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Story Of The Human In Equestria

Chapter 3 - A Night I'll Never Get Back pt.1

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Ponyville, Equestria

6:12 AM

Hay Street

I woke up slowly and felt a pain shoot through my back. I got up and cracked my back. "That's what I get for sleeping on the floor like a dog . . ." I said grunting as I cracked my back again. It was fairly early and I had plenty of time before I had to go over to Rich's house. It's Monday. I sighed and lay back on the wall. "Maybe I'll go get some furniture for my house?" I said to myself, the words echoed through the halls of my large, empty house.

Getting up I groaned. "Is this my new life?" I groaned walking into my living room. The floors were cascaded with confetti and streamers, my walls decorated with ribbons, hanging from the ceiling were balloons as well. I chuckled. She must've really worked hard for this. Something I realized caught me off guard. The balloons, confetti, ribbons, and streamers were all orange, black and gray. Either she is really good at choosing decorations, or she knows my favorite colors. I shrugged it off and walked into town.

I opened the door and smiled at Ponyville, a pure "let's get this over with" smile. "Okay. One, a bed." I said to myself locking my door and gate. I saw Diamond walk out. I waved at her, she looked at me and gave me an uninterested look and turned around and walked off. I sighed and did the same. Making my way to Ponyville. I scrunched my nose. Dang it. My allergies. I thought to myself as I rubbed my nose. I looked at the boutique and smiled. "There it is." I said with a faint look of interest. As I entered the building, a bell made a sound. A white mare accompanied by a similar colored filly walked in. "Ah. I thought you'd come." Said the white mare with a smile. "I am Rarity, and you may be?" she gestured a hoof to me.

I opened my mouth to speak. "I'm Gabriel, or Gabe, which ever is fine with me." I stated. With a nod she looked behind her when the young filly who was looking at me.

"You're that "thing", from the clubhouse." She said squeaking as she went. She walked in front of me.

I gave a half-nod before speaking. "Yeah. I was in the clubhouse. And I'm here to get a bed, sofa, chairs, table, and things for my house. Oh, and some more clothes, I guess." I said with a fake smile on my face.

"Well. I don't have most of those things, but, I can make you a new assemble. This is an opportunity of a lifetime!" Rarity said, her eyes sparking with interest.

I chuckled. "Okay. So where to go for furnishing?" I asked, she pointed me to a small house with hay as the roof. It read "Beds & Furniture".

I walked in, a fairly young Pegasus stood at the door. His mane dark red, and his coat was light cyan. "Hi there Mr.!" the Pegasus spoke from behind the counter.

"Hi there." I said as a response.

He jumped in front of me his wings lightly flapping. "I'm Flash Couch! Is there something you need?" Flash Couch asked with excitement. He sounded as though he had ninety cups of espresso in five minutes.

"Uh . . . just looking for a king-sized bed, a sofa, a few things that I need for my house." I said the Pegasus smiled widely at me.

"Oh we have PLENTY of couches for all needs! What size?" he asked zipping around the store looking at almost every sofa.

I tapped my fingers on the counter. "A three seated I guess." I shrugged my shoulders.

"Oh, oh of course! A three seated! Here here's the three seated couches." Flash Couch said, pointing at a large sum of couches. "We also have beds too!" Flash Couch said with a minor grin.

"Okay. Better get started." I said, beginning to shuffle looking at the couches and the beds.

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Ponyville, Equestria

11:39 AM

Beds & Furniture, Mane Street

I went to the register and pointed to a dark gray couch with a nod Flash quickly pushed a button on the register. "Also that bed over there." I pointed to a king-sized. Flash Couch nodded and pushed another button and looked me in the face, his violet eyes looking at my blue eyes.

"Is that all sir?" he asked with a smile, as response I nodded.

"Yes. It is." I said pulling out a bag full of bits. I was given quite a few bits by Rich to furnish my house. I didn't quite understand why he gave me so many.

"That'll be ninety-nine bits please." Those words stopped me in my track, I looked at him.

"Ninety-nine bits!? I bought my house for not even half the price of this piece of fabric and king-sized bed!" I shouted, angered by the odd price.

Flash Couch rolled his eyes. "Well . . . it is a shop after all . . . I need the high prices to keep this place running." Flash Couch traded his laughter filled voice to more serious and deep one.

I sighed and handed him the bits. "Some-pony will come by to get your furniture set up tomorrow." He said flatly as he gestured me to leave. I obliged to his wishes and left.

I then walked into the library and poked my head in. A purple dragon holding a broom and wearing an apron was sweeping. A purple mare stood in the corner reading a book. I walked slowly and tapped her shoulder. "Eek!" the mare shouted, holding onto a support beam on the roof.

