Author's note/ I do not care what everyone thinks; I am allowed to write this fanfic since I am not breaking any rules. Is this a scriptfic? I don't think so. Is it interactive? Not a chance. Are there any famous people in this fanfic? Only fictional characters are here. No matter what you say, I am not breaking a single rule. If you do not like, then stop reading this fanfic. You have no right to keep complaining.

A Splendored Nuptial

"So you had to get yourself arrested," complained Spike, who was walk back and forward next to the bars to the prison cell, impatience and wanting things to hurry up quickly, nippily, and promptly. More steam than usual was coming out of his noise, as he became more agitated, moving here and there in accumulative belligerence. He hated being entangled and dishevelled into a small environment, and Fluttershy could tell that Spike was annoyed at her for putting him in that situation. "I do not think I can take it anymore." His bellowing got the sentinel alerted.

"Be unobtrusive!" snapped Fluttershy precipitously; staring at Spike like a parent would do toward their child when such juvenile is behaving impishly. She herself was under a lot of stress, and Spike's perpetual complaining, lividing, and ranting was starting to exasperate her. She really wanted to smack the little dragon over the head, but realized that doing so would be very unchristian of her and would be categorized as a sin. So she decided not to. "At least be a little bit quieter," she finally spoke, this time less bellicose. "We do not want to get the attention of the sentries. They do not appear that pleasant or affable, and would not think twofold about walloping us with their paddles. Let us not get on the depraved lateral of them." Spike unenthusiastically and reluctantly bobbed in covenant.

She did not anticipate Applejack to ring the constabularies. She truly thought that the other pony was only calling her bluff. The moment Applejack responded to the phone, Fluttershy discerned that the other pony was being severe. The edict implementation organization got there within a minute or so, since Ponyville was not a surely immense municipality. Arresting Fluttershy was relatively tranquil, since Fluttershy did not want to make a big aggravation other the event. She wanted to get this over and done with as hastily as possible. Spike, on the other hand, put out a fight, trying to shot out balls of fire; which were not that big anyway. One of the flames did caught Applejack and Rainbow's Dash's house on fire, which made the actionable enforcement in irater. They had serious charges now, and it was rumored that the Princess wanted them to be exiled, despite the attainment that Fluttershy was capable to accomplish. At least they did not call for the bereavement verdict. She felt lucky over that.

"They will have to riposte to this when judgement day comes," Fluttershy susurrated dexterously, although Spike did perceive. Why was Twilight Sparkle taking so long? She surely had the bail dosh to get them out. It was going to be a large sum to pay, since Princess Celestia was making sure they do not get out easily, but Twilight Sparkle was able to disentangle snags, no matter how grim they were to elucidate. Spike was still walking posterior and presumptuous peevishly, querulously and irascibly. Fluttershy was on tenterhooks that he would stop, but he kept moving agitatedly, which each movement creating more the guard more to cognizance. "Let us keep our contour squat, until Twilight Sparkle emanates."

"Alright," said Spike. As he spoke, Twilight Sparkle appeared at the other side of bar, staring at them as their savior, even she was a corporeal. "You appropriated your stint!"

"I had to get the coinage. I plagiarized from the Church's endowment. We are sure to make it back on donations though, so do not apprehension about that," she said. "Have you heard?"

"Heard what?" enquired Fluttershy in a muddle.

"Rainbow Dash and Applejack getting married," she exposed. This triggered everyone in the scope to wheeze and gagger.

"We must do something about it instantaneously," Fluttershy said, as she started to panic. It was Spike that soothed everyone downcast, speaking very tranquilly and serenely.

"We will go there and stop the wedding," he said. "They must not marry!"

So they gript a cab and drove to the garden which was the whereabouts that Rainbow Dash and Applejack were getting matrimonial. Annulments should always be done at a church, since doing it anywhere else is turpitude against God. There were plenty of ponies there, sitting at their seats. They were about to be married when the person getting them married, who was not a ecclesiastic, asked whether they should get married or not.

"No!" yelled Fluttershy, indicting down the aisle, shocking every pony that she passed. They were giving her a long face. Applejack looked very repulsed and sickened, trotting towards Fluttershy. She looked madder than she had looked ever before. Fluttershy conjectured whether she should get out of the way of the other pony, but she absolutely to stand her ground. She was doing this for God, standing up for his sanctified diktats.

"How dare you say such a…" before she could finish, Rainbow Dash shrieked and squealed, and then fell over. He had just had a heart spasm, sent from God himself to instil everyone their blunders of their conducts. "NEVER AGAIN," the pony lastly unremitting, "YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAWL ACTION"

To Be Continued…

Author's note/ I hope you enjoyed this chapter. There are going to be two more, before this will come to an epic conclusion. Once I have done that I will finish off my Twilight fanfic, although I am desirous to write either Digimon fanfic or Zelda one before I do finish my Twilight one.