Garble: That was an incredible match to start off the Pay-Per-View with.
Dr. Whooves: Indeed it was, and now we have another big tag-team match coming up. The Sediment Sisters are about to take on the Real Equestrians for the Sublime Tag-Team Championships!
*The Sediment Sister's theme plays*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Sublime Tag-Team Championships, introducing the challengers, from Boulder, weighing a combined 377 pounds…...THE SEDIMENT SISTERS!
Ahuizotl: These two have definitely been the lesser noticed half of the Pie Sisters. They've spent so much time on Sublime in relative obscurity, and it was only recently that they emerged from the shadows. Since then they've shown surprising potential though.
Discord: The only question is if that potential will possibly be enough for them to overcome the reigning champions.
*Patriotic music plays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Cloudsdale, weighing a combined 271 pounds, they are the Sublime Tag-Team Champions, The Rrrrrrrrreaaaaal Equestriaaaaaaaaans!
-Spitfire and Fleetfoot walk out holding twin Equestrian flags as usual, meanwhile Soarin takes a military pose before firing off blanks from a fake gun. They then form up and begin walking down the ramp while Soarin begins singing some type of military chant-
Dr. Whooves: You've got to give credit to the Real Equestrians for their dedication. They continue building up this militaristic persona more and more with every appearance.
Discord: They're true Equestrian patriots, through and through.
Ahuizotl: It's definitely admirable, but it'll take more than Patriotism to win a match like this.
Match 2: Sublime Tag-Team Championships, The Sediment Sisters vs. The Real Equestrians
*7 minutes later*
*Limestone tries to take Fleetfoot down with a clothesline, but Fleetfoot agily ducks under it and knocks Limestone down with a dropkick. Then when Limestone recovers Fleetfoot Irish Whips her into the turnbuckle. Fleetfoot then tries to set up for a Suplex, only for Limestone to stun her with a hard punch before hitting a bulldog-
Garble: Good counter there by Limestone. Fleetfoot has been controlling the pace of most of this match, but this could be the chance for the Sediment Sisters to start taking control.
-Limestone tries to hit a Richter Drop, but Fleetfoot counters and quickly makes the tag to Spitfire. Limestone glares before tagging in Marble-
Dr. Whooves: And now both teams have tagged in their respective partners, things are about to get even more fired up.
*6 minutes later*
-Spitfire sets up Marble Pie on the turnbuckle, but Marble counters and kicks Spitfire down to the bottom before hitting a dive of her own-
Discord: And Marble goes airborne to turn the tables on Spitfire!
-Spitfire tries to get up to recover, but Marble soon hits her with a Sculpting Kick-
Ahuizotl: Sculpting Kick!
*1...2…-Kick-out!*
Garble: Marble almost had the pin there, but Spitfire managed to kick out.
-Marble tries to repeat the maneuver, but Spitfire takes out down with a Broken Formation. She then climbs the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Broken Formation! And it looks like Spitfire intends to follow that up with a Supermarine to potentially finish off the match.
-Spitfire takes a dive off the ropes, preparing to hit a Supermarine, but Marble manages to roll out of the way at the last second and tag in Limestone-
Ahuizotl: That could have been the end of the match right there, but Marble managed to escape just in the nick of time.
*3 minutes later*
-Spitfire is currently backed up in the turnbuckle, receiving a vicious beatdown from Limestone who is hitting her with punch after punch.-
Discord: Spitfire is in the worst situation possible right now. She's gotta make a tag and get Fleetfoot back in this match or the titles could be lost.
-Limestone acts as if she's about to Irish Whip Spitfire, but then she pulls her back in and hits a Richter Drop-
Garble: A Richter Drop! This could finish the match right here!
-Limestone goes for a pin, but Spitfire kicks out just a moment before three-
Dr. Whooves: Not yet! Somehow Spitfire managed to dig down deep and kick out again!
-Spitfire tries to escape to the ropes, but Limestone grabs her legs and trips her to the floor. Spitfire starts kicking against Limestone while she struggles to crawl across the ring. All the while Soarin is yelling and trying to motivate her to keep going while Fleetfoot stretches out her hand-
Ahuizotl: Spitfire is now in a struggle for what could be the survival of her team, and Soarin and Fleetfoot are trying to will her onward.
-With a particular hard kick Spitfire manages to stun Limestone, she then quickly scrambles up and tags in Fleetfoot-
Discord: The tag is made! Here comes Fleetfoot!
-Fleetfoot quickly moves into the ring and knocks down Limestone as soon as she tries to get up. Limestone again attempts to get her footing, only for Fleetfoot to kick her upside the head-
Dr. Whooves: Now Fleetfoot is on a rampage!
-Fleetfoot hits a Fleeting Moment on Limestone before climbing the turnbuckle, she takes a brief moment to taunt as the crowd begins cheering-
Ahuizotl: The crowd is cheering...we might be about to see a flight of the Fleetest!
-Fleetfoot dives off the turnbuckle and hits a Flight of the Fleetest. She then moves for a pin. Marble tries to intervene only for Spitfire to tackle her out of the ring-
Garble: Flight of the Fleetest! Limestone is down! And Marble has been taken out as well!
*1…...2…..3!*
Discord: And The Real Equestrians retained!
Baritone: Here are your winners, and still the Sublime Tag-Team Champions, The Real Equestrians!
-Fleetfoot and Spitfire climb the turnbuckles and proudly hold their title belts up high, meanwhile Soarin sets up a large Equestrian flag in the center of the ring-
Soarin: This is another great day for Equestria. Today, a team of two brave, bold, REAL Equestrians have retained the Sublime Tag-Team Championships and further solidified their legacy. Soon these women will be in position to challenge for not just the International Championship, but the World Fighter's Championship as well, and when that time comes-
-Turf and Silver Spoon emerge from the crowd and move in before ambushing Spitfire and Fleetfoot while they're on the turnbuckles. They pull each woman down and start viciously attack them-
Dr. Whooves: Turf and Silver Spoon?! What the?!
Ahuizotl: Is this for some sort of revenge for earlier?!
-Soarin attempts to intervene, only to get laid out by Turf's boss knuckles-
Discord: Ouch! Poor Soarin tried to assist the Champions, only to be on the receiving end of Turf's infamous Boss Knuckles!
-Turf and Silver Spoon continue dishing out their beatdown before they both get in position. Turf hits a Sod-Off Neck Tie on Spitfire, while Silver Spoon hits a Silver Surfer on Fleetfoot. The Mean Girls then climb to the tops of the turnbuckles to rub their victory in the face of the crowd, receiving lots of boos-
Dr. Whooves: This is just disgraceful. Those two had no right to come out here and assault the Sublime Tag Team Champions like that.
Garble: Some might call it payback….
Ahuizotl: Either way, it looks like there's a small brand war happening early at Boiling Point.
*The camera shifts backstage where Cloudkicker, Daring Do, and Trenderhoof are preparing for their match*
Cloudkicker: Alright, you got this. Time to show that sand bitch who the real alpha women on this show are. Now, she's pretty tough but I think I know a way you can throw her off guard easily. Just get in her space as much as possible. Rub and grind all over, really make it awkward. That prude will go insane after just a few minutes in the ring with you.
Daring Do: Are you sure that's such a good idea?
Cloudkicker: Of course it is! How can she focus on beating you if she's so worried about all the "unclean" things that you're trying to do?
Daring Do: Or it might just piss her off.
Cloudkicker: You think too much, Daring. I'm totally right here, aren't I, Trenderhoof?
Trenderhoof: Yeah! Well...maybe...uhh….I'd say it's about 50/50 really….
Cloudkicker: See? Even Trenderhoof agrees with me. Now get that bubble butt out there!
