Ask Pinkie Pie
Chapter 12: 12. Ask Pinkamina
Previous Chapter Next ChapterMs. Pinkamena how rare is it to get a perfect cupcake? Is it possible to go insane from certain baked goods? You seem sad lately here have this flamethrower with unlimited fuel );)
Let me tell you, It's SUPER hard to get a perfect cupcake. You need to add in enough special ingredient to not be noticed by professional tasters, just to be safe. It's also hard to get the special ingredient. I have had to put up with "Missing Pony" posters a lot. Yes, it is possible to go insane from certain baked goods. If you add in enough poison, that is. Thanks for the flamethrower. I need something for caramelization. Watch yourselves tonight, little fillies and colts...
I SWEAR I AM NOT DOING THIS!
"The song that gets on everybody's nerves"
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
And this is how it goes
(Repeat until you get on someone's nerves)
Uuuumm, yeah you know what to do. I'll go consult the TARDIS and find a solution to this problem.
13. OH CRA- oh never mind
What is your favorite baked good that you made?
I am definitely famous for my cupcakes, but I do have a fond taste for my homemade pegasus feather sorbet. It is especially hard to crush the feathers to go unnoticed. But it's all worth it once you try a taste.
Hey! (Pinkie Pie storms into the room) What do you think you are doing!?
What?! Impossible! How did you escape my clutches?!
Duh! I'm Pinkie Pie! I can defy the laws of physics, logic, and basically everything!
Well, you can't stop me now! I already have too much power!
I don't think so! (Touches Pinkamina. Instantly, reapers come in and make Pinkamina pop out of existence) That wasn't so hard! Now everything is back to normal! (The room lightens up and party cannons fire to decorate the room) I'm in the mood for a coming back party! Please feel free to ask ME a question!
Oh thank Celestia you're safe, Pinkie! Now I don't need to cross out the fun cool little fun things at the end of the chapter!
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Only two things are eternal: The universe and Human Stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the universe.
Yay! Also, It's May 4th! Happy Star Wars day! Review, Favorite, Follow, Share, and feel free to ask Pinkie a question! All in the name of Star Wars! Also, a shoutout to TheSheepThatMoos. :)