Alright, round 3. Let’s keep this ball rolling.

As you well know, the Doctor(or Time Turner) is a staple in writing fanfics. Usually he’ll be traveling with Derpy Hooves in his TARDIS and having a lot of wacky adventures. I’ve read a few of them and for the most part, they were quite good.

But what if it’s the Doctor against something that already happened...AND DONE SO WRONG?

I present to you today Doctor/Professor Whooves vs Nightmare Moon. And if that title didn’t scare you off already, well you might just need some professional help.

This coming from the guy that continues to make bets with a sadistic son of a bitch.

Everyone, here’s Doctor/Professor Whooves vs Nightmare Moon.

God, I hate typing that.

twow: Just think of all of the possibilities Doctor!

Doctor: I’m not going to dismantle my sonic screwdriver.

twow: Well, we could possibly get it to the point where it works on wood. I swear, that’s like your own kryptonite.

Doctor: Not always!

twow: I told you before, if you just would carry my portable flamethrower with you...

Doctor: I don’t know if that would be a good idea.

twow: (sighing) Sometimes I swear...Where’s my night gun?

Doctor: What?

twow: The gun that creates night. I wanted to tweak something on it.

Doctor: (rummaging through stuff) That’s...somewhere over here...Ah! Here it is!

twow: Doctor! Don’t squeeze it!

(A dark cloud is shot from the gun and floats in the middle of the room, consolidating into a black and dark blue alicorn.)

Doctor: Oops.

twow: You have GOT to be shitting me.

(The lab doors shut and lock)

twow: Oh COME ON!

Pinkie: (from TV) Hi T! Hi Doctor! Hi....oh. Wait, what?!

Fallen Prime: (from TV) twow... WHAT THE EVERLOVING CHRISTFUCK DID YOU DO.

twow: This universe fucking hates me.

Nightmare Moon: What....What is this place that I am now standing in? And who might you two be?

twow: Everything at once I swear...

Doctor: *ahem* Hello there. I’m the Doctor and this is my human friend twow. I’m sure you remember Pinkie Pie, and her friend is Fallen Prime.

Pinkie: T! How did Nightmare Moon come back?!

twow: I DON’T KNOW.

Nightmare: Well, what am I doing in this place?

twow: Pinkie....

Pinkie: Well, Primey came over and wanted to give you another story!

Doctor: So Fallen has been trapping you in here?

twow: He’s an asshole like that. What is it now Fallen?

Fallen: Um... well, first off, this is way too convenient, because the story stars both of you. Some little number called “Doctor/Professor Whooves VS Nightmare Moon.”

Nightmare: There have been stories written about me?

twow: Yes.

Doctor: What does this story entail Fallen?

Fallen: Among other things... I hope you’re not gonna miss that penis of yours.

        twow and the Doctor: WHAT.

Fallen: Thought so. Start it up, Pinkie!

twow: Hold up a second. We re-created Nightmare Moon, got trapped in my lab with said alicorn, and you made a reference to us not having our penises.

Doctor: That frightens me.

Nightmare: Hmph. Let us partake of this story.

twow: You’re gonna regret that statement.

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Spike, and I were helping my friend the Doctor fix his time machine, the T.A.R.D.I.S...

        Doctor: I don’t put dots in between the letters.

*Flashback Music*

Nightmare: *Irritated sigh*

"Twilight, can you levitate me a screwdriver?" I asked.

"Sure." she responded "Regular or Sonic?"

        Doctor: Sonic.

"Regular." "Okay." Twilight concentrated on the levitation spell, her horn pointed

at the screwdriver.

        Doctor: Why would I ever need a regular one?!

        Nightmare: I guess that sonic can’t solve everything.

        Doctor: Hey! Don’t diss the sonic!

        twow: We just gonna ignore the two speakers in paragraph? Okay...

 The screwdriver floated out of the toolbox, and few into my open hoof. "Thanks." I said screwing a screw

into the underside of the TARDIS's console.

        twow: Hit that Enter button a little bit early, hmm?

 "There. Finished." I walked up the stairs and found my Sonic Screwdriver, which

I had (foolishly) put in the toolbox. I popped the top off and pressed the button on the Sonic, causing a

*EEEEEEEEEEEE*-type sound to issue from it.

        Doctor: My screwdriver has never done that.

