(Be happy I’m letting you have a guest.)

Oh shut up Fallen.

Either way, we’re back with Chapter 4 of Fluttershy's Week-long Foot-Long. GOD I can’t wait for this to be over.

(It’ll NEVER be over if you don’t PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE.)

And in this chapter, we are actually straying away from the Mane 6 and featuring...Cheerilee?! Oh boy...

(It’s as the author said. If he did all the mane six right away, he’d run out before the week was up.)

I’m fucking FINE with that. Bluh.

(Don’t pretend you’d rather be riffing Blueblood.)

.....I hate you Fallen.

Well, seeing as how I’m stuck with this chapter, let’s go ahead and get started. Here’s Fluttershy’s Week-Long Foot-Long, Chapter 4.

Hopefully this won’t be as painful as the last one.

(It might actually be WORSE. Oh yeah, and... Killer Steel, everybody!)

[Hello! Ready to torture myself!]

(Good man. Don’t get used to riffing Futashy, though. This is a one-time thing until he makes me do the next chapter. Which I’M STILL GONNA KILL YOU FOR, TWOW.)

[Then I’ll leave this as a smoldering wreck of a chapter.]

No regrets Fallen. No regrets.

        twow: Alright. Let’s try this again from the top.

Fallen Prime: (from TV) Please don’t...

twow: Shut the hell up Fallen. It’s not what you think.

Fluttershy: twow’s trying to create ice cream out of hair. Don’t ask because I didn’t understand either.

Fallen: I repeat. PLEASE DON’T. You two up for some more good old-fashioned futa torture?

twow: What do YOU think?

Fallen: Of course you are. Pinkie, let in their guests.

Pinkie Pie: (from TV) Oh, you’re gonna LOVE this one, T!

(The lab doors open to reveal Killer Steel and Cheerilee.)

Killer Steel: (Walks in, looking over a few papers in his hand, not really paying attention to anything around him.)

Cheerilee: Hello, all! I’m going to have to ask why I was requested on such short notice, though...

Fallen: Hey, at least we gave you enough time to find a substitute. Can Twilight actually handle them, by the way?

Cheerilee: Oh, Twilight has no problem with the foals. She’s a bit prone to a few stress attacks, but she’s more than happy to give up tutoring Steel.

Steel: (Mumble mumble... more going over the papers.)

Fallen: Hope she’s ready for a trillion questions about her wings... twow, you should be more excited.

Steel: Excited? Wai- oh shit. (Looks around at the lab.) Goddammit, I knew this was the wrong way to the library!

Cheerilee: You should pay more attention to the road, Steel~.

Steel: Kinda hard to when you give me two tons of homework, Miss Cheerilee... (Goes back to reading, scribbling a few figures.) God, Equestrian arithmetic is hard...

twow: As glad as I am to see you two, I’m sorry that you got dragged into this.

Cheerilee: Oh, it’s no problem, dear. I’m happy to get out of the classroom once in awhile, and I’ve been reading up a bit on this ‘riffing’ thing.

Steel: WAIT, IT’S A RIFF!? (Immediately runs up to the desk and hops into a chair, slamming the stack of papers down on the table.) READY TO ROCK.

Pinkie: THAT’S the spirit!

(The lab door slam shut and lock.)

Cheerilee: Oh my... (Calmly walks up to the table.) Well, I suppose I’ll allow this break... wait, what was that?

Fallen: You not being allowed to leave. Welcome to “Fluttershy’s Week-long Foot-long,” Cheerilee edition!

twow: A story where Fluttershy has a dick and is about to screw you with it.

Fluttershy: I don’t like it at all...  

Cheerilee: As you shouldn’t! This is horrific... i-it’s consensual, isn’t it? Oh my, I haven’t dealt with something like this in years...

Steel: (BOUNCING WITH EXCITEMENT) LEMME AT IT LEMME AT IT LEMME AT IT.

twow: Oh my fucking GOD. Fallen, just let HIM riff the rest of this.

Steel: WAIT! Fallen, I need a flamethrower! I’ll need to cremate the remains. (Grins)

Fallen: ...twow, keep him away from anything flammable. To answer your question, Cheerilee, there IS consent on both sides. Doesn’t stop it from getting real creepy real quick this time around, though.

Cheerilee: O-Oh dear... um... I’m n-not sure this should be my first ‘riff’...

Steel: C’mon, teach! It’s a game! We get to rip into a story, tear it apart, and exercise humor! But most of all, WE GET TO DESTROY A STORY.

Cheerilee: You speak like somepony from the Asylum...

Steel: I get that a lot. NOW LET’S GET STARTED. (Gets his alcohol ready with a big grin.)

Pinkie: YES, SIR!

twow and Fluttershy: Bluh.

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

Steel: GOD, I love doing that!

Cheerilee: Ohhh, here we go...

All characters © Hasbro

Contains: Futashy. (Fluttershy with a dick, if you didn't know.) If you don't want to read about Fluttershy with a dick, close the page now.

Fallen: (from TV) Don’t think I don’t see you trying, Cheerilee. Sit back down.

Cheerilee: Horseapples...

Winner of the little poll I hosted, here's a Cheerilee chapter!

        Cheerilee: Every one of you voters, detention!

        twow: For over two hours.

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“Um...a-are you sure about this?” Fluttershy asked timidly, staring down at Rainbow Dash;

Steel: “Absolutely.”

Cheerilee: “Not in the slightest.”

 who was standing above her as she laid on a rather uncomfortable hardwood floor, in a room she didn't recognize. The rainbow-maned pony said nothing, just leaning down towards Fluttershy's eager erection and starting to slurp the head and first few inches of it gently.

        twow: I thought this was Cheerilee’s chapter.

        Fluttershy: Did we bring in the wrong pony?

        Cheerilee: Must have well I’ll just be going the- (grabbed by Steel)

        Steel: Ah. No. The door’s locked anyway.

 “Nnh...R-Rainbow...” the pegasus softly moaned, blushing heavily from the teasing, feeling the sensitive head being slurped over and over, sending shocks of pleasure through her member.

        Fluttershy: I’m not even fazed by this now.

        twow: (wiping a tear) They grow up so fast...

        Steel: (Pats twow on the shoulder) You taught her well, my friend.

        Cheerilee: Is anypony else worried about two mares having sex right now?

        twow: Not after reading about it for three straight chapters.

        Steel: I’ve got about thirteen whole stories under my belt with Rainbow.

        Cheerilee: I’m sure you mean that in the least literal sense.

Rainbow Dash gradually advanced, taking the throbbing member into her mouth and beginning to suckle on it for a minute or two, before taking it in deeper and bobbing her head up and down. All the wonderful oral work caused the timid yellow pegasus to moan cutely,

        twow: Fluttershy does EVERYTHING cutely. It’s like a curse.

        Fluttershy: (blushes)

        Steel: Sure as hell IS one for you, bud.

        Cheerilee: But curses don’t exist. Or hexes... why am I even commenting on this?

        Steel: You’re just like Twilight, an insatiable curiosity?

        Cheerilee: I suppose so.

her wings spreading along the floor as her member throbbed in Rainbow's mouth.

Steel: Cue systematic decomposition of every chapter thus far.

Cheerilee: I’m sorry, what?

Steel: Fluttershy tries to hide dick. Friend finds dick, does not matter about friend, but it is always one per scene. Friend takes interest in dick, and intercourse is performed. Two orgasms are achieved during this intercourse, followed by ‘happy end’.

twow: Besides the time something gets thrown at us, causing Flutters here to lose her shit.

Cheerilee: ... Steel, you scare me.

Steel: Funny, never had anyone tell me that before.

 It went on for what seemed like forever; the pleasure building up more and more the longer Rainbow kept bobbing her head up and down.

Steel: “I thought you’d be better at this, Rainbow.” (Clocked by a cloud from a nearby vent) ... Wait, there’s a note here. “Shut up, Steel. -RD”

Cheerilee: Does that usually happen?

Steel: More often, and by greater forces, than you’d like to believe.

“Oooh...getting...close!” Fluttershy panted and moaned, closing her eyes as she felt her orgasm coming on,

Steel: It had been a very slow climb. Rainbow really didn’t bring her A game for it.

 only seeming to spur the other pegasus to bob her head even faster, dragging her tongue along the length as well.

        twow: I got nothing.

        Fluttershy: I kinda lost it as well.

        twow: This’ll be fun in later chapters.

Steel: Like a Goddamn DOG. I know what people are gonna be calling Rainbow Dash in this, now.

Cheerilee: Would you like to share with the rest of the class, Steel?

Steel: Not particularly, for fear of my crotch. Rainbow kicks really damn hard.

Just as she was about to climax though, her eyes shot open, and everything around her changed; the room rapidly changing to her bedroom and Rainbow Dash disappearing with it.

        twow: I knew it was a good idea to teach her those ninja lessons.

Cheerilee: Oh, darn it...

Steel: ... Ok, THIS fucked up the entire formula! THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA FALL APART! IT BROKE THE NORM! We had a FANTASY moment! Oh my God, run for the hills!!!

Cheerilee: (Leans away from Steel) Does he normally do this?

twow: You have no idea.

She sat up quickly, seeing that she was in her bed once more, spotting a big tent in the blanket as well. “A dream...?” she thought, relieved and somewhat annoyed at the same time.

Cheerilee: We’d actually call that a ‘lucid dream’, but the actual classification would be rather difficult, considering you could feel everything going on... interesting.

Steel: We aren’t going to Twilight with this, are we?

Cheerilee: Oh, Princess, no. I’m just interested.

Steel: Why have I never talked to you before?

Cheerilee: (Shrug)

Lifting up the blanket revealed her throbbing morning wood, which had made a small stain on the underside of the blanket where it had been holding it up.

        twow: She was missing the fireplace.

        Fluttershy: twow...

        twow: :D

Steel: Seriously, dude. That’d just hurt. And Fluttertree is now a thing... yes, I did just go there. I’m wishing I didn’t.

“This is really strange...” Fluttershy thought as she climbed out of bed, stretching a little bit as she gazed out the window at the rising sun, which was still coming up over the horizon. “Oh well...better get my day started.” she thought, before heading out of her room.

        twow: “Animals to feed, ponies to fuck...”

Cheerilee: “So much to do, so little time.” I share the feeling... it’s surprisingly hard to prepare for classes everyday.

She went about her usual morning routine of feeding herself and her indoor animals, her member softening up by the time she went outside.

        Fluttershy: So, I just walked around with it?

        twow: That seems rather awkward.

Steel: Wasn’t she making a point of HIDING it earlier?

Cheerilee: Honestly, if I came down with this affliction, I wouldn’t leave my house for a second.

twow: I know that I would.

Fluttershy: But...you’re a male.

twow: I know.

Fluttershy: Why are you making no sense?

twow: I blame the power of being nervous as shit and not knowing why.

Fluttershy: (hugs twow)

Steel: And I don’t think anyone would react quite like they do in this story...

 On the way back into her house, she lightly plucked a few flowers from the small garden in front,

Steel: Laughing menacingly as she ENDED THEIR SMALL LIVES. The power was DELICIOUS.

Cheerilee: Stop it.

Fallen: (from TV) Oh, hey. “Cheerilee’s Garden” flashback. Thanks.

twow: Bluh.

 placing them in a plastic vase once she got back inside. It wasn't much of a fancy gift, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Steel: That’s what they WANT you to think! It’s a conspiracy!

Cheerilee: What kind of conspiracy would be based around giving gifts with love and affection behind them?

Steel: The System, man! It’s the Man! Capitalist nonsense that... um...

Cheerilee: You really don’t know where you’re going with this, do you?

Steel: Not a clue.

After dressing in another simple dress; a green one this time;

Steel: The blue one yesterday had entirely obscured her cock.

Cheerilee: Didn’t she want to hide it?

Steel: Not anymore, obviously!

 she lightly picked up the vase between her two front hooves and took to the air, flying in the direction of Twilight's library. One short flight later, she arrived in front of the unicorn's home,

Steel: “I didn’t think I’d leave such a crater...”

Cheerilee: Goodness, you’d think she was Rainbow Dash for a second! (Clocked by a cloud) Oof! Hey, wait... “You too, Miss Cheerilee. -RD”

Steel: Ha!

twow: We better NOT start getting slammed with bricks.

Steel: No worries about that. The Grammar Nazis aren’t out today. Just um... be ready if something does come up.

 setting the vase on the ground beside her before gently knocking three times on the door.

        twow: Four is best.

        Fluttershy: You’re slightly biased on that point.

        twow: NO SHAME.

A few moments later it opened, revealing the familiar purple unicorn once more, though her mane was fraying slightly. “Oh, hey there Fluttershy.” she spoke with a smile, opening the door all the way. “What can I do for you?”

        twow: “Spread em.” (smacked by both mares)

        Cheerilee: Disgusting!

Steel: He’s not wrong! (Smacked by Cheerilee) Ow! I’m honest, though! That’s exactly how this entire story has gone so far!

        Cheerilee: That doesn’t excuse it!

“Oh, nothing much...I just wanted to thank you for studying so much for me.” Fluttershy smiled back, picking up the vase again and holding it out toward Twilight. “You didn't have to spend all your free time trying to find a spell.”

        twow: “I mean, I could always KEEP it.”

        Fluttershy: “It’s bringing me joy!”

Steel: “If I hear you say that again, Fluttershy, I’ll turn myself in and replace Screw Loose. Off it comes!”

Cheerilee: Oh dear...

Steel: Wouldn’t be the first time something like this happened.

Cheerilee: ... I’m never riffing again.

twow: You are my friend now. It’ll happen again.

Twilight giggled softly, picking up the vase with her magic.

Steel: She immediately threw it on the ground, finding that none of the flowers were PURPLE!

Cheerilee: Such an insult!

 “It's nothing, really. I've had bigger study weekends than this!”

Steel: “You should’ve seen Spring Break last year!”

Cheerilee: “Funnest study session ever!”

Steel: “Really shouldn’t’ve gotten into the beer, though...”

 she poked her tongue out playfully. “Thanks for the gift though, that's very thoughtful of you.” she added, bringing the flowers closer to her snout and inhaling the lovely scent emanating from them. “Mm, smells wonderful. Speaking of wonderful, you wanna come inside?

twow: “I do have a wonderful bedroom for us.” (smacked by Fluttershy) That didn’t hurt.

        Fluttershy: It wasn’t supposed to.

Steel: Kinky. (Belted by Cheerilee) OW!

Cheerilee: THAT was supposed to!

Fallen: (from TV) Oh, get a goddamn room, you two.

 Spike's cooking breakfast, if you want some.”

        Fluttershy: “He’s making waffles.”

        twow: Shrek! Nice one!

Steel: Loved that. (Scottish accent) “No, Spike, you can’ live ‘ere! Now git out!”

Cheerilee: What’s a Shrek?

Steel: You have much to learn, young padawan.

“I know it's not much, but I just wanted to thank you.” Fluttershy continued, before nodding. “That sounds nice, Twilight.” she replied, following the unicorn inside; the scent of pancakes filling her nostrils as she neared the kitchen.

        twow: Yup, food’s made in the kitchen.

Steel: Scientific breakthrough of the century.

Cheerilee: The library blew up when Twilight found out.

As the two walked into the kitchen, Spike could be seen cooking the pancakes over a griddle on the stove; Twilight putting the vase under the sink head and filling it up with water before putting it in the windowsill.

Steel: Finding that none of the flowers were yellow, Celestia set the vase on fire.

Cheerilee: Not the flowers? Just the vase?

Steel: I’m not getting into thermodynamics and chemistry right now.

Cheerilee: It’ll be on the test~.

Steel: ... I hate you sometimes.

“Oh, hey there Fluttershy. Nice to see ya again.” Spike happily greeted the pegasus, flipping one of the pancakes over. “Just in time too, you haven't lived until you've had one of Spike's pancakes!” he added with a big grin.

Steel: “Strange. Spike suddenly has the urge to address himself in the third person!”

Cheerilee: Ohhh, I hope that happens to the dialogue. I’ve just been dreading this story so far!

“Mmm, they certainly smell delicious.” Fluttershy replied with a smile, closing her eyes a bit as she inhaled the lovely scent, making her feel a tad hungry despite the fact that she had already eaten.

        twow: Big eater, are we?

        Fluttershy: Well, I try to not show it in public.

Steel: Should come with me and Rainbow to the bar sometime, Fluttershy. We’ll show you a good time!

Cheerilee: All you do is get drunk!

Steel: Exactly! What’s better!?

Cheerilee: (Facehoof)

Spike flipped a finished one onto a plate beside him,

Steel: Adding a backflip. The Trottingham judge gave him a two out of ten.

Cheerilee: Pompadour Trousers is a really tough judge.

Steel: Yes he is.

 which already had a few pancakes on it; Twilight picking up the plate with her magic and replacing it with an empty one before bringing the first plate into the next room over, setting it down on the table.

        twow: ALL of that will be on the test.

        Steel: (Madly scribbles notes)

“C'mon, get 'em while they're still hot.” the unicorn spoke with a smile,

Steel: “Hot like me!” (Telekinetically slapped by Twilight) Ow.

 sitting down in one of the chairs while Fluttershy entered the small dining room, sitting down next to Twilight.

        twow: I know something that’s hot, if ya know what I mean.

        Fluttershy: The stove?

        twow: (facepalm)

Steel: You know, if Fluttershy gets... ‘active’ again... it probably wouldn’t be hard for Twilight to ‘help out’. If y’ know what I mean.

Cheerilee: I do know what you mean. (Punches Steel in the ribs)

“So...have you made any progress in finding a spell?” Fluttershy asked quietly as she watched Twilight levitate a pancake onto her plate as well as her own plate.

Steel: “I’ve found several, but they all remove a lot more than just the cock.”

Cheerilee: Oh dear...

twow: They involve knives.

        Fluttershy: TWOW!

        twow: Sorry.

Steel: Not like Twilight would let something like THIS get away from her, anyway. (Telekinetically floored by Twilight) OW.

“Not really...I've searched pretty much every advanced spell book in here and I haven't found anything that could help.” Twilight shrugged, take a couple bites of her pancake.

“Well, that's okay...take your time, Twilight. To be honest, I'm kind of...enjoying it more.” Fluttershy smiled, blushing lightly.

        Fluttershy: Quite the understatement, that is.

        twow: You’ve screwed three of the elements of harmony already.

Steel: She can FEEL the Plot skullfucking her. She seeks to appease the Gods and answer appropriately.

“That's good to hear!” Twilight giggled, smiling back. “Considering how much you seemed to enjoy it a couple nights ago, I bet you could have a ton of fun with it, before the week is over.”

Steel: There was a time when I thought you were smarter than this, Twilight. Oh, woe is me.

Cheerilee: (Pats Steel on the back while shaking her head as the two sulk)

“I know.” the pegasus nodded with a grin. “I just hope Princess Celestia doesn't find out...she'd probably punish me for real if she caught me disobeying her.”

        twow: Probably by making you fuck HER.

Steel: Kinky. (Slapped by Cheerilee) Stop hitting me!

Cheerilee: Stop making me more uncomfortable than I already am!

“That is true...well, who's going to find out? As long as nopony tells her, you're safe. It's not like she comes down out of Canterlot very often.” Twilight added, licking her lips as she finished her first pancake. “And judging by how good you are with it, I don't think anypony would betray you like that.”

Twilight (far away): I’M NOT THAT BIG A WHORE!!!!!

Steel: ... Did anyone hear anything?

twow: Eh. It was just the sound of rage. No biggie.

Cheerilee: Hm.

“I guess you're right.” Fluttershy giggled softly with a light blush at the complement. After finishing breakfast, the two returned to the main library, which was a mess with books scattered everywhere, for the most part. “Oh, my. You really were working hard, weren't you?”

        twow: Either that or hardly working. AM I RIGHT?!

        Fluttershy: (quietly stares at him)

        twow: Maybe it wasn’t that funny.

Steel: “You should see my bedroom.”

Cheerilee: “The laundry room’s in an even worse state!”

Steel: Now you’re getting it, Miss Cheerilee.

Cheerilee: I try.

“Hehe...maybe a little.” Twilight giggled, blushing lightly. “I tend to get carried away when I study this hard.” she added, picking up a few of the scattered books with her magic, though blinking a bit as she spotted one that she wasn't expecting to see.

        twow: “12 Ways to Enjoy Tentacles.”

        Fluttershy: It was the only copy made.

Cheerilee: Oh my! Tentacles!? That reminds me of a wrong turn into the Everfree about three years ago...

Steel: LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT.

Cheerilee: Why not?

Steel: Because.

“Huh...I thought I returned this to Cheerilee weeks ago.” she thought out loud, taking it out of the pile and looking at the cover, reading “Anatomy II”.

Steel: The next book in the series was “Anatomy V: The After Biologies.”

Cheerilee: Interesting...

Gently grabbing the book from Twilight's magic aura, Fluttershy smiled warmly at the unicorn. “I could return it for you, Twilight. It's the least I could do for all this work you've done.”

        Fluttershy: I didn’t even give her a quickie?

        twow: DAMN Flutters!

        Steel: (Sheds a few tears) I’m so proud...

        Cheerilee: You two are so strange.

“Oh...well thanks, then!” Twilight nodded and smiled. “I need to get working on cleaning up this mess, anyways. See you later, then?” she added, beginning to levitate the various books with her magic again.

Steel: They did a tap dance on their way back to the shelves.

“See you later, Twilight.” Fluttershy replied with a nod, holding the book to her chest as she lightly flapped her wings, heading out of the library and into the warm, sunny weather. It was a little later into the morning now, so most of Ponyville was out and about, forcing the pegasus to fly up high as to not be seen by anypony.

        twow: What about your fucking DRESS.

        Fluttershy: I did forget to wear that. Oops?

Steel: Let’s not forget that she’s not actually hiding it anymore.

Cheerilee: Caught too many times?

Steel: More like ‘pleasantly discovered.’ You do NOT wanna know what this story did to Rarity.

Cheerilee: Oh dear...

Glancing up towards the sky, she took off and ascended toward the clouds, holding the book firmly in her front hooves.

By the time she arrived at the schoolhouse, recess had started, indicated by all the colts and fillies out around the back of the school at the playground area.

        twow: “Miss Fluttershy?”

        Fluttershy: “Yes?”

        twow: “Why do you have what my brother has?”

