"And now… Lunacy… And Sublime PRESENT… EWF: BOILING POINT…"

-The narrator's voice disperses, as we are brought into The Sublime Symposium, where a capacity crowd's cheers are drowned out by a blaring array of pyrotechnics. Once they cease, we can now hear the electricity of the fans, by which is jolting the arena-

Dr. Whooves: You are looking LIVE, at The Sublime Symposium! Where 7,674 EWF patrons are all set to be MESMERIZED by the sensational talent of Lunacy and Sublime!

Garble: Their minds have been blown so often, that their brains have been reduced to a fish bowl sized amount of pink mush. BUT THAT'S OKAY, because you don't have to have functioning brain waves to be able to enjoy the thrilling and intense action that comes with each and every EWF pay per view!

Discord: But having a serviceable brain is certainly vital when you are calling the action. Which puzzles me as to why the three men sitting with me at the announce table tonight were hired in the first place, but that is neither here nor there.

Whooves: I'm going to ignore that childish quip, because I know all too well that it'll only feed your already colossal ego.

Ahuizotl: I will do the same, as I'd rather welcome you all… To Boiling Point! EWF fans all across the world have been looking forward to this show ever since the official card was released.

Garble: And can you blame them?! The matches we've got lined up tonight are OFF THE CHAIN! This is, without a doubt, the BIGGEST pay per view we've produced yet. Some of these matches are just too good to be true!

Whooves: The buzz that this show has been saddled with is MONSTROUS. But rather than babble about it… Why don't you all see for yourself? Let's find out what all the fuss is about! Let's turn up the heat in this place, and allow The Equestrian Wrestling Federation to finally achieve its Boiling Point!

-We get our first taste of boos in the night, as "Devious" by Dale Oliver finds its way through the arena's speakers-

Madden: The following TAG TEAM conteeest, is scheduuuled fooor OOOONE FAAAAALL! Making their way to the ring… Accompaniiied, byyy FLUUUUEEEERRRR DE LIIIIIS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 479 POOOOOUNDS.. FAAAANCY PAAAANTS, aaand GUUUUSTAAAAAVE LE GRAAAAAND… EEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahuizotl: And speaking of "boiling," these two gentlemen are blistering hot regarding the arrival of the newest tag team on Monday Night Lunacy, The Vaudevillians.

Garble: Yes they are. And Fleur De Lis is upset at the very thought that Aiden English and Simon Gotch consider them to be more gentlemanly than her boys, which is why she's been slapping the tastes out of their mouths for the past 3 weeks now.

Discord: Let's not tiptoe around the truth… Madam Fleur has revealed The Vaudevillians for who they REALLY are. A couple of cowards! They've let this woman slap their cheeks until they were RAW! And now, instead of handling her themselves, they've hired this mystery individual to handle the issue, because they're too frightened of getting slapped again!

Ahuizotl: Easy with the accusations there… The Vaudevillians pride themselves on being gentlemen, and proper gentlemen do not put their hands on a lady, no matter how cruel and spiteful that woman may be.

Whooves: And I have a lot of respect for The Vaudevillians for that same reason. Men all across the world should take notes on their practices, and use them in order to improve their characters.

-As Fancy Pants and Gustave approach the ring, where Fleur is waiting for them at the bottom of the ramp, Gustave spots a group of adult male friends in the front row. The men are practically cosplayers of The Vaudevillians, as they are doing their signature pose. In a fit of rage, Gustave reaches out to one of the dudes and yanks off his fake mustache, which bore resemblance to Simon Gotch's mustache. The fans, including the two friends are appalled by this act-

Gustave: -yelling at the man whose mustache he just ripped off- You look RIDICULOUS! -he throws the mustache on the floor- Neither you, nor that cad Simon Gotch will ever have a moostache as full and LUXURIOUS as mine! -he smirks at the man as he rubs each side of his mustaches with his thumb, index and middle fingers, just as a villain would-

Ahuizotl: And on the subject of "characters," EGO is a group of NASTY characters…

Discord: Oh, give me a break! That mongoloid fan had it coming. Him and his goofball friend were looking DIRECTLY at EGO as they tapped into their Vaudevillian side! They were MOCKING them! Mocking LADY FLEUR! You don't mock a lady!

Whooves: What is it about these pay per views that brings out the worst of you, Discord? We're not even five minutes in, and you're getting close to aggravating me to the brink of hysteria.

-Gustave and Fancy stand at the sides of Fleur and lift her up simultaneously, placing her feet on the apron so that she may enter the ring. She flips her hair in a sultry way before grinning at the camera-

Garble: There's no denying that Fleur De Lis is one HELL of a lady… Thew...-he fans himself with his hand-

-The crowd immediately bursts out into an influx of cheers as The EWF logo is shown on the screen in black and white. A curtain then shields the logo. Footsteps are heard, followed by a screeching monkey as the same stout man we've come to expect walks out onto the stage, megaphone in hand-

"Gather 'round EVERYONE and witness the debonair devastation of such EXQUISITE sophistication! Aiden English…" -the camera backs out, showing both the titantron and the stage in the shot as the man looks to his left. A spotlight shines on Aiden English, whose arms are placed behind his back- "Simon Gotch…" -as he looks to his right, a spotlight is brought up on the right side of the stage, revealing Simon Gotch, flexing his impressive biceps- "The VAAAAUDEVILLIAAANS…" -at that, the man puts his megaphone to his side and walks off the stage with a pep in his step. The curtain opens back up, revealing the name of said tag team on the titantron as Aiden and Simon walk to the center of the stage, and give each other a firm handshake before holding their fists up in each other's faces. Aiden then begins to conduct the audience with one hand while having his other hand behind his back. The crowd claps along to their theme music as Simon Gotch hops and dances around his partner, pretending to challenge some audience members to a fight as he bites his bottom lip and puts his dukes up close to their faces. The audience plays along and puts their fists up, as well. One adult male even throws some imaginary punches Simon's way, which he promptly sells by stumbling backwards and falling to the ground. He doesn't stay down for long, as he kips up to his feet and jogs to the ring, where he then proceeds to hop up on the apron and perform his usual squats before entering the ring, kicking the bottom of the top turnbuckle with both feet-

Whooves: -chuckling as he is enjoying the show- Some fans may love to pretend, but we all know there are only two Vaudevillians, and you're looking at them right now. Aiden English and Simon Gotch.

Ahuizotl: I'm sure there are many guys walking around England acting like these guys. Ain't that right, Doc?

Whooves: Well, only in the sense that they are well-spoken and mannerly. Most people in England don't talk like, act like, or even dress like these two. But they've certainly got the gentlemanly outlook down, yes.

-Aiden and Simon gather in the center of the ring-

Aiden: And we aaaare…

Aiden and Simon: -as they perform their signature pose- MAAAAAANLYYYYYY! -The crowd does the pose along with them-

Discord: I consider myself a refined physical specimen, and that gives me the stance to say that Aiden English and Simon Gotch are the ANTITHESIS of gentlemen!

Whooves: OH! "Refined" my left bollock! You're no saint! What? Do you think EGO is the personification of what a man should be?!

Discord: Precisely! Men have to possess a BACKBONE, and that is something these "Vaudevillians" simply lack. They claim that Gustave and Fancy Pants haven't been successful? They're former Combo of Carnage CHAMPIONS! The Vaudevillians are a pair of Minnows swimming in an OCEAN! They haven't accomplished ONE thing yet in The EWF! They don't have the right to say who has and doesn't have the qualities to be a gentlemen!

Ahuizotl: And neither do you, Discord! -sigh- Yes, Gustave and Fancy Pants were once Combo of Carnage Champions, but they owe ALL of their success to one person, and one person only: Fleur De Lis! SHE is the reason they were Champions! They've been hiding behind her for MONTHS now.

Discord: Haven't you heard the saying "behind every man is a great woman?" Well Madam Fleur, a great woman, just so happens to be behind two great MEN, in this case! So what if she helps them out from time to time? Why don't The Vaudevillians bring one of their bearded Chewbacca sisters to ringside so they can be given some assistance. Because they're going to need ALL the support they can get against one of the greatest tag teams on this planet in EGO!

Whooves: Oh, they've got somebody alright. They've promised us that! Somebody that is going to detain the "Fleur Factor." I should hope it is somebody that will be able to keep Fleur De Lis on her toes, as we learned before the show that this match now has radical implications to it!

Ahuizotl: Yes, indeed. The winner of this match will be deemed the new Number One Contenders to The Combo of Carnage Championships! So either The Vaudevillians, or EGO will be the next challengers for Rack Attack, or SCUM, depending on who walks out with the belts later on tonight.

-The fans are excited to see who The Vaudevillians have brought with them. Aiden and Simon look towards the stage with their own grins and smirks, as EGO looks like they'll be completely unconcerned no matter who shows up. The lightning in the arena soon drops, and a lone spotlight appears on the left side of the stage, allowing the fans to go crazy as a mix-table rise from the floor, carrying DJ Z on it, who is looking at the ring with an all-knowing smirk-

Garble: LOOK AT THAT! IT'S… IT'S DJ Z!

DJ Z: Fans of Sublime and Lunacy ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! -the crowd cheers loudly- You are now BACK! -the crowd follows along- In. Dah. MIX! With that Yung Go Hard, DEE. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Z! -he lets the sound of the air-horn fill the arena-

Crowd: BERPBERPBERPBEEEEEERRRRRRP! -they soon divulge into a "DEE-JAY-Z" chant-

DJ Z: Thank you, thank you. But see, tonight at Boiling Point? It ain't gonna be about me, or my brother Neon. Nah, we're simply gonna be bystanders. Let me make this real simple for you, EGOtesticles. And to you, Fleur De Leech. -The crowd OHHHs- A few weeks back, my bro and I stepped into the ring with The Vaudevillians. They beat us fair and square, and that's something the two of us really appreciate in our opponents; the ability to bring the best of us out, yet still come out on top. Yo, but we can't say the same about you two baloney jabronis... We've NEVER respected you! And as much as we'd like to get in that ring with the two of you, and rough you up some, we're gonna leave that to our new buddies; those old school fools with that old school cool! Aiden English, and Simon Gotch, The Vaudevillians! -loud cheers- The two of us? We're gonna be relegated to ringside duty. And Little Miss De Lis? You got REAAAALLY acquainted with my bro Lights last month at High Stakes…-Fleur thinks back to the incident in disgust, as DJ Z nods his head with a smirk whilst the audience cheers- We all know what happened! And if you're wise, and the botox in your face hasn't leaked into your brain? You won't do ANYTHING tonight, except stand outside the ring, and look fine. Otherwise, if you decide to get involved with this match? Then my bro Lights won't hesitate to release a remix with your behind! -very loud cheers, as EGO is appalled at what they're hearing, and Fleur is downright TERRIFIED of that concept- Just like you haven't been hesitating with swatting at our chivalrous compadres, Milli Vaudevilli! So, in conclusion... All of you in the audience… Here at Boiling Point, you can count on The Vaudevillians to dish out the ass-kickings. And, if we must… You can count on NION Lights… To dish out the ass-SMACKINGS! -The cheers are reaching undefinable levels- So now, I'd like you all to please welcome the man that wears a Banana Hammock on Casual Friday, and who is currently looking to add a new SLEEPING Hammock to his locker room… The lewd, the crude, my MAIN DUDE… NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOON.. LLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS! -The crowd does just that, as they give Neon a warm reception as DJ Z plays the air-horn sound effect for a final time as "Showdown" by Pendulum begins to play-

Ahuizotl: What a bombshell that The Vaudevillians just dropped onto the hopes of EGO and Fleur De Lis! If there was any two people they DIDN'T want to be in their opponents' corner, it's DJ Z and Neon Lights!

-DJ Z leaps off the podium, crashing his fist into Neon Lights' as he lands on his feet-

Whooves: Neon Lights seems to be in much higher spirits after the incident with Hughbert Jelbush this past Monday in which his precious hammock was destroyed.

Discord: I certainly didn't need to know what Neon Lights wears on Casual Friday, but I'll admit, this is a grand solution by The Vaudevillians. Fancy Pants and Gustave sure weren't expecting it, and you can see by the look on Lady Fleur's face that she is DREADING it!

