Welp, we’re back here again. And for once I’m not completely dreading it. Or maybe I am. Whatever.

Today we’re heading into chapter five of Fluttershy's Week-Long Foot-Long. And this chapter I think a certain friend of mine is going to enjoy a LOT. Am I right, Fallen?

(I’m going to strangle you. In the face. With your face.)

I wish you no luck.

But yeah. This chapter has not only Pinkie Pie, but Vinyl Scratch as well.

(I threw this story twow’s way since Fluttershy’s his favorite, but he’s forcing me to do this chapter with him because Pinkie and Vinyl are MY favorites.)

And the fact that I’ll be suffering through the rest of this myself, so I decided to make Fallen feel a LITTLE bit of pain.

(Because apparently letting Steel suffer with you wasn’t enough.)

Let’s get started, shall we? Chapter five of Fluttershy’s Week-Long Foot-Long, right here.

[And let’s get drunk while we do it!]

(Shut up, Draklox.)

        Fluttershy: You know, Nocturnal wasn’t joking about that being a great movie!

twow: I TOLD you so. Hell, I remember the first time I saw that. I had thought it was going to be stupid.

        Fluttershy: And...?

        twow:         I felt the exact opposite. Damn, that was a good day.

        Fluttershy: Yeah...(leaning closer to twow)

        twow: Wonder why they picked that specific movie though.

Fallen Prime: YOU... DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS.

twow: How in the fuck did you get in here?!

Pinkie Pie: I let them in! Someone else is running this chapter!

Draklox:   “Welcome to my parlor,” said the spider to the fly.

Fluttershy: (squeezing twow) I’m not scared anymore. I think.

twow: Well, that was an interesting series of events.

Rarity:  (from TV) I see everyone’s here. Would you do the honors Drak?

Pinkie: Not everyone’s here, though! I still have another guest we’re waiting on!

Rarity:  Fine, we will wait.

Draklox:  So my dear, what’s on the menu today?

Fallen: STOP. First of all, Pinkie, why the fuck are you letting this drunken asshole near your equipment?

Draklox:  She didn’t, me and Rarity decided to get a little payback for her suffering. I’m just along because I’m immune to everything.

Fluttershy: If I stay still, they won’t notice me.

Fallen: Second of all, Drak, why did you call Rarity “my dear?” Am I gonna have to deal with ANOTHER couple?

twow: Another? Who’s the first one?

        Draklox:  That’s for us to know, and you to wrack your brain trying to figure out.

Fallen: I need to keep my friends away from other humans... and third of all, who’s supposed to be our other guest?

Pinkie: Oh, you know her!

Fallen: I bet I do, but that’s not an answer.

twow: Something tells me that it’s gonna end up with something getting broken.

(As if on cue, the lab doors are incinerated by a blast of pure dubstep.)

Fallen: Oh, FUCK ME.

Vinyl Scratch: I don’t do humans, so you’re shit outta luck.

Fallen: In light of recent events, I’m almost relieved to hear that.

Draklox:  Anyway, I think Fallen has his eyes on a different mare.

Fallen: ...I have a girlfriend, and she’s not a mare. You KNOW her.

Draklox:  I know a lot, I’m just not sharing it yet.

twow: Damn it Vinyl! I’m going to quit making you those if you keep blowing my fucking doors off!

        Rarity:  (Sips her glass of wine) There she is. Do it Drak.

        Draklox:  Your wish is my command.

        (The lab doors slam shut and lock.)

Fallen: HOW DO DOORS KEEP DOING THAT FROM THE FLOOR!?

Fluttershy: Oh, twow creating restoring doors.

        twow: Vinyl, do NOT. TOUCH. ANYTHING.

Vinyl: Why not?

twow: Because a lot of things in here could horribly injure you, me, or the universe as we know it.

Vinyl: Ponies say that about a lot of things. What’s going on in here, anyway?

Fallen: “Fluttershy’s Week-long Foot-long.” I guess the Pinkie/Vinyl chapter.

Pinkie: Isn’t this so exciting?

Fallen: NO.

Rarity:  And now its time for chapter five, and I’m sure it will be torturous on some of you.

Fluttershy: (latching onto twow’s arm) As long as it isn’t as bad as last time...

        Draklox:  (Sips his rum and coke) Let’s do this, dear.

        Rarity:  Yes, let’s.

Fallen: ...I’m gonna just assume this is an alternate Rarity with no ties to me. I get enough of that with Atlas...

        Rarity:  Assume what you like.

twow: Joy. Here we go guys.

        *BUZZ*

        All: We’ve got story sign!

All characters © Hasbro

        twow: Damn it. I thought they were owned by Toshiba.

Contains: Futashy. (Fluttershy with a dick, if you didn't know.) If you don't want to read about Fluttershy with a dick, close the page now.

Vinyl: Kinky.

Fluttershy: You’ve never read this, have you?

Vinyl: Not a word.

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After another peaceful night of rest, Fluttershy awoke once more to the sound of the rooster's call,

Fallen: Because Fluttershy’s can’t be the only cock in the story.

blinking her eyes open slowly and glancing up at the ceiling.

        twow: “Alright, who are we fucking today...”

 “Mm, that was a good rest...” she thought with a yawn, slowly sitting up in her bed and rubbing her eyes softly, before glancing down at the comforter. She blinked a couple times in surprise, expecting a large tent like usual,

Pinkie: But somepony came up in the middle of the night and stole it! Now she’s just sleeping out in the woods without a tent!

twow: ♫Singing in the rain...♫

Fallen: Don’t you even start.

twow: This be my lab. I do what I want.

but she could only see the shape of her lower body.

        Fluttershy: Wait, is it gone?

        twow: (shrugs)

        Draklox:  (From TV) Maybe Sweetie Belle stole it?

Quickly pulling the blanket off, she sighed softly in relief as she saw the familiar sheath and balls between her legs, having feared that the magic might have worn off or something.

        Fluttershy: (visibly upset) I had hope for a moment there...

        twow: (hugging Fluttershy)

“Hehe...never thought I'd be relieved at something like that.” she thought with a giggle,

Fallen: It’s like Stockholm for genitals.

twow: Ew.

getting out of bed and stretching lightly, before setting off to her usual morning routine of feeding her animals.

Vinyl: Feeding them what? With what?

twow: Bacon bits.

Fluttershy: TWOW!

As she went through the kitchen to gather the various feeds for the indoor animals, she noticed that she was running low on food for herself.

twow: She was too busy filling up other ponies. AM I RIGHT?! (smacked by everyone but Fluttershy)

Rarity:  (from TV) I feel no sorrow for Story Fluttershy. She did call me loose, after all.

“Uhm...oh! Right, Tuesday.” she thought, remembering what day it was; the day she usually went grocery shopping.

Pinkie: She needed to stock up on Twinkies! She LOVES the cream filling!

        twow: ...Pinkie Pie...

        Fluttershy: (blushing)

        Draklox:  I think Pinkie’s after someone else’s cream filling.

Fallen: You two are doing an awful lot more riffing than I ever did from the other side.

Rarity:  I don’t think his comment was aimed at the story.

Fallen: ...I hate both of you.

Draklox:  We love you too, Fallen.

“I'll just make a list and head out to the market, then.” she thought with a smile, before going to feed the indoor animals. Once she was finished, she went through the kitchen and took note of everything that was either low or empty, writing it all down on a small notepad.

        twow: “Alright, there’s all the ponies that need to die...”

        Fluttershy: “First Ponyville, and then, Equestria!”

“Let's see...” Fluttershy thought as she closed the last cabinet, glancing over the list. “Skim milk, sunflower seeds, sugar, and celery.” she thought out loud, nodding lightly.

twow: I’m surprised she didn’t do that cutely.

        Fluttershy: I could do that...if you want.

        twow: You don’t hav-

        Fluttershy: (nodding)

        twow: HGN.

 Once more she picked out a dress to wear to cover herself up, this time making sure to wear something that only covered her lower body, so that she could easily wear her saddlebags.

        twow: And then she had a boner, and the disguise failed.

Vinyl: When do we get to the sex? This is BORING.

Hoisting on the light-green saddlebags, she placed the list in the left pocket and carefully closed it before leaving her home and taking off toward the market. She could get most of what she needed there, but she knew that there were no ponies there that sold sugar, so she would have to get that elsewhere.

Pinkie: Oh, I know ONE place she could get it...

Fallen: I’m resisting the urge to make a joke about drinking it straight from the tap.

        Rarity:  I know of a very close source, Pinkie.

After a short flight, she arrived at the Ponyville marketplace, which was already bustling with activity. “Alright, first thing on the list...”

        twow: “Some Viagra...”

        Fluttershy: For me, or you?

        twow: What the hell are you even saying?

        Fluttershy: (smiles at twow)

Fallen: Fluttershy, do NOT start putting that imagery in my head.

 she thought, glancing over toward the various vendors set up along the border of the area. She took her time with her shopping, chatting with a couple of the townsfolk as she went, gathering all of the groceries that she had come out there for.

        twow: I’m just glad that didn’t get detailed.

After roughly 45 minutes, she exited the marketplace, having everything on her list, except for sugar. She preferred to get it at Sugarcube Corner, as Pinkie would usually give her a “Super Duper Bestest Friend Forever” discount.

        twow: Anyway I can get one of those Pinkie?

Pinkie: Sure, T! All you had to do was ask!

 Snapping her saddlebag shut, she took off into the air again, this time heading over toward her friend's bakery.

Pinkie: Technically Mr. and Mrs. Cake own it, so...

Vinyl: BOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIING.

Fallen: Why did you think dragging her along was such a bright idea?

“Pinkie?” Fluttershy called out quietly as she walked in the front door, hearing the bell above the door ring as the door opened. She didn't see or hear anything in the front room as she walked up to the counter, glancing around for any signs of her friend.

        twow: She heard the sounds of moaning.

        Fluttershy: Did it sound anything like th-

        twow: If you care about me, you WON’T DO THAT.

“Hello? Is anypony here?” she called out, reaching her hoof out and tapping the bell on the counter a couple times.

Almost immediately after the sound of the ringing, the familiar pink party pony sprang up from behind the counter in an explosion of confetti and smoke.

        twow: “AHHH!”

Pinkie: Ooh, there’s a cool idea! I should do that next time!

 “Here I am!” she shouted; all of this surprise greatly startling the timid pegasus, causing her to nearly jump through the ceiling. “Hehe, gotcha didn't I?” she giggled, smiling up at Fluttershy, who had fallen back on her rear, breathing heavily with a wide-eyed expression of surprise.

