The following scenes and lines are parodies of the Pepe le Pew episodes which I don't own. Same goes with the songs Discord sings. Enjoy.

Ch.3: Pursuit of the Arrow

Celestia panted for breath as she slowed down her running to rest a little while hiding behind one of the large roses bushes in a large-enough patch in her garden. Fortunately, the thorns have been carefully removed, and that will give her time to think up a plan.

Alright, she thought to herself. Discord has disabled my ability to fly and my magic…so I can't fly away to escape…or use magic to fight back…An idea then popped up inside her head.

"Twilight! She might know what to do, and I've a feeling the little ones asked her to make that Love Arrow for me if they want to give it to me as a gift. I just need to write a letter to her and—"

"Yoo-ze-hoo, bebe! Yoo-ze-hoo-oo!" Celestia immediately fell silent when she heard Discord call out to her.

Oh, no! She then scooted back further into the rose bush to hide better.

Meanwhile, Discord has just entered the rose bush patch while sniffing a tiger lily romantically.

"Come, my pink kit-ton," he called. "We have so much love t—" He stopped when he spotted his current location and smirked as he tossed the flower into the air, making it explode into a bunch of monarch butterflies with a pop. "Oh-ho-ho, you want to play hide-and-seek, yes?"

As the Master of Chaos, he must be joking, Celestia thought to herself. Then again, it must be because of the arrow.

"Ready or non~," Discord called, "I'm going to find you~!"

Hopefully, he doesn't, Celestia thought to herself, her heart beating rapidly.

Discord meanwhile started playing that Eenie-Meanie-Meinie-Moe game that Pepe does but a bit differently, pointing at a random rose bush with each beat:

"Eenie, Meanie, Meinie, Ming

Catch your lover by ze wing

If she'd holler, hold her closer

Eenie, Meanie, Meinie, Moe-sar

O-U-T spells I heart U!"

Celestia held still and held her breath as he finished the little rhyme. Once he picks the wrong bush (and she hopes he does), she'll make a break for it.

Okay, on three…One…Two…Thr—"Ahh!" Celestia cried out when she felt a furry coil wrap around her waist before Discord's face appeared in front of hers in a flash, the flirty look in his eyes.

"Guess who?"

"Discord, let go!" she cried, struggling to get out of his grip. He only dipped her again with that smirk on his lips.

"Alright, sunflowah," he then said to her. "You've done all that could be expected. You've resisted your natural impulses and run away from me." He chuckled as he peppered her with kisses while she squirmed. "You cute flirt you." Celestia quickly made her way out of his grasp and ran off, making him fall forward on the grass gently. But he only lifted up his head and placed his chin into the palm of his paw dreamily.

"You know," he said with a glance to the readers (you), "most guys would get frustrated over zis." He then looked after her with a sly laugh. "Lucky for her, I'm not most guys." He then hopped off after happily just to avoid Apple Bloom, who leapt forward to grab the arrow but missed.

"Aw, dang it!"

"C'mon," Illustre said as she helped her up. "We almost got 'im!" They and the others then chased after Discord.

Celestia meanwhile stopped by a large fountain and hid behind the large structure.

"I think I gave him the slip this time," she said to herself in between pants. Just then, she heard guitar music behind her, accompanied by singing.

Sweetheart, Discord loves you

Sweetheart, fortunate, lucky you

Feeling her heart stop, Celestia turned slowly to find Discord sitting behind her, playing a guitar and wearing a red-and-black sombrero while smirking at her.

Sweetheart, wake up, and you will find

Discord, he's got you on his mind

"Whoa!" Celestia made a break for it…again. But Discord only smirked after her.

"Flirt." He hopped after her again, this time dodging Sweetie Belle who then fell into the water.

"AW, COME ON!"

"You okay, Sweetie?" Babs asked as Illustre helped her out of the fountain.

"I will be as soon as we get that stupid arrow," she answered as Apple Bloom helped dried her off.

"I'll get it," Scootaloo said, whizzing by on her scooter.

Meanwhile, Celestia had just spotted a nearby garden shed.

"Perfect!" She then ran for it and opened it before jumping inside and closing the door behind her. "He'll never find me in here." Just then, a light appeared behind her. Turning around, she saw Discord lighting a candelabra on a red garden table with two glasses and a bottle of champagne.

"Getting there iz half ze fun, non?" Celestia only screamed in reply before bashing through the door and running away from the shed.

"Zat Sun Alicorn," Discord said to the readers. "Always on ze go." He then hopped out of the shed and after Celestia. When he did, he unknowingly hopped over Scootaloo, who then crashed into the shed.

"Good thing I have my helmet on," she groaned as bags of seeds fluttered down on her and the mess she made. "Ow…"

"I'll get it!" Babs called to her, speeding by in her helmet and roller skates.

Meanwhile, Celestia reached another spot of the royal gardens where she and her guests would eat outdoors in style and dance a bit. Quickly, she hid under a garden table with fortunately a platinum-colored tablecloth going down to the white marble floor.

"I just hope he doesn't find me this time," she whimpered to herself quietly as she held still and covered her eyes with her front hooves.

Meanwhile, Discord had reached the area and started to skate around the tables on actual ice skates without scratching the marble floor. As he was, he sang along with piano music he's playing offscene.

You must remember this

A kiss is just a sigh

A sigh is just a kiss

The fundamental things apply

As time goes buy

He then stopped singing when he stopped by a table with a certain pastel-colored tail sticking out from under the tablecloth. Smiling, he snapped his fingers, and the table floated up to find Celestia underneath with her front hooves covering her eyes with fear.

"Oh, she's shy," he quietly chuckled to the reader as he thumbs at her. He then turned to her again before gathering her into his arms, making her cry out with surprise. Her face became red as he held her in a dip once again.

"Alright, mon amoure," he purred to her. "We've broken through the ice; ze wooing has now begun." Celestia then started squirming (but more weakly this time due to his gentle touch) as he began kissing her in between pauses. "Now we begin our bashful glances…fluttering eyelashes…touching tail-tips…"

"Dis…Discord…ohh…" Celestia sighed, suddenly loving his kisses despite his new romantic forwardness. It could be his chaotic powers having his effect on her, but who knows. Just as Discord started to trail kisses up and down her left front leg…

WHOOOSH! Babs sped past them and caught the arrow with her mouth.

Yes! I got it. She then screeched to a halt and turned to Celestia and Discord…but he was still kissing up and down her arm. Huh?

"Babs, did you get the arrow?" Illustre called out to her as she rushed up to her.

"Yeah, I did," she answered before pointing out at Celestia and Discord, "but I'm afraid getting it off didn't work." The older Pony turned and gapped at what she's now seeing.

"What the—PRINCESS CELESTIA!" The dazed Alicorn snapped out of it and realized what she's letting Discord do.

"Discord, stop this at once!" she cried, trying to get out of his arms again.

"Oh, playing ze hard to get?" he chuckled, giving her a flirty glance. "Well, then…en guarde, minx!" And he pulled her closer to him to kiss her right on the lips right in front of the girls.

"Aw, gross!" Babs cried, covering her eyes. "Not again!"

"Hello!" cried the wide-eyed Illustre. When the two immortals finally broke the kiss, Celestia nearly fainted and held onto Discord by his shoulders for support.

"W…Wow…"

"Vivez l'amour," Discord purred with a wink at her.

"Okay, now this is going too far," the annoyed Illustre said. "If taking the arrow off won't snap him out of it, what will?"

"Tw…Twilight," Celestia stammered, getting herself together as Discord nuzzled her. "Get Twilight. She'll know what to do."

If Illustre had her fingers, she'd be snapping them with realization right now. The CMCs did say that Twilight made the Love Arrow for them; she must know an antidote in case of emergencies. And this is definitely an emergency.

"Don't worry, Celestia," she said to the white Alicorn. "I'll get over here faster than you can say sacré bleu." Then her tone became nervous. "But in the meantime, you might wanna make a break for it…again." With a nod of realization, Celestia quickly made her way out of Discord's arms and ran off. The Draconequus simply chuckled in reply.

"She zinks she can make herself more attractive to me by running away," he said to the girls with a wink. "How right she is." Then he hopped away after her. Pam just rolled her eyes with a groan as she then got out her phone to send a text message to Twilight.

Good thing Discord and I gave her and the girls their own iPhones in case of emergencies, she thought to herself as she wrote out her message:

"Twi, SOS. Dis got hit w/Love Arrow. Crazy in luv w/Tia. Need antidote ASAP. PLEAZ HURRY!" She then hit the send button and sighed when she saw that the message has been sent.

"What do we do now?" asked Babs.

"I guess the best we could do is try to keep Discord still until Twilight gets here with the antidote," Illustre answered. The two of them then rushed off after Discord, and the rest of the CMCs joined up with them a little later on in the chase.