Alrighty, it’s time for another random one!

I loaded up Skype and as the chat was refreshing, I saw my name mentioned and a link underneath it. I also saw the word “riff”. Curious, I decided to click on it. And got this.

Avery the Mare Murderer is a one-shot that is virtually nothing but an author’s wet dream of killing my favorite pony. And what makes matters even better? After I left a comment saying that I was gonna riff this, (mostly a joke) he fucking DARED me.

Big mistake.

And now I bring to you, Avery the Mare Murderer.

twow: Finally, it’s done!

Fluttershy: What is that again?

twow: It’s an emotion cannon. It’s designed to amplify certain emotions.

Fluttershy: Oh, that’s nice. What is it on right now?

twow: Give me a second...

Pinkie: (from TV) HI T!!!

twow: AHH!

(The cannon goes off and shoots Fluttershy in the face as the lab doors shut and lock)

twow: Flutters!

Fluttershy: (shaking her head) Uh, I’m alright. What happened?

twow: You, kinda got shot...you feel alright?

Fluttershy: Of course! You know, I kinda feel like a riff!

twow: What the fuck...oh crap.

Pinkie: What’s wrong T?

twow: The cannon was set to “brave”...and something else...

Pinkie: That’s great! I got a story called “Avery the Mare Murderer!”

Fluttershy: Sounds like fun. And I get to spend it with this handsome human.

twow: ...I think I know what the other setting was. Oh god.

*BUZZ*

twow and Fluttershy: We’ve got story sign!        

        Fluttershy was asleep in her bed as happily as a mare could be. She was dreaming of pony gumdrops and Angel being nice to her and whole bunch of garbage no one cares about.

        twow: Or stuff that’s believable.

        Fluttershy: What do you mean?

        twow: It’ll be a cold day in hell before that bunny stops being a jerk.

 The room she was sleeping in was very dark and not much could be seen.

        Fluttershy: As opposed to being filled with light.

 Only the light of the moon was brightening the room up barely. From the shadow of the dark came a lavender maned Stallion who had a green body and a cutie mark that resembled the very embodiment of death witch was incomprehensible to the minds of any being.

        twow: Just like that sentence was incomprehensible.

        Fluttershy: So, his cutie mark is a broom?

 His name was Avery and he was going to kill Fluttershy tonight.

        twow: Eh. At least he’s honest.

 Avery snuck up behind her bed and  tip toe'd like the a snivy snake intent on its prey. He pulled out a bottle and a napkin and dabbed the substance all over the cloth. Fluttershy shifted in her bed to feel the bed springs curiously move about in her mattress.

        Fluttershy: “I knew I paid too much for that SleepNumber mattress!”

This movement made a soft spring noise that reverberated from the bed. This simple movement from the cushion to cushion spiked interest to snuggle with his prey just for the hell of it.

        twow: If I was in his position, I probably would have done the same.

        Fluttershy: (drawing closer to twow) Oh really?

        twow: (blushing) I think that effect needs to wear off now...

 Avery crawled up into the mattress and slid into the blanket putting his lavender arms all over Fluttershy and curiously she felt happy that someone had touched and began to speak in her dreams.

        Fluttershy: I’d love to know what spell got cast on him to give him arms.

        twow: I bet anything Lyra’s got a hoof in this.

        "Oh you naughty, naughty, work horse, you came all the way to greet me from Apple acres... Ohhh thats nice wrap your whole body around me." Said Fluttershy in a dream empowered stupor.

        twow: “Just like a snake.” Okay, that was weird.

        Fluttershy: I liked it.

        twow: Oh hell. Side effect fucked with your brain.

        Avery could only giggle at the words that were ushered between Fluttershy and the non-work pony that was caressing her. Avery stole the chance to have a bit of fun with this mare and slid his member right into her cooch.

        twow: Damn. Somepony was loose. (smacked by Fluttershy)

        Fluttershy: I wouldn’t be like that! I’d wait for the right pony or...

        twow: Don’t finish that.

 This made Fluttershy moan fiercely and she began to pull up and down on Avery's penis. Avery enjoyed this mares caressing and picked up pace on the sexing.

        twow: “Damn! I only have 180 characters!”

        "Oh! Big Mac! Please, please me!" yelled the yellow mare in between breaths of horny moaning.

        Fluttershy: As long as I didn’t stab myself with my moaning.

        twow: I’m still focused on the “please me” bit.

        Avery grinned a childish and insane smile that would scare any filly that would dare look upon his deranged face. His snortle nearly awoke Fluttershy only to be reassured by her constant calling for Big Mac's dick.

        twow: Da FUCK is a snortle?!

        Fluttershy: It’s a mix between a turtle and a pig.

        twow: So, it’s nature gone SO wrong.

        Must be a heavy sleeper! That makes this all more fun.

twow: You do realize you’re talking about the pony that will leap thirty feet into the air at a TWIG BREAKING, right?

        Avery picked up pace and placed himself on top of Fluttershy while she weakly put her hoofs on his chest to help him swing in and out with his member. He breathed heavily but, carefully made sure not to make to much noise to wake her.

        Fluttershy: He limited himself to panting.

 Then Avery felt his member throb and he finally ejaculated into the yellow horses vaginal sac. It pretty much filled her up entirely.

        twow: I didn’t expect anything different from these stories.

        Fluttershy: I doubt he had enough to do it. Now, maybe if it was someone like you...

        twow: FLUTTERSHY!

        "Thank you Big Mac it's as if this is all a dream or something but, it feels so weird." said the Yellow pegasus about to awaken from her deep slumber.

        twow: Well, no shit!

Fluttershy then opened her eyes and found a lavender maned, green bodied, stallion on top of her and she could feel the wet heat inside and she looked up to the monstrous face of terror that was smiling at her.

        Fluttershy: Awww, Terror looks so CUTE!

        twow: He was taking lessons from Horror.

        "Hi there, I think you are mistaking me for another pony, a Big Mac perhaps?" said Avery to the newly awakened horse.

        Without a second notice right after her face turned into that from pleasure to terror and she screamed on the top of her lungs, she kicked Avery from her bed on to the floor.

twow: Hell of a buck.

Fluttershy: AJ taught me. I do know other kinds...

twow: (rummaging though desks) Cure...cure...gotta be a cure...        

 Avery got back up and tackled Fluttershy midway from her exiting her bed. He pinned her down to the floor and applied the cloth on to her face. She began slowly with her eyes agape to close them again and stop shaking around in furious rebellion to the unknown assailant.

        twow: “You shake your body to the left, you shake it to the right...”

        Fluttershy: “You do the Pony Pokey, and shake it all around...”

 Her hoof slowly fell to the ground as she lost all consciousness and power to her body. Now that the yellow pony was out of commission, Avery grabbed the pony and trotted outside where all the dead animals where including Angel that were cut to pieces.

        twow: So, he killed them BEFORE he snuggled next to Fluttershy?

        Fluttershy: How did he even FIND them all?

Avery set up the noose on some random tree and began to tie Fluttershy up on the tree itself by the neck. Avery put down the dead pony on the tree branch and jumped down to the floor and looked at his handy work of dead animals.

        Fluttershy: “He decided to host a bonfire.”

        twow: Damn Flutters.

        Fluttershy: I’ve been learning from the best. (snuggles next to twow)

        twow: (blushes and mumbles to self)

He turned around and kicked the tree causing Fluttershy to stumble over and awake from her slumber to feel her neck slowly break as the noose choked her to death. Her body flared around and her legs frantically shook as she could barely breath and the last of the fight inside her slowly died out.

twow: You were unconscious. Correct me, but wouldn’t you have stayed unconscious until you died?

        Fluttershy: Not if the plot wanted me awake!

 As a last ditch effort Fluttershy flared her wings and flew only to be dragged backed down from the force of the noose and to finally breath her last breath.

        twow: I’ve been having trouble with being able to breath as well.

        Fluttershy: You really got to work those lungs.

        "Kkkkkuecqh!!" said the Yellow Pony now as she died by hanging.

twow: What animal did you eviscerate to produce THAT noise?! (smacked by Fluttershy)

        Fluttershy with one last final movement shat all over the ground immense amount of shit. Seeing another opportunity to enjoy himself, Avery trotted to the falling poop and allowed it to spread all over his body as it collectively collected all over him. He was basicly bathing himself in Fluttershy's dinner.

        Fluttershy: He SHOULD have done that for my breakfast. I had hay!

 Feeling the corrosive madness filling up his mind, Avery began to dance in Fluttershy's Poop Rain.

        twow: Chocolate Rain, 3.0.

After the immense amount of collective shit fell down on Avery's face, Fluttershy closed her eyes and went to sleep for all eternity. Seeing an end to his parade Avery climbed up on the tree and pulled Fluttershy down from the noose. She hit the floor like the corpse she was.

        twow: Because as we all know, she wasn’t alive.

        Fluttershy: I’m glad I’m here now...with you.

        twow: ...Flutters, that’s really creepy.

        Hmm.. I think I will take her home. She was one of my more interesting kills.

        Avery put Fluttershy on his back and sneaked into his home in Ponyville and made sure that no one would notice him on the way. That night he stuffed Fluttershy up turning her into a decoration for his entertainment and sexual release.

        twow: So he’d get the same pleasure as if he was fucking a stuffed animal.

 He was about to go to bed when suddenly an idea popped up in his deranged brain.

        I think this Fluttershy would like to pay a visit to her love.

        Fluttershy: Silly story! I’m already with him!

        twow: Pinkie!!!!

---

        Big Mac was slumbering in his bed and awoke to find himself quite tired. Never the less, Big Mac had chores to do and he had to get up and do them.

        twow: He has quite the drive.

        Fluttershy: It’s not easy waking up tired, twow.

 He opened his closet to find the stuffed body of Fluttershy crammed in there. He screamed like a little girl.

        twow: “Apple Bloom! I’ve got a present for you!”

The End.

        Fluttershy: And nothing of value was lost.

        twow: Nice one. And we’re done here.

        Fluttershy: (batting her eyelashes) Are we?

        twow: YES.

        Pinkie: (from TV) Sooooo, how was it?

        twow: Pretty unsurprising. It’s rather obvious that it’s a trollfic.

        Fluttershy: Either that or one that wasn’t meant to be taken very seriously.

        twow: It was written for shock, and wasn’t done well. Not much to say.

        Pinkie: Well, you’re free to go then!

        (The lab doors unlock and open.)

        twow: ...Flutters? You’re usually gone by now.

        Fluttershy: I...kinda wanna just stay with you.

        twow: Damn it. Emotion cannon didn’t wear off yet.

        Pinkie: Remember what you said when you were creating it T?

        twow: And that was?

        Pinkie: You have to be careful, because there IS no cure!

        twow: Ah hell.

        Fluttershy: I’m kinda tired. Wanna take a nap?

        twow: Ah! Pinkie!

        Pinkie: You two have fun!

        twow: PINKIE PIE!!!

        (Pinkie pushes the button and the TV turns off with a blip.)