Chapter 9: Trollestia

A/N: Thinking of giving up on this fic, what do you suggest I should do? Major TG and TF in this chapter. I loved writing it and I want to write more like it.

Mother (pause) fucking, Celestia. Yeah, her spell didn't fail, I was now a pony. Great. That isn't it though, she did mess up on her spell, not only was I a pony, but I was also… A mare. Yep, a female. I blinked as Midnight tried to hold in a laugh but he couldn't.

"Oh, poor you," he managed to get out inbetween spluttering laughter, "oh man, that's rich,"

"What?" I asked then jerked my head up as my voice was high pitched,

"Celestia messed up, she, she turned you female!" He laughs and I storm over to a mirror, to see a peach coloured pony with red hair stare back at me. Needless to say, I wasn't exactly impressed with Celestia's antics,

"Celestia you fucking bitch!" I yelled at her, "this is NOT okay, you better know how to make me human again because this is unacceptable!"

"I don't know how," she says quietly,

"WHAT!" I roared, " you could at least give me my cock back because this," I pointed to my new vagina, "IS NOT FUCKING MEANT TO BE HERE!"

Celestia let out a small laugh and said,

"I'm sorry George but there's nothing I can do about this, I can get you a psychiatrist to help you get settled into your new life but that's all I'm afraid,"

"FOR FUCKS SAKE!" I yelled, "IS THERE ANYTHING ANY OF YOU PRINCESSES CAN DO, AT LEAST WHEN I WAS A CHANGELING I COULD SHAPE SHIFT, I HOPE THIS IS JUST A NIGHTMARE!" I ranted for quite a while in my new, female pony voice. I knew I should've been mourning Ethan but I was to worked up over being turned into the opposite gender to realise. Eventually I calmed down enough for Celestia to say,

"You can still stay with Twilight and I will arrange for a psychologist I know to help you get settled in your new mare body,"

"I don't want your fucking psychological creeps anywhere near me," I muttered then left with Twilight. Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rainbow were waiting for then at Donut Joe's. As they entered, George sighed as Rainbow said,

"Hey Twilight, who's this new pony?"

"It's me," I said, " George. Celestia pissed up another spell and this is what she did to me,"

Rainbow burst out laughing,

"Yeah right Twilight," she said, " if this is meant to be a prank, it's not very good,"

"LISTEN SKITTLES!" I yelled at her, "STOP BEING SUCH AN ARROGANT PRICK AND LISTEN TO ME, I AM GEORGE!"

"whatever you say," she said and Rarity said,

"Darling, you look absolutely divine, you need to let me make you some new clothes,"

"For the last time Rarity, I may be a mare but that doesn't mean I have any less mild language or any less of a small temper then back when I was a human,"

"But still darling, once you realise being a mare isn't all that bad, we can have such fun together, we can by clothes, check out stallions-"

"NO!" I yelled again, "I'M NOT GAY, AND BESIDES, CELESTIA WILL FIND A WAY TO FIX THIS," I was trying to convince myself more then anyone there. We took the train ride back to Ponyville and everyone was still recovering from the changeling invasion. We got to the library to find a pony waiting outside,

"Are you George?" She asked me, I grimly nodded my head,

"Follow me, Celestia sent me to help you,"

"I don't need your help, Celestia will find a way to reverse this," I reassured myself again,

"It looks like you do, you need help becoming a mare on the inside," she said.

"What do you mean?" I asked,

"I mean that you are a mare on the outside but a stallion on the inside. There's no such thing as a stallion in a mare's body,"

"Well you're looking at one right now, so until Celestia fixes this mess, it will exist," I stated,

"Unless we get you in touch with your feminine side," she said and grinned, "now first, describe my appearance to me,"

"Umm okay, you're a mare with a pink body and a creamy yellow mane. Your eyes are light blue and your cutie mark is an ink blot," I said, unsure of what she was getting at,

"Okay, now describe that stallion over there,"

"Urgh fine, he's a tall pegasus with an attractive brown body and cute black hair, his eyes are also brown and his cutie mark is a whirlwind,"

"See, you just called him attractive and cute, unless you're gay, that's a mare's opinion," she pointed out,

"Did I, oh shit this is worse then I thought," I said,

"It's not so bad, you clearly have a part of a mare's personality in you, now let me give you a makeover," she said,

"NO!" I yelled but she already dragged me into her house and put a brush through my messed up mane. She then styled it, occasionally pulling on it, which did hurt a lot and she sprayed hairspray and all sorts of womanly things. When she finally finished, I looked in the mirror and what I said shocked me,

"I love it, thanks," I said and she looked pleased.

"I told you there's no such thing as a stallion in a mare's body," she grinned triumphant. Then Celestia burst in saying,

"George, I found a way to turn you into a stallion," then she saw me and burst out laughing, "that is if you want to, I have to say, you look tremendous,"

"Please Celestia, get me outta here," I begged and she did. The psychiatrist waved goodbye and we entered Twilight's house.

"She broke me," I said, "she made me lose my mind for a bit and I actually started to become a mare, it was terrifying,"

Celestia just shook her head in amusement and fired her horn at me. When I opened my eyes, I saw I was still a mare but there was another slight problem on her behalf again, this time she turned me into an alicorn.

"CELESTIA!" I yelled.

"Sorry," she said, I suppose you're a princess now,"

"FOR FUCKS SAKE, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING DON'T YOU, YOU BETTER NOT SEND ME BACK TO THAT PSYCHIATRIST, SHE ALMOST CONVINCED ME TO BECOME A MARE FOR REAL!" I ranted again,

"You will have to go back," she stated calmly, "you're a princess now, you need to be a mare or you will be faced with some very odd questions,"

"I don't want to be a fucking princess, not even a prince. I hate this world, there is no logic to this whatsoever,"

Celestia sighed,

"Well it's either become a princess and a proper mare or just become a proper mare, as soon as I can reverse all of this, you can slap me across the face again if you want,"

"I'm holding you to that," I growled as she took me back to the psychiatrist's house. She knocked on the door,

"We still need help with George, I kinda messed up the spell and turned him into an alicorn princess," she called in. The psychiatrist rushed to the door and beckoned me inside.

"Hello again," she said cheerfully, how about I fix your mane again, the spell really roughed it up,"

"NO PLEASE," I begged but it was no use. She blindfolded me and started working on my mane. After she finished, she said,

"Now for some makeup, I'll just be a second,"

"Please stop you psychopath," I asked but she just giggled,

"Now now George, a mare never insults somepony like that,"

"But I'm not a mare!" I stated once again.

"Well you look like one, sound like one, you're starting to talk like one and now you smell like one. Face it George, you're a mare now, and not just any ordinary mare, but a princess,"

"I suppose I am, aren't I," I gave up,

"Cheer up George, we'll need to pick a new name for you as well, George isn't a mares name, let alone a princesses," she stated. "And besides, your makeup is done now,"

"Great," I muttered. She Unblindfolded me and I stared into the mirror. I, I couldn't describe how I looked, the only word I could think of is, well, breathtaking.

"Thank you!" I squealed then shoved my hood into my mouth to block off any more comments coming from the mare inside of me. 'don't listen to the mare' I repeated over and over in my head. I think I might die from the stress of all this. Celestia trotted in and was about to say something but then her face turned red from embarrassment and her wings popped open, erect in the sky.

"Dammit wingboners," I heard her mutter and I laughed way too hard,

"Wingboners? That's ridiculous Hahahahahahaha I can't believe this, I've turned Celestia on," I laughed and clutched my sides and gasped for breath. Eventually her wings started to go down and my laughter ceased.

"Well then, Princess George," she said, "ready to go,"

"YES!" I cried out, "I swear that psychiatrist is trying to brainwash me,"

"It's seems you need more time for the mare in you to come out," Celestia decided, "I'll return tomorrow to see what progress you've made and I'll also think of a name for you and what you can be princess of,"

"Fuck you," I said, I had to get out of there. The psychiatrist said,

"Let's find you a lovely dress," and I yelped as she pulled me over to her wardrobe and blindfolded me again. I heard her rifling through clothes until she said,

"Yes, this one is perfect, okay George, I'm just going to levitate you so I can slip this dress on,"

I grunted as my hooves left the ground and I felt her dress me up, literally. And now I'm making terrible puns. Wonderful. She said,

"Okay George, we're done with your appearance now, though convincing you to embrace the mare inside needs a little more work, you're almost there though,"

I opened my eyes into the mirror and my jaw dropped. I don't have enough time to think of an amazing describing sentence so make one up yourself. My jaw dropped. My beauty level was over 9000.

"Ohmigosh ohmigosh ohmigosh thank you so much," I squealed excitedly and she said,

"That's right George, embrace the mare, let it take over,"

And I did, worst mistake ever.

"I love it," I stated and twirled for her. She clapped her hooves and I said,

"Oh what's for dinner?"

"Umm hayburgers," she said and I said,

"Yay, I love hayburgers,"

The psychiatrist said,

"See George, was it so bad to embrace your feminine side?"

"It was amazing," I said, "I love being a mare,"

"And you should, when the princess returns, she'll be delighted with the progress we've made,"

THE NEXT DAY

I woke up in the double bed the psychiatrist willingly let me use. I got up and decided to go style my hair how she did it yesterday. I succeed in doing so and she walks in,

"Good morning," she said, "I trust you had a pleasant night,"

"Yeah I did thanks," I say and then Celestia comes in.

"Hello George,"

"Hi," I respond happily,

"I've thought of a name for you,"

"Fire away,"

"Lasting Light," Celestia said,

"I love it," I replied then Celestia asked the psychiatrist,

"I trust you managed to convince him to,"

"Yes I did, I even let her have my best dress,"

"Thanks, this will make him a lot less chaotic then before. I can finally keep her under control. The whole changeling business was his fault,"

"HOLD ON A SECOND!" I shouted, "you mean to tell me that you deliberately turned me into a mare and alicorn princess to keep me under control and stop me from doing anything wrong?"

"Yes," Celestia said and burst out laughing. "I can't believe you willingly almost became a mare. I'm so telling Midnight, Luna, Cadence and Calm Waters about this, this is too good." She then quickly snapped a photo of me in my dress with my hair styled. I took control back from the mare in me. Celestia magically sent the picture to Everyone I knew with a letter reading:

THIS IS GEORGE MILLS AS A MARE. HE WILLINGLY BECAME A MARE FOR A DAY AND A BIT!

She then asked me,

"Now Lasting Light, you can stay like that and become a princess as long as you let your mare personality take over again, you can live as a normal mare with your mare personality I can try to turn you back into a stallion, I'm not very good with that spell though,"

"Umm, for a start, don't call me that, and please try to make me a stallion, I've had enough of being brainwashed." Then at the worst time my mare personality took over,

"Wait, don't do that, I want to stay as a normal mare forever,"

"Are you sure?" Celestia asked,

"Yes," I confirmed and mentally kicked myself,

"Okay then Lasting Light, I welcome you to your new life as a mare. FOREVER."

A/N

It obviously won't be forever. These next few chapters will have him randomly switching between having a mare personality and a normal one. Then things will eventually be fixed, or will John De Lancie ruin it for him/her.

As always:

Have a good day/night

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