Garble: Hey, in times like these, you've got to bring out the big guns. Fancy and Gustave haven't gotten over what Neon Lights did to Fleur De Lis at High Stakes. For that reason, they may not be able to focus on The Vaudevillians. They may keep looking back at Neon intently with hatred. They might even go after him at times, which could give Aiden and Simon a great opportunity to take advantage, and pull off the biggest win of their careers thus far.

Whooves: And this should definitely keep Fleur De Lis at bay. You'll notice that once Neon Lights entered the arena, she quickly exited the ring. In fact, she's now worriedly standing next to you, Discord, on the far left of the announce table.

Discord: It's an honor to be so very close to the personification of elegance and class. But are you insinuating that Lady Fleur is… Is petrified by delinquents like DJ Z and Neon Lights?!

Whooves: Oh no! I never said anything of the sort… I know she's not afraid of DJ Z, but she's absolutely terrified of Neon Lights. -he smirks, having successfully made a fool of Discord-

Discord: -creating a low growl- You slimy little Brit…

Ahuizotl: It's all a result of the spanking she received from Neon Lights last month at High Stakes. And the fact that DJ Z threatened it will happen again if she makes her presence felt in this match should be enough of a scare tactic to keep her at bay.

-Neon and DJ Z approach Fleur De Lis, who now has her back pressed against the ring apron, glaring at the two in hatred. Neon waves at Fleur with a smirk as he stands next to Fleur's right side. He then puts an arm around her, which causes Fleur to jolt in both terror and disgust and it causes Fancy Pants to take action as Fleur forcefully removes Neon's arm and shoves him, which doesn't move him at all. Neon brings his arms out, smirking at Fleur in a "why you gotta be that way" fashion as Fancy runs to the ropes and drops to the mat, bringing both feet through the bottom rope. His boots smash into Neon's back and knocks him down to the floor-

Whooves: And a Baseball Slide by Fancy Pants blindsides Neon and sends him down to the floor!

Discord: Good! GOOD! Neon Lights was disturbing Lady Fleur! She clearly did not want to be bothered, and Fancy Pants had all the right to wipe out that pest!

Fancy Pants: -peering out over the top rope after getting to his feet, glaring down at Neon- YOU FILTHY SCOUNDREL! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH LADY FLEUR LIKE THAT AGAIN-

-Fancy is then spun around, and hoisted up onto the shoulders of Simon Gotch-

Ahuizotl: Gotch has Fancy Pants up!

-Gotch walks over to his team's corner, as the referee officially rings the bell-

Match 1: Number One Contenders Match- The Vaudevillians w/ DJ Z & Neon Lights vs EGO w/ Fleur De Lis

Discord: THEY WEREN'T READY! HOW IS ANY OF THIS "GENTLEMANLY"?! HOW?!

Garble: They should've been worrying about the damn match, or at least Fancy Pants should've! Let Gustave save Fleur De Lis from the "evil clutches" of Neon Lights, instead!

-Gotch walks over to his team's corner. Aiden slaps the shoulder of Gotch while he runs forward, slamming Fancy Pants into the mat while using the momentum to roll over his body-

Ahuizotl: Rolling Fireman's Carry Slam! Simon Gotch, the strongest competitor in this match! And now Aiden English, the most agile!

-Aiden is perched on the middle rope for a few seconds before he leaps off, somersaulting himself and allowing his back to smash into Fancy Pants' ribs-

Whooves: FOLLOWED BY THE SENTON! GENTLEMEN'S CONGRESS! THE VAUDEVILLIANS MAY KNOCK OFF EGO IN RECORD TIME!

(Here is The Gentlemen's Congress again, for those that have forgot: gyazoDOTcom/44988f5dccb3e5b132f5f69b88d87c2a )

-The crowd is going nuts, as they expect the match to come to a close as Aiden hooks the leg of Fancy Pants-

Ahuizotl: IS THIS IT?!

*1….2…-*

Discord: YES! YES! FANCY PANTS WAS ABLE TO LIFT HIS SHOULDER UP! THANK GOD!

-The crowd is disappointed as Aiden curses under his breath, but he doesn't let it get to him too much-

Discord: GO AHEAD! PRAISE HIM! PRAISE FANCY PANTS FOR HAVING THE STRENGTH TO KICK OUT!

Whooves: I'll admit, I thought the match was going to conclude in short order, but Fancy Pants showed the spirit of a former Champion with that kick out right there.

Discord: Exactly! That's a former Combo of Carnage Champion! You're not going to defeat him with a couple of measly maneuvers!

Ahuizotl: The Vaudevillians realize that now, but EGO have made it clear that they don't see their opponents as anything more than a novelty act. I wonder what they think after The Vaudevillians were a nose hair away from defeating them in a matter of seconds.

Garble: I'd assume their confidence has been shot a bit. They're going to have to keep their focus SOLELY on this match. Neon Lights will be outside the ring, sure, but as long as Fleur De Lis keeps her nose out of it, he'll do the same.

-7 minutes later-

-Aiden English rushes into the ring to break a pin on his partner. Gustave Le Grand enters the ring and takes it upon himself to chuck English over the top rope afterwards-

Ahuizotl: And out goes English to the floor!

-Gustave then gets thrown through the middle rope by Gotch. As the referee is admonishing English, Gotch ducks a clothesline from Fancy and immediately goes behind him, wrapping his arms around his waist. Gotch then runs forward with Fancy towards the ropes, but that proves to be a mistake as Gustave has now recovered from being thrown out, and he was coincidentally thrown out where Gotch is sending Fancy to. As they reach the ropes, Gustave grabs Gotch's left leg and yanks on it. Fancy holds onto the ropes so that he can stay stable, but Gotch falls to the mat as the crowd boos-

Discord: Brilliant! While the referee was preoccupied, Gustave Le Grand pulled Simon Gotch by the leg and forced him down to the mat!

Ahuizotl: It was an excellent tactic by EGO. Fancy Pants lured him in, and Gustave struck.

-Fancy Pants waits for Gotch to get to his feet, and when he does, he puts him in the Cobra Clutch position before lifting him up into the air and slamming him back-first to the mat with a Cobra Clutch slam-

Whooves: And there's the Elite Execution! And just like that, EGO may have this match won!

*1…..2…-Gotch is able to get a shoulder up, which INFURIATES Fancy Pants-

Ahuizotl: NO! Not quite! Simon Gotch stays in it!

Whooves: Their chicanery may have been crafty, but it doesn't mean much if it isn't able to give them the win.

-8 minutes later-

-Gotch tags in English as he has a hold of Fancy Pants' left arm. Aiden enters the ring and moves to Fancy's other side to grab his other arm. Both men then twist Fancy's arms, which winds up with them facing the other direction now as they continue to hold onto Fancy's arms. Both men then plant a fist into the gut of Fancy, before holding their fists out in front of their faces as Fancy is bent over in pain-

Aiden and Simon: DUKES UP!

-Aiden and Simon then attempt to jab their respective fists into the sides of Fancy's face, but Fancy wisely drops to his knees, so Aiden and Simon's fists crash into each other-

Discord: HOW SMART WAS THAT?! HOW SMART WAS THAT BY FANCY PANTS?!

Whooves: Extremely smart. He's clearly done his homework on The Vaudevillians.

Garble: Aiden and Simon just unintentionally gave each other a fist bump! I'm sure Neon Lights and DJ Z are LOVING that fact!

-As Aiden and Simon shake their fist and hold their arm in pain, Fancy gets back up to his feet and traps Aiden in the Cobra Clutch position now-

Whooves: And Aiden English finds himself in The Cobra Clutch this time around!

Ahuizotl: There's a wide variety of signature moves Fancy Pants can perform from this position! Which will English fall fate to?!

-Fancy never gets to choose which move to put English away with, as Simon Gotch approaches him from behind and lands a solid Uppercut to the back of his head. The crowd cheers as this causes Fancy to release English and double over in pain-

Whooves: A VICIOUS UPPERCUT BY GOTCH! He just saved his partner's bacon!

-English quickly recovers before hitting his half of The Whirling Dervish, The Swinging Neckbreaker, intensifying the fans' cheers-

Garble: AND THE NECKBREAKER CAPS OFF THE WHIRLING DERVISH!

-Gotch knocks Gustave off of the apron as English quickly makes the cover, gritting in teeth in hopes of victory-

*1…...2…..3!*

Ahuizotl: -The crowd goes absolutely BALLISTIC as the bell rings- THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT! THE VAUDEVILLIANS PICK UP THE WIN IN THEIR PAY PER VIEW DEBUT!

-Fleur De Lis screams "NOOOOOO" in both anger and heartache-

Madden: Here are YOOOOOUUUURRRR WIIIIINNEEEERRRRS… THHHHEEE VAAAAAAUDE… VIIIIILLIIIIIAAAAANS!

-Neon Lights and DJ Z jump up onto the apron in delight. They applaud the performance of The Vaudevillians as the referee raises both of their hands-

Whooves: And let this victory end all of the debates. EGO claimed to be the "manliest" tag team at the beginning of the month, but after losing this match, those claims have been laid to rest. The Vaudevillians are THE undisputed MANLIEST duo in The EWF!

Garble: And don't forget… They will now be granted a future Combo of Carnage title match against whoever the Champions may be!

Discord: DAMMIT ALL! That was a terrific performance by Aiden English and Simon Gotch, I can't lie… They nearly steamrolled over EGO in a matter of seconds at the beginning, and at the end of the match, Simon Gotch showed great ring presence to know that he would easily be able to Uppercut Fancy Pants' head, and get his partner out of a jam.

Garble: Fancy Pants didn't think that one through too much. He really should've taken Gotch out of commission first before attempting to finish off Aiden English. Or perhaps Gustave should've ran in and got rid of Gotch himself. EGO's teamwork was really sloppy towards the end of the bout, and it wound up costing them the match.

Whooves: Indeed. Although it was a tremendous, hotly contested bout from start to finish. That just makes the victory for The Vaudevillians THAT much more delightful.

-Neon and DJ Z are now in the ring, congratulating The Vaudevillians. Aiden and Simon hold out their hands, while at the same time, Neon and DJ Z holds out their fists-

Ahuizotl: Uh oh… We've got a conundrum there. Fistbump, or handshake?

Garble: This is a problem people all across the globe face on a daily basis. How will these four solve it?

-Half of the crowd begins chanting "FIST-BUMP," while the other half chant "HAND-SHAKE"-

Whooves: The crowd is going back and forth on their beliefs. How humorous.

-The two teams settle for a little bit of both. Neon and DJ Z brings their fists into the palm of The Vaudevillians' hands, and Aiden and Simon shake their fists. That pleases the crowd-

Ahuizotl: Ahhhh! Now THAT is innovative! A fist-shake!

Garble: I'm cool with that. That may catch on!

-Fleur De Lis soon finds herself in the ring, breaking up the two teams fist-shakes. She stomps her feet in anger as she balls up her fists and glares at all four men-

Whooves: Now what is Fleur De Lis thinking by getting in the ring? Her team LOST. Hit the showers, missy!

Discord: They'd better not lay a finger on her! Not any of those four punks!

-The Vaudevillians are the ones that approach Fleur De Lis. English has his hands up, showing that he means no harm-

English: Calm down, Fleur. Simon and I handled our business. Your men lost fair and square. There's no need to blow things out of proportion.

Gotch: Indubitably. No hissy fits, alright young lady-

-Fleur clearly isn't listening, as she attempts to swipe her hand across Simon's cheek. THIS TIME, however, Simon is able to grab the wrist of the hand that was about to slap him, as the crowd OHHHH's in amazement before cheering-

Whooves: Whooooaaa! That was a close call!

Ahuizotl: Fleur De Lis was about to slap Simon Gotch for, what? The 6th or 7th time?! UNBELIEVABLE! The AUDACITY of that young lady!

Discord: She just couldn't take the fact that her boys lost. She feels the need to take her aggression out on somebody!

-Fleur looks a little shaken up, but still has her aggressive nature. Good thing she has another hand. She tries to bring it across Aiden's face, but he too blocks the slap by catching Fleur's other wrist. The crowd is going nuts as Fleur's face completely droops into one of hopelessness-

Garble: AHAHA! Aiden caught the other one! No slaps for Fleur De Lis!