I rubbed my head. "Sorry, didn't mean to scare you." I told the purple pony who let go of the ledge and lightly flapped her wings to firmly land.

"Oh it's quite alright. Sir." She said, not even looking at me but at her book which she quickly went back to.

"So, you're the librarian right?" I asked, acting as I didn't already know that.

"Yes. My name is Twilight Sparkle." Twilight introduced.

"Did you go to Pinkie Pie's party last night?" I asked, noticing her unaware of this two legged figure.

Twilight shook her head still reading. "I was too busy researching for Princess Celestia." She said looking at the book and not me.

I chuckled lightly and placed one of my hands on her book. Instantly she glanced at me and gasped at the sight. "Fascinating I've never seen such a interesting creature! Tell me, what are you?" she asked, tracing a hoof around her bookshelves.

"Uh . . . human. A human." I responded she cracked her head back at me.

"Such fascinating . . . thing I must report this to Princess Celestia!" she said with happiness. I paid no mind to her and just continued talking.

"I need a map of Ponyville." I requested, instantly a map appeared in my hand. I left the library and went back home.

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Ponyville, Equestria

3:10 PM

Hay Street, Rich Estate

I walked up to the door and took the key I was given by Rich before I went home. Unlocking the door I walked inside. It was dark, except from the cracks in the closed curtains. "Wow! Let's open some curtains." I said to myself before opening the curtains. A smile came on my face as I heard the door slam. "Ah. You're home, Diamond." I said before peaking my head out from the kitchen.

Diamond glared at me and huffed. "Yeah yeah. I was just wondering, what do you want for a snack?" I asked, resting my arm on the open faced kitchen door.

"Same as usual. An apple, cut in thirds, with fresh carmel made by hoof, or in your case, whatever those things are." She said, pointing at my hands.

"Got . . . it. That may take a while." I said before getting into the kitchen. I looked in the fridge and found a note.

Dear Foalsitter, Gabe.

I am aware Diamond has an odd choice of snack so, I made carmel before I left, please, use this.

Sincerely, Rich.

The note was attached to a jar of carmel.

I took it and grabbed an apple and did my best and set it all on the plate. And served it to the prissy filly.

"Have a good snack." I said with a faint smile.

Diamond looked at the apple with disgust. "This apple not acceptable!" she said flatly poking at the apple.

"Of course. It can't be easy, can it?" I sighed.

"Daddy always freshly picks an apple." Diamond Tiara said looking at me.

I sighed. "Fine. Be back in a sec." I said grabbing the apple and took the apple off and set it into the trash. Setting the plate on the counter I left for a moment. Coming back I came back with an apple I got from the Apples. Coming back with the newly cut apple she looked at me. "The carmel is too thick." Diamond whined causing me to slap my face.

"Of course it is." I sighed walking away setting the apple aside and scrapping the carmel out and walking out the door. Coming back I got fresh made carmel from the Cakes who generously gave me it for half-price.

I poured the carmel on the side of the plate with the apple cut in thirds on the side. I set it in front of Diamond.

"Mmm . . . the carmel is too thin." She whined.

Again I left bring back new carmel from them and poured the thicker carmel onto the plate. Bringing it back she looked at it.

"It's . . . a start." Diamond spoke as she took a bite of her apple dipped in carmel.

I sighed in relief.

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Ponyville, Equestria

3:20 PM

Hay Street, Rich Estate

I saw her take the last bite of her snack. She sat down on the far side of me. "Why would Daddy trust you with me?" Diamond pondered making glances at me.

"I'd like to know the same thing, Diamond Tiara." I admitted looking at the floor.

"I mean, you're a "bipedal" creature." Diamond said, disgust in her voice.

"I knew that was the only thing you'd do. Tease me about being "different". In this thought Diamond, think about this. I am more special than you will EVER be. To everyone. I mean pony." I said harshly to Diamond.

"Wow. You talk to every filly and colt you know like that?" she asked cunningly.

"Only the ones who deserve to be. And so far, you're the only one." I said sternly staring into her eyes.

"Fillies and gentlecolts, my foalsitter!" she snickered as she gestured to me.

I sighed. "It would go a whole lot smoother if you'd just fudging listen to me." I hissed at her.

Diamond stood there confused. "Fudging?" she asked soon following that with a large, high pitched, long laugh.

"Geez. Just shut your mouth Diamond." I groaned placing a hand on her muzzle.

"Your really are a dumb . . . thing." She laughed loudly.

I sighed. "I'm just keeping this K+ Diamond. Not going to swear that easily." I said bluntly as I stared into nowhere.

Diamond stopped laughing for a second then laughed even harder.

"I hate this job . . ." I said sighing as I spoke.

TO BE CONTINUED