(So, ready for chapter 3?)
(you bet yeah)

(Ok, then! Let's get this party started!)

La Mode kept walking, looking around. "Don't worry, La Mode. You like the dark. You LOVE the dark."
''Keep telling yourself that Mode'' Shocka said walking beside him

He tripped on a root. "But I hate this forest. I HATE THIS F**KING FOREST!
She stared at him ''okay...moving on''

He got up, and kept walking. "When will the f**king sun come up? I cannot see s**t!"
''Calm down, Celestia is probably busy or getting ready to.''

"Sorry. I keep thinking that we're going to run into a timberwolf at any second now…" He looked around. "Did I jinx myself again?
Starts flying without noticing ''I'm not sure Mode''

He turned to her. "Oh. You little mofo. Are you kidding me?"
She looks at him ''What?"

"You get to learn how to fly, but not me? That is some Grade A BS right there!"
"What do you mean? 'm not fly…" She looks at herself. " This Is BS...this is Huge BS!"

"See? Even you agree!"
She looked at La Mode's wings. " i see the problem."

"What?"
" Your wings are covered in a gooey essence"

"What? What the hell?" He looked at his wings. "Oh, you have GOT to be KIDDING Me!"
She gets it off him. " it looks like portal essence''

"Oh, and suddenly you're the expert, huh?"
''What? In Science i studied Portals in our Sci-Fi Unit"

"Ooo, low blow." He shook his hoof at the sky.
She tripped him " Low Blow Huh?"

He got up, trying to calm down. "Not now. I really do not want a fight."
"Neh!" She continued walking.

"Really! We don't know what a fight could cause!"
" Yeah, what's the worst that can happen...we die here and never return home where our existence will just be a faded dream?"

"Exactly! So, let's try to keep our heads down."
" Fine, but i really don't understand what Cadence told me back in my room."

"What did she say?"
"She said that i would be a help to Equestria if i came here. But i don't notice anything out of the ordinary here."

"Well, my ride said my trip was an apology for almost getting me killed."
"What do you mean Mode?"

"Well, they sent me to the world of Diablo 3 before this one...and if you know that game, it did not go very well…"
" never heard of it. "

"Well, it's a video game in which you play a nephilim who is hunting down a fallen star, which turns out to be an angel. Then you find out that the Lords of Hell are ready to ascend to heaven and take over."
"I'm up for things about Angels and stuff, but that video game sounds ridiculous! I prefer Call of Duty or Ghost Recon. Those are awesome video games." Shocka replied with a attitude.
"Are you saying what I think you're saying?" La Mode said staring with disbelief.
"that Deeblo 3 is stupid? Then yes." she smirked.
" IT'S PRONOUNCED DIABLO 3!" La Mode almost burst in anger. "There's a LOT of monsters that almost KILLED ME, like the Undead, Carrion Bats, living trees, Goat People, Succubi, and...MORE THAN I CAN REMEMBER!"
" wait…...Goat people?..." she burst into laughter. "you're kidding right?"

"They were bigger than I was!"
She continued to laugh. " thats more funny than a snowman riding a Zamboni!"

"You'd be surprised at what that game made me afraid of. Like...say...RABID SPIDER QUEENS!"
"Ra...Rabid….spider...q...queens?" She said shuddering.

"Like Shelob style spiders!"
" F***! I have Arachnophobia! SH**! I feel you now.I'm sorry i teased."

"Yeah, not happy. At least I got rid of that annoying Lord of Hell." He shook his head. "Geez. Barely survived that one."
"but spiders are not as scary then a cursed car charging at you trying to kill you."

"And the trip before that was to the Evil Within. A horror game. As you can see, I am pretty p**sed at my ride."
"Yup, i just wish i had Harry with me." she said with a sigh.

"Harry?"
"Harry Styles. You know one on One Directions boys! The cutest of them 's always there with me! But i forgot my phone back in Calgary."

"I'm not really a fan. I mean, I've never heard them sing, and I've got a lot of other stuff to do."
"Well of course YOU'RE not a fan. Your a 16 year old BOY not a teenage GIRL!"

"Well...yeah." He kept walking. "What time is it, anyway?"
She looked up at the sky " i would say around noon the sun is up high as possible."

"Hey, look! Civilization!" He pointed at a place that could only have been PonyVille.
"its PonyVille! i know that because of Twilights Castle over there."

"Oh...well, I am the biggest idiot in the world! I was sooo dumb, I didn't even recognize Twilight Sparkle's castle! WHAT KIND OF MORON AM I?"

"not you're something alright."

He glared at nothing in particular. "Thanks. I feel a lot better."
She just smiled like a psycho.

He kept walking, shaking his head. "Why do I always expect to get away from crazy?"
"not sure, but do you have cloth on you?"

"Not really. Why?"
"DUDE IM A ALICORN! i don't wanna be malled"

"oh, right." He grinned. "I'm so glad I'm not you, then!"
Shocka looked around. " i don't see anything that would work.."

La Mode looked at himself, and realized he was wearing a cape. "You could use this."
"thanks"

He struggled to get it off. "F**k. How do these ponies do this?"
She unties a knot that was tied."really..you didn't see the knot?"

"How was I? It was right below my neck!"
"whatever!"

He rolled his eyes. "Let's just try not to make a big deal about this."
Shocka looked at him "what do you mean?"

"Well, let's try not to be noticed."
"ok,i get it"
(i do believe thats enough for this chapter. La Mode?)

(Why not? So, you guys reading this, please let us know how we're doing! This is Death a la Mode…)
(and Princess Shocka!)

(And we shall see you in the next chapter! Bye bye!)

Death a la Mode
Princess Shocka