The Prayer Warriors: Ponies In Christ
Chapter 4: Spike Gets Spiked
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As Twilight Sparkle and Charity played Bible related board game, Pinkie Pie burst into the room, screaming as loud as she could, "Jesus is for life!" Both Ponies were shock at first with her sudden revelation. But they soon regain their ability to think and were glad that she had changed her mind – now they could share each other's company in heaven when they died, since Ponies go to heaven – a pony heaven, much like our own one. "Hey, you are playing a board game – cool – can I play?"
"Sure," said Twilight Sparkle. "That is okay with you, right?" she asked Charity.
"That is okay. This way it will be easier to explain Christianity to our friend. All you need to do is explain the rules," the new pony said.
"Oh, thank you! Thank you very much!" said Pinkie Pie in a much exited voice:
"The main rules to the board game they were playing was this: firstly, everyone chooses one of Jesus' followers who then, secondly, take turns travelling around the Roman Empire converting people to Christianity. At first you can only convert Jews, but as your convert rating goes up, you can convert other people such as gentiles and pagans. Each turn, the person rolls two dices, which shows how many spaces they can move. Whenever they land onto a town, which has a small population, or a city, which has a bigger population, the player roles two dices, and if they roll a number more than the number written on the city, they convert the entire city. Each person converted is one point towards the convert rating. If they fail to convert a city or town the player can remain on the town for the next turn, but they have to roll another dice, which if they roll a six, the town will kill the player – forcing them to create a new follower, with its convert rating renewed back to zero, starting at Jerusalem. If they do get kill, they get to roll another dice, and if they roll an even number, God destroys that town or city. If the town or city is not destroyed, and a player lands on that city or town, they also have to roll a dice, and if it rolls an odd number, they die also, but they also get to roll the dice to decide if the city or town gets destroyed. The game continues until every town or city is converted or destroyed. I hope you like this game – I just came up with it right now."
Twilight Sparkle, Charity and Pinkie Pie played this game until Spike spurted in. He was a dragon with purple scales and green fur. He had stream coming out of his nostrils – ravealing that he was angry about something.
"How dare you betray me by converting to Christianity? Now I must unfriend you because I am an atheist," he yelled at the top of his voice. He looked really mad – his face was turning red.
"Look," said Twilight Sparkle, "it is not my fault that I converted to Christianity – you can whinge, moan, and complain as much as you like, but I will not turn back from my decision. There is no way I am going to return to my old wicked ways. Although I am still willing to be friend with you – since I am generous and believe in tolerance. I am deeply sad that you refuse to convert to Christianity, but if you are so willing to still friend be friends with me, since I am not too bothered – Jesus loves everyone unconditionally."
Because this comment annoyed Spike – he did not like it that a Christians was being nice to him – he stormed around the room breathing fire – but since Charity prayed to God to protect the house from evil, none of the flames destroyed the house –and then he stormed out after realizing his fire breathing was not working.
As he frogmarched away from the house – moaning by saying comments such as "I hate God" and "Jesus doesn't Exists" – which was such a stupid comment since Jesus was real – God sent down a thunder bolt, which was carefully done so that it didn't kill Spike since God still had plans for this Dragon – even if he was an atheist – onto Spike, making his entire green hair spike up. "What has just happened? I was wrong all along! God is real! I better go back to Twilight Sparkle, Charity and Pinkie Pie and tell them that I have changed my mind and that I will convert to Christianity just like my friends have done!" So he ran back to Charity's place yelling as loud as he could, "I confess that I am a sinner. Jesus, please forgive me!"
"Since Jesus is a forgiver, I will forgive you also," said Twilight Sparkle. And so, Spike joined them in their game. But accepting Jesus, he was going to enjoy the reward of eternal life given to him by Christ.
To Be Continued…