My Little Grunkle Episode 1: Mysteries is magic
Chapter 7: Pinkies party
Previous Chapter Next Chapter(Me: "I would just like to thank Marinus18, the only user that actually helped to come up with a very good strategy of character role-playing dialogue. He/she said that in some social situations I at least should make sure that they don't understand each other just to make things funnier. For an example Stan treats the Mane Six like normal ponies while Mabel treats them like civilized Equestrian ponies because… she's Mabel. I would appreciate it if all ya would at least recommend something useful advice every once and a while or so because I see so many of my stories get so many reviews but this one. So PLEASE tell what I could change. Also this plotline is based off of CupcakeTurtle4's story so I politely give credit to him/her. With that all said; back to the story")
After a long and tiring day for the Mane Six to at least get used to their new surroundings of Gravity Falls or getting along with most of the Mystery Shack crew. Twilight and Dipper exited the secret lab and Grunkle Stan releases Rarity from her cage.
Stan: "So how's your first at the Mystery Shack?"
Rarity: "Absolutely ghastly. The only thing that's brilliant about it is seeing how much of an absolute scrapegrace you truly are"
Stan: "*Confused* Wait, what! Is that supposed to be some kind of pony swear?"
Rarity: "No, it means somepony…"
Stan: "Confused again" Some… pony!"
Rarity: "That enjoys taking the pleasure of a well-known Equestrian fashion designer into an unintelligent freak-show attraction"
Stan: "Well what did ya expect me to do?! Ship you to some cheap circus where the tourist there could have flung peanuts at your Bambi plate-sized eyes for brawling out loud like baby. Which by the way; your complaining is starting to attract lawyers and random techy company people that are demanding refunds already so please lower your tone of voice"
Rarity: "To be honest SIR… I'm claustrophobic I tell ya"
Stan: "So what I can be claustrophobic too. In fact I once had to chew my way out of the trunk of a car, sinking into a lake before. And that's how my fear of narrow rooms began. Soo suck-it up Frenchie"
Rarity: "'Suck-it up', what in Equestria does that possibly mean?"
Stan: "Its SOME… poh [err] one that has to deal with ME or they'll either be sent to the zoo. Great now I'm starting to suck-in all of the annoying pony slurs you and your friends keep saying. Its even poisoning the kids minds"
Grunkle Stan sees Mabel walking down the hall ways drinking a glass of milk in her hands. Taking a sip after sip.
Stan: "Mabel sweetie its time for to go to bed. *Looks at his watch that one of the klutzy tourists dumps into the money jar* Wow its like time just went by so fast that I didn't even take notice that its dark already"
Mabel: "In the name of Celestia Grunkle Stan"
Stan: "*Growls angrily* OOHHH MY GOD. YOU PONIES AND YOUR ANNOYING GIMICKS ARE SERIOUSLY GETTING ON MY BUCKING NERVES SO FAST! Oh… brilliant, now I'm saying it"
After Stan's unnecessary outburst, both Rarity and Mabel laughed at what Stan just said.
Rarity: "So Mabel sweetie. Do you have anywhere that my friends and I can sleep?"
Mabel: "Oh there's me and my brother's bedroom up top in the adduct (I can't spell wright so shut-up). Say I have something very interesting that me, my brother and I could do together"
Rarity: "And what would that be darling?"
Mabel: "So here's what I'm thinking…"
As the normal routine for the twins, Mabel and Dipper got into their PJ's, showered, brushed their teeth. As soon as Dipper closes the door he turns around and see that the Mane Six caked the center of the room with random board games, make-up, Twilights book on sleepover plans, snacks and a Mabel's karakoe machine.
The entire Mane Six and Spike: "SSSUUUPPPRRRIIIISSSEE!"
Dipper: "Wait what? Why did you have so much junk in the middle? I just cleaned this room already"
Pinkie Pie: "JUNK! This isn't junk, its junk for all of Pinkies slumber party material that we're going to"
Starlight: "Its some kind of friendship lesson that my teacher Twilight and your sister Mabel requested"
Dipper: "*To Twlight* Wait this light lavender unicorn's teacher"
Twilight: "Yup that's right I'm teaching her about friendship and all"
Dipper: "Umm I've been meaning to ask you; why exactly is 'friendship' so important to you ponies. I mean compared to Gravity Falls weirdness, you mostly see us all as aliens while me and Mabel maybe the only humans that sees you as sentient talking horses that are equal to humans, unlike my snarky cheating uncle; he just he's you all as... *pauses for a few moments* just colored horses"
Fluttershy: "Oh why friendship too our world is the most important kind of magic. It's the reason on why on we saved Equestria from multiple threats. Is friendship magically important in your human world?"
Mabel: "Oh Fluttershy it is important to humans; just not in a majestic way. To explain it in simple 'pony-to-human speak'. Basically human friends is like bacon bits in a salad bowl; it doesn't matter if the bacon is too chewy or too crispy, as long as its cooked properly"
Starlight: "*Confused* Yeah… I think we knew that already"
Dipper: "So I see that your going to throw a party so… I'm just going to like… exclude myself, get some football armor, a club, pillows and my sleeping bag"
Pinkie Pie: "*Gasps like a fish out of water* WHAT! YOU DON'T WANT A PINKIE PARTY! WHAT KIND OF PARTY POOPER ARE YOU!"
Rainbow Dash: "Yeah how come you don't want to have any parties with us. Everypony knows that Pinkie is well known for throwing the meanest party you ever been to. What's wrong buzzkill? *Scolds her hoof at Dipper* YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! *Flies around Dipper* DO YA, DO YA, DO YA BUDDY!"
Dipper: "No, of course not. I don't have any problems with Pinkies parties. I'm just a light sleeper and I just loath having sleepover parties. That's all, nothing personal"
Spike: "Umm Dip, I wouldn't really…"
Dipper reaches for the door but can't seem to open the door. He pulls and struggles with trying to twist and turn the door knob, but the door still won't open.
Dipper: "Oh come stupid door! Why won't you open already. I thought that Soos had already oiled the door whatchamacallits?"
Mabel: "Oh yeah… while you were gone. I might have made some… plans with somepony or two"
Dipper: "*Confused* Umm… what do you mean?"
Mabel: "I mean that I've been plaining a sleepover party with these mares all day. The idea came to my head when Twilight Sparkle told me an amazing story of how she became a princess, in three different phases. I even told her about the time I that when I was seven I had to get my stomach pumped from all of those clovers I ate in the forest"
Spike: "I didn't really ment hear that story"
Dipper: "Well what does that all have to do with the door being stuck. It's like someone just super-glued it shut automatically"
Spike: "Oh yeah, I was going to mention how Mabel told us the story on how Stan bribed some 'state troopers' as his fake name 'Sammy Pineswell' into letting him leave the kingdom she calls 'Iowa' to another kingdom called 'Nebraska' as 'Edgar Blee'. So even though I later told your uncle that everything he's done is bad and rudely monologues how this isn't Equestria and how we should at least try to break a few rules and pretend that we should forget everything we know about Equestria and 'loosen' up a bit. Also your sister used the same techniques to bribe Twilight into casting a spell that temporarily makes door impossible to open"
Dipper: "MABEL YOU DID WHAT!"
Mabel: "Dipper. I thought we could spend some quality time with the Mane Six and besides this could be a great way make some 'marefriends' sense well they see as alien while we don't and Grunkle Stan sees them brightly bleached colored horses while you, Ford and I don't and its all like WWWWWAAAAA"
Twilight: "You should listen to sister. I admit that I… *Uses her magic to hold up a dollar bill that Mabel bribed her with* The Princess of Friendship am a 'by-the-book-ruler follower' when it comes to breaking the rules. But you and Mabel help us a lot at understanding humans"
Rarity: "Yeah despite the fact how your uncle is a complete royal pain"
Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, I'm against behaving recklessly but your sister and cheapskate uncle talked me into. So at least gives us something in return'
AppleJack: "Now, now gals. I think your forgetting something; I represent the Element of Honesty. I can't believe the lies the Stan. That old prune needs to learn how be more honest with each and everypony"
Dipper: "*Shakes his hands* Oh no, no, no. Trust me, with Grunkle Stan you wish that he wasn't honest with everything he does or say. *Shivers for having a bad memory about it* Don't ask how I know"
Mabel: "So bro-bro, would you join us in some part-iaying. Your ant leaving until you do"
Pinkie Pie: "Yeah silly. Who needs sleep when theirs ponies"
Dipper: "*Sighs* Alright I'm in"
Pinkie Pie: "YEAH SLUMMBER PARTY TIME *sets of her party cannon*"
AppleJack: "So what can we start off?"
Mabel: "How about some karaoke gals"
Pinkie Pie: "YAAAAAAY KAROKE!
Mabel and Pinkie turns on the karaoke machine, chooses a song and the two begins to sing.
I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying
And your hands they shake with goodbyes
And I'll take you back if you'd have me
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready
Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always
And I'll miss your laugh your smile
I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me
I'm so sick of fights I hate them
Lets start this again for real
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready
Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always
Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always
I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying
Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always
Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always
Always
Always
(So if you don't know that song this is its: Always by Blink 182. I also don't own this BTW)
Pinkie Pie: "Oh… my… cupcakes, you… were AMAZING!"
