EPISODE 3

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Pinkie Pie: Five hundred and sixty-six, five hundred and sixty-seven, five hundred and sixty-eight... Phew! Look at that, Pound Cake! I am so close to breaking my personal cupcake-icing record!

Mrs. Cake: My goodness! I can't believe what I'm seeing here!

Pinkie Pie: Pretty impressive if I do say so.

Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!

Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we celebrated earlier doesn't mean you drink ALL the wine.

Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would you mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.

Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.

Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear!

Pinkie: (ends up reading letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..

Saten: (throws bottle at her due to his infamish temper) NO SHOUTING!

Pinkie: (quieter) Shining Armor and Princess Cadance are having a baby?! [squeals] This is the best news ever! I can't wait to tell Twilight!

Saten: Who the hell is Cadence?

Pinkie: The one you tried hitting on.

Saten: (sits up a bit) I hit on a LOT of girls.. Trixie isn't exactly the "jealous" the type anymore.

Pinkie: Fair enough.

Mrs. Cake: Oh, em, Pinkie, uh... [whispers] it's a top secret surprise.

Mrs. Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [prolonged shushing][door closes]

Pinkie Pie: A top secret surprise?! That means I have to keep the exciting news... [gulps] ...to myself!

Saten: (annoyed) oh god here comes that damn song.

(the theme song plays).