So we all know Equestria is... well... filled with ponies. But that isn't to say there aren't other critters crawling around. But for the most part it's dragons or griffons or hydras and such. Like straight from any old fantasy novel.
But what if there was a race of creatures, older than the ponies and yet more secluded and very rare. Living in the harshest of cold mountains and... very dark caves. What are they? And...
"HEY DUDE!"
Huh?
"Hey man where's Ponyville?"
...Er...
"Cus I got to like... um... get there soon... get this dude... I... am an AMBASSADOR!"
...YOU JUST SPOILED IT!
"Nuh uh bro-heim. I didn't say what I was."
You're a-... Sigh... just keep heading west you can't miss it...
"Alright! Tubular! Man this is gonna be righteous!"