Pepe Le Discord

Summary: A requested Dislestia fanfic/Pepe le Pew and Penelope Pussycat parody. On Hearts & Hooves Day, the Cutie Mark Crusaders make a love arrow, but it accidentally hits Discord…making him fall for Celestia! Can our beloved Sun Alicorn hope to escape the now Prench-speaking, wooing Master of Chaos? I only own myself in this fanfic; everything else belongs to their proper owners.

Prologue: Yes, I'm Putting Myself in this Fanfic

Yes, I'm putting myself in this fanfic. I thought it would be interesting if I have the ability to travel into the Pony world and back into the real world. And my role in this situation is sure to make this really interesting.

In the Pony world, I'm a tiger orange Unicorn Pony with a dark chocolate brown mane and tail with golden and ruby highlights. I also have turquoise eyes, and my Cutie Mark is a paintbrush crossing with a quill like crossed swords, indicating my talent for art and writing. It's not exactly what I look like in the human world, but please roll with it.

I also like to call myself Illustre (French for illustrate) to make it easier for the other characters in the story.

Just to let any Dislestia fans in Deviantart know, you're more than welcome to make a comic of this fanfic on the condition that you include disclaimers. I was disappointed that StOoiE's comic version of my fanfic Love Gone Insane had to be cancelled and taken out before I can see Discord getting all romantic with Celestia. So feel free to make a comic of this fanfic as long as you include disclaimers. Other than that, enjoy!