        Nightmare: Ugh! That sound would make me murder a lot of things.

 After the console scanned my Sonic Screwdriver, I was off and pushing buttons, and pulling levers, humming to myself. What I didn't know was that Doctor was still working,

twow: Wait, the Doctor was still working?! But it said my screwdriver! Whose point of view is this?!

Nightmare: Somepony that was not introduced.

twow: Either that, or the author didn’t introduce him well...oh. Is this his OC?

 and suddenly, *Bizzz-ZAP!* I realized three things: I had pulled the start lever, the TARDIS was malfunctioning, and it had thrown itself into

a random timestream, one that was not familiar to any of us, not even the Doctor.

        Doctor: Because it’s just THAT easy.

Suddenly,  *BOOM!* we collided with something outside so hard, everypony was knocked out. I was the first to wake up and when I did, I saw a group of ponies, none of whom were reconizable to me, except a brown, female pony who, like me, was the only one up.

        Nightmare: Why were you the first to recover?

        twow: Shhh, Nightmare. We call it...”the reason.”

        Nightmare: (shudders)

 We took a good look at each other, and screamed, causing everypony else to wake up to.

        Doctor: What did they wake up to?

        twow: Them screaming of course.

When Doctor, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Spike saw the group, they screamed to.

        twow: Screaming to the heavens.

 "Who are you?" I asked stepping towards another brown, female pony. "I'm the Professor." she said. "Professor wh...?" I started to ask. Then, realizing what I was asking, I slapped a hoof to my forehead.

        Doctor: Oh, I see what they did there. I don’t like it.

        Nightmare: I really wish to know who is telling us this story.

        twow: There are some who call him...Tim.

"Of course!" I exclaimed. "Why wasn't it clear before!?" "What?" Doctor asked. "This group of ponies is really us as the opposite gender!" "WHAT!?" everypony screamed in unison.

        All: (Facepalm/hoof 3x combo)

Continued in Chapter Two

        twow: That was the CHAPTER?!

        Doctor: I believe it was.

        twow: What?!

        Nightmare: If that is the case, let us step away from this for a bit.

Fallen: (from TV) Well. You look pretty enthusiastic about life in general. Story’s treating you that well?

twow: UGH.

Doctor: I would like to know who this character is. Not only does he apparently have a sonic screwdriver, he caused this whole incident!

Nightmare: You actually understood what was going on?

Doctor: Not without effort.

Fallen: Well, for the longest time, I didn’t get it either. I looked it over while you guys were going at it, though, and I can say with some level of certainty that this is the author’s OC. And you will NOT believe what his name is.

Nightmare: Part of me wants to know, and the other part of me wants to not know.

twow: Is it important to the story?

Fallen: Pfft. No. If it were, don’t you think they’d have mentioned it by now?

Doctor: Well that’s just bad storytelling then.

twow: Fine. Let’s make up a name for him until the story remembers that names are good.

Doctor: Hmm. How about...

Fallen: Or, alternately, I can just tell you what it is. They’re about to give his mare counterpart’s name away right as the next chapter starts.

Nightmare: Enough of these games. Tell us the name.

Fallen: Alright. But you can’t be mad at me.

twow: What IS it?

Fallen: This OC’s name, I shit you not... is Rock Hard.

All: ...

twow: And on that note, let’s keep going!

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

Once we got over the shock of meeting ourselves from another universe, we got along just fine.

        twow: “Hey there exact version of me but my counterpart!”

        Doctor: “How’s the weather?”

        Nightmare: “We should go for a glass of tea later.”

Our other selves (except the Professor (Duh)) gave their names: Rocky, Dusk Shine, Purple Cake, Applebuck, Dashing, Color Blast, and Pin, (I know what your thinking: Pin? What kind of name is that!?

        twow: Yeah! What the fuck kind of name IS that?

Fallen: (from TV) EXACTLY! “Dusk Shine” is the only genderbent name the story got right!

Nightmare: Wait a moment Fallen. There are names for all these characters for their opposite sex?

Fallen: For the mane six, yes, and literally only ONE was correct. I don’t remember the name of YOUR spear counterpart, though...

Nightmare: I don’t think I want to know.

 Well I wanted names that reflected the original ones, and Pin was the only one I could find suitable for Spike (I'll take suggestions for names though))

        Doctor: Why didn’t you choose “Nail?”

