The Equestrian Wrestling Federation
Chapter 28: Smarks Discuss - Week 3
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8yearoldboy: Yay Twilight one again! ^_^ one week until Proving Grouns where she BEAT Lightning Dummy for her title! (+48 like this post.)
chrisurack (in reply to): I'm only liking because I find your gimmick here HILARIOUS.
Nomad (in reply to chrisurack): What if he's really 8, though?
8yearoldboy (in reply to Nomad): ill be 9 in 2 months +_+
gooseface (in reply to Nomad): Pretty sure he's a 35 year old virgin...-sigh-...like all of us...
notatroll (in reply to gooseface): lol FAT FAGG0T. (+85 like this post.)
gooseface (in reply to notatroll): The words you say speak to me in so many ways, nat...
notatroll (in reply to gooseface): I'm like Morgan Freeman but more white. (+57 like this post.)
James Loney: Rarity vs Colgate...INCREDIBLE. (+1,875 like this post.)
Buttsniff: Rarity vs Colgate was SO damn great...like, seriously. When are they going to be in the ring again? Colgate's gimmick sucks but I don't give a shit WHAT gimmick she has as long as she keeps having matches like THAT. (+498 like this post.)
ZeRedSpyy: Gustave Le Grand is magnifique.
Bluchu: Twilight's promos continue to suck ass, but she's still a great wrestler...this makes me indifferent on my opinion of her...
Switzerland (in reply to): Go NEUTRAL! (+INFINITE like this post.)
Lark: Overdrive's vignette was pretty cool, I'll admit, but it doesn't change the fact that he has a LOT to work on. Give the title to Rumble. He's got personality, and the little we've seen of his ring work is WAY BETTER than Overdrive's. (+732 like this post.)
Hick: Ah found Gustave and Fanceh Pantsy's segments in poor taste, y'all...
notatroll (in reply to): lol shut up hicks have no souls. (+537 like this post.)
Hick (in reply to): Ah do TOO have shoes, pardner... (+238 like this post.)
notatroll (in reply to): damn...good one.
The Awkward Reviewer: Is this going to be a trend forever? Three episodes of Lunacy, and all were STELLAR. Despite how professional I may seem, my type of comedy is toilet humor, and THAT'S what EGO gave us...it was beautiful. Speaking of beautiful, how about the WRESTLING? Clip Clop and Bill Neigh impressed, Midnight impressed with her bumping skills, Cloudchaser impressed with her...uhhh, assets, Colgate and Rarity put on a CLINIC, and the tag team main event featured four of the best workers in the EWF, at least by MY own opinion as a near one month fan of the product. Twilight's promos are still cheesy, and I still find them entertaining. Berry Punch is AWESOME, and so is Scootaloo. They're an odd-ball tag team, but the GOOD kind. Diamond Tiara, even in injury, still plays a key part in her role as a HUGE antagonist, and she's WONDERFUL at it. I can't see her EVER being a face. Looking forward to Proving Grounds. The stage is set for what looks to be an INCREDIBLE first Pay Per View.
Sethisto: Trixe, oh Trixie...where for art thou Trixie...?
On Sublime:
EVERYBODY: YES! DARING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -JIZZ ERUPTIONS- DHFDSGFHVSDFVBSFNVSDFNVDFVSFVSFNVNFV (+INFINITE LIKED ALL OF THESE POSTS.)
Trollestia: LOL happy? (+4,326 like this post.)
fred2266 (in reply to): Yes, we are! THANK YOU! Now...about Commander Hurricane being world champion...
EWF Creative Team (in reply to fred2266): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.
Markiplier: Babs Seed is the swaggiest bitch in town. #CantTouchDatShit.
notatroll (in reply to): #YoureAFagg0t (+583 like this post.)
BlarneyStone: Think about this guys: Discord...and Ahuizotl on commentary at Proving Grounds... (+2,483 like this post.)
neatone2222 (in reply to): Commentary Chaos...
konyy2k: YES! Now we know, if we cheer loud enough, we can get the EWF to give us ANYTHING we want! So, what do we want, guys?
TruthSpeaker (in reply to): You to shut the fuck up. We get it, you started this whole thing. The company hasn't even been around for a MONTH. They threw us a bone, and how can we even be sure they didn't plan for Daring Do to debut on the third episode of Sublime from the beginning? It's not like they were going to have her cut promos FOREVER...but, if they DID plan to have her debut at another time, and just decided to give us what we want, I respect the HELL out of the EWF for it...but SERIOUSLY...let them do what they want. Nobody has been complaining about anything except Overdrive, which is reasonable. That's ONE thing...just give them a chance, and whatever you want, WILL come true. You don't have to spam their shows with this shit. It was cool for Daring Do, but it may not be cool the other 100 times around. (+9,284 like this post.)
Lugnuts (in reply to TruthSpeaker): Preach.
The Awkward Reviewer: Once again, just like Lunacy, Sublime puts on another STELLAR performance. The excitement was THROUGH THE ROOF tonight. Daring Do's debut may have been a bit predictable, but predictability is good at times. This was one of those times, and I thought she and Commander Hurricane had the "Rarity vs Colgate" match of the night. Two of my favorite characters duking it out? I didn't know WHO to cheer for, so I just cheered for both. Rainbow Dash continues to impress with her amazing Ariel offense, and Trixie is still the best heel on the show. There's no denying. Thunderlane winning was a shocker, as I figured Big MacIntosh, but that was a great match, so I guess I really didn't care WHO won. Either way, Sublime and Lunacy, and the EWF as a whole, OFFICIALLY OWN my life...
Sethisto: PLEASE LET TRIXIE WIN THE TITLE. (+873 like this post.)
ANONYMOUS: ...
WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN...