Nightmare was flying, soaring across the sky and over Equestria. She felt giddy, she felt wonderful but most of all she felt alive. The dark Princess looked behind her and saw Jason flying, great dark wings having sprouted from his back. Her human looked at her and smiled excitedly, showing just how appreciative he was being up in the air with her.

"Are you enjoying the sights Jay?" she asked happily.

"You have no idea Moony. This is…fantastic!" he replied enthusiastically.

Nightmare smiled at him and flew over to him, causing him to stop and merely float in front of her. The Alicorn moved closer to him and leaned her head on his chest, allowing her body to just rest on him. The human just smiled at her and began to softly stroke her face, prompting the mare to look up at him and move her lips closer to his. Jason chuckled quietly and met her halfway, caressing her lips with his own gently and making Nightmare moan happily as she deepened it.

Eventually they both drew back and looked at each other lovingly.

"My love...Are you mine?" She asked calmly.

"I am always yours love…now and forever." He replied honestly.

Nightmare sighed happily and made to reach out to him again. Suddenly a bolt of lightning struck at him, making him cry out in pain and Nightmare cry out in surprise.

"Jason!"

The human looked at her briefly and smiled painfully. She flew closer to him and made out to touch him with her hoof. To her horror however the moment she did so, he smiled and faded into dust, blowing away with the wind.

Nightmare's eyes widened considerably as this happened, her shock absolute as she tried pitifully to grab some piece of her lover back.

"N-No…No, No, NO, NO, NO! JASON PLEASE NO! MY LOVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"

She suddenly heard the sound of wings flapping behind her and spun around, her eyes widening in fear as she saw none other than her sister looking at her maliciously.

"A monster such as you doesn't deserve to have somepony love her." Celestia mocked cruelly.

The whole world suddenly began to laugh and taunt her maliciously. Echoing her past, her faults and the fact that Jason…never loved her. The sky around her turned black…and she fell into the abyss.

Nightmare opened her eyes and sucked in a great deal of air, suppressing the urge to simply scream loudly and cry. She shook off the remnants of her nightmare and looked at her Human…her Jason. Her eyes narrowed worriedly as she heard him whimpering pitifully.

She frowned sadly and moved her muzzle to his cheek, nuzzling him lovingly. At her touch Jason's whimpering started to calm down, becoming deep breaths once again. Nightmare smiled at this and pulled him closer to her with her wings, forcing her body to stop shaking as her Human's warmth washed over her.

"That dream…Never have I ever felt so distraught before…But it was only a dream, Jason is here in my embrace and I have nothing to fear."

Almost as though he heard her thoughts, Jason moved his head closer to her and buried it deeper in her warm chest. Nightmare couldn't help but feel giddy as he did this and tightened her embrace around him in response.

"Ahh…this is real, this is happening and he…he is all mine…"

With this thought washing over her, so too did a feeling of happiness…as well as possessiveness. And it was in these sensations that the Alicorn allowed the pull of sleep take her once again.

Jason opened his eyes to the strangest and yet most pleasant thing he had seen in his life. The first thing he noticed was the fact that he could barely move any part of his body. The second thing he noticed was that there was a slight weight pushing down on his chest. The final thing he noticed was Nightmare's face right on his own.

As he looked out of the corner of his eye he saw the answer to all of his questions. Nightmare was literally flat out laying her entire body over his own with her wings under his back securely . Her face was nuzzling his cheek subconsciously but was restricting him from moving it…unless he wanted to move. But he would wake her up from what looked like a blissful sleep by doing so.

And so he merely laid there uncertain of what to do. It wasn't until her tail started to stroke his leg that he finally gathered the courage to try and wake her. Instead of merely calling her name however, he carefully moved his right arm out from her wings tight grip and started to softly stroke her cheek.

Nightmare's senses suddenly took a hold of her mind and slowly woke her up. But instead of the achingly annoying exhaustion she normally felt from waking up, she instead was surprisingly graced by the feeling of something gently caressing her face. She smiled as she instantly realised what was going on and leaned into her Human's hand, her eyes still closed but her muzzle taken by a soft smile.

"Good morning Jay." She said softly.

Jason smiled at this and watched as she opened her eyes, gazing at him serenely. The Human found himself taken aback by the sheer raw emotions that seemed to pour from her eyes and into his own. They were so warm…so caring.