-Cloudkicker smacks Daring's ass before giving her a shove towards the door-
*I'm a slut like you!* (Daring Do's new theme song is "Slut Like You" by Pink)
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof, from Cloudsdale, weighing 131 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, Daring Do!
-Cloudkicker and Daring Do enter the ramp, creating several sexual poses together while Trenderhoof records it all. The whole time several crowd members cheer and whistle-
Garble: And here we see what has got to be the most….er….."entertaining" gimmick to come out of Sublime, if you know what I mean.
Ahuizotl: It would be better with a little less Daring Do….
Discord: Oh come on, Ahuizotl. You know you're enjoying the show
Ahuizotl: Absolutely not.
Discord: Just think about Daring coming out every week wearing less a-
Ahuizotl: STOP!
-Daring and Cloudkicker enter the ring where Cloudkicker begins eagerly rubbing baby oil all over Daring's body. Daring bends over the ropes while Cloudkicker gets her back, exposing nearly her entire chest towards the commentators' tables. All the while she knowingly smirks and winks at Ahuizotl before turning around and let Cloudkicker oil up the rest of her-
Cloudkicker: Damn sexy. Go get 'em.
*ALLEYAHLEEYLALAYAHELLIYEAH*
Haakim: تعد نفسك لتصل الآن لحملة صليبية المجيدة تطهير الخطيئة سبحانه. نقي وغير ملوث، أميرة! ( Prepare yourself, now arriving for the glorious crusade of purging the sin from Sublime. The pure and untainted, Amira!)
Dr. Whooves: Amira looks more determined than ever here tonight. It's understandable, there's a lot on the line. Not titles or career opportunities, but her very dignity.
Ahuizotl: That's right. If Amira wins, she forces Daring Do to cover up. But if Amira loses, than Cloudkicker will put her in outfit that will probably be even more revealing than Daring's.
Dr. Whooves: Amira takes her honor pretty seriously, a loss here could be devastating. But a win might put her in contendership for the World Fighter's Championship.
Match 3: Daring Do/w Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof vs. Amira/w Haakim
*6 minutes later*
-Daring tries to grapple Amira, but Amira counters and suplexes Daring down to the mat. Amira then tries to set up for the Camel Clutch but Daring Do fights her off and gets back to her feet. She moves in for another attack, but Amira Irish Whips her into the turnbuckle-
Garble: Amira's been very skillfully controlling the pace of this match so far, and wisely been keeping Daring from pulling off any high flying maneuvers.
-Amira traps Daring in the turnbuckle and starts raining down punches, but Daring manages to kick her away. She then climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and dives at Amira before hitting a Hurricanrana-
Discord: Hurricanrana! This could be Daring's chance to finally start building up some good momentum.
*5 minutes later*
-Amira tries to hit a Dust Devil, but Daring counters and throws her into the turnbuckle. She then stuns Amira with a few punches before grinding up against her in a sexual manner. Amira puts on a look of disgust as she tries to push Daring away, only for Daring to trip her to the ground and roll her up for a pin-
*1..-Kick-out!*
: Daring tried to pull a surprise over Amira there, but it didn't quite work.
Ahuizotl: No, but her unorthodox tactics certainly seem to be throwing Amira off her game a little.
-Daring Do tries to hit a Sapphire Shock as Amira recovers, but Amira counters and hits her with a Dust Devil-
Garble: Dust Devil! Could Amira turn this around?
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Ooooh! And Daring narrowly kicks out!
*4 minutes later*
-Amira has Daring Do on the ground, and locks in the Camel Clutch. Meanwhile Daring Do is desperately crawling away in an attempt to reach the ropes-
Ahuizotl: Daring Do is in dire straights now. That Camel Clutch is absolutely lethal. I don't know how long she'll be able to resist.
-Daring slowly manages to make it to the ropes and grabs on for dear life, but Amira refuses to let go-
Referee: Come on Amira, break the hold!
Amira: TAP YOU HEATHEN! SUBMIT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! F-
-Amira breaks the hold before screaming in Arabic-
Dr. Whooves: Amira is starting to lose cohesion. Daring Do has put up far more of a fight than she probably expected. And now she knows there's an actual risk she could lose this battle.
-Amira tries to set up for another Dust Devil, but Daring Do manages to stun her with a counter. She then grabs Amira and plants a deep, tongue heavy kiss on her. The crowd cheers wildly as Daring Do makes out with the helpless Amira for a few brief seconds before hitting a Sapphire Shock on her-
*1…..2….3!*
Garble: And Daring wins! What a crazy way to end a match. That was incredible.
-Cloudkicker and Trenderhoof enter the ring to celebrate with Daring Do. Trenderhoof raises Daring's arm, meanwhile Cloudkicker plants a sloppy kiss on Daring, enticing a lot of cheers from the crowd. Meanwhile Amira and Haakim slide out of the ring and hang their heads in shame-
Ahuizotl: It's a demoralizing defeat for Amira. But Daring, Cloudkicker, and Trenderhoof couldn't be any happier.
-Suddenly the celebrations are interrupted as Berry Punch begins running down the ramp-
Garble: What the? What's Berry Punch doing out here?!
-Berry Punch rushes into the ring and knocks down Cloudkicker and Daring Do with a double clothesline. Cloudkicker recovers quickly and attempts to fight back, but Berry Punch quickly lays her out with a Bar Tab-
Discord: Bar Tab! Cloudkicker is down and out!
-Daring Do attacks Berry Punch from behind, at first catching her off guard with a flurry of punches and kicks. Daring then tries to propel herself off the ropes and dive at Berry, but Berry catches her in mid-air and slams her back down to the mat-
Dr. Whooves: Daring's attempt to stop Berry's assault just backfired spectacularly!
-Trenderhoof punches Berry Punch in the back. It has little effect, and Berry Punch turns around and gives Trenderhoof a look as if to say, "Seriously?". She then kicks him in the gut and hits a Bar Tab-
Garble: And a Bar Tab for Trenderhoof!
-Daring Do grabs Berry Punch and tries to hit a Sapphire Shock, but Berry Punch fights her way out of it and hits a third Bar Tab-
Ahuizotl: And now Daring! Berry Punch has delivered a wicked Bar Tab to every member of Daring's group.
Dr. Whooves: These attacks are just getting out of control. Is this going to happen after every match now?!
-Berry Punch happily walks around the ring, flipping off each of her defeated enemies as she celebrates the successful ambush-
*Lunacy Segments*
-The show returns as several anonymous wrestlers dressed in medieval armor begin making their way to the ring and taking up positions around it-
Dr. Whooves: The match we're about to witness is the first of its kind in the EWF. Designed by Commander Hurricane, it's called a Gladiator Match. Both competitors will begin the match wearing full sets of armor. Meanwhile, the outside of the ring is surrounded by wrestlers who will attack either opponent if they try to escape AND said wrestlers will throw a variety of sadistic weapons into the ring for the two to batter each other with.
Garble: It's shaping up to potentially be the most brutal match the EWF has ever seen, but what could be more fitting between two stars who are former warriors?
*Stand My Ground!*
-Baritone enters the ring dressed like a Medieval aristocrat-
Baritone: Here ye residents of the Colosseum, the following match will be for one fall or until one opponent can no longer rise to their feet. The first gladiator, from Cloudsdale…..PRIVAAAAAAAATE PAAAAAANZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEERRR!
Ahuizotl: This match is all or nothing for Private Panzer. If she wins, she'll get her contract and her career back. If she loses, she'll have to return to obscurity.
Dr. Whooves: She'll make a hellacious opponent for Commander Hurricane, she'll be giving all she has.
