*One hundred percent reason to remember the name!*
-The usual firework display goes off, dazzling the crowd-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome all to another addition of Friday Night's most exciting show, EWF Sublime! I'm Dr. Whooves alongside the less than sane Discord.
Discord: On the contrary good doctor, I'm quite sane, it's everyone else who's crazy.
Dr. Whooves: Speaking of crazy, last Sublime had it's share of shockers. Most notably the controversial ending to the main event, the number one contender's match for the World Fighter's Championship between Pinkie Pie and Colgate ended in a double count-out!
*I'm the Cult of Personality*
Discord: Sublime general manager Celestia is making her way to the ring now, I'm sure she'll have a fun solution to this.
Dr. Whooves: Perhaps she'll add yet another good match to tonight's impressive line-up. We have the number one contender's match for the International Championship, former friends Octavia and Vinyl Scratch facing off in the main event, among others.
Celestia: Last week's main event was an excellent match, one of the best we've had if not the best, but it seems the ending was rather controversial. Both contenders were counted out, and no winner was declared. So that leaves the question, who is the number one contender? I could schedule a re-match, but I have a solution that will make things more exciting. We're going to say that both Pinkie Pie and Colgate won, and both have the right to fight for the world title. At Retribution, Trixie will defend the World Fighter's Championship in a triple threat match!
-Loud Cheers-
Dr. Whooves: What an announcement to start the night, a triple threat match for the world title at Retribution, incredible!
-Celestia makes her way out of the ring-
*Majestic Arabian Music*
Haakim: إعطاء الترحيب الحار جلالة كريمة، تمثل المنزل الخامس من المجذاف عظيمة السعودية، أميرة! (Give warm welcome to her gracious majesty, representing the fifth house of the great Paddle Arabia, Amira!)
-Amira walks down to the ring in royal stride-
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Charleston, standing five foot, six inches tall, weighing 128 pounds, Sweet Tooth!
Match 1: Amira vs. Sweet Tooth
*7 minutes later*
-Amira hits the Dust Devil and goes for the pin-
*1...2...3!*
Haakim:ومرة أخرى منتصرا مرة واحدة، وصاحبة الجلالة اريما! (And victorious once again, her majesty Amira!)
Dr. Whooves: Sublime's foreigner is two for two. Looking very impressive so far.
Discord: She hasn't faced a real challenge yet. We'll see what she's really made of then.
*Commercial*
-The camera cuts back to Celestia's office, where she's typing something on her computer and giggling, she's interrupted when the Spa Twins come walking into her office-
Celestia: What is it you two? I'm very busy...
Aloe: That title match at Proving Ground was completely unfair, we should be Sublime Tag Team Champions, but Beauty Shot escaped on a technicality.
Celestia: And?
Lotus: And?! You're the general manager, you can give us a rematch!
Celestia: I'm not going to just "give" you a rematch. You want to try again, fine, but you're going to have to fight for it. You're going to fight against the Ghost Girls later tonight, beat them and you'll have the match you want at Retribution.
Aloe: Good, and if we win we want the title match to be No-DQ, so Beauty Shot can't weasel out again.
Celestia: Sure you can handle it?
Both Twins: YES!
Celestia: Fine, fine, fine. You got what you want, now leave me in peace.
-The Spa Twins happily leave Celestia's office-
Dr. Whooves: The Spa Twins might be getting a chance to try again, but I have to wonder if they'll be able to outwit Beauty Shot. Photo Finish and Pretty Vision have pretty well decimated the tag team division.
Discord: Survival of the fittest as they say.
Dr. Whooves: More like survival of the dirtiest.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall and will determine one of the participants in the Number one contender's Fatal-Four-Way at Retribution, approaching the ring, from Loneyville, standing five foot, five inches tall, weighing in at 130 pounds, Sweetie Belle!
Dr. Whooves: Sweetie Belle has been sitting in obscurity since her defeat by Babs Seed a few weeks back, winning here could put her in the limelight.
*You see me flying through the sky, I see you down below as you walk on by*
Baritone: And her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds, standing five foot, six inches tall. Rainbow Dash!
