We were sitting on the bed and RD was looking at me with those bedroom eyes again. I put my arm up to her back where her wings connected and began tracing circles around them, which made Dash look at me and smile. “You know if you want to get all lovey dovey you could have just said so…or pushed me onto the bed or something” I said to her as I continued to trace around her back.

“Ok” she said to me before she pushed me onto the bed and laid down on top of me. “I want to get all lovey dovey with you, and I know you want it too, now do I have to take your clothes off or are you going to do it this time?” Dash said to me with a laugh before she pecked me on the lips.

Hmm, I know I should feel something from that last comment, but I find myself not caring. I always find a way to get back at them, so I’ll wait. “Eager to mess around hmm? I think just having sex is getting pretty dull don’t you? We should liven it up a little, how about a little foreplay?” I asked her with a grin spreading across my face. This is going to be fun, that is if she even knows what I’m talking about!

“You mean like a game that also has messing around too? Sweet I’m in, what do you have in mind?” Rainbow Dash asked me with eager anticipation.

“Huwha? I didn’t think you’d get what I meant but seeing as you do let me think for a sec” I said to her before putting my hand up to my chin and rubbing back and forth. Well, there is always wrestling for pins, but she’s probably got a big advantage there. Then there’s always role-playing, but I think that would get pretty weird, not to mention confusing! I don’t know what else there is to do, so I guess I’m going to go with the wrestling idea. I lose already!

“Today Kyle” Rainbow said to me before leaning in again and kissing me.

“I looked at her and rubbed her mane. “Dash, how do you feel about wrestling” I asked her before I guarded my face from the incoming abuse. I do not condone child violence; I do however find it hilarious. See what I did there?

"Done deal, rules?” Dash said to me with her bedroom eyes again trying to throw me off.

“Umm, how about this. I am wearing a shirt, pants and underwear; we have rounds in which we have to pin one another, and the first to be pinned for 5 seconds loses and the winner gets to do whatever he or she wants to the other for 30 seconds. And if it’s me I have to lose one piece of clothing. The game ends when I lose all of my clothes, then we can get all mushy with each other. Sound good?” I asked her before I realized what I had gotten myself into. Holy mother of Celestia, I just royally screwed myself over worse than when we actually do start screwing each other, if you know what I mean!

“Ha, I’m sorry for the punishment you just gotten yourself into, but I am going to enjoy pinning you and ripping those clothes off you!” Dash said to me with a sultry grin that made me falter for a moment.

“Actually I will strip a piece of clothing off after every round, I get to choose though if I win the round though” I said to her with my final modification to our little game that was going to royally put me to shame. I wanted it to be fairer, but turns out I just made myself even worse off to start with! ARGH!

“Ok, READY SET GO!” RD said to me before she reached her fore hooves and grabbed my arms and pulled them around to my back and forcing me to lie on my stomach. She put my arms around and then pressed my hands, while still behind my back, up to the back of my head. Then to make it worse she sat on my arms so I couldn’t move them. Whelp, I knew she was going to try to take advantage of it, but she can’t do anything to me until she at least gets my underwear off. HAH!

She pinned me down for WAY more than 5 seconds and then she gripped my pants in between her teeth and ripped them down my legs, and then tossing them across the room with a flip of her head. “There, now I get 30 seconds, hope your ready” Dash said to me before she let me up and grabbed my head with her fore hooves and brought me in for a long kiss. She held it for a while, and occasionally she would moan and we swapped tongues, and then the time was up. She pulled away and licked her lips “There, you got it easy this time; don’t expect it to be that easy next time though.”

I smiled and pounced on her. I held her legs with my arms and legs and kissed her. 1…2…3…kissing feels good…5. I pulled away and she threw me off of her. She smiled at me and I grinned to her in return. “So, this last round is going to be pretty intense, I won’t make it easy for you either, also, I have the advantage with this win, I get to do way more than just kiss you.”

Dash’s jaw dropped and I took off my shirt. She didn’t have any time to prepare for me pushing her back onto the bed and going to work making her feel good. I licked her sweet spot and rubbed my fingers along her lips, which would make her tensed up every now and again and let out little moans. I resumed my duty and after the thirty seconds were up I leaned up and kissed her “see? Way more than just kissing.”