Vinyl: I can’t even be bothered with this. Nothing’s being interesting right now.

“Y-Yes...you did!” Fluttershy replied, a bit annoyed at the pink mare's antics, but she knew it was all in good humor. “Um...I was just wondering if you had any sugar I could buy?” she asked as she stood back up again, her wings folding back against her sides.

        Fluttershy: “And some...personal items.”

        twow: Fluttershy, I think that movie did something to you. Thanks a bunch Fallen.

        Rarity:  I think you and Fluttershy make a very cute couple.

        (twow and Fluttershy start blushing profusely.)

Draklox:  Aww, it’s cute they don’t see what’s blatantly obvious to a blind monkey.

Fallen: Was that a crack at the glasses? Because I will end you.

Draklox:  And it’s cute that Fallen thinks he can hurt me.

twow: Hey look. Story!

“Oh, yeah, right here!” Pinkie nodded a few times, before reaching underneath the counter and pulling up a sack of sugar, putting it down on top of the counter. “And with your Super-Duper-Bestest-Friends-Forever discount, that'll be three bits!

        twow: That IS quite the discount. What does it normally cost, Pinkie?

” she added with a smile, which turned to a look of confusion after a few seconds. “Huh...?” she thought out loud, wiping her hoof across her forehead and glancing down at it.

        Fluttershy: It was blood.

        twow: “What’s with all the BLOOOOOD?!”

“What's wrong?” Fluttershy asked as she placed the three coins on the counter and hoisted the sugar bag into her saddlebag, before looking up at Pinkie. “Are you alright?”

Vinyl: She’s in this story, so I’m gonna say no.

“Hm...my forehead is slick...but that...”

Pinkie: Silly story! A slick forehead doesn’t mean my friend grew a penis! It just means we’re running low on flour!

twow: What’s the signal for two ponies that are attracted to each other?

Draklox:  An erection?

Rarity:  (Brains Draklox) Will you just shut up?

she thought out loud again, looking back at Fluttershy. “Huh. Must be a fluke. Oh well, enjoy your sugar Fluttershy!” she added, quickly returning to her cheery attitude and smiling wide. “Don't use it all on one cake!”

        twow: “Just spread it on cupcakes. Much better useage.”

Fluttershy shrugged a bit in her mind, smiling softly back as she grabbed the sack and put it in her saddlebag. “See you later, Pinkie”. She added before turning to leave, almost out the door before she heard Pinkie call to her again.

Pinkie: “Is that a candy cane stuffed beneath that saddlebag, or are you just happy to-” (smacked by Fluttershy)

“Wait wait wait, Fluttershy, I almost forgot!” Pinkie called, waving her arms a bit,

        twow: ♫Wave your arms in the air, if you feel right!♫

        Fluttershy: (whistles)

Fluttershy turning her head to face the counter again. “There was this really important thing I wanted to ask you!”

twow: “It involves your dick that I totally do not know you have!” (hit in the face with a pie)

“Yes, Pinkie?” Fluttershy asked, turning around and walking back up to the counter again as Pinkie began to speak.

“Well, it all started when I was walking through the town square, and I saw these two colts walking by carrying this really big radio with really loud music playing! I asked them what it was and they told me it was some of Vinyl Scratch's music,

Vinyl: Wait, what? I’m involved now?

Draklox:  No, but I think Pinkie and Fallen are.

Fallen: Just because you’re laying that on thick doesn’t mean you’re any closer to right.

Rarity:  Really now?

Fallen: Yes.

Draklox:  You both hang out a lot, you both love pranking your friends, and you both have an affinity for bad fics. I’d call that a match made in hell.

        twow: D’awwwww....(smacked by Fallen and Pinkie)

        Rarity:  I’m surprised no one else saw it sooner.

and I was like “I KNOW HER!” and they were like-”

        twow: “RUN! RUN AWAY!!!” (bass cannoned by Vinyl)

"Um, Pinkie..." Fluttershy interrupted, Pinkie's chatter coming to a halt as she glanced back down at the pegasus. "Could you please ask me what you wanted to ask? That is, if you're okay with cutting off the story there."

        Fluttershy: “And if you don’t, I’m going to take you into the back room and-”

        twow: OKAY FLUTTERSHY STOP NOW.

"Oh yeah, sorry. It was just such a cool story!" Pinkie giggled. "But what I wanted to ask, is if you wanted to come to the big rave tonight at the convention center?" she asked, still smiling cheerily. "If there's anypony in this town that needs to go to a big fun rave, it's you! And what better time to bring you than when the best DJ ever is going to be playing there?"

Fallen: ...Knife Party? Daft Punk? Pegboard Nerds?

Vinyl: You’re joking, right?

Draklox:  Pinkie needs the to feel the beat. Fallen, you wanna help her?

Fallen: What does that even have to do with anything!? At least your last few innuendos had loose context with what people were saying!

Draklox:  I’m too drunk to be subtle.

Rarity:  She has a need that only you can fill, Fallen.

Pinkie: What are you even talking about?

Draklox:  (Mixing another drink) You already know, you pink demon.

Fallen: ...

Rarity:  (Sipping her wine) Let’s see where this goes.

Draklox:  Straight to the perverted.

Fluttershy gulped softly, glancing down at the ground for a moment. "Oh, I don't know Pinkie...I've heard those things are really loud and wild..."

"Come oooon, it'll be fun! You need to get out and try somethin' new every once in a while!" The pink mare insisted, suddenly appearing beside Fluttershy, draping her right front leg over Fluttershy's shoulders. "And it's Vinyl Scratch, there's no other DJ like her!"

Vinyl: Yep. I hear ya. Hold your applause.

Fallen: ...you didn’t DO anything.

Draklox:  Or anyone. (Drinks some more)

twow: Yet.

“Does it have to be me? Surely somepony else would want to go...” Fluttershy tried to reason, but Pinkie giggled and shook her head.

Pinkie: “Sorry, Fluttershy, but the plot won’t let me pick anypony else!”

“Nope, I want you to be out there havin' some fun for once, Fluttershy! And besides, I'll be needing a little pegassistance setting up some of the decorations before the show.”

        twow: That CAN’T be a word.

“If you say so...” Fluttershy smiled meekly and nodded, not wanting to argue further with her friend. “What time do you need me to be there?”

Vinyl: If I’m not there, she’s too early.

Fallen: ...why?

Vinyl: ‘Cuz the party don’t start ‘til I- (smacked by Fallen)

“Around seven, the show starts at eight. Make sure to come hungry too, because there's gonna be a lot of tasty treats!”

        Fluttershy: Just not the treats that we’re thinking about.

Pinkie added, smiling and hopping up and down eagerly, moving back behind the counter again. “See you there, Fluttershy!”

Vinyl: “ALL of you.”

Pinkie: SCRATCHIE!

Rarity:  What’s wrong, is there someone else you want to see all of Pinkie? (winks at Fallen)

Fluttershy smiled and nodded in return, before turning and heading toward the door, swiftly exiting the building. Once she left though, Pinkie rubbed her forehead again, finding it to be dry, now that Fluttershy had left.

        twow: “Damn, she was hot!” (smacked by Fallen)

 “Huh, that's strange. Is it really Fluttershy?” she thought with a puzzled look. “I need to get this Pinkie Sense fixed...”

Fallen: Because fixing your Pinkie sense is something you can just... DO.

twow: Bet I could do it.

Pinkie: IIIIIII think I’d be happier if you didn’t try.

After a short flight back to her home, Fluttershy unpacked the groceries she bought, storing them all in their usual places in the kitchen. “A rave...I hope it isn't too loud...”

Vinyl: Fluttershy, have you been to a single rave in your entire life?

Fluttershy: No, I can’t say that I have.

she thought, glancing up at the wall clock, seeing that it was still early in the afternoon. “Well...I still have a while before I have to go...a nice quiet afternoon before a noisy night sounds good.” she thought with a smile, before preparing a cup of tea for herself.

        twow: “Would you like a pot of tea!”

Just as she dripped the teabag into the cup though,

Vinyl: Oh, you’re just handing these out now, aren’t you, story?

twow: Like condoms in high school.

her ears perked up as she heard a knocking at the front door. “Coming!”

Fallen: Well. That was fast.

she called out as she walked over to the door and opened it, revealing Twilight on her doorstep, carrying a couple saddlebags. “Oh, hello Twilight.” she said with a smile, stepping back to allow the unicorn inside.

Vinyl: I thought FLUTTERSHY was the one with the equipment. Unless Twi’s using that horn of hers...

Fluttershy: OW!

“Good afternoon Fluttershy, how are you doing?” Twilight replied with a matching smile, closing the door behind her as she entered. “I just came by to see how you were doing, you know what I mean.” she added with a slight giggle.

        twow: It’s not like the story’s given us a chance to forget.

“I'm doing great, thank you!” Fluttershy nodded, heading back into the kitchen with Twilight, grabbing the teabag and pulling it out of her cup of tea.

Pinkie: “Why does this tea taste like sweat and sex?”

Fluttershy: “I was a little busy last night.”

“Wearing dresses all the time isn't that bad, I actually kinda like it.” she added with a smile. “I can see why Rarity prefers wearing dresses so much.”

        twow: Does she have a dick too?! (smacked by Rarity)

        Rarity:  I assure you, I do not. Just ask Draklox.

        Draklox:  I plead the fifth. And I drink the fifth. (Takes a drink)

Fallen: Drak, if you touched a single hair on her body...

Draklox:  I’m safe, she didn’t have any hair where I touched her.

Rarity:  And I wasn’t an unwilling participant, either.

Pinkie: (spit take)

Fluttershy: Could we just move on now?

“Glad to hear it.” the purple unicorn nodded and smiled, before opening up one of her saddlebags. “I also came over to ask you if you wanted to try a new spell I worked on.” she added, pulling out a spellbook from the bag.

Fallen: We SAW what happened the first time Twilight created a new spell.

“Oh? What did you find?” Fluttershy asked, glancing over toward Twilight again as she held her teacup between her hooves, lightly sipping from it.

“Well, I experimented a bit with different spells, and ended up merging two of them together.”

        Fluttershy: “Many lives were lost.”

Twilight started, flipping through the pages of the book. “The spell I created will cause a single part of your body to be invisible.”

Pinkie: “And I know for a fact that it works! You can’t see the growth on my back, can you?”

she continued with a slight smile. “So you won't have to wear that dress around all the time.”

