Here's the epilogue of my fanfic. And today's my birthday as well. It would be awesome if someone on deviantart makes a comic of this. Anyway enjoy. Oh, and the Gryphon is from Quest for Camelot which I don't own, and everything else (save my OC) belongs to Hasbro and Warner Brothers, including the parodies.

Epilogue: Uh-Oh…

It's now the next day, and Illustre was strolling through the streets of Ponyville with Rainbow Dash.

"Man," the rainbow Pegasus sighed with a smile, "I'm so glad things are back to normal with Celestia and Discord. I can't help but get the feeling the poor guy's now the laughing stock in Canterlot after the whole fiasco."

"Not really," Illustre stated. "I heard from Twilight that's he's gotten quite popular with some of the couples last night; they were practically begging him for tango lessons." The two of them laughed in reply before the Unicorn turned to Rainbow with an arched eyebrow. "Say, Rainbow, you don't think Discord is gonna get back at ya for laughing at him for acting like Pepe le Pew, are you?"

"Aw, c'mon, Illustre," the Pegasus answered. "It's not like he's gonna pull another Love Arrow fiasco on me." Just then, she was tackled by a blur of black and gold with a cry.

"What the—" Illustre turned to see that the blur was Lionwing, the Gryphon from Quest for Camelot. And he was holding the surprised Rainbow Dash in a dip, a flirty smile on his face.

"Ah, my dahling," he purred to her with a Prench accent, "it iz love at first sight, iz it not, non?"

"Huh?" she replied with confusion. "What? What are ya—DYAH! Hey! Cut it out!" Lionwing suddenly started to kiss her on the face and neck. "Dude, quit it!"

"Oh, how beautiful you are," Lionwing purred, nuzzling her blushing cheek with his beak. "It iz an affair that we love each other madly." Rainbow then struggled more to get out of his strong grip as he peppered her with kisses again.

"Illustre, a little help here?" she called out to her friend. The Unicorn stepped forward to help before she noticed it. Lionwing's lion tail is now a large, soft skunk tail! She then looked at his head to find that his "ear" feathers are now skunk ears, and between them sat a tuff of black hair topped with a white stripe…Just like Discord was!

"Uh, Rainbow, I think we're experiencing déjà-vous here."

"Huh?" she replied before noticing the skunk features as well. "Oh, no! Don't tell me somepony hit him with a Love Arrow sprayed with that Pepe le Pew perfume!"

"Looks like it," Illustre answered bluntly, plucking the arrow from Lionwing's butt before showing it to her. Rainbow's face went pale when she saw it.

"Are you kidding me?!" She then turned to Lionwing who then looked down at her with a purr.

"I know a tryst leetle spot where we can be alone…"

"AUUGGH!" Rainbow shot out of his grasp and into the air, leaving behind some smoke taking the shape of a heart. Lionwing simply shot into the air after her through the heart, leaving behind a trail of smoke taking the shape of an arrow. Illustre only watched them in the air awkwardly as she listened to them.

"Heeelp! Somepony get this nutcase off my tail!"

"Hey, cherie! Wait for bebe!"

"I wonder how this got him?" Illustre asked herself, returning her attention to the arrow.

"Wow, that Pepe le Pew perfume really does affect the arrow." Hearing a familiar voice, the writer/artist turned to a familiar Master of Chaos, holding a bow in his hand and a quiver of Love Arrows on his back.

"Discord? What the stinkin' hay did you do now?!" She then pointed at the quiver. "And…are those more Love Arrows?!"

"Made them myself," he stated with gleeful pride. "Work like a charm, don't they, these Pepe le Pew Love Arrows?"

"But…where did you get the perfume to affect them? It can only be found in my world, and I'm the only one with the bottle!"

"Are you?" he asked with a sneaky smirk. That's when Illustre remembered that she gave Rarity a bottle of the perfume a while back.

"You stole the bottle I gave Rarity?!"

"Borrowed," he corrected her. "I only gave my arrows a couple of spritzs of it before putting it back to where it was before, so even Rarity wouldn't noticed. It's enough to make the effect work. And don't worry; I've made some antidote arrows as well just in case."

"Why in the world would you want to make those kinds of Love Arrows?" Illustre demanded. "You knew yourself what trouble they cause!"

"Well, after yesterday's little accident," Discord answered with an amused shrug, "I thought maybe for the next Hearts and Hooves Days to come, I can play the chaotic cupid. And don't worry; that one I used before was just me testing them out to make sure they work."

"That," Illustre replied bluntly while pointing up at the sky, "and you wanna get back at Rainbow Dash for laughing at ya for acting like Pepe le Pew."

"Yeah, that too," he answered sheepishly as he looked up at Rainbow and Lionwing having their "lover's chase". "But you told me yourself that they'd be perfect for each other when I think about it." Illustre then looked up at them with a growing smile.

"Yeah…I did tell ya that, didn't I?" She then turned to Discord with a mischievous smirk as an idea came to her. "Say, Discord, I know you said you're saving them for next year's Hearts and Hooves Day, but…how about we use one more arrow on someone else for some fun?" Discord turned to her with surprise but returned the smirk when he saw the glimmer of chaotic fun he likes in her eye.

"Who do you have in mind?"

"Ahuizotl. I wanna see how Daring will react when he gets all romantique with her." She then brought out her iPhone. "Plus, with a video of it, I can help Rainbow beat Twilight in that bet. That girl refused to admit that those two make an awesome pair just because she can't appreciate shipping."

"Hmm…I am curious about how big his skunk tail would be with that long tail of his." He then lowered himself to Illustre's level so that she could climb onto his back. "Hop on!" Illustre did, and he took off for the jungle where Daring Do and Ahuizotl live and fight.

"Hey, Discord, I've been meaning to ask you this. You mentioned something yesterday about loosing a bet with Rarity. What was that bet?"

"That Lyra Heartstrings and Bon Bon have a thing for each other. Don't get me wrong; I'm okay with same-sex romances. But when those two started kissing each other…Well, let's just say I just made myself feel aaawkwaaard."

"Never thought I'd hear you say that."

"I know; that's what Rarity said."

"Speaking of Rarity, what's she to do if you did win the bet?"

"Dye Opalescence's fur a color I picked out."

"Let me guess. Puce?"

"No, royal purple. Y'know, to match Rare's mane?"

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash is still trying to escape the lovestruck Pepe le Lionwing.

"This will probably be what you readers would call the here-we-go-again ending!"