*Out of time, so say goodbye*
Squire: Introducing the next gladiator, the glorious, the intimidating, the unstoppable force of….COOOOOMAAAANDEEER HURRRRICAAAAAANE!
-Commander Hurricane exits down the ramp, leaving Squire behind on the stage as she approaches the ring-
Garble: It looks like Commander Hurricane will be going into this without her usual backup.
Discord: She probably wants to prove her ultimate supremacy in this match. If she can defeat Panzer for good, and without any help, they'll be no doubting that she's the better woman.
Match 7: Gladiator Match, Private Panzer vs. Commander Hurricane
*6 minutes later*
-Private Panzer goes for a Lancer, but Hurricane side-steps it. She then catches a large plank of wood wrapped up in barbed wire and begins swinging it at Panzer. Panzer begins rolling around, desperately trying to avoid getting hit. But eventually gets caught as Commander Hurricane hits her behind the knee and begins beating on her with it-
Dr. Whooves: Even with all that armor on, getting beat with something that heavy has got to hurt a little.
-Commander Hurricane throws her weapon down and starts trying to pull of Panzer's helmet, but Panzer punches her in the exposed part of her face and gets back to a fighting stance. She then grabs a new weapon thrown into the ring: which seems to be a modified mace of some kind. She swings it wildly and hits Commander Hurricane upside the head. The impact sends her helmet flying off and knocks her to the ground-
Ahuizotl: And that impact might have just knocked Commander Hurricane right out. Panzer is moving in for the pin!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Close, but Commander Hurricane managed to muster the strength she needed to kick out
*8 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane and Private Panzer are both wielding large metal clubs, and are currently swinging them at each other like swords-
Dr. Whooves: This match is starting to resemble a medieval duel more and more, and these two women are puttingg all of their heart and passion into it.
-Commander Hurricane manages to knock Panzer's weapons out of her hands, she then brings the metal club down behind both of Panzer's legs, dropping her to her knees. She then stuns Panzer before ripping the armor of her right leg, and then she proceeds to beat on the exposed limb, causing Panzer to scream out in pain-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God, sheer brutality being put on display now.
Garble: Panzer might not even be able to walk after this match if Commander Hurricane keeps it up.
-After softening up Panzer further Commander Hurricane picks her up and hits a Legion, following it up with a pin attempt-
*1….2…-Kick-out!*
Discord: Incredible! Even after such intense abuse Private Panzer managed to kick out!
*7 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane has Private Panzer in the turnbuckle and is raining down punches, Panzer manages to kick her away and starts moving in for the attack. But Hurricane manages to pick up a metal pole with razor wire and bash Panzer across the face, cutting her severely and causing blood to pour out-
Dr. Whooves: Oh My God! A massive gash has been torn in the side of Panzer's face! This match could turn career ending at this rate!
-Commander Hurricane quickly picks up Panzer and hits her with a C5-
Discord: C5! C5! This has to be it!
*1…..2….-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: No way! Panzer still kicked out! And Commander Hurricane is in sheer disbelief!
-Commander Hurricane starts sending up a large plate of steel in one of the turnbuckles. She picks up Private Panzer and starts preparing to throw her into it-
Ahuizotl: Oh no, this could be the end of Panzer's battle right here.
-Panzer manages to fight her way out at the last moment and drive Hurricane face first into the ground. Then as Hurricane groggily climbs back to her feet Panzer charges forward and hits Commander Hurricane with a Lancer that shoves her into the steel-
Garble: Holy shit! Private Panzer just Lancered Commander Hurricane right into that steel! She could be out after that!
*1…..2…...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, Private Panzer!
Dr. Whooves: This is just incredible ladies and gentlemen. Private Panzer just earned her contract back in one of the most brutal matches I've ever seen .
-Private Panzer begins to celebrate when all of the gladiators surrounding the ring begin to move in. They all take off their helmets, revealing them to be Diamond Tiara, Lightning Dust, Fluttershy, Scootaloo, Klaus, Giz Hero, Neon Lights, DJ Z
Discord: What the hell? Those aren't Sublime Gladiators. Those are all Lunacy!
*All eight stars pick up a weapon of some kind before sliding into the ring, slowly surrounding Panzer as she takes a defensive stance and tries to back away from them. Meanwhile Commander Hurricane manages to quickly slip away from the situation with the assistance of Squire, Typhoon, and Cyclone-
Garble: Commander Hurricane making a wise escape, but things are only looking more grim for Private Panzer.
Dr. Whooves: God dammit! Just leave her alone, there's no need for this!
-There's a bit of a stand off, before Klaus kicks it off by bashing Panzer over the back of the head with a mace. Soon the rest of the Lunacy squad joins in, beating Panzer to a near pulp with a variety of dangerous, medieval weapons-
Ahuizotl: This is just too far. The other assaults were bad enough, but this could end Panzer's career if they don't reign themselves in!
-After beating Panzer into submission Lightning Dust sets herself in the turnbuckle and lets Fluttershy hit her with a monkey flip, causing her to land hard on top of Private Panzer. Then Neon Lights and DJ Z combined their efforts to hit Panzer with a Grand Amplitude-
Discord: First a monkey flip, and then a Grand Amplitude! Panzer has been completely devastated. Talk about a bittersweet victory…..
-The Lunacy stars celebrate their ambush as medical professionals come out to carry away Private Panzer on a stretcher-
*Lunacy Segments*
Dr. Whooves: Up next is the hottest interbrand rivalry we've ever seen. Starlight Glimmer and her Acolytes will go up against Scootaloo, who's challenged Starlight along with her own allies Berry Punch and Maud. Both these team are fired up for battle and it could easily go either way.
*This Fire Burns….Alwaaaaaaaaaaays*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Starlight Glimmer and The Acolytes of Equality!
-Starlight Glimmer, Gloomlee, and Blackheart enter the ring in matching attire and equality arm-bands. Starlight gets to her knees and stretches out her arms while Blackheart and Gloomlee create the equals sign on both flanks-
Garble: If there's one thing that Starlight and her Acolytes have working in their advantage in this match, it's cohesion. These three really know how to work together, and Starlight has a clear leadership position with little in-fighting.
Discord: That's very true. And while Scootaloo and her friends clearly have cohesion as well, there's no clear and obvious leader to be giving out all the directives.
*Hell Frozen over by Jim Johnson plays*
Baritone: And their opponents, introducing first, from Loneyville, Berry Punch!
-Berry Punch walks on the ramp wearing a new armband that has a slash going through an equal sign, finishing off a can of beer before chucking it to the side. She flips off some random crowd members before focusing her middle finger on Starlight and her Acolytes-
Ahuizotl: Berry Punch certainly isn't shy about expressing her true feelings towards Starlight and her companions.
Garble: But when is she ever shy?
Ahuizotl: Point taken.
*Fossil Rock Anthem plays*
Baritone: And her partner, from Boulder, weighing 144 pounds, she is the CCW Champion, Maud Pie!
-Maud Pie, also wearing an anti-equality armband rolls down to the ring on Tom, once arriving at the ring she bumps fist with Berry and the two begin waiting for Scootaloo to arrive-
Dr. Whooves: It's arguable that Maud probably has the biggest stake in this out of all her teammates. She's the only one who's had to deal with Starlight on a weekly basis, and she's endured the brunt of Starlight's wrath recently.
*Out of My Way!*
Baritone: And introducing their partner, from Loneyville, weighing 119 pounds, Scootaloo!
-Scootaloo, wearing the armband as well, sprints to the ring, slapping hands with several audience members before meeting up with her partners-
Dr. Whooves: All three members of this team wearing armbands that send a very clear message. They don't believe in Starlight's version of equality, and they're going to do all in their power to fight back against it.
Discord: This all started with just Scootaloo and Starlight. First Starlight attacked Scootaloo backstage at High Stakes, possibly causing Scootaloo to lose her match, then Scootaloo retaliated by costing Starlight her chance at the number one contendership on Sublime. Soon both drew in their closest friends and set a collision course that led straight to where we are now….
Match 9: Starlight Glimmer and The Acolytes of Equality vs. Scootaloo, Maud Pie, and Berry Punch
*4 minutes later*
-Blackheart Irish Whips Berry Punch into the turnbuckle, she charges at Berry Punch only for Berry to counter by giving her a hard kick to the midsection. Blackheart tries to recover and runs at Berry again, but this time Berry tackles her and hits a Fou Lehz Press (Spelling?!)-
Garble: Berry Punch is on a rampage so far, catching Blackheart off guard with that ferocious offensive style.
-Berry attempts to hit a Bar Tab on Blackheart, but Blackheart just barely manages to slip away and makes a tag to Gloomlee-
Dr. Whooves: And now she's getting one of her partners involved.
-Gloomlee goes for the attack, only for Berry Punch to clothesline her out of the ring-
Ahuizotl: Now the action spreads outside! This could get chaotic fast!
Discord: Oh goody!
-Berry Punch starts brawling with Gloomlee outside the ring. Starlight and Nurse Redheart try to interfere, but they get blindsided by Scootaloo and Maud Pie-
Garble: And now it all breaks loose! Both teams have abandoned the ring and started a massive brawl in front of the announce tables!
-Eventually the referee manages to get them to break up, and Berry Punch and Gloomlee re-enter the ring to resume the match-
Dr. Whooves: The referee managed to keep order this time. But these two groups are just so explosive I don't know how long they can be contained!
*8 minutes later *
-Maud Pie and Gloomlee are trading punches in the middle of the ring. Maud Pie tries to hit The Schist, but Gloomlee counters and hits a In-Ring Suspension-
*1…..2…-Kick-out!*
Discord: Oh! A close call for Maud there. She might need to make a tag soon.
-Gloomlee tries to repeat the maneuver, but Maud Pie counters and hits her with The Schist-
Discord: The Schist! Gloomlee didn't even see it coming!
-Maud Pie tries to make a cover, but soon Starlight and Blackheart enter the ring and break it up-
Ahuizotl: That could have been it right there. But Starlight isn't going to make this easy or fair for the other side.
*6 minutes later*
-Scootaloo is backed up into the turnbuckle, receiving a hard beat down from Starlight herself-
Starlight: What's the matter little Scootaloo? Running out of steam? Maybe you should have picked a more capable team.
-Starlight pulls Scootaloo out of the turnbuckle and sets up for an Equalizer, Scootaloo counters and tries to break free, but Starlight counters by kneeing her in the midsection and then kicking her as she falls to the ground-
Starlight: Just lay down and let me end this. You fight for a broken and lost cause, you have no hope against me.
-Starlight picks up Scootaloo and Irish Whips her into the turnbuckle of her team. She then tries to hit a tag-team move with Blackheart and Gloomlee, but Scootaloo manages to kick Starlight away before elbowing Blackheart in the face and kicking upwards to unbalance Gloomlee-
Garble: Incredible! Even after the beatdown she's been taking Scootaloo manages to fight off her attackers.
-Scootaloo tries to make a run for it, only for Starlight to trip her and start stomping on her legs repeatedly -
Dr. Whooves: Vicious Starlight, now working to neutralize the advantage of Scootaloo's speed.
-Starlight tries to move in for a submission hold, but Scootaloo kicks her away and starts desperately crawling for the ropes. Meanwhile Maud Pie has her hand stretched out-
Ahuizotl: Scootaloo needs to get out of here or it's all over. Can she make the tag to Maud? Closer….closer...almost there!
-Scootaloo makes a desperate dive for the tag, but Maud Pie pulls her hand away at the last minute-
Dr. Whooves: WHAT?!
-Maud removes her anti-equality armband, and then replaces it with an Acolyte armband that she pulls out from her trunks-
Garble: Oh no….it can't be…..
-Scootaloo looks up with shock just before Maud Pie boots her in the face through the bottom rope-
Discord: Maud just turned over to the Acolytes!
Berry Punch: You little bitch…
-Berry Punch tries to attack Maud, but she gets ambushed by Blackheart and Gloomlee. They both pick up Berry Punch and throw her into the barricade-
Ahuizotl: This isn't good folks. Maud has turned traitor, and Berry Punch has been neutralized!
-Starlight puts on an evil grin as she picks up Scootaloo and hits an Equalizer-
Dr. Whooves: And the Equalizer. This is it.
*1….2…..3!*
-Crowd boos intently-
Baritone: Here are your winners, Starlight Glimmer and The Acolytes of Equality!
Ahuizotl: This is unbelievable….Maud Pie just betrayed her best friends...and joined Starlight's Equality cult. How could this get any worse?
-Gloomlee and Blackheart get on the turnbuckles and raise their arms in the equality symbol, meanwhile Starlight smiles as she raises Maud's arm up high-
Starlight: Another brave crusader joins the true cause for Equality! Tonight is a glorious night, a night that will go down in his-
-Scootaloo and Berry Punch storm their way back into the ring and start attacking Maud and Starlight-
Garble: This isn't over yet! Scootaloo and Berry are fighting back for revenge!
-Scootaloo and Berry begin beating down their opponents, but then Gloomlee and Blackheart start working to drive them off. Soon Starlight and Maud Pie recover and join in, overwhelming Scootaloo and Berry-
Discord: It's no use. Starlight and her Acolytes have numbers on their side now. This could get really messy….
-The crowd cheers as Midnight Strike and Honeycomb start running down the ramp-
Ahuizotl: Don't give up yet! The cavalry has just arrived!
-Midnight Strike and Honeycomb charge into the ring, managing to push back the Acolytes long enough for Scootaloo and Berry Punch to join in. Together the four of them manage to overwhelm Starlight and the Acolytes, mercilessly beating all four of them down-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like the Lunacy stars have turned the tables. Starlight and her Acolytes have just had their victory turned into defeat.
Garble: Still, I doubt that can dull the sting of Maud's betrayal for Scootaloo and Berry Punch….
-The camera cuts backstage to Marigold and Vinyl Scratch-
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm here with Vinyl Scratch, who's just a few minutes away from challenging Octavia for the International Title, in what's to be the final battle we'll see in a while between these two stars. Any last minute thoughts, Vinyl?
Vinyl Scratch: My defeat at High Stakes was a humbling experience. My head was in the clouds after winning the International Title, being champion just felt so damn good. But I've come to realize that I underestimated Octavia in that rematch fight. However, I learned from my mistake while it seems like Tavi still underestimates me. She might very well walk out of here tonight as the undisputed International Champion, but I'm not going to make it easy for her. I've tasted gold, and I'm ready to taste it again. I'm going all in on this match, and if Octavia underestimates me even in the slightest….she's gonna lose.
*WUB WUB WUUUUUB*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the International Championship! Introducing the challenger, from Loneyville, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the ever determined Vinyl Scratch. The feud between her and Octavia is the longest running one on Sublime.
Discord: It all started when Octavia turned against Vinyl Scratch in the fourth week of Sublime, and ever since then they've been battling with each other, and it's all culminated in this fight over the International Championship.
Dr. Whooves: This is a first for the EWF as well. This TLC match has not been done before. And given Vinyl's style, she might have a natural advantage here.
*Beethoven's 8th Remix plays*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Canterlot, weighing 135 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Octavia!
Ahuizotl: A few weeks ago on Sublime Octavia established the stipulation for this match: It will be the final battle between her and Vinyl Scratch for the International Title. Whoever loses will not be able to challenge the champion again until that champion loses to someone else.
