HYE GUYS IM BAK AN WTF MAEDLYN Y U DO DAT THIN WIT DA PSAT 2 CHAPTAS OMG UR SOOOOOO WEIRD WIT DAT IT WASNT NICE NETER GEEEEZ I THOGHT WE WEER FRENDS BUTT I GUSS IW AS RONG ABIT U WASNT I? BUT WUTEVA EVREYON SENCE SHE LFET DA CHAPTAS THER AN RED DAT BUTT NOT DA BOLD TEXT CUZ DATS B TO DA S WIUT SHEE SAD. ITS NOT EVN FUNY SO YAH JSUT RED THOSE CHAPTAS AN INGORE DA BLOD TEXT. BUTT I DID DELTE DA THIN MAEDLYN ROTE IN REPLACMENTOF MY CHAP WICH SUX BUT WHATEVA I DONT EVN CAR MAEDLYN U SUK SO Y BOTHR? UR JSUT A LORE WHO CANT TAK REPOSNIBLEITY 4 UR ATIONS. :(((((

NEWAY ITS MTHRES DAY SO YAH REALY COL 4 DA STORY CUZ ULL SEEE I ACTUALY FOGOT IT WUZ MOTHAS DAY UNITL STUPED MARIA GIT MO SUM FLOWRES. OMG MARIA UR SCHU A GOODY 2 SHOS U MAK EM SIK!11111

BUTT YAH HERES D CHATPA WITHUOT SPUTID MEDLYNS HELP OR COMENTARY AN SHIT (BTW MAEDLYN U R FIRED!11111111) :(((((((((((((((((((((((

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Graez wuz in sochk becuz he git kris nieghovsleic pregnat an rd cryd abut it becuz she wnated grazes baby an she didnt thin dat kris deservd it. colt and stantiago an me stard at ech otha wit surpise, ass kurt sad "Wait kris ur pregnat?"

"YES I AM!111" he sad ass he rubbd his bigg belly dat had graezs child in it. "i dod da prenacy tset an then got testd n it turnd out dave wuz da dady!11111"

"but tats imposible!11" graze sad wit tears rolling don from hiss big bron ireses.

"no how well we tuor in da summr?/" colt sad in worry. but then...

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!1111111111111111111111111111" kris scremed in pan cuz chldi brith hirts i thin. (an: i wouldnt kno i dont hav kids guys deos itt hrut? O.O) "GTE ME 2 A HOPISTAL!"

weall paniced an got inot colts rainbow ferarir dat sad "BUTTRELY IS SO SXEY AN IM SO LUKY" on da side in a prety curly font. we drov 2 da hpostial wher i gav birth an maedlyn wuz fierd from ther beacuz she kiled tlyer glen (an: ddats his nam rite?/)

we rna in with kris on da bed an we culd tel he wuz gona blow. we putt him in a hposital rom were da doc sad,

"dont wroy da baby will come ot ok ok?" it turne otu ut wuz a guy from greys anotomy. not da ugly 1 tho but da realy hot on mcdremy i think. we let him do wut he deos on thre show an we all knew dat he was qalified to delever kris an grazes unbon cihld.

afta a fwe minutes...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!111111111111" a baby poped out! (an: i mad da cry realy long cuz babys cry a lot of tim.)

"omg..." graze sad in surpis. "hes so beatiful..."

"she." kris sad wit a smil onhis sfac. "i tihnk ill cal hre..."

then colt chimd in wit, "nirvana?"

"OMG YAH THAT ISS PREFECT!" kris and greze chered wit da baby in there arms. (an: dis iss bas d on da baby on da norvna covre 4 dat 1 ablum u kno wut im tlaking abot im sur. :DDD)

an then kris an graze mad out cuz they relized dat thru this baby thy fuond luv. grze brok up wit rd dat nite, but thne rd sad,

"FUNE! ILL FNID SOMPNOY BETA!111" an she rna out da hoptial wit ters in her eye. i wtached dis unflod an from thne on out rd chnaged but graze wuz happy wit his dagther an luva. litle did i kno...

that dat wuz gona chnage.

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HAPY MOTHAS DAY EVREYOPNY I HOP U ENOJY DIS SPECAL 4 DA HILIDAY HUG UR MIM TITER THEN EVA AN HOPE DAT KRIS WIL BE A GOD MOM I TINK HE WIL WUT U GYUS THIN? SCRWE U MEDLYN AN LROEN AN ASS 4 EVREYON ESLE INORE WUT MAEDLYNS SAID AN JSUT HAV A GRAT MOTHRES DAY AN RED DA NXET CHAPTA SON!1111111 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD