A/N: here we go interesting chapter number 1. Hope you like the funny! I’m sure you’ll like it! On with the chapter then!

I was woken up by something bouncing repeatedly on my chest. This….is…the….most….annoying….thing….ever! “Huhnm….what?” I said as the bouncing continued. I am not a trampoline!

“Come on dad, you promised me that we would go see Twilight today! Is she cool like you and mom? What does she do? Is she going to ask me a lot of questions? Why are you making that face?” Stratus said to me while I laid there with my eyes closed.

“You sure are asking me a lot of questions! Well, we are going to see Twi today, and you will find out all about her when you meet her. Where’s mom?” I said to the little pegasus.

“Mom’s downstairs making breakfast right now. She said that it was her turn to try her hand at cooking, it smells good, so she must be doing a good job!” Stratus said.

“It does smell good! I bet if we try really hard we can sneak up on her. Want to try?” I said to him with a smile.

“Yeah!” he replied happily.

OK, now follow me” I said before I began to walk out of the room. I tried to be really quiet as to not draw attention to our presence. Stratus was being quiet too. We made it down the stairs a few minutes later and we waited by the kitchen doorway. I heard the sizzling of pancakes on the stove so I leaned down to Stratus. “OK, here is what we are gonna do. When mom leaves to go call us, she will think we are upstairs, we will then walk into the kitchen and take our seats at the table and wait silently for mom to come back, in when she sees us she will wonder how we got around her without her knowing. Got all that?” I said to him with a grin. I wonder how Dash will react?

“Got it” Stratus said to me.

I was right behind dad at the doorway to the kitchen. Mom is going to freak if this works! My dad is so nice! I wonder how mom will react when she finds that we were behind this? She probably will laugh a little, then punch dad in the shoulder and make a face, she seemed to do that a lot when he did things like this.

Rainbow Dash walked into the living room a few minutes later. Dad looked at me and motioned for us to make our move. Dad and I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. “Ok, now put on a big ol smile for mom, she will love this” dad said to me with a smile.

I did as he said and we sat there in silence with smiles on our faces, dads being the funniest. Why does he act so goofy? Is it because he likes to be the funny one, or because he is the clown of the family? I like the idea of seeing my dad as a clown, he would look like…..amazing! Mom walked back in and saw us sitting there and she gave us both a look that will be etched in my head as one of the funniest things mom has done.

“How did you both get down here without me knowing?” she asked us, I kept a straight face but dad had to go and blow it.

“We wanted to surprise you; we snuck in here while you were calling for us! I loved the face you made!” he said to her, his smile showing nothing but sheer joy.

“AWWW, C’mon dad! You were supposed to keep quiet! Morning mom, breakfast smells good!” I said to her, she smiled in return.

“It does doesn’t it? I never tried my hoof at cooking and was going to just have your dad here do all of it, but then I changed my mind. What is going on after breakfast today you two?” she asked us.

I smiled at her “dad is going to take me over to Twilight’s house today to meet her!” I looked over to dad and smiled.

When dad saw me smiling at him the pancake on his fork fell off and landed on the table and he looked at me.
“AWW my pancake!” he said to nothing in particular. I laughed at him and then went to eating my own.

Mom sat down at the table with us and we ate our breakfast. “So you’re going to meet Twi huh? You’ll have a lot of fun I’m sure” she said to me.

We finished eating our breakfast and dad told me that we would be leaving in a few minutes. I watched as he walked over to mom and ask her if she wanted to come along. Mom smiled and said that it would be fun and I smiled at that. “Yay, mom’s coming along!”

“Well, we may be doing something else while we are there as well, so I thought she would like to come along with us Stratus” dad said to me with a smile.

“Ok, can we go now?” I said to them impatiently.

“Ok ok, we can go now. Come on, we can get there faster this way” dad said to me before picking me up and holding me close to him.

He walked with mom out to the front porch and we stepped down into the snow. I was still being held by dad and he started to float. We took off and began to fly through the air. So cool! I never knew dad could fly!

We flew for a few more minutes and then we touched down in the front of this tree house thing. “Is this where Twilight lives?” I asked them.

“Eeeyup!” dad and mom said almost in unison. That was creepy!

We went up to the door and dad knocked a few times. The door opened a few moments later by a purple mare and she smiled widely when she saw us. I am starting to have second thoughts about this!

I walked in with Stratus in my arms and Dash followed in close behind. “Hi Twilight! How was your Hearth’s Warming?” I said trying to be casual. Maybe today I’ll talk with my mom again. I just hope that she doesn’t get upset!

“It was very nice thank you. I see you brought Stratus here” she turned to him. “Hi Strat, your mom and dad are pretty cool don’t you think?” she said to him, thinking that he still couldn’t talk.

“More than you know! They are so much fun and I love them to death!” Stratus replied to her.

