Comedy! (starts singing "Make 'em Laugh") This is in Pinkie's POV. This is basically what I would think Pinkie Pie would say if she got a chance to talk to the viewers.

Hi, bronies and pegasisters of the world! As you know, my name is Pinkamina Diane Pie, but everyone calls me Pinkie! It's super awesome to finally talk to you! Mostly when I break the fourth wall in the show, I only get a few seconds to explain what's going on currently. So, I would like to show you what I'm like when I'm not acting. I have hobbies besides everything on the show, you know. First of all, I was homeschooled until I was about 15 years old. Life on the rock farm was as you would expect, basically. But I always had some pony to play with, as I had my three sisters. Some people have asked me how I keep being so crazy and how to become as crazy as me. So, as I get a whole fanfic to myself to express myself, I will tell you! But I will tell you, IT'S SUPER HARD! It will be a tedious task to complete. Alright, don't say I didn't warn you!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want sprinkles with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'Happy birthday to me!'

All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. Get a pet that mismatches your color scheme.

21 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Watch as much MLP as you can, then sing all of the songs at karaoke night just to see how many looks you get.

Do you have a question for Pinkie? Just ask via reviews or PM! To celebrate random Pinkie Pieness, I will be putting in FIVE random fun things instead of three!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile (or a Facebook)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.

Review, Favorite, Follow, Review! XD

Wow! Already got a question!

Shark Lord: Hey Pinkie what would you do if Discord or any other being say your a bad party planner on purpose?(by the way your a great party planner) here's a gift for you a T-Rex that I found take good care of it ok?

Oh, I'm sure no one would say I was a bad party planner. But if they did, let's just say I'm needing some of my "special cupcake ingredient". If you know what I mean. Unless it's like, one of my friends of course. Then I would just try to get better at partying! Now, if Cheese Sandwich said that, I don't even know what I'd do! I'd be miserable! But we all know that I'd never be called anything but a super duper party pony! Well, I have been called "Dead Pool Pony" and "The Riddler Pony" and the occasional "That one crazy pink character". But it's all in good fun!

Thanks for the T-Rex! Hey, how did you get a T-Rex in the first place? I know there are time traveling spells, but you need to be a very strong unicorn to do that. Of course, there's chaos magic too. I named him "Sissy" because he's just a big scaredy cat! I tried to get a builder to make it a T-Rex house, but he said it would "Be too big" or something silly like that. Whatever! It's a great gift and I appreciate it greatly!

Pinkie's Top Party Planning Tips

1. Make the invitations look AWESOME! If they look all fancy and posh, then no pony is going to want to come!

2. STREAMERS! You can never go wrong with streamers!

3. Don't add in too much special ingredient to the cupcakes. That'll blow your cover!

4. Learn how to make a bubble shaped like a pony. That will usually keep them busy with wondering how the hay you did that.

5. Have an infinite supply of balloons as a cutie mark. That way, you'll never run out!

6. I suggest Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria if you are looking for a location. Just don't become a night guard there.

7. Make ME be your party planner! This is only if you want it to be the BEST PARTY EVER!

So, yeah. Favorite, Follow, review, share, and feel free to ask Pinkie a question!

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose.

XD

Wow! Two questions and this hasn't been out for even three hours yet!

AyokoNiles chapter 1 . 1h ago

Hmmm...Pinkie, what is ur idea plan for a perfect date, also do u have any love interest?

Umm, I, uh, kinda like this guy, Cheese Sandwich. You probably know him from my episode "Pinkie Pride". He's just so like me! And I can see that a lot of people and ponies agree that we would be the perfect couple! As for a date, I think having a HUGE party with streamers and balloons and cake, but it would be a public party so it would just be a party for the heck of it and every pony would be invited! Ooh! And a disco ball! Can't forget that!

Really, what were you expecting? It's Pinkie! Anyway, please favorite, follow, share, review, and feel free to ask Pinkie a question!

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Annoying the world one person at a time.

XD

Pinkie Pie will now complete one of those stereotype quiz things. I'm excluding the ones that don't apply to MLP. If I could in any way change it so that it is MLP, then I probably did. Remember that this is Pinkie Pie taking the test.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a witch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a BUFFALO, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm A PRINCESS, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PONY, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Wow. You humans have to contend with a lot of stereotypes. Practically none of these are true. Be awesome! Don't do stereotypes!