        Fluttershy: “I forgot to extend an invitation.”

        Steel: “Why don’t you have a seat over there?”

        Cheerilee: I’d have to break some necks if that happened.

        Steel: (Scoots away from Cheerilee)

        Cheerilee: N-Not literally!

        Steel: Still terrifying.

Fluttershy smiled slightly at the happy sight as she landed in front of the school, lightly placing the book on her back and walking inside to the empty classroom, but not seeing Cheerilee at the desk. “Hm? Where did she go? I thought she stayed in here during recess...”

        Fluttershy: There’s nowhere else she could have gone.

Cheerilee: The library, Sugarcube Corner, Embark Fields, the park, home, that little cafe down the street...

twow: Did you forget the fact that it’s RECESS? You can’t just leave your students!

Cheerilee: Well, I was making some examples. I never leave for more than a few minutes! How could I leave all those foals alone for half an hour?

Walking up to the desk, she gently placed the book down on it, but she didn't want to just leave it there without an explanation.

        twow: Just put a sticky note on it.

Cheerilee: You have no idea how messy my desk can be.

twow: Put a LOT of sticky notes on it.

 She glanced out the window and didn't spot the teacher outside, though as she turned back toward the desks her ears perked up; a faint sound of moaning coming from the direction of the bathrooms.

Cheerilee: Oh, Luna in Heaven... this isn’t happening, is it?

Steel: I really am NOT surprised.

Cheerilee: I am! This is NOT how I act!

“Cheerilee...?” she quietly called out as she slowly approached the bathrooms, glancing down the hallway and seeing three doors; one marked “Colts”, one marked “Fillies”, and a third one that was unmarked, which seemed to be the source of the noise.

        Fluttershy: ...the broom closet?

        twow: I guess that seems legit.

Cheerilee: (Crawls under the desk) I can’t read anymore...

Steel: Oh come on! (Pulls Cheerilee back out) It’s just one chapter, then you’re done, alright?

Cheerilee: No!

Steel: (Grumbles) Fine, then I’ll hold you up.

 She slowly approached the third door and noticed that it was cracked open slightly, the soft moans now more audible with her being closer to it. Now realizing what was going on inside her cheeks tinted red once more.

Steel: “The placement of those brooms is simply... WONDERFUL!”

“Oh, my...is she really...in there?” she thought, leaning in closer to the door and peering in through the slight opening, her cheeks flushing a deeper red when she finally spotted the teacher pony. Cheerilee was sitting on the toilet, leaning back against the wall and moaning quietly with her eyes closed, while below, she slowly pushed a bright blue vibrator in and out of her dripping folds, while her other hoof lightly rubbed her clit in circles.

Cheerilee: (Covers her eyes as a blush lights up on her face) Oh my goodness, no!

Steel: Yep. That really did just happen.

Cheerilee: I don’t act like that, honest!

Steel: And I have no trouble believing that. This story just really goes at it for fucking up characters.

Fallen: (from TV) Oh, if she’s losing it now, wait until she and Fluttershy encounter each other.

Cheerilee: Nononononononononononononono...! This isn’t happening this isn’t happening this isn’t happening...

Fallen: Ain’t I a stinker?

Steel: Subscribing to Old News, Fallen?

Fluttershy: (slightly twitches)

twow: (hugs Fluttershy) Come on, we’ve done three of these. This CAN’T be that bad.

Fluttershy felt ashamed for spying on somepony like this,

Steel: Oh come on, story. Don’t lie to us. She’s loving this.

 but at the same time, she couldn't look away.

Steel: See?

Cheerilee: Nothappeningnothappeningnothappening... (hides behind Steel)

 She kept her eyes fixated on the maroon mare, watching as she pleasured herself, her wings spreading out as her own arousal grew. “This is so wrong...but...she's enjoying herself so much...” the pegasus thought, not noticing her member starting to stiffen between her legs as she kept watching.

        twow: I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask it again. HOW do you not notice that?!

Steel: Maybe... she... doesn’t have any nerves in there?

Cheerilee: Make it stop! Why is she doing that in the SCHOOLHOUSE of all places!? This is so wrong!!

“Mmmnh...” Cheerilee moaned quietly, gradually pushing the vibrating toy in and out of her moist snatch faster as her orgasm built up, rubbing and pressing the fleshy love nub harder, only stimulating it even more and boosting her pleasure higher.

        twow: The pleasure has been doubled!

        Fluttershy: I doubt Princess Luna would like this.

Steel: SHE CANNA TAKE MUCH MOOR, CAP’N! And Princess Luna would probably blow the computer up.

 The toy was just about soaked with her warm essence by now, causing it to glisten in the light each time it was pulled out.

Cheerilee: (Just blushes harder) Oh, this is so wrong... can’t believe I’m still reading!

twow: ♫Under the moonlight...♫ (smacked by Cheerilee)

Cheerilee: THIS IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH WITHOUT YOUR SINGING!

Fallen: (from TV) THANK you.

twow: (mock pouts) Fluttershy likes it.

Fluttershy continued to watch, trying to be as silent as possible; her member stiffening further, quickly becoming fully hard, gently throbbing as it stood proudly at its full size.

Steel: The flag flew at half-mast however. Fifty readers died upon reading the last paragraph. A moment of silence for the fallen... (Bows his head)

It was then that she finally took notice of it, noticing the familiar tingly feeling coming from it; quickly glancing down and gasping softly as she saw it throbbing lightly and fully erect.

        Fluttershy: That took me long enough.

        twow: Please. Never say that again.

Steel: She’s right, though. Seriously, this is just filler now.

Cheerilee: FILLER!? THIS IS TORTURE! I-I’m reading about myself MASTURBATING!

Steel: Yep. Get used to it.

 “Oh no...this is not good...!” she thought, glancing back towards Cheerilee and seeing her still absorbed in her pleasure. The pegasus' mind was conflicted, wanting to quickly leave before anypony saw her, but at the same time, feeling urges to walk in on the teacher and give her a good ride.

        twow: OH MAI.

        Fluttershy: Because she’s gonna do the right thing and leave.

Steel: I absolutely love how Fluttershy’s bravery has made a complete 180 by now, and she’s just pondering on fucking whatever mare she comes across.

Cheerilee: MAKE IT STOP!

By now, Cheerilee's breathing had quickened, and she was pushing the toy in and out quite fast, the “shlick”  noise it was making now quite audible from outside.

        twow: Prompting all the foals to run inside, confused.

Steel: They thought Cheerilee was hogging all the ice cream, obviously!

Cheerilee: Eep... (Covers her eyes again)

 Biting her lip hard, she stifled a loud moan as she finally came, her juices splashing all over the toy and a bit onto the toilet seat as well; her hoof shoving the toy all the way inside for a few moments as she basked in her orgasm, before slowly sliding it back out again.

Cheerilee: Oh my goodness... I feel so dirty now!

Steel: You get used to it.

Cheerilee: I am NOT getting used to this! T-This is so wrong, so horrifically wrong! A-And i-it was d-done in the s-s-s-school b-b-b-b-b-bathroom!

Steel: You doing alright?

Cheerilee: No, I’m not! I just read about a slutty version of myself masturbating right to climax in a place of learning! What if somepony came in and found me!?

Steel: Knowing this story? You would’ve given them the ride of their lives. (Chucked across the room by Cheerilee) WOAH!

Cheerilee: DETENTION!

twow: Have fun!

She sighed contently and slumped a bit on the seat, slowly opening her eyes at what was probably the worst possible time, for Fluttershy.

Steel: “Oh good, I was getting tired of the toy.”

 The pegasus was glancing down at her member, trying to pull her dress in a way that would cover it. “Fluttershy...?” she thought, her cheeks flushing red as she realized that the pegasus had been watching her, though her eyes widened more when she caught a glimpse of the large member Fluttershy's legs. “F-Fluttershy?!”

        Fluttershy: Yes, my name is Fluttershy.

        twow: Quite the beautiful name, to be sure.

        Fluttershy: Come again?

        twow: Nothing.

Steel: “Cheerilee!?”

Cheerilee: “FLUTTERSHY!?”

Steel: “CHEERILEE!???”

Cheerilee/Steel: “AHHHHHHHH!!!!”

The pegasus' head shot straight up again as she looked back at Cheerilee, her face and cheeks flushing red in embarrassment.

Steel: As if.

Cheerilee: Please, just stop.

 She wanted to just bolt for the nearest exit, but she found that her legs were frozen in fear. The next thing she knew, she was pulled into the bathroom, the door quickly shutting behind her. “I-I'm sorry...I didn't mean to...” she stuttered, but was interrupted by the maroon mare.

        twow: “Spread em.” (looks around) No smack?

        Fluttershy: No smack.

        Steel: “Gladly.” (Chucked through the wall by Cheerilee) OHGOD!

        Cheerilee: I really don’t wanna hear about that.

“First of all, what are you doing here,” she started, giving the pegasus a slight glare.

        twow: “Watching you.”

Steel: I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE’S SO INDIGNANT. THINK ABOUT WHERE YOU’RE DOING IT, STUPID MARE!

Cheerilee: Indeed! Stupid mare!

“Second, why were you spying on me,

twow: “You were masturbating.”

Cheerilee: And apparently, it just couldn’t wait until she was home.

 and third, what is THAT?” she continued, pointing at the stiff pole between Fluttershy's legs, which was still throbbing softly.

        twow: “It’s a dick.”

        Cheerilee: Oh come now, I TEACH foals about that. She should know what it is!

Fluttershy gulped softly, regaining her composure slightly before replying. “Um...I was just here to return a book. Twilight told me that she borrowed it from you a while ago.” she started, still blushing in embarrassment.

        Fluttershy: Still don’t understand how NOpony heard her before this.

        twow: Her cries woke the moon.

Steel: Recess. Every child is obligated to be outside at recess.

Cheerilee: Outside, or detention! Well, not really. I just usher them out so they can have some fun.

 “And...I'm sorry for spying on you...I just couldn't help myself...” she added, looking at the floor. “I'm really, really, really sorry...I promise I won't do it again!”

        twow: “Probably!”

Steel/Cheerilee: Oh that’s nonsense, and you know it!

“Oh, don't worry about it, Fluttershy. No harm done.” Cheerilee smiled slightly, gently patting Fluttershy's shoulder. “...but still, what in Equestria is that thing?” she asked, her eyes moving down to the pegasus' eager member, not sure if she should be scared or highly aroused.

Steel: ... Is this kind of thing fucking NORMAL in this country!?

Cheerilee: I’ve never heard of it!

Steel: Neither have I, and I’ve been here for half a year!

Cheerilee: Really?

Steel: What, Twilight never talks about me?

Cheerilee: Besides minor groans of discontent, no.

Steel: ... Ow, that hurts.

“Well, putting it simply, it's a magic punishment I got from Celestia. I have it for a week.” Fluttershy explained, looking back up at Cheerilee. “But, it's not as bad as it seems, really...”

        Fluttershy: “Besides the fact that I HAVE A DICK!”

        twow: (hugs Fluttershy again.) Hang in there.

Fallen: (from TV) Always Fluttershy with the potty mouth...

Steel: And then comes the story about why she got punished in the first place.

Cheerilee: She doesn’t actually tell it, does she?

