When we woke up we were feeling refreshed and ready to go out and enjoy the day. This was one of the last days that we could do anything fun and stupid before I had to get stuff ready to take back with us. I hate crunch time!

“Kyle, what are we going to do today?” Dash said as she sat up in the bed and rubbed her eyes with a fore hoof.

“Hmm, have you ever heard of the term super heroes? Like you know, people or ponies that have super strength or abilities that make them incredible?” I asked her with a smile as I thought about what today could include. First we go back to NYC, and then we start beating the snot out of bad guys and become famous and get our own comic book and a nomination for DC universe! I….AM….A….GENIUS!!! Then we go and troll on the prez, which will be fun!

“Yeah, but don’t they not exist? I mean, who has super powers around here?” Dash said with a quizzical look to me.

I face palmed and smiled “Ok, let me rephrase that. WE are going to go back to New York City and we are going to be superheroes, and do you know why?” I asked her as I grabbed our white matching hoodies from the table and tossed her hers.

“Because we have super powers?” Rainbow Dash said to me before it clicked in her head about what I had planned. “OH, you mean we’re the superheroes because you have that freaky mind thing that Twi gave you and we can fly and stuff. Awesome, are we going to kick the snot out of bad guys?” RD asked me as she jumped off the bed displaying a roundhouse kick.

“If we’re lucky, but NYC has a lot of crime, so I bet we find something. Do you want to head out?” I asked her as I pulled my hoodie on and opened the sliding doors to the balcony. Up up and AWAYYYYY!!!

“Yep, let’s go beat up some baddies!” Dash said before she flew out of the door with me following behind her.

We were in the harbor after about 3 hours of flying. It was very dull and sometimes I fell out of the air just for fun. One time I hit the water, which wasn’t fun. We were sitting on top of the statue of liberty’s book and we were looking over the city. This is your kingdom Simba, argh I did it again. I am not 5 years old anymore!

I slid off the book and free fell for a little bit before I stopped and took off towards the empire state building. Dash was flying right behind me and we landed on the sidewalk out in front of the building. There were a lot of people around and they saw us and gasped and began pointing at us and taking pictures. “Dash, pull up your hood, we need to remain incognito for a little bit” I said to her before I pulled my hood up.

Dash did what I asked and we stood there getting pictures taken for a little bit. A kid came out of the crowd and up to me. “Mister, who are you? And who is that?” he said as he pointed to RD.

“We are the darkness to the light, the light to the darkness, insert metaphor here! We are the alpha and the omega, we are the ones who reach out to those who got their purse stolen, yes you grandma sitting on that park bench” I said as I pointed to the old lady, who smiled at me in return. I am so full of it right now, thank you references to make this speech a little easier! Also I am an asshole! “We are known to you as mystery” I finished with the cunning name that really wasn’t cunning at all.

I then heard sirens coming from a few streets over and I took off with Dash at my heels. We flew over a few streets and sure enough there was a bank robbery in progress. We landed in front of the building and I walked over to the officer in charge. “What’s going on?” I said in a batmanesque voice.

“Well, the first national bank is being robbed, and there are hostages inside, we can’t get close for the fear of them killing the hostages” the officer said to me.

“We have it under control” Dash said before she flew off along with me. We went as fast as we could go and we flew around back to an emergency exit. I concentrated on the hinges and they snapped with ease, and the door hit the ground with a thud. We walked inside and began looking around for the hostages or criminals.

Before long we saw a few armed guys wearing ski masks, and I knew that they were bad. We were around the corner from them and they were standing still, probably picking their noses waiting for the guy that’s probably breaking the safe open and getting the money. I peered around again with one of my hands outstretched and I flicked a finger while concentrating on the gun in the two people’s hands and they flew out of them and went sailing through the air they hit a pane of glass with enough force to break it, which made me snicker, which made them hear my stupid ass. Shit, why do I have to have the need to laugh at stupid things!

“How the hell did that happen? Who’s there, we have hostages and we aren’t playing around here, we want 250 grand and a chopper out of here, you got 1 hour to get it!” the main guy said as he walked into view with a rpg in his arms. “Where are you?”

I wanted to make it so they would be humiliated when they went to jail, so I looked back to the two that had the guns and I lifted them up by their underwear and smacked their heads together. “Dash go and see if you can’t get the hostages free and get them out through the back, I’ll distract the guy with the heavy weapon.” I began to spin the two guys around the leader and their screaming was making it so I could laugh at them.

“Make it stop boss! I can’t feel my groin anymore!” the one guy yelled as he grabbed at his nether regions with his hands as he started to cry.

“Whoever is doing this better stop! I am running out of patience and I will not hesitate to blow all of these people to bits!” the leader said as he continued to watch the two henchmen fly around him faster and faster.

