My Little Grunkle Episode 1: Mysteries is magic
Chapter 8: Guardian of the Night
Previous ChapterPrincess Luna laid there in the middle of a flat and smooth valley. Sky is dark blue with the bright silvery moon above her crown. She was taking care of a white ferret and a couple ducklings. The dream that she was in ended when a shadow blocked the moonlight behind her. She turned around and was astonished to see a bazar figure as a yellow triangle with black skinny limbs, a narrow top hop, an eye larger then Luna, the lower part seems to be in a brick-like pattern with a block bow-tie in the middle of the thing.
Bill Cipher: "Hi their Princess Moon-butt"
Luna: "*Astonished and mutters* Wha… whats"
Bill Cipher: "*Circles a few laps around Luna* Hhhmmm… now I just had to admit I don't mind dreaming about beautiful mares like you before, BUT… sense you're in your reformed self. You're not exactly my type. So come on Lulu Luna tell me, tell me what was it like being imprisoned on the moon for a thousand years or so? Did ya bring a toy *chuckles*?"
Luna: "Who… who are you and how did you know my backstory?"
Bill Cipher: "Duh… oh yeah I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Bill Cipher and I know lots of things. *He repeats his sentence with a slow-mo voice and his body projects random images like a slideshow* LOTS OF TTTHHHIIINNNGGGSS! Check this out"
Bill laser zaps the ferret that Luna was taking care of, into a ten-story monster. The abomination that was a ferret now has hot red eyes, curved horns, dagger-like teeth and claws like meat hooks. Luna has frightened to see just how terrifying the triangle man in front of her really is as the ferret monster roared at her.
Bill Cipher: "Now, now Fluffy show some manners. Theirs a lady present *chuckles*"
Luna: "*Takes a few steps away from the monster ferret* YOUR INSANE!"
Bill Cipher: "Sure I am because it's what I do best? *Finger-zaps the ferret back to its original form*"
Luna: "What thou do you want from ye triangular beast?"
Bill Cipher: "Oh… just a little small talk and a few errands I have to run. So like next on my shopping list is… *turns into a red monster* ALL OF EQUESTRIA'S MAGIC*turns back to normal*And I would want all for these lovey boys and girls… *slashes his hand and shows a world where the background looks bubble soap and their reveals Bills minion army of monsters with very unsettling appearances*"
Luna: "*Speaks in the royal Canterlot voice* NO I REFUSED TO GIVE YOU ANY OF OUR MAGIC YOU UNHOLEY TRINANGLE DEMON! BEGONE AND TROUBLE THIS DREAM NO LONG!"
Bill Cipher: "*Sarcastically monologues* Ooohhhh NNNOOOO… I'm going to lose to a shrimpy Dreamweaver… how TERRIFYING! [pfft] Right guys I mean can you believe this?!"
Pyronica: "Oh sure Bill, like an Alicorn is going to stop us"
Kryptos: "Well that made us wet our pants. *chuckles* NOT!"
Luna: "I'm warning you Bill. *Speaks in the royal Canterlot voice* LEAVE NOW OR YOU WILL FACE THE CONSIQUENCES!"
Bill Cipher: "YAWN! Please lady, you're getting hasty. Maybe I should show you one of my abilities. Should I henchmaniacs?"
Teeth: "Totally boss, teach her not to underestimate us"
Bill Cipher: "Sure thing teeth"
Bill summons light blue chains that clamped onto Luna's ankles and pins her down. Luna tries to break free from Bills chains but nothing happened. With the snap of Bills fingers the landscape changed to a hellish apocalyptic Equestria where Luna was forced to watch all her royal subjects horrifying suffer from Bill's forces coming out of a portal. Luna is forced to watch her sister; Celestia fight off Bill and his monster army that cornered her.
Luna: "NNNOOOOOO… MY ELDEST SISTER!"
Bill Cipher: "She can't hear you silly Alicorn. This is just an artist's concept of what going to happen in a few chapters or so. It won't be long until before I give you the *disoriented voice* REAL THING AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE WILL DYE!"
Bill and his cronies insensitively laughs so hard that they didn't noticed that Luna could free herself from the chains that Bill created with her Alicorn magic. The Alicorn shot a bolt of magic right into Bill's eyes and no one saw that coming.
Bill Cipher: "*Cries in pain and covers his eye* AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU ALICORN'S AND ALLWAYS GOING TO FOR THE EYE. THAT'S THE WORST PLACE TO GOT SHOT AT!"
Luna: "*Suits herself with her own battle armour* I warned you dream demon to leave my dreams now you must pay"
Bill Cipher: "*Turns into his red monster form* THAT'S IT, LETS DANCE SWEET-HEART!"