The pegasus blushed lightly before smiling back and nodding. “That's just what I need, Twilight. Pinkie invited me to a rave later tonight, and I don't think I want to wear a dress there."

        twow: Well, you COULD...

Vinyl: You do NOT go to a rave in formal clothing and expect to leave with it intact. If you even leave with it ON.

twow: Sounds fun to me.

 she added with a soft giggle, before sipping from her teacup again. “Are you sure it's going to work?”

“Hehe, I tested it on Spike, it should work fine.”

Pinkie: “He’ll NEVER find his tail now!”

Twilight giggled softly, finally stopping at one of the pages in the book.

Fallen: Wait, I thought she MADE the spell. Why is she going through a book?

        twow: Because of the logic.

Pinkie: Aww, but logic isn’t fun!

“It will only take a moment, let me help you out a bit.” she added, her horn glowing a little brighter as her magic aura surrounded Fluttershy's dress now as well, lightly tugging it down and sliding it off the pegasus' lower body; Fluttershy moving her legs as it slipped off of her.

        twow: Kinky. (tackled by Fluttershy)

As her dress came off, Fluttershy set her teacup down on the counter again, before sitting back against the cupboard, spreading her legs to allow access to her member. “Whenever you're ready...” she softly spoke, watching as Twilight's horn started glowing softly, before she felt a tingling in her groin, blushing a bit more and glancing down to see the unicorn's magic aura surrounding her sheath.

Fallen: She came instantly.

"I'll have to fully expose it for the spell to work." Twilight explained, blushing lightly herself as she used her magic to massage her friend's sheath, Fluttershy nodding softly as she continued to lean back against the cupboard, rather enjoying the soft magical massage.

        twow: Ech.

        Fluttershy: I know right! Hey, you know how to massage?

        twow: ...maybe.

In just a few moments, her member peeked out of the sheath and slowly began to harden from all of the teasing; Twilight's magic aura extending to engulf the growing member.

"Th-thank you, Twilight..." Fluttershy spoke, trying to break any feelings of embarrassment between them.

Fallen: You’ve slept with this mare, then slept with four other ponies. Why would you need to feel embarrassed?

Vinyl: I know, right?

Fallen: ...I was being sarcastic.

Vinyl: You were?

twow: (facepalm)

“You're a real lifesaver sometimes...” she added while her body relaxed slightly from the soft pleasure of Twilight's magic; her member stiffening more and more against the magic aura.

"Any time, Fluttershy." Twilight smiled, nodding as she continued to work her magic on the pegasus' member.

        twow: Oh mai.

 "I'm sure you don't want it invisible for the rest of the week though, so just come see me afterwards, and I'll remove the spell." she added, glancing down at Fluttershy's cock again, seeing it was nearly fully erect already.

Pinkie: “Or, you know, I could just NOT cast this. I could just... look at it...”

twow: “It’s so beautiful.”

Fluttershy: O_O

"Yeah, I still want to use it before Saturday." Fluttershy poked her tongue out a bit, glancing down a bit as she felt her member become fully stiff, throbbing lightly against Twilight's magic, while her wings stood up against the cupboard, twitching lightly from her arousal. "So...it will be completely invisible?"

Pinkie: “Yes, but only to dolphins.”

Fluttershy: She’d better stay away from the ocean.

"Yes, precisely." Twilight nodded again, her horn glowing a little more brightly as she began the spell, her magic aura still encasing Fluttershy's entire member and balls, glowing brighter as well for a few moments, quickly causing the two parts to become invisible, leaving her crotch looking like a normal mare's.

Fallen: With 20% less yeast infection.

twow: :D

Fluttershy blinked a bit in surprise as she watched her endowment disappear from sight; Twilight's magic aura fading from it once she spell was complete. "Wow, it really is invisible..." she thought out loud, reaching down and pressing her hoof to it, feeling that it was indeed still there, but not at all visible. "That's amazing, Twilight!"

        twow: “Oh, it’s nothing. I disguise my cock ALL the time!”

"Well, I don't have a cutie mark for Magic for nothing, you know!" the unicorn replied with a boastful grin,

Fallen: You know, because Twilight LOVES to brag.

Fluttershy: Now the OOC is here.

closing her spellbook with her magic. "It will last for at least twelve hours, but you can come see me to get it removed whenever you want."

"Okay, thank you Twilight."

Vinyl: “Now I can suck on it without anypony noticing!”

twow: That was a pleasant picture.

Fluttershy: I bet...

Fluttershy smiled, getting up to her feet again before hugging Twilight gently, nuzzling her cheek appreciatively. “You're the best friend a mare could have!”

Fallen: “Why, I NEVER! After all the times we’ve been to the spa together...”

Rarity:  That was a horrible impersonation of me.

Fallen: It wasn’t trying to be a good one.

“Likewise, Fluttershy.” Twilight smiled warmly as she returned the hug, blushing lightly to the nuzzling, as well as the feeling of Fluttershy's stiff member pressing lightly against her belly. “I'm happy to help you any time you need me.”

        twow: “And not just for the magic.”

Sighing contently, the futa pegasus stood up again, her wings slowly folding against her back once more as her arousal decreased. “Did you want some tea, Twilight? I could make some for you.”

Vinyl: “You know, if you don’t mind that I dipped my balls in it.”

she asked, picking up her teacup again and sipping lightly from it.

“No thank you, I just had some with lunch.” Twilight shook her head, standing up as well, levitating the spellbook back into her saddlebag. “Do you need anything else from me while I'm here, though?”

Fallen: “Or should I just leave you hanging like the enormous cocktease I am?”

Pinkie: PRIMEY!

        Draklox:  Blue balls are a real thing, and they hurt like fuck.

“Nope, I'm fine. Just getting ready to settle down for a quiet afternoon.” Fluttershy replied with a cute smile, sipping the rest of her tea before setting the cup down on the counter again. “I'll see you later then, Twilight?”

        twow: Later, midnight, same thing.

“Mmhm, Seeya, Fluttershy.” Twilight smiled back, before turning and heading towards the door again. “Oh, one more thing, just thought I'd warn you-” she started, turning her head back towards Fluttershy. “Unicorn magic might interfere with the spell, but as long as magic doesn't touch...down there, you should be fine.”

Vinyl: (scrunches up nose) Oh WOW. That line just REEKS of plot point!

she added, before opening the front door. “See ya in a while!”

“Thanks for the warning, Twilight.” The pegasus replied with a nod, glancing down at her invisible member again, which had completely softened by now. “Ah, it will be fine...not very often unicorns use their magic on me in the first place.” she thought with a smile.

Pinkie: “Unless I WANT them to...”

twow: OH MAI. (smacked by Fluttershy)

After putting her teacup in the sink, Fluttershy returned to the living room, and curled up on the couch, sighing happily as she closed her eyes. “Just a quick nap...I'll definitely need the energy for tonight.”

        twow: I bet.

 she thought with a soft giggle, gently resting her head against the cushion. Seemingly only a few minutes passed before her eyes opened again; the sound of banging coming from her front door once more.

Fallen: And for once it WASN’T her. (smacked by Fluttershy)

“Mmnh...?” she groaned softly as she awoke suddenly, blinking her eyes open and glancing over in the direction of the door, before over at the clock, seeing that she had slept nearly five hours.

        twow: That’ll be on the test.

“Oh my...I guess I was more tired than I thought.” she thought, slowly getting up off of the couch and walking over to the door, gently opening it to reveal none other than the pink party pony herself.

        Fluttershy: Was that just all-

        twow: (faceceilings)

        Fluttershy: Yeah, it was.

“Heya Fluttershy! We need to go and help set up for the big party!” Pinkie exclaimed, hopping up and down a bit with excitement.

Fallen: Was what this party even for again? If you’re hiring a DJ, it must be important.

Pinkie: It doesn’t have to be!

“Oh...right.” Fluttershy smiled softly and nodded, stepping out and closing the door behind her. “Lead the way, Pinkie.” she added, stepping up beside her pink friend.

        twow: “And I will follow.”

“It's not too far, c'mon!” Pinkie replied, giggling excitedly as she started hopping down the dirt path, Fluttershy following behind her, smiling softly to herself, somewhat glad that she no longer had to wear the dress outside of her home.

Fallen: She felt pretty, oh so pretty.

twow: How about you never do that again.

Fallen: Aww, am I making you jealous?

As the two walked, Pinkie couldn't help but chatter endlessly about the rave and how awesome it was, until they finally reached the building on the far east side of Ponyville.

As she walked inside with Pinkie, Fluttershy glanced around the place, seeing a bar at one end of the main dance floor, and a stage at the other. There were a few ponies working around the place, mostly setting up electronics and cables and such. Pinkie led her pegasus friend behind the stage and up to a door with a pair of 8th notes on it, knocking on it a few times.

Vinyl: Come ON! If I wanted people to come in, the door would be open! The closed door means I’m with somepony! You should know that by now, Pinkie!

Fallen: ...with somepony in what way?

Vinyl: That’s usually their choice. I’m not picky.

Draklox:  You make it too easy Vinyl.

Vinyl: You say that as if I didn’t mean exactly what I was implying.

Draklox:  We should go for a drink sometime.

Vinyl: I might have to take you up on that.

Draklox:  How about after the riff? I got some good alcohol back at my place.

Vinyl: Sure, why not? Just don’t be disappointed if the night doesn’t end in sex. Again, I don’t do humans.

Draklox:  Did i say anything about sex? I’m not into mares myself.

Vinyl: Please. You’ve been all over Rarity this whole time.

Draklox:  All will be explained soon enough.

“Yeah?” answered a white unicorn as the door opened via her magic; lightly brushing a hoof across her forehead to push her striped blue hair out of the way of her purple shades. “Oh, hey Pinkie. You brought your friend, I see.” she added with a grin. “Name's scratch. Vinyl Scratch. Nice to meet'cha.”

        twow: “Now let’s bang.” (smacked by Fluttershy)

Fluttershy smiled shyly in return, lightly extending her hoof out toward the unicorn. “I'm Fluttershy...nice to meet you Vinyl.”

“Heh, yep. Glad you could come, we need a pegasus to help hang some of the higher-up equipment.” Vinyl added, lightly shaking Fluttershy's hoof. “Think you're up to the task?”

        Fluttershy: Um...maybe?

        twow: That’s the spirit!

“Oh, of course. I'll help with whatever you need.” The pegasus answered with a smile and a nod, flapping her wings lightly.

“Well good, let's get to work then.” Vinyl nodded in reply, before exiting her room and leading the two others toward the stage. It was pretty bare at first, only having a few speakers and amplifiers here and there, but with Fluttershy's assistance, they managed to quickly set up all of Vinyl's equipment, almost completely transforming the once plain stage.

Fallen: They had Soundwave at the turntables and everything.

twow: Fancy.

By the time they were finished, the stage was covered with lots of amplifiers and speakers of all sizes and shapes, as well as tons of lighting fixtures all over the ceiling and upper parts of the stage. Right between two large towers of speakers was a table set up with all sorts of DJ equipment, from turntables to equalizers and the usual fare.

Vinyl: ...seriously? Is that all the tech this guy could name?

Fluttershy: Not everyone is a master tech like you Vinyl.

“Thanks for the help, you two.” Vinyl grinned toward Pinkie and Fluttershy, walking over to her equipment, flipping a few of the switches and buttons with her magic. “First show with the new equipment, it's gonna be radical!”

Pinkie: Well, I think we’ve gone long enough for now. Break time!

Fallen: Good, because I needed a good, long word with you about your little plan.

Vinyl: I was promised sex in the story. Where the hell?

Draklox:  (From TV) How are the love birds holding up?

Fallen: Shut up, both of you. Pinkie, I thought the movie thing was supposed to be foolproof.

Pinkie: It WAS! I don’t get how they haven’t figured it out yet!

        twow: The movie thing? The hell you talking about?

Draklox:  We tried this Pinkie’s way, and Rarity, we tried this your way. Do it, Fallen. I’m too drunk for this shit.

Rarity:  Wait, Just give it till next break. If it still hasn’t worked, then we can do it your way.

Draklox:  Ok, but you owe me.

Fallen: Wait, Rarity’s way?

Rarity:  All will be revealed when the time is right.

Fallen: No, you know what? Fuck your way, and fuck Pinkie’s way. Drak’s right, they’re too dense to see it unless someone spells it out for them.

Draklox:  Looks like you’ve been overruled, Rare.

Rarity:  Fine, you are a lousy actor anyway. Go ahead, Fallen.

Draklox:  Whatever, I’m still holding you to your promise.

Rarity:  I gave my word, and I will abide by it. But my plan would have worked if you had played your role better.

Draklox:  Women are all the same, pony or human. (Curbstomped by all the mares within five miles)

Fallen: Yeah, you earned that. twow, Fluttershy... Pinkie and I noticed that you two were warming up to each other. Like, a lot. The Princess Bride was supposed to be the love-bludgeon that made you two stop being idiots and acknowledge that you were developing feelings for each other, but CLEARLY it didn’t work.

Pinkie: Hey, I tried! Do you think we could try a different movie and see if it-

Fallen: Pinkie, I just flat-out said what the point was. We’re done with the movies.

Rarity:  And if Draklox wasn’t a complete pervert, we were trying to show you the benefits of an open relationship in the hopes that it would get you two to finally come to terms with your feelings for each other.

twow: Okay, what the HELL are you talking about?!

Fluttershy: Probably this. (kisses twow)

Vinyl: ...

Fallen: Of all the people I’d never expect to make the first move...

Fluttershy: Oh, I’d known for a while now. I was hoping that twow would catch on.

Draklox:  I may be a drunken pervert, but seeing this warms my heart a bit. I’m happy for you two.

twow: (blushing) Damn Fluttershy. Sorry it took so long for me to figure it out.

Draklox:  Now kiss her, moron!

(twow blushes again and pulls Fluttershy to him for a kiss)

Pinkie: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Vinyl: Blech.

        Draklox:  Ya know what? I’m sorry I screwed up your plan, Rarity.

Rarity:  I accept your apology. I know it wasn’t intentional. You wanted to see them get together as much as anyone.

(Draklox and Rarity hug)

Fallen: Oh my GOD. Can we ease up on the interspecies sexual tension for AT LEAST long enough to get through the rest of the chapter?

Pinkie: Primey, you’re ruining the moment!

Draklox:  You’re just jealous Fallen.

Fallen: I’m the only one here who DIDN’T go into this single, so fuck you.

Draklox:  You still think me and Rarity are a thing. (Laughs hysterically)

Rarity:  (Laughing) Oh my no. Me and Draklox may be friends, but we will never be intimate.

Fallen: What about my last statement implied that I still thought that?

Draklox:  The fact that you thought I was single.

twow: Are you guys still fighting?

Fallen: There’s no bullet in his brain, so obviously this isn’t over.

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

“Glad to help you out.” Fluttershy replied with a soft smile, before she felt Pinkie tap her shoulder, turning her head toward her friend. “Hm?”

“C'mon, last thing to do is set up all the food!”

Fallen: “If I go in there alone, it’s not all coming out with me!”

Pinkie: PRIMEY!

Pinkie excitedly said with a wide smile, before hopping off toward the kitchen, Fluttershy following behind her. Passing through the double-door to the kitchen, Fluttershy's eyes widened at the sheer amount of food gathered all around the kitchen.

        twow: And then she ate it all.

        Fluttershy: Are you calling me fat?

        twow: Oh, FUCK no.

 Various sweets such as cookies and cupcakes, to cocktail wieners (soy of course) and tiny vegetable-filled sandwiches.

“Wow...that's a lot of food.” the timid pegasus thought out loud, Pinkie giggling a bit and nodding.

        twow: “That’s a lot of fish!”

“Well yeah, we've got a lot of ponies to feed! Now help me roll it all out to the tables out there.”

        twow: ♫Rollin! Rollin! Rollin on the riv- (smacked by Fallen)

Fallen: We’ve talked about this. More than once.

Pinkie added, piling a few trays on a rolling tray table, before pushing it over toward Fluttershy, who nodded lightly and grabbed the tray table, rolling it out of the kitchen and over toward the area just before the dance floor, where all the tables were.

        twow: All of that will be on the test

        Draklox:  It won’t be multiple choice.

Fallen: So many tests...

Draklox:  As long as there’s no pregnancy test everything is fine.

About five or six trips later,

Vinyl: That’s a lot of drugs.

twow: Geez...

Draklox:  Interesting fact, you cannot use LSD on consecutive days.

Vinyl: (standing up dramatically) Challenge acc-

Fallen: NO.

she and Pinkie had moved most of the food out to the tables, leaving some in the kitchen for refills if needed. There were six tables covered with food, but Fluttershy noticed that there weren't any drinks out. “Um, Pinkie...do we have any drinks?”

        Fluttershy: “I’m partial for a margarita myself.”

        twow: Huh. The more you know...

Fallen: I thought you told me you didn’t like the taste of alcohol.

Fluttershy: It was a JOKE, Fallen.

“Uh huh! They're on the house!” Pinkie replied, pointing over toward a mini-bar opposite the food tables, lots of various bottles of alcoholic drinks covering the refrigerated shelves behind the bar. “They have really good stuff here, ya know?”

        twow: “I found this white powder in the back!” (smacked by Fluttershy)

        Rarity:  It’s probably Anthrax.

“Oh, I see...” Fluttershy nodded softly, glancing over at the various jugs and bottles along the shelf. She had never really drank much alcohol, preferring lighter drinks like tea or juice. “I guess one or two couldn't hurt.”

Vinyl: Famous last words.

Pinkie: Even more famous than “Hey, guys! Watch this!”

Draklox:  Or “I’m not too drunk to drive home.” (Grimaces)

Fallen: (smirks) Stories from Drak’s real life.

Draklox:  Fuck you, Fallen. That’s how I got my first DUI.

Fallen: Don’t fuck me NOW. There’s people!

she thought, before turning her head to look toward the entrance, seeing lots of people outside through the window. There was only half an hour left before opening time, and just about everything in the building was set up and ready to go for the night.

        twow: Lets-a go!

        Fluttershy: Um...never mind.

As Pinkie hopped back toward the kitchen, Fluttershy headed back to the dance floor, seeing Vinyl playing with her equipment, testing various things on it, though no sound came from the speakers; instead going to a pair of headphones on the unicorn's head.

Fallen: Which were turned up so loud that it was still clearly audible to everyone in the room.

Vinyl: And that’s a problem because...?

twow: There’s no problem at all.

Finding a chair on the side of the room, Fluttershy took a seat to relax, listening to the bustling of the other ponies around her as they finished up preparation. Her ears perked up though as she heard the front doors open, glancing over toward them as the ponies lined up outside began to enter the building.

        Fluttershy: “It’s party time!”

twow: ♫Working all day, now it’s time to unwind...♫

Fallen: I swear to GOD, twow...

After everyone outside had entered, the doors closed and the lights dimmed, while at the same time, the lights on the stage gradually brightened around Vinyl, who was leaning on the table, grinning out at the crowd on the dance floor.

        twow: Oh I really wanna sing this...

        Fluttershy: Go ahead.

Fallen: Are you a girlfriend or an enabler?

Fluttershy: It’s not THAT bad Fallen.

twow: Ouch.

“Let's get this rave started!” she shouted, smirking wide as she flipped a switch on the control board, before turning a dial as far to the right as it would go; the speakers and amplifiers all around her unleashing incredibly loud music immediately, filling the room with the nearly ear-shattering electronic music.

Vinyl: Buck. Yes.

twow: Drop the bass!

Of course, the sudden loud noise scared Fluttershy half to death, causing her to dart under the nearest table, holding her hooves to her ears and shivering slightly.

        Fluttershy: Yeah, I’d probably do that.

        twow: (lightly squeezes her)

Vinyl: Want me to test that theory?

Pinkie: Can we not? I’m trying to read!

twow: There’s a slight possibility that I might stab you if you do. Slight.

Draklox:  I’d pay to see that!

Peeking out from under the tablecloth, she saw most of the ponies dancing around on the stage, while Vinyl's head bobbed with the music; her horn glowing and playing with various controls on her equipment.

        twow: So, how complicated is it?

Vinyl: Let me put it this way... you don’t have enough fingers on both hands to make that shit work right.

“Oww...that was loud...” she thought, slowly removing her hooves from her ears as they became more accustomed to the loud noise; glancing around to make sure nobody was looking, before stepping out from under the table again.

        Fluttershy: And then I left.

        twow: I wish.

She didn't really recognize many of the ponies on the dance floor, and wasn't really feeling comfortable dancing yet,

Vinyl: Screw dancing! I just wanna see some heads banging and some hooves pumping!

so she decided to head over to the bar first, to get something to drink.

Stepping up to the bar, the bartender glanced towards her, grinning lightly. “What'll it be, miss?” he spoke, setting a glass down on the bar.

        twow: “Everything.”

        Fluttershy: I don’t want to know what I’d be like drunk...

“Um...” Fluttershy started, putting a hoof to her lip and glancing at the various bottles. She didn't really know any brands of alcohol; what she had drank before was usually whatever Pinkie happened to be serving at her parties. “I'll just have...anything is fine.” she meekly said, blushing lightly.

Fallen: She was given the strongest drink there.

Draklox:  Everclear Straight.

Pinkie: I’ve never seen Fluttershy drink. I wonder what she’s like drunk...?

twow: Part of me really wants to find out.

“Eh, whatever.” The bartender shrugged, grabbing one of the bottles seemingly at random and pouring it into the glass until it nearly reached the rim. “Enjoy, miss.”

“Thank you...” she spoke quietly, smiling as she pulled the glass over towards herself and gently pressed her lips against the rim, sipping the alcoholic beverage slowly.

        twow: She instantly came.

Fallen: We’re gonna be using that a lot, aren’t we.

 She blinked a bit as it flowed over her tongue, having a sweet, yet slightly bitter taste; the combination of the two being surprisingly well-tasting. “Mm, not as good as Pinkie's drinks, but decent I guess.” she thought.

        twow: You make drinks Pinkie?

Pinkie: According to the story, I do! Really, though, that’s more Berry Punch’s job.

Draklox:  I still want to know when I get to meet her!

Fallen: Dude, I haven’t even met her.

As the night went on, Fluttershy mostly wandered around the place, listening to Vinyl's music and watching the other ponies dancing on the dance floor. After about half an hour of this, Pinkie stumbled into her, giggling excitedly, smiling wide at the pegasus.

“Hehe...c'mon Fluttershy, let's get you dancin'!” she spoke somewhat hazily, clearly having had quite a few drinks already, being the party pony she was.

        twow: Do you dance Flutters?

        Fluttershy: Not normally, but we could try sometime.

Vinyl: I’m sure I could put together a good set for that...

“Uhm, I'm not so sure, Pinkie...I don't really know how to dance very well, and-” she started, although it was useless, as Pinkie was already dragging her onto the dance floor. She blushed slightly in embarrassment, trying to go along with Pinkie's semi-drunken dancing;

        twow: Oh boy. We got a drunk Pinkie Pie. Only good things can happen.

Fallen: Have you ever been drunk, Pinkie?

Pinkie: A few times, I think. I end up waking up in weird places when I do, though, so...

Draklox:  You should riff with me some time. Instead of sitting back and just sending me fics.

Pinkie: Good idea, Starfox!

Draklox:  Now I’m sure you’re doing that on purpose. That wasn’t even close.

 her eyes darting left and right, not seeing anyone really staring at her or her pink friend; too engrossed in their own dancing to notice.

“Woo, yeah, crank it up Vinyl!” Pinkie shouted, although the music was much too loud for the DJ to hear her as she continued to dance wildly next to Fluttershy.

        twow: Realllly wanna sing right here.

        Draklox:  Do it. Fallen’s pain amuses me.

Fallen: The moment we finish, run.

Draklox:  I’m not afraid of you.

 She was swinging her legs around a bit with her drunken dancing, Fluttershy having to avoid her a few times as she nearly smacked the pegasus with her front legs. Unfortunately though, a sudden movement from one of Pinkie's back legs caught Fluttershy off guard; the hoof smacking right against the pegasus' crotch.

        All three males: (jumps) FUCK!

Pinkie: I wonder what that actually feels like...

Vinyl: I think I’m happy not knowing.

Draklox:  Just about like getting bucked in your vaginas.

Fallen: I’m gonna get so killed for this, but... cunt-punting?

Draklox:  I was trying to be a bit classy about it, but basically yes.

Fluttershy's eyes widened in pain from the blow, having never felt pain in such a way before. She bit her lip gently so as not to shout in pain, her eyes tearing up slightly as well as she felt a strong semi-numb pain in her lower regions.

        twow: I would have collapsed on the spot.

        Fluttershy: Awww. (reaches towards twow)

        twow: I’m fine! Don’t touch it!

Pinkie didn't seem to notice, too busy with her dancing like everyone else; the pained pegasus wobbling off the dance floor and towards the nearest door, pushing it open and entering what appeared to be a small living room.

        twow: Wonder if anypony lives in there. (smacked by Fallen)

As the door closed behind her, she groaned somewhat loudly in pain, sitting down and gently rubbing her aching balls, the pain still there but slowly subsiding. “Owww...that really hurts...”

Fallen: To say that’s an understatement would be an insult to understatements.

twow: Impressive.

she thought, wiping tears from her eyes with her other hoof. Glancing forward, she saw a couch in the middle of the room, with a large TV against the wall in front of it, as well as a couple refrigerators in the far corner of the room. Standing up again, she stepped over to the couch and laid down on it, resting her head against the arm rest.

        Fluttershy: How did I recover so fast?

Fallen: Why do you call them armrests if you technically don’t have arms?

Even from inside the room, the music from the dance floor was loud and clear, the heavy bass making things vibrate slightly. Fluttershy sighed softly as she rested on the couch, the pain in her lower body subsiding after a few more minutes, though she continued to lay on the couch, feeling somewhat drunk, despite only having drank two or three glasses.        

        twow: But just drunk enough to be sober.

Vinyl: ...buzzed?

Draklox:  Enough to fail a breathalyzer.

Her eyes slowly opened again as she heard the door creak open, glancing over toward it to see the familiar white-coated DJ approaching. “Yo, you alright?” Vinyl asked as she walked up to the couch, glancing over the sprawled-out pegasus. “I saw you stumble over here, everything okay?”

        twow: “Yeah! I just got kicked in the nu- Never mind!”

“Uhm...yes, I'm fine, thank you...” Fluttershy blushed lightly and smiled as Vinyl sat back on the couch next to her. “Just a little tired from all this partying.” she lied, sitting back up again. She noticed the unicorn's horn glow softly, seeing a puzzled look on Vinyl's face as she seemed to be studying something about Fluttershy.

        Fluttershy: She’s admiring my mane. I hope.

Fallen: In all fairness, that’s a hell of a mane you’ve got there.

“Huh...that's some crazy magic she's got on her.” Vinyl thought, sensing not one but two enchantments on the pegasus. “Oh well, she seems to be fine.” she thought with a mental shrug.

Fallen: Don’t hire her for airport security.

Pinkie: “Oh, her bag’s setting off the alarm? Whatever, I’m sure she’s fine.”

“How ya likin' the party so far?” she asked with a grin towards Fluttershy. “I played a few of my more popular songs to begin with.”

        twow: A Night with Dubstep and Dancing in the Dub.

Vinyl: Please. Those are stupid names.

twow: There’s a reason that’s not what I do for a living.

Vinyl: Other than you’d suck at it?

twow: Fuck off.

“Oh, it's...nice.” The pegasus replied, keeping her soft smile. “I've never been to a rave before though...so I don't really know what's good or not.” she added with a soft giggle.

“Heh, s'alright. You can rest assured I'm one of the best around.” Vinyl nodded, grinning proudly as she placed a hoof on her chest. “I'm taking a short break right now though; lettin' the other guy play. Nice kid, too.”

        twow: “We banged.” (smacked by Vinyl)

“I see...” Fluttershy nodded softly in return, before turning her head toward the door as she heard something large bump into it. A moment later, the door burst open, a highly-intoxicated Pinkie giggling and smiling as she stumbled into the room.

        Fluttershy; That can’t be a good sign.

Pinkie: Why? The party don’t start ‘til I- (smacked by Fallen)

Fallen: I won’t let Vinyl get away with that either. I have to be fair.

Draklox:  Smack her again!

Fallen: ...why?

Draklox:  Cause it’s funny as hell.

Fallen: Look, I don’t know what issues you have with your Pinkie, but...

Draklox:  This one is just as bad.

Vinyl: Wait, what other Pinkies are-

twow: Hey Look! Story!

“There you are, Flutter..shy!” the pink pony slurred, walking over toward the couch, grinning at the two ponies sitting on it. “C'mon, we've still got more partying to do!” she added, moving in front of Fluttershy as her smile suddenly turned to a confused look.

        twow: “Party? What that??”

“Um...Pinkie?” Fluttershy asked, looking just as confused as Pinkie from the look she was getting; watching as the earth pony brought her hoof up and slowly rubbed her forehead again, before looking at her hoof, then back up at Fluttershy.

“Why're you hiding it from everyone, Fluttershy?” she asked quite knowingly, tilting her head to the side a bit. “I mean, I wouldn't hate you for it or anything!”

Fallen: “I mean, I’d hate you for not SHARING, but-”

Pinkie: PRIMEY!

Fluttershy's cheeks blushed quite a bit as she gulped softly. “Uhm...I don't know what you're talking about, Pinkie.” she lied with a nervous smile, her eyes darting back and forth between Pinkie and also Vinyl, who was now staring rather inquisitively at the pegasus, lifting up her purple shades with her magic.

        Fluttershy: I kinda suck at lying.

Fallen: I’ve noticed that you all do.

“My Pinkie Sense never lies!” Pinkie retorted with a grin, running her hoof over her forehead again. “My forehead is slippery and slick, Fluttershy! And when my forehead is all slippery and slick, that means somepony's hiding a dick!”

        twow: Because OKAY.

Vinyl: Is there an actual sense you have for that?

Pinkie: I’ve never needed it, so I don’t know what it would be!

 she continued, pointing her hoof toward Fluttershy's crotch, which still appeared normal due to Twilight's magic.

“Oh?” Vinyl smirked, raising an eyebrow to the pink mare's statement. “Is that what that enchantment on you is? Some extra equipment?” she teased, Fluttershy blushing a deep red by now, her eyes darting between the two other mares again.

        Fluttershy: “Yeah. The extra turntable is in the corner.”

“Y-Yes...” Fluttershy whispered, rubbing her hooves together nervously as she looked down at her lower body. “It's...a long story, but yes...I didn't want to cause any disruption, so I had Twilight put an invisibility spell on it.”

        twow: “Many ponies were screwed.”

“Invisibility spell, eh?” Vinyl continued with a playful smirk, her horn glowing as she worked to dispel Twilight's magic; one of the few spells she actually remembered. With a small flash, Fluttershy's extra equipment became visible once more, hanging limp between her legs. “Heh, I guess magic school wasn't so useless after all!”

Vinyl: Eh. I don’t use half of what I learned there.

twow: I’m just gonna call plot device and be done with it.