Yeah! You're probably wondering why I haven't done this. Have you looked at the size of my profile lately?! Anyway, Fun stuff! :

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you think half the teenage girl population would die because Justin Beaver stopped singing and you would laugh, copy this into your are red, bacon is also red. Poetry is hard... HAY BACON.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.

Favorite, Review, Follow, and feel free to ask Pinkie a question!

More questions! Thank you for all of your support, guys! It's super fun to write Pinkie Pie. :)

Shark Lord: All right Pinkie if you were the new night guard at Freddy's Pizzaria how would you handle Freddy and his friends?

Well, I would obviously want to be super duper best friends with them! Especially Chica. I heard Chica makes GREAT cupcakes! It would absolutely be the BEST THING EVER to be able to work there! Fluttershy would probably get scared, because it's a nighttime job, but I always just keep my head up and be optimistic!

(A newspaper article falls into Pinkie's hoof)

Hmm, what's this?

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria: Help Wanted

Ooh! Ooh! Yes, PLEASE!

(Time jump to 12:00 a.m. that night)

Hmm... This place doesn't look like a party place, it kind of looks like the setting of a horror game. (Phone Rings)

"Uh hello? Hello hello! Uh hello and welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! I'm here to talk you through some of the things you can expect to see during your first week here, and to help you get started on this new and exciting career path. Uh now I want you to forget anything you may have heard...about the old location...you know. Some people still have a somewhat...negative impression of the company...uhh...That old restaurant...was kind of left to rot for quite a while...but, I want to reassure you, Fazbear Entertainment is committed to family fun and above all, safety. They've spent a small fortune on these new animatronics...uh...facial recognition, advanced mobility, they even let them walk around during the day! Isn't that neat? But most importantly, they're all tied into...some kind of criminal database, so they can detect a predator a mile away. Hey we should be paying them to guard you! Uh now that being said, no new system is without its...kinks...uhh...you're only the second guard to work at that location. The first guy finished his week, but complained about...conditions. We switched him over to the day shift so, hey lucky you right? Mainly he expressed concern that certain characters seemed to move around at night, and even attempted to get into his office. Now, from what we know that should be impossible. That restaurant should be the safest place on earth! So while our engineers don't really have an explanation for this, the working theory is that...the robots were never given a proper night mode, so when it gets quiet, they think they're in the wrong room. So then they go try to find where the people are, and in this case...that's your office. So our temporary solution is this...there's a music box over by the prize counter, and it's rigged to be wound up remotely. So just every once in a while, switch over to the prize counter video feed and wind it up for a few seconds. It doesn't seem to affect all of the animatronics, but it does affect...one of them...uh...And as for the rest of them, we have an even easier solution! You see there may be a minor...glitch in the system, something about the robots seeing you as an endoskeleton without its costume on, and wanting to stuff you into a suit. So hey, we've given you, an empty Freddy Fazbear head! Problem solved! You can put it on any time, and leave it on for as long as you want. Eventually anything that wandered in, will wander back out. Uh something else worth mentioning, is kind of the quartz modern design of the building. You may have noticed there are no doors for you to close, but hey, you have a light! And even though your flashlight can run out of power, the building cannot, so don't worry about the place going dark. Well I think thats it. You should be golden! Uh check the lights, put on the Freddy head if you need to...uh keep the music box wound up. Piece of cake! Have a good night, and I will talk to you tomorrow."

Well he seemed nice! So, I just have to wind up the Freddy mask, flash the music box, and wear the flashlight! Piece of cake! (A piece of cake appears in front of her) Ooh! yum! (Eats the cake). (Opens the camera observation on the tablet) So, this is the prize room! I just have to click on the wind up music box thing... (presses and holds it until it's at maximum. Then goes to Party Room 3.) That's strange. Is that blue bunny supposed to be there?

(Time jump to when there's like, five animatronics all super close to getting to her)

Hi, you guys! Did you come to see me? Do you want a party? CAN I HAVE A CUPCAKE?!

"That's weird. They're usually freaking out right about now"

"This one isn't even a human"

"I say we kill her."

"No, that would be cheating. We have a system!"

Helooo! Ooh! Is that Chica? HI CHICA! Ooh! Ooh! A bunny rabbit! No, TWO BUNNY RABBITS! One has only 1/4 of a face, though. Whatever! This is SO SUPER EXITING! NEW FRIENDS!

"What is she if she isn't a human?"

"Why is it pink?"

"It just looks like an endoskeleton to me."

"That's just because you're an old model, Bonny. It looks like a criminal to me."