Dash walked away from me and she was nearing the door with a brick jammed into the handle. She bucked the door open and saw the hostages inside. She looked back over her shoulder and found that the two henchmen’s screaming had covered up her door breaking, so she was safe for now. She rushed in and began giving out instructions. “Ok, you need to be really quiet and follow my lead closely. We are going to go out the back door and you need to be as quiet as possible ok?” Dash watched as they all nodded and she led them out as quietly as possible.

I was watching them as they made their way towards me. The leader was now red faced and yelling at just about anything, and he was paying no attention to the hostages leaving. They filed past me and I smiled when they left out the back door. “Good, now that Dash is out getting the hostages taken care of, I can have fun with my rag-dolls!” I said silently to myself before I smiled. And a one and a two and a one two three go!

I threw the two henchmen towards the windows and they broke through them and hit the ground outside. I was pretty sure they were out cold after a few minutes of flying around by their tighty whities, so I was free to deal with the leader without trouble. “Hey big tall and bald! You want to get a wedgie too?” I said before I jumped out from my hiding spot with a grin. “Ta Da!”

“Who the hell are you? What are you doing here little kid?” he then looked around and saw the door to the hostages was opened and they were gone. He looked back at me with his face as red as a tomato “How did you get the hostages out? Screw it, you are going to be paint for the walls when I’m done with you!” he said before he pointed the rocket launcher at me.

“Now baldy, how many times have I told you to clean your big hulking weaponry? It’s just a mess, you better let me see it” I said to him before I grabbed it out of his hand by concentrating and holding it above my right hand. “This is how you clean an rpg. With one swift thought the weapon disassembled itself and hit the ground in a heap of parts, the only thing that was still in the air above my hand were the screws that held it together. Now look what I did, oops! “Now to learn your lesson on proper weapon care, I want you to make all of these screws perfectly clean when you’re in prison.”

“What are you? You can’t make me do anything!” the guy said to me with a laugh that turned into a cough.

“Blah blah blah, I’m the blah blah, insert metaphor here, I’m mystery along with my other equal and I’m going to make you go out of that window right there and hit the side of that cop car” I said as I pointed to the closest cop car outside. I made a fist and punched the air and he flew out of the window and hit the side of the car and then hit the ground. Cops immediately surrounded him and brought him down. We are better than batman, and superman, AND Hancock! Mystery will take DC Universe by storm!

I flew out and landed next to RD. the lead officer walked over and shook my hand “You two saved our city from a horrible robbery! You will be the talk of the city for a long time!”

“Come on RD we have someone very important I want you to meet” I said without paying any heed to what the man said to me. I took off and so did Dash and we flew south towards the nation’s capital. Time to say hi to the president!

We landed out in front of the capital building about 45 minutes later and I pulled my hood down. “Now how to say hi? I know I’ll just walk up to the front door and knock politely!” I said out loud with a grin of satisfaction. Yep, just so I can say don’t taze me bro to the security officials!

We walked up to the front door, which made me thing of mahogany for some reason and I knocked on the door. A few long minutes later a secretary opened the door. “How may I help you young man?”

“Well first I would like for you to call me Kyle, I feel like being casual about this, and second, I want to talk to the president, and tell him that the NYC bank robbery stopper is here to see him” I asked with a bat of my eyes to make it seem like I was truly interested, which I wasn’t. I want to troll him so bad!

“Well I’m sorry Mr. Kyle, but the president is a very busy man and he doesn’t have time to see you now. Is that all?” the lady asked me with impatience.

“Yes, may we use the restroom?” I asked with a quick wink to RD who smiled a little.

“Despite my better judgment, come in and follow me please” the secretary said before she led us through the halls of the capital building. We were walking and I saw two huge double doors, and I immediately thought that that was where the oval office was, so I veered off quietly with Dash and I opened the door. Please don’t secretly be carrying a .45 in your pants!

The president also known as Barack Obama turned around in his swivel chair and looked at us, mostly at Rainbow with curiosity. “What can I do for you two? And might I add that very few have stepped into the oval office uninvited.”

Oh I almost definitely shit my pants when he said that last comment! “Well, Mr. President we are the ones who stopped the robbery in NYC this morning, and now we just wanted to stop by here and say hi to you and that yo outfit is tight yo! I mean, you appeal to the kids with an outfit that fly! Now I don’t mean to be a talkative guy that has to leave suddenly, but I am actually dead, and I only have two more days here before I go back to my home, so bye!” I said to him before I took off and flew with Rainbow Dash through the hallways and out the front of the capital building again.

We flew right back towards my old home town and we landed right in front of the Holiday Inn. “Dash, we will take it easy tomorrow and relax in my old town, and then the day after I’ll get the stuff we want to take back and then we’ll be set” I said to her before I tossed 3 gold coins at the lady behind the desk who looked at me funny, but handed me a key card anyways. We walked upstairs and flopped down onto our bed and almost immediately went out for the night.

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