Saten Twist SEASON 3
Chapter 27
Previous Chapter Next ChapterLater that day Pinkie is seen having lunch with Saten and Derpy. The three have been hanging out a lot lately.
Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight or anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?
Derpy: But you DID tell someone.. You told "us".
Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.
Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]
Pinkie: Did you take that from Pound Cake again? Don't you know it's wrong to steal from a baby?
Rarity: What's all this about a baby?
Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who said something about a baby?!
Rarity: You did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were you talking about?
Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..
Rarity: What are you doi-
Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).
Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).
Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...
Saten: You have any asprine?
Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).
MEANWHILE
Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?
Derpy: Well.. You can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).
SOON AFTER:
Pinkie and Derpy are both high.
Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?
Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).
Pinkie: Reminds you of what?
Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.