(and we are back! ready for Chapter...uh 4!?)

(Ready!)
(Lets Party!)

(ALRIGHT!)

As they entered PonyVille, La Mode couldn't help but notice a constant rumbling in his stomach.
"Let me guess, you're hungry"

"Yeah. But I'll live."
"You sure? Because Sugar Cube Corner is right there."

"We do not have the currency to get anything here."
"Dunno, but we can check. I had five bucks with me when i went through the portal. Let me look" She pulled out a bag and opened it. " yup, 5 bits".

He glared at her. "I hate you."
" i dont see the problem...do you?" She stopped walking and looked behind her.

He turned around to see what she was looking at.
It was the C.M.C. "um..hi girls..may we help you?" they just continued to stand and stare.

La Mode stared, and whispered to Shocka. "This is what I was afraid of."
She turned to him. " SHUT UP LA MODE!" she looked mad.

He almost shrunk. "Sorry."
Sweetiebelle stepped forward and said. " We saw you in the forest flying, are you an Alicorn Princess miss?" Shocka just starred.

La Mode quietly backed away.
"uh…. Mode back me up here" Then Scootaloo said " She is! Shes trying to hide it! So Applebloom was right and it was not our imaginations!"

La Mode stopped, unsure of what to do. "Well…..we need to get going."
She nodded and said " La Mode here is right we have something complicated on our hands..i mean hoofs."

La Mode nodded. "So, bye fillies!" He walked away at a brisk pace.
Just then Applebloom asked "is it Relationship Complications?...because you look like a couple who would have loads of them."
Shocka stopped in her tracks nearly barfing. " please tell me i did not hear that."

La Mode groaned. "The relationship complications bit? Because that's what I heard. Please tell me this is a nightmare."
"daww, but you two seem perfect" swettiebelle replied.

He stared at her. "Are you mentally ill? Because it sounds like it. No, not relationship complications, thank you very much!"
" DEATH A LA MODE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CURL!" Shocka nearly exploded.

La Mode backed away. "Another reason I should never open my mouth for anything other than eating."
Shocka walked over to Swettiebelle who was now crying. "its ok, La Mode just does not like the idea of relationships. he thinks they're too cheesy."

"What the-ooo. Low blow." He glared at her. "Low blow."
" it is not Low Blow, you made her cry!"

"Well, I'm sorry, ok! You don't have to take out anything on me just because I'm an idiot!"
"You are an idiot, we agree ever since this thing started! ever since i fell out of that tree we've been arguing non-stop."

"True, that."
She hugged Sweetie Belle and wiped her tears away."just ignore things that make you upset, ok" Sweetie Belle nodded and they ran off to the clubhouse.
"they are cuter in real life."

"Yeah." La Mode looked at the ground, shaking his head. "What kind of moron am I?"
"oh come on, you're not a moron! you just don't think before you speak." She hugged La Mode then continued walking.

"That's a little incorrect. I do think before I speak. I just need to think twice."
"say what you want but still, think harder before you speak."

"Yeah." He followed her, trying to keep his head down.
Shocka looked at him with a worried expression. '' what is it, you seem upset because you can't believe something is happening"

"Actually, the problem is I can. It's a scary position to be in. Besides, I don't want to wreck this world."
"im sure that wont happen, you're not alone this time. i will make sure you don't wreck this world."

"Well, so many people have said that to me, and it happened anyway." He looked around. "Just try to look as insignificant as possible."
She looked around. " Too late"

La Mode looked up to see every pony staring at them. "Ooo, swell."
" what are we, PonyVille Cutest couple? does everypony think we're dating!?

"I do not know, but we're about to find out." He face hoofed. "Genius, La Mode. Freaking genius." His voice dripped with sarcasm.

A purple alicorn that could have only been Twilight Sparkle walked forward, raising an eyebrow.

La Mode started. "Oh, fhdjugngifdfd." (He would have swore there, but there were kids around.)

Twilight smiled. "Hello, there. My name is Twilight Sparkle. What's yours?"
"Mia Shockain but friends call me Shocka"

"And I'm Death a la Mode. Friends call me La Mode." He looked very nervous.

"Interesting names. So, you two on a honeymoon or something?"
Shocka nearly barfed...again."please don't say that….me and La Mode are B..FF's"'

La Mode turned green. "Yeah. So, no honeymoon stuff. Is there a trash can around here?"

Twilight motioned to a garbage pail, in which La Mode instantly barfed in.
Shocka cleared her throat and said "may i ask why you say that Twilight?"

Twilight stared at La Mode. "No...particular reason."
" ya sure because you're kind of the second pony to ask if we we're in a relationship"

La Mode continued barfing.

Twilight turned from La Mode, slightly green as well. "No reason whatsoever."
Shocka tightened the knot on the cape La Mode lent her.

La Mode finished, and spat out the remaining barf, returning. "But no. No relationship other than friends here."
Shocka looked down ' yeah. we've been BFF's for a long time."
Twilight nodded, still slightly put off. "Well, um...would you guys like something to eat?"
"We were actually just on our way to Sugar Cube corner for a snack"

La Mode elbowed her. "We'd love to have something! We're starving! Especially me, since all of yesterday's food went bye bye."

Shocka held the spot la Mode elbowed her and her main and tail became flame. " Seriously! That HURT!"

"Sorry!" He then noticed the flames. "HOLY TGJTIGJTIVMIFFJRFKFEROIFJRIGJT!"
Rainbow Dash flew down from the cloud she was on and said " THAT WAS SO COOL! HOW DID YOU DO IT?"

La Mode stared at the pegasus. "Really? I could have died, and you say it was awesome? Please explain this mentality!"
"um well, i have...a curse you see"
Just then Twilight gasped " A Curse?"

La Mode took this as an opportunity to sneak off.

" Get back here La Mode.." Shocka said looking at him

He stopped, trying not to spout out several rude words. "F-f-fine."

" Thought so..but Twilight, its under control. I can control it. so dont worry Equestria is safe evermore!"

"At least, we hope so."

Shocka glared."yeah...we hope so…"

Twilight looked slightly confused, but shrugged and gave a smile.
La Mode shrugged. "Anyways, you said something about food, right?"
Shocka leaned towards La Mode and said "if Mode and Shocka exist, does that mean the DCE does as well?"

He whispered back. "I doubt it. But still, good point. Let's keep on guard for these things."

Twilight stared at them. "What were you saying?"

La Mode straightened. "Nothing! Absolutely nothing-"
Shocka rolled her eyes ' smooth La Mode...smooth!"

Twilight raised an eyebrow, but shrugged. "So, you coming or what?"
'we're coming, but do you mind if i try to figure out a science question on our way there?" Shocka simply asked.

Twilight grinned. "What kind of science question?"

La Mode groaned. "Oh, boy. Here we go."
"just a How can Portal goo end up on a ponys wings when they go through a portal question"

Twilight looked curious. "Why would you ask a question like that?"

La Mode noticed that ponies had gone about their business by now.
" oh i wanna know if it...uh ever happens"

Twilight began walking, thinking at the same time. "Well, with some kinds of portals, it does."
A wind started to blow and Shocka got a worried expression.

La Mode looked up, and turned white. "It always begins with the wind. Then bad things happen."
With the wind blowing nopony could see clearly and at the same time La Modes cape flew off Shocka and nopony noticed.

Except La Mode, who got the cape in his face. "MFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMMFMFFFF!"
Everypony walked into Sugar Cube Corner and when they looked at Shocka everypony including the Cake's gasped.

La Mode, still stuck outside, fought his cape viciously. "GET OFF MY FACE! GEEEEEET OFF!"

Twilight stared at Shocka. "Who are you?"
Shocka looked at her back. " i..i can explain."

"Spike! I need you to send a letter to Princess Celestia!"
''Great…..just great" Shocka sat down at a table near Twilight.

La Mode finally wrestled it off, and looked around. "Shocka?"

"yesh?" She walked back outside.

La Mode walked to the sound of her voice. "Found you!" He then noticed that the cape wasn't on her back. "Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffantastic."
"yea...i know"

"Twilight's probably sending a letter to Celestia, huh?"
"im a random Alicorn..WHAT DO YOU THINK!"

"It was a rhetorical question."
"SHUT UP"

Twilight came outside. "Get in here, you two! This is serious business!"
"alright, alright"

La Mode grinned with inspiration. "Yeah, hold your horses!" He then burst into laughter.
"Really La Mode"

"Get it? Hehehee! Horses? Hahahahaaa!" He was incapable of speech for quite some time after that.
"LA MODE QUIT IT"

Twilight stared at him. "What's wrong with him?"

La Mode rolled around on the ground, still laughing.
"it's a long story." Shocka told Twilight

(That enough for this chapter?)
(i beleive so)

(Ok. We'll be getting to Chapter 5 soon, guys! Until then, enjoy!)

Death a la Mode
Princess Shocka