Comedy! (starts singing "Make 'em Laugh") This is in Pinkie's POV. This is basically what I would think Pinkie Pie would say if she got a chance to talk to the viewers.

Hi, bronies and pegasisters of the world! As you know, my name is Pinkamina Diane Pie, but everyone calls me Pinkie! It's super awesome to finally talk to you! Mostly when I break the fourth wall in the show, I only get a few seconds to explain what's going on currently. So, I would like to show you what I'm like when I'm not acting. I have hobbies besides everything on the show, you know. First of all, I was homeschooled until I was about 15 years old. Life on the rock farm was as you would expect, basically. But I always had some pony to play with, as I had my three sisters. Some people have asked me how I keep being so crazy and how to become as crazy as me. So, as I get a whole fanfic to myself to express myself, I will tell you! But I will tell you, IT'S SUPER HARD! It will be a tedious task to complete. Alright, don't say I didn't warn you!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want sprinkles with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'Happy birthday to me!'

All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. Get a pet that mismatches your color scheme.

21 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Watch as much MLP as you can, then sing all of the songs at karaoke night just to see how many looks you get.

Do you have a question for Pinkie? Just ask via reviews or PM! To celebrate random Pinkie Pieness, I will be putting in FIVE random fun things instead of three!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile (or a Facebook)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.

Review, Favorite, Follow, Review! XD