Garble: It all comes down to this. Who will emerge as the undisputed International Champion? Will it be the free-spirited underdog, Vinyl Scratch? Or will it be the cultured, cold, and calculating Octavia? We're about to find out….
Match 10: International Championship, TLC, Octavia vs. Vinyl Scratch
*5 minutes later*
-Octavia tries to grapple Vinyl Scratch, but Vinyl Scratch stuns her with a drop-kick and then slides out of the ring-
Discord: Octavia was trying to grapple with Vinyl, but the challenger isn't going to play that game.
-Vinyl Scratch gets a steel chair and brings it into the ring. Octavia tries to take the chair away, but Vinyl pulls back and bashes her in the head with it-
Ahuizotl: Oh! Hard hit by that steel chair! And Octavia goes down!
*1..2-*
Garble: But barely even a two-count.
-Vinyl exits the ring again and this time emerges with a wooden table-
Dr. Whooves: And now Vinyl is getting some tables involved. This match is about to go up a notch.
*7 minutes later*
-Vinyl stuns Octavia with a Crossfade, and then lays her out on the table in the middle of the ring. She then climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and starts taunting-
Garble: Uh-oh, looks like Vinyl Scratch is setting up for something big. This could be over for Octavia if she gets put through that table.
-Vinyl Scratch goes for a Bass Drop, but Octavia rolls off the table at the last moment, causing Vinyl to go through instead-
Discord: Oh! Those moments wasted taunting just costed Vinyl Scratch big time!
-Octavia quickly leaves the ring and drags a Ladder back in with her-
Dr. Whooves: And now she's going for a ladder, she could be eyeing an early victory here.
-Octavia sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring and begins climbing, however once she's almost at the top Vinyl Scratch starts to stir and begins climbing up the other side-
Ahuizotl: And now Vinyl is back to her feet and moving in to stop Octavia, we're about to have an intense battle on top of the ladder!
-Vinyl climbs to the top before engaging in a fist battle with Octavia. The two trade several punches before the ladder becomes unbalanced and both women fall to the ring-
Garble: And the ladder goes crashing down! Both women have taken a hard fall and will have to build their momentum all over again.
*7 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch and Octavia are battling on top of a ladder once again when Vinyl Scratch manages to knock Octavia down, causing her to land on a table below which bends but doesn't break all the way. Vinyl Scratch stands up and looks between Octavia and the International Title, looking conflicted-
Discord: And now Vinyl has to make a choice. Go for the title, or take a risk and possibly put Octavia out of this match?
-Vinyl Scratch dives off the ladder and hits a Bass Drop, putting Octavia through the table-
Dr. Whooves: Oh my God! Bass Drop off the ladder! Both women are down after that!
-After a few moments Vinyl stirs and starts climbing up the ladder-
Ahuizotl: And Vinyl ascends the ladder once again. With Octavia still out of it, this could be her chance to win the International Championship and settle this once and for all.
-Vinyl Scratch grabs the title and starts working to undue the restraints, meanwhile Octavia slowly stirs to her feet and starts climbing up the other side of the ladder-
Garble: And here comes Octavia! She's not down yet!
-Octavia climbs up just in time to sucker punch Vinyl in the stomach, she then throws Vinyl off the ladder before trying to claim the title herself, only for Vinyl to push the ladder over. Luckily for Octavia she manages to jump off at the last second and land on her own accord-
Dr. Whooves: That was a close call for both women, but this match is still going.
*5 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch tries to stun Octavia with a Cross-Fade, but Octavia counters and hits a Sonnet-
Discord: Sonnet! Vinyl is down, but what will Octavia do to capitalize?
-Octavia sets up a table in the middle of the ring before grabbing Vinyl and taking her to the top of the turnbuckle with her. She then hits a Orchestra Superplex and puts Vinyl through the table with it-
Garble: Holy shit! Octavia just used a superplex to put Vinyl Scratch through that table!
Ahuizotl: And now she's climbing the ladder, could she be climbing to victory this time?!
-Octavia climbs to the top of the ladder, and soon unfastens the International Title Belt before holding it high as the bell rings-
Baritone: Here is your winner, still International Champion, Octavia!
Dr. Whooves: Octavia has done it. She's proven herself the International Champion and triumphed over her biggest rival. This has got to be an ecstatic night for her!
-The crowd starts to boo as EGO emerges and starts running down to the ring-
Discord: Oh no...we can already tell where this is going.
-EGO storms into the ring and tips over the ladder, causing Octavia to fall to the ground. Then all three members begin to beat Octavia down-
Ahuizotl: Octavia is from the same cut off the cloth as EGO, but that's not stopping them from carrying out Luna's will in assaulting the International Champion and sending a message.
-All three members of EGO lift Octavia up before planting her straight through a table-
Garble: And through the table! EGO has turned Octavia's triumph, into disaster. This brand war taking place tonight just continues to escalate….
-The crowd boos heavily as EGO admires their handiwork-
*Lunacy Segments*
-Hoity Toity's theme plays-
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for The World Brawler's Championship! Introducing first, representing Divine Intervention, from Canterlot, weighing 220 pounds and standing five foot, eleven inches tall, Hoity Toity!
-Hoity Toity emerges on stage, wearing his most elaborate coat yet as he strolls to the ring. He occasionally pulls a big wad of cash out of his pocket and counts it before flaunting it at the crowd, only to pocket it again while laughing-
Dr. Whooves: Here comes the challenger, Hoity Toity, never hesitating to flaunt his wealth.
Discord: Well, to be fair, his wealth has given him an interesting edge over the past month. He's even hired his own lackies to attack Underbaker and soften him up before this battle.
Ahuizotl: But now it's time to find out whether that really had any effect on the undead baker or not.
*The lights go out and an oven buzzer sounds*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Bakeries Unknown. Weighing 309 pounds and standing six foot, ten inches tall, he is the World Brawler's Champion, the Underrrrrbaaakeeer!
-The Underbaker appears in the ramp in the midst of a cloud of smoke, he tips his baker hat slightly before making a slow stroll towards the ring-
Garble: The oddest gimmick in the EWF, yet at the same time he's the most powerful and intimidating man on Sublime, perhaps in the entire EWF even.
Dr. Whooves: There's a lot of things we don't understand about The Underbaker. But one thing we do understand is that he'll use the entire extent of his bizarre powers in order to retain the World Brawler's Championship.
Match 12: World Brawler's Championship, Underbaker vs. Hoity Toity
*5 minutes later*
-Underbaker and Hoity Toity are trading punches in the ring, Hoity Toity tries to stun Underbaker with an uppercut, but Underbaker simply cracks his neck before knocking Hoity flat with one good right hand-
Ahuizotl: A hard right hand punch from Underbaker, and Hoity is down!
-Underbaker tries to set up the Hell's Oven, but Hoity quickly squirms out of it-
Discord: Hoity wise to get away from that one, if Underbaker locked in the Hell's Oven that would have been an early end to this match for sure.
-Hoity hits Underbaker with a clothesline. He then tries to set up for an Upper Class, only for Underbaker to counter and hit him with a chokeslam-
Dr. Whooves: Chokeslam from Underbaker!
*1….2..-Kick-out!*
Garble: Hoity managed to hold on. But this won't go well for him if the Underbaker continues to control the pace of the match.
*5 minutes later*
-Underbaker pulls up Hoity Toity and is about to hit a Baker's Dozen, but he stuns Underbaker with a low blow-
Dr. Whooves: Come on ref! That should have been a DQ right there!
-Hoity pins Underbaker to the ground and begins raining down punches. But eventually Underbaker catches his hand and throws him off before rising up-
Ahuizotl: Hoity was building up some momentum for a time, but now the advantage is swinging back to the undead baker.