        Nightmare: Or “Sharp Object?”

Fallen: THE REAL ONE’S EITHER SPINES OR BARB. NOT THAT HARD.

twow: Hell, I was gonna go with “Ouch”.

and we acted like old friends....Or did we?

        Nightmare: You better not have.

"Professor?" "Can I talk to you....um...in private?"

It was a week after the accident between the two T.A.R.D.I.S.s, a setting on the console keeping a paradox from occurring.

        Doctor: That would have been useful in that incident with Rose...

"Sure." she responded. We walked out of console room and into the corridor, stopping a few feet from the entrance.

"Um, it's kinda hard to say, so I'll show you." I said, blushing slightly.

"Wha...MFF!" the Professor screamed a muffled scream as I kissed her full on the lips.

        twow: “Oh, it’s so hot in here!”

        Nightmare: The pacing has been tripled.

"I love you, and I'm sure that Rocky feels the same way about the Doctor." I whispered when I pulled my lips off the

Professor's.

"I...I...I.." the Professor stuttered.

twow: I assumed that Rock would have fell in love with his counterpart, not the Doctor’s.

        Doctor: I don’t mind. I’m already taken.

"I what?" I asked.

"I'm from a alternate universe, our love can never be so!

"Wait." I said. "Does that mean-?"

        Nightmare: “You really hate me?”

"Yes." "I love you too." the Professor planted her lips on mine, and we engaged in what felt like the best kiss in my entire life.

"Excuse me."

        twow: There will be no lovemaking on this TARDIS!

        Nightmare: PDA is reserved for nighttime.

The Professor and I looked up and saw the Doctor in the doorway and, both of us blushing, we let go of each other.

        twow: “Abandon mouth!”

"What's up Doctor?" I asked, trying to deflect questions from the Doctor about what we were doing.

"Nothing, just wondered where you got to." Doctor said.

Doctor: I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t have interrupted their moment to only see where they went.

twow: They should have hidden in wood.

              Meanwhile in Equestria:

Princess Celestia walked to her window, it was 10:00 at night, but she couldn't dwell from her duties as Co-Princess of

Equestria.

Nightmare: That sentence  looks like an upside down staircase.

twow: Geez. He must have a sexual attraction to the Enter key.        

 As she looked out at the moon that she was soon due to lower, she noticed three stars sliding closer to the moon at a fast, but steady pace. Celestia was nervous. Ever since her sister's anger (AKA Night Mare Moon) had gotten

Nightmare: Why are you all so determined to spell my name like that?! THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SPELL IT.

        twow: Of course I have to sit next to the insane alicorn. Thanks for that.

it's own body, its been living in the moon for decades. But now, it was ready to cause mayhem and put many ponies in

danger.

twow: Hold up. I’m sorry Nightmare, but I remember you turning back into Luna. NOT having your own body.

        Nightmare: How am I here again?

        twow: Concentrated magic gone wrong.

 "I must get a message to Twilight and her friends about this." she knew the only way to defeat Night Mare Moon was to summon the Elements of Harmony.

        Doctor: Or...keep her on the moon?

        twow: Good point. Why can’t she just send her back?

 The only problem was, how was she going to get the message to them if they

were in the T.A.R.D.I.S, a ride so smooth, Spike could fall asleep, and disrupting sleep was not polite?

Nightmare: If my return was that much of a problem, I’m sure that Celestia would wake him up.

twow: Also, it didn’t stop her from sending Spike like thirty scrolls when Discord decided to go nuts.

 "I've got it!" Princess Celestia ran to her throne room, where

the Doctor had left her a device that lets the user contact any inhabitants of the T.A.R.D.I.S. though a system that's simple, yet inconvenet because the beep that signals a transmission to the T.A.R.D.I.S can be very startling

        Doctor: That’s also impossible.

        twow: Please. The TARDIS has been contacted how many times now?

Back to the T.A.R.D.I.S

*BEEP!* Incoming transmission detected!

Doctor, Professor, and I raced into the console room just in time to hear those words.

        twow: Important words those were.