Discord: UNHAND HER! SHE'S A LADY!

Whooves: SOME LADY! SHE'S NOTHING BUT A HEARTLESS WENCH!

Fleur: No, no! -she's constantly shaking her head, hoping The Vaudevillians will let her go. Well they do, alright. They turn around and hand her off to Neon Lights, who gladly accepts her with a wide grin on his face. Beforehand, Neon was standing behind The Vaudevillians with his hands clasped, BEGGING them to let him deal with Fleur. The crowd is going INSANE-

Discord: NO NO NO NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN! ONCE WAS ENOUGH!

Garble: STOP FREAKING YELLING! CALM DOWN!

Discord: BUT DJ Z SAID THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN IF SHE GOT INVOLVED IN THE MATCH!

Ahuizotl: Even so, she's pushed the buttons of The Vaudevillians ONE too many times! What? Did you expect The Vaudevillians to be the ones to punish Fleur, instead?

Garble: It doesn't work like that, Discord. They're GENTLEMEN. They're not going to do anything to harm a woman, so why not hand her over to someone that has NO problem with taking action?

Discord: Neon Lights is anything BUT a gentlemen!

Whooves: He never claimed to be, but he's about to satisfy the wants of EVERY man in this arena!

Discord: NOT ME! HE'S NOT GOING TO SATISFY ME!

-Neon pulls up the dress of Fleur (she's wearing a gold satin dress tonight, by the way. Like this: imgDOTour-dressDOTcom/images/dress/Asymmetrical-Neck-Short-Sheath-Stretch-Gold-Silky-Stretch-Satin-Cocktail-Party-Dresses-SG3072DOTjpg ) far enough that it exposes her black, lacey panties-

Garble: THERE THEY ARE! LOOK AT THOSE SEXY PANTIES!

Discord: NO! SHUT UP! YOU'RE TALKING LIKE A FREAK! YOU'RE ALL PERVERTS, JUST LIKE NEON LIGHTS! ALL THREE OF YOU, AND ALL OF THOSE CRETINS IN THE CROWD!

Neon: I'm going to give your alabaster ass a nice shade of red, m'lady!

-Just before Neon can begin the spank-fest, both of The Vaudevillians, who are standing at the back of the ring are yanked on by the feet. This causes them both to fall to their belly before they are dragged out by their feet-

Ahuizotl: Whoa! What's happening?!

-The crowd is now solely focused on the commotion outside the ring as Braeburn chucks Simon Gotch into the steel steps, which turns both the bottom and top half over on top of each other. Meanwhile, Checkmate and Davenport are punching away at Aiden English as he lies on the ground, trying to cover up the back of his head-

Whooves: THE… THE VAUDEVILLIANS ARE BEING ASSAULTED BY BRAEBURN AND COUCH-MATE!

-This commotion has caused DJ Z to turn around, and Neon Lights to release Fleur De Lis from her punishment. Fleur scampers away out of the ring as Neon and DJ Z are now facing the calamity outside the ring. DJ Z runs towards the ropes, bringing both of his hands up on the top rope and using it to propel himself over and out of the ring, where he then twists himself in mid-air before crashing down into Checkmate and Davenport-

Garble: AND DJ Z, TAKING FLIGHT! He crashes into Couch-Mate!

-Neon Lights smirks and shakes his head at his tag team partner's efforts before another figure enters the from behind him-

Discord: HOLD UP! HOLD UP! THERE'S HAPPY TRAILS, WITH ACOUSTIC GUITAR IN HAND!

-Happy puts a hand on Neon's shoulder and turns him around, bringing his guitar down onto his head upon doing so. The crowd "OHHHHs" loudly as the guitar smashes into many pieces, while Neon falls down to the mat, the guitar stuck around his head-

Whooves: GUITAR SHOT TO THE SKULL! THERE'S A LITTLE DITTY FOR NEON LIGHTS!

-Happy Trails exits the ring and rushes over, wrapping DJ Z's legs around his waist before then applying a gutwrench to lift DJ Z up off the ground and into the air. Happy then continues lifting DJ Z over his head while falling backwards, driving the upper-neck of DJ Z into the steel grate of the rampway!-

Discord: And Happy executes the Bandwagon to DJ Z, bringing the back of his head SMACK-DAB into the steel rampway!

Ahuizotl: But WHY is this happening?! Why are these two duos picking a fight with these Lunacy pairs?! Discord, Doctor! Do you know anything about this?!

Whooves: Not a thing, I'm afraid. I'm just as lost as everyone else! Perhaps Couch-Mate, Braeburn and Happy Trails are bothered by the fact that The Vaudevillians are the number one contender's, yet they never even had an opportunity to gain that right.

Garble: Well that's their OWN faults for never winning any damn matches! There's no reason to launch this kind of attack on two of Lunacy's most popular tag teams!

-Braeburn then enters the ring and removes the remaining guitar pieces from Neon's head before he lifts him up off the mat before bringing him back down with High Noon-

Discord: And now MORE punishment to Neon Lights! These two Sublime tag teams have wrecked house! I'm not sure what their deal is, but SOMEBODY must have pissed these guys off!

-Aiden English gets back into the fray as he clobbers Checkmate from behind, but his fire is soon burnt out as Davenport hits the Closing Sale on him-

Garble: Alright, can somebody get these guys out of here?! Nobody asked for them to show up!

-Simon Gotch soon gets to his feet and is immediately tackled down by Happy Trails, who mounts him and starts raining down shots on him. He soon gets up, and he and Davenport throw him into the ring, where Braeburn is waiting. Braeburn pounces on Gotch and places both hands on the top rope for support while he stomps into Gotch's back. The crowd may not understand what's going on, but they know that they aren't fans of it, so they loudly boo the Sublime tag teams-

Ahuizotl: And the fans are unhappy with this sudden incursion from these Sublime studs!

-Davenport, Happy and Checkmate soon enter the ring. Braeburn ceases the stomping and picks Gotch up, Irish Whipping him towards Checkmate, who catches him and delivers the Cross-Check-

Whooves: I'm a Sublime man through and through, but there is NO reason for these gentlemen to be out here right now! This was a Lunacy match, and involvement on Sublime's half was NOT warranted, and not welcome, at that!

-Happy and Braeburn then turn their attention to Neon. Happy places Neon's legs around his waist and, just as he did DJ Z, lifts him up off the mat. Instead of hitting the Bandwagon, however, he drops Neon from the Wheelbarrow position when he is high up enough. Neon is caught by Braeburn on his way down, who reaches around Neon's torso with one arm across his chest, with his hand holding onto his other hand, which is behind Neon's head. Braeburn then falls backward, driving Neon into the mat face-first-

Ahuizotl: And a Flatliner from Braeburn!

Discord: Alright, gentlemen, let's wrap this up. I think you've proven your point. You're mad about something or whatever…

-Braeburn and Happy then toss Neon over the top rope, while Davenport and Checkmate do the same to Gotch. Both men fall down to the floor almost simultaneously-

Whooves: The members of the Lunacy roster have been laid to waste… Only Davenport, Happy Trails, Braeburn and Checkmate are standing tall…

Garble: They're not even on Lunacy, dammit! What were they DOING out here?!

Whooves: Nobody seems to know except these four, it seems… Maybe it has to do with something bigger. Something far greater than we could even comprehend.

Discord: Well I can wrap my mind around ANYTHING. I'm an intelligent man, so I'd like these guys to let me in on their little secret, because right now, they just look like a group of whiny, grouchy little BRATS that didn't get their way!

Ahuizotl: There was going to be a little fun had at Fleur De Lis' expense, but these four came to her aid, whether they meant to or not. From there, the fun came to a screeching halt. And now NION Lights, as well as The Vaudevillians, have been pulverized! For what reason, we do not know, but we hope to gain answers soon as the night goes along.

-The crowd continues to boo mercilessly as the two Sublime tag teams look around ringside, surveying the damage they've caused. All four seem pleased with themselves as they begin to file out of the ring, the camera fading as they begin to walk up the ramp-

*Matches 2 and 3 occur*

Whooves: One tag team Championship has been defended so far this evening, and we're about to witness another one.

Discord: -rubbing his hands together in excitement- Tag team matches are my favorite type of contests! There's just so much…

Garble: Chaos?

Discord: Why, YES, my boy! I'm especially looking forward to the collision between The Wythyst Family and 3MB.

Ahuizotl: I can hardly wait for that as well, but before we can get there, we will be presented with a much less violent encounter, but don't think that doesn't mean the tension between both teams isn't high!

*A Mash-Up version of "Dangerzone" by Vanilla Ninja and "Too Shy" by Kajagoogoo starts to play, exciting the crowd to immeasurable lengths*

Madden: The following TAAAG TEAM conteeest, scheduled fooor ONE FAAAALL.. Iiiis for THE CHIIIIIIICK.. COOOOOMBOOOO CHAAAAAAMPIIIIIOOOONSHIIIIIPS! Introducing first, the challengerrrs… At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 244 POOOOOUNDS… FLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUTTERRRRRSHHHHYYYY! AAAAAND LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIING DUSSSSSSSST!

Ahuizotl: -as Fluttershy leads the crowd into a unanimous chant of "YAY" and finger thrusting, while Lightning Dust smirks as she walks down the ramp- Last month at High Stakes, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy's reign as Chick Combo Champions was terminated by The Sword. The former Champions put on the performance of a lifetime, but The Sword was still able to thwart their attempts to retain.

Whooves: Lightning Dust and Fluttershy always put forth a tremendous effort, but they head into this Championship rematch with one glaring deterrent that could diminish their confidence… This will be the FIFTH consecutive pay per view that they will be battling The Sword at… But throughout all five of those pay per view bouts? Lightning Dust and Fluttershy have not been able to defeat The Hounds of Justice ONCE.

Garble: They've never defeated The Sword PERIOD. Not on pay per views, not on Lunacy. Lightning Dust and Fluttershy have NEVER scored a victory against The Chick Combo Champions in any way, shape or form. But if there is any match that they are going to need to overcome them in, it's THIS match, tonight at Boiling Point.

Whooves: -nods- Most definitely. This could be Lightning Dust and Fluttershy's ONLY opportunity to regain the titles they once held with honor and decency. If they are conquered by The Sword here tonight, their future as a tag team could be very bleak.

-Fluttershy stands on the top turnbuckle, thrusting her index fingers into the air, with the crowd filling the arena with "YAY" chants again and again-

Ahuizotl: They've got the crowd support in DROVES. But that won't be enough to win them those titles back. They'll need to have a PERFECT match. ZERO mistakes. It's do or die… For Lightning Dust and Fluttershy.

-The crackling of a walkie talkie keeps quite a bit of the fans cheering, but the rest of them are behind the challengers and the challengers alone-

*SIERRA, WHISKEY, OSCAR, ROMEO, DELTA.. SWORD…*

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! They are THE CHIIIIIICK.. COOOOOMBOOOO CHAAAAAMPIIIIIIOOOONS… THHHHEEEE SWOOOOOOOOOOORD!

Discord: The mood in the arena changes when The Sword show up. These fans know that they're here to hurt somebody, all in the name of justice.

-Drollins, followed by Reigns, then Ditzbrose all begin filing down the aisleway, with Drollins and Reigns being the ones wearing their titles around their waists. Ditzbrose swats a large fan sign out of her way as she stomps down the stairs. The fan stuck the sign in her face to try and impede her journey down the steps, at which Security warn the fan immediately as Ditzbrose stops on the stairs and turns around, spitting in that fans' direction. Her spit hits a perfect bullseye in the middle of the sign-

Garble: Oh fuck! That guy could probably sell that sign on Ebay for a couple thousand dollars.

Whooves: -sigh- It's a strange world we live in… But nonetheless, Beth Drollins and Rosely Reigns are the members of The Sword that have the two belts wrapped across their waists. Does that give us our answer as to who Lightning Dust and Fluttershy are facing?

Ahuizotl: You never warn with The Sword, but it seems that way. There's also the fact that Diane Ditzbrose is the one lagging behind the two titleholders, giving the impression that she'll be the one to stand in her Sisters' in Arms corner.

Discord: Any and all combinations of this trio are dangerous in their own right, so it matters not which two members will be defending the titles. The only thing we know for sure is that one member of The Sword will be at ringside, and that gives The Sword an immediate advantage when it comes to the numbers game.

Ahuizotl: The Sword usually have the numbers game at their disposal. But even when they don't, they have the innate, uncanny ability to make it SEEM that way. They'll make you believe they're competing in a 3-on-1 Handicap Match, when, in reality, the woman they're beating down has two other partners on the other side of the ring.

Whooves: They are MASTERS of in-ring psychology. That 20x20 square is their domain, and everytime they step into it, they plan to make a statement.

Garble: They made an INSTANT impact their first night in The EWF. And ever since that night, they've been on a RAMPAGE. They have yet to be defeated by ANYBODY. I know that it's crazy to call a match where the opponents are the former Chick Combo Champions; one of them being a former Eternal Women's Champion, but if The Sword is defeated tonight, it will be one of the biggest upsets we've ever seen.

-Reigns and Drollins are now in the ring, and they hand their respective Championships off to the referee. Reigns immediately exits the ring, and Drollins goes out onto the apron, while Ditzbrose now enters the ring-

Ahuizotl: Reigns… Rosely Reigns just left the ring, and Diane Ditzbrose has taken her place…

Whooves: I think that gives us our answer. The Sword were playing more mind-games of theirs by making us believe it would be Reigns and Drollins tagging together.

Discord: Heh… Maybe YOU three simpletons were surprised, but I wasn't. I knew who Lightning Dust and Fluttershy's opponents were going to be all along.

Garble: Yeah right, man… The Sword fooled all four of us, as well as the fans in attendance.

Whooves: Can't say I blame them. That is yet another edge they have as Champions, being able to choose which two of them are going to be competing. It is very wise of them to pull out the old bait and switch whenever they're able.

Crowd: LET'S GO LIGHT-NING-AND FLU-TTER-SHY! LET'S GO LIGHT-NING-AND FLU-TTER-SHY! LET'S GO LIGHT-NING-AND FLU-TTER-SHY! LET'S GO LIGHT-NING-AND FLU-TTER-SHY! LET'S GO LIGHT-NING-AND FLU-TTER-SHY! LET'S GO LIGHT-NING-AND FLU-TTER-SHY! LET'S GO LIGHT-NING-AND FLU-TTER-SHY! LET'S GO LIGHT-NING-AND FLU-TTER-SHY!

Ditzbrose: -looking out into the crowd- Ah, PIPE DOWN! There ain't no hope for ANYONE when you're in the ring against The Sword!

Ahuizotl: Diane Ditzbrose, extremely confident in both the abilities of herself, and her teammate in this match, Beth Drollins.

Discord: And why wouldn't she be? What she said is completely accurate. This is The Sword's yard, and nobody is getting away unscathed. Some may not make it out AT ALL.

Whooves: It'll be Diane Ditzbrose of The Sword, starting off with Lightning Dust in this Chick Combo Championship affair.

Match 4: The Sword (Diane Ditzbrose & Beth Drollins) w/ Rosely Reigns vs Lightning Dust & Fluttershy - Chick Comb Championships

-5 minutes later-

-Lightning Dust is standing in front of a groggy Drollins. She takes the initiative to bring her leg up and attempt to strike the side of Drollins' head, but Drollins is able to bend her head down just enough to avoid the kick-

Garble: The kick missed!

-As Lightning's foot goes past Drollins' head, Drollins brings her head up, as well as lift Lightning Dust up into the air before her foot can reach the mat-

Whooves: AND LOOK AT THE STRENGTH! BETH DROLLINS DUCKED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK! SHE BAITED LIGHTNING DUST IN, SO SHE'D BE ABLE TO HOIST HER UP ON HER SHOULDERS!

-Drollins runs to the other side of the ring, and launches Lightning Dust off of her shoulders. Lightning's neck collides with the top turnbuckle, and her back with the middle one. She then drops to the mat at once upon contact-

Ahuizotl: BUCKLEBOMB! Lightning Dust's upper body may be SHATTERED!

-Drollins attempts a cover-

*1….2..-*

Discord: Yet Lightning Dust kicked out at an early two, showing that her spirit has barely dwindled!

Whooves: The force of that Turnbuckle Powerbomb could readjust your spinal column! Lightning Dust is severely paying for that Roundhouse Kick she took a crack at.

(Here is The Bucklebomb, for those who aren't aware: youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=O-FHsWEAXng )

-6 minutes later-

-Fluttershy has scaled to the top rope, and is awaiting Beth Drollins-

Garble: If only Beth had eyes in the back of her head. She would benefit a lot from not getting to her feet.

Whooves: Oh, getting to her feet doesn't put her at risk. It's when she turns around to face Fluttershy that things get uncomfortable!

-Drollins does get to her feet, regardless, and she even turns around, which is when Fluttershy jumps off the top rope. Drollins proves to be prepared for her, though. As Fluttershy is soaring through the air, looking to hit a Front Missile Dropkick, but the entire audience is stunned as, just before her feet connect with Drollins' face, Drollins jumps into the air herself and somersaults over Fluttershy's body, making sure she latches onto both of Fluttershy's ankles with her hands. Drollins falls to the mat along with Fluttershy, and when she hits the mat, she hooks her arms around Fluttershy's ankles to keep her in place, as well as bridges her back to add leverage to the pin. The crowd is going completely INSANE at the turn of events-

Garble: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WAS THAT!?

Ahuizotl: JACKKNIFE COVER! DROLLINS WITH THE JACKKNIFE!

*1...2…-Fluttershy gets a shoulder up, as the crowd wastes no time in chanting "HO-LY SHIT"-

Garble: ...WHAT DID WE JUST SEE?!

Whooves: THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR! Let's take a look at it again! You see Fluttershy, perched on the top rope. She's looking for a Front Missile Dropkick, but now take a look at Beth Drollins' counter. It's the damndest counter I've ever seen! She leaps over Fluttershy's body, and winds up pinning her down in a Jackknife predicament as they reach the mat! BEAUTIFUL!

Ahuizotl: We've discussed time and time again about how agile Beth Drollins is. And with exploits like that, you HAVE to look at her as one of the most unbelievable acrobats we have here in The EWF!

Garble: Screw all that "one of" nonsense! I've never seen anyone else pull off something like that! Say what you will about Beth Drollins' attitude… She's truly a one of a kind competitor!

Crowd: THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Beth Drollins does her signature nasally chortle as she applies a rear chinlock on Fluttershy-

(I wish that sequence above was an actual thing that exists so I could show it to you all, but alas, I don't believe it does. Still, I'll try my best to piece it together for you.

This is a Front Missile Dropkick, the move Fluttershy was going for: youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=hdMXvLOBPYE

And this is a Jackknife pin: iDOTgyazoDOTcom/18106adbc83cb1bb3d00e0a73494cf27DOTgif So, basically, just imagine someone jumping and performing a Jackknife to a flying opponent. Sorry, but that's all I can give you)

-3 minutes later-

-Lightning Dust and Ditzbrose are now the legal combatants for their teams. Lightning lifts Ditzbrose onto her shoulders-

Whooves: Ditzbrose is up high… What's Lightning Dust going to do with her?

-Lightning throws Ditzbrose off of her shoulders and into the air, and lets herself fall immediately after she releases Ditzbrose. She attempts to strike at her head with an Overhead Kick as she falls to the mat, but once Ditzbrose lands on her feet, she grabs onto Lightning's foot that she is trying to strike her with. Lightning falls to the mat as Ditzbrose pulls upwards on the foot, which forces Lightning to roll backwards and be brought up to her feet, her back facing Ditzbrose-

(Here is the move known as "Ride The Lightning": iDOTgyazoDOTcom/d329f9336edfbd703ce5ff1962b71e86DOTgif I wish I had a gif or video of the reversal Ditzbrose used to get Lightning up to her feet, but sadly, I wasn't able to find it. It does exist. I've seen it many times. I just don't know what it's called, if it even has a name, or any particular matches it's been used in. Sorry. You'll just have to use your imagination)

Ahuizotl: -as the fans are impressed by Ditzbrose's counter- Good God! Lightning Dust was going for that Fireman's Carry Overhead Kick, which she has dubbed "Ride The Lightning," but Diane Ditzbrose had it well scouted!

Whooves: She caught the leg, and pushed on it in order to propel Lightning Dust back onto her feet! And now she's got her arms clasped around Lightning's armpits!

-Ditzbrose lifts Lightning into the air after applying the Double chickenwing before she drops to a seated position, allowing Lightning's face to smash in-between her legs-

Ahuizotl: And she caps off the incredible reversal with the Hook and Ladder! Now she inches into a cover!

*1….2…-Lightning Dust kicks out, after which Ditzbrose begins to pound on her skull with her right fist-

Discord: Lightning Dust had the NERVE to get her shoulder up, and now Diane Ditzbrose, known as the more ruthless member of The Sword, is potatoing her with right hands!

-4 minutes later-

-Fluttershy is once again back in the ring with Beth Drollins. Once Drollins gets to her feet, Fluttershy rushes out of the corner she was waiting in, bending her knee as she leaps towards Drollins. Yet again, Drollins is able to bend her head down to avoid getting hit with the knee, and she quickly grabs onto both thighs of Fluttershy so that she can easily places her on top of her shoulders. The fans are once again captivated by Drollins' strength and sharpness-

Ahuizotl: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! BETH DROLLINS AVOIDS DISASTER AGAIN!

Whooves: THIS WOMAN IS PHENOMENAL! First the Roundhouse Kick, and now she's weaseled her way out of being knocked for a loop by Obedience Training!

-Drollins turns towards her team's corner, which she then runs to, letting Fluttershy soar off of her shoulders and crash into the top and middle turnbuckles-

Discord: And just as her tag team partner did, Fluttershy suffers the fate of The BuckleBomb!

-Drollins wastes no time in tagging in her partner, who enters the ring with malicious intent in mind-

Whooves: And Ditzbrose enters the ring now… Could Fluttershy be on the verge of her undoing? Are The Sword moments away from preserving their Championship reign?

-Ditzbrose brings Fluttershy to her feet, applying a side headlock. Before she can plant Fluttershy's forehead into the canvas with the Dirty Deeds, Fluttershy is able to escape her clutches, followed by dropping to her knees and crawling behind Ditzbrose-

Discord: FLUTTERSHY BREAKS FREE!

-Fluttershy then puts one arm up between Ditzbrose's legs to pull her down to the mat-

Ahuizotl: SCHOOLBOY! SCHOOLBOY!

-Instead of using it to pin Ditzbrose, however, Fluttershy stands up on her feet and uses the leverage she has with the Schoolboy to flip Ditzbrose over onto her stomach. Fluttershy then hooks both of Ditzbrose's arms with her own as she presses her stomach against her back, almost lying on it. She then proceeds to flip her body over, bridging her back up off the mat as her toes are pressed against the mat, keeping her balanced. All the while Fluttershy continues to keep the submission hold locked in, the crowd cheering excitedly at the impressive display-

Whooves: LOOK AT THIS! Fluttershy simply used the Schoolboy as a means of transitioning to this excruciating submission hold!

Ahuizotl: It's a Bridging double chickenwing, more commonly known in wrestling as "Cattle Mutilation"! But since Fluttershy is an animal lover, we'll refrain from calling it such when she applies it.

(Here is an example of the Cattle Mutilation: gyazoDOTcom/05e564827fb05af6c977374a293188a3 )

Discord: All the pressure of the shoulder blades being pressed together! Diane Ditzbrose is in a BAD way here!

Crowd: TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!

Discord: How the hell would somebody tap out in this dilemma?! Ditzbrose would have to tap out with her eyebrows!

Garble: Hey, it would count. When a Championship is on the line, you've got to pull out ALL the stops, add new moves to your arsenal, and that's what Fluttershy has done tonight!

-Ditzbrose is shouting in agony. She is just barely close enough to the ropes to be able to reach out behind her with her feet-

Ahuizotl: Ditzbrose got her toes on the bottom rope! -The crowd begins booing loudly, as they were hoping that would be the end- A few more seconds and Ditzbrose may have had no choice but to give up!