-Hoity tries to hit Underbaker with another clothesline, but Underbaker counters and hits Hoity with a Baker's Dozen-
*1...2..-*
-Red Delicious and Golden Delicious emerge and pull the referee out of the ring, meanwhile the crowd boos wildly-
Garble: And here comes Hoity's hired henchmen to lend him assistance.
-After knocking out the referee the two Delicious brothers storm into the ring and start assaulting Underbaker. They manage to down him for awhile before he fights his way back up and hits them both using a double chokeslam-
Discord: Double chokeslam! Can anything stop the Underbaker?!
-Hoity Toity ambushes Underbaker from behind and hits him with an Upper Class.
Dr. Whooves: Upper Class! The Delicious Brothers still managed to buy the time that Hoity Toity needed!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Garble: But the Underbaker isn't going down that easily!
*7 minutes later*
-The Underbaker has Hoity Toity backed up into the turnbuckle and is landing punch after punch, with the crowd chanting "oooooh" after each one connects-
Ahuizotl: Hoity Toity is in the worst possible position right now. Underbaker could be setting the path for retaining his title.
-Underbaker pulls Hoity Toity out of the turnbuckle and hits an Overbake-
Dr. WHooves: Overbake! Overbake! Could this be it!
-Underbaker goes for the pin, but Hoity kicks out at the last second-
Garble: No! Somehow Hoity managed to kick out!
-Underbaker begins setting up for another finisher maneuver when the rest of Divine Intervention begins making its way to the ring-
Ahuizotl: And here comes Hoity's allies, undoubtedly ready to start trouble in his favor.
-Octavia takes down the referee, allowing King Blueblood and Damien Sandow to storm the ring and assault the Underbaker. Damien Sandow hits Underbaker with a Russian Leg Sweep, and King Blueblood finishes it off by hitting a Pedigree-
Dr. Whooves: A Russian Leg Sweep followed by a Pedigree! Mass devastation is being carried out against the champion.
Discord: And now it looks like the way is open for Hoity Toity to sweep in and reap the benefits.
-Divine Intervention clear the ring as the referee gets back to his feet. Meanwhile Hoity smirks as he moves in to claim victory, only for Underbaker to open his eyes at the last second and flip Hoity over before locking in the Hell's Oven-
Discord: What the?! Hell's Oven! How did he?!
-Divine Intervention start moving back to intervene, but they're too late as Hoity taps out soon after-
Garble: Absolutely incredible. That submission move is unnaturally effective!
Baritone: Here is your winner, and still the World Brawler's Champion, The Underbaker!
Dr. Whooves: And the Underbaker has once again proven his superiority over Sublime's male division.
-The Underbaker leans down and begins to do his signature pose over the defeated body over Hoity Toity, but then a buzzer sounds and the lights go out. When the lights come back on Underbaker is hoisted on the shoulders of Bulk Biceps-
Ahuizotl: What the?! It's Bulk Biceps!
-Bulk Biceps plants Underbaker with an F-5, meanwhile Suri Poloman claps appreciatively at ringside-
Garble: F-5! The World Brawler's Champion just got planted!
-Bulk joins Suri outside and the two begin walking up the ramp, but then Underbaker begins to rise up inside of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Uh oh, Underbaker is starting to revive!
-Bulk Biceps turns around and momentarily looks at the ring in shock before he rushes back in and grabs the Underbaker before he can fully recover, following it up by hitting a second F-5-
Discord: And another F-5! The humanity!
-Bulk Biceps again exits the ring and begins walking up the ramp, and before long the Underbaker begins to stir again, although looking a lot more shaky this time-
Ahuizotl: There's no way! Not even the Underbaker should be able to take this kind of punishment, how is he still recovering?!
-Bulk Biceps throws his arms up in exhaustion before running back to the ring, but Underbaker staggers and collapses before he arrives, causing Bulk to sigh with relief-
Garble: Looks like two F-5s was enough to put Underbaker down, but only just barely. That man is just not human.
Dr. Whooves: Still though, it's an impressive note to Bulk Biceps' resume that he was able to take the Underbaker out. Not many men are capable of doing that.
*Lunacy Segments*
Discord: And now it's finally time for the biggest, most anticipated match of the evening. The World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash, will take on five other opponents in an elimination styled Armageddon Hell in a Cell.
Dr. Whooves: It's the greatest challenge the champion, any champion, has ever faced. And with the events that have been playing out all evening long, it's guaranteed to be one of the most chaotic matches we've ever seen.
*I was Born to Win!*
Baritone: The following match is an Elimination Armageddon Hell in a Cell! Introducing first, from Equalitopia, weighing 115 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Night Glider!
-The crowd cheers as Night Glider sprints to the ring, slapping hands with certain fans along the way-
Ahuizotl: Night Glider is undoubtedly the dark horse of this match, but don't count her out, this woman has shown incredible skill in her matches in the past. She might not have the notoriety of her opponents, but she still has the heart.
*A dentist drill sounds, followed by foreboding music*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Loneyville, weighing 145 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Colgate!
Garble: And here comes one of the most intimidating women on Sublime. She's cold and sadistic. There seems to be no way to reason with her. When going up against Colgate, it's best to show no mercy, because she certainly won't show any to you.
*Hardcore Country!*
Baritone: And introducing next, from Loneyville, weighing 130 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Applejack!
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the returning competitor Applejack. After spending nearly two months out of action she came back to Sublime to help her friends against the mischief of Starlight Glimmer, and now she finds herself in contention for the biggest title of the brand. Can she pull off the biggest comeback of the year?
*Do you believe in magic?*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Lonevyille, weighing 144 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Pinkie Pie!
Discord: Speaking of returning powers, Pinkie Pie has certainly made waves since she came back to Sublime. Her new attitude has been off putting to many, but she's certainly started to show much greater potential.
*A thousand stories filled my head…*
Baritone: Introducing now, from Lonevyille, weighing 130 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Twilight Sparkle!
Garble: And here comes the second former Lunacy star in this match. Twilight Sparkle has been out of the oven and into the fire with her recent brand switch. As soon as jumping ship to Sublime she found herself battling Starlight Glimmer, and now she's battling for the World Fighter's Championship.
Ahuizotl: If there's anything Garble and I can look forward to in this match, it's that there's a third chance of an ex-Lunacy member walking away with Sublime's most prestigious title!
*You see me soaring through the sky I see you below as you walk on by*
Baritone: And now introducing, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, six inches tall, she is the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
-The crowd cheers and screams as Rainbow Dash sprints to the ring with determination-
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the champion herself, about to face the biggest challenge of her life.
Discord: She's had all month to prepare, and not one moment has her confidence seem shaken. Can that confidence and momentum carry her to the biggest victory of her career thus far? It's time to find out!
Main Event: World Fighter's Championship, Armageddon Hell in A Cell: Rainbow Dash vs. Twilight Sparkle vs. Applejack vs. Pinkie Pie vs. Colgate vs. Night Glider
*5 minutes later*
-Colgate Irish Whips Twilight into the turnbuckle, she then tries to Irish Whip Night Glider into her but Night Glider instead flips behind Colgate and then drop kicks her into the corner. This causes both women to collide and collapse to the floor-
Ahuizotl: Amazing maneuvering by Night Glider! Now both Twilight Sparkle and Colgate are down and vulnerable!
-Night Glider ascends to the top of the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Night Glider is about to go high risk, high reward!
-Night Glider dives off the turnbuckle and lands on Colgate-
Garble: Dusk Descent! Dusk Descent! And she has the cover!
*1...2-Kick-out!*
Discord: Oh! Not quite! But she has one other thing to try!
-Night Glider instead tries to pin Twilight, but only gets a 1 count-
Ahuizotl: No joy on either attempt, but Night Glider just got surprisingly close to eliminating one of her opponents.
*5 minutes later*
-Twilight Sparkle has Night Glider on top of the turnbuckle and is preparing to hit a suplex, but Night Glider counters and kicks Twilight to the ground. She then prepares for a Dusk Descent, but Applejack catches her in mid-air before slamming her right onto Twilight-
Garble: Holy shit! What a counter by Applejack! She caught Night Glider mid dive and then used her as a human weapon against Twilight!
Dr. Whooves: She could potentially eliminate two of her opponent's right here!
-Applejack tries to pin Twilight, but only gets a 2 count-
Discord: Another close call for Twilight, but she kicked out. Will Night Glider?
-As Applejack approaches Night Glider begins to stir, only to be immediately hit with a Southern Hospitality*
Ahuizotl: Southern Hospitality! Southern Hospitality! Night Glider is down!
*1…..2…..3!*
Garble: And now Night Glider is the first competitor eliminated from this match. She put up a great fight in the early going, but it just wasn't enough.
Elimination 1: Night Glider by Applejack (10:32)
*4 minutes later*
-Applejack and Rainbow Dash are brawling outside of the ring, trading punches back and forth-
Dr. Whooves: Applejack is now in a slugging contest with the champion, and it looks like she's slowly gaining the upper hand.
-After stunning Rainbow Dash with a hard punch she hits her with a Southern Hospitality, but she has little time to celebrate before Pinkie Pie picks up the steel steps nearby and then rams her into the cell with them,causing Applejack to crumple to the ground in a heap-
Ahuizotl: Holy shit! Such brutality! Pinkie Pie just massacred her friend with those steel steps!
Discord: I think Applejack is out cold after that!
-Pinkie Pie looks back and forth between Applejack and Rainbow Dash before grabbing Applejack and rolling her into the ring-
Garble: Looks like Pinkie's decided Applejack is the more weakened one right now, she's looking to get an elimination right here.
*1….2...3!*
Dr. Whooves: And with an incredible display of viciousness Pinkie Pie has unceremoniously removed Applejack from contention in this match up.
Elimination 2: Applejack by Pinkie Pie (14:48)
*7 minutes later*
-Colgate and Twilight Sparkle are currently going back and forth through a series of grapples-
Ahuizotl: This is almost unbelievable folks. We're now passing the twenty minute mark and there's still FOUR opponents left in this match!
Dr. Whooves: Although we might soon be down to three if Twilight's situation doesn't improve.
-Colgate gets the upper hand and picks Twilight up before using her as a living battering ram to knock part of the cell open-
Discord: The cell is open! And now the chaos could spread anywhere!
-Colgate and Twilight start brawling outside of the cell, meanwhile Rainbow Dash slips out of the ring and starts climbing the cell, luring Pinkie Pie up to the top-
Garble: What the hell? Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are scaling the cell! Are they insane?!
-While Rainbow Dash and Pinkie are scaling the cell, Colgate drags Twilight Sparkle over to the announce table and starts bashing her head into it repeatedly. Meanwhile Rainbow Dash has reached the top, and starts backing up as Pinkie approaches her menacingly-
Rainbow Dash: Whoa Pinkie….you don't want to try this.
Pinkie: *Creepy laugh* Come on, Dashie! It'll be fun!
-Colgate starts tearing down the announce table, before setting Twilight up on top of it. Meanwhile Pinkie has Rainbow Dash backed up almost to the edge of the cell-
Dr. Whooves: This is looking bad for both Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash, each woman is in a respectively bad position….
-Colgate prepares to put Twilight through the table. Meanwhile Pinkie Pie charges Rainbow Dash and attempts to push her off, only for Rainbow Dash to swerve out of the way and Pinkie to fall off herself. Down below Twilight slips away from Colgate just in time for Colgate to get hit by Pinkie Pie falling from the cell, putting both women through the table-
Ahuizotl: OH MY GOD! Pinkie Pie just fell all the way from the top of the cell! And Colgate took the brunt of that fall! I don't think either woman will be getting up any time soon!
-Rainbow Dash and Twilight take the battle back inside the ring, Pinkie eventually stirs, but Colgate is soon carried out by medical professionals on stretcher-
Elimination 3: Colgate, by knock-out (21:24)
*6 minutes later*
-Pinkie Pie charges at Rainbow Dash, but Rainbow Dash counters by Irish Whipping her into the turnbuckle before stunning her with a drop-kick-
Garble: Skilled counter by Rainbow Dash, what will she do next?
-Rainbow Dash tosses Pinkie Pie to the ground before climbing the turnbuckle-
Discord: Looks like the champion could be setting up to eliminate another of her opponents.
-Rainbow Dash gets ready to hit a Sonic Raindrop, but Twilight enters the ring and knocks her out of the air-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no! Rainbow Dash was about to hit her trademark Sonic Raindrop, but Twilight took the wind right out of her sails!
-Twilight tries to pin Rainbow Dash, but only gets a 2 count-
Ahuizotl: The champion kicks out, and now Twilight is going to try her luck with Pinkie Pie!
-Twilight goes to pin Pinkie Pie, but suddenly Pinkie Pie gets up and hits a Pinkie Sense-
Garble: Pinkie Sense! Twilight didn't see it coming! Can Pinkie get a pin?!
*1….2….3!*
Discord: She did! Twilight is out!
Elimination 4: Twilight Sparkle by Pinkie Pie (27:55)
Dr. Whooves: And now it's just Rainbow Dash versus Pinkie Pie. Two women remain, but only one can leave this cell as the World Fighter's Champion, who's it going to be ?!
-Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie square each other up before charging in and starting off a brawl-
*3 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are exhaustedly trading punches in the ring, meanwhile the crowd continues to chant both of them onward.
Ahuizotl: We're now passing the thirty minute mark, I doubt that these women will be able to keep this up much longer, there's just no way.
-Rainbow Dash goes for a dropkick, but Pinkie Pie grabs her and elbows her in the leg, she then pulls Dash in and hits a Pinkie Sense-
Dr. Whooves: Pinkie Sense! Pinkie Sense! The Champion is down!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Garble: Somehow Rainbow Dash kicked out! I don't believe it! And I don't think Pinkie can believe it either!
-Pinkie Pie picks Rainbow Dash up and drags her out of the ring, she then begins mashing Rainbow Dash's face against the cell-
Ahuizotl: Oh God! Pinkie Pie is now grinding Rainbow Dash's face against that sharp, hard metal, that can't feel good in the slightest.
-Pinkie Pie then reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair, but as she turns around to bash Rainbow Dash with it she counters by kicking the chair right into Pinkie's face-
Dr. Whooves: What a counter! Pinkie Pie was about to decimate Rainbow Dash further with that steel chair, but the Champion used her own tactics against her!
-Rainbow Dash rolls Pinkie Pie back into the ring, she then re-enters herself, only to immediately get hit with another Pinkie Sense upon re-entering-
Garble: Another Pinkie Sense! This has to be it! This has to be!
Referee: One…..two….th-
-Dash kicks out-
Discord: And somehow Rainbow Dash still has a little bit left! That was almost too close to call!
-Pinkie Pie glares at the referee and begins arguing with him, only for Rainbow Dash to knock her down by kicking both of her knees-
-Rainbow Dash takes advantage of this moment and hits Pinkie Pie with A Spectrum Slider-
Garble: Spectrum Slider! This is Rainbow Dash's chance!
-Rainbow Dash slowly climbs to the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: And now the champion is making a slow ascent, she's exhausted, she's got to finish this match here or she might run out of juice!