Steel: I think you’ll be spared that much.

“Celestia, huh? I see...” Cheerilee nodded, her eyes widening a bit in surprise. “Celestia, hmm...wonder what she could have done to anger Celestia to the point of giving her...one of those?”

Steel: Well, that, and she’s right in front of you, Cheerilee. Ask.

Cheerilee: I’d rather not learn about a mysterious... penis appearing on one of my friends.

        twow: She didn’t invite Celestia to a BSDM. I couldn’t make that up if I tried.

        Cheerilee: (Shudders) Oh dear...

 she thought; trying to fight it, but her head inevitably started to fill with dirty thoughts as she stared at Fluttershy's throbbing endowment. “And...it's essentially the real thing, isn't it?” she asked, sounding a bit more interested.

        Fluttershy: “No, it’s fake. What do you THINK.”

        twow: I think that you’re getting quite agitated.

Steel: (Forehead hits the desk as he falls asleep) ZZZZZZZZZZZ...

“Yeah...it works just like a stallion's, as far as I know.” Fluttershy nodded, glancing down at her endowment for a second. “I mean...it does feel really, really good....when I use it like that.” she added, smiling nervously at Cheerilee.

        twow: (faceceilings)

        Fluttershy: Um...

Cheerilee: Oh... well, that’s quite... impressive.

Steel: Zzzzzzzz...

Fallen: (from TV) WAKE THE FUCK UP.

Steel: Go die. (Falls back asleep)

Cheerilee nodded softly, too distracted by her thoughts to say anything meaningful at the moment. “Hm...so she's a hermaphrodite...never thought I'd see one of those with my own eyes.” she thought. “Maybe I can use this situation to my advantage...a little after-class fun couldn't hurt.

        twow: (facefloors)

        Fluttershy: Stop that twow!

        Cheerilee: I’m impressed with how he can do that at all, while sitting in that chair...

Been forever since I had some real fun.” she continued, before looking back toward Fluttershy. “Getting back on topic, you shouldn't have been spying on me, Fluttershy. I'm afraid I'll have to give you a detention for that.” she added, a playful smirk appearing on her face as she winked to Fluttershy.

        All: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

        Steel: I WANT TO BURN THIS STORY SO BAAAAAAD.

        Cheerilee: As do I! This is a complete insult!

“Oh...my.” the pegasus softly replied, blushing again to the teacher pony's clear intentions. “Okay...Ms. Cheerilee. See you after class, then?” she asked, getting a nod from the maroon pony.

        twow: So, we’re just gonna ignore what just happened?

        Fluttershy: It looks like that.

Cheerilee: Why does this story want to torture me so badly?

Steel: Because. The author really needs clop like that.

With a slight smile in return, she promptly opened the door again and left; a few minutes of recess still remaining as she swiftly exited and flew away from the building, making sure nopony saw her.

Cheerilee smiled to herself, giggling softly. “Well...this is going to be one fun detention.” she thought as she cleaned up the mess she had made.

        Fluttershy: “I’m going to pull out the math book!”

Steel: Considering how into BDSM Fluttershy is, I know exactly how that’s gonna be used.

twow: If you put another picture like that in my head, I’m going to throw you into my black hole trash can.

Steel: As if you weren’t already picturing it.

Later in the afternoon, after the school day had finished, Fluttershy returned to the schoolhouse once more, lightly pressing the door open and peering inside, seeing Cheerilee sitting at the desk at the front of the classroom.

        twow: “Did you bring your homework?”

        Fluttershy: “It’s all in my dress!”

Steel: “You’ll have to poke around for the scroll though, and it unwraps in a special way.”

Cheerilee: STOP. STOP RIGHT NOW.

“There you are, my dear.” Cheerilee cheerily greeted the pegasus with a warm smile, watching as she slowly entered, closing the door behind her. “Come here, have a seat.” she added in her usual sweet tone, motioning to the chair beside her desk.

        twow: “It’s a trap!”

Steel: Makes me think of Spaceballs with that ‘my dear’ line.

Cheerilee: What?

Steel: You’ll learn.

Fluttershy slowly approached the desk and sat down in the chair as she was told. “So, Fluttershy...why were you spying on me, hm? You know it's impolite to watch people without them knowing.” she continued, winking to the pegasus.

twow: It’s also rude as fuck to masturbate IN THE CLASSROOM during SCHOOL HOURS.

Fluttershy: That’s KIND of important.

Steel: Bathroom, recess, no kids around.

Cheerilee: AS IF THAT JUSTIFIES IT!

Steel: Very true.

“I just couldn't help myself, Ms. Cheerilee...I heard you moaning and my curiosity got the best of me.” Fluttershy softly answered, not exactly sure what Cheerilee was planning, but just playing along for now. “And you just looked so...hot...” she added with a blush.

        Fluttershy: Um. How about NO.

        twow: I guess you could say that Cheerilee was on fire. (smacked by both mares)

Cheerilee: I’m right here, Fluttershy. A bit cold with that comment, but I understand it in this context.

Steel: And you can burn for that comment, T.

twow: I C WAT U DID THAR. (smacked by Steel)

Steel: You shoulda seen that coming, too.

“Is that so...well, spying is against the rules, young lady. Especially spying on teachers during recess.” Cheerilee replied, trying not to giggle from how ridiculous she was sounding, even to herself.

        Fluttershy: Don’t know if can handle this...        

        twow: Sure you can. I’m here for you.

Steel: Cheerilee, on the other hand?

Cheerilee: (Shaking uncontrollably)

Steel: ... Yeah.

 “You know the punishment for spying, don't you?”

Cheerilee: BREAK!!! BREAK RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Fluttershy: PLEASE.

twow: We’d better.

Fallen: (from TV) What did I tell you? Real creepy, real quick.

Cheerilee: Do ponies REALLY think of me like this!?

Steel: No. Actually, I haven’t seen anyone think of you like this in a story. Kind of unique in that respect...

Fluttershy: (mumbling) Kind of wish I had that luxury.

Cheerilee: Some ideas should NEVER BE WRITTEN, Steel!

Steel: Oh, agree completely.

Cheerilee: I just read about me masturbating in a bathroom, during school hours, using a ‘toy’ that I have no idea what it even is! Not just that, but I just invited a FRIEND for ‘fun’!!! AGH!

twow: You alright Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: (quietly) Not really...

twow: Ah shit. Now you’re breaking?

Fallen: NOW she’s really breaking? Where was that when the rest of the story was happening?

Fluttershy: (mumbling again) Thought I could handle it...

twow: But Fluttershy, you sounded so sure of yourself in the first few chapters.

Fluttershy: I SOUNDED like it. That didn’t mean I really WAS.

twow: Oh. Wanna talk about it?

Fluttershy: I don’t hate riffing with you, Fallen, Steel or any of us. But it’s the stories like this that start to really hurt.

twow: In what way?

Fluttershy: Look at this twow. Is this me?

twow: Well, no...

Fluttershy: Exactly! Why do all these stories have me be something I’m not?! I would never take advantage of my friends like this, I wouldn’t go around practically begging for sex, and I’m NOT. LIKE. THIS! (breaks down crying)

twow: Look Flutters. These authors, they don’t really understand that, you know? But you know what matters?

Fluttershy: What?

twow: The fact that you’re with the people that DO understand. I know that it’s not gonna be easy all the time, and that these stories tend to whack at our sore spots. But, sitting through here with some friends and taking it apart? Fighting past those? That’s what matters. And no matter what these stories say, I know the real Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: ...You mean that?

twow: Of course! I didn’t say that you were my favorite pony just for the laughs. I meant that. I like you for you and no horrible fic that we sit though is gonna change that. Not by a long shot.

Fluttershy: ...Thank you twow.

twow: (hugs Fluttershy, who hugs back)

Pinkie: (from TV) Awwwwww!

Fallen: ...huh. That was... something.

Steel: (Just quietly listens to the discussion, waiting for it to end) ... No one’s worried about the newbie here? (Shrugs, patting Cheerilee on the back) Guess T’s got his hands full.

Cheerilee: Just let me out, please... I don’t wanna read this anymore. (Lightly bangs her forehead against the desk repeatedly)

Steel: It’ll be over soon, then we’ll be back to our usual studying and tests and all that crazy nonsense.

Cheerilee: How soon? How soon before this horrible insult aimed at me and Fluttershy is over?

Steel: For you? Couple more pages. For Fluttershy over there? Couple more chapters.

Cheerilee: And she’s ‘riffed’ every single one so far?

Steel: And far more than just this story. She’s a soldier, just like the rest of us.

Fallen: Don’t I know it. If she can come out of “Momma Fluttershy” in one piece, she can stomach anything. Granted, she only BARELY made it out of “Momma Fluttershy” in one piece...

Cheerilee: How does she do it...?

Fallen: I imagine a semi-crippling addiction to brain bleach helps. Also... those two haven’t stopped hugging.

(twow and Fluttershy break apart, both slightly blushing)

Fluttershy: Thank you twow.

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

Cheerilee: Oh no, not yet!!

Steel: Seems hero hour’s over... back to it.

“Um...n-no ma'am.” Fluttershy replied, smiling lightly to how silly she was sounding as well, though quickly frowning cutely, keeping up with the little game. “What are you going to do...?”

Cheerilee: I really don’t wanna know...

Steel: Roleplay. Oh good God, we’re getting into the thick of it now... you gonna last through this?

Cheerilee: What do you think? All the things I teach those kids... and then I read something like this. Makes me sick...

Steel: (Lounges in his chair) Then treat like I do. Story characters are just that, characters. They’re produced and played in a way that suits the author’s story and plot line, and in no way relate back to the base characters, such as you and Fluttershy. It’s a mere mis-representation in order to suit the story.

Cheerilee: Doesn’t change the fact that this... whore is wearing my name.

Steel: And I don’t think this’d change the minds of your friends and peers, if someone read this.

Cheerilee: And how are you so sure about that?

Steel: Considering they work with you everyday, and know you better than anyone else? I don’t think I need to answer that.

Cheerilee: ...

Cheerilee smirked playfully, pulling one of the drawers open and taking out a yardstick, holding it with one hoof and lightly tapping it against her other. “Lean over the desk, Fluttershy dear.”

        twow: It’s time for a spanking!

        Fluttershy: (shudders and leans on twow)

        twow: Forget I said that.

Steel: Oh for fuck’s sake. This is a riff, not a movie.

Cheerilee: I wish it was a nice movie...

 she spoke, watching as the pegasus stood up from the chair and leaned onto the desk, her upper body laying across it while her back legs still touched the floor, holding up her lower body.

“Mm, perfect, now just stay like that.” the teacher pony nodded, moving behind Fluttershy and grabbing the edge of her dress, lifting it up to reveal the pegasus' rear.

        Fluttershy: I’m in the process of rearing back from this story.

        twow: Nice one!

Steel: By the end of the chapter, you’ll be through the wall, I figure.

 Glancing down a bit further, she spotted the pair of yellow balls, licking her lips slightly. “So she wasn't kidding...” she thought with a slight smirk, before raising up the yardstick.

        twow: Bitch, you SAW it a few hours ago!

Steel: Just the rod, mind you.

Cheerilee: As if that makes a difference!

“Twenty lashes for breaking a large rule, young lady.” she added, before bringing the wooden plank down onto the pegasus' rump with a decent amount of force.