-Fluttershy releases the hold just before the 5 count-

Whooves: Well that's very unlike Fluttershy. I suppose the allure of The Chick Combo Championships has forced her to turn her aggression up to the highest level.

Discord: I fully approve! Gold can change people. And while Fluttershy has remained her kind-natured, sweet self since her first reign as Champion, becoming a two-time Champion is bringing out the necessary pugnacity that it's going to take to defeat a powerhouse like The Sword!

-4 more minutes later-

-Lightning Dust jumps onto the shoulders of Beth Drollins, who was facing away from her. She wraps her legs around Drollins' neck and begins to fall backwards while sitting on her shoulders. Beth Drollins puts her hands out in front of her head as she is flipped off of her feet. She avoids having her head spiked into the mat, however, as she pushes onto the mat with her hands, and thus removes the grip Lightning's legs had around her neck. The force of the push on the mat sends her many inches away from Lightning-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd, yet again, loses their minds with OHHHHHHs- REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! A WICKED FULMINOLOGY TO BETH DR-OHHH! OHHHHH! SHE AVOIDED THE DAMAGE! I DIDN'T CATCH THAT AT FIRST!

Garble: Me neither! Another brilliant move by Beth Drollins, who finds yet another way to slip out of catastrophe!

-Lightning turns around on one knee, as she believes Fulminology had connected. But she gets a big shock to the system as Beth Drollins is waiting for her with a kick to the dome-

Whooves: AVADA KEDAVRA! DROLLINS TAGS LIGHTNING DUST!

-Drollins falls into the cover, her back lying against Lightning's chest, and her left arm lying on Lightning's shoulder, and her right on her legs-

*1….2…-*

Garble: AND ANOTHER KICK OUT! HOW IS LIGHTNING DUST SURVIVING ALL OF THESE HIGH IMPACT MOVES?!

Discord: It's the will to be Champion again! Lightning Dust has held The Chick Combo Championship before, and she wants to feel its touch again, and hold it up high while standing next to her friend!

Whooves: Let's have another look at that… Lightning Dust, looking for what she calls Fulminology; a Reverse Frankensteiner. But as we can see from this particular angle, you notice Beth Drollins block the impact of the move with her hands. And from there, she thrusts her hands into the canvas; the force of which shoots her up onto her feet!

Ahuizotl: We may as well start calling this woman "The Escape Artist"! WOW. She is OUT OF THIS WORLD!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Discord: We've passed the 20 minute mark in this contest. Good thing we don't have time limits around these parts, because that would be a TRAVESTY! These fans are having the time of their lives! They want to see clear-cut winners, and that's what they're going to get!

-2 minutes later-

Whooves: Drollins lifts Fluttershy onto her shoulders again… Could she be hit with ANOTHER BuckleBomb?

Garble: If she is, this match very well may be over for her. She's got to avoid it at all costs!

-Drollins rushes towards the opponents' corner, but Fluttershy is luckily able to let her body hang down, which allows her to flip Drollins over. Drollins legs crash into the middle turnbuckle, while her lower back does so into the bottom turnbuckle-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd begins another cheer fest- AND SHE DID JUST THAT! A HURRICANRANA INTO THE CORNER! BETH DROLLINS HAS BEEN FOLDED UP!

(Here's an example of the BuckleBomb counter: youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=r3qc-dKlrG4 )

-Drollins rolls out of the corner as Fluttershy crawls to meet the hand of Fluttershy-

Whooves: And here comes Lightning Dust! Beth Drollins is in the PERFECT position!

-Lightning Dust begins to exhaustedly climb up to the top rope, as she is soon overlooking Beth Drollins, who lies supine on the mat below-

Garble: This may be their last opportunity! Lightning Dust needs to pull the trigger! And if she misses, they may not have another chance like this to win back their titles!

-Lightning Dust is just about to take flight, before a familiar looking female runs down the ramp and hops up on the apron, grinning straight at Lightning Dust, who has no choice but to take her eyes off of the target-

Discord: Who the?! Who is that?!

Garble: Hold on a minute-that's…

Whooves: THAT'S INDIGO ZAP! INDIGO ZAP FROM CCW!

Ahuizotl: We've seen her compete on Lunacy in the past, but… What in the HELL is Indigo Zap doing interfering in this CLASSIC Chick Combo Championship match?!

-Lightning Dust does the only thing she can do. She does indeed jump off the top rope, but she directs her attack at Indigo Zap. She catches her with a diving thrust kick (basically a diving Superkick. Here's an example: gyazoDOTcom/1d755d97fbed4d63343781cec0478194 ) that knocks her off the apron-

Garble: Uh… Well, there she goes…

Whooves: Lightning Dust can't worry about any intruders right now, though! She HAS to focus on Beth Drollins!

-Lightning curses "fuck" under her breath before she frantically scales back up to the top rope. Just as quickly as she makes it up to the top, she flies off the top, twisting her body in mid-air. It's a beautiful sight, but what happens next is not so beautiful… Drollins is able to roll out of the way as Lightning crashes stomach-first into the mat-

Ahuizotl: DAMMIT! Indigo Zap bought Beth Drollins enough time to get out of harm's way!

Whooves: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! DON'T TELL ME THIS IS HOW THIS TREMENDOUS MATCHUP IS GOING TO END!

-Drollins runs off the ropes and jumps into the air as she approaches Lightning, who is desperately trying to get to her feet. That doesn't pan out too well, as Drollins' foot brings her face down into the mat-

Garble: Curb Stomp by Drollins!

-Drollins flips Lightning over onto her back, and hooks her leg, as the crowd is already booing-

Ahuizotl: No! ...NO! DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY!

*1….2….3…* -The bell rings, as the fans are now COMPLETELY peeved-

Whooves: I'LL BE DAMNED! This crowd is BOILING mad at Boiling Point!

Madden: Here are YOOOOUUURRR WIIIINNEEERRRRS… AAAAAND STIIIIILL, THE CHIIIIIICK COOOOMBOOOOO CHAAAAAMPIIIIIOOOONS… DIIIIAAAAAANE DIIIITZBROOOOSE.. AAAAND BEEEEEETH.. DRRRRRROOOOOLLIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

Discord: That was truly a disappointing ending… I'm APPALLED by the actions of Indigo Zap! What business did she have out here?! She's has ONE match in The EWF, and neither Lightning Dust nor Fluttershy were apart of it! Why did she feel the need to throw a wet blanket on this, one of the most competitive and exhilarating tag team matches that The EWF has ever witnessed!

Ahuizotl: I'm glad you're on the right side for once… This is DESPICABLE! What were Indigo Zap's intentions? What were her MOTIVES?! Was this all The Sword's doing?! Did they put her up to this?! Have we just seen the manifest of a FOURTH member of The Sword?!

Garble: I don't think so, man… Look at the three of them. They're just as perplexed as we are! I don't think they had any clue that this was going to happen!

-Indigo Zap is now back on her feet. She dusts herself off, looking quite proud of herself as she smirks at Lightning Dust, who is still lying on the mat, being checked out by Fluttershy, who can only look out at Indigo Zap with bewilderment and heartache in her eyes-

Discord: Poor, poor Fluttershy… She must be heartbroken right now. She and Lightning Dust were on the verge of becoming Chick Combo Champions again… I know they were! Beth Drollins was all lined up after that Hurricanrana into the turnbuckles, and Lightning Dust was prime and ready to finish her off.

Whooves: It wasn't meant to be, though… Something's going on here! Is there some kind of hostility between Lightning Dust and Indigo Zap? Did something happen that we don't know about? Something in their past?

Ahuizotl: I don't even know where Indigo Zap is FROM, so I couldn't rightly tell you! All I know is she'll have some explaining to do! She had BETTER show up at Monday Night Lunacy soon, because I want some damn answers from her!

-Indigo Zap sneaks off to the back as Fluttershy and Lightning Dust have now left the ring. Fluttershy has put her partner's arm around her neck, and she's now aiding Lightning in walking up the ramp, a crestfallen look on her face-

Garble: It's a damn shame… It really is. But The Sword have successfully retained their Chick Combo Championships. They remain the leaders of the pack.

-Rosely Reigns happily lifts up both Ditzbrose and Drollins on her shoulders; one for each. The two hold up their Championships proudly above their heads, as the crowd is NOT happy about this in the slightest-

Ahuizotl: Damn… That's some superhuman strength by Rosely Reigns. The Sword are the only three people in the arena that are happy about the outcome of that match, I guarantee you!

Drollins: WOOOO! STILL THE CHAMPS, BABYYYY! HEH-HEH-HEEEEEHHHH!

-Reigns brings both of her stablemates back down on their feet. Ditzbrose stands for Reigns' left, and Drollins to her right-

Ditzbrose: WE RUN THE TAG TEAM DIVISION! WE RUN THE WHOLE DAMN EWF!

Discord: There's certainly no disputing that.

-The three put their fists together, as Drollins and Ditzbrose hold the Championships high with their other hand-

-A buzz starts to form among the crowd as Beth Drollins is knocked down to the mat after someone hops onto her back-

Discord: OH SNAP! DROLLINS IS DOWN!

Garble: THAT'S SQUIRE! SQUIRE IS STUCK TO BETH DROLLINS' BACK!

-Ditzbrose drops her title quickly (next to Drollins' belt) and rushes over, along with Reigns, working together to pull Squire off of Drollins. What they don't see is two other women rushing through the crowd behind them. They run right past the announce table and slide into the ring-

Ahuizotl: We've got MORE company! Typhoon and Cyclone!

Whooves: Commander Hurricane's entourage has hit the ring!

-Typhoon and Cyclone pick up the titles and knock them into the backs of Ditzbrose and Reigns' heads. This causes them both to drop to the mat and release Squire, who falls on his butt, but he is safe regardless-

Garble: Two halves of The Sword have been taken out!

-Only Drollins remains. She is sitting in the corner, looking up at the three assailants in both shock and confusion. She gets to her feet and walks to the middle of the ring, looking at both Typhoon and Cyclone, who stand on separate sides of her, still holding The Chick Combo Championships. Drollins continues to look back at forth at these two, but she never notices Squire crawl up behind her and latch his arms around her legs, thus rendering her immobile-

Ahuizotl: And the dastardly Squire has Drollins stuck in place!

Discord: It's not looking too good for the final member of The Sword…

-Typhoon and Cyclone then run towards Drollins at once from both sides, bringing their titles up above their faces. Drollins is able to duck just in time, which leads to Typhoon and Cyclone bashing the separate Championships into each other, creating a loud clanking sound-

Whooves: Clever evasion by Drollins! Hope that doesn't damage the Championships, though…

-Drollins kicks Squire away and stands in front of Typhoon with her back towards her. She reaches up above her head and wraps an arm around Typhoon's head before performing a backflip over her body. She turns her grip on her into an inverted facelock as she soars over her head, driving the back of her neck into the mat as she lands face-down on the mat-

Garble: Drollins pulls out a Skywalker to deal with Typhoon! (Here is what the Skywalker looks like, for those who've forgotten: youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=WLYK8lSeRaE )

-Drollins quickly rises to her feet and turns towards Cyclone. She brings her up onto her shoulders, bringing the crowd to awe-

Discord: INCREDIBLE! BETH DROLLINS WITH MORE OF THAT BOUNDLESS STRENGTH!

-Drollins runs towards a corner, catapulting Cyclone off of her shoulders and dropping her down into the corner, where her neck collides with the top turnbuckle. Cyclone then immediately falls over, as the crowd is cheering, quite behind Beth-

Ahuizotl: The Enforcers have been disposed of! And that just leaves ONE little scamp…

-Before Drollins can turn around, Squire once again hops onto Drollins' back. He doesn't last long, though, as Drollins snapmares him over her head, where he then falls to the mat-

Discord: Well that takes care of that.

Whooves: Like swatting away a gnat.

-Squire puts his hands up, pleading with Drollins not to hurt him, but she doesn't listen. Instead, she brings her foot up and smacks him in the jaw with it-

Ahuizotl: AVADA KEDAVRA! Beth Drollins is in NO mood to listen to Squire's pleas!

-Drollins then stares at Squire as he lies face-down on the mat-

Garble: I don't think Drollins is quite finished with him yet!

Drollins: -leaning down at Squire- YOU'RE GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE SWORD!

