Backstage Fallout will air after every Lunacy on the Equestrian Wrestling Federation's YouTube channel. Our random anon cameraman will stalk the backstage area, looking for interviews with the superstars of Lunacy. He will discuss with them the most recent happenings of the most recent show...

-Anon finds Turf and Silver Spoon outside of the trainer's room. They look very distraught. He walks up to them-

Anon: Ladies? How is Diamond Tiara doing?

Silver Spoon: Every time it looks like the blood is going to stop...she just KEEPS coughing more up...

Turf: Doc said she could have a crushed larynx. That's all we know...he kicked us out so he could work on her...

Anon: Diamond was eliminated by Scootaloo, who was the one that gave her that DDT which, in turn, caused the blood to flow...do you think this may have been some sort of out-there karma that came back to bite Diamond after what she did to Scootaloo earlier in the night?

Turf: Karma? Pfttt...can you believe this idiot? -Silver Spoon shakes her head in disgust- Scootaloo knew EXACTLY what she was doing...she wanted to PUNISH DT...she wanted to EMBARRASS DT...why did she have to take it so far? She could've clotheslined her off that apron-KICKED her off that apron...ANYTHING simple-but no...she WANTED to put DT in this position...I HOPE she's happy...

Anon: Well, girls...you DID kind of start this whole thing at the beginning of the night...you attacked Scootaloo to start the show, and interfered in her match. In Scootaloo's mind, this must make you all even.

Turf: No, no, no, no...SCOOTALOO started this off by interrupting US. We didn't SET our sights on Scootaloo, for your information...SHE dug herself into this hole. We've been on Scootaloo for YEARS now...we figured she'd just stay away -chuckles-. At the end of the day, no matter WHO would've came out to that ring to confront us, they would've been our target...because we're the Head Bitches around these parts. We didn't hand-pick Scootaloo...she handpicked HERSELF...so...she paid for it...and because of that...now Diamond is paying for it...

Anon: Does this mean you...feel remorse for picking a fight with Scootaloo?

Turf: HELL NO. If anything, now we have as big a reason as EVER to take it to her! She took out our GIRL...our SISTER...you think we're going to let this slide?

Silver Spoon: SPOILER ALLEERRRTTTT...-serious face-...we're NOT. Next Monday, Scootaloo had better be READY...not for Diamond Tiara...but for US! -Turf shoves the camera out of their face, and the feed cuts from there-

*Later...*

-Anon enters Scootaloo's locker room. She is sitting at a folding chair, a sweat-stained rag adorning her head-

Anon: Scootaloo. Really wanted to congratulate you on your inspiring performance tonight.

Scootaloo: -Looks up, breathing heavily- Tha-...thank...thank you...it means a lot to go out there my first night and show the fans of the newest generation of wrestling what I've REALLY got.

Anon: Diamond Tiara supposedly may have a crushed larynx, as a result of your DDT to her. How do you feel about this?

Scootaloo: The same way she must've felt after beating me down and spitting on the back of my head...-grins- GLORIOUS. Yeah, I've got no remorse...-splashes some water onto her head- she had it coming to her. There's only so much a person can take...after YEARS of torment and abuse, I SNAPPED tonight. During the school years, I took Diamond's bullying in stride...I knew it wouldn't be smart to respond with my fists...I knew my time would come...tonight...was my time. That's one of the reasons I'm glad to be here...I can right all the wrongs...I can put my troubles to rest. I haven't quite done that yet, but I feel I'm on the right track...hell, I almost won the CHAMPIONSHIP in the process...I only expected to take out my frustrations on my demons tonight, not become "the man", as they say, on Lunacy. -Chuckles- Almost killed two birds with one stone...

Anon: Turf and Silver Spoon have stated that they WILL be at Lunacy next week, and they're coming to take YOU out. Your response?

Scootaloo: -Waves it off- Fine by me. Let them come. I proved tonight that I CAN overcome the odds...I took it to all THREE of those jerks. Sure, in the end, they beat the CRAP out of me...TWICE...but I got the LAST LAUGH, because I proved that I am a WINNER, not a LOSER like they have claimed me to be since the third grade...-Scootaloo looks dead at the camera- HAH. HAH.

*Later...*

-Anon spots Sunset Shimmer by the buffet table, munching on a churro-

Anon: Sunset Shimmer...

Sunset: -Looks up to see Anon. Scrunches her face in disgust, and slows down her chews- ...What do you want?

Anon: ...How's the churro?

Sunset: Wow...what award-winning journalism skills you sure have. -Swallows- Very bland, like your skills with the camera...STOP SHAKING!

Anon: -Shakes even more- A-apologies, Sunset...would it be okay to ask you a few questions?

Sunset: -Shrugs- Meh. Guess you'll get fired if you don't...in that case, NO-HAHA! Just kidding, dweeb...what's on your mind?