Steel: Twenty more, since I’m pretty sure she’s gonna break THAT large rule as well.

“Nnh!” Fluttershy gasped as the wood smacked her delicate rear, though the amount of force Cheerilee used was just enough for it to hurt slightly, but not too much. “Oww...is this the same game Luna was playing with me?”

        Fluttershy: Didn’t the story SAY that we had BSDM?

        twow: Did Luna just not like spanking you?

Steel: BDSM. And it never suggested that Story Fluttershy ever saw it as more than a game.

Cheerilee: I don’t even like doing that.

 she thought, gasping and crying out quietly each time the yardstick spanked her. After six or seven spanks though, the pain slowly began to turn to pleasure as her buttcheeks tinted red, becoming more sensitive to touch.

        twow: They looked like radioactive tomatoes.

        Fluttershy: (giggles)

        twow: There’s the Fluttershy I know and love.

Steel: ...

Cheerilee: ...

(Steel and Cheerilee just kinda stare at Fluttershy and Twow.)

twow: Da hell is wrong with you two?

Steel: Nothing...

Cheerilee: Just... sort of confused. That’s all.

(They both blink and turn back to the screen, not completely sure what to make of what just happened.)

“Getting there...” Cheerilee thought, watching as the pegasus' rump became quite rosy, also seeing her member slowly poking out of the sheath and starting to harden. By the twentieth spank, Fluttershy's endowment had become almost fully stiff, throbbing lightly in arousal while a bead of pre formed on the tip. “Mm, that's much better...”

Steel: Same terms, same process. You can change the trick, but that doesn’t change the dog performing it.

“Ooh...Ms. Cheerilee...” Fluttershy softly panted, looking back at the maroon pony, blushing quite a bit from her arousal. “Is my punishment over...?”

Steel: ... She really just asked that, didn’t she?

Fluttershy: This makes no sense!

twow: Actually, I think this is a phrase used in bondage.

Steel: All I’m asking is why she honestly thinks it’s over yet.

Cheerilee: (Mumbles about asking the same thing)

“Not quite yet, my little pony.” Cheerilee replied with a playful smirk, setting the yardstick down on the desk. She then moved directly behind the pegasus, and placed her front hooves against the red-tinted cheeks, starting to gently massage them.

        Fluttershy: My...cheeks.

        twow: I think I can see what she’s getting at.

        Fluttershy: Really?

        twow: They’re just so CUTE. (smacked by Fluttershy)

Steel: (Glances over at Cheerilee, who’s now hiding under the desk again) Kinda sucks being the sideshow guys, eh, Miss Cheerilee?

Cheerilee: The less spotlight on me, the better!

“I'm just getting started.” she added, before leaning her head down and sticking her tongue out, pressing it against the two moist pink lips, causing Fluttershy to gasp in surprise and pleasure.

Steel: Yep. I just thought about how those two reproductive organs are connected. Now I can’t tell the joke without puking.

twow: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

“Nnh...wh-what are you going to do?” Fluttershy asked, moaning cutely as she felt the tongue slurping over her moist nether lips, teasing her with pleasure which only caused her member to stiffen further, quickly becoming fully hard after only a few moments.

Cheerilee: “You, plus ruler, plus force. Basic arithmetic, dear!”

Steel: So, as long as you’re out of sight, you can tell jokes?

Cheerilee: Like I said, Steel.

Steel: I got it.

Fluttershy: Can I...

twow: No, you can’t hide from the story.

Fluttershy: Can I hide behind YOU?

twow: Sorry, Fallen wouldn't let you. Maybe this’ll help? (hugs Fluttershy)

 The massaging to her abused rear only added to the pleasure; the two red-tinted cheeks having become quite erogenous after being spanked so much.

“Shh...let your teacher work, darling.”

Steel: “But I’m not enrolled in your class!”

Cheerilee: “You are now.”

 Cheerilee replied, mid-closing her eyes as she continued to gently massage the pegasus' rump and slurp over her pink slit, slowly working her way lower to the two hefty orbs hanging between Fluttershy's legs.

        twow: Bluh.

She stroked her tongue across the smooth sack, delighting in the taste of them, while bringing her right front hoof down to Fluttershy's crotch, beginning to lightly stroke her throbbing member.

Cheerilee: Not helping~.

Steel: You expected it to?

The lusty pegasus laid still as the teacher pony worked, panting softly and moaning quietly from all the teasing; her arousal increasing further and further with each passing moment, all the teasing to her shaft and balls easily procuring precum from the tip of her member. “That feels...nnh, so nice...Ms. Cheerilee...”

Cheerilee: “Oh, good, I won’t feel so bad about the coming beating!”

Steel: Gotta use that ruler somehow. You’re getting better at this, Teach.

Cheerilee: Believe me, I’m really trying. (Still hiding under the desk)

Cheerilee grinned to the complement, continuing to gently lick and nuzzle the pegasus' hefty balls and stroke her member teasingly a little longer, feeling the warm pre smearing onto her hoof. “Hmm...seems we're ready to move on, my naughty student.”

        twow: “This is why you got an F!”

        Fluttershy: “And that’s not just because your name starts with one.”

 she spoke in a sultry tone, bringing her hoof back and lapping up the small amount of pre from it, before grasping Fluttershy's waist, pushing her further onto the desk and turning her over onto her back.

Steel: She then pulled out a hammer, deciding to play Whack A Mole. (Punched in the balls by Cheerilee) AHHHOOWWWWW!

Cheerilee: You DESERVED that!

twow: Ouch.

Fluttershy gasped softly from the sudden movement, glancing down towards Cheerilee and watching as she climbed up onto the desk as well, slowly turning herself around and getting into position on top of the pegasus, ending up with Fluttershy's member right in front of her face, while Fluttershy's gaze met with her own moist nether lips.

twow: “Aww, are you gonna kiss me?” (lightly smacked by Fluttershy) That one didn’t hurt either.

        Fluttershy: I know.

Fallen: (from TV) ...odd.

“Go on, Fluttershy dear. Don't disappoint your teacher.” Cheerilee continued in her sultry tone, glancing back at the pegasus for a moment as she grasped the lightly-throbbing member, continuing to gently stroke it up and down, before lowering her snout to it and pressing her lips against the tip, beginning to gently suckle and slurp the head of it.

        twow: Just like a sucker.

        Fluttershy: I didn’t want to eat those again anyway.

Steel: Noone’sgonnabelearningthisfromthisteacher! (Punched in the gut by Cheerilee) Ahow...

Cheerilee: That one, I just felt like it.

“Oohh...y-yes, ma'am...” Fluttershy moaned from the gentle pleasure, Cheerilee's efforts quickly being rewarded with droplets of precum. Reaching her arms up,

Steel: Appendage switching, because we can’t use the word ‘forelegs’ anymore!

twow: I feel the legitness.

 Fluttershy grasped the teacher pony's flanks, her hooves right over the two cutie marks, before gently pulling her waist downward while moving her head forward, her cheeks tinting red again as she closed her eyes and stuck her tongue out, starting to slowly drag it over the moist pink lips from bottom to top.

        Fluttershy: I really don’t wanna be here anymore.

        twow: (softly squeezes Fluttershy)

Steel: This is definitely gonna be on the test. Better note the technique... (writes down notes)

Cheerilee: This would never be on one of my tests... (writes down notes as well)

“Good Celestia...that tongue!” Cheerilee thought, closing her eyes and groaning around Fluttershy's member; greatly enjoying the feel of the tongue dragging across her nether lips at a teasingly slow pace, flicking over her clit as well each time it went up.

Steel: Hello, Sir Semi-Colon! How are you today?

Sir Semi-Colon: Oh, quite grand, sir! I do feel rather awkward with my placement, however.

Steel: As do I.

Cheerilee: ... Who was that?

twow: WHAT THE FU-

 She returned the favor by continuing to stroke the pegasus' member up and down, pursing her lips around the throbbing pole and swirling her tongue against the head of it, beginning to slowly bob her head up and down.

Steel: Sure are a lot of ‘beginnings’ in this chapter.

Cheerilee: Not nearly enough endings.

Fluttershy: Please. That means we’d be free of this faster.

twow: You’re starting to scare me.

Steel: We can dream!

The stroking and sucking to her sensitive member only boosted Fluttershy's pleasure further, more of her warm pre flowing over Cheerilee's tongue while she panted and moaned happily.

Cheerilee: The pressure built and built, and just like a water tank after somepony left the tap on too long, she exploded!

Steel: That’d be a show.

twow: Oh hai “Momma Fluttershy” flashbacks. Missed you.

 She slurped over the moist pink lips a few more times

Cheerilee: What horrible manners, ‘slurping’. I know she learned how to eat properly back home.

Steel: Good God, Cheerilee, what’s gotten into you?

Cheerilee: I don’t know! Help me!

twow: You still have a little sanity.

Fallen: (from TV, cracks knuckles) Not for long.

 before pressing her snout against them and plunging her tongue inside, starting to firmly lick along the soft inner walls, only eliciting more pleased moans from the maroon mare.

Steel: “Huh. Sounds kind of like an outboard motor...”

Cheerilee: It needs a lot more attention if it sounds like that.

Steel: Like you choking on a— (stops as Cheerilee’s hoof comes very close to hitting his crotch again) I’ll shut up now.

Cheerilee: Good idea.

Cheerilee was indeed grunting and moaning blissfully

Steel: Is the author just having trouble now? He just told us what Cheerilee was doing. Again.

Cheerilee: Clearly, this writer has not spent enough time in school.

Fluttershy: Or understanding females.

twow: True dat.

Steel: Amen.

 from the skilled tongue invading her hot snatch,

Steel: “Too hot! Too hot!” (Breathes fire)

Cheerilee: Wow.

twow: She’s on fire!

 wiggling her lower body back and forth a bit as she took the pegasus' member deeper into her mouth, pursing her lips tighter around it and bobbing her head faster, eagerly lapping up the warm pre that was flowing from the tip.

        Fluttershy: There was that much?!

        twow: Flowing like a waterfall.

        Steel: Because biological limits really haven’t been broken yet.

 “Nnnh, if I had known she was this good, I would have played with her sooner!” she thought, her cheeks reddening as she felt her orgasm building up quickly.

Cheerilee: Please, Author. I’m not that loose.

Fallen: (from TV) But I can name two ponies who are.

Steel: Let’s not learn those names. Our balls would be at risk.

Fallen: I don’t think they’re into humans. Well, one is, but not like THAT. I’ve seen the other hit on Spitfire, though. Plus, I HAVE seen a handful that were willing to date humans. And one of them... still just an assumption right now, but I think it’s somepony close to me.

twow: Part of me wants to know...

Fluttershy: And all of me says that you shouldn’t.

Steel: And all of me just wonders about why we’re talking about this.

Fluttershy wasn't too far off either, trying her best to hold back her imminent orgasm; her member throbbing more in Cheerilee's mouth as it was sucked deeper still, more of her warm pre smearing across the mare's tongue from the teasing rubs her hefty balls were receiving.

        Fluttershy: And then they exploded!

        (twow and Steel jump and cover their groins)

        twow: Fuck, Flutters!

Steel: W-W-Worse than a Sonic Rainboom to the crotch! AT LEAST I CAN SURVIVE THAT!