Discord: Drollins could pull this off! She could be the only person so far tonight to escape having their ass handed to them!

-Drollins runs off the ropes as Squire begins to stir. As she reaches Squire, she leaps into the air, but just before she can Curb Stomp him, someone else runs down the ramp and enters the ring. It's Commander Hurricane, who runs towards Drollins and rams her shoulder into Drollins as she jumps into the air. This turns Drollins inside out as she is sent away from Squire and crashes into the mat very roughly-

Whooves: -as the crowd "OHHHHs" at both the impact, and sell of the shoulder block- DROLLINS GETS ANNIHILATED WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK!

Garble: There's the final piece of the puzzle! Commander Hurricane, coming to the aid of her personal ring announcer!

-Squire is grinning from ear-to-ear as Commander Hurricane helps him to his feet. His jaw quickly drops, as he points behind her, advising The Commander to turn around. When she does, she is met with Rosely Reigns, who lifts her up onto her shoulders before driving her down into the mat-

Ahuizotl: SAMOAN DROP! Looks as if The Enforcers didn't get the job done on Rosely Reigns!

Garble: She's still standing, and she looks PISSED.

-Reigns backs herself into a nearby corner, and waits for Hurricane to get to her feet-

Reigns: -bringing her arms up and then slowly letting them fall down- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AHHHHHHH!

Whooves: And the war-cry of Rosely Reigns, which can mean just ONE thing… -Reigns runs at Hurricane- Commander Hurricane is about to get ANNIHILATED- -At the last second, however, Squire positions himself in front of Hurricane, allowing himself to be taken down to the mat viciously!-

Discord: SPEAR! SPEAR! A BONE-JARRING SPEAR TO SQUIRE!

Garble: He sacrificed himself in order to save his Commander! How noble of him to take the bullet!

-As Reigns gets to her feet, upset that she didn't get her initial target, that same target now puts a bulls-eye on HER chest, as Hurricane swiftly connects with a Legion!-

Whooves: THE POWERHOUSE HAS BEEN DROPPED! Squire's sacrifice was not in vain, as it allowed Commander Hurricane to eliminate Rosely Reigns!

-Hurricane then picks Drollins up off the mat, initiating a Legion to her, as well-

Discord: Followed by Drollins! Commander Hurricane has picked up where her battalion left off!

-Once Hurricane turns around, Diane Ditzbrose gets back into the fold, jumping up at her and pounding away at her skull while she has her legs wrapped around Hurricane's waist. Hurricane is soon knocked down to the mat, with Ditzbrose continuing to fire away at her with rights and lefts-

Ahuizotl: AND BACK IN COMES DIANE DITZBROSE! She wants herself some of Commander Hurricane, too!

-Ditzbrose hammers away on Hurricane until she is yanked off by Typhoon and Cyclone, who each are holding Ditzbrose up by one of her arms. They pull her away as the crowd boos, wanting to see Hurricane get her ass kicked-

Discord: Why is this crowd so bent out of shape? Typhoon and Cyclone are doing their jobs! Their orders are to protect Commander Hurricane!

-Ditzbrose thrashes her arms and legs around erratically, and is soon able to break free. She elbows Cyclone right in the nose, and even bites Typhoon on the chin, drawing blood. But she isn't able to prepare for Commander Hurricane, who launches a Legion on her once she turns to meet her-

Whooves: And the final member of The Sword has been put down by Commander Hurricane! Three Legions, one for each…

Ahuizotl: But all three put up a great fight. The Sword, combined, has more pride than just about anyone else in this company. They were NOT going to let representatives from the other brand come into THEIR ring, THEIR yard and make fools out of them!

Garble: They certainly didn't wind up looking like fools. The numbers game was against them from the beginning, something The Sword usually has in THEIR favor… Commander Hurricane is one of the most imposing competitors on Sublime, and to lay out all THREE Chick Combo Champions in one setting? That's a hell of a bragging point.

Discord: It's safe to say her stock just rose a little bit more. You have to be someone pretty special to manhandle The Sword like that.

-Hurricane directs Typhoon and Cyclone to Squire, who is still lying, un-moving on the mat. The two lift him up, and cradle him in their arms like a baby as Hurricane leads them out of the ring and up the ramp. Her cold, calculating gaze telling us that she just did her job well-

Ahuizotl: -is still stunned at the events that had just transpired- I… I'm just speechless… What is HAPPENING tonight?! The winners of all four of tonight's matches so far have been LAID OUT!

Discord: It seems like mindless pandemonium to me, and you gentlemen know how much I appreciate mindless pandemonium! Still, though, I wouldn't mind justification for all these assaults we've been witnessing.

Whooves: Couch-Mate, Happy Trails, Braeburn, The Mean Girls, Berry Punch… Even Commander Hurricane and her entourage! That's a very odd company to be lumped into… I really hope we get some answers as to why and how this all came about. There's no way it's just simply "mindless pandemonium"... There MUST be a reason as to why these happenings have befallen this pay per view…

Ahuizotl: Well, in any event, ONE question we've been asking is about to be resolved. And that is which team is going to walk out of Boiling Point with The Combo of Carnage Championships? Without any further adieu, let's find out!

-A new mashup of "Radio" by Watt White and "Unstable" by Jim Johnston emerges through the speakers, bringing forth a thunderous ovation from the crowd-

(Not sure why, but when I envision what Ace's theme would be, I always hear The Ultimate Warrior's theme. Maybe because they're both unstable. It fits.)

Madden: The following TAAAAG TEAAAAM conteeest, scheduled fooor OOOONE FAAAALL, iiiis for THE COOOOOMBOOOO.. OOOOOF CAAAAARRRRNAAAAGE CHAAAAAAMPIIIIIIOOOOOOOONSHIIIIIIIIPS! Introducing first… THE CHALLENGERRRS… At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 424 POOOOOUNDS… AAAAAACE! Aaaaand ZAAAAAACK RYYYYDERRRRRR.. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK AAAAAAAAATTAAAAAAAACK!

Ace: YEEEEAAAAH! WE'RE HERE, AND WE GOT NEW FUCKING THEME MUSIIIIIC! LISTEN TO IT! ISN'T IT COOOOOL?!

Ryder: -he shrugs- It's okay. I only agreed to the change so that you wouldn't walk out on me. I couldn't afford to be competing on my own tonight.

Ace: It's a good thing you know when you're wrong, because THIS IS THE GREATEST MUSIC ANYONE IN THIS DAMN COMPANY HAS! People will actually take us SERIOUSLY now that we don't walk to the ring with some faggoty BOY-BAND SHIT!

Ryder: It's not boy-band music, bro! Trust me, I KNOW boy-bands, and I think it'd be pretty sick if we could've gotten NKOTB to record a new song for us.

Ace: NKOTB?! Sorry, but I've never studied GAY-TURTLE linguistics!

Ryder: -he simply stares at Ace as he reaches the bottom of the ramp, trying his best to decipher what he's even talking about. He opens his mouth to speak, and raises an index finger, but a few seconds later he shuts his mouth, and his index finger turns into a hand that waves off his partner's ignorance in a "forgot this" manner. Ryder then turns around and continues walking down the ramp-

Garble: …..We don't even have to say anything. These guys' ridiculous banter trumps ANYTHING we could possibly add.

Whooves: You're right. I was going to go into a big spiel about the former Combo of Carnage Champions having to claw their way back to the zenith of the tag team division, but Ace's screaming would likely just obstruct me anyway.

Discord: He's a very outspoken individual. A free spirit. As their argument unfolded, you can tell that Ace and Zack Ryder are complete opposites of each other, but they've had a boatload of success in The EWF, and they've got the opportunity to make history tonight at Boiling Point. With a win in the upcoming contest, Rack Attack will become the first ever TWO-TIME Combo of Carnage Champions.

Whooves: That's quite a few, and since they are Sublime talent, I've got no choice to root for them. My apologies, Garble and Ahuizotl.

-Ace hits a tennis ball into the crowd before he begins to use the racket to pretend to play guitar. The timing of him "strumming" his "guitar" actually matches up perfectly with their opponent's theme song, "Enforcer" by Adam Massacre, which the crowd responds to with massive boos-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Representiiing THHHEEE SYYYYSTEEEEM! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 403 POOOOOUNDS… They are THHHHE COOOOOMBOOOOO OF CAAAAARNAAAAAGE CHAAAAAAMPIIIIIOOOOONS… SNIIIIIPS, AND SNAAAAAILS.. SSSSSSCUUUUUUUUUM…

Ahuizotl: That's quite alright, Doctor. As a matter of fact, Garble and I are on the same page as you guys. Isn't that right?

Garble: HA. Are you kidding?! I want nothing more than for Rack Attack to regain their Championships tonight! Fuck the brand lines! Anybody with a sensible mind is pulling for Rack Attack in this match.

Ahuizotl: -nods- With every Championship that remains in The System's grasp, that is power that they continue to wield over the rest of Lunacy. When you think about it, really, a Champion gains MORE power, and MORE notoriety with each successful title defense. And that in turn, helps The System grow into an even more intimidating, impermeable beast.

Whooves: Fair enough. It's no wonder that The System is so influential with members like these in its ranks. Snips and Snails have been running roughshod over the tag team division these past few months. They've really turned a corner in their career.

Discord: They've tapped into their unforgiving sides, which is always something I can appreciate, and it's certainly helped them a great deal. They've really started to find their footing over the past few months, no doubt thanks to the confidence Luna and the other members of The System have instilled into them.

Garble: Definitely. I mean, they were confident enough to steal a few articles of Ace's attire. As you can see, Snips is STILL wearing Ace's headband, and Snails probably hasn't taken off Ace's wristband since he first put it on!

Ahuizotl: It's very odd, but Snips and Snails see it as a keepsake; a memento of the night they dethroned Rack Attack. That headband and wristband pales in comparison to The Combo of Carnage Championships, however, and if SCUM can't retain them tonight? Those garments are WORTHLESS to them.

Ace: YEAH, WHATEVER, YOU LUNKHEADS! KEEP FLAUNTING MY SHIT! I USED THAT HEADBAND AS A JIZZRAG, YOU KNOW! AND I WIPED MY ASS CONSTANTLY WITH THAT WRISTBAND!

-Snips and Snails simply scowl at Ace. Not because of what he just informed them of, but because they find him obnoxious. (Which most people would say is the pot calling the kettle black) They wordlessly hand the referee their Championships, looking to bring pain to the bodies of their opponents-

Ace: AWWW DAMMIT, ZACK! For being such SHIT-ASSES, those dicks have got a fucking AWESOME theme song! DAMMIT! NOW I'M PISSED! OUR NEW SONG ISN'T NEARLY AS GOOD AS THEIRS! THEIR SONG RAPES OUR SONG'S ASS!

-As the referee is holding up the titles, Ace walks up to both Snips and Snails-

Ace: Hey! If we beat you little boy-touchers, we not only win our titles back, but we win the rights to your COOL-ASS theme song, too! Deal?

-Snips and Snails simply look daggers at Ace, so Ace takes a different approach. He gets RIGHT up in their faces, and starts hollering at them-

Ace: NOT BIG CONVERSATIONALISTS, HUH?! IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO USED TO HAVING YOUR MOUTH CLOSED WITH ALL THE TIME YOU SPEND KISSING LUNA'S ASS! -the crowd OHHHHHs, as a bunch of spit flies out of Ace's mouth and lands on the faces of Snips and Snails-

Discord: This may not end well for Ace…

-Snips simply wipes the spit off of his face before he clobbers Ace in the jaw, knocking him down to the mat. Ryder runs up to help his partner, but he too gets annihilated by a headbutt from Snails-

Garble: JESUS! WHAT A RIGHT HAND! ….AND THEN A HELLACIOUS HEADBUTT!

-The referee quickly hands off the titles to Madden before he starts the match by calling for the bell to be rung-

Whooves: And this match is underway! Combo of Carnage Championships ON THE LINE!

Match 5: Combo of Carnage Championships - SCUM vs Rack Attack

-Snails shoves Ryder out from under the bottom rope with his boot before exiting the ring himself to do some extra damage to him-

Discord: Once again, Ace's big fat mouth has gotten him and his partner into a big pickle! The match hadn't even begun, yet Ace was already lying on the mat by the time the bell rang!