*Bizzzt!* suddenly, Princess Celestia's face appeared on the computer screen. "Doctor, come in Doctor." she said. "I'm here Your Honor." Doctor said, racing to the screen. "Thank goodness." "Listen, Night Mare Moon's returning, and I'm afraid she's grown stronger than the Elements of Harmony!"

Nightmare: Kinda wishing I had that ability when Twilight Sparkle and her friends found me...

"WHAT!?" Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Dusk Shine, Purple Cake, Applebuck, Dashing, and Color Blast screamed hystericilly.

        twow: (laughing) That word got FUCKED in translation.

"It's true." Celestia said. "We're coming Your Honor." Doctor said. "Alons-y!"  he added as he pushed a green button.

"Equestria, Present day, 2012. Doctor said to the T.A.R.D.I.S, and the adventure really got going.

        Doctor: Break time?

        Nightmare: Break time.

        twow: I don’t know guys. I’m up for a little...

        Doctor and Nightmare: BREAK TIME.

Fallen: (from TV) Seriously, guys? You’re only a chapter away from the end, basically.

Nightmare: QUIET. THIS STORY FILLS US WITH ANGER.

twow: Nightmare, relax. Why are you so upset?

Nightmare: This story taunts me. Making it seem like I had more power then I really did.

Doctor: Isn’t that a good thing?

Nightmare: No. And would you like to know why?

twow: Enlighten us.

Nightmare: The way this story is going, I will be defeated in some stupid way.

twow: But you were defeated before.

Nightmare: That isn’t the point, human. Twilight Sparkle was a worthy opponent and I am proud to claim that I fought her. But this pony, I don’t really know what it is.

Doctor: I understand. The pacing is horrible, the story makes no sense...

twow: And to HELL with actual character development. We don’t need that shit.

Fallen: Hm. Nightmare Moon with a sense of honor. Not too surprising, but I think that might be a new one.

Nightmare: Of course. I am more than just a brutal killer Fallen Prime.

twow: Not asking how you knew his name.

Fallen: I stopped questioning it twenty ponies ago.

twow: The answer was Pinkie Pie.

Doctor: Prime, are we almost finished with this story?

Fallen: Getting there. This is the home stretch.

twow: Alright. I might be trapped in here with a time-traveling alien and the demonic side of Princess Luna, but we got this. Ready guys?

Doctor: Of course. Allons-y!

Nightmare: I do not have a choice. Let us continue.

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

"We arrived in Equestria and left the T.A.R.D.I.S (not before locking it of course) in Everfree Forest.

        twow: Why didn’t it land in Ponyville? Isn’t that where the action is?

When we got to Ponyvile, chaos was ahoof. Night Mare Moon had indeed returned, and was causing trouble, descruction

and panic.

        Nightmare: I wasn’t going to do all that. I was just gonna have eternal night.

        twow: I still see where the panic would come from.

"Doctor, Professor what are going to do?" Twilight asked in a hysterical voice.

"What I always do." Doctor said. "SAVE THE UNIVERSE!"

"How?" Dusk asked.

        Doctor: “With the power of logic!”

"With your version of the Elements of Harmony combined with ours, and a super charge."

"Do I want to know what the charge's energy source is Doctor?" I asked.

"Our regeneration energy!" Doctor said.

        twow: I thought that only happened when you were about to die.

        Doctor: It does...

"No... I whispered, tears flowing from my eyes. I confessed my love, and now it's all gone. "NO!" I screamed.

"Doctor, there HAS to be another way!"

"I'm sorry, but there isn't."

I was so heartbroken, I ran away.

Nightmare: He confessed his love for the Professor, right? Are they BOTH supposed to die?

        twow: I guess? This story and details need to get together for a date.

"Rock Hard wait!" Doctor yelled.

        Doctor: ...

        twow: (laughing) Oh man that’s fucking hilarious!

        Nightmare: This is also the first time that the name of the narrator has been spoken.

"I'll go and comfort him." the Professor said, and she ran after me.

When she found me, I was sitting under a tree, crying.

"It's not fair!" I screamed when I saw her. "I confessed my love for you, and all I get in return is regeneration!"

        twow: To be honest, Rose still loved the Doctor after he regen’d.

"I know." Professor said.

"NO YOU DON'T!" I screeched.

        Doctor: Actually, I kinda do.

"It's the only way." Professor reasoned

"What about energy from the T.A.R.D.I.S or the Time Vortex?" I asked, tears still sliding down my face.

