(night 0) awkward camping

dash and me we were going to see one of her friend named pinkie pie to know if we could use her balloon for me to go in rainbow's sky house.
i was trying to explain cars to rainbow dash but than we saw a purple unicorn
"hey Dash! who that a friend yours?"Ii ask politely
"yes but we've got to hide"
"why rainbwf" (she shoved her two front hooves in my mouth)
"she's gone now"

"Shmff gnlt rftkv" i grabbed the blue Pegasus's hooves out of my mouth
"your hooves taste like strawberry jam "
"really?" said rainbow dash surprised
"yes! Did you crash land in a strawberry bush *sniff*? or is that perfume?" I asked
"no... it a new soap i tried. " Dash replied shyly
"smells good! suits you" to as i happened to sniff out her neck closer but, the blue Pegasus turned red all over the face
"s-s-stop-p th that Damian!"
"MY name is Adam... why are you shaking.." as i was interrupted by pinkie who yelled from far"
"THE BALLOON IS READY 'N' STEADY!" A pitched voice shouted
"COMING!.........." dash shouted as she zoomed of

5 min later i arrived at the balloon area. Pinkie and Dash were waiting for me.
Dash was blushing a little when she saw me, i guess she isn't used to being complimented
"hey Dashie your face is the same colour as my coat"pinkie pie said looking carefully at Rainbow dashes face
IS NOT"
"is to"
"IS NOT"
"is to"
"STOP!" i cried out loud
"dashie, is that a new pet?" Pinkie asked
"no he is called Damian Sinc he's a human that came from an other world called earth"
"my name is ADAM not Damian and could we just go to the sky house already"
"no problems we'll be there in no time!"

"As Pinkie and I embark in the basket of the gigantic balloon. it started to Lift off the ground. A beautiful sky view of the sunset was glimmering in my eyes. Its than i knew that i never want to leave Equestria, no mater what.
"snap out of it, we're here"
"sorry rainbow its just so... there is no word to describe it. its just -"
"admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fascinating, fine, gorgeous, graceful, grand, lovely, magnificent, marvellous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, slightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, wonderful and there's also..."pinkie was going to say more
"stop! i get it, there's words for describing a sunset" i cant believe how she got all of these synonyms correctly
"hey rainbow dash, is it safe for me to step on clouds?" i asked in fear
"if i can do it i am sure you can, well lets start the tour of my house this is my..."
"dashie!"
"not now pinkie where was i"
"but dashie, Adam felled through the cloud"
"WHAT!?"
"ARRGHHH-HELP-ARRGHH" I screamed falling very very fast

I was close to my terminal velocity but i saw a rainbow zooming right of me and *paf* *paf* *paf* 3 cloud slowed my fall but i still hit the ground at about 10miles with a loud thud on a pile of leafs
"ouch!"
I woke sore and my tail bone hurts like hell
"huh white sealing tight bed the hospital? i did all that just to get back here *sigh.* dash was are... That's right visits hours are over"
*knock* *knock* I turned on the lantern on the bed table
"Huh dash?"
"ophen thef wihndof" dash said quietly in a muffled voice
"o-okay" i lifted the thin sheet of glass slowly not to make any sounds event if i didn't have a roommate
"Thanks"
"What are you doing here? And... What’s that in your mouth?"
"affle" *puh.* she spat out the handle of the heavy box on the bed "apple beer, cause applejack gave me my special order sooner than i expected and instead of drinking alone i said why not drink it with a friend, right?"
"A friend? I’m ... your friend?" said uncertain rainbow dash “hand them... Hoof me a beer!"
"Yeah sure" she rolled the bottle and opened it for me "just to prove it that you’re my friend, a toast for friendship!"
"Shh! Not so loud visits are over, we might get spotted. But yeah for friendship!" we yelled in a quiet voice
i saw rainbow chugging her first beer down and holding the bottle like a Sippy cup
"That’s kinda cute!" i slowly sipped mine "wow that thing is good!" I started drinking a little faster
"What’s cute?
"You of course, who else is in here? You looked like a kid... filly drinking from a Sippy cup" the blue mare became a bright crimson colour again; I couldn't lie, it was true she was cute
"C-can we change the subject?" She asked
"Em sure, tell me about your friend" i asked curiously
"Okay" the pony's face turned back to the light turquoise it was.
"Well there’s fluttershy who is a Pegasus, well... she’s shy, she, loves animals and also she is a veterinarian
"Really? That’s cool"
"There’s rarity who's high class and strong on manners and... Oh yeah she’s a fashionista she could probably do you some new cloths since winter is coming soon"
"What? Summer just started in my word, isn't that wired?" *gulp gulp! ahh!* I just finish my first beer and rainbow was already to her 3rd beer! Wow
"Yeah what’s with that?" *chug chug chug*
"Hey, leave some for me!" I took my second beer
"You saw applejack and pinkie... ah that right twilight sparkle how could i have forgotten her”
"Is that the purple unicorn?" I asked
"Yes that’s her. She lives in the library, she’s a total bookworm but she IS really cool... in a way hahaha! *chug chug chug!*
"Ahhh that hits the spot! You know? I really like you the only drinking partner I had was fluttershy. 1 beer and she is gone and snoring!
"Really? I heard of softy but that a new bottom! Urrghh... wait for me I have to use the washroom"
“I’ll go with you the five beer were too much for me”

I stood up easily but rainbow dash was walking well more wobbling for the filly's room. She took 5 steps and then tripped, I was going to catch her but i tripped on a little of it apple beer that i spilled earlier. I still caught her.
"WOAH that was close thanks! Dash said whit a big drunken smile “you deserve this!
Before I knew it we were kissing, her smooth tongue rubbing against mine slowly and the taste of apple beer and mint just turned my body in to jelly. Then I broke the kiss
“We should really stop before we do something we will regret tomorrow, y-y-you should go to the bathroom! I’ll go a-after you alright?"
"Okay... "
5 min later she was sleeping in my bed with me, after she told me drunk flying was illegal. I wonder what I will do tomorrow and will it be crazy like last night?
A/N:<thanks to Blossom for the hospital idea>

E/N: Heya guys, From now on im letting Umm.. Ah. The author do most of the writing. I will
Just fill in gaps and spelling so yeah
BLOSSOM OUT