Anon: How do you feel about your friend, Lightning Dust winning the world title?

Sunset: -Suddenly becomes very gleeful- I'm so proud of her! She deserves it! She's out now, getting the wine nice and cold...we're going to CELEBRATE...just like we SAID we would. I beat Cadance, and SHE is the champion. Damn...didn't think it would take one night for us to OWN this show...

Anon: Will Shining Armor be joining you in the festivities? Also, can't you admit that things didn't go EXACTLY as you planned tonight?

Sunset: I gave Shining the key to our hotel room, so he'd be a FOOL not to show up. I could think of a LOT of fun things we could do...-giggles- But that's classified information...as far as your second question, yeah, I didn't expect things to turn out like this. I mean, sure, I beat Cadance and all, but I stated that I WOULD be champion by the end of the night...and...well...I'm not. I'm apparently in this rivalry with Cadance right now, which DOES make me preoccupied, and let's face it...Cadance does NOT deserve to be champion, so a thing between me and her for the title wouldn't work...so, I'll destroy her, take her man, and Lightning Dust can begin what is sure to be a MEMORABLE reign as champion. I'll do my thing, and she'll do her thing...so, in the end, it really DOES work out.

Anon: What does Flash Sentry, your boyfriend, think about your flirtatious behavior with his tag team partner?

Sunset: Flash Sentry knows where his heart lies, and he knows that I can be VERY confrontational...it's a female's nature to FIGHT. It's just natural for us. I wanted to fight Twilight, however, and not her baby-sitter, but I'll take any fight I can get...it all ends in me being the most dominant female in the Equestrian Wrestling Federation...champion or NOT.

-Anon sees Flitter and Cloudchaser over by the makeup table-

Cloudchaser: Is that enough blush, Flitty?

Flitter: -Shakes her head, and frowns- Sorry...I can still see the black eye...

Cloudchaser: Ugh! Fine...the more the merrier...-dabs the brush, and applies more blush to her eyes-

Anon: Uhhh...ladies?

-Cloudchaser puts down her makeup, as she and Flitter turn around to face Anon-

Flitter: Oh! Hi there, cutie...-giggles-

Anon: Hi, girls...-blushes- It seems you're both a worse for wear after the battle royal.

Cloudchaser: Yeah, got myself a dinger. It's going to take ALL of the Mary Kay I have to hide it!

Flitter: I feel fine. Nobody feels more crushed than Rumby-Poo, though...-pouts-

Anon: ...Rumby-Poo? Where is he at?

Cloudchaser: -Beginning to apply a different blush, hoping for better results- In the locker room, crying into a pillow...

Anon: But...he only got hit with ONE clothesline...

Flitter: Rumby-Poo doesn't like getting hit, as you could probably tell. His gorgeous bones can only take so much punishment!

Cloudchaser: It's a travesty enough that brute Overdrive got him in the jaw. Poor Rumble's lucky he didn't get knocked in the face...you wouldn't see him until next week.

Anon: I see...how about you girls? You looked quite impressive in the battle royal.

Cloudchaser: -Smirks- We know...it's hard enough being impressive as far as looks go, but being impressive in the ring, too? Not many people can do that...

Flitter: Except for us and Rumby-Poo! And we do it better than ANYBODY!

Cloudchaser: Yeah, we do! -Highfives Flitter-

Flitter: Like Rumby said...we may have lost, but we'll get to see him as a champion VERY soon, and THAT'S what we're all focused on right now.

Ehem...

-Anon looks to his side, and sees Horsepower towering over him. He goes to stand in front of him-

Horsepower: -Looking through his clipboard- Sorry, buddy, but you're not on the list to talk to Flitter and Cloudchaser...

Anon: Would it be okay if I could just ask them a few more quest-

Cloudchaser: Just for future reference...-Cloudchaser and Flitter appear by Horsepower's sides- the list DOESN'T lie...

Flitter: -Giggles- So, unfortunately for you, this interview is OVER...

Anon: I-I understand...th-thank you, gals...-Anon walks away with his head hung low-

-Star Swirl the Bearded appears in front of Anon from behind a mist-

Star Swirl the Bearded: YOOOOOOOUUUUUU, young man! Do you know where Princess Luna's chamber of the castle is?

Anon: Uhhhhhh...what?

Star Swirl: -Grabs Anon, and begins shaking him by the collar- QUICK! There be it not much time! My sweet is about to become NIGHTMARE MOON, a blood-thirsty alter ego of herself that is out to KILL her sister, and plague the UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT...into FOREVER NIGHT! It is as serious as it sounds!

Anon: That isn't very serious...

Star Swirl: QUIIIIICCCCK! -Grabs Anon by his face- We mustn't make haste! -Runs off in the direction that PROBABLY doesn't lead to Princess Luna- FOR THE NORDS!