"No." the Professor said. "That energy is too strong."

        twow: “Hell, it might WORK, but it’s too strong.”

        Nightmare: This story is making me not want to exist anymore.

Fallen: (from TV) You’re not supposed to exist anymore anyway.

"Kiss me." I said. "I'll feel better, and we can get the job done."

"Okay." the Professor leaned forward, and I caught her around the neck, pushing my lips against her's.

"Okay, I'm better." I said, letting go of the Professor's neck. "Alons-y." I added in a bland voice.

        twow: Say that with more emotion!

        Doctor: And please spell it right.

A Few hours Later

"You foal!"

Night Mare Moon stood over me in the sancuary of the Elements of Harmony, where we staged Phase One of our plan.

  "What makes you think you can possibly defeat me!?"

        Nightmare: Truthfully, I found Twilight and her friends more of a threat.

"Them." I said in fake weak, pained voice.

        twow: (faking a weak voice) Yeah. We’re gonna stop you...

Night Mare turned to face where I was pointing and gasped. There were the twelve Spirits of the Elements and the Doctor

and Professor, waiting to be shot so they could regenerate.

"How did-?"

"With the power of faith." I said which was true to an extent.

        twow: “Curses! I’ve been foiled by the power of loooooove...”

        Nightmare: Friendship did me in.

        Doctor: Radiation. Not fun.

It was time for Phase Two. I shot the deadly energy right at the Time Lord and Time Lady. I couldn't resist. Abandoning my

weak act, I pounced on the Professor, just as she was starting to regenerate, and kissed her. The regeneration energy engulfed us both, blinding us.

        twow: Yup! Leap on the regenerating Time Lady? What could go wrong?!

        Doctor: How did he not get blasted backwards?

        twow: SEEMS LEGIT RIGHT?!

When the Professor's regeneration stopped, we were both knocked out. Then, my eyes opened. "Professor?" I mumbled.

I looked around.  Everyone was knocked out. I clumsily got off the Professor and started to leave, planning to return in the

T.A.R.D.I.S.

        Nightmare: And LEAVE them?! Wow, that’s harsher than I am.

 I turned and got a surprise. The Professor hadn't changed! "What?" Then I realized it was my love for her that

stopped her appearance from changing, and she was alive.

        twow and Doctor: BULLSHIT.

Doctor: Regenerating not only heals my wounds, it has  to change my appearance. It’s a biological part of me and you CAN NOT CHANGE THAT.

"Phew." I then left to retrieve the T.A.R.D.I.S from the Everfree Forest. As I reached my destination, Princess Luna came

walking out. "Did you see a big blue box in there?" I asked her. "If you mean a Police Box, yes." she responded. "Thanks."

        Nightmare: Well...that was convenient.

Luckily, the Doctor had given me a spare T.A.R.D.I.S key for occasions like this. As I walked up to the T.A.R.D.I.S, I said,

"Come on Sexy." I walked into the console room and set the destination. "As the Doctor would say, Alons-y!" I said pulling

the start lever.

        twow: I swear he’s addicted to that Enter key.

 The engine started making the classic sound that I love so dearly (Well.... not as dearly as the the

Professor): Vworp....Vworp... Vworp. And then the T.A.R.D.I.S and I dematerialized out of the forest, and rematerialized

in the sanuary.

        Doctor: Reappeared where?

        twow: Hell if I know. The dialogue was fucked.

When I walked out, I was not surprised to see the rest of the gang was up again. Suddenly, the Professor tackled me, and

kissed me on the cheek.

        Nightmare: I have a question. Whatever happened to me?!

        twow: The reason beat your ass and threw it on the street.

 "Next time, leave a note." she said. "Sorry." I apologized. I turned to the Doctor. "Well, guess this

is goodbye." "Yup." Doctor said. "Can we have a moment alone?" the Professor asked. "Sure." Doctor agreed.

        Doctor: Don’t I belong in this world? Why am I leaving?

        Nightmare: I assumed you were dropping the counterparts off at their world.

        Doctor: Rock said goodbye like it would be forever.

 I took the

Professor into the T.A.R.D.I.S, and we went to the corridor again. "I had a great time with you." Professor said. "Me too."

        twow: “I barely know you, but it was fun.”