Ahuizotl: His mouth could prove to be his own worst enemy in this contest. SCUM has the upperhand right now, and that could lead them to retaining their Championships.

-Snips removes the headband from his head and places it over Ace's head, but he doesn't stop there. He lowers the headband to where it is around Ace's neck, and he begins choking him with it-

Whooves: Ugh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?! SNIPS IS TRYING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF ACE WITH HIS OWN HEADBAND!

Discord: No wonder he wore it during the match. VERY smart move by someone who normally isn't too smart.

-Snips stops the choke just before the count of five, before removing it from Ace's head and placing it back onto his own-

Ahuizotl: And then he starts to wear it again. So strange…

Discord: Why not? Now he can choke Ace or Zack Ryder whenever he wants. I'm a fan.

Whooves: NO! You can't be a fan of someone on the enemy team!

Discord: I didn't say I was a SNIPS fan. I am just a bit smitten with the tactic of choking somebody. -he chuckles-

-7 minutes later-

-Ace drops Snails to the mat with one of his signature moves, a Spike-

Garble: Snails is down! This could be Rack Attack's moment!

-Ace covers Snails, but Snips runs it before the count of one and stomps on Ace's back-

Ahuizotl: And Snips was in there before the referee could even begin his count! Very smart. You don't want to dilly dally when a Championship is at stake.

-Ryder enters the ring to take care of Snips. He runs at him. Snips sees him coming and uses his strength to toss him into the air. Ryder soars over Snips' body and comes into contact with Snails, who had just gotten back to his feet. Ryder's leg is driven into Snails' throat, and brings him down to the mat with force!-

Whooves: ROUGH RYDER! Zack was trying to dispose of Snips, but he wound up inadvertently disposing of Snails!

Garble: That was wicked cool! Snips and Zack showed some great teamwork there. They've got a good amount of chemistry.

Ahuizotl: That team might turn out to be even odder than Rack Attack is.

-5 minutes later-

-Snips has his arms clasped around Ryder's waist, with Snails heading up to the top rope-

Whooves: Snails is now legal, and he's scaling the top rope! This could end VERY badly for Rack Attack!

-Ace enters the ring and runs towards Ryder and Snips-

Ace: DUCK, DICKLET!

-Ryder's mouth opens in panic. Ace spins in place, and Ryder lowers his head so that Ace is able to send the back of his hand walloping into Snips' cheek, thus loosening his grip on Ryder so that he may escape-

Garble: -as the crowd OHHHHs at the loud "smack"- Or maybe not! Maybe it'll end in celebration!

Whooves: Ace nails Snips with The Backhand!

-Snails leaps off the top rope anyway and catches Ace with a diving headbutt to the chest-

Ahuizotl: And there goes Ace!

-That high risk proves to be a mistake, as Ryder brings Snails to his feet. He then places one knee (the one closest to Snails) against the base of Snails' neck, who is leaning forward, while under hooking one of Snails' arms (the furthest one) before falling backwards down to the mat as Snails is spun over, causing Snails to land on the back of the head of Ryder's knee-

Garble: ZACK ATTACK! THAT HEADBUTT MAY HAVE JUST COST SCUM THE COMBO OF CARNAGE CHAMPIONSHI-NO! NOT QUITE! SNAILS KICKED OUT!

(Here is the Zack Attack. Zack Ryder hasn't used the move in WWE in quite a few years, but it's a cool move, so why not? youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=r_OKOYUkBQE )

Discord: Rack Attack was so VERY close to being crowned as Champions again! You couldn't be more right, Garble! Snails' headbutt to Ace just about lost the titles for his team!

Ahuizotl: And for The System, too! Imagine how INFURIATED Luna would be if they had to turn over The Combo of Carnage Championships because of Snails' negligence!

-4 minutes later-

-Snips has Ryder up on his shoulders, with Ryder looking up at the lights of the arena-

Discord: Could we see the move that has the most ridiculous name, but might be the most devastating?

Garble: CUT IT OOOOOUUUU- -Snips falls sideways, but luckily, Ryder is able to shift his weight a little bit and land on his feet, while Snips falls to the mat in shock, and the crowd goes nuts- OH NO! OH HELL! ZACK RYDER AVOIDED IT!

-Ryder backs himself up into the corner, breathing heavily in relief that he was able to avoid getting dropped on his head-

Ahuizotl: WHAT A CLOSE CALL FOR ZACK! And he moves back into the corner, thus creating separation.

Crowd: LET'S GO, RY-DER! WOO WOO WOO! LET'S GO, RY-DER! WOO WOO WOO! LET'S GO, RY-DER! WOO WOO WOO! LET'S GO, RY-DER! WOO WOO WOO! LET'S GO, RY-DER! WOO WOO WOO! LET'S GO, RY-DER! WOO WOO WOO! LET'S GO, RY-DER! WOO WOO WOO! LET'S GO, RY-DER! WOO WOO WOO!

-Snips runs at Ryder, who pushes himself up with the help of the top rope and drives both of his knees into Snips' face. Snips falls to the mat as Ryder now positions himself on the middle rope. When Snips gets up, Ryder jumps off and nails him with a Missile Dropkick-

Whooves: ZACK RYDER IS ON FIRE! RACK ATTACK COULD BE CLOSING IN ON THE COMBO OF CARNAGE CHAMPIONSHIPS!

-Snips crawls to the diagonal corner as Ryder hops up to his feet. Once Snips gets up and turns around, Ryder runs across the ring and clobbers Snips in the side of the face with a fierce forearm, which drops Snips to a seated position in the corner-

Ahuizotl: HE'S FEELING IT! RYDER'S FEELING IT, AND THIS CROWD IS GOING WILD!

-Ace is on the apron, stomping his foot on the steel steps in excitement as Zack walks over to his team's corner. He looks out into the audience, grinning and shaking his head-

Ryder: -he pumps his fist into the air, as does the crowd simultaneously- WOO! -pump- WOO! -pump- WOO! -The woos of the crowd echo around the arena as Ryder rushes across the ring, and attempts to strike his boot into the side of Snips' face. Unfortunately, Snips rolled out of the corner, to his right just before Ryder could nail it-

Whooves: The Broski Boot was avoided!

Discord: Ryder's foot! It's… It's caught in the middle rope!

-Snips takes advantage of this unfortunate incident by wrapping his arms around Ryder's waist. Snips pulls Ryder away from the corner, thus freeing his foot, but he won't be safe for much longer as Snails climbs up to the top rope-

Garble: Oh no… Not good! Not good!

-Snips brings Ryder up into the air before tossing him backwards, with Snails' leg being the death nail that drives his head into the mat-

Ahuizotl: LETHAL COMBINATION! That's what Snips and Snails call that double-team, and it's proven to be quite lethal in the past. Will it have that same effect tonight?

-Snails rushes over and knocks Ace off the apron, allowing Snips to make the cover-

*1…..2….3!*

Whooves: Unfortunately, it does indeed… Snips and Snails remain The Combo of Carnage Champions!

Madden: -as the crowd boos wildly- Here are YOOOOUUUURRRR WIIIIINNEEEERRRS.. AAAAND STIIIIIIILL.. THHHEEE COOOOMBOOOO OOOOF CAAAAARRRRNAAAAGE CHAAAAAMPIIIIOOOONS… SNIIIIIPS, AAAAND SNAAAAAILS.. SSSSSSCUUUUUUUUUM…

Garble: The same move that won SCUM the titles, retained it for them here tonight at Boiling Point.

Ahuizotl: It looked as if Rack Attack were moments away from victory on multiple occasions in this match. But even when it looked unfavorable for Snips and Snails, they still found ways to turn the match around in their favor. I am not a fan of their tactics, or the people they associate themselves with, but tonight, they proved themselves to be legitimate Champions, and a legitimate threat in the tag team division.

Whooves: You're right there. They made it evident that their victory at High Stakes was no fluke. It may not have seemed this way over the past 8 months, but Snips and Snails have, at long last, finally shown the world how gifted they really are-

-Whooves is cut off by the loud buzzing of an oven, followed immediately by the lights in the arena being dropped. The capacity crowd unleashes a flurry of cheers, as they already know who this belongs to-

Discord: Oh no… OHHHH NOOOO…

Ahuizotl: That… That noise… And and and and and the LIGHTS! That can only mean ONE man!

-As the lights are brought back up, the crowd loses their shit as The Underbaker is shown standing behind Snips and Snails-

Garble: THERE HE IS! THE WORLD BRAWLER'S CHAMPION! THE PHENOM! THE ONE AND ONLY! THE UNDERBAKER!

-Snips and Snails soon turn around, both having to look up at The Underbaker in awe, but they are NOT afraid-

Whooves: And now The Combo of Carnage Champions, have come face-to-face with The World Brawler's Champion himself! Did you EVER think you would see a sight like that?!

Discord: I can tell you right now that SCUM never thought they would be looking at what they're looking at right now, and I bet they're wishing they WEREN'T doing so!

-Snips and Snails both bring a fist up into The Underbaker's cheeks. The shots wind up doing NOTHING to him, though, except makes his eyes bulge a bit more-

Whooves: Oh goodness! The Underbaker was nonplussed by those strikes! All it succeeded in doing was making him ANGRIER!

-Underbaker unleashes his anger by grabbing the throats of Snips and Snails with one hand each, before they can get another shot in on him. The crowd pops HUGE at this, as both men drop their Championships down to the mat, looking for a way to escape-

Ahuizotl: THE CHAMPS ARE GOOZLED! THE UNDERBAKER HAS NO PATIENCE FOR THEIR NONSENSE!

Garble: Snips and Snails made the mistake of bringing out his ire… And now they're going to feel the WRATH of The Dead Baker!

-Underbaker lifts the two off their feet, and in one fell swoop, drops them out of the air, as both clash with the canvas simultaneously!-

Whooves: CHOKESLAMS. IN. STEREO! The Underbaker has just claimed TWO more victims! Two more names have been added to his already extensive resume!

-The crowd is going NUTS as The Underbaker stands in-between the two bodies of his two newest casualties-

Crowd: UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* UN-DER-BA-KER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Discord: That, folks...Is RESPECT. And few in this business have earned respect like The Underbaker has.

Garble: And SCUM showed him a LACK of respect here tonight, and that ended up with them being CHOKESLAMMED into OBLIVION!

-The Underbaker's theme music hits, and the lights drop to that of a deep purple color as he drops to one knee, holding one of his hands out, fingers outstretched while he sticks his tongue out, and rolls his eyes in the back of his head. The crowd shows him nothing BUT respect, as they give him a standing ovation-

Ahuizotl: Yet another message has been sent to the Lunacy roster… And no matter WHO is behind this, they certainly brought the BIG GUNS out for SCUM. No weapon so far has been more efficient, and more detrimental than The Underbaker!

Whooves: He doesn't get paid by the hour. All he needed to lay rest to SCUM was one emphatic Chokeslam to each of them. That's all the time those creeps deserve, anyway…

*EWF merchandise plug*

-We return to the arena with a massive array of boos as "Sounds of Life" by Pendulum emerges through the loudspeakers-

Madden: The followiiing conteeest, is scheduuuled fooor OOOOONE FAAAAALL! Introducing first, froooom CRRRRYYYYYSTALVIIIIILLEEEE! Weighing in at 128 POOOOOUNDS… CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

Ahuizotl: Boiling Point rolls on with our next contest. The climax of a very heated feud between Cadance and Trixie.

-Cadance walks down the ramp with all the confidence in the world, and all the smugness on her face as she sneers at the fans-

Whooves: This all came about when last month at High Stakes, Trixie went rogue and turned her back on The System. Cadance was just about to take possession of The Hope Springs Eternal contract, when Trixie grabbed ahold of the ladder and shoved her off the ladder, which was followed up by Cadance being trapped in her dreaded Ursa Lock submission.

Discord: And since that night, Cadance has been on a crusade to make Trixie's life a living hell. With the way these past few weeks have been going, I can't help but think that Trixie made a TERRIBLE decision in ousting herself from The System. Her career was set. She had one job to do, and that was ensure Cadance's victory in that ladder match. But instead, her ego is too inflated for her to be pushed around by anyone.