Discord: Good luck to Sweetie Belle, looks like she'll have to try and take the limelight away from Rainbow Dash.
Match 2: Fatal-Four-Way #1 Contender's QM, Sweetie Belle vs. Rainbow Dash
*11 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash goes for a Sonic Raindrop, but Sweetie Belle rolls away at the last second, as Rainbow Dash gets up Sweetie Belle grabs her at hits a Belle Ringer-
Dr. Whooves: Could Sweetie Belle make the upset?
*1...2.-Kick-out!-*
Discord: So close but yet so far.
Dr. Whooves: Sweetie Belle's been putting up a fair fight, but it's hard to match the determination of Rainbow Dash.
*3 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash hits a Rainbow Bash and climbs the turnbuckle again, this time successfully hitting the Sonic Raindrop-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: And here's your winner, Rainbow Dash!
Dr. Whooves: And Rainbow Dash wins a spot in the big Fatal-Four-Way at Retribution. Two spots left.
*Commercial*
-We see Daring Do walking backstage, proudly carrying her International title belt over her shoulder, we she comes face to face with Commander Hurricane-
Daring Do: Well, if it isn't Commander Angry-Face. Come to scream in rage about your defeat?
Commander Hurricane: Silence peasant, before I tear you down where you stand.
-Daring Do rolls her eyes-
Commander Hurricane: Your victory at Proving Grounds was nothing more than a mere fluke, I am more deserving of that title, and I'm going to prove it. I demand a battle against you at Retribution.
Daring Do: Demand all you want, it's not up to me, Celestia's already scheduled a number one contender's match. And even if it was up to me, I wouldn't just give you a title shot.
Commander Hurricane: We'll see about that...
-Commander Hurricane storms away-
Discord: It seems the Commander has something delightfully devious in mind.
Dr. Whooves: I don't know what's scarier. Whatever she might be planning, or the fact that you'll probably like whatever it is.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match will determine the number one contenders for the Sublime Tag Team Championship. Introducing first, weighing a combined 280 pounds, the Ghost Girls!
*Now Trending on Twitter: Commander Hurricane, Rainbow Dash, #WhatCelestiaDoesOnTheInternet
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 258 pounds, the team of Aloe and Lotus Blossom
Dr. Whooves: It's certainly been a rough ride for the Spa Twins on Sublime. Both of the sisters have had considerable let-downs in singles competition, and to this point they've not won a single tag-team match of their own accord. They really need a solid victory to prove themselves.
Discord: They might just do it, as long as they don't break any nails.
Match 3: Sublime Tag Team Championship Number One Contenders' Match, Spa Twins vs. Ghost Girls
-9 minutes later-
-Inkie Pie and Blinkie Pie have Aloe in position for a tag team finisher, but Aloe manages to kick high and make contact with Inkie's face, causing her to fall down to the floor, meanwhile she knees Blinkie in the gut and hits *Redacted* on her-
Dr. Whooves: Some solid flexibility and countering skills by Aloe.
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: And here are your winners, the number one contenders for the Sublime Tag Team Championship, The Spa Twins, Aloe and Lotus Blossom!
Discord: What do ya know, no nails where broken.
Dr. Whooves: You just can't drop the nail thing can you?
Discord: Not as long as it amuses me.
*Commercial*
-The camera cuts backstage again where Checkmate and Davenport and relaxing in the lounge, Checkmate playing Chess Titans on his laptop while Davenport is watching some advertising channel on TV-
-Thunderlane casually strolls in-
Thunderlane: Shouldn't you two be, training or something?
Checkmate: I am training, I'm training my mind. Nothing makes you smarter like owning the computer at Chess Titans.
Thunderlane: -Leans down and looks at the computer screen- On level 2?
Checkmate: So what? I'm taking it easy today. I usually play at Level 11.
Thunderlane: It only goes up to level 10...
Checkmate: Who asked you anyways?! Get outta here!
-Thunderlane smirks and walks over to see what Davenport is watching-
Thunderlane: Dude...I've been looking at the screen for about five seconds and I'm already falling asleep.
Davenport: I'm trying to find new advertising strategies for my store.
