All right. Now where do I begin? What shall I write about? Hmm... Just give me a moment. I promise this will only take a second, and the outcome with be splendid!

Of COURSE! A romance! I might have not gotten a prince, but that doesn't mean, uh, Marity can't have one, right? Ahem, now the story can begin. Brace yourselves for the most elegant, romantic story you have ever read. It's going to be truly fantastic.

Hiya, Rarity! Whatcha doin?!

Oh dear... Pinkie Pie, I'm writing a story.

What's this thingy majiggy? Wowwy! You can write a story on that fancy thing?

Sigh. It's called a computer, darling.

Ohhhhhh, can I write a story?

No, I'm writing mine!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-

Fine! After me.

Yay! I'm going to write about the most fantastical, amazingcal, terrifical party in the whole wide world!

Yes, I'm sure you will, Pinkie Pie, but would you mind if I wrote my story first? I'm in the middle of something here.

Okie dokie lokie! I'll just come every couple of minutes and ask you when you're done!

Sigh.

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Marity stood in the beautiful moonlight, her gorgeous blue mane gleaming in the night. She waited for her handsome, kind, loving, perfect prince to come. He was never late and always on time, because that is what a good prince is REALLY like. Her gown hovered as the light breeze blew. Her patience was slowly dying as the minutes ticked by, but the prince was still not late... she was just so excited to see her love.

And then the clippity-clop of her prince's hooves came from behind. She swung around frantically, just so she could look into his hypnotic, blue eyes. She smiled and ran towards him. He ran towards her. Everything went into a dramatic and romantic slow motion. A sweet song filled their ears as they grew closer and closer to meeting in the middle.

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Eeeeeyuck! They aren't gonna kiss or anything right?
Ugh, Rainbow Dash, that's the best part! It shows their love for each other.
Kissing's gross. You should just, I dunno, make this story 20% cooler. Y'know skip the whole sloppy lovey dovey part and go on to the part where they fight dragons!
Look, Rainbow Dash, if you're so uninterested in MY story, why don't you just NOT read over my shoulder?
I've got nothing better to do. Hey, can I write story?
Sure, Dashie! You can write one after me! Guess what I'm gonna write about, huh, huh?
Let me guess: a huge party?
Wowwy! You're so good at this game!
It's really not that hard to guess with you.
Ahem, I'm kind of in the middle of something here.

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Anyway, after greeting each other sweetly, they walked upstairs from the ballroom they were in. In the room above was a really nice dinner for two. Candles lit the room with its soft flames. Flowers trailed all over the floor. Prince smiled and sat down with Marity, but first pulling out her seat like a gentleman. She fluttered her eyes cutely and he chuckled, "So, Marity, my parents won't allow me see you. This secret meeting could be dangerous."

"I'll do anything to see you, my love!"

"Me as well, but we must be careful."

"I know."

A short, purple dragon with green scales walked into the room with a nice tuxedo on. He carried a tray and carefully placed it on the table. It was filled with cupcakes made by one of Marity's friends, uh, Penny Pipe. They began to eat, never looking away from each other's eyes. Eventually all the cupcakes disappeared from the plate, and they were left to sit with filled bellies. Slowly they started to inch towards each other and rub their noses together. They stepped down from their chairs and walked out onto the terrace. Marity stood in Prince's warm embrace and they watched the full moon, counting the stars together.
Suddenly, from inside, hoofsteps could be heard. Marity gasped and Prince turned around, "We can't be seen together!" He said, hiding her protectively. She cowered behind him, holding her breath carefully. A pony walked out onto the terrace, "Prince. Who are you with? Who is the pony?"

"Nopony."

"Uh... You set up a romantic dinner for yourself?"

"Yup."

"...."

An awkward silence followed until the guard finally said quietly, "I won't question your ways, Prince. Enjoy yourself." He started to turn, but Marity sneezed softly. The guard glared over at the Prince and Marity silently wished she hadn't chosen her feather dress to wear that night.
"Who is with you, Prince?!"

"Nopony. That was me. Er... Achoo."

"Yeah right. Step away. You know you are an Alicorn and destined to marry another Alicorn."

"Pssh, like there are any Alicorn's around here!"

"Princess Celestia is the one you are to marry."

"She's just a stuck-up snob!"

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Ahem. What?
Oh, Twilight Sparkle, I'm sorry. It's just a part of the story.
Princess Celestia is the best princess ever!
She is, Twilight! It. Was. Just. Part. Of. The. Story!
You know what? I'm going to make my own story! All about how amazing Princess Celestia is.
Oh no. A story filled with history.
It will be good. You'll see. It's going to be the best story ever! Heh.
Yeah. Right. Count me out.

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"Just. Step. Away."

Prince froze before jumping at the guard. Before any violence could ensue, the guard screamed and ran away and downstairs. Prince turned and walked up to Marity who watched him lovingly, "That was so brave."

"But he got away..."

"You still protected me."

"I know, but he can go tell everyone."

"Oh my gosh, you're right."

"We have to run away and be together!"

So they did. They got a sweet little cabin in a forest where they made a family, got married, and lived happily ever after.

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Wait, wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwait! That's it?
Yep. That's how I wanted my story to go! Isn't it just so romantic? Hey! Why do you care?
Well, y'know, it was actually getting kinda interesting. Do any guards come after them? Maybe ninja ponies or something? He could fight them off and "show his love" for Marity. Something cool like that.
Well, that was it. He already showed his love with that one guard.
Stupid.
It wasn't stupid! It was romantic.
It was really nice, Rarity! It just needed a party and stuff! Wait. It's my turn isn't it? Yay! I'm going to write a story! Yay, yay, yay!
Eh... fine Pinkie Pie.
Howdy y'all. What's all this speaking 'bout stories? Oh, hey. Is that a computer? Are ya writing on that computer?!
Yes and you can write a story, too, OK?
Well... great! Ah wasn't gonna ask or nothin' but thank you kindly!
May I write one too, please? It's okay if not. I'm really alright with that. I-I just won't write one. That's okay.
No, No. It's fine, Fluttershy. You can write one, too. You can ALL write one. Even you Spike.
Uh, alright? I wasn't really paying attention.