“C-can't cum...yet...” she thought, closing her eyes tightly as she focused on her own work, pressing her tongue as deep as she could get it inside the hot love tunnel, managing to brush along the sensitive G-spot inside, Cheerilee shuddering from the sudden shock of pleasure.

        twow: Quite shocking. (smacked by Cherrilee)

Cheerilee: I’m not even going to comment on that. I’ll just hit you some more. (Slaps twow a few more times) Honestly! Such a bad joke.

Steel: All I’m wondering about is why the ‘G-spot’ is a biological term.

Cheerilee: Hmmm... should read up on that.

Fluttershy's tongue managed to stroke and prod the sweet spot a few more times, quickly bringing on the teacher pony's orgasm after a few more moments, and not a moment too soon, either. As Cheerilee groaned blissfully, she felt Fluttershy's member throb hard in her mouth, starting to gush thick shots of steamy seed into her mouth.

        twow: Ewwww.

        Fluttershy: (gags)

Steel: Is anyone else worried about how Cheerilee’s windpipe is open during this? That’d be a horrible way to go.

Surprised by the sudden ejaculation, her head jerked back by instinct, the twitching member still releasing Fluttershy's load, splashing all over Cheerilee's face and chest now.

        twow: Bathing. With style. (curb-stomped by Cheerilee.)

Cheerilee: SILENCE!

        Fluttershy: AH!

Steel: Well...

“Nnnh, Fluttershy...!” she moaned, the pegasus still slurping along her insides throughout her orgasm, lapping up all the sweet juices flowing out, her cheeks flushed red from all the pleasure of her own orgasm.

Steel: Does red even appear all that well on maroon?

Cheerilee: I’m not going to let you find out.

Steel: ... Huh, it does.

Cheerilee: What!? Oh, back under the desk! (Zips back under the desk, hiding her face)

 Once both of their orgasms had subsided a few moments later, Fluttershy slowly pulled her snout back, licking her lips slightly and glancing up toward Cheerilee.

“That was...nice.” Fluttershy quietly spoke, still blushing as she smiled slightly, now seeing the sticky strands of her cum all over Cheerilee's face. “Hehe...sorry, Ms. Cheerilee...”

        Fluttershy: “You opened your mouth too quickly.”

        twow: Uhhhh...

Steel: ... Seriously. Fluttershy should just solo one of these, see what happens.

“Mm, not a problem, dear.” Cheerilee giggled softly, licking some of the salty fluid from around her lips, turning around on top of the pegasus. “You've certainly earned yourself an A+ from me.”

        twow: Are we done yet?

Steel: Not. Even. Close.

Cheerilee: OH, WHY!?!?!

Fluttershy: $(%#

twow: You are all welcome for that censorship.

Steel: I ain’t using it.

Pinkie: (from TV) How do you even PRONOUNCE dollar sign-parenthesis-percent sign-number sign?

Steel: Exactly like that, Pinkie.

Fallen: (from TV) ...how do you know what a dollar sign IS?

 she added, poking her tongue out playfully as she gently lowered herself down, cuddling against Fluttershy and nuzzling her snout.

Cheerilee: “Now, about your extracurricular work...”

Steel: Dear God, it’s like she was born to do this.

“Oh...glad to hear it...” Fluttershy smiled back, gently wrapping her front legs around Cheerilee's body and returning the gentle cuddles, sighing contently.

        twow: Not in this context, but I do love some cuddles.

        Fluttershy: What kind?

        twow: Ya know...just cuddles.

        Fluttershy: Like this? (leans into twow’s side)

        twow: HGN.

Steel: Ugh. More clop! My heart’s gonna explode at this rate.

Fallen: (from TV) I think that’s more from the diabetes.

“I don't suppose you'd be up for some extra credit though, would you?”

Cheerilee: Oh, I knew it!

 The maroon mare teased with a lusty grin, her tail lightly flicking back and forth, brushing over Fluttershy's member, which was still somewhat stiff. “It's not every day I meet a dickfilly, you know!”

        All: ...........

        twow: Well. That’s a new one.

        Fluttershy: That’s kinda rude!

Steel: The OOC. It is so far through the roof that Luna’s had to fix the Moon’s de-orbit three times.

Fluttershy blushed again to the proposition. She was already somewhat tired from her orgasm, but she didn't want to displease Cheerilee. “She does have a good point...” she thought, giggling in her head. “If you insist, Ms. Cheerilee.” she added, returning the gentle nuzzles with a smile.

twow: I don’t think the extra credit is worth it.

Fluttershy: I already have the A+!        

Steel: I’d say something to the contrary, but I don’t think Cheerilee would stop until I was a bloody smear on the wall.

Cheerilee: And you’re right.

“Mm, thank you, dear.” Cheerilee replied, gently slurping Fluttershy's cheek,

Cheerilee: Where’d her manners go?

Steel: Out the window a while ago.

 before slowly getting up off the desk, moving beside it where there was a bit more space, before leaning down toward the floor, raising her lower body up higher, presenting for the hermaphrodite pegasus. “Come...don't keep your teacher waiting!”

        twow: ....Damn. I got nothing again.

        Fluttershy: “Don’t make me keep you for study hall!”

        twow: DAAAAAAAMN.

Steel: ... Yeah, I’ll leave it at that.

The sight of the maroon flanks only served to rekindle Fluttershy's arousal, her member responding by throbbing eagerly once more.

Steel: Well, at least it’s following the formula.

 She climbed off the desk as well and quickly removed her dress, before approaching the teacher from behind, gently mounting her and positioning over her body so that she was on top, feeling the tip of her pride press against the warm slit below. “Are you ready...?”

        All except Steel: NO!

Steel: Seriously? You DIDN’T see this coming? It’s an obvious pattern, c’mon! Two orgasms with every character!

        twow: That doesn’t mean we WANT it.

“Of course, my dear...go ahead and show your teacher how you buck.” Cheerilee replied with a smirk back toward Fluttershy. “Oh wow...this is really happening!” she thought with excitement, eager to see if a hermaphrodite was as good as a male, in this kind of sex.

        twow: Survey says?

Steel: Survey says “Stop writing, Author, we’re dying of old age here!”

Cheerilee: Just enough to keep their attention, but not enough to be worthwhile.

Steel: Couldn’t’ve said it better myself.

“Alright...here goes.” Fluttershy quietly replied, pressing herself a bit more onto Cheerilee as she pushed her waist forward as well, closing her eyes as she felt her stiff pride penetrate the teacher's moist nether lips, hearing her gasp from below.

Steel: Cheerilee had fallen straight through to Equestrian China.

Cheerilee: She must have some very strong lungs!

Steel: I think I’d gasp too if Fluttershy’s weight made a tunnel through the planet’s core. And probably shout as I fell.

 “Ooh, wow...she's almost as tight as Rarity!”

Fallen: (from TV) I can picture her raging now...

(A bathtub flies through the wall next to Fallen)

Steel: I think that was her.

Fallen: Oh. Hi, Rare.

twow: WHAT THE HELL?!

Rarity: Oh, my apologies! I just had a sudden urge to demolish a wall... something about ‘tight’, I believe. I’ll just be taking my bath now. (Sheepishly grins as she drags the bathtub back outside)

Fluttershy: Well. That happened.

Fallen: Not the first thing involving one of you that’s baffled me today.

Fluttershy thought, moaning softly already, the hot walls already feeling like they were constricting her member.

“Aahh...y-you certainly feel bigger than you look!” Cheerilee gasped softly,

        Fluttershy: That makes no sense.

        twow: It does if you refuse to think about it.

Steel: It’s like all those SUV commercials, only backwards. Bigger on the outside, but smaller on the inside!

twow: It’s like a reverse TARDIS.

Cheerilee: ... I just can’t make him stop, can I?

Fluttershy: He sounds like twow when he’s not restraining himself. Speaking of that, ARE you restraining yourself?

twow: Course not! And if I was, it wouldn’t be because I’m trying to avoid hurting your feelings or anything like that. (turns away mumbling)

Fallen: ...god, the VIBES.

her cheeks blushing darkly as she felt the large shaft pushing inside her, soon sinking almost completely inside her warm depths. As she savored the light pleasure, she could feel it throb inside her, pulsing against her soft inner walls.

Steel: Wait. Light pleasure?

Cheerilee: Guess Little Miss Fluttershy isn’t as good as the story let on.

Steel: That, or Cheerilee’s so used to everything, she just can’t get off anymore.

Cheerilee: That, too, I suppose.

 “Go ahead then...mm, Fluttershy...don't be afraid to give it all you've got!”

        twow: ♫Never gonna give you up...♫ (smacked by Cheerilee) Why are you so MEAN?

Steel: ♫Never gonna let you down...♫ (smacked by Cheerilee)

Cheerilee: Because you’re both delinquent students. I just can’t bring myself to taking you both to detention.

Fallen: (from TV) ...why not?

The hermaphrodite pegasus gripped Cheerilee's sides more firmly in response, before beginning to slowly buck her hips back and forth, starting off nice and slow at first, and gradually building up to a steady thrusting speed.

        Fluttershy: Huh. I see the point.

        twow: The hell are you talking about? You haven’t done this, have you?

        Fluttershy: Of course not! I mean, not from lack of WANTING it done to me...

        twow: What was that?

        Fluttershy: Nothing.

 “Nnnh...M-Ms. Cheerilee...you feel so tight...” she moaned, loving the tightness of the teacher pony's love tunnel, which coated her member lightly with warm juices as time went on.

Cheerilee: Oh dear.

Steel: C’mon, you were on a roll!

“Only because..aah...you're so big, Fluttershy!” Cheerilee moaned in response, her cheeks blushing more as her pleasure built up more and more.

        twow: A line that I would never want to hear again.

        Fluttershy: Seconded.

Steel: More more moremoremore.

Cheerilee: He would’ve lost marks for that in my class.

Steel: He would’ve failed outright for writing this story.

Cheerilee: True...

She noticed Fluttershy's thrusts gradually becoming more rough, the pegasus putting more power behind each thrust as her own orgasm slowly built up; the warm precum mixing with her own juices, only helping to further lubricate the thrusting shaft.

        twow: That thing is probably as slick as a wet banana.

        Fluttershy: ...WHAT.

Steel: He’s not wrong.

Cheerilee: Doesn’t mean we want to hear it!

 “C'mon...really give it to me, dear...you want that A+, don't you?” she teased with a playful smirk.

Cheerilee: Considering how this story’s gone so far? Ugh... break, please!

twow: Good idea. Any objections?

Fluttershy: (quietly leans close to twow)

Steel: Not a one.

Fallen: (from TV) Having fun yet, Cheerilee?

Cheerilee: Sort of. I can see the appeal of this whole ‘riffing’ thing, but this wasn’t the right story for me to start on.

Steel: It’s an acquired taste. You do more, you enjoy it more.

Cheerilee: I suppose... but maybe the classroom is more my speed.

        twow: Hell, my first story was about Fluttershy being raped and killed by ten-

        Fluttershy: (shudders against twow)

        twow: Ya know what? Never mind.

Cheerilee: ... Just what kind of monsters are you two?

Steel: The kind that were employed in the TWE when it was still running.

twow: In a sense, this is the little bit we can do to keep the memory of it alive. It’s not perfect, but it works.

