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Ask Pinkie Pie

by Scooter Dracon

Chapter 13: 13. OH CRA- oh never mind

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What is your favorite baked good that you made?

I am definitely famous for my cupcakes, but I do have a fond taste for my homemade pegasus feather sorbet. It is especially hard to crush the feathers to go unnoticed. But it's all worth it once you try a taste.

Hey! (Pinkie Pie storms into the room) What do you think you are doing!?

What?! Impossible! How did you escape my clutches?!

Duh! I'm Pinkie Pie! I can defy the laws of physics, logic, and basically everything!

Well, you can't stop me now! I already have too much power!

I don't think so! (Touches Pinkamina. Instantly, reapers come in and make Pinkamina pop out of existence) That wasn't so hard! Now everything is back to normal! (The room lightens up and party cannons fire to decorate the room) I'm in the mood for a coming back party! Please feel free to ask ME a question!

Oh thank Celestia you're safe, Pinkie! Now I don't need to cross out the fun cool little fun things at the end of the chapter!

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Only two things are eternal: The universe and Human Stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the universe.

Yay! Also, It's May 4th! Happy Star Wars day! Review, Favorite, Follow, Share, and feel free to ask Pinkie a question! All in the name of Star Wars! Also, a shoutout to TheSheepThatMoos. :)

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