Bill grows ten times larger then Luna and his fist grows as large as a wrecking ball.
Bill Cipher: "IF YOU AND THE READERS HAVE NOT SEEN NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET FOUR: DREAM MASTER 1988. THIS IS A SPOILER ALEART!"
Bill slammed his fist onto Luna. But Luna protected herself from Bill's attack with her own shielding spell.
Bill Cipher: "I remembered that all Unicorns can shield themselves but, MMMMAAAAAANNN those are shields ridiculously impenetrable"
Pacifier: "Well then you should have taken your own advice when you told us your plan"
Bill Cipher: "SHUT THE HELL UP PACIFIER, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE! So where was I before I was RUDLEY interrupted?! Oh yeah…"
Bill shot multiple bolts of energy at Luna but she swiftly takes action and dodges the laser beams that Bill shot from his eye. Luna summoned her ice spell at the dream demon. Bill managed to counter her spell with balls of fire. Bill is overwhelming Luna's ice spell with his fire attack.
Bill Cipher: "Is it me, because it seems like its cast spell FRYday"
With that bad pun, Bill and his henchmen army laughs wickedly as the fire surrounds Luna in a ring form. That's the part where Luna wakes up in her bedroom filled with suspense and trauma from Bills nightmare.
Luna: "Oh my. That was only a dream. A dream where that thing seems to more powerful than anything that I encountered. It acted like that thing was realistic and seems to become reality"
Luna beings to cover her head with her hooves as bad memories float around her head. She could remember taking over a castle, the same triangular figure shaking her hoof and being shot at with a laser gun.
Luna: "[Augh] Why do I remember something bad? *tries to shake it out of her head but take* It feels like I have meet the triangular atrocity long ago, but whatever it is I must warn my sister; Bill is coming"
The next morning in Celestia's throne room; Celestia was giving orders to the guards in front of her.
Celestia: "Now we must order a search party to find Twilight Sparkle and her friends. Send a note to Princess Cadence of the Crystal Empire immediately"
Royal Guard: "Yes your majesty"
After the guards leave Celestia's hallway. Luna flies open with something far-reaching to yell out to her oldest sister.
Luna: "PRINCESS CELESTIA, I HAVE A GRAVE WARNING ABOUT EQUESTRIA!"
Celestia: "What is it my sister? Did you find the Mane Six? Don't worry you can tell me anything"
Luna: "Wait Twilight is missing right now? I've spent the night as usual protecting the dreams of our royal subjects and yet I have not encountered the Mane Six's dreams to so why"
Celestia: "Well sister I told Twilight that I'll meet her. But when I went to knock on her castle door she didn't answer. So, I went in to see what's she's doing. But she wasn't there; there wasn't even a clue to Twilight went. So I got a bit nervous and then I heard reports of how her friends family told me that they disappeared too. So I ordered a search party to find the Mane Six. Is there something else my sister that's troubling you?"
Luna: "Oh yes… yes indeed. In my dreams, I have encountered a being of immense power. The power that I've never have seen before in all Equestria. The thing calls himself 'Bill Cipher' and he has the potential to rule over our world with shrill chaos. I tried to fight him but he was to strong"
Celestia: "I sense some magical disturbances in Equestria to. It is that of an old threat that I hoped that would never return has come back to bestow his own line of chaos on our world, and not even the fun kind. Although, I may know a certain someone that can help us with ridding this demon. I did not like how this traveller brought this demon to our world but I will give him a second chance"
Luna: "Who? Who in the name of Equestria can help us with these problems on our hooves?"
Celestia: "Let's just say that a traveller came a human dimension, a different one with magic just like Equestria. If he's back at his home world, then Twilight must be there too"
With that said Celestia summons a rectangular object caked in dust with her Alicorn magic. Celestia blows off layer after layers of dust. There reveals a journal with a golden shiny six-fingered hand plaque with the number five written in ink.
Celestia: "This journal has all of the information about the 'Human Traveller' that came to Equestria long ago. This journal is all of what he left behind, most it so dangerous that I had to bury it DEEP where no pony could find it. Not even Discord. *Uses her magic to flip through the pages* I know of a spell that can send transfer you into the dreams of the inhabitants of the 'Travellers' home world"
Luna: "Who's exactly is this Traveller thou you speak of? And how did you know all of this?"
Celestia: "There's no time to explain my youngling. We must focus on what's really important for all of Equestria"
Before the Alicorn sisters can go on their quest, there's a few things that they need to take care of. There gave Discord a few tasks on what he needs to do when there gone.
Celestia: "… And NNNOOOOOOO parties in Twilights castle until she gets back"
Discord: "*Wears a cyan Hawaiian flower vest, sunglasses, straw hat and a necklace made from purple flowers. He lies back on a folding chair* Oh sure… you want MMMEEEEEE to town-sit Ponyville and yet you still don't want me to spread some fun, do you? Man, you gal's know how crash on my parade do you?"