He wondered if…

"Moony…I'm wondering about something." He asked curiously.

Nightmare cocked an eyebrow questioningly and nodded.

"You told me that…you've never had a friend before right? Well I guess that also means lovers too right?"

The Alicorn grinned at him teasingly and moved herself so that her face was hovering over his.

"Hmmm, art thou jealous my sweet?" She asked playfully.

Jason's eyes widened at this accusation but quickly resumed it's curious expression.

"Not at all Moony. It's just that…you…you were looking at me like…"

Jason found himself unable to find the appropriate word for what he was trying to explain. Thankfully Nightmare realised what he was talking about and blushed lightly.

"I apologize Jason. You are correct in guessing that I've never been…loved by anypony. You're the first one to ever show me compassion…and even though neither of us are sure. You've really made me feel cared for…loved I believe the word is. And I never want to feel anything else…I don't want anypony else, need anypony else…I suppose what I'm trying to say is…you make me feel complete."

Nightmare watched as his face broke into an expression of utter shock. She wondered if anyone had ever made him feel like he made her feel. But from what she had learned of his past, he had never had a marefriend before let alone even been kissed.

She wondered if she was the only pony to have ever cared for him as he did for her.

"If so then I guess that just make us all the more perfect for each other. All the more reason to never let him go…"

She looked back down at her Human and tilted her head when she saw an expression of what looked like embarrassment plastered on his face.

"You look a little bit red Jay, are you alright?" She asked questioningly.

To be honest Jason felt absolutely fine. It wasn't everyday that he was told something so honest, so raw and powerful. But unfortunately there was one problem…namely morning wood.

Jason just grinned awkwardly up at her and tried his best to make up an excuse to get her off of him. It's not that he was overly bothered by it…but he figured she wouldn't be as flippant with it.

"I'm fine Nightmare. But um if you don't mind, can you get off of me…I need to…do…stuff…"

Jason felt like slapping himself as he told her that. He was never this bad at lying, not recently anyway. But he figured that when it came down to it he just couldn't lie to her properly.

Nightmare had cocked an eyebrow at his obvious lie and wondered what had made him become…novice like at it again. It was only as she shimmed her body slightly that she understood what was bothering him.

But it didn't bother her.

The Alicorn grinned down at her Human and started to slowly and effortlessly tease him, all while remaining oblivious to have ever noticed his *problem* in the first place.

To start off with, the cheeky mare began to innocently and what appeared to be obliviously grind her lower body into his own, all the while nuzzling him as if nothing was wrong. She then began to do little butterfly kisses in a downward motion on his neck, while still remaining entirely innocent to what he actions were doing to her confused lover.

Jason was in a state of extremely confused arousal. He wasn't sure if the Alicorn was even aware of what her actions were doing to him but her grinding and little kisses weren't helping his *problem* any.

In fact if she didn't stop soon there was going to be an even bigger *problem*…and he would have to most likely set his boxers on fire before throwing the ashes into the sea.

"Uh Moony can you uhh stop please?" He asked hopefully.

Nightmare put her head over his and looked at him in mock confusion, all the while still grinding on him and repressing a grin as she felt his *problem* twitch underneath her.

"Stop? Stop what Jay?" She replied slyly.

Jason had to fight off panting shallowly as he felt his end coming dangerously close. He unhooked his arms from her wings and gripped her flank firmly, effectively stopping her from grinding on him. Nightmare however grinned at this expected action and moved her small muzzle quite close to his mouth.

"I would have thought that it was a bit early for that Jay." She teased playfully.

Jason's eyes widened as he realised what he was doing and instantly took his hands off of her flank…only for her magic to force them back on it. He looked up at the mare questioningly and nearly gulped at the glint in her eye.

"But that doesn't mean I object to it."

Before he could say anything in response Jason found himself being kissed quite passionately, which surprised him from how inexperienced she had been the previous night. She also began to grind on him again, prompting him to gasp and shudder with repressed pleasure. Nightmare pulled back from him and grinned at his shallow breathing, knowing full well what he actions were doing to him.

"Ah, Moony if you ah, don't stop then I'm not gonna ah, last!" He struggled to say.

Nightmare blinked in surprise at what he simple actions were doing to him, but grinned at his declaration.

