I sighed as i thought about my life so far:' I have a bad job, a crummy apartment, nobody in my life to share moments with, i lost my parents when i was 18 and friends that i see on rare occasions and...' " MY LIFE SUCKS" I screamed to no-one but my mirror
"I’m sure taking a shower will clear my mind"
As if by fricking Magic my phone went off. “What the hell is it this time?"

Hey Adam!
It’s Jim.
Dude don't you forget,
it’s our B.B. game this month.
At the old basketball spot we used to play at.
Dbl, plz 5:30 pm TODAY! kk! See you there :D

I looked at my watch to see it displaying, 4:50. Well no time for a shower now. I can’t believe i forgot Urrghh.. I thought in haste to get out of the door.
I quickly changed into my Gym cloths and got my Luckily Canadian Twoony (I don’t know what that is) I left the house at around 5:00. I was making quick progress running to the Old spot.
Getting closer to the Area, I would trip at every odd bump in the cobble.
Finally my legs gave way to a final trip. My body whammed against a Soft court,
Upon getting up and brushing myself off I had just enough time to look at my watch, 5:25

"Hey Jim! You here?" I shouted, it only echoed about the buildings.
'Huh. Great work for being early'. I thought, using the spare time to reflect my inner soul.
I was tuned out from the world, but in reality it was getting stormy. I awoke from my Day Dream from a brisk wind chilling my spine. There was a Storm brewing quickly
"It has been 2 years since i last did a 'Dunk'" I replied to myself running to the hoop
3...2...1 i successfully did a dunk, But in the process a pink swirling bolt in the metal hoop
Suddenly a Large Bolt of Lightning hit the Pink swirl forming a sort of rip in time and space its self. The Swirl of mess was pulling me in.
I got closer and closer until I could go no further, I saw immense dark, and I felt like I was falling for eternity until I saw light. A light getting so close that I thought i could see a hay bale..A hay bale..'How the hell did a HAY BALE get here?' I thought for a split second. A blinding flash of light appeared before hitting a Pitch fork.

Luckily i landed right and just hit the flat bit and not the pointy bit of the fork.
I lay there woozy (?) from the impact and the events
"What in tarnation is that thing" an Orange blur spoke
" I dunno..You gotta be careful sis'" A even Bigger red blur replied
I started getting my wits about me and the picture got clearer. I still couldn’t see though.
A blue blur spoke up "Who and what are you!?"
"I’m Adam Sinc, a human. And you?" I replied with a bubbly hint to my voice.
"Names Rainbow Dash, the fastest Pegasus in Equestia" She Said offering me a handshake( Hoof shake?).
"Yeah Yeah.." I replied sobering up. At this point my eyes went back to normal after the 'so called Pegasus' spoke.
"Wait. YOU’RE A PONY WITH WINGS!" I shouted making the two smaller ponies jump.
"Sure am Adam" Dash Said with a 'Really' tone.
Right so letz recap; I entered a rip in space and time, I felt immense pain, then i saw a Talking pony with Fricking WINGS. That sentence went over in my head 5 times before i realised it was real.
"Umm..Yeah...Rainbow Dash..While im here where can i like..Stay?" I asked
"You can sleep at mine" She replied with a cheerful tone.
"If that’s not a problem. Thanks."
"So Adam Can ya tell us about how ya got her' and what ya ar'" The orange pony asked
"Sure.."
"Applejack" She finished.
"Well where do I start......"
The conversation lasted about an hour until I had no more to say.
"So ya Tell me that ya live on a plant call 'Earth' and you plants like ours but not so..Colourful" Applejack said
"Correct" I reassured her.
Later on they took me to a hospital where i was having trouble fitting in the beds.
"Thanks girls. Umm..Mares sorry"
“No probs ad" Applejack Replied
The nurse entered with a + Mark on her flank, the others told me they where cutie marks and they define the ponies ability.
"Hello, Mr. Sinc Its all good news you have no real bad areas just a few bruis" The pony said
"So.. I can leave now?" I asked
"Yes you can Mr.Sinc, Just sign out at the front desk"
Now for some well deserved rest.
"Let’s head home" I spoke up breaking the silence as we walked down a road leading to a town named Ponyvillie.
Editors’ notes: That was a mouthful to edit. Blossom out.