Chapter 11: Sweet Sweet Fingers

A/N: NOT ACCEPTING ANY OCS RIGHT NOW.

"I look gorgeous," I said, posing in the mirror. I saw Twilight taking down notes behind me and Sky was whistling to herself.

"Well, I believe I have all the information I need," Twilight said, "goodbye Sky, bye Light,"

"Bye Twilight," I said. She left back to Ponyville and Sky made us some salads. I didn't miss meat, sure it was nice but have you ever ate roses? They are even better then Nandos. And they taste like chicken.

I have almost completely let go of being a stallion, being a mare is so much better. Sky has given me a few dresses to help me get settled down, and it works. Doing more feminine activities makes me almost eradicate the stallion, which is good. Sky and everyone is so nice to me, always complimenting me and helping me along. I must remind myself to thank Princess Celestia for doing this for me in the first place, she's so wise and nice. I let my thoughts wonder for a bit.

THAT NIGHT

I walked around in my dreamscape. The last time I did this, I organised a deal with Queen Chrysalis. This time, I'm attempting to contact Princess Luna. At least in my dreams, I get to have my man personality back. The mare has pretty much removed me from this body. Luna is my last hope. I called out,

"Luna? LUNA?"

She suddenly appeared in front of me,

"What is it, George?"

"Okay, Luna, listen to me. After Celestia turned me into a female pony, she sent me to this psychiatrist who's pretty much been trying to brainwash me into becoming a 'true mare'. I don't have much time left before I lose my mind to the mare completely. You have to help me,"

"Okay George, I will. Meet me at Donut Joe's, tomorrow at 2:00pm,"

"Thank you Luna," I said, "though I might randomly switch personalities whenever. If that happens, do whatever you can to get the real me back,"

"Farewell, George. Shimmering Skies is waking up now and you should be too."

"Goodbye Princess," I said and the mare took over me again. I retreated back to my mental holdout.

We decided to have a day shopping in Canterlot. Sky wanted new clothes and all mine were hers anyway so I also wanted some. We left her house at around 11am and we parted ways, agreeing to meet up again at 4:00pm. We both wanted time alone. I browsed the shops and secretly checked out the stallions, when a nagging voice in my head said,

'stop looking at those stallions, you're not gay and you're not going to be a pony much longer. Luna is going to fix all of Celestia's mistakes and I'm going to give Celestia a piece of my mind. Just please let me control the body,' I sighed and let my other personality take over. He says,

"Thank God that worked," and checked the time, 1:30pm. Time goes by quickly when you're battling yourself for control over your body. I (normal personality) then tapped my hoof and wondered about, exploring Canterlot. I overheard to stallions talking,

"I'm telling you Ted, that mare over there is smokin' hot, she's gonna love me. It's gonna be legen- wait for it- dary,"

"Are you sure Barney?" the other one said to the one in the suit who I assumed was Barney and he replied,

"Yeah, just watch me," and walked over to me,

"Hey," he said, "wanna go to the bar, drinks on me," then I decided to shock him,

"Thanks but no thanks, I wouldn't be a mare if you're ridiculous Princess Celestia hadn't fucked up her magic, I would be a human, AND MALE!"

"Oh," he said awkwardly and dashed back to his friend, Ted, who was dying of laughter.

I shook my head in humour then realised it was 2:05. I found Donut Joe's and entered to see Luna sitting alone. We made eye contact and she stood up and walked over to me.

"Hello," she said,

"Luna, please tell me you can help, I can't take anymore of this,"

"Don't worry, I can help, let's go somewhere private,"

We left the restaurant and found a dark alleyway. She fired her horn at me and I was encased in a blue magical aura. The female presence in me slipped away and I started to regain my humanity. I sighed in relief as the spell finished,

"I never thought I'd be so happy to see my own fingers," I said and continued with, "now if you excuse me, I need to have a word with your sister about her… Antics," I jogged off but was sidetracked by another pony,

"You will go on a great journey," she said,

"Umm what?" I replied,

"I dunno, doesn't everypony go on a journey at some point in their lives, I think I might have something you would like in my shop,"

"Okay," I said and she led me inside. Inside there was a number of trinkets and baubles. And she got me out a stick,

"Wow," I said, "I always wanted a stick,"

"It's a walking stick," she said, "just let me enchant it for you," she fired her laser at it and the stick grew to fit my size and carvings appeared on it, ones from my past in Equestria.

"Neat," I whistled,

"I also made it next to impossible to break, it holds your memories of Equestria in it and whenever a new one pops up,,it will appear on the staff. Is that one of you attacking Princess Celestia?"

"Yep," I said, and she replied,

"That'l be 20 bits please,"

I handed over the cash and left with it. Celestia would be doing her court right now so I decided to pay her a visit. I left for the castle.

I arrived and joined the queue, which was moving pretty quickly. After about 15 mins I was next and I readied my staff to bop over her head.

"NEXT!" One of the guards called and I walked in, swinging my staff like a badass. Celestia gasped when she saw me and said,

"George, how did you, how are you here, you're a pony,"

"Not any more," I grinned, "courtesy to your wonderful sister," Her eyes widened and I smirked, taking my chance. As soon as her head got low enough, I forgot about all the guards, and took a massive swing at her. My staff connected with her face and the backlash my arm got was horrible. Celestia stumbled backwards and the guards piled on me but she said,

"STOP!" and they all got off.

"You had that one coming for a long time," I stated and she nodded in agreement,

"I suppose I have, Element of Trust,"

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I need to ask you something. Can you give me some bits for a new house, I think Twilight is tired of having me stay there and no way am I going anywhere near that crazy Shimmering Skies again,"

"It's the least I can do," she said and I grinned, my day was s success.

A/N:

And that ends this plot sequence. I'm thinking of doing a Q and A type chapter, if you think I should or shouldn't, tell me, I'm running out of ideas fast. If you think I should, feel free to post questions to ask George with your review. I read all of them. If you haven't noticed, a lot of this fic is based off Bronywriter of FIMfiction's fics about TD, I recommend you go check them out, anyone get the reference in this chapter?

Have a good day/night

MichaelTheBoss