Luna: "Discord there's more important things to be concerned about. What really matters is that we trust you to take of things that more serious than you think"
Discord: "Why of CCCOOOUUURRRSSSEEE… you can trust me *Dresses up in a Vietnam War soldiers uniform and clandestinely crosses his fingers behind his back*. Why I: Discord the spirit of chaos has been very reformed. Reformed enough to protect Ponyville by the same Alicorn that turned ME into stone. I still punch the crap out pigeons to this today"
Celestia: "*Takes notice that Discord is hiding something behind his back* Umm… Discord what are you hiding from us?"
Discord: "Oh why… I'm just trying a knot with my extra hand *grows an extra third hand out of his chest and reveals his right hand has a knot tied on his pinkie finger*. Now you Alicorn sisters go on your little treasure hunt to find my Fluttershy and I'll take care over everything. *Jolly monotone* BECAUSE YOU CAN COUNT ON MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!"
As soon as the two Alicorns leave the castle, Discord approaches a nearby book. There he opens and flips through the pages until there's a picture of Bill.
Discord: "Okay Bill you can come out now"
Bill as the picture in the book, sprouted out of the page that he was hiding in.
Bill Cipher: "*Stretches his limbs* God that book you called 'hiding spot' is cramped as all heck. You should have like hide me in a closet or something. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Although it was impressive that you teleported into the real world. But its still not enough to cause Weirdmageddon in both dimensions"
Discord: "Well doi, that's why you're here. To help me find a way make sure the Mane Six doesn't use the Elements of Harmony on us"
Bill Cipher: "Yeah so let's get to work"
Meanwhile back at the Canterlot castle. In the center of the throne room, Celestia holds the fifth journal in front of her face while Luna in the center gets prepared for the spell that Celestia is about to cast on Luna. Both the Alicorn sister have a few apprehensions about their plans.
Luna: "Are you sure that the spell will help me find the Traveller that you speak of?"
Celestia: "Trust me it will I've know that because I've studied some spells with the Traveller long ago, for now we have to stay on task. Concentrate my sister"
Luna gets ready to use her magic to enter the dreamscape while at the same time, Celestia reads out one of the spells in the journal on Luna.
Omne quod mundum nostrum intramus in somnis. Intra mundum iam differt a nostro aliena somnia. A Dreamscape quod plus habet de rebus discere. Cristopher Nolan primordiis est overatus
With the spell words spoken out, a white aroura surrounds Luna. Luna closes her eyes as the bright lights cover her horn. Celestia also looks away from the bright aroura before light could blind her. As Celestia opens her eyes, Luna disappeared leaving only a circle of ash on the floor.
Celestia: "*Cries in agony* Luna… LUNA… LLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!"
In the Mystery Shack attic after a whole night of loud parting the whole gang has made a tremendous mess. Most of them seem to be sleeping on the floor while Spike and Dipper sleeps on a battle map. The ponies sleep everywhere while Mabel sleeps comfortably in her own bed. In dreams she dreams of being dancing weirdly on a multicolored disco floor, with cute forest animals in the middle of a forest opening.
Mabel: "*Dances weirdly* That's right gals just keep shaken that rumps of yours"
Talking Rabbit: "Yeah just keep shaking it"
?: "You wouldn't mind if I take this dance do you *chuckles a bit*?"
Mabel: "*Stops dancing* Wait who said that? Is it you Bernie the bear that I already know is spiking the punch bowl?"
Talking Bear (Bernie): "*Hides something behind his back* Umm… I have no idea on what you're saying!"
Everybody stops parting as Mabel froze to see a tall winged unicorn shaped creature, hiding in the shadow of the woods. The creature standing in the woods has its large eyes and crescent logo on its chest glows white. The creatures florescent blue wavy mane seems to also glow dimly. The shadowy creature being to walk closer to Mabel, once it stepped onto the dance floor. The light reveals the creature to be another Alicorn. The Alicorn has dark blue fur, black splotches with a crescent logo on its flanks. The Alicorn is wearing a crown on the top of its mane, wears what looks like metallic shoes on its hooves and necklace around its waist with a crescent on it.
Luna: "Now… now my child do not be afraid, I am sincerity a Dreamweaver here to give you a very important message on something very tragic that's going to happen in our worlds"
Mabel: "Ooh my goodness gracious. ANOTHER TALKING ALICORN *Hops onto Luna's chest and hugs her as stably as she can*! Mmmpphh soft and cuddly. Who are you and why do you look like Twilight?"
