-Anon spots Berry Punch walking down the hall. He waits for her to stop.-

Anon: Berry Punch, I just wanted to get your thoughts on tonight's turn of events?

Berry: The hell you mean "turn of events"? I'm gonna get drunk off my ass and wake up in Nicaragua! THAT'S the Cold Marble way.

Anon: What I mean is, that...you took it upon YOURSELF to dub YOURSELF as Scootaloo's partner. Why?

Berry: Besides the obvious answer of "because I damn well can"...Scootaloo's stubborn. She doesn't wanna admit, that she needs help. With her friends fighting family and playing with their clits in the background on Sublime, someone unexpected had to step in. And that's "Cold Marble" Berry Punch! No one saw it coming. Did YOU see it coming?

Anon: I actually did not-

Berry: 'Course ya didn't! You think you know what's gonna happen on Sublime. Every damn scene you've got planned out. Hell, you're probably one of those "critics" that dubbed me an "irresponsible DRUNK."

Anon: Well, you DID pass out in your singles debut last we-

Berry: I understand THAT. I drank too much before my match. It was a bad move. GodDAMN I'm SORRY I've let you down...Mr. Cameraman. What are you gonna do? Put me in time-out? All I can do is watch that young girl's back. Because whether she wants to admit it or NOT...she damn well needs it. Diamond Tiara, her royal bitchiness, and all her little cunty comrades, can go around the Cul-De-Sac, and suck EVERY DAMN dick they want...because the team of Scootaloo...and the TOUGHEST D.O.B. in the Equestrian Wrestling Federation, are gonna make them all wish that their daddies paid a little more attention to them as children. We're gonna walk in to Proving Grounds, RAISE SOME HELL, win the tag team titles, and CELEBRATE! I'll chug a beer..maybe two...maybe three, and I'll order a Pibb Xtra for the little devil herself-and that's all I got to say...about that-PUT IT ON MY TAB! -Struts off-

-As Berry Punch walks away, Anon tugs at his shirt nervously-

*Later*

-Anon walks into Princess Luna, looking to interview her. She's sitting at her desk.-

Luna: Oh...well, hello there, Anon. What brings you into my chamber?

Anon: Hi, Princess. I was just curious about your opinion on the way Lunacy is turning out-

-Anon is interrupted by the male members of the Oddities barging into the office-

Luna: Hang on, Anon...boys. I can probably gather why you're all here. On normal circumstances, I'd ask you to knock, but I know you're all very flustered right now.

Hugh Jelly: You're DAMN right we're flustered! My girlfriend's in the trainer's room right now! What are you going to do about this?!

Luna: What would you four PROPOSE I do?

Dance Fever: Hey, foxy woman...the boys think you should strip that bogue cat Rumble of his title shot...

Luna: -Blushes- I'm afraid we can't do that. Rumble EARNED his match against Overdrive. Not to mention...we're not even sure if Rumble put Horsepower, Flitter, and Cloudchaser up to what they did.

Bill Neigh: By my calculations, the chance of Rumble being INNOCENT...is a 1 in 50000000 chance.

Luna: We will talk to Rumble and his group, but do NOT be surprised if the "1" in your calculation proves correct, Bill.

-The Oddities groan-

Luna: We still believe we can present you with a chance at revenge. At Proving Grounds, Midnight will team up with...you Clip Clop, as well as...you, Hugh...to take on the team of Horsepower, Cloudchaser, and Flitter.

-The Oddities cheer-

Dance: Hey, that's bitchinnnnnnnnnn'...

Clip Clop: Thank you, Princess! We're sorry for bothering you!

Luna: Not a problem at all, boys. We'll get this sorted out.

-The Oddities file out of the office one at a time, chatting amongst themselves.-

Luna: -Turns to Anon- Now...could you repeat your question? We will be happy to answer-

-This time, Luna is interrupted by the dramatic entrance of a rolling Star Swirl into her office. He comes in like a tumbleweed, and crashes into the GM's desk-

Star Swirl: Hello, my sweet! -He speaks lovingly as he kips-up to his feet-

Luna: -Blushes- Star Swirl...we have company...-points at Anon-

Star Swirl: -Looks at Anon, and grins- Great! Then the WORLD can know of my demands...

Luna: -Raises an eyebrow- Which are...?

Star Swirl: I demand TELEVISION TIME!

Luna: -Chuckles- Oh, Star Swirl...is that all?

Star Swirl: -Nods repeatedly- I feel my presence would be an ASTOUNDING addition to the weekly telecasts...

Luna: Hmm...-ponders-...we believe we may have a spot for you on television.

Star Swirl: Really? TRULY?

Luna: -Nods- Yes, we most certainly do...it just came to us. We'll have to flesh it out to its full potential. -Looks at Anon- We apologize, Anon. We will have to conduct this interview at a later date. Me and Star Swirl must discuss some things.

Anon: No trouble at all, Princess. I understand. Good day to you, Star Swirl.

Star Swirl: Have a swell night, Anon!

-Anon walks out of the office, wondering what "plans" Luna has for Star Swirl.-