Steel: That it does. Just old memories for us retired folks... but we keep the dream alive as long as we can.

Fallen: Hell, I’ve been doing this since before the TWE even existed.

Cheerilee: Hm... you’ll have to tell me about this ‘TWE’ later, Steel.

Steel: Heh. History from me? You’d be better off listening to one of the other old dogs. Anyway, that’s for after this. You doing alright, Miss Cheerilee?

Cheerilee: Well, I’ve toughened up. As long as I hide under the desk, it just comes to me. That Cheerilee isn’t me, though... so that makes things easier.

Steel: Exactly.

Fallen: Yeah, yeah, pussying out under a desk and all that fun stuff. But come on, there are other things happening here right now, and almost NO ONE’S saying a damn thing! Have none of you seriously noti-

*BUZZ*

Fallen: FUCK!

All: We’ve got story sign!

“Yes...!” Fluttershy panted, her wings flapping slightly

Steel: And catapulting her through the ceiling.

Cheerilee: 8 for the takeoff, but 2 for the stunt. It’s just going through the ceiling, after all!

 as she put even more into her thrusting, feeling her balls gently slapping against Cheerilee's legs now while her member throbbed happily within the hot, clenching depths.

        twow: “We need to go deeper!”

        Fluttershy: “And we forgot the flashlight!”

        (twow grins at Fluttershy, and hugs her)

Steel: (Rolls his eyes)

 “Don't want to cum too fast, though...” she thought, biting her lower lip gently as she felt her orgasm closing in on her after roughly five minutes, that familiar pressure building up within her. “Uhm...Ms. Cheerilee, can we change positions...if that's okay with you?”

        Fluttershy: Being on top is the way to go.

        twow: Is there something that you’re not telling me?

        Fluttershy: (blushing) No...

Steel: I just hope it’s not that kind of position change.

“Go ahead, my dear.” Cheerilee replied with a nod, glancing back at Fluttershy as she felt the pegasus' hooves grab her more firmly, lifting her up a bit while at the same time Fluttershy leaned backwards.

        twow: Falling over and cracking her head.

        Fluttershy: (rubbing her head) Oww...

Steel: Splat!

Cheerilee: That’s a hospital visit for sure.

 She had intended to end up on her back, but forgot that the desk was right behind her, ending up bumping against it, leaving her sitting back against it with Cheerilee in her lap.

        twow: “Now dance for me.”

        Fluttershy: “I know the tango!”

Steel: ... That would REALLY frikkin’ hurt!

Cheerilee: Anything but the samba would be agonizing.

 “Lovely choice, Fluttershy.” she added, grinning down at Fluttershy, gently placing her hooves on Fluttershy's shoulders as she turned around to face her.

        Fluttershy: She better not beg for a kiss.

        twow: You have those on reserve, huh?

        Fluttershy: W-what?

“Mmh, thank you...” Fluttershy groaned softly, having bumped the back of her head lightly against the wooden desk. Before she was quite ready to continue though, Cheerilee had already taken the incentive, and began to steadily ride Fluttershy's member, holding onto her shoulders for support.

        twow: “You mess with the pegasus, you get the wings!”

Steel: ... Wait, what?

twow: Sorry. I kinda spaced there.

Cheerilee: The young man was right, though. She did hit her head.

“That's my star student, hehe...knowing my favorite position!” The maroon mare spoke between her light panting, feeling Fluttershy's hooves gently grasp her waist again, holding her by the cutie marks as the pegasus' hips started bucking upward slightly, only assisting Cheerilee's riding.

        twow: She’s on her way to New Jersey.

Cheerilee: How’d she guess...?

Steel: You say something?

Cheerilee: Nothing!

 Fluttershy's member pushed all the way inside her each time she came down, causing it to grind firmly along Cheerilee's inner sweet spot each time, only driving her pleasure higher.

        Fluttershy: It was as high as a kite.

        twow: ♫Fly like an eagle...♫

Steel: Anyone noticing a pattern here?

Despite the position change and slight speed decrease, the lusty pegasus could still feel her orgasm coming on, her wings flapping slightly

Steel: And throwing them BOTH through the ceiling.

Cheerilee: That’s one terrible repair bill!

 as she kept lightly thrusting up against Cheerilee's bouncing, her throbbing member gushing pre inside. “Maybe she won't mind...if I cum a little early...”

Steel: I can only expect the worst from this comment.

twow: I know that WE won’t mind.

 she thought, panting in exhaustion and pleasure. “I'm...getting close...Ms. Cheerilee!”

“Oh, yes, Fluttershy dear! Let it all spill out inside your teacher!”

Cheerilee: “But you’re on after-class clean-up duty!”

Steel: You really aren’t coming out from down there, are you?

Cheerilee: Not a chance.

 Cheerilee moaned, grinning lustily down at Fluttershy as she kept riding steadily, picking up the pace a bit as she felt the thick member throbbing against her inner walls.

        twow: Oh geez, hurry it up!

Steel: Get on with it!

Cheerilee: Yes, get on with it!

(A crowd suddenly appears behind Fallen)

Crowd: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

Fallen: (from TV) ...Pinkie, I thought you weren’t letting people over until after.

Pinkie: (from TV) For the sake of that joke, it was worth it!

 Her own orgasm was closing in on her, indicated by the copious amounts of warm essence slicking up Fluttershy's member even more.

It wasn't long before Fluttershy's pleasure climaxed for a second time; a blissful moan escaping her lips as she squeezed Cheerilee's cutie marks firmly,

        twow: How does that feel, pressure on your cutie marks?

        Fluttershy: It kinda tickles.

        twow: Hmm (pokes Fluttershy’s cutie mark)

        Fluttershy: (jumps) H-hey!

Cheerilee: That’s invading a pony’s personal space, young man! Apologize!

Fluttershy: It’s okay Cheerilee.

Fallen: (from TV) Oh my GOD. No one else!?

 bucking her hips upward a bit harder while her member throbbed harder, shooting thick globs of her steamy essence with each throb.

Steel: ... The vocabulary here has completely fallen apart. Just, throughout this entire story.

 In the midst of her orgasm, she heard the teacher pony cry out happily as her orgasm hit as well, the sudden clenching of the tight inner walls only adding to Fluttershy's pleasure.

        twow: And our pain.

        Fluttershy: That’s been here for a while now.

        Steel: Suits the character, if you ask me.

        Cheerilee: How?

        Steel: She’s into punishment. Pretty sure our agony just pushed her along.

After a few more moments, the two ponies' orgasms finally died down; Cheerilee collapsing gently on top of Fluttershy, panting heavily in exhaustion with her. “Mmm, Fluttershy...that was...beyond amazing...” she spoke between her panting, before grinning up at the pegasus. “Even better than Big Macintosh..hehe...A+ for you!”

        twow: So she DOES sleep around!

Fluttershy: And according to that, so does Big Mac! I thought he was my coltfriend in this!

Cheerilee: ... Y-You two don’t th-think that about me, do you?

twow: Oh good god NO. I know you better than that.

Steel: Aye. How the hell could we think that about you? You aren’t a slut.

Cheerilee: ... You could’ve held back on the language.

Steel: Gets my point across. Buck up, Teach, you’re a very respectable mare.

 she teased, poking her tongue out a bit, Fluttershy blushing lightly before giggling softly.

“Thanks, Ms. Cheerilee.” the exhausted pegasus softly replied, gently hugging Cheerilee and nuzzling her snout gently. “I'm glad I could share the fun with you.”

        twow: She also wants to live the dream. (smacked by Fallen)

        Fluttershy: Ah! Fallen! How?!

Steel: Now how about sharing OUR PAIN?

Cheerilee: She’d die.

Steel: You say that as if I don’t want that to happen.

“Indeed, I wonder what Celestia was thinking when she gave this to you.” Cheerilee added, smiling a bit. “This seems like it'd make you have even more fun, not less!”

“That's what others have said.” Fluttershy nodded. “This has been a lot of fun so far. Sure, I have to cover it up with a dress when I'm in public, but the fun I've had with it more than makes up for it.” she continued, smiling cutely as well.

        twow: Do I need to reiterate the fact about her doing everything cutely?

        Fluttershy: I don’t really...

        twow: You breathe cutely. You eat cutely. Hell, you EXIST cutely.

        Fluttershy: Y-you really mean that?

        twow: (blushing and mumbling) Well...yeah...

        Fluttershy: (also blushing) O-oh...

Fallen: (from TV) ...do we need fucking SIRENS?

Steel: No. I’m just enjoying watching you break down, Fallen.

Cheerilee: I have to admit, it’s quite fun!

Fallen: IT’S RIGHT THERE!

Steel: Yes it is.

Cheerilee: Mmhmm.

twow: What ARE they talking about?

Fallen: ...YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER.

twow: At least I’m not as dense as Rainbow Dash. (Clocked in the face by a cloud carrying a brick)

“Others? Oh, you sly pony, you!” Cheerilee smirked as she gently pulled herself up, sliding Fluttershy's softening member out of her moist pink lips. “You mean you've played with other ponies like this too? I didn't take you for such a horny pony, Fluttershy.” she teased, giggling softly.

Fallen: (from TV) It’s almost as if this is... UNLIKE HER.

Steel: My God...

Cheerilee: Holy Celestia...

Crowd: (Massive gasp)

twow: No way...

Fluttershy: It’s a newsflash!

Steel: STOP EVERYTHING.

Fluttershy blushed and giggled softly as well, a bit embarrassed by the complement. “Well, not always...it's just, I wanted to test it out, you know? I never thought that it would feel this good.” she continued with a grin.

        twow: Did she just FORGET about the last three times?

        Fluttershy: The sex is draining my memory.

Steel: It’s draining a fuck of a lot more than just that.

Cheerilee: ... CAN that kind of thing induce brain damage?

Steel: Doubt it.

“Mmhm, I understand.” Cheerilee nodded, gently pecking the pegasus' cheek as she pulled herself up, Fluttershy's now fully soft member slipping out of her nether lips. “That was the most fun I've ever had during a detention...certainly a nice way to end a rather boring Monday.”

Cheerilee: Stop insulting me!

Steel: Hang on, Teach. Almost over.

“Hehe, yeah...” the tired pegasus nodded softly as well, sighing contently as she slowly got up again, seeing Cheerilee over at the sink in the corner, cleaning herself up a bit. “So...is my detention over, Ms. Cheerilee?”

Cheerilee: “Of course not, silly mare!”

Steel: “It’s only JUST BEGUN.” And hey, you’re out from under the desk!

Cheerilee: Don’t expect this to happen a lot.

“Yes, that will be all, Fluttershy.” Cheerilee nodded as she wiped her front hooves dry. “Unless you want even MORE extra credit.” she teased with a wink.

Steel: I can only expect Cheerilee to pop up more often in this story.

Cheerilee: I’m not doing this story anymore, even if that did happen.

Steel: Amen, Teach.

“Oh...I would, but I'm a little tired.” Fluttershy answered, blushing a bit and smiling slightly. “I do want to play with this as much as I can, but I don't want to make myself sore and tired.”

“If you say so, dear.” the teacher giggled softly, stepping up to Fluttershy and gently nuzzling her cheek. “You're always free to come back for some more fun, though.” she added with a soft smile.

        twow: “The first one was free.” (smacked by Cheerilee)

        Cheerilee: ... Just don’t say that.