Luna: "Allow me to introduce myself *Uses her magic to get Mabel off of her*. I am Princess Luna. I am the co-ruler of Equestria, ruler of the night and the guardian of dreams. I co-rule with my eldest sister Celestia. In my world, I control the moon and she controls the sun. It seems that you have mentioned Princess Twilight Sparkle before. Where is she? Is she alright?"
Mabel: "Well yeah. Her friends have claimed to come from the place you came from. We just had this huge 'gang-bang' and all with my brother Dipper and Pinkie and I couldn't stop parting for a second. Except for Dipper he hates parties"
Luna: "Thank-you very much for letting me know that Twilight and her friends are safe. But I'm here to tell you something big and I don't have a lot of time"
Mabel: "*Sits down on the nearest chair* Okay I'm listening"
Luna: "Good. Do you know who this Bill Cipher monstrosity is *her horn projects Bill's appearance in neon blue sketches like a neon street sign*?"
Mabel: "Yeah I know him. He's the three-sided jerk that turned my brother into a sock puppet and ruined my play"
Luna: "I see. It turns out that Bill is also targeting my world. We don't how or when he'll strike, but my sister has claimed that Twilight must have ended up into this world and I have been sent to locate her. She also claims that a spell left behind by a 'traveler' from your world would help save us all from this demon"
Mabel: "A traveler, what traveler? Did he or she bring any oversized baggage or left it at home?"
Luna: "Yes he has left a spell book that my sister used to get me here. But it is also giving me a short amount of time to project myself in your dreams. I seem to be running out time now. The point is, Equestria needs you to help the Mane Six get back our home and rid the demon. We're all counting on you. Can you do my human child"
Mabel: "Scrumdiddly-umptious YEAH Princess Luna"
Luna: "Good, were all relaying on you to help us. Be good okay"
After Luna finishes her sentence she spreads her wings, flying into the dark mist and out of Mabel's dream. Luna wakes up and finds herself in a dark and eerie forest instead of her bedchambers.
Luna: "Wha… where am I *gets off of the ground*. Is this the Everfree forest?
None of the questions Luna asked really helped. What she needs worry about the most is how will she get back home? She starts finding her way back home by walking down a nearby road. Luna finally reached a road that led her to a small remote town. Luna realizes that the town isn't like Ponyville because of how filthy and even somewhat abandoned it looked, unlike Ponyville's clean streets. Luna's sight-seeing of this uncouth town was interrupted when bright lights flashed behind her back. Luna turns around to see a car right in front of her. In a few-seconds the doors opened and out can taller humans, like the ones Luna contacted with Mabel. One on the left is an overweight black man with a grey mustache, wearing shades, and an officer uniform with a 'forest troop' type. The one on the right was a tall funny-looking thin man with big ears, eyes and teeth like a rabbit. He is also wearing the same uniform and his facial features looked wearisome. The black man looked at Luna so astonished.
Sheriff Blubs: "Well, well, well. Isn't the FFFIIINNNEEE unicorn that escaped from the zoo. A little bird told us that there's a nice old five thousand prize money, just waiting to come to lil'Durland and I"
Deputy Durland: "Yeah. Blubs and I are going to buy some ice cream, some slippers made from the heads of dead baby seals or maybe a larger yacht"
Sheriff Blubs: "Anything for you baby boy"
Luna: "*Puts her hoof onto her chin* A zoo? Tell me humans, what exactly is this zoo thou you speak of"
Blubs and Durland: "*Screams to the top of there lungs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! T-T-T-T-T… TALKING UUUUNNNNNIIIIIIICCCCCCOOOOOORRRRNNNNNN!"
Luna: "No… please wait. You don't need to fear me humans…"
Deputy Durland: "QUICK, TRANQUALIZE IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS BLUBS!"
Before Luna could use the traditional Canterlot voice. Blubs quickly pulled out a tranquilizing dart gun out of his back pocket and shot a dart at Lunas chest. Knocking out the Guardian of the Night out cold and unharmed.
Sheriff Blubs: "Yeah that will teach YA to respect MY authorities. *Examines Luna's body and is impressed even more*. My goodness graves, it seems that we captured ourselves a talking winged unicorn"
Deputy Durland: "Just like the ones you tell me in your stories"
Sheriff Blubs: "Why speaking of which. When we turn this unicorn creature in, do you think that they'll double our prize money?"
Deputy Durland: "If so you know what that means?"
Deputy Durland and Shefiff Blubs: "A VERY EXPENSIVE TRIP TO GALACTIC STUDIOS LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA!"
With that all said Blubs and Durland tried used all of their strength to pick up the Alicorn princess. They used there might to stuff Luna into their back set despite how much she weights. When they finish they got back into their sets and drove off into town.
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