“I…hate…you” Dash said as she panted, trying to calm herself down from the pleasure she was just feeling. When she recovered she got into a deep stance that was spread out. Get ready, I’m coming in hot!” she said to me with another sultry grin.

She said my line! Totally not cool! Hmm, time to think of a snappy comeback or something! “Come at me bro!” I said to her with a smile in return. Genius Kyle, that was a great comeback!

Dash lunged at me and I grabbed her while she was still in the air around her mid-section. I flipped her over and plopped her on the bed and then I began to tickle her belly trying to make her laugh, it worked. She then got really serious for a moment and spun around onto her back and then pushed herself up with her hooves and hit me with all of her weight and I landed on the bed with her sitting on top of me. “You ready to give up?”

“How did you do that? Oh never mind, just rip my underwear off, it’s been more than 5 seconds” I said to her in defeat. Whelp, here comes payback for last round, time to get ready to face my punishment. Oh lordy have mercy on my soul!

Dash smiled at me and grabbed my underwear in her teeth and slid them down. She tossed them over with my pants and then she looked at me. She then began to work on making me feel good, which wasn’t that hard to be honest. She licked up and down my member and then she began to slide her mouth over it and down its length, she then began to move up and down and I was having trouble keeping my cool. If she keeps this up I’ll be finished in no time, yes I did that one on purpose so hah! The thirty seconds passed and after I began to think of dead kittens and nuns I was still ready to go for the real fun.

“Ready to get mushy now?” I said to her with a smile.

“Yep” Dash replied before she leaned up and kissed me again.

Dash and I were sitting on the balcony outside and there was a small bonfire going in the fire pit keeping us warm. I managed to hit up a convenience store after our roughhousing and grabbed the stuff needed to make smores. Dash found them to be quote unquote “otherworldly” and I had to look at her like the Y U NO Guy for that one. You don’t say it’s otherworldly, well we are on another world!

“Dash, have you ever wondered why I have gotten so much fire while on Equestria, and by that I mean the bad luck, with dying, getting hurt, need I go on?” I asked her before I took a bite out of my smore.

“I don’t know, but you shouldn’t be upset with it. We’ve all had our fare share of bad experiences. Everything will get better, and you won’t break your nose every day” Dash said to me with a smile, and then she got another smore ready.

“I know, and I love it there, with all of you, you are my family now. We only have a few days here, do you want to start getting a list ready for stuff we want to take back with us?” I asked her with thoughts of grandeur flowing through my mind. Oh the things that could be introduced into their culture, why even a pen would make their lives better!

“Go get a piece of paper and something to write with and we’ll think it over” Dash said to me before she took another bite out of her smore. She was on like 5 to my 2.

I grabbed a piece of paper and wrote at the top “What needs to go to Equestria”. I looked at her “Well, I think I’ll get an mp3 player for us and Vinyl”

“What’s an mp3 player?” Dash asked me with curiosity.

“Well, an mp3 player is a music storing thing. I can put music on it before we go and we will be able to listen to that music whenever we want to, and I’ll get us headphones to go with them so we look fly” I said to her before continuing the list. The list got pretty long after a while, we thought of stuff that would benefit everypony.

1. 3 mp3 players, (put music on them for us before we leave)
2. 3 dark blue Just Beats headphones (to match the mp3’s you idiot)
3. A recipe book with awesome vegan food (no more meat ever!)
4. Four new speakers for Vinyl’s club. (hers are so old and needs to have the power of the gods, so why not ones with bass amplification and subwoofers?)
5. A few pictures of my folks ( so I can remember them)
6. A few lower quality speakers for our house ( for when we want to listen to music)
7. A package of pens for Twilight (make them refillable ones)
8. A journal to keep so I can look back on my life
9. Some clothes

I looked over the paper with the items and felt satisfied. I have more than enough to get everything needed, and it won’t even make a dent into my money. That’s probably because a gold coin here is worth almost 2 grand while in Equestria it’s worth one coin!

“I’m getting pretty tired; want to go to bed now?” Dash said to me as she got up and yawned.

“Sure” I said to her in reply before dousing out the fire and then walking with her back into the hotel room and onto the bed.

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