“Thank you...I'll try to come back some time if I have a free afternoon.” Fluttershy smiled and nodded, gently nuzzling Cheerilee's cheek in return, before grabbing her dress and heading toward the door, starting to put her dress back on; Cheerilee moving back over toward the desk and sitting at it again. “See you later, Ms. Cheerilee!”

Steel: ‘Later’ meaning ‘one chapter from now.’

Fluttershy: Oh, I hope not.

“See you soon, dear!” Cheerilee replied cheerily as she watched the pegasus leave, sitting back in her chair and sighing happily. “It's always the quiet ones that are the best...” she thought to herself with a soft giggle.

Steel: And it’s always the nerds that’re the weird ones.

twow: True dat.

Fluttershy: Word.

Cheerilee: (Pops up in bling and a baseball cap) Um... “Truth, dawg.”

Steel: ...

Cheerilee: I’m so sorry.

Meanwhile, Fluttershy took off into the air toward her home, smiling a bit to herself. “Hehe...that was so much fun...this is definitely going to be a great week.” she thought, not noticing that Rainbow Dash had come up behind her halfway to her house, surprising her a bit.

        twow: Jumpscare! Hit the dirt! (faceplants)

        Fluttershy: Are you okay?!

Steel: Ask the concrete that! Jesus Christ, there’s cracks everywhere!

 “Oh...hey Rainbow Dash.” she spoke softly, glancing back at the rainbow-maned pegasus.

Steel: “My sworn enemy...”

“Heh, 'sup Fluttershy? Where were ya? You look like you just had a lot of fun.” Rainbow Dash teased with a playful grin, causing Fluttershy to blush a bit, assuming Rainbow Dash was talking about that certain kind of “fun”.

        Fluttershy: I don’t think Rainbow would just ask me that out of the blue.

Steel: She’s the most insightful out of EVERYONE in this story.

“Oh, um...nothing really. I just delivered a book to Cheerilee and talked with her a bit.” Fluttershy lied, smiling a bit in return.

“Ahh, yeah...Cheerilee? Didn't know you two were friends.” Rainbow Dash giggled softly, a bit curious as to why Fluttershy was blushing though.

        twow: It was hot outside?

        Fluttershy: You can’t catch on?

Steel: She had a terrible fever from a horrific disease that was going to render her a rotting corpse in three hours.

 She swore she could smell sex on the yellow pegasus, but dismissed the idea, not really thinking those two ponies would get intimate like that. “Hm...still wearing that dress, too...just what's going on here?” she thought, a bit skeptical of Fluttershy's actions. “Fluttershy, are you alright?”

Steel: “Better than you could ever realize.”

Cheerilee: UGH.

“Hm?” Fluttershy glanced up at Dash again, blinking a couple times. “I feel fine...why do you ask?”

“Well I've been noticing you acting a little strange lately...and wearing dresses everywhere all of a sudden.” Rainbow Dash answered, giving a skeptical look. “Is there something going on that you're not telling me?”

Fluttershy: “I just was cursed by the princess to have a penis and I’ve been having sex with everypony we know.”

        twow: “So, not much.”

Fallen: (from TV) Fillies and gentlecolts... anti-Winning Dash.

Rainbow (in the crowd): SEE!? SEE!? I’M NOT THAT DAMN DENSE!!!

Fallen: Oh, hey, Rainbow!

Rainbow: (Waves)

The yellow pegasus' cheeks blushed lightly again as she gulped softly, shaking her head. “Nothing...honest, I'm fine. I just took a liking to wearing dresses recently.” she lied, trying her best to smile inconspicuously.

twow: She’s as bad of a liar as AJ. (hit by horseshoe)

Fluttershy: Um...

Steel: Well. That’s new.

“Are you sure...?” Dash persisted, narrowing her eyes a bit and crossing her arms. Fluttershy only smiled a bit wider, nodding in reply, sweating lightly from nervousness. “Eh...don't want to cause her another panic attack like last week.” she thought, deciding against pressing her friend further.

        Fluttershy: I don’t get those as much. At least when I’m around loved ones.

        twow: So that’s why you’re here all the time.

        Fluttershy: Come again?

        twow: Nothing.

Steel: (Grumbles about Fluttershy always leaving as he arrives in town)

“Whatever. See ya later.” she added, seeing that she was right over Fluttershy's house now, looping around and heading in the opposite direction, leaving the yellow pegasus alone.

Steel: Sharpest eye in the west, AND she knows when to back off. My God, she really IS the anti-Winningverse Dash!

twow: (slowclaps)

“Whew...that was close.” Fluttershy sighed, wiping her brow a bit as she slowly descended to the ground, landing in front of her house, looking back over her shoulder to see that Dash was gone. She didn't really want to keep hiding it from Rainbow Dash, but she had to pick an adequate time to show her.

        twow: And you didn’t do it then, why....

        Steel: She’s getting braver. Doesn’t mean she’s gonna flash everyone in the street.

 She kept glancing out into the distance for a couple more moments before turning and heading inside her house.

Steel: She could... FEEL someone watching her...

“But...how do I tell her?” she thought as she laid on her bed after her nightly routine of feeding her animals and cleaning herself up. “I don't want to come off as a pervert.” she continued, staring up at the ceiling.

twow: I don’t think, “Hey Rainbow. I was cursed by the princess to have a dick.” is gonna make you a pervert.

        Fluttershy: She might want in.

        twow: O_O

Steel: ... Damn.

 She recalled the strange dream she had the previous night, wondering if it meant anything, but just shaking her head a bit and slipping under the blankets. “I'll tell her when the time is right...” she thought with a yawn, resting her head on the soft pillow behind her.

Steel: Which, knowing this story, is tomorrow. And you’ll tell her by just showing the damn thing off.

twow: About time too.

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END CH.4

twow: Finally. Let’s get the hell out of here.

Steel/Cheerilee: Finally!

Fallen: (from TV) Alright! How’d we do?

Steel: Surprisingly well.

Cheerilee: I’m just glad it’s over... can I go home now?

Fallen: Huh. Normally ponies would want a moment to recuperate, but if you’re up for it, I can let you out now.

Cheerilee: Yes, just let me out!

(The lab doors unlock and open.)

twow: Alright you two. Thanks a bunch. Go and relax.

(Steel calmly gets up, retrieving his work while Cheerilee races out of the lab like the devil was chasing her)

Cheerilee: YeahnoproblemgottagoBYE!

Steel: I’ll see you around, man. (Turns and walks away, mumbling about why Cheerilee was blushing, as well as a few arithmetic problems that he just can’t solve.) Bleh... should get Twilight to help me again...

(The lab doors slam shut and lock)

twow: You holding up okay, Flutters?

Fluttershy: (leaning up against twow) Yeah, just wanna relax for a minute...

twow: Nothing wrong with that.

Fallen: ...Pinkie, can you cut the feed for a second? We need to talk in private.

Fallen: ...you see it too, right? TELL ME YOU’RE SEEING THIS.

Pinkie: Oh, totally!

Fallen: I mean, with all the comforting, and they’re getting more physical...

Pinkie: I know! It’s so obvious!

Fallen: How badly do we fuck it over for them?

Pinkie: WHAT?

Fallen: Come on. We want him to suffer, right? Why not drive a big old wedge between them?

Pinkie: I can’t do that to Fluttershy! I really want her to be happy!

Fallen: Well, a good Fluttershy is a happy Fluttershy... but does it really outweigh twow’s pain?

Pinkie: In this case? Of COURSE it does!

Fallen: Not seeing it.

Pinkie: PLEASE, Primey. It would mean a lot to her if we helped out, even if she doesn’t see it yet. Just do it for her?

Fallen: ...you’re not gonna give me another choice, are you.

Pinkie: Priiiimeeeeeeeeey... (pouts)

Fallen: FINE. GODDAMMIT. But only because Fluttershy’s my friend.

Pinkie: Isn’t T your friend too?

Fallen: Completely different. It’s mostly built on mutual torture.

Pinkie: ...yeah, that IS kinda weird.

Fallen: Anyway. What are you planning to do?

Pinkie: Weeeeeeeellllllllllllll...

Pinkie: (from TV) We’re back! Sorry about that!

twow: The hell was that all about?

Fallen: (from TV) Nothing that won’t be obvious to you soon enough. Hey, since you two are on break, I figured you ought to just chill out, sit back and watch a few good movies. I know that’s what helped Rarity and I keep our sanity throughout “Rarity’s Generous Plan.”

Fluttershy: I don’t see why no-

twow: Hold up. Fallen being nice? No. What’s really going on?

Fallen: What, I’m not allowed?

twow: It’s just very, very rare.

Fluttershy: Come on twow. Let’s just relax for a bit, okay?

twow: Alright...Where’s my sonic screwdriver...(starts rifling through drawers)

Fluttershy: Fallen, what kind of movies where you talking about?

Fallen: Oh... just movies. Might be a bit of a theme, but I think you’ll catch onto it in time. And I know just which one I want to send over, and I know someone who has said movie.

Fluttershy: Who?

Fallen: Oh, you know her.

Fluttershy: One of my friends from Ponyville?

twow: (moves away from Fluttershy to search a cabinet) Damn it Fallen, just tell us!

Nocturnal Melodies: (from TV) What on... oh, hey guys.

twow: (leaping up) Finally found the damn thing...oh! Hey Nocturnal!

Fallen: You brought it over with you like I asked?

No_M: Hi twow! And of course I brought it.

Pinkie: YAY! Now we can do this thing right!

Fluttershy: As nice as it is to see you Nocturnal, what is going on?

twow: Seriously, it’s like you’re having a fucking spy meeting or somthing.

Fallen: Well, since I’m entirely positive that this is the one thing that’ll make you stop being too shy and stupid to see what’s right in front of you, I’ll let it just happen. No_M, let ‘em know what they’re in for as an appetizer.

No_M: Well, what we have here is one of my favorite films of all time. The Princess Bride.

twow: Hey, that movie is kickass!

Fallen: Sure is. It helped Rarity not kill me when I made her watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon, which I STILL don’t understand why she didn’t like!

No_M: To be fair Fallen, it wasn’t that great a movie.

Fallen: Oh, SHUT UP.

Fluttershy: What is it about?

Fallen: At its heart, it’s a tale of a princess and a farmboy finding love. But then you’ve got murder conspiracies, side adventures, revenge plots, some surprisingly witty humor... Rarity ADORED it, and Fluttershy, I know you will too.

Fluttershy: It does sound like something that I’d like. (leans into twow’s side) Shall we?

twow: I got nothing, but I’m rather excited for this as well. (shifts body to give Fluttershy a more comfortable position)

No_M: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell, for as short as my fun little visit was, I really do need to be going. I have some sleep to catch up on before I turn into a raving madman.

Fallen: Because you aren’t already...

No_M: What was that Prime? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me chewing on your arm.

Fallen: I’m sure you feel accomplished. twow, Fluttershy, you just rest easy and enjoy your little movie until the next chapter. And who knows, you might learn a thing or two about yourselves and each other in the process.

Fluttershy: Should we question...

twow: Nah. Let’s just enjoy this.

*BUZZ*

twow and Fluttershy: We’ve got break sign!