A/N: here you go! The bonus chapter that has nothing to do with anything, or does it? Nah it probably doesn’t, but anyways the lols begin now! By the way, there will be an A/N at the end to explain all of this. This is not relevant to the story at all, so just read for the entertainment.

I was sitting on my front porch with Stratus and RD; it was a nice day for a change. Stratus was watching the few birds pass by and I was rubbing her back with one of my hands. It was going all well and dandy, but then things started to get weird. Don’t they always!? *trollface*

“Dad, what is that?” Stratus said as he pointed to something that was falling from the sky. I stood up and put one of my hands above my eyes so I could see better. It looked kind of like me, I mean in a human kind of way. It was falling towards us and when I heard the incessant ranting at nothing I looked at it with anger. “Fffffffffffff” was all I could get out before the human landed near me. It’s him, even after death I can’t get rid of him. FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!

“Dad, should you help it?” Stratus said to me with confusion.

“Kyle, why is there another human here now?” Dash said to me.

I looked at them and smiled. “I know who he is. He I a friend from school and we used to hang out sometimes” I walked over to his body that was half sticking out of the ground. I grabbed his ankle and pulled him out.

“Stratus, Kyle just picked him….” Dash said.

“Like a vegetable yes” Stratus said before shrugging.

I lifted him up until his face was level with mine. If you think I have extend arms than you would be wrong! “Hi Ryan, long time no see hmmmm?” I said to him with a smile.

“Ugh, Kyle? Mother of god it worked! I can hang out with you again! This is going…”

“NOPE! Hey Ryan you wanted my Nokia phone so bad…..here let me help you go get it!” I cut him off before throwing Ryan right in the direction of the moon. “BYE RYAN….I’ll send Rarity up there soon!”

“Ffffffffffff…” Ryan yelled as he flew out of sight.

“Kyle, why did you just throw him to the moon? And how could you do that anyways!?” RD asked me, looking suspiciously like the Y U NO guy meme.

“It’s because of my sayian pride my dear Dashie, now come on. I don’t want to wait around for anything weirder to come about…..who wants breakfast?” I said to them with a smile.

I was in the kitchen with Stratus and Rainbow. I was spinning the pancake I was making around in my hands singing as I made breakfast.

Stratus and Dash would laugh at my attempts to sing and I would shed man tears and accept my fate. Shut up, I can’t sing! Just like Justin Beiber!

I heard a knock at the door then and the pancake I was spinning hit the pan with great accuracy. Yes, now to answer the door. I walked towards the door and opened it. I looked outside and saw something that made me want to blow up right then. Spiderman’s head was right outside the door upside down and I jumped back in surprise. “Get out of here! I don’t like you, and you are kind of a creep!”

“But I always stop by on Friday afternoon” Spiderman said to me.

“Here, let me help with that, you’ll think its Saturday now” I said before I punched his head with my fist. He fell onto my porch with a thud and laid there, unquestionably KO’d. FFFFFFFAAAALLCON PAWNCH!!!!
I closed the door and walked back into the kitchen and resumed making breakfast.

“Dad, who was that?” Stratus asked me.

“Oh, that was just your friendly neighborhood weirdo Stratus” I said to him with a smile.

“Why is there all this weird stuff happening today Kyle?” Rainbow Dash asked me next.

I shrugged “I don’t know, but I am not too worried about it.” I finished breakfast and I got everypony’s plate ready. We all ate our breakfast and then started to go over what we could do that day. I suggested taking a stroll through the town and enjoying the day. Dash and Stratus thought that would be ok and we got ready to go.

We were on the outskirts of Ponyville and it was alive with ponies going about their daily business. I looked around and everything was peaceful. Ugh, let’s hope that this morning was just my still tired brain showing me things that were not there!

We went over to a bench and sat down and looked at all of the ponies going about their daily business. I looked at the bench next to me and saw sad Keanu Reeves sitting there. Just don’t pay attention to it, if you don’t pay attention to it, it will go away eventually.

“Dad, who is that on the bench next to us?” Stratus asked me, his interests piqued.

“That is sad Keanu; I want to know how he, Ryan, and Spiderman got here!” I said as I started to go into shutdown of logical thinking.

“Miss me? HAH GAYYYYYYY!!!!” Spiderman called from a barrel a few feet away, his head was the only thing sticking out and the lid was resting on top of his head. Get out of my life memes! Why don’t you all just go…..I don’t even care! Just leave me and my family alone!

“I remember when I had a career like Spiderman, but then again things change for a reason” sad Keanu said to nothing in particular.

Shut the hell up you depressed movie star!

“Kyle, why is all of this happening? Why are all of these things getting to you so much?” Rainbow Dash asked me.

“RD, this is going to be hard to explain so I will just give you the summed up version. These things that are happening are called memes, they are funny things that people did in my world to make others laugh or get upset” I said to her, trying very hard not to lose my cool and walk over and punch Spiderman again.

“Ok, what are we going to do about it?” Rainbow asked me.

I looked at her and kissed her once quickly. “I want you to go back to the house with Stratus; I am going to deal with all of these things myself. Hay, I already dealt with one. I’ll come home when I am done ok?” I said to her with a soft smile.

“Ok, come on Stratus, Kyle is going to handle it” Dash said to my son before they walked off towards the house.

"HIT MY THEME MUSIC AUTHOR MAN!!!" I said to the sky with a smile.

I turned back to Keanu and walked over to him. I got a fist ready and his head was bent in front of him so he was in a perfect position to get some sense knocked into him. I did an uppercut right to his chin and he flew right over the back of the bench and landed in the bushes behind it.