Um, hello? Can you speak? (A clock rings. It's 6:00 a.m.) Oh, Sorry to leave so soon! I have to go now! Well, that was fun.

So, yeah! Hoped you liked this!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who is drinking my water!

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" as you get up and playfully chase them.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Review, follow, favorite, share, and feel free to ask Pinkie a question!

Loving the fact that there are so many questions! Note that I do not own Hasbro and the statement that Hasbro will not allow direct contact with the human world is entirely fake

Princess Sakura Luna chapter 4 . 2h ago

Okay Pinkie Pie, I have two questions for you. Firstly, will you plan my birthday PARTY for me? and Secondly, if you were going to prank someone, who would it be and what would you do?

It would be hard to do your birthday party for you, because we're kinda on different computers and stuff. Hasbro doesn't allow me to have absolutely direct contact with the audience. Breaking the fourth wall and this is all I can get. This is probably due to the fact that I come from a different universe and stuff. But I do congratulate you on your birthday!

For a prank, I would do something REALLY intense! Like this one time, I played a really big prank on Rainbow Dash where I put pink powder in her jersey, so when she flew around, all of the pink powder flew EVERYWHERE! It was super fun! And what's better is that it got into absolutely EVERYPONY'S manes and coats! So everyone had MY color scheme! Ah, good times.

Yeah, this one was pretty short. A shoutout to Bronie's can do it for reviewing this fanfic!

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Crazy is putting Cherry Pepsi in your Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and liking it!

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.

People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're signed up for Team I-Don't-Give-a-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, metaknight4ever, Invisibool, BerriGurl, StarrKiwi, StoriesAreMagic, Randomness Girl, Scooter Dracon, Pinkie Pie (from Ask Pinkie Pie),

Follow, favorite, share, review, and feel free to ask Pinkie a question! Hope you enjoyed!

I LOVE ATTENTION! By the way, I have other fanfics too, you know. You guys ask SO MANY QUESTIONS it's insane! :)

Have you ever tried to use your special "pink magic" to become an alicorn?

I could, but I wouldn't. Being an alicorn would mean becoming a princess, and while I would get a lot of more time with Twilight, I would have to have royal duties and responsibility. I don't think that life would be best for me. Plus, with that, I wouldn't be able to plan ANY parties! Could you imagine?!

This one was short, I know. Hope you enjoyed!

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

Why is verb a noun?

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

Favorite, Follow, share, review, and feel free to ask Pinkie Pie a question! XD

Oh my gosh so many!

Bronie123 chapter 3 . May 1

Bronie123:Hi I have a question. Would pinkie save discord from a volcano or miss her friends birthday party. P.s. pinkie i'm a anicorn yeah prince of raintonia

Discord could probably save himself with his magic, and parties are my LIFE! So, I would go to the party! It's great to get a question from an anicorn prince of Raintonia! I haven't gotten a question from a PRINCE before!

Yet another short one. Hope you enjoyed!

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on your back and forces you to stay down while you both giggle hysterically.

Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

This might be a teeny-tiny bit longer than my last two chapters. Please enjoy!

LJFire chapter 4 . May 1

Also, I have a question. What is usually your daily routine for a normal day Pinkie Pie?

8:00 a.m: Wake up

8:01 a.m: Get breakfast (Chocolate pancakes, chocolate syrup, chocolate cake, chocolate milk with a dollop of whipped cream!)

8:30 a.m: Check mail box

8:32 a.m: Invite all of my friends to an after-I-checked-the-mail-and-breakfast party!

8:40 a.m: Have Gummy come to my party!

8:42 a.m: Gorge myself with cupcakes, cake, sugar, ice cream, sugar, cookies, sugar, chocolate, sorbet, sugar, and SUGAR!

10:21 a.m: Go to the Doctor because Twilight says that eating that is "Bad" or something silly like that

11:02 a.m: (Try to) Escape the doctor's office when he's just scratching his head wondering how I could eat all of that, as if it was abnormal or something.

12:00 p.m: Eat lunch (Usually made up of something like a Hay Burger and fries)

12:54 p.m: Go shopping for party supplies!

2:01 p.m: Host a little foal's birthday party!

4:30 p.m: Go home to help in the bakery

6:00 p.m: Eat dinner (Usually with the rest of the mane six and sometimes Discord)

7:00 p.m: Return home to start hosting another party with Gummy

8:00 p.m: Start getting ready for bed (Take shower, brush teeth, etc.)

8:45 p.m: Try to go to sleep

9:43 p.m: Go to sleep, ready for the next day!

Hope you enjoyed!

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it.

Favorite, Follow, share, review, and feel free to ask Pinkie a question!

Another one! Yay!

Pinkie what would you do if your an Alicorn? By the way would you have thrown Nightmare Moon a surprise party if she didn't go crazy when you met her? Here's a land shark for you.

I already made a chapter about being an alicorn, but as for your other question, YES! Thanks for the land shark, too. Gummy's been getting a little lonely because the T-Rex tried to eat him a few times, so he's been staying away from it.

Review, share, favorite, follow, and feel free to ask something!

"The Song That Never Ends"

This is the song that never ends,
yes it goes on and on, my friends.
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they'll just keep on singing it forever just because...

(repeat)

XD

Pinkie Pie I would like to know what would happen if you tried giving Springtrap a surprise party?

Hmm... I don't know. I don't think he likes parties. When I introduced him to Fluttershy, she actually fainted! Though, that could just be Fluttershy being in character. Also, Springtrap has killed me quite a few times, though I can't die! I'm Pinkie! No one and no thing can kill me! (Pinkamina comes up behind her)

Hey, Pinkie...

Hi, myself from an alternate dimension where everything is horrific!

Pinkie, you getting a job at Freddy's has opened a gateway for me, your creepy self, to come to this world. Now, I will take over for now.

What? But this is "Ask Pinkie Pie"! Not "Ask Pinkamina".

It is now... (Lunges at Pinkie with a rope, ties her up and locks her in a closet) Now, if you incompetent humans want to ask Pinkie a question, you'll need to answer to me. Feel free to ask me something, though. (smirks evilly) Oh, and Scooter, don't do those silly things at the end of the chapter this time. I can't bear them. Anyway, watch yourselves, mortal viewers, tonight. (Creeps back into the shadows)

I promise I did not plan this! A portal opened through the creepy universe to Ask Pinkie's universe when Pinkie applied for that job, and now Pinkamina has taken over the fanfic! I'm not allowed in their universe, so I can't do anything about it! Oh crap!

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue." and giggles when you blow into the tissue and toss it at them.

If your name is John (that is NOT my name, no joke) kudos for having an awesome name. Because reasons.

If creepers suck copy and paste this into your profile.

Note: Because I do not wish to be baked into a cupcake, I will not be doing the fun little thing at the end of the chapter until this situation can be resolved. Follow, Favorite, Share, Review, and feel free to ask... uh... Pinkamina a question I guess...

Ms. Pinkamena how rare is it to get a perfect cupcake? Is it possible to go insane from certain baked goods? You seem sad lately here have this flamethrower with unlimited fuel );)

Let me tell you, It's SUPER hard to get a perfect cupcake. You need to add in enough special ingredient to not be noticed by professional tasters, just to be safe. It's also hard to get the special ingredient. I have had to put up with "Missing Pony" posters a lot. Yes, it is possible to go insane from certain baked goods. If you add in enough poison, that is. Thanks for the flamethrower. I need something for caramelization. Watch yourselves tonight, little fillies and colts...

I SWEAR I AM NOT DOING THIS!

"The song that gets on everybody's nerves"

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
And this is how it goes

(Repeat until you get on someone's nerves)

Uuuumm, yeah you know what to do. I'll go consult the TARDIS and find a solution to this problem.

What is your favorite baked good that you made?

I am definitely famous for my cupcakes, but I do have a fond taste for my homemade pegasus feather sorbet. It is especially hard to crush the feathers to go unnoticed. But it's all worth it once you try a taste.

Hey! (Pinkie Pie storms into the room) What do you think you are doing!?

What?! Impossible! How did you escape my clutches?!

Duh! I'm Pinkie Pie! I can defy the laws of physics, logic, and basically everything!

Well, you can't stop me now! I already have too much power!

I don't think so! (Touches Pinkamina. Instantly, reapers come in and make Pinkamina pop out of existence) That wasn't so hard! Now everything is back to normal! (The room lightens up and party cannons fire to decorate the room) I'm in the mood for a coming back party! Please feel free to ask ME a question!

Oh thank Celestia you're safe, Pinkie! Now I don't need to cross out the fun cool little fun things at the end of the chapter!

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Only two things are eternal: The universe and Human Stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the universe.

Yay! Also, It's May 4th! Happy Star Wars day! Review, Favorite, Follow, Share, and feel free to ask Pinkie a question! All in the name of Star Wars! Also, a shoutout to TheSheepThatMoos. :)