Thunderlane: You're a professional wrestler now, and you still care about some furniture shop?
Davenport: I like having multiple sources of income.
Thunderlane: -Shaking his head and walking away- This company is full of weirdos...
Dr. Whooves: Thunderlane has a point. It's almost hard to believe that Sublime is being represented by a team named "Couchmate"
Discord: Pfffttt, you think we got weirdos? They drink BLOOD on Lunacy!
Dr. Whooves: Oh yes, that incident with Flash Sentry and Sunset Shimmer, that was bloody horrifying. No pun intended. Here's a replay for those who missed it, warning, it's not for those with weak stomachs.
*Replay from Lunacy*
Discord: *Shudders* I used to think that no taste was too exotic, but those two have changed my mind.
Dr. Whooves: It certainly can't be healthy.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, now approaching the ring, weighing 210 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, from Loneyville, Ace!
Dr. Whooves: Here comes Ace, making his debut on Sublime, but he's not the only one making his first appearance. Rumor has it a new male superstar has been signed.
-Ace walks down the ramp, occasionally tossing tennis balls for audience members to catch-
*WOO WOO WOO! You know it! Oh Radiooooo*
Baritone: And his opponent, from Long Island, New York. Weighing 214 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Zack Ryder!
-Ryder makes his way towards the ring, giving off his trademark hand signal and giving high fives to several audience members-
Match 4: Ace vs. Zack Ryder
*6 minutes later*
Discord: Ryder has been dominating this match, apparently they know how to fight in New York.
-Zack Ryder hits the Rough Ryder on Ace and makes the pin-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: And here's your winner, Zack Ryder!
*Zack Ryder gets on the turnbuckle and does his signature pose*
Dr. Whooves: The Long Islander has certainly made a strong debut, we'll see in coming weeks if it's just beginner's luck.
*Commercial*
-Octavia and Blueblood are walking down the halls backstage-
Octavia: I can handle Vinyl. You don't really need to waste your time accompanying me.
Blueblood: All just a precaution. Vinyl Scratch is a brutish woman, can't risk her doing something uncouth and costing you the victory you rightfully deserve.
Octavia: Very well, where's Hoity?
Blueblood: Hmmm...I haven't seen him actually, perhaps he's in his room. You continue on, I'll find him.
-Blueblood makes his way to Hoity's room, and knocks on the door only to receive no answer-
Blueblood: This is all very strange...-He opens the door and gasps in shock, laying on the floor is Hoity Toity who is knocked out, bleeding, and covered in various pastries- Oh good lord...the crazy baker got to him, I better find help.
-Blueblood turns around and comes face to face with the Underbaker-
Blueblood: AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!
Underbaker: Hello Blueblood, surprised?
Blueblood: W-What? Me? Not at all. I knew you were planning to ambush me this whole time!
Underbaker: What you should of known, is to not cheat the Under Baker. For now I want revenge, and you will feel my pre-baked wrath. I will destroy your pathetic tag team partner at Retribution, and though you may have a match at the time, you will not escape me, next week on Sublime's main event the entire E.W.F Universe will witness as I bring you down, and you will REST...IN...PASTRIES!
Blueblood: I refuse your challenge!
-Underbaker grabs Blueblood and hits the Baker's Dozen-
Underbaker: I didn't say you had a choice.
Dr. Whooves: It seems Canterlot Class might soon regret cheating the Underbaker as they did last week.
Discord: They were just being opportunistic, it's not their fault has a temper.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and will determine the number one contender for the International Championship. Introducing first from Loneyville, weighing in at 153 pounds, standing five foot, seven inches tall, Cheerilee!
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, Approaching the ring, from Loneyville, standing five foot, seven inches tall and weighing in at 150 pounds, Nurse Redheart!
Dr. Whooves: Both of these two women have been suffering from a long losing streak, but a win here could open up the path to a comeback.
Match 5: International Championship Number One Contender's Match, Cheerilee vs. Nurse Redheart
*9 minutes later*
-Cheerilee hits In-Ring-Suspension on Nurse Redheart and makes the pin-
*1...2...3*
Baritone: Here's your winner, the number one contender for the International Champ-
-Commander Hurricane enters the arena and comes rushing into the ring-
Dr. Whooves: What the?! What's Commander Hurricane doing out here?!
