The Prayer Warriors: Ponies In Christ
Chapter 3: Pinkie Pie has a Dream
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"We will be apparent with those two – it was obvious that the witch Princess Celestia has brainwashed them with liberal ideas. It is obvious that Rainbow Dash seems a bit girly at times – Jesus will put a stop to behavior such as that – and I was surprised that Applejack is not a Christian, seeing that she comes from Missouri," said Charity energetically and vigorously, while Twilight Sparkles followed her fervently, listening to every word the pony said.
"I am sure those two will come around – they can be stubborn at times. We just need to be persistent – they will give in. We will not give up. God will never let us down with this mission. The only person we have to be worried about is Princess Celestia – she has always been a bit nasty to me in the past – she is the only person that could hurt us if we are not careful. They do not call her a troll for nothing," said Twilight Sparkle fathomably. Charity nodded her head in agreement. "But I am sure my friend Pinkie Pie will understand – she is opened to new ideas, especially good news such as Christ."
Charity laughed at this joke since she got the joke. The gospel means the good news. It showed her that Christians could be humorous. "Let's go find her then."
Pinkie Pie was outside her house, watering plants – humming a folk tune – and munching on some bread and honey. She moved her head up as Charity and Twilight Sparkle approached her – looking at them.
"Hullo," she said all hyperactive, with her jumping about – she most likely had at least ten coffees this morning. "Who is this?" she was hopping around the other two ponies. This was a weird sight if someone did not know Pinkie Pie - unless someone became really good friends with her and knew her very well. She was a fun pony to be around. Twilight Sparkles realized that she was talking about Charity, since neither of them had met before.
"This is Charity and she has introduced me to Christianity – Jesus is now my best friend – and she has been awesome, bringing me on an exciting adventure," said Twilight Sparkle.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie turned quiet, and when she spoke she said things very taciturnly. "But Princess Celestia has warned us about those Christians. I was told that they poison people while they are asleep and secretly kill them? Sorry, but I do not want to know you now. You are not my friend anymore. Goodbye." She went into her house and locked the door, shutting herself up in her dwelling.
Disappointed and thwarted, Twilight Sparkle and Charity went back to Twilight Sparkle's house to work out what to do next. "What went wrong," said Twilight Sparkle.
"That is what I am wondering," said Charity in a really depressed manner. "Let me sleep on it."
That night, Pinkie Pie had a dream. Demons were attacking her and she was being chased by these demons. Panicking, she sprinted and she suddenly ran into an even bigger demon. It had an even bigger horn. It was the devil! Suddenly out of nowhere came Jesus Christ, with a sword – killing the demon - and saving Pinkie Pie's live.
Pinkie Pie woke up saying, "I am going to convert to Christianity!"
To Be Continued…