The look Twilight gave my son was the best thing since sliced bread. That’s my boy! Good job Stratus, you made her do the equivalent of shitting bricks! I looked at Twilight “Hey Twi, do you think we could use that thing where I can see my mom again? I want to tell her about what has been happening lately.”

“Sure, you know what needs to be done though right?” Twi said to me.

“Yup, here” I said to her as I bit my thumb again. Stratus looked at the drop of blood on my finger and then at me. He looked concerned.

“Dad, why did you do that? Didn’t it hurt?” Stratus said to me.

AWW I never thought one drop of blood would make him so concerned as to want to shed not so coltish tears. “It’s ok Strat, I just want to do something that I think you are going to find fun. Do you want to meet your technical
grandmother?” I said to him. That has to be one of the most messed up things I have ever said……EVER! I am 17 and I already have a kid! My mom is already a grandma technically! Time to get a very funny reaction out of my mom! *Trollface*

“Yeah, I wanna meet her! I wanna meet her!” Stratus said bouncing on the ground happily.

“Ok, here you go. Twilight you ready?” I said as I held out my thumb. Incoming levels of funny that I could never comprehend!

Twilight nodded and used her magic to make the portal window out of my life essence again. I was looking through it into the living room again and my mother was sitting on the couch laughing as she watched something on the T.V. Ooohhhh, added bonus! Grandma’s there! “Hi mom….again”

My mom and grandmother both jumped as they heard my voice. My mom turned and saw me standing there and she smiled widely. Grandma on the other hand looked like she was seeing god himself. “Kyle, it’s been a while! How have you been? What has been going on?” my mom asked bombarding me with questions.

Shut up woman and let me talk! “Hi mom…..and grandma. I am great, and a lot of stuff has been going on. Do you want to hear?” I said to them. Shut up and get ready to be startled.

“Yeah, give us all of the details” my grandma said to me.

“So you asked, so you shall receive” I said to them, a smile forming on my face. “Whelp, I will just give you all of the major things. The first thing that happened is me getting a house of my own after I won a bet at a competition. That was a fun day.”

“Wait! You have your own house already!? How can you, your only 17!?” my mom asked me with a shocked look on her face.

“Well there really is no age requirement for owning a house here. I also have a job that pays well” I was cut off by my mom starting to cough like a fool. It isn’t that shocking! Stop it!

“You-you have a job!? What is it!?” she said to me. My grandmother was just listening intently.

“Well, remember the music I listen to, well that is what I do. I work at a club in town” I said to her, the smile growing across my face. “Now the last few things I am going to tell you will be the most shocking…..do you want to hear them?”

“Sure…let’s get this over with” my mom said.

Oh this is going to be maliciously fun. “Well, the first thing is that I have a lover now.” This made my mom nearly fall over. I looked at RD and told her to come over and she gladly did. “Mom, this is my lover Rainbow Dash, you met her back when I first introduced her to you” I said to her.

The next thing my mom said surprised me for the wrong reason. “I sure hope my son is being taken care of when he is with you, because if not, he can be a bit of a loony” my mom said to her. Ugh, let the witty motherly comments cometh forth.

Dash just smiled and started to laugh. I looked at my mom again “You want to know what happened next? Here comes the big shocker for you” I said to her with a sly grin. Now I just want to see her reaction!

“Hey Strat, come here” I said over to my son, who was talking to Twilight. Stratus came over and I picked him up and set him on my shoulder. “Say hi Stratus.”

“Hi grandma! Then he saw the older thing sitting behind her and apparently knew who she was in the situation. “Hi great-grandma!”

My mom and grandmother literally looked like they were dead; I heard the air moving it was so quiet. Stratus literally broke their minds! He has become the ultimate child! My mom was the first to recover from the shock. “D-did he just call me grandma!? Kyle….i-is that your son!?” she said to me.

“Yep this is Stratus, he is your grandson. Dash and I here couldn’t be more proud of him” I said beaming with my sayian pride again.

“Well, he sure is a happy little guy isn’t he? I never thought I would be a grandmother so soon, but I guess since you have been there you have gotten a lot more mature…..in a sense” she said with a grin at the end.

I see what you did there! “Thanks mom, that means a lot…I think. I am really sorry mom, but I am going to have to go to work in a while and I want to go get ready. I’ll bring Stratus by every now and again so you can talk to him, he would probably like the stories you tell him about me” I said to her with a smile.

“I am sure he would like that. Take care and talk to me again soon!” she said to me.

The portal closed down and I was left in the library with the others. We all said our goodbyes and left so we could get on with the rest of our day. It felt like a good day was going to come about.

A/N: this was hopefully a hilarious chapter for you all and I will be making a bonus chapter because I am going to be out of my right mind for a while, so I hope you like the chapter to come. It will be up in a while!

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