"Hmm do you find me attractive Jason?" She asked teasingly.

"Y-Yes of course I do." He gasped in response.

"And am I really making you feel so…happy?" She continued in the same teasing tone.

"Yes! Now if you could please stop…I would be even happier."

Nightmare just grinned at this and licked his cheek affectionately, whilst adding a little more force into her grinding.

"Now why would I do that? After all you're mine…and that makes this-"

She added even more force into her grinding as if to emphasize her point.

"Mine too."

Jason's eyes nearly rolled back into his head at her continued teasing and he knew that if she continued he wasn't going to last more than a minute. Nightmare hadn't stopped grinning down at him and noticed the twitch and shudders that were starting to wrack his body.

"Hmm…not like this." She planned decisively.

It took Jason a little while but he eventually noticed that her grinding had actually ceased. He looked up at her questioningly only to get a smirk in return from the Alicorn as she rolled off of his body. She instantly saw what her actions had done to him and had to repress a blush, but she couldn't deny how proud she was of herself to have made him feel like this.

"Right…I'm uh, shower. Yes I'm going in the shower." Jason stuttered quickly, getting up from his position and attempting to ignore the quiet giggles from Nightmare as he walked around with tented boxers.

The mare watched on as he exited his attic and climbed down the ladder. After around three minutes she heard the distant sound of flowing water and smirked to herself as the last part of her plan came into fruition.

Jason was currently washing himself in the rather large shower his mum had bought for herself. She didn't care that he used it as long as it was clean afterwards. Anyway his *problem* had yet to go away as flashes of what Nightmare had been doing to him infected his thoughts. But it wasn't just that. The way she had declared every part of him hers, as well as the loving yet possessive looks she had given him…

"Who would have known that I'm into that type of thing." He thought absentmindedly.

As he continued to wash himself he became aware of something gently moving up and down his back. He turned around and jumped slightly as he saw Nightmare using her soft hooves to massage different parts of it. She looked at him cheekily before looking down at his arousal and blushing slightly.

"So that's what it looks like." She pondered to herself.

She could remember bits from her time as Luna, and as far as she remembered she had never seen another stallion aroused before. And yet despite her inexperience she still had a good idea of what to do with her Human.

Call it a mare's intuition.

"Mhmm you don't look very calm right now do you Jay? Perhaps…I can help you with that." She said slyly.

Jason didn't even get a chance to say anything as the Alicorn closed in on her Human and pushed him against the wall of the shower. She then proceeded to wrap her wings around him tightly to keep him in place, before placing her lips on his and starting to kiss him fervently. Her Human was back into his state of confused arousal but was quickly cured of it as he felt something smooth somehow grip his member and begin to slowly move up and down.

Nightmare pulled back from the kiss and smirked at his entirely aroused expression.

"Does it feel good…my love?" She asked playfully, her voice catching in her throat as she called him *my love*.

"I said it so easily. Is it because of lust though...no it's not. I'm not sure if I can dare to say it…but this new name…pet name I believe Jason told me once. I feel…happy calling him this."

At her question Jason had merely nodded, too blinded by arousal to answer her with words. Nightmare smirked at this but stopped her actions all together and placed her muzzle tantalizingly close to his mouth, her warm breath coating his lips pleasantly.

"Mhmm I need words my love. Does it feel good?" She repeated questioningly.

"Y-Yes it does. I've never…no one has ever done this t-to me before…" He gasped honestly.

Nightmare smiled happily at this and resumed her slow stroking, getting a great sense of satisfaction as her Human left himself at her mercy. Eventually she noticed his body shaking slightly and not due to the water hitting him. Strangely enough it didn't touch her at all, as she merely let it fall through her rather than let herself get wet.

"Are you close love?" She breathed seductively, smiling as he let out a groan in response.

"I hope you realize what you've done by accepting me. You're mine, everything you are is mine. Your heart is mine, your soul is mine...You belong with me!"

She saw his gaps increase and knew he was right on the brink. All it would take was a little push…a little persuasion and he would finally reach what they both wanted.

"Finish for me Jason! Your body know's who it belongs too and I want it to release what is mine."

She pressed her lips against his and murmured three words.

Just three words.