Discord: Taking care of business.
-Commander Hurricane immediately starts attacking Cheerilee, taking her to the ground and punching her repeatedly, Nurse Redheart pulls Commander Hurricane off only to be knocked out after getting hit by a Legion by Hurricane, Hurricane slips out of the ring and gets a steel chair, re-entering with it-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no...Commander Hurricane has evil intentions here.
-Commander Hurricane starts hitting Cheerilee with the steel chair repeatedly-
Dr. Whooves: An absolutely brutal attack, there's no reason for this! No bloody reason what so ever!
Commander Hurricane: You think you can take my spot?! HUH?! You can't take what's mine! I will destroy Daring Do and win the International Championship! NOT YOU! -Continues beating with chair-
Discord: This IS getting ugly...maybe someone should call security.
-Commander Hurricane moves Cheerilee onto the announce table, puts on her metal braces and then climbs the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: For the love of God, the woman's had enough!
-Commander Hurricane dives off the turnbuckle and hits Cheerilee metal braces first, putting her through the table-
Discord: What a mess.
-Commander Hurricane gets to her feet and makes her escape as medics and security enter the arena-
Dr. Whooves: Cheerilee's bleeding heavily from all those chair-shots, that was absolutely disgusting. Commander Hurricane purely BRUTALIZED the poor woman for no justified reason. I hope Celestia does something about this raving lunatic.
Discord: The allure of championship is strong.
Dr. Whooves: Championships be damned, this is a sport, not a killing match. Commander Hurricane needs to join us in the modern world.
-The show cuts to commercial as Cheerilee is carried away on a stretcher-
*Dubstep music fills the arena*
-Vinyl Scratch emerges, getting a lot of support from the fans as she energetically dances down to the ring, rocking out to her own theme music-
Baritone: The following main event is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds, and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: It must sting for Vinyl Scratch to have her own partner abandon her.
Discord: She was dead weight.
Dr. Whooves: They lost their matches together. Maybe it's Octavia who was the dead weight.
Discord: I guess we'll find out shortly.
*Classical instrumental music plays*
Baritone: And her opponent, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds, and standing five foot, nine inches tall, Octavia!
Dr. Whooves: Octavia has found herself new allies in Canterlot Class, but they will not be there to help her in this match as both Hoity Toity and Blueblood were taken out earlier tonight by the Underbaker.
Discord: Implying that Octavia even needs help.
Main Event: Vinyl Scratch vs. Octavia
*25 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch and Octavia are trading punches in the center of the ring, looking thoroughly exhausted-
Dr. Whooves: It's hard to believe these former friends are still going at it, they're really showing no remorse for each other.
*3 minutes later*
-While Octavia is knocked down in the ring Vinyl Scratch pulls two separate tables out from under the ring and stacks them on top of each other, she then moves Octavia onto the top one and climbs the turnbuckle, she goes in for the dive only for Octavia to roll off the table, hitting the ground hard while Vinyl Scratch falls through both tables-
Discord: Both of them are feeling the hurt after that!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
-Octavia slowly gets to her feet as the referee reaches a count of seven, she grabs Vinyl Scratch and rolls her into the ring, she picks Vinyl up and hits Sonnet on her-
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd boos-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Octavia!
Discord: I told you Octavia was the better one.
Dr. Whooves: One match doesn't prove anything, this rivalry isn't over yet, but sadly this episode is. We'll see you all next week!
-End of show-
Match Results:
Match 1: Amira vs. Sweet Tooth Amira won
Match 2: WF Championship F4W #1 Contender's QM, Rainbow Dash vs. Sweetie Belle Rainbow Dash won
Match 3: Sublime Tag Team Championship #1 Contender's Match, Spa Twins vs. Ghost Girls Spa Twins won
Match 4: Ace vs. Zack Ryder Zack Ryder won
Match 5: International Championship #1 Contender's Match, Cheerilee vs. Nurse Redheart Cheerilee won
Main Event: Octavia vs. Vinyl Scratch Octavia Won