Mabel: "No you were 'amazinger'"
Pinkie Pie: "No… your AMAZINGIST"
Dipper: "Okay we get; your all amazing singers so can we please move on to the next activity"
Twilight: "Sure I have a book on great activities for a sleep over. *Flips through her book to find one* How about truth or dare. *To Starlight* So Starlight…"
Starlight: "Yeah…"
Twilight: "Sense this is your lesson on parting. You can be the first pony to pick someone to do a truth or dare"
Starlight: "Okay I choose Dipper because he doesn't look like he's enjoying himself"
Dipper: "What of course I am. In my mind"
Starlight: "Truth or dare"
Dipper: "Truth"
Starlight: "Umm… is it true… that… you… have any disgusting habits?"
Dipper: "Well… I chew on the end of my own pens until the ink squirts into my face. I can still taste the ink in my mouth"
Rainbow Dash: "OH, OH, OH *raises her hoof in the air* I CALL DIBS ON GOING NEXT! I dare Pinkie to pull a prank on the on that OOOONNNNEEE green hippo guy I saw Rarity talked to"
Mabel: "You mean Soos?"
Rainbow Dash: "Yeah Soos. I dare Pinkie to prank Soos"
Pinkie Pie: "YES! *Rubs her front hooves together* I just have the perfect plan. And here is what I'm thinkin…"
Soos finishes with replacing some wires with some new ones and calls it a day. He gathers his stuff and walks out to the door.
Soos: "*Waves his hand* So long Mr. Pines, so long Mabel and Dipper and so LONG talking ponies that I just learned there from another world. See ya dudes tomorrow or so"
As Soos opens the lobby door to outside, he looks down to find a chocolate cupcake with hot pink frosting up top. Their also seems to be a note in front of the cupcake. Soos picks up the note, unfolds it and reads it out loud.
Soos: "*Reads what's on the note* 'Dear Soos, so-far-so good. I made this cupcake with love just for you. P.S this is not a prank'. Well I'm starting to get hungry already so what the heck. *Eats the cupcake whole, but only to conceive that the cupcake is spicier then the seeds of a jalapeños* AAAAAAAAAAAAA *has his tongue sticking out* UHTZAH LOUK LAVIAH GUSS SPWUUDED UM MOI TWOUNE"
Stan hears both Soos running in the hallway towards the nearest sink and Dipper, Mabel and the Mane Six while Stan is in the living trying to hear the TV.
Stan: "Man everything here is so loud, that I can't seem the hear the San Fransico fifty oner's win already. *Grabs the remote and adjusts the volume* There much better now I can win some beats"
Anchor Man: "Well it seems that soon as the teams start, Claudio Hyder has kicked the ball to Colton Kaepperhoff. And he makes a run for the end-zone"
Stan: "*Gets sweaty and excited* Yes, yes. COME ON KAEPPERHOFF; GET TO THE END ZONE SO I CAN WIN MY TWEENTY DOLLARS!"
Anchor Man: "Colton Kaepperhoff is AAAALLLLL most there and… WAIT, it seems that Denver Zebra tackler Jordi Norcross has come out of nowhere and tackles Kaepperhoff's face into the grass and BOY we did not see that coming folks"
Stan: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAEPPPERHOFF YOUR WERE ON TO SUCH A GOOD START *brawls and pounds the floor like jackhammer*"
Meanwhile upstairs the Mane Six hears the sounds that Soos and Stan made. They all laughed their tails off and cried from laughter.
Rainbow Dash: "*Laughs hard* Oh… did ya hear the way Soos screamed"
Rarity: "Oh please darling *chuckles a bit* did you hear the way Stan panicked. I would have considered that pay back for all the rubbish that he putted me through"
AppleJack: "Now there's just one thing about this that just doesn't make any sense. What the hay is this thing humans call: 'football'?"
Dipper: "Oh football is a ball game that involves a lot of running, kicking and tackling the opposing team so they can drop the ball"
Fluttershy: "Oh my why would you humans do that for sport? That just sounds so mean"
Dipper: "The logic behind that is going have to be explained for another day. When are we going to sleep soon? Its already 10:32pm"
Pinkie Pie: "WHAT YOU CAN'T SLEEP RIGHT, NOT UNTIL WERE DONE PARTING! And that's not going to happen for another three hours"
Dipper: "Three hours, are you serious?"
Pinkie Pie: "Nope, I'm not serious I'm a pony. But if you want, I brought Spikes game of Ogres and Obsoletes and stuffed it under your bed for such an special occasion *pulls out a white box and hands it to Dipper*"
Spike: "*Bewildered* Umm… Pinkie how did know that Dipper did want to party and how did you bring that here? I saw you gals pack lightly"
Pinkie Pie: "I just do"
With that said Pinkie drags Dipper and Spike out of the bedroom. Good thing that the spell had worn off when Pinkie opens the door.
Pinkie Pie: "You guys can come back at anytime. Now if you would excuse us we have more parting to do *closes the door*
Dipper: "So I see that you enjoy Ogres and Obsoletes"
Spike: "Why absolutely. It's the game where we use our risk and imagination to fight off monsters"
Dipper: "Yeah we have something like that here. It's called Dungeons, dungeons and more dungeons. It's kind of like Ogres and Obsoletes except you must use complicated math calculating and you had to deal with how they made the game 'cooler'. In fact, try NOT to imagen what that would look like"
Spike: "No with that all said, its time for our quest to begin"
With Dipper and Spike off to play there game. The Mane Six and Mabel partied and partied (although Dipper and Spike joined some activities) until it was 2:00 am and everyone decided that it was time to go to sleep already. Meanwhile in Equestria, Sweet Apple Ackers farm. An unsocial Apple Bloom looks out of her window, feeling so glum and melancholy.
Granny Smith: "Apple Bloom I thought I told you to go to bed?"
Apple Bloom: "Sorry Granny *turns around* I can't sleep well knowing that my big sister is gone and the signs that we posted throughout Ponyville and it still doesn't make me feel satisfied. I'm scared Granny, I've never had done that many chores for AppleJack in my entire life"
Granny Smith: "Now, now dearie. I'm worried sick about your sister AppleJack too. I always know that feeling deep down inside when the Apple family is in the mist of the dark times. BBBUUUTTT… we recognise that many people are affected when someone goes missing, and we support both the families and friends of missing people. You'd never know how much somepony means until their gone. So missing a family member is the worst feeling in the world. Now does that make you sleep a little easier?"
Apple Bloom: "*Depressed* Yeah, I guess"
Granny Smith: "Good now ye get some shut-eye. I'm going to have to drag you out of school for a few days while we look for AppleJack *walks away*"
Apple Bloom: "*Sighs heavily* I just really hope where ever AppleJack is, I just hoped that she'll…"
Before Apple Bloom was going to finish her sentence, she looks down and with her keep senses of observation she grasps that there what-to be little men wearing crimson and bright orange hats scampering towards the left side of the house. Apple Bloom exited her room to see what it is. She walked downstairs and outside. When Apple Bloom followed where the tiny men are going; she sees them trying to steal on of the pies that is sitting out on top the kitchen window. The tiny men happen to be almost the size as the filly, they all wear corduroy pants, crimson and burnt orange coned hats and most of their beards are light grey and white. The one with the brunette beard is leading the pack into cozening the pie for themselves.
Jeff Gnome: "Come on guys. Winters coming and if we're going to survive and adapt to this alien realm. I suggest we stock-up on some food; or otherwise I'm going have to use Carson's skin has a coat"
Carson Gnome: "*Struggle hold the tower of gnomes that he's balancing* Hay I may be slow, but I'm not death!"
Jeff Gnome: "Ssshhhh… talking is only going to make your skin more stretchy and warm"
Carson Gnome: "You know nothing Jeff Gnome"
Jeff Gnome: "*Turns around and is stunned to see Apple Bloom looking at them funny* Gahh, umm… so yeah… we're gnomes and we came from the forest of Gravity Falls. So you might be askin what the heck is going on. Let's just that the pack has fallen into what appears to be a magenta beam of light that behaves like a weak and hallow piece of earth and when we fallen in it shutted on us all. So anyways long story short could you help us find some food so we can make this place our new home?"
Apple Bloom was freaked out with what's going on and she ran upstairs, crying for Granny Smith.
Jeff Gnome: "Okay that was awkward and. Now all gnomes get the pie and ROLL OUT"
All the gnomes run off with the pie as fast of they can and into the apple fields. One of then accidently dropped a slice.
Jeff Gnome: "We may as well use Steve's skin instead"
How exactly did those gnomes get to Equestria. What will be the future for the Mane Six when Equestria needs them and what's with the 'thing' that Jeff was talking about. Enter Princess Luna and we'll find out.
So did it do better than the previous chapters I worked on. If so why not just spam, me with so many recommendations for the story and humour. I won't stop asking until I see a lot of them