"Just…let…go…"

This was all it took for her Human to finally reach his climax and release his essence. Nightmare imagined that Celestia would move out of the way, having always been flustered and slightly shy whenever the topic was brought up…with somepony else that she couldn't remember. She however wasn't so embarrassed when it came to the idea. And she showed this when she stayed put, slowly caressing her Humans member as he rode out his climax, which in turn had landed on most of her chest area. The rest having avoided her entirely.

She continued to stroke his softening length until he put a hand on her hoof and looked at her with slightly red cheeks.

"Mhmm how was it my love?" Nightmare asked curiously, needing to know whether she had done a good job.

"It was uhh. Well wow, it was brilliant. I've never uhh, felt anything like that before." He replied sheepishly.

Nightmare smirked at his stuttering and allowed herself to feel pride in her good work.

"Good answer love, but now I guess we should clean ourselves up hmm?"

Jason grinned and nodded at her, prompting both into washing the other. They both decided silently that they wouldn't mind showering together again, even if Nightmare didn't really need to.

After they had thoroughly cleaned the other, quite playfully in Nightmare's case. Nightmare dried herself with her magic whilst Jason did so with a towel. He then got dressed and made his way out of his house, grabbing his bag from his room before he did so. Both noticed a van with the words "Stevens Cleaning And Repair" near the driveway but paid it no mind.

Jason was looking forward to the weekend that was coming. It was during the weekend that his mother was out and left him alone to do as he wished. This in turn mean that he could talk to Nightmare as much as he liked without sounding like a loony. It also meant that he could practice his deception lessons with her as well as exercise without getting interrupted.

"And now that Nightmare and I have become…closer, I suppose we'll do some other things as well. Hmm it's so strange…I feel so close to her now, especially after showering together. I wonder if I can repay her when we go back home…Perhaps some research can help me before I do, but how to distract her?"

"Are you okay love? You're being very quiet."

Jason snapped out of his stupor and looked at the Alicorn. She was gazing down at him from the air and had a concerned expression on her face.

"I'm fine sweetie. I'm just thinking that's all." He replied assuredly.

Nightmare's worried expression changed into an extremely happy one at the pet name her lover called her, ridding her of any doubt she had before.

"Sweetie?"

"Yup…unless you don't like it?"

Jason looked at her worriedly but was pretty sure she was happy with it when she flew down and hugged him tightly. Although he was slightly worried that people would wonder why he had just stopped in the middle of the street, he accepted the hug and frowned at the fact that he couldn't recuperate the action.

Especially seeing as it would look like he was hugging himself.

Nightmare knew this but couldn't repress and unhappy frown as her Human kept his arms down. She pulled back and floated by his side, the frown still on her face.

To her utter surprise however she was suddenly pulled into an alleyway by her lover and embraced snuggly.

"Jay what are you-?"

She found herself silenced as Jason pressed his lips to hers quickly to shut her up. She blinked in surprise and gazed at him in confusion. Jason merely chuckled at her and cupped her cheek, smiling as she automatically leaned into it.

"I'm not an expert on relationships Moony. But I'm not one to keep my girl unhappy if I can help it." He said honestly.

Nightmare actually shuddered with excitement at being called his girl. Nopony had ever called her anything like that before. It was a whole new reality for the Princess.

But she found herself loving it.

In this world nopony could see her and thus she could not be hated. There were no responsibilities for her apart from keeping her stallion safe. And best of all she had found companionship from somepony she would gladly spend eternity with. All in all she found this place a very nice reprieve from the hatred and short sighted views of the pony folk.

But she knew if she and Jason bonded…they would have to leave this world. If they stayed then other Humans would eventually notice that Jason wasn't aging. He would age to twenty five and stop but any other effect would be random and outside of her control. It was the same for everypony during the sacred ponykind magic.

It was a risk only to be taken if the two ponies truly loved and cared for each other.

Jason eventually let her go and with a small caress on her cheek he exited the alleyway and continued his way to school. Nightmare kept up with him by flying next to him, pressing into his side instinctively as all mares did with their stallions.

They arrived at Jason's school a few minutes later and quickly made their way inside. Jason entered his English classroom and sat down at the back with Nightmare sitting beside him. She was still leaning on him slightly which Jason found strangely comforting for some reason, as if her mere presence was enough to keep him safe.

Eventually the rest of the students as well as Miss Condron entered and the lesson quickly started. As his teacher entered however, she looked over at Jason with a rather victorious looking expression. He quickly spotted the facial movements and concluded that for whatever reason, she was obviously very sure about something.

But what?

Jason noticed that Nightmare hadn't been looking at his teacher when she did this, but decided that it wasn't worth worrying her about something he had yet to feel concerned about himself.

The work was handed out and both Jason and Nightmare sighed as he was given yet another multiple choice questionnaire. The other students didn't really seem to care, most were happy in fact. But Jason rounded it down to lazy teens just being lazy teens.

"Your school needs to smarten up Jay. It does these students no good to go out into this world with no knowledge except on how to tick a box." Nightmare huffed in annoyance, stamping her hoof on the floor for emphasis.

Jason kept his head down next to his questionnaire and spoke back quietly, making it seem as if he was thinking out loud.

"I agree with you sweetie. But it honestly wasn't like this before. It's as though Miss Condron just doesn't want to teach us or something."

At this Nightmare scrunched up her face in silent concentration which Jason actually found really cute. Not that he'd say anything though, he liked the floor and didn't want to be sent back to his bed.

"There's something ironic about that isn't there." He thought in amusement.

"Jason what if you're actually onto something there." Nightmare said slowly, causing her Human to actually look at her for a moment, before settling his head back down into his paper.

"What do you mean?" He replied questioningly.

"What if…what if Miss Condron doesn't teach you properly…because she doesn't know how too."

Jason blinked in confusion and after checking to see if his teacher was looking at him, which she obviously wasn't since she was reading a book, he turned to Nightmare and gave her a questioning glance.

Nightmare looked back seriously and put a hoof on his leg as if to gain his full attention.

"The way she questioned you yesterday was suspicious enough for a start. But she also replaced Mr Dissy not two weeks after that stupid brute was institutionalized. Added to the fact that she really doesn't teach any of you…what if she isn't here to teach at all."

Jason had to force himself not to look at his teacher as Nightmare explained her theory. He had to admit it though, what she was saying made a lot of sense.

"But if not to teach, then what is she here for Nightmare?" He asked quietly.

Nightmare put a hoof to her chin and rubbed it as she struggled to find an answer.

"I'm not sure yet, but she never called any of the other students behind. So that must mean she's focused on you for some reason. Hmm I'd just be very careful from now on my love. I don't know why she's interested in you but it can't be for anything good."

Jason gave a small nod in agreement and focused back on his already finished questionnaire, thinking over what the Alicorn had told him.

"She questioned me about Aaron but didn't question anyone else. She can't teach for shit and the way she looked at me when she walked in today…wow. She looked a bit too smug for my tastes."

Eventually the bell rang and Jason got up from his seat with his bag swung back over his shoulder. He made his way out of the classroom but noticed that Nightmare wasn't beside him. He looked behind him and raised an eyebrow as Nightmare gestured for him to carry on walking.

"What is she doing?"

He nodded his head slightly and carried on walking to his next class, albeit at a slower pace. He was around halfway there when he felt the familiar warmth of the Alicorn leaning on him.

"What were you doing Moony?" He whispered quietly, keeping his eyes peeled in case anyone was looking in his direction.

"Something I'd been sensing the moment we entered earlier. I'm not sure what it is, but I used some electricity to remove the buzzing that triggered my magic."

Jason suddenly felt her place something in his pocket. He casually took it out a few seconds later and looked at it curiously. It was a circular object that looked no bigger than a five pence coin, yet it felt far too heavy to be so.

"Wait…I've seen something like this before when I was browsing for headphones. I think…I think its."

"Nightmare this is a listening device. I remember seeing something similar when I was trying to buy some headphones, it just ended up on the same page. But why would there be a listening device in a school?"

Nightmare gazed at the device seriously before using her magic to crush it into dust.

"I'm not sure love, but it was in the same class as yours then this is only making me all the more worried for you. What if somepony is spying on you?"

"Why would they? I'm hardly interesting."

Nightmare searched her mind for an answer but couldn't for the life of her find one. There was no reason for anypony to spy on her Human. The only thing that could warrant suspicion was the fact that only he…could…he could...