-Rainbow Dash dives down, hitting a Sonic Raindrop before exhaustedly draping herself over Pinkie Pie-
Ahuizotl: And here's the pin….is this it….?
*1….2…..3!*
Dr. Whooves: It is! Somehow Rainbow Dash has retained the World Fighter's Championship!
Baritone: Here is your winner, and STILL the World Fighter's Champion, Raaainboooow Daaaaash!
-Rainbow Dash brushes some hair out of her face as she stands up to celebrate, breathing out a sigh of relief as she holds her arms out-
Ahuizotl: It looks like even the champion herself can barely believe she pulled this off. Truly an incredible match, with an incredible winner.
-Rainbow Dash leans down and helps Pinkie Pie up, extending her hand as Pinkie smiles-
Dr. Whooves: And a fine display of sportsmanship.
-Pinkie Pie takes Rainbow Dash's hand before hitting her with a Pinkie Sense-
Ahuizotl: What?!
Discord: And Pinkie Pie just turned on Rainbow Dash!
-Pinkie Pie throws Rainbow Dash out of the ring before picking up the steel chair from earlier and beating her down with it-
Garble: And now a horrible assault with the steel chair! Pinkie's loss has sent her off the deep end!
-After a minute of this Pinkie Pie drags Rainbow Dash over to the steel steps and slams her face first into them repeatedly-
Dr. Whooves: For the love of all things holy, JUST STOP!
-Pinkie Pie finishes off her assault by hitting a Pinkie Sense on Rainbow Dash on top of the steel steps. She then exits the cell and begins walking away as the crowd boos-
Ahuizotl: Absolutely sickening….
*Out of time, so say good-bye!*
Dr. Whooves: And just when it couldn't get any worse…..
-Commander Hurricane emerges on stage with her briefcase and an evil smirk, accompanying her is a grim looking Celestia-
Celestia: I have to announce that Commander Hurricane has decided to cash in her Fight For Your Right Contract…..
-Commander Hurricane hands the briefcase over to Celestia before running down to the ring, meanwhile Rainbow Dash weakly gets to her feet before looking at Commander Hurricane with tired determination-
Discord: This is not good for the champion at all. There's no way she can go toe to toe with Commander Hurricane after a brutal match like that!
-Commander Hurricane enters the ring and eyes Rainbow Dash like a vulture before signaling to the referee to begin the match-
Fight For Your Right Contract Cash-In: Commander Hurricane vs. Rainbow Dash
-As soon as the bell rings Commander Hurricane tackles Rainbow Dash and begins pummeling her with repeated punches-
Ahuizotl: And Commander Hurricane opens up with a lightning offense against the champion. I doubt Rainbow Dash is in the shape to endure much of this.
*7 minutes later*
-Commander Hurricane tries to Irish Whip Rainbow Dash, but Rainbow Dash counters and tries to hit a dropkick, only for Hurricane to grab her legs and slam her into the ground-
Garble: Rainbow Dash has been putting up her best resistance so far, but the disadvantage she has is just too much. Commander Hurricane is able to stay one step ahead easily with how exhausted her current opponent is.
-Commander Hurricane picks up Rainbow Dash and hits a Category 5-
Discord: Category 5! This could be it!
*1…..2….-Kick-out*
-The crowd gasps in shock-
Dr. Whooves: Unbelievable! Rainbow Dash kicked out! Just….how?!
-Commander Hurricane slams her fist against the ground before standing up and stomping on Rainbow Dash repeatedly-
Ahuizotl: Commander Hurricane is definitely frustrated by this. The champion isn't going down as cleanly or neatly as she hoped.
Garble: That's true, but Commander Hurricane still has miles of an advantage. Rainbow Dash will need a miracle to keep going.
-Commander Hurricane picks Rainbow Dash up and sets up for another big move, but Rainbow Dash counters and drives her face into the ground before quickly making her way for the turnbuckle-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Rainbow Dash is going to try one last gambit!
-Rainbow Dash dives for the Sonic Raindrop, but at the last moment Commander Hurricane raises her knees, causing Dash to double over in pain. Commander Hurricane quickly takes advantage of this and hits her with a Legion-
Discord: Legion! Legion! Commander Hurricane makes the cover! Could we have a new champion?!
*1….2.*
Dr. Whooves: Not this way!
*3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the NEW World Fighter's Champion, Cooommaanderrrrr Hurrriicaaaaane!
-Commander Hurricane takes possession of the title and raises it high in triumph, reveling in the loud booing of the ground-
Dr. Whooves: It's hard to believe it, but we've just witnessed a changing of the guard here tonight. Rainbow Dash is no longer Sublime's champion. That prestige now belongs to Commander Hurricane.
Discord: This is definitely going to send shockwaves all throughout Sublime. Not much will be the same after everything we've witnessed here tonight.
Dr. Whooves: It was an incredible night, and I couldn't think of a more shocking way to end it. That's all we have time for, be sure to tune in next week to both Monday Night Lunacy and Friday Night Sublime, who knows what consequences will come out of the madness we've witnessed here tonight!
*The camera cuts backstage to Celestia's office*
Celestia: -she hears a knock in the door, as she's snickering to herself as she shuts her TV off- Come in!
-Marigold enters-
Marigold: Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but we heard earlier in the night from your sister, General Manager Luna, that YOU were the one that initiated that first attack we saw after the opening contest. Is there any truth to that?
Celestia: Why, yes, actually! There is a large amount of truth to that statement. I AM the one that sent Couch-Mate, Braeburn and Happy Trails out there to attack the winners.
Marigold: With all due respect, ma'am... Why would you orchestrate something like that?
Celestia: I'm afraid I can't give you all the details at this moment, but... Let's just say that I'm a little curious about something. My sister and I have been conversing back and forth throughout the night on a concept that is going to quench our insatiable thirst for competition. If you didn't know, my sister and I are VERY competitive with each other. We always have been. That first attack that I launched? It is just the first step in something I've been brewing inside my head for quite a while now. What happens next has been a LOOOONG time coming...
Marigold: Well, miss... What IS next after tonight's events?
Celestia: -she chuckles- Well, my dear... That is something that I will elaborate further on tomorrow night, when I speak live on my sister's show... Monday Night Lunacy.
*End of Show*

Match Results:
(Dark Match) Sour Sweet and Lemon Zest defeated the Spa Twins by pinfall (10:02)
Sublime Tag-Team Championships, The Real Equestrians defeated the Sediment Sisters by pinfall (16:04)
Daring Do defeated Amira by pinfall (11:13)
Private Panzer defeated Commander Hurricane by pinfall (21:45)
Starlight Glimmer and The Acolytes of Equality defeated Scootaloo, Berry Punch, and Maud Pie by pinfall (18:33)
Octavia defeated Vinyl Scratch by pinfall (24:30)
Underbaker defeated Hoity Toity by submission (17:19)
Rainbow Dash won Armageddon Hell in a Cell (30:56)
Commander Hurricane defeated Rainbow Dash by pinfall (7:01)

The Awkward Reviewer's Report:

Sour Sweet and Lemon Zest vs The Spa Twins (3 Stars)
The Real Equestrians vs The Sediment Sisters (3 and 3/4 Stars)
Daring Do vs Amira (3 and 1/4 Stars)
Private Panzer vs Commander Hurricane (4 Stars)
Starlight Glimmer and The Acolytes of Equality vs Scootaloo, Berry Punch, and Maud Pie (4 and 1/2 Stars)
Octavia vs Vinyl Scratch (4 and 3/4 Stars)
Underbaker vs Hoity Toity (4 Stars)
Armageddon Hell in a Cell (5 Stars)
Commander Hurricane vs Rainbow Dash (No rating; match was not long enough)