        Nightmare: “Commence our mating!”

I said. Then our lips connected, and we had the best (and only) ten-minute kiss in my life. When we finished, I said, "Do

you think Doctor will find a way?" "Of course he will." the Time Lady said. "He's the Doctor."

        twow: I DO NOT. UNDERSTAND.

        Nightmare: None of us do.

I left the T.A.R.D.I.S, and let the Doctor pass though, along with the other versions of Twi, Pink, Flutter, Rar, A.J, and Spike.

Then, the T.A.R.D.I.S dematerialized out of not only the sancuary,but our lives as well

Fallen: (from TV) Not over yet, guys. You still have 42 words’ worth of epilogue.

twow: What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

....."And that's what happened." I looked at Apple Bloom and her friends. They had fallen asleep. I sighed and got off the couch and walked to the window. "Someday Professor." I whispered. "Someday....."

        Doctor: “Someday I’ll be free of all these dreams...”

THE END! :D

        twow: >_<

        Nightmare: I take it we are finished?

        Doctor: Yes. Let’s get away from here.

Fallen: (from TV) Congratulations to all three of you for surviving “Doctor/Professor Whooves VS Nightmare Moon.” I award 2000 points to Nightmare Moon, 1800 points to the Doctor, and I retract 500 points from twow.

twow: What the fuck Fallen?!

Nightmare: Does this happen to you often?

Doctor: More than he cares to admit.

twow: Of course we get an easy story last time, then this pile of puke! I swear, it’s like the author started hitting his keyboard with his face, then was all like “It’s good!”

Doctor: Half of the time we didn’t know who was talking to who, or what was truly going on.

Nightmare: Not to mention that the conflict was left hanging open. We don’t even know if I escaped, or if I died, or ANYTHING.

Fallen: I know. Beautiful, right? At any rate, twow, that was me going easy on you.

twow: EASY?!

Nightmare: I fear for what would happen if he went all out.

Pinkie: (from TV) Even I don’t know!

Fallen: Oh, Pinkie, if you like seeing twow suffer, you’ll be able to savor all that sweet, delicious pain for a looooooooooooong time with the last story I have in store for him.

Pinkie: Oh! Tellmetellmetellme!

Fallen: Alright. Don’t tell twow, but... (whispers in Pinkie’s ear)

Pinkie: (eyes widen) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

twow: I am GOING to shoot something.

Nightmare: If you will excuse me, I would like to leave.

Doctor: We can’t really just let you wander Equestria...

Nightmare: I will go to the old castle in the Everfree and live alone.

Fallen: Kinda like what Discord told me he’d do before I got retconned by canon...

twow: As long as you don’t cause trouble, we can keep this between the...five of us.

Fallen: I’m a bit surprised we’re trusting Pinkie Pie with a secret this monumental.

twow: If Pinkie can ping Twilight for keeping a secret about Spike that everypony knew, I’m sure we can trust her with this one.

Pinkie: You bet. And speaking of that...

(The lab doors unlock and open.)

Pinkie: You should probably stay away from your lab T. Because when Fallen comes back in here...

twow: Yeah, yeah. This infamous story. I’m sure that I can take what he dishes out.

Fallen: Seriously, NO ONE ELSE is bothered by Nightmare Moon just fucking off to live in the old castle? If anyone has the right to know she’s back, it’s Princess Luna.

Nightmare: Do you not trust me, Fallen?

Fallen: Pinkie’s a close friend, and I can barely trust HER.

Pinkie: Hey!

twow: What if she went to talk to the princess? That might work.

Fallen: ...maybe. Swear to Christ, next thing I know I’ll have Chrysalis on my doorstep bitching about dying changelings or something...

twow: Seeing as how she’s my favorite villain, I have a bad feeling about that comment.

Pinkie: You two talk too much! I gotta get set up for the next one!

twow: Oh boy...

Fallen: Pinkie... first of all, you of all ponies. Second of all, this is not the longest conversation I’ve ever held with any of you. Third of all, twow, have fun sleeping tonight. It might be the last sleep you’ll ever get.

twow: Because I NEEDED that nightmare fuel. Push the damn button Pinkie.

Pinkie: Sure things! Sweet dreams!

twow: Pinkie Pie...

(Pinkie pushes the button and the TV turns off with a blip.)