Nightmare's eyes widened in disbelief and she shook the notion away. It was impossible for a start and besides there was no way any Human could of detected anything. She decided to remain silent with this new theory until she found more proof and chose instead to simply shrug at her Human and nudge him so he would hurry up to his class.

And so the rest of the day went by rather quickly and apart from Jason telling her to explore for a bit while he went and did something personal the day had been quite bland and repetitive. She had to admit though that she was curious as to why Jason refused to tell her where he had gone during his brief thirty minutes of alone time. Thirty minutes being all she would leave him alone for seeing as he was apparently being spied on.

As well as herself not liking being away from him for a minute let alone thirty or so. But she would of felt quite vulnerable telling him this and so she remained quiet. After a few minutes they reached Jason's house and entered, closing the door behind them.

"So Moony what do you-"

Jason quickly found Nightmares hoof over his mouth, silencing him instantly while the Alicorn flared her horn and looked around with narrowed eyes. He heard a lot of loud banging noises around his house and cocked an eyebrow at Nightmare questioningly. His question was quickly answered however when about eight circular objects flew towards them from different parts of the house.

Nightmare narrowed her eyes dangerously at them before using her horn to crush them into dust. She then removed her hoof from her Human and looked at him gravely.

"I don't think it's a question on if you're being spied on anymore Jason." She said bluntly.

"I know…but why? Why put these in my house? How did they even manage to do it? Mom was home today so it's not like they could have just entered and start placing them everywhere…Unless."

They both remembered it at the exact same time. The van that had been outside of the house in the morning. Neither had paid it any thought but now that they had discovered even more devices...

"That vehicle that was outside this morning Jason. Perhaps it was not all it appeared to be."

Jason nodded at this but couldn't help wondering about the main question.

"But why spy on me at all? I have nothing to hide and I'm certainly nothing special." He asked questioningly.

Nightmare closed her eyes and realized that her previous theory might not have been so farfetched after all.

"Jason…My love. What if…what if the reason you're being spied on…is because they somehow know about me?"

"Know about you?" He asked disbelievingly. "How? I've never done anything to give you away, so how could they know about you at all?"

Nightmare sighed and motioned for Jason to follow her up into his…their attic. He did so and after doing all the usual actions, closed the attic door and sat down over on his bed with Nightmare sitting in front of him.

"Jason, what if what I did to the brute didn't go unnoticed. What if your world somehow had the knowledge to detect myself…or more likely. To detect magic."

Jason frowned at this and rubbed his forehead in frustration.

"Okay but even so why would they spy on me? It's not like you don't use magic on others. I mean do you remember our second week? You kept tripping up that asshole every time he tried to kick a football at me."

Nightmare giggled as she remembered this but forced herself to focus on the matter at hand…as well as the point that her Human had missed.

"I know Jason but with all the times we've slept beside each other." Nightmare sighed and placed her head on his chest as she continued to explain.

"My body is too weak to contain all of my magic and so it regulates it by forcing it to flow into my mane and tail, both of which have been near and most of the time around you. Even now I can sense how much of it has washed over you love...you're literally bathed in my magic. And if that is what these spies have somehow detected…"

Jason swallowed audibly as he realised what this meant for him.

"Then eventually…they're going to come after me." He finished quietly, feeling her nod on his chest as he did so.

Nightmare moved her face opposite his and smiled at him assuredly as she placed her wings and hooves around him in an embrace.

"Don't be frightened of them my love. I'll protect you from them even if I have to drive them insane to do so…Nopony will touch my stallion."

Jason couldn't help but smile thankfully at this, even if some part of him was wary of her *Insane methods*.

"And I won't let anyone touch my girl either. I'd be lost if you were ever taken from me Nightmare."

Nightmare merely smiled at him happily as he said this. She used her wings and slowly pulled him off of his bed and down onto the ground, where he was safely secured in her embrace.

"It won't ever happen Jason. And if they try to take you from me then…I'm sorry because I know that you don't agree. But I'll kill all of them if they try."

Jason frowned at this but couldn't argue with her. A month ago he supposed that he would have tried to dissuade her to do otherwise. But it would be very hypocritical to do so now.

Especially if he had already decided on doing the same thing.

Author's Notes:

Dun Dun Dunnnnn!

And that's another chapter out of the way. I hope you enjoy the saucy shower scene...Expect some smex in the next chapter >:)

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