Something poked my shoulder and I turned around with a frown on my face. “You know, you should strut yourself more often.”

“AHHHHHH, not you, get him out of here! You are the reason I have nightmares! Burn in hell you freak!” I yelled at Strutting Leo. He was smiling at me and I started to back up, I hate him, he makes me want to burn down churches. He was strutting towards me and I was looking at him like he was Satan himself.

I grabbed the nearest object, which was a crate by the way and ran right up to him and proceeded to beat him with it. You have plagued me for the last time Leo! I will break you! After I was done beating Leo to a bloody pulp I walked away from everything. I’m going crazy! I’m going loony, I need to go to the crazy house!

“Need a psychologist? Why not Zoidberg?”

“Fffffffffffffff” I said before I turned around. Sure enough there was Zoidberg in his white scrubs. Not you too! When will the torment end? I punched him once in the face and watched as he started to run around screaming.

“WOPWOPWOPWOPWOPWOP!!!!” he was yelling as he ran.

Oh, god I can feel the need to partake in the funny knowing at my brain! I walked away from the wailing Zoidberg and started to smile. I just hurt like 6 different memes! Not a lot of people can say that! I walked up the street and saw that there was nothing out of the ordinary. I took a seat on the grass and thought about all of the stuff that had just happened this morning. I really do need to go to a loony bin if this keeps up!

I looked up and saw a little fat girl with Twilight’s doll running towards me with Twilight chasing her. She was wearing a yellow jacket and she was also holding some bubblegum. Oh god, why did you have to come here!?

“That little fat thing stole my doll, give it back!” Twilight said to the chubby girl running away.

I reached behind me and pulled out a 9 iron from nowhere and held it in front of me. “Excellent, this will make her go pretty far away from here. Let’s just hope the wind is in my favor” I said. She was running right towards me and I positioned myself for the shot. She ran up to me and I pulled the club back to get ready for the shot. “FORE” I yelled before I swung the 9 iron and hit the chubby girl in the chest and sent her over the roof of a nearby building. “Damn, I got a bogie!

The doll landed on the ground near Twilight. “Kyle? What is going on? All of these weird things keep showing up and I don’t know how to get rid of them, they already made Celestia lock herself in her room to get away from it. What do we do?” Twilight blabbed on.

“Ok, do you know where anything else is located that is out of the ordinary? And let’s see if we can’t just make them want to leave…..with forceful beatings and minor breaking of bones” I said as I pulled out a Viking helmet. What I need to get ready to face the scourge of memes, so I need to look good.

“Ok, well on the way here I saw this thing spraying ponies with this red stuff, and then there was this thing that landed in my tree that just kept talking about space, and that was about it” Twilight said to me.

“Ok, I’ll go deal with those. Go to my house and check up on Dash and Stratus for me ok?” I said to her with a smile before I ran towards Twi’s house.

I was about halfway to Twi’s now. I looked to my left and saw that there was the pepper spray cop and he was indeed spraying ponies with that dastardly stuff. There’s no need to fear, Kyle the meme slayer is here! I ran over and got my 9 iron ready again. I swung it as hard as I could and it connected with his helmet. He turned to me and sprayed my eyes with pepper spray and I immediately regretted going in like a fool. AHHHHHH, this shit is making me feel like gouging my eyes out would be doing myself a favor! I held my eyes and pointed a finger at hopefully him with my free hand.

“Why don’t you take that pepper spray of yours and shove it up that already clogged pooper of yours? That would save…” I was cut off by him spraying my mouth with it. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK this shit is not going to go well for him when I get the chance to do something. I opened my burning eyes and looked at the blurry cop. I grabbed my golf club again and swung again and again at him. I hit him in the head so many times his helmet dented and fell apart. I hit him once more after that and he was thrown into a cart a few feet away. I am just going to throw the Space core at the moon when I find it, I am done playing around.

I started to walk towards Twi’s place again and when I got there I heard the ranting about space. I saw the Space Core sitting on a low hanging branch and I threw a rock at it and it fell out of the tree. To the moon with you! I walked over to it and picked it up. I positioned my arm and threw the core as hard as I could at where the moon was.

“SPPPPAAAAAACCCEEEEE!!!” it yelled as it flew out of sight.

I sat down on the ground and thought for a moment. Please, let this be done with. I don’t have the power to fight the memes anymore! I was staring off into nothing but was brought back to attention when I heard this.

“FINISH HIM!”

I turned around and got a glimpse of Leonidas as he stood over me. DAFUQ? Oh I give up! “This is madness!” I said to him as I remembered the scene.

“Madness? MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA!” he yelled before he kicked my face with his size like 20 boot. The last thing I heard before the darkness gripped me was this.

“FATALITY!”

I shot up and was breathing heavily. I looked around and saw that I was in my room. I looked over and saw that Dash was still asleep and I breathed a sigh of relief. I lie back down and look at the ceiling.

“I hate it when I have those kinds of dreams”

A/N: I hope you found it funny! I will just tell you that there was some special substance involved when I wrote that, it will be your job to decipher what. Now to give an explanation to all of the things I used.

The human in the beginning was a friend of mine who wanted to be in this story and still does. I did that so I could make him mad bro.

You should know all of the other memes, like the 60s spiderman, this is Sparta, pepper spray cop, chubby bubbles girl, strutting leo, sad Keanu, space core, zoidberg.

This was meant to just be something funny to read, nothing more. I will be posting another chapter sometime soon hopefully.

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