Oh, sorry for not mentioning this sooner, but the Pepe le Pew perfume thing was something I've made up. Sorry for any confusion. Also, what Discord's about to say after the arrow hits him is a parody of Pepe le Pew's lines, which I've made child friendly the best I could.

Ch.2: Accident Leading to Parody

Inside the royal garden, Princess Celestia was enjoying a picnic lunch/tea with Discord under the large shade of a cherry blossom tree. She decided to give her court the day off for Hearts and Hooves Day, and spending some quality time with Discord sounds like a good way to enjoy herself.

"So you're really alright with Garble dating Fluttershy for Hearts and Hooves Day?" she asked him as she took a small bite of her pink lemonade flavored cupcake.

"Sure, after the fiasco I caused at your Gala, I wanted to prove I've learned my lesson," he answered, sipping his chocolate strawberry shake with a smile. "Besides, I can tell Garble's crazy about her and won't hurt her despite Spike's past with him. And I told him that if he so much as makes her cry, I'll turn him into a mime." Celestia burst into laughter at the last part, making him smirk. "Seriously, I did. You should've seen his face; he was all like…DYAAAH!" Celestia fell onto the grass, laughing harder at the freaked out expression he made.

"Discord, sto-ha-ha-op! I can't breathe!" As the two immortals were laughing, Illustre and the CMCs were coming into the garden with the Love Arrow for Princess Celestia.

"There she is," Illustre said before spotting Discord. "Oh, Discord's here too? Either we've stumbled upon a cute little rendezvous, or they're just having a little friendly get-together."

"Wowza!" Babs cried with delight before bringing out a black T-shirt of her favorite roller derby team. "Now I can give him this awesome T-shirt I bought for him from Manehattan." Sweetie Belle then took the arrow from Illustre with her own horn's magic.

"C'mon!" she cheered, and she and Babs galloped off towards the two entities.

"Girls, wait up!" Illustre cried as she, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo gave chase. "You're gonna trip and fall!"

But her warning came too late. Just when the two fillies were a foot from Discord, Sweetie Belle did trip and fell to the ground. When she did, she launched the arrow towards Discord, and it struck him on where his tail meets his butt without him or Celestia noticing.

"Uh-oh!" Sweetie and Babs said in unison as the arrow glowed rose pink. Then the aura flew off the arrow and across Discord's body before vanishing. Then Discord's snake tail turned into a skunk tail that didn't give off a disgusting smell, his ears became small, round, black like skunk ears, and a tuff of black hair topped with a white strip grew out on his head in between his horn and antler.

"Uh…that's new," Illustre said with surprise before getting out her new iPhone (call her mean, but she couldn't pass it up). Celestia meanwhile stopped laughing, sat up, and looked up at Discord, who also stopped laughing all of a sudden when the strangest feeling washed over him all of a sudden (arrow's aura).

"Discord?" she asked as he then looked at her. "Are you alright? And…what's with the tail, ears, and hair? I don't think that should be the appearance of a mime." Discord only gave her a flirty smirk before scooting closer to her, much to her surprise.

"Ah, but ma cherie," he purred with a Prench accent, "ze mime iz not az romantique as moi, non?" Celestia blinked with confusion at this new change in Discord.

"Oh-ho, man," Illustre laughed as she recorded the scene with her iPhone. "This is gold here.

"What?" Celestia asked with an arched eyebrow. "Discord, are you sure you're feeling alright?"

"Everyone should have un passé-temps," he answered, his new tail sneakily slithering up to her without her noticing. "Don't you think, Céleste?"

"Uh, yes," she answered, still confused. "I suppose so. But why—" She stopped with a cry of surprise when the skunk tail wrapped around her like a warm blanket.

"Mine iz showering you with l'amour," Discord purred, wagging his eyebrows at her. Now Celestia was getting scared.

"Discord, this isn't funny anymo—" She was cut off when the changed Draconequus pulled her into her arms suddenly and dipped her over romantically, that flirty look still on his face.

"Ahh, ma dahling," he purred, running his eagle claws gently through her ethereal mane, "you smell of ze sweetest garden in ze bloom of ze spring." He then started to pepper her cheek and neck with kisses as she squirmed to get out of his grip.

"DISCORD!" she cried, her face turning red. "Stop it!"

"Ah, ze adora-shion," he only purred to her. "Ah, ze pa-shion…Ah, ze moments of dezire, n'est-pas?" He then kisses her again on her cheek and the corner of her mouth. Celestia then turned to Illustre and the CMCs, who are watching in shock. Even Illustre couldn't believe what she's recording.

"Girls, what has gotten into Discor—EEK! Discord, not the neck again!"

"We're sorry, Princess Celestia," Apple Bloom protested. "That Love Arrow was a Hearts and Hooves Day gift for ya! We didn't mean for it to hit him!"

"Love Arrow?" Celestia turned her head at the direction of the arrow still stuck on his butt…only for Discord to kiss her lips!

"EEEEEWWW!" the CMCs cried, covering their eyes.

"Oh, I got that one!" Illustre cheered, still recording the two immortals.

"Oh, you leetle flirt," Discord chuckled before kissing her face again.

"Discord, please! The girls are watching!"

Illustre soon snapped out of her recording when a thought came to her. The skunk features…the Prench-speaking…the romantic gestures, flirting, and kissing…Discord's acting just like Pepe le Pew! But why…

"My perfume!" The girls turned to her before she started to explain. "My perfume must've affected the arrow's magic to cause Pepe le Pew's influence to affect Discord!"

"Pepe le who?" Celestia asked as Discord started to purr more Prench into her ear.

"I'll explain later," the orange Unicorn answered. "Right now, I think ya better teleport outta here!" With a nod, Celestia began to concentrate on a spell…but nothing happened.

"Huh?" Another thought came to Illustre as she wondered why the Princess's spell isn't working.

"Uh-oh…he must canceling out your magic and possibly your flying also to keep you from escaping."

"Now you tell us!" Scootaloo cried with a face-hoof.

"Vous êtes si charmante," Discord purred, taking her front and kissing up her arm. "Si intelligente. We will never be apart, ma cherie." Celestia only turned to the girls nervously as he continued to kiss up her arm.

"Yeah," Babs said nervously, "you better make a break for it." With a nod, Celestia hopped out of Discord's grasp and made a break for it. Discord only smirked after her.

"Ah, ze lover's chase," he purred to the girls. "C'est l'amour." He then hopped after Celestia on all fours like Pepe le Pew does to give chase.

"Discord, come back here!" Sweetie Belle called after him.

"Oh, Rainbow's gonna be laughing her head off when I show her this," Illustre laughed as she recorded Discord.

"Illustre, we gotta stop him!" Scootaloo reminded her frantically. The older Pony quickly snapped out of it.

"Oh, uh, right," she replied, putting her iPhone down.

"Any ideas?" Apple Bloom then asked.

"I'm afraid I'm no Love Arrow expert," Illustre confessed, "but what if we try to remove the arrow from his butt?"

"You really think it'll work?" asked Sweetie.

"No, but it's worth a shot," the artist/writer answered, "no pun intended. And if it doesn't work…well, I'll try to think of something. But right now, follow that skunk tail!" Then the five of them sped off after the lovesick Discord.