Okay, what you're about to read here is a parody of a scene from Platinum Wheel of Fortune from the TV show Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries (I don't own it; it belongs to WB), the one with Pepe's fourth cousin Peter le Pew. Also another Pepe le Pew parody and a parody of the scene from the MLP episode Hearts and Hooves Day will be in this one also. I own nothing but the parodies and my Pony form. Enjoy (And no, I'm not done yet).

Ch.5: Romance & Rescue

As she started to come around, Celestia couldn't help but notice the familiar feeling of the silk pillows of her bed. With fluttering eyelashes, she opened her eyes slowly and found herself in her bedroom.

But…how did she end up here? All she remembered was enjoying a tea picnic with Discord before he got hit with the Love Arrow…then he was acting romantic towards her and chasing her all over the place…then she fainted onto his skunk tail…

The pieces falling into place, Celestia rose up her head and noticed something from the corner of her eye. She turned to see that its her mirror, but her reflection shocked her. She has on a lovely white wedding gown much like Cadence's wedding gown but with a golden touch. And on her head is a wedding veil with a crown of white roses.

"Wha-What?" she gasped as she looked herself over. "Why am I dressed like a bride?" Just then, she heard the door opened and turned to see Discord at the doorway, dressed in a white tuxedo.

"Oui, dahling," he purred, sniffing a red rose, "I know ze groom must not see his bride before ze ceremony…" He then dashed forward and tackled her onto her soft pillows, earning a cry from her while gathering her into his embrace. "But my lips cannot wait for yours for une autre seconde."

"Discord, stop it!" Celestia begged, struggling as he peppered here with ticklish kisses on her face and neck. "Ah! You know I'm ticklish there!" Discord respectfully removed his lips from her ticklish neck only to kiss her lips gently, earning a pink blush from her.

"Soon we shall be ze marié et mariée," he purred, gently trailing his talons down the side of her cheek. "Name ze day our wedding bells shall ring, my beloved mare."

"Discord, please!" Celestia begged, still struggling. "You know this isn't you!" He only gave her a sly smirk.

"Going to make me guess, are you?" He then moved his eagle claw down to her stomach. "Well, deux can play at zat game…especially when I know of another ticklish spot of yours~" Celestia became scared now, especially since he's holding her with his lion arm.

"No…Discord, not there…anything but that!" In reply, the Prench-speaking Discord started to tickle her stomach gently.

"Gitchi-gitchi-goo…"

"AH! Hahahahaha! Discord, nohohohohoho!" She started to kick her back legs frantically as Discord wrapped his skunk tail around the two of them, still tickling her stomach as he gently kissed the other ticklish spot on her neck. As he did, Illustre and the Mane Six came into the room unbeknownst to the two on the bed.

"Oh, you got to be kidding me…" Twilight groaned as Applejack tipped her hat over her eyes awkwardly.

"Uh, Shy, could you excuse me for a sec?" Garble asked Fluttershy as he covered his mouth. "I gotta use the bathroom." The yellow Pegasus gave him an understanding nod/smile.

"What?" Rainbow asked, turning to him with annoyance. "Ya gotta—" She stopped when she realized what he's talking about. "Ohhhhhh…" She then pointed down the hall outside the bedroom. "Third door on the right; ya can't miss it."

"Thanks," he replied before dashing out for the bathroom.

"Can we just get on with this please?" Spike asked with a facepalm. "This is getting too weird for me."

"Okay," Twilight replied, taking out the silver arrow. "Illustre, where did the Love Arrow hit Discord?"

"Where his tail meets his butt." Rainbow snorted in reply and tried to keep in her laughter, as did the giggling Pinkie.

"It hit him…in the butt?" Illustre and Rarity rolled their eyes in annoyance.

"Can we hold the butt puns for after we've cured Discord?"

Twilight then went up to Discord and Celestia with the arrow and with her magic, struck him with it where Illustre said he was struck before. They all watched as a white aura glowed from the antidote arrow and flew across Discord. Then his skunk tail shrunk to his regular red snake tail, his black skunk ears became long and tan-gray again, and the tuff of black-and-white hair vanished. When it did, Discord stopped his tickling and kissing Celestia and looked a little dizzy.

"Huh? Oh, what happened?" He then lifted up his head and shook it to clear it before looking down to see Celestia panting and giggling. "Celestia…" She then looked up at him.

"Discord…" The others looked as though they're holding their breath, hoping he's back to normal…

"Are you wearing a wedding dress and veil?" he asked, pointing at the veil.

"Yes," she answered, hoping that he's alright as well. He then looked down at himself.

"Am I wearing a white tux?"

"Yes." He then turned to her with an arched eyebrow.

"Was I…tickling your stomach and kissing your neck a moment ago?"

"Yes."

"And…are we lying on your bed?"

"Yes." Discord then turned to see the others standing behind him and Celestia.

"Uh, guys," he then asked. "Why in the name of chaos does it look like Celestia and I are getting married in her bedroom?" They all breathed a sigh of relief. The antidote arrow worked!

"Well," Illustre explained sheepishly, "ya see, the CMCs accidentally hit you with a Love Arrow—"

"It hit ya on the butt," Rainbow stated with an amused smile, which became an understanding frown when Illustre gave her a glare. "Shutting up."

"As I was saying," the Unicorn said to Discord, "You accidentally got hit by a Love Arrow which I sprayed with my Pepe le Pew perfume so it doesn't stink. So you were…how do I put it? Plus fou que d'habitude towards Princess Celestia because she was the first mare you saw after getting hit."

"Pepe le Pew?" Discord asked as he and Celestia sat up from her bed. "Ya mean that Prench skunk guy always pursuing that black cat with a white stripe on her back because he thinks she's a skunk too?"

"Yup," Applejack answered.

"And I was acting like him?"

"See for yourself," Illustre answered, holding up her iPhone for him. She then played a video for him.

"Ahh, ma dahling, you smell of ze sweetest garden in ze bloom of ze spring. Mwah, mwah, mwahmwahmwah."

"DISCORD! Stop it!"

"Ah, ze adora-shion…ah, ze pa-shion…ah, ze moments of dezire, n'est-pas? Mwah, mwah, mwah." Discord's bottom jaw dropped to the floor (literally) as Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Spike fell to the floor laughing their heads off.

"You got to be kidding me…"

"Oh, man!" Rainbow laughed hysterically. "I'm never gonna get tired of that!" Discord then turned to Pam with a gulp.

"Please tell me I didn't do the hopping."

"You did," she answered bluntly, showing him another video. Seeing himself hopping after Celestia like Pepe le Pew, Discord buried his face into his hands with a groan as Rainbow laughed more hysterically.

"As if reading all of those romance novels from losing that bet with Rarity wasn't bad enough…" Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack then went up to him to comfort him.

"Aw, don't be glum, sugar cube," Applejack explained with a smile. "It turned out ahright in the end; yer back to normal."

"And you have to admit," Rarity added. "You looked a little adorable doing that hop."

"It reminds me of Pinkie's hopping," Fluttershy added.

"She's right, ya know!" Pinkie replied, hopping around herself. Discord then looked up at them with a small smile.

"Thanks, girls," he said before turning to Twilight. "And thanks, Twilight, for snapping me out of it."

"Just glad to have our Discord back and not Pepe le Discord anymore." They laughed at the last part before Discord turned to Celestia with a frown.

"And I'm sorry, Celestia," he said to her. "I didn't mean to freak you out like that. If you want me to stay away from you for a while, I understand."

"Actually, Discord," the white Alicorn replied with a smile, "this was the most fun Hearts and Hooves Day I ever had."

"It was?" everyone else asked in simultaneous surprise.

"Just to have my opposite showering me with romance like Pepe le Pew from Illustre's world was an exciting experience for me. And when I think about it, it was like I was in an actual Pepe le Pew parody, a true romantic comedy."

"Yeah, it was kinda fun," Discord laughed with her before frowning. "Still…is there anything I can at least do to make it up to you?" Celestia then thought about it.

"Well, Luna wanted to perform a meteor shower for the couples tonight. I would enjoy having you accompany me to watch it instead of my guards." Discord blushed in reply.

"You mean…as your…date?" Celestia smiled in reply.

"I think dating should be given the chance before we start on any wedding plans," she stated, pointing at her wedding veil. Discord smirked slyly before taking her hoof with his lion paw.

"Mais oui, ma cherie," he purred with wagging eyebrows. Celestia giggled in reply as he then kissed her hoof.

"Oh, brother," Illustre and Spike groaned with simultaneous facepalm/face-hoof as Garble came back from his feeling sick in the bathroom.

"Man, I'm gonna need a bucket of breath mints after that one. So what did I miss?"