Chapter 23: Insanity and Gullibility

A/N: School sucks. There's never anything to do at break so I just tend to draw for 1 hour whilst talking to my friends and watching the daily football game in the quad. I'm rambling, so enough of that and on with that chapter!

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"Who?" I asked confused,

"The Flim Flam Brothers came to Ponyville twice before. The first time, they tried to overtake Sweet Apple Acres, the second time, they scammed everypony with a fake 'cure all tonic,'" Twilight whispered to me.

To my surprise, a could here a song starting up but before it started, I asked Twilight,

"Why does everypony here just randomly break into song sometimes?"

"The magic of music," Twilight explained, "the great creator loved music so much that she made it so anypony ever to have been in Equestria has the magic of music inside of them,"

"Oh no way!" I said, "never am I going to be caught singing a happy, girly song out here."

Twilight said, "you sang with your clone,"

"Yeah, but that wasn't magical, that was to satisfy something I've wanted to do for ages," I explained,

"Fair enough," Twilight said and the Flim Flam brothers started to sing.

Song: The Flim Flam Brother's Song Literal Version

Well look at these background ponies Flam. They're the same in every town,

Here's Berry Punch now I close her mouth and she dramatically frowns,

Now let's sell some cheap and quickly made cider without a care,

I'm the one with the moustache so I'll wave my hoof in the air!

Oh we are campy as can be and full of animosity,

There's Flim

There's Flam

We're the ponies straight from Vaudeville,

Come on suckers buy our cheap crap.

(Wait cheap what?)

Yes cheap crap and that's exactly the reason why, you see?

We're singing this song to sound as real and convincing as can be.

And now I hop on to the stage to show you that my horn glows green,

And I will slide this funnel 'cos I'm obscene.

(You're both obscene!)

Now chorus sing along with me, As we all lose our sanity.

We jump

We dance

And we sing like we're on broadway

And we're sure one of is gay!

I suppose by now you're wondering, where did we get this train from?

My friends, it's here because we jacked it.

And I suppose by now you're wondering, what does this fricken train do?

I zip out of nowhere now and point my hoof out to the crowd!

Camera cut back to me so I can stand and explain why this song's syllables are such a pain,

But this tune is so catchy.

I'll chat among you ladies,

I can open my eyes wide!

Look up I see a bird!

No I think it's a plane!

Introduce the apple thing!

Why didn't I think of that?

The super cider squeezy- we don't know what the hell we call this!

(Call me sometime, sexy!)

We all dance very awkwardly, 'cos now we all have got to pee!

We're mostly girls,

But we sound like guys,

Although you can still hear some of the girls voices!

(Young redneck filly, as you can see, me and my brother are trying to scam you, so we'll steal your apples, and might I add what lovely apples you have on your butt there!)

(What are you two up to?)

(Chant: Bouncing, bouncing bouncing bouncing!)

Watch closely you fools!

You're being duped!

Right now, here's where the magic happens.

Right now those apples are being with chemicals disapproved by the FDA.

Those apples are added with chemical x to make a top notch cider that will make your pee blood red and lose all of your functionality!

You won't walk right for weeks!

You stop bouncing this instant

Or pain I will inflict it

And I hate your youthful singing because I'm old!

It's only 3:30 in the day and I'm trying to hit the hay so respect your elder pony and do as your told!

Now granny I know you want to talk my dear and I know you feel in charge. But no pony cares what you have to say now, so just die in a ditch!

Now look has this machine sorts all the apples for your taste.

So what do you say then ponies, care to buy our crappy cider which is made from re-used hazardous nuclear waste!

What do you say folks, are you excited, do you want to shorten your lives?

I know she does, so does he,

C'mon Ponyville give us your money!

IT'S THE LAST CLOSE UP

Look at him and me and our lame choreography.

He's flim

He's flam

This is one big scam

So let's end this song we don't care!

Their shitstorm of a song ended and I said suspiciously,

"You're not the Flim Flam Brothers, are you?"

"No," admitted the fake Flam and they both shapeshifted. I realised that they were our first willing changeling converts.

"Welcome to the hive!" I said, "Queen Chrysalis and Glad are probably still asleep. It's good that you've already mastered shapeshifting. Can you talk in the hive mind yet?"

"Not yet," The fake Flim replied.

"I'll get Chrysalis to teach you, she doesn't tend to do much but eat all my food," I said. "You two might as well go wonder around town whilst I go have a royal meeting with Queen Chrysalis and Princess Venom."

"Okay." Fake Flam said and I left them and Glad appeared next to me, looking angry.

"What's wrong?" I asked,

"Sombra believes that he is more close to you then me. I didn't want to have this job, but you have this infectious banter thing around you that makes it impossible not to crack jokes near you. It's quite fun being your bodyguard," he replied.

"I suppose you want to have a competition to see who is more worthy of being my honoured brother?" I asked,

"No no, well, not yet," he replied and I facepalmed.

"Look, I gotta go talk with a Twilight and Chrysalis, see you later,"

"Bye," Glad said. I found Twilight and said,

"Twilight, we need a royal changeling meeting. Come to my house with me,"

"Fine," she said and we ran off to my home.

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"We need a new hive, I can't have hundreds of changelings living in my house," I said,

"I agree, but where?" Chrysalis said,

"I can ask Princess Celestia for a good sized area of land for a hive?" Twilight suggests. We were all in our changeling forms.

"Can we solve one problem without Molestia getting involved?" I asked, tired of the convenient ways of Celestia.

Twilight glared at me because I insulted Celestia and said,

"For a start, her name is Celestia, and what's so bad about getting a helping hoof from her?"

"It's just as if we can't do anything ourselves," I replied, "with our hive now growing though, we need a quick solution so I guess Celestia is the best option."

We all agreed and I smiled happily at the thought of cracking open my cider barrel.

A/N: The randomness returns. Yep, just like old times! If anyone has any suggestions, fire away. I have three ideas, 'George encounters Poison Joke,' 'George's drink is spiked with love potion,' and 'Glad vs Sombra, the battle to be George's brother,' leave your suggestion in the reviews.

Have a good day/ night

MichaelTheBoss