Chapter 24: Just a Joke!?

A/N: Yo guys and gals, it's me, bothering to update. Should I get an editor, I know my first are riddled with spelling errors, especially in the first few chapters, anyone willing to edit?

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I went back home for a cup of cider and as I entered my room, saw Sombra glaring at Glad, who was sitting on my bed.

"What is going on here?" I asked as I walked in,

"Sombra's being a dick," Glad said,

"Tell him I am superior to him!" Sombra demanded of me, I said,

"Sombra, I'm still pissed that you used me to attempt to bring back Nightmare Moon for your own kinky reasons, Glad is superior to you,"

Sombra growled at me and walked out, grumbling. I chuckled, hoping that what I just said would calm them for a bit. Chrysalis came up to me and asked,

"George, I feel as if something sinister is going on and we should know about it. On a unrelated topic, why do you keep Nightmare Moon's armour on?"

"I can't get it off," I replied, "I've tried everything."

I shapeshifted into my changeling form, Sombra's horn, armour and all and Chrysalis tried to get it off, her attempts were in vain.

"There's an ancient spell on it and you, forcing it to stay on you," she explained,

"Well that's just great," I said sarcastically and left.

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I wondered into the Everfree, being bored. I walked past the hit belonging to the zebra called Zecobra or something and into a patch of blue flowers. It felt weird as I brushed my hands over them, but nothing too odd. I walked to Celestia and Luna's old castle, it was a nice place to be alone at. I could still feel the Nightmare presence running through the place but it ignored me. It respected me. I trotted around on my four, hole ridden hooves and took in the eerie, silent atmosphere. Eventually, I shapeshifted back into my human form, noticing the difficulty it took, definitely more than it used to be.

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I walked back, again back through the weird patch of blue flowers and arrived back at Ponyville. I went to my spot by the river to see a odd creature in a tree staring intensively.

"Can I help ya?" I asked it.

"Help me, the spirit of chaos?" It asked incredulously. "No pony can ever understand or help Discord with anything, apart from Fluttershy, but she is different."

"Well, you look mildly interested in me so, what do you want with me?" I asked it,

"You have a lot of chaos coming up soon, George, I will enjoy playing with your life for a bit!" He laughed and disappeared.

'He sounded like John De Lancie,' I thought to myself. John De Lancie, one of the best people to ever have been born aside from Chuck Norris and Michael Rosen. But enough of that. I wasn't looking forward to this 'chaos' of his, it could end up rather bad for Discord, who I doubt wanted to face the full wrath of The Changeling Prince. It was getting late so I walked back to my house and opened the door, to see a furious Glad.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?" He roared at me.

"Chill Glad, I've just been out and about," I replied calmly.

"As your bodyguard, I am meant to follow you around and protect you from danger," he said, "If King Nightshade found out about this, I could be demoted for life!" He said, very pissed.

"Whatever," I muttered and rubbed my necklace.

"Son of a b-" I heard as Sombra's smoke form returned to his horn. I went to my room and fell asleep, not bothering with dinner.

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I had the oddest dream ever that night. Even Luna had no idea what was going on. I was with Obi Wan Kenobi and we were fighting off Daleks with mops and riding on velociraptors. And then Billy Mays threw a tomato at me and I woke up.

When I did wake up, the first thing I noticed was how big everything was. Everything was huge, it was as if Chrysalis had trolled me by using a growth spell. Or maybe I was a midget, but that wouldn't make any sense. I then noticed how hard it was to move. I could barely move a muscle. I tried calling out but all the sound I made was gargles. Fearing the worst, I managed to look down to see that… I was a baby alicorn. Yup, a baby alicorn, foal, I think they're called. A quick inspection showed me that I was a stallion (thank goodness) and had upside down wings. I immediately knew the culprit,

'FUCK YOU CELESTIA, I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS!' I cried out in my thoughts. Chrysalis rushed in and I realised I had yelled it out into the hive mind. She saw me, crying my eyes out on my bed and she burst out laughing.

'THIS ISNT FUNNY CHRYSSIE' I roared at her.

'Oh but it is," she said. 'Who did this to you?'

'My best guess is Celestia,' I replied to her through the hive mind. I contacted Twilight, or Princess Venom, as the hive knew her by.

'Twilight, you gotta help me, I'm a alicorn foal!' I cried out to her.

'You what?' She replied and then said, 'hold on, I'm coming to yours.'

A few minutes later, Twilight was in my room, staring at me and at that very moment, I felt an awful urge to piss. I tried to hold it in, scrunching up my face in concentration but I couldn't help it. I emptied my bladder all over Twilight, who screeched as my yellow liquid came in contact with her face. I had no idea I could pee so much, it was as if there was a never ending supply of it in my bladder.

When I finally stopped, Twilight asked me,

'Who did this to you?'

"Celestia or Discord,' I replied pretty confidently.

'Are you sure, I've seen upside down wings before and that was when Rainbow Dash got infected by poison joke. Were you in the Everfree yesterday?' She asked,

'Yeah, I went to the castle,' I replied.

'You didn't walk through any blue flowers did you?' She asked,

'Yeah I did,' I replied, 'what's it got to do with anything though?'

'Those blue flowers are called poison joke, we need to get you to the spa so they can create the cure for you,' she said.

'Well fan-fucking-tastic, get a move on and take me, pretty please,' I said and she levitated me up.

'Babies shouldn't swear,' Twilight scolded me,

'I'm not a baby, curse this stupid body, it's worse then being a mare,' I said as she walked across town with me. To make it worse, ponies were staring at Twilight and I and talking about us.

"Twilight had a child, who with?"

"I heard she had a thing going with Big Mac, I though it was just rumour,"

"Who is the father?"

I have to respect Twilight. She completely ignored the talk and rushed me to the spa. When we got there, the spa ponies, who sounded Russian or something, made the bath needed for me and I hopped in. Immediately I felt the changes return and soon enough, I was in my human form. For some convenient reason, I couldn't shapeshift as a foal, I guess it was because I didn't have enough magical power.

I walked home to see none other then Discord in my room.

"Did you enjoy that first taste of my chaos plants?" He asked me. The following string of swear words I used against him are way to vulgar to put in a T rated fic so I will just skip them.

"Sticks and stones, George," Discord tutted and teleported off, laughing.

A/N

And done. You guys liked that? Next up, the Everfree invades as George has a day full of magic bursts, who could be behind all this chaos?

Have a good day/night

MichaelTheBoss