“Oh my...” The pegasus blushed even deeper now that her soft member was in full sight to the other two mares, having slipped out from the gentle rubbing earlier.

“'Oh my' is right! Look at you, Fluttershy!” Pinkie grinned wide at the sight, her mind still very much under the influence of her earlier drinks. “I didn't think it'd be so big!”

        Fluttershy: That’s a statement I don’t want to hear in this context ever again.

Fallen: Eight more chapters.

Fluttershy: (shudders)

twow: (wraps arm around her) Really man?

“She's right. I gotta admit, that's pretty hot.” Vinyl teased with a grin, leaning in closer to the blushing pegasus and lightly pressing against her side. “Dunno why you'd wanna hide that...I'd think that most of the mares around here would love playing with it!”

Pinkie: Is she wrong, though? Most of them already have!

twow: Makes you wonder why she STILL wants to hide it.

Opening her eyes again to the unicorn's words, Fluttershy glanced back at her, though still blushing as she pressed in closer. “I g-guess...but wouldn't they think I'm a freak or something? A mare with a penis isn't exactly normal...and I don't want my good image damaged, either...”

        Fluttershy: But, ponies already know about it!

“Then it'll be our little secret!” Pinkie giggled, smirking as she hopped up onto the couch as well, pressing against Fluttershy's other side. “Well...not really much of a secret considering this is the fifth chapter of the story, but still!”

Fallen: ...I want to say that’s story Pinkie breaking the fourth wall, but it could just as easily be this Pinkie injecting herself into the story.

Pinkie: No, that would be cheating!

twow: Nopony has to know.

she added, getting a confused look from Vinyl, but the unicorn just figured it was “Pinkie being Pinkie”, grinning and shaking her head slightly.

“You've certainly got me curious, Flutters.” The DJ spoke with a playful smirk, placing her hoof on Fluttershy's chest as she leaned in a little closer. “Whaddaya say we have a little fun, hm? I just gotta know how a magical cock feels.” she continued, giggling lightly to how silly it sounded.

        twow: Well, this escalated quickly.

Vinyl: Hey, at least it’s escalating.

Fallen: ...you’re ENJOYING this?

Vinyl: Sex is sex. I can still like this.

Draklox:  Sex is like pizza: when it’s good, it’s incredible; when its bad, it’s still pretty good.

“Ooh, yeah, that sounds like a great idea! Besides, the readers want us to do it anyways, so why not?” Pinkie added with a grin, placing her hoof over Fluttershy's chest as well, her head swaying a bit from her intoxication as she leaned in a little closer as well.

        Fluttershy: (leans closer to twow)

        twow: The hell are you doing?

        Fluttershy: What do you think? (kisses him)

        twow: Right. Sorry, still trying to process this day.

The nervous pegasus gulped softly as the other two mares leaned in closer to her, glancing back and forth between both of their lustful gazes, sighing quietly. “Well...I guess I could use a little stress relief.” she thought, before nodding softly to Pinkie and Vinyl with a small smile. “W-Whenever you're ready, I guess...”

        Fluttershy: Can we break before we get into this?

Fallen: Meh. Sure.

Fallen: Wow. That one actually took a while to get to.

Draklox:  We lost Rarity a while back. I gave her the wrong bottle of wine.

Fallen: Good fuckin’ job, bro.

Vinyl: You’re too white to say “bro.”

Fallen: Why would whiteness even MATTER to you?

Draklox:  She’ll be fine, she just needs a short nap. It was my special mix of moonshine and merlot.

Fallen: So... not even remotely wine?

Draklox:  More like wine with an extra kick. How was I supposed to know she was a lightweight?

Fallen: ...MOONSHINE.

Draklox:  I can drink the whole bottle and be fine.

Fallen: You’re a professional drunk.

Draklox:  Good point. Anyway, after her nap, she’ll be fine.

twow: So, this chapter was long as hell.

Pinkie: Not really “was.” It’s still going!

twow: Why did you remind me?

Fluttershy: For some reason, it’s not bothering me as much. At least, not as much as the last chapter.

Fallen: Probably because Vinyl and Pinkie aren’t being massive creepers about it.

Draklox:  I can only pick up the slack so much!

twow: I mean, that sorta makes a little sense.

Fluttershy: So, not really?

twow: None at all. And for once, you and I aren’t the stars of this show.

Draklox:  Only because I like Fluttershy am I going so easy on yall.

Fallen: I have to focus my energies on reining in DJ Dumbass.

Vinyl: Oh, that’s not even the first time you’ve called me that. Grow some originality.

Rarity:  (From background groans and snores loudly)

Draklox:  See, she’s still alive. Now back to the riff!

Fallen: Do we have to?

Vinyl: Do you not want to? The sex is starting!

Fallen: I will never understand why I put up with you.

Draklox:  You know you love all of us!

Fallen: You should take up comedy. You’re good at it.

Pinkie: Alright, we’re all set here! Start ‘er up, Ex-Lax!

Draklox:  One of these days balloon butt, one of these days.

Fluttershy: twow?

twow: Hmm? What’s up?

Fluttershy: Just... just hold me.

twow: (wraps arms around Fluttershy)

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

“Mm, let's get it on then, you sexy thang!” Pinkie blurted out with a smirk, suddenly moving her head forward and mashing her lips against Fluttershy's in a sloppy kiss, causing the pegasus' eyes to widen in surprise.

        twow: “Oh hell! Lips!”

 Vinyl grimaced a bit to the sight, before leaning her head in as well, gently nuzzling Fluttershy's neck and giving her gentle love bites while her hoof wandered down the futa pony's body, slowly stroking over her smooth coat until it reached her soft member.

        Fluttershy: And we all know it’s not gonna stay like that.

Fallen: Call it pattern recognition.

Fluttershy groaned softly into the drunken kiss with Pinkie, closing her eyes slowly as she tried to relax, feeling Vinyl's soft hoof stroking over her member, sending tingles of pleasure through it as it slowly stiffened. The unicorn's love bites to her neck only served to arouse her further; her wings slowly spreading and twitching lightly against the couch behind her.

Vinyl: Ooh, somepony likes to be bitten...

twow: OM NOM.

“Mm, that's it...get nice and hard for me...” Vinyl thought as she continued to lightly slurp and nibble at Fluttershy's neck, stroking her hoof up and down the magical member as it grew and stood up in arousal; her own sex moistening up nicely as her own arousal grew.

        Fluttershy: Is that gonna be on the test?

        twow: That’s the bonus question.

        Draklox:  It will be in essay form.

Vinyl: Sounds like an awesome bonus.

Fallen: Seriously, how are you so into this!?

Vinyl: Do I LOOK like somepony who’s picky about who she lets sleep with her?

        twow: Humans. Nuff said.

Vinyl: Other species. WAY different.

In just a few moments, the futa pegasus' pride had fully stiffened, throbbing lightly against the soft hoof stroking it while she continued to kiss Pinkie for a little longer, before the pink mare slowly pulled back with a grin, glancing down at Fluttershy's fully-aroused member.

“Oooh...you're almost as big as Mr.Cake!”

Pinkie: (horrified) How would I know that!?

twow: What the fuck?!

she giggled softly, licking her lips as she moved her hoof down to teasingly stroke the twitching shaft with Vinyl; Fluttershy panting and moaning quietly from the gentle pleasure of their hooves, a couple drops of her warm precum escaping and smearing onto the two other mares' hooves.

“Leaking already, huh? Never would have thought a shy pony could be so horny.”

Fallen: If you never had that assumption, you wouldn’t fit in with most of the clop crowd.

Vinyl teased with a sultry tone, smirking as she leaned down further until the pegasus' member was in front of her face, sticking her tongue out and slurping up the warm precum, while her hoof continued to stroke up and down the length with Pinkie's.

        twow: ♫Double hoofjob all the way across the length...♫ (smacked by Fallen)

Fallen: If you sing this much when sober, NEVER DRINK.

Draklox:  twow, your welcome at my place anytime.

“Ahh, y-yes...your hooves feel so nice...” Fluttershy moaned, leaning her head back against the couch as she enjoyed the two mares' work on her member, feeling Vinyl's tongue stroking around the tip a few more times, before the DJ's lips pressed to the tip and slowly took the first few inches into her mouth.

Vinyl: I’m having a hard time trying to imagine what a magically-granted penis would taste like.

Fallen: Why are you even trying!?

twow: And no. I will NOT attempt that on ANYpony.

“Hehe...save some for me!” Pinkie said with a grin as she watched Vinyl suckle on Fluttershy's member, leaning down with her and dragging her tongue along the base of the twitching futa cock, also managing to slurp over the two balls hanging below a few times.

Fluttershy: Should I be flattered because they both want me, or disgusted because of the same?

        twow: Yes.

Their combined oral work only rewarded Vinyl with more of Fluttershy's delicious precum, being lapped up as quickly as it was flowing while the DJ lightly bobbed her head up and down, keeping her lips pursed tightly around the pegasus' shaft.

        twow: Kinky? (smacked by Fluttershy)

Vinyl: You didn’t do it right. (clears throat) Kin-kaaaaaay. (smacked harder)

“Mmmnh...s-so...wonderful...” Fluttershy panted, blushing deeply from the two mares' treatment, instinctively placing her hooves gently on their heads, while her wings continued to twitch lightly against the couch. Already she could feel the familiar pressure building up in her loins, her orgasm approaching rather quickly due to the alcohol in her system.

        twow: Huh. Didn’t know alcohol does that to you.

As Vinyl gradually took the pegasus' member deeper into her mouth, she also accelerated her head bobbing, letting her tongue drag along the underside of the shaft, catching any precum that flowed out.

        Fluttershy: Am I waterfalling again?

        twow: (snickers)

        Fluttershy: What?

        twow: Oh, nothing...

 Feeling it throb harder in her mouth, she grinned lightly, knowing Fluttershy's orgasm wasn't too far off; her horn glowing softly as her magic aura surrounded the pegasus' balls and began to fondle and massage them, only adding even more pleasure for the futa pegasus.

        twow: Flutters, I can’t feel my arms. Can I let you g-

        Fluttershy: NO.

Fallen: Atta girl! Don’t let up even in the face of cut-off circulation!

Meanwhile, Pinkie had moved lower, pressing her lips against Fluttershy's moist pink slit, sloppily dragging her tongue over it, lapping up any moisture from it and enjoying the sweet flavor, while one hoof was between her legs, firmly rubbing over her own nethers. “Mmmnh, I forgot how tasty...mmm...you are, Fluttershy!”

Fallen: Wait. “Forgot” implies that the two of you...

Pinkie: NO!!!

Rarity: (Groans in the background of the TV) Uuugh, why does it feel like I tried to drink sand?

Draklox: Looks like she’s awake.

she said between slurps, her tongue slipping inside the moist slit every few licks.

Fluttershy was too lost in pleasure to reply, her eyes closed tightly from the double pleasure of having both parts serviced at the same time; lightly pressing her hooves onto both mares' heads as her hips bucked up lightly against Vinyl's mouth.

        twow: Chipping a tooth in the process.

Fallen: Ouch. You’d have to be LITERALLY hard as a rock to pull that off.

twow: Too bad we can’t test that theory.

Vinyl: Can’t or won’t?

Fallen: ...either.

“Aahh...nnh...I'm...oohh...!” she started, before crying out blissfully as she hit her climax, her hips bucking up further, sliding her throbbing length deeper into Vinyl's mouth, the tip pressing against the back of her mouth.

        Fluttershy: Well, that was a little rude of me.

The sudden thrust took Vinyl by surprise at first, but she quickly pursed her lips tighter around Fluttershy's cock and slurped it firmly, feeling the hot seed gushing into her mouth, only to be quickly swallowed. Pinkie continued as well, dragging her tongue repeatedly over Fluttershy's pink slit as a small stream of her female juices flowed out, giggling excitedly from the sweet taste.

        twow: It tasted like butter.

        Fluttershy: HOW.

        twow: My brain keeps dying on me.

Pinkie: Well, in all fairness, that’s what I imagined it would-

Fallen: I still have no idea why that was ever a thing you gave serious thought.

As the futa pegasus' orgasm slowed to a halt, she felt Vinyl's lips slowly slide up her shaft until they left; the DJ sighing contently as she licked her lips clean of any loose flavor, smirking up at Fluttershy. “Mmmnh, definitely just as tasty as a stallion, that's for sure.” she complimented,

        Fluttershy: That was a COMPLIMENT?

        twow: I guess?

before glancing down at Pinkie, who was still eagerly slurping at Fluttershy's female parts, despite her orgasm having ended. “Heheh...you can stop now, Pinkie.”

“Mmmnh...it's just so tasty!” the pink mare giggled, giving a few more firm licks to her friend's moist slit before pulling her head back up and licking her lips a few times, smiling happily. “We've gotta do this more often, Fluttershy!”

        twow: “I’m gonna spread it on my toast!” (smacked by Pinkie and Fluttershy)

Vinyl: ...actually, next mare I’m with, I just might-

Fallen: OH LOOK A STORY.

“Ahh...th-thank you...” Fluttershy panted in the afterglow of her powerful orgasm, her chest still rising and falling rather quickly as she caught her breath, blushing and smiling softly at the two mares on either side of her. “That was...really wonderful, you two.”

        twow: Ready for round two, guys?

Draklox: (Looking badly beaten) I’d comment on that, but I’m currently being beaten by a severely angry, hungover unicorn. (Glows and is thrown away from the screen)

Fallen: Atta GIRL, Rarity!

twow: (looking at Fluttershy) Have I ever told you how happy I am that you’re a pegasus?

“Glad you approve, Flutters.” Vinyl grinned and nodded, sitting back up again, while her hoof moved back down and began to lightly stroke Fluttershy's member once more. “I'm just gettin' started, though. I still wanna feel this thing inside me.”

        Fluttershy: Ech.

 she added with a playful smirk, before climbing onto the pegasus' lap, getting into a cowgirl position with her moist entrance pressing lightly against the tip of the pegasus' cock.

Vinyl: ...what? No, I’m not aroused right now.

twow: (putting cellphone down) Sorry, I was calling bullshit.

“Oh, my...” Fluttershy mumbled, still recovering from her first orgasm as the unicorn straddled her body so suddenly, trying her best to catch her breath as she stared up at Vinyl's lustful smirk. “W-Whenever you're ready, I guess...” she added, lightly resting her hooves over the two pairs of 8th notes on the unicorn's flanks.

        Fluttershy: Just as long as we can get this over with.

Vinyl: What’s the rush?

Fallen: Oh my god. Vinyl, please just find yourself a nice quiet corner and don’t come back until you get your shit sorted out.

Pinkie: You should be nicer to Scratchie.

Fallen: She’s THIS close to masturbating in front of God and everyone.

Vinyl blushed lightly to the feeling of the hooves on her flanks, but continued to smirk lustily, placing her own hooves on Fluttershy's shoulders as she leaned her head in closer.

        twow: Are you going to hint again?

        Fluttershy: Hint? No. (kisses twow)

 Closing her eyes, she pressed her lips gently to Fluttershy's, while slowly pushing her waist down, letting the pegasus rest a bit before she would get to the real fun. Both mares groaned happily into the kiss as Fluttershy's eager member penetrated Vinyl's moist lower lips and began to push inside, rubbing along the hot inner walls.

        twow: Painting with style.

Vinyl: And so it begins...

Fallen: Pinkie, keep an eye on her.

Not wanting to be left out of the fun, Pinkie grinned deviously and stepped off the couch, positioning herself between Fluttershy's legs and grasping her waist, moving her head in close to the pegasus crotch, going in for another taste of her delicious nectar.

        twow: Now it’s honey?

        Fluttershy; What’s wrong with my body?!

In just a few moments, the lusty pegasus slowly opened her eyes again as she felt Vinyl slowly pull back from the kiss, moaning softly in pleasure once Fluttershy's cock was fully hilted inside her, being gently squeezed by the unicorn's soft, steamy insides.

        twow: (facefloors)

        Fluttershy: Oh, come on!

Fallen: Is she behaving, Pinkie? I refuse to look in her direction.

Pinkie: ...define “behaving.”

Fallen: CORNER, Vinyl! You are just INCORRIGIBLE.

Vinyl: Alright, fine! Killjoys...

Rarity: Well, I think he- OH SWEET PRINCESSES VINYL WHAT ARE YOU DOING (Shuts off screen quickly)

twow: Vinyl, what the FUCK.

Fallen: ...Pinkie, why were you just watching?

Pinkie: Well, she seemed like she was having fun. I didn’t want to interrupt her!

Fallen: NOT EVEN REMOTELY AN ANSWER.

At the same time, she felt Pinkie's tongue gently slurping over her pink slit again, which had moistened up again as her arousal rekindled. “Ooh...y-you feel great...Vinyl...” she quietly complimented, glancing up into the DJ's eyes.

        twow: Kind of like a baseball mitt.

“Mmnh, so do you, sexy...just the right size.” Vinyl replied with a lustful grin, her hooves lightly stroking Fluttershy's shoulders as she twisted her hips ever so slightly, rubbing her soft inner walls gently against Fluttershy's twitching member.

        Fluttershy: Just gonna keep saying “walls” huh?

Fallen: ...I almost made a joke about walls closing in.

 She could already feel droplets of warm precum smearing along her insides, Pinkie's snout bumping and nuzzling against the pegasus' balls as she happily slurped away at the moist slit. “Let's get this party started, shall we?”

Pinkie: I think Scratchie’s got her own little party of one going.

Vinyl: Rub it in, why don’t you...

Fallen: Phrasing!

Keeping her lustful grin, the unicorn grasped Fluttershy's shoulders a little tighter as she pulled herself up, sliding Fluttershy's cock almost all the way out, before pressing firmly back down onto it, letting out a pleased moan.

        twow: Insert comment that’ll get me smacked here.

        Fluttershy: Running out?

        twow: Just want this chapter to end.

“Ooh, yeah...that's the stuff...” she moaned softly, slowly repeating the motion, this time getting a quiet moan from Fluttershy; repeating the motion again and again until she was steadily riding the magic futa cock, her white cheeks tinting red from the wonderful pleasure.

Pinkie: As opposed to...?

Fallen: HOW many rapefics have we riffed?

twow: Too many.

Fluttershy: FAR too many.

Rarity: (From speaker) One was too many.

“Aaah...V-Vinyl...!” Fluttershy panted in bliss, her eyes rolling back a bit from the magnificent double pleasure of Vinyl's riding and Pinkie's vigorous licking, her hooves gently squeezing Vinyl's flanks as she rode steadily. “Mmmff, c-can't cum...too quickly!” she thought, already feeling loads of her warm pre oozing out as Vinyl's steamy insides squeezed her cock more firmly.

Fallen: Steam implies temperatures hot enough to boil water. And scald bare flesh. Your dick should have burns when it comes out.

Fluttershy: Owwww.

Pinkie continued her eager slurping meanwhile, lapping up as much of Fluttershy's sweet juices as she could, grinning widely from the delicious taste, while her hoof resumed rubbing between her own legs; thoughts of riding the sizable member in front of her flowing through her head.

        twow: Oh mai, Pinkie.

 While she dragged her tongue over Fluttershy's slit, her snout nuzzled against the pegasus' balls, only teasing her with more pleasure and coaxing out more of her sticky precum.

“Mmmnh, oh yeah...so buckin'...good!”

Fallen: ...that was story Vinyl, right?

Pinkie: Duh!

Fallen: Just checking.

Vinyl grunted as she continued to ride Fluttershy steadily, her own warm juices coating the pegasus' member thoroughly as her orgasm built up steadily, only helping her to ride even faster and harder, her crotch smacking against Fluttershy's now as she pushed down more firmly.

        twow: ♫Harder, better, faster, stronger...♫

Fallen: ...actually, I like Daft Punk. I’ll give you that one.

Biting her lip now, Fluttershy panted and groaned in bliss from the pleasure coursing through both of her sexes, squeezing and gently massaging Vinyl's flanks while trying to hold back her orgasm as best as she could, already feeling quite close from the double-pleasure the two mares were providing her. “Mmmnnfff...aaah...yes...yes...!” she moaned, her cheeks blushing a deep red from the overwhelming pleasure.

        twow: I mean...why the hell are you blushing now?!

        Fluttershy: You really don’t want to know.

“Heheh...there we go...not so shy now, are ya?” The lusty DJ teased with a smirk, panting softly in pleasure as she felt her own orgasm approaching rapidly, her warm juices mixing with the copious amounts of Fluttershy's precum oozing into her, while her steamy insides squeezed the futa cock tightly, as if milking Fluttershy's orgasm.

Fallen: ...Fluttershy, I think story Vinyl called you a cow.

Fluttershy: Wha-

twow: (covers Fluttershy’s mouth) Moving on now.

Vinyl wasn't the only one milking the pegasus' orgasm though; Pinkie's tongue had plunged inside Fluttershy's moist slit, slurping at her silky inner walls, eager to taste as much of the delicious essence as she could.

Fallen: I swear, if it’s not Pinkie that’s the pussy worshipper, it’s Rainbow Dash...

Pinkie: PRIMEY!!!

“Sooo...mm...gooood!” she thought with a mental grin, unknowingly teasing Fluttershy's sensitive clit with her upper lip, while her snout continued to rub along the two balls above, only stimulating the lusty pegasus further.

        Fluttershy: So, that’s how it works?

        twow: I’m not having that discussion right now.

It was all too much for Fluttershy; the pressure in her loins becoming too much to bear as she finally let out a cry of bliss, her hips bucking upward against Vinyl while her hooves squeezed the DJ's flanks firmly. “Aahh...y-yes...I'm cumming!!” she moaned, her member throbbing and twitching wildly as it gushed thick shots of her hot cum deep into the unicorn's sex, flooding the steamy canal while feeling it clench tighter around her member.

Fallen: I just had the weirdest mental image of a pregnant Vinyl at her turntables.

The flood of steamy fluids splashing deeply inside her had triggered Vinyl's orgasm as well; biting her lip as she pressed down firmly onto Fluttershy's throbbing length, her own flood of sweet juices gushing out and mixing with the pegasus' cum, oozing out onto Fluttershy's crotch as all the liquid became too much for her insides to hold.

        twow: And then she exploded! (smacked by everyone)

“Nnhh, buck yeah!” she groaned, leaning her head back in bliss with Fluttershy.

“Oooh, that's it!” Pinkie giggled excitedly as a rush of Fluttershy's sweet nectar splashed all over her snout and into her mouth, slurping over Fluttershy's nether lips to get as much as she could, although a lot of it managed to splash onto the couch and Pinkie's chest.

        twow: Better not pull a Twilight and leave it there.

Fallen: Wait, was Fluttershy sitting on Pinkie’s face? While also having Vinyl ride her? How is her skull not crushed?

Fluttershy: Does it really matter?

A bit of the mixture oozing from Vinyl's sex had dripped down onto Pinkie's snout as well, only to be quickly lapped up by her agile tongue.

Still recovering from her powerful orgasm, Fluttershy's chest rose and fell quickly with her heavy breathing, her grip on Vinyl's flanks loosening as well while she leaned back onto the couch, her mid-closed eyes glancing up at the ceiling as she felt her afterglow slowly wash over her.

        twow: She came instantly.

        Fluttershy: Impressive?

 The also exhausted Vinyl gently laid against Fluttershy's body, her hooves lightly stroking along the pegasus' shoulders while she cuddled gently against her.

        twow: I’m jealous.

        Fluttershy: Do you want to cuddle, twow?

        twow: If that’s a promise for later, I’m in.

“Hehe...not bad, Flutters...” she softly whispered into Fluttershy's ear, smirking lightly as she enjoyed her afterglow as well; her soft inner walls slowly loosening around Fluttershy's spent member. “Pretty good for a mare, I gotta say.”

Vinyl: Alright, what’d I miss? The hot part, right?

Rarity: (Turns screen on while avoiding looking at it) Has Vinyl composed herself yet?

Fallen: Looks like it. Uh... twow, I’m running on the assumption that she didn’t clean up after herself, so...

twow: Damn it Vinyl! Clean your shit up!

Vinyl: It’s not shit! That’d be NASTY.

twow: FUCK. YOU.

Vinyl: You’re that willing to cheat on your new girlfriend already?

twow: (twitches)

“Nnh, th-thank you...” Fluttershy replied quietly, glancing down at the DJ with a slight smile, enjoying the gentle embrace with her as she slowly recovered from her own afterglow. “It was really...nice...”

“Mm, and tasty!” Pinkie giggled, licking her lips as she sat up again, smiling up at the two mares above her. “You should totally try makin' some cupcakes with that stuff, Fluttershy! They'd be the tastiest ever!”

        All: EW!

Draklox: (Appears on screen with a bloody nose, black eye, and split lip) What did I miss?

        twow: Holy DAMN Rarity.

        Rarity: He deserved it.

Fallen: Doin’ me proud, Rare.

“You're nuts, Pinkie.” Vinyl giggled, turning her head to the side and glancing down at the pink mare. “And alcohol just seems to make you even more nuts.”

        twow: Also makes her want nuts. (smacked by Pinkie)

 she teased, poking her tongue out a bit as she slowly pulled herself up off of Fluttershy's member, turning back toward the pegasus. “Wish we could play some more, but I've gotta get back on stage.” she explained, hopping off the couch and stretching a bit.

        Fluttershy: And pulled a muscle.

        twow: OW.

“Oh, um...that's fine. I'm kinda tired anyways...” Fluttershy smiled back, sitting up a bit on the couch, sighing happily.

“We definitely need to do this again, though.” Vinyl added with a wink towards Fluttershy as she cleaned herself up with some moist paper towels. “Come to another one of my gigs and I'll show ya some real fun.” she teased with a playful smirk, walking over towards the door after cleaning up.

        twow: “Next time, we’ll use the turntable.”

“Hehe...of course...” Fluttershy answered quietly with a gentle nod toward the unicorn; her gaze turning toward Pinkie though, as the pink mare smirked and climbed up onto Fluttershy. “Uh...Pinkie?”

Pinkie: “Ever heard of a recharge period?”

“Mm, I want a turn, now!” she said, grasping Fluttershy's shoulders just as Vinyl had, while grinding her moist nether lips against Fluttershy's semi-hard member, causing it to slowly stiffen back up again. “It ain't a sexy party until Pinkie gets some!”

        twow: I mean, because this makes sense.

        Fluttershy: Never get drunk, Pinkie. Please.

“Have fun, you two.” Vinyl giggled at the sight as she opened the door and left the room, closing the door tightly behind her; Fluttershy blushing heavily to Pinkie's sudden mounting, gulping a bit.

“Uhm...c-could we do this some other time, Pinkie? I'm awfully tired...” The pegasus protested quietly, despite her now fully stiff member seeming to say otherwise, throbbing lightly against Pinkie's warm slit. “I really would love to play some more but...I don't want to be sore in the morning.”

        twow: “Dick now. Be sore later.”

Vinyl: You’re just classin’ it up, aren’t you?

Fallen: Of all ponies...

Pinkie smirked, giggling lightly and shaking her head. “Nah, I've seen ponies go for way more orgasms than you did!” she replied, suddenly pressing down firmly onto Fluttershy's member, taking the whole length with a single movement. “Ooooh, a little thicker than Mr.Cake, though!”

        twow: (twitches)

        Fluttershy: Something wrong?

        twow: You have no idea.

Groaning half in pleasure and half in annoyance, Fluttershy leaned her head back against the couch again, closing her eyes. “Mmnh...this is gonna be a long night...”

Fallen: Which, mercifully, we don’t have to read further about.

Fluttershy: A blessing.

Draklox: Why do I get the feeling that you’re plotting some silly revenge against me Fallen?

Fallen: I’m perfectly happy with what Rarity exacted as revenge.

Draklox: I know you too well to believe that.

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END CH.5

Goddamn. That took forever. Summer laziness syndrome really sucks.

Fallen: Thank GOD I can get out of here. I’m NOT happy about being stuck on this side of the screen.

twow: Fucking cry about it, why don’t you?

Fluttershy: Stop fighting, you two, and let’s go.

Rarity:  I’m feeling better now. And I don’t think I’ll drink with you ever again.

Fallen: Words of an intelligent being.

Draklox:  I’m not that bad. And it was an accident.

Rarity: I’m sure it was, darling. And I believe you’ve learned your lesson. Well, that’s the end of the chapter. Draklox, if you would be so kind.

Vinyl: Welp. If I’m not needed anymore, then...

(Vinyl blasts the doors again with her bass cannon.)

Draklox: Looks like I don’t need to. Well, I’m out of booze, so I’m out of here. Good luck twow and Fluttershy. If you ever need advice you know where to find me. (Leaves Sugarcube Corner)

Rarity: Alas, I have to go as well. Sweetie Belle wants to have a sleepover, and I must Crusader-proof the boutique. I’ll see all of you some other time. (Shuts off screen)

Fallen: Are you even physically capable of making an exit without shooting that thing off, Vinyl?

Vinyl: With any luck, you won’t be around to find out. Later! (walks out)

twow: I’m never building her another bass cannon AGAIN.

Pinkie: I should go too. Meet you back at Sugarcube Corner, Primey!

Fallen: Don’t wait up for me. I need to have a few words with these two.

Pinkie: Alright then. And good luck with your new relationship, T and Fluttershy! (follows Vinyl through the blasted doorway)

Fallen: Well. You two know what’s coming. A nice, long break with you trapped in this lab together.

twow: It’s only been like that for the last four chapters.

Fallen: It’s different this time, though. And you know why.

twow: You were here? (lightly smacked by Fluttershy) Fine, I’ll be serious. For now.

Fallen: twow... I’m just gonna level with you now. Fluttershy’s one of my closest and dearest friends. We’ve been to hell and back more times than I can count.

twow: Heh. Don’t I know it.

Fallen: She deserves someone just as kind as she is, and I really hope you’re gonna be that for her. I promise you, though, that if you make her regret this, “120 Days of Blueblood” will not match the hell I will put you through.

twow: Don’t I know that as well. But in all fairness, I’ll level with you as well. Am I ready? Maybe. Am I nervous? Hell yeah. But that’s not gonna keep me from treating this pony like the angel she is. And you can take my word for that.

Fallen: I hope I can. I really do. Fluttershy, you take good care of him. Don’t rough him up too much and con me out of a job.

Fluttershy: (smiling) I’ll try my hardest.

Fallen: That’s all I ask of you. I will probably never say this about another relationship like this, but... I really hope you two last. Have fun while Pinkie and I plot out the Zecora chapter. And don’t make Derpy too jealous.

(Fallen departs, leaving twow and Fluttershy alone in the lab.)

twow: That was unusually sentimental for him.

Fluttershy: But it was nice. You can’t deny that.

twow: Oh, of course not. It’s kinda funny though.

Fluttershy: What is?

twow: The fact that Fallen pretty much just said that he’s okay with this.

Fluttershy: What about it?

twow: That shows how much he trusts me. And I’m okay with this.

Fluttershy: And I am as well. Let’s rest before he throws the next chapter at us. (kisses him)

twow: Yeah. We’re gonna need it.

*BUZZ*

twow and Fluttershy: We’ve got break sign!