Whooves: Trixie believes that she is much better than being a lackey, or someone to piggyback off of. She wasn't about to allow herself to be treated like a third wheel for a group of unappreciative, self-centered egotists.

Discord: But Trixie has been getting demolished by groups like The Sword and The Wythyst Family in recent weeks, all at the behest of Cadance. She was even assaulted with a lead pipe before being dropped on top of her skull with Snips' "Cut It Out"! Sure, she's uber-talented, and she's got the freedom now to make her own decisions. But you have to think… Has it all really been worth it for Trixie to strike out on her own?

-Cadance lays her lead pipe down on the steel steps with a smirk before she climbs up those same steps in order to enter the ring-

Garble: And there's that same lead pipe you just mentioned. Who knows if it could come into play tonight. But I think breaking away from The System will DEFINITELY be worth it if Trixie can shut Cadance up tonight. Who knows what will be next for her after a victory against a member of The System?

-The crowd quickly changes their disposition as "Tricks Up My Sleeve" by Daniel Ingram begins to play. Trixie walks out onto the stage with a giant grin and begins her bombastic introduction-

Trixie: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! CHIIIILDREN of AAAAAAALL AAAAGES! Come ONE, come ALL! Come and witness the AMAZING, show-stopping ability of the greatest talent Monday Night Lunacy has to offer... Residing in Manhattan, New York! Weighing an UNPRECEDENTED 137 POOOOOOOUNDS… Presenting to YOU, The GREAT, and POWEEEERRRRFUUUUL.. TTTTTTTTRRRRRIIIIIIIIIXXXXXIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!

Whooves: As far as a talent like Trixie goes? The sky is the limit. She was the first ever World Fighters Champion.

Ahuizotl: And she'll tell you just how wonderful she is. Most of the time, the audience would be completely against someone this boastful, and the Sublime fans certainly were. But on Lunacy, the crowd has a different opinion on Trixie. They LOVE this woman! Perhaps because she's the only woman that's been able to successfully stand up to The System.

Whooves: She may have stood up to them, but is she going to be able to win the war AGAINST them? I hate to say it, but this isn't going to be an "easy" match for Trixie by any stretch of the imagination. Cadance is a member of The System for a very good reason, mind you. She's is LOADED with capability. She's incredibly savvy. The first Crater Chick Champion, as well as the first and so far only two-time Champion The EWF has had. But above all else? She's undeniably WICKED. When she steps into that ring, she is truly a malicious and vile competitor, which is merely an extension of her actual personality.

Discord: -nods- Cadance is looking to DISMANTLE Trixie tonight. For all the embarrassment she's caused to herself, and The System by and large. There's a lot riding on this match for BOTH individuals. If Cadance loses, who knows how The System is going to react? She's carrying not only her pride, but the reputation of her group on her shoulders. As for Trixie? If she's not victorious tonight, then everyone will question her decision to walk away from The System. They'll wonder if she's good enough to thrive on her own. And with the way Trixie is… Her own pride, her own ego will take a major hit. A loss here at Boiling Point could completely wreck her confidence. How can you claim to be great and powerful when you can't even defeat your arch-rival?

-Trixie enters the ring and removes her cape and hat-

Whooves: Excellent point, Discord. One woman will either capture the ire of her faction, or the other will lose faith in her own abilities.

Match 6: Cadance vs Trixie

-6 minutes later-

-Trixie runs off the ropes, looking to take Cadance down to the mat. But Cadance sidesteps her and goes behind her back, wrapping both of her hands around Trixie's neck-

Whooves: And there's a sleeper hold! Cadance catches Trixie in a sleeper hold!

Ahuizotl: Cadance… Pressing the biceps against one side of the neck… And the inner bone of the forearm against the other side. This hold is designed to wear your opponent down. And if Cadance is persistent enough, perhaps she can choke Trixie out right here, and end this match early!

-Trixie has now dropped to her knees as Cadance keeps the pressure applied. After many more seconds, Cadance brings both of her legs up and falls backwards, landing on the mat as she now has both legs wrapped around Trixie's neck.

Garble: OH CHRIST! Cadance is now constricting Trixie with her legs, and look at the bend! Trixie has been bent back to extreme measures!

(It looks like this, bend and all: iDOTgyazoDOTcom/312d590ca67a8bec2c0a3971d359108bDOTgif )

Ahuizotl: The legs are the longest ligaments in the body, so this is essentially draining even MORE of Trixie's energy! Not to mention, it does a number on her back with the bending.

-Cadance then transitions from the headscissors to rolling herself over onto her belly, while the headscissors is still applied. Cadance then begins bringing her legs up and thrusting them down again and again, which drives Trixie's head into the mat-

Whooves: And there are the push-up facebusters, which you so pervertedly coined "The Scissors Stomp," Garble.

Garble: WHAT?! Where did that come from?! I called it that because Cadance has her opponent in a figure four HEADSCISSORS, and then she's stomping their head into the mat! It makes perfect sense, you ACCUSER!

Whooves: Riiiiight… Well, nonetheless, it's a very devastating maneuver. It could wind up incapacitating Trixie!

-8 minutes later-

-Cadance places Trixie's head in between her legs and then grabs Trixie's stomach and lifts her over her shoulders and holds both of Trixie's arms in a cross position over her head-

Discord: Trixie's war against The System may end right here! Cadance has Trixie in position for the Star Cross! (basically Sheamus' old "High Cross" finisher that he used for a few years. Or you may know it better as Razor Ramon's "Razor's Edge.")

-Trixie wiggles her way out of the move and lands on her feet behind Trixie's back. She then is the one to lift Cadance up into the air by placing her in a cobra clutch and then lifting Cadance off of her feet by her neck. Trixie then jumps backwards, falling face down while also driving Cadance back-first into the mat-

Whooves: ONE AND ONLY! A HUGE MOVE BY TRIXIE!

-The fans are cheering loudly as Trixie makes a cover-

*1…...2…-Cadance gets a shoulder up, causing much of the fans to let out an audible "awwwwwww" in disappointment-

Garble: Say what you will about Cadance, but she's got a hell of a lot of intestinal fortitude inside that hateful body of hers!

Crowd: TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE! TRI-XIE!

-3 minutes later-

-Cadance tucks and slides her arms under Trixie's armpits and then clutches her lower jaw. Then, Cadance lifts Trixie up, looking to nail her with her finisher, the Heart to Heart. Once again, however, Trixie is able to slip out of Cadance's grasp. As soon as she lands on her feet, she swings her hands and chops the sides of Cadance's neck-

Ahuizotl: Trixie escapes the Heart to Heart, and then the Mongolian Chop with the edges of her hands!

-As Cadance is stunned, Trixie runs off the ropes and twirls herself to where she winds up behind Cadance. She then hooks a leg over Cadance's opposite leg. Trixie then forces Cadance to one side, traps one of Cadance's arms with her own arm, and drapes their free leg over Cadance's neck, forcing it downward-

Garble: AND JUST LIKE THAT! SO FLAWLESSLY AND FLUIDLY, CADANCE FINDS HERSELF IN THE URSA LOCK!

-The crowd is going nuts as Trixie smirks, knowing she's got Cadance right where she wants her-

Ahuizotl: That Mongolian chop caught Cadance off guard! She wasn't anywhere NEAR prepared for The Ursa Lock!

Crowd: TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT! *CLAPCLAP* TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT! *CLAPCLAP* TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT! *CLAPCLAP* TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT! *CLAPCLAP* TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT! *CLAPCLAP* TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT! *CLAPCLAP* TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT! *CLAPCLAP* TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT! *CLAPCLAP* TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT! *CLAPCLAP* TAP OUT, BIIITCH, TAP OUT!

Whooves: Giving up might be the only option Cadance has at this junction! Trixie has her all out of sorts!

-After at least half a minute in the hold, Cadance puts forth a last ditch effort to escape the hold. She runs backwards towards the nearest corner and jumps backwards, thus landing ass-first on the mat while driving Trixie's upper back into the middle turnbuckle, and her lower back into the bottom-

Whooves: That was an extremely desperate move right there by Cadance! She literally DOVE backwards in able to break The Ursa Lock!

Discord: Can't blame her at all. She wants to win this match, and she can't do that when she's being held captive in The Ursa Lock.

-Cadance crawls away a bit from the corner, and when Trixie rises to her feet, she once again tries to hit the Heart to Heart, and it is successful this time around-

Garble: HEART TO HEART! Cadance pulls it off to perfection this time!

Ahuizotl: IS TRIXIE DOWN? IS TRIXIE OUT?!

*1…..2….-Trixie BARELY manages to kick out-

Ahuizotl: NO SHE'S NOT! BY GOD SHE WON'T STAY DOWN! THIS GIRL WILL NOT GO OUT!

-Cadance places a few of her knuckles in her mouth and bites down on them slightly, showing how upset she is-

Whooves: Cadance has hit Trixie with her best shot, but it wasn't enough to defeat her! What else could she POSSIBLY do to achieve victory?!

-2 minutes later-

-While Trixie is lying on the mat, Cadance walks over to a corner and begins undoing the top turnbuckle pad-

Whooves: Uh oh… Cadance has something devious in mind here, no doubt…

Discord: But she's untying that turnbuckle RIGHT in front of the referee!

-Cadance throws the turnbuckle pad out onto the ring apron before walking away from the corner, and heading to the one diagonal of it-

Referee: HEY! What do you think you're doing?! -He goes to retrieve the turnbuckle pad as Cadance gets on her knees and crawls under the ring post, reaching her arm out long enough to grab onto her lead pipe, which had still been lying on the steel steps this entire match-

Ahuizotl: Ah… I see now… Trixie kicked out of the Heart to Heart, so this is Cadance's grand plan to take her out of commission! Distract the referee, and swoop in with the lead pipe and bash it against her dome!

Discord: It's better than nothing. Trixie has been a thorn in Cadance's side all month long, and she's just about to extract that thorn!

Whooves: But is it really so hard to do something the RIGHT WAY for once?!

Garble: When you're up against someone the likes of Trixie… Yeah it is.

Discord: That's the kind of competitor Cadance is, Whooves. Very resourceful. She'll do whatever it takes to win.

Whooves: I think it's pathetic…

Discord: Of course you do! But I'm willing to bet that if Trixie used the lead pipe against her, you'd be all for it, right?!

-As Trixie gets to her feet and turns around, Cadance rushes towards her, pipe in hand. She raises it into the air, and as she brings it down towards Trixie, she responds by bringing on her legs up and kicking at Cadance's hand, which causes her to promptly drop the pipe-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd goes crazy with cheers- And Trixie is very resourceful in her own right! Using any limb she can to get out of a tight spot!

-Cadance is now keeled over, grabbing at her hand as Trixie walks up towards her and does the usual set up to her finisher. In a matter of seconds, Cadance once again finds herself face-to-face with The Ursa Lock!-

Whooves: -the crowd's cheers get even louder- THERE IT IS! "LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN," SAYS TRIXIE!

Garble: The crowd is SCREAMING at Cadance to tap out! To give up! She was able to find a way to escape the first time around, but I don't know if she'll be so lucky now!

-The pressure of The Ursa Lock soon begins to wear Cadance down to the point where she drops to a knee, followed soon by dropping to her other knee, as well-

Discord: Cadance is fading! Trixie may have this match in the bag!

-Finally, Cadance collapses onto the match, with gives Trixie to opportunity to wrap BOTH of her legs around Cadance's neck now-

Ahuizotl: CADANCE HAS LOST HER BALANCE! TRIXIE INTENSIFIES THE PRESSURE!

-Cadance tries to reach the pipe with her free hand, as it is close to her-

Garble: But Cadance is still HELL BENT on using that pipe! Even though the referee has put the turnbuckle pad back on, and he's now paying attention to the match again!

Discord: I don't think she cares if she gets Disqualified at this point! She might be feeling like this is the end, anyway! That she's going to lose right here! So why not FORCE your way out of the submission hold without actually tapping out?

Whooves: So, what you're saying is that Cadance is going to take the COWARD'S way out as usual?

Ahuizotl: That's exactly what he's saying.

-Just as Cadance is able to touch the lead pipe with her index and middle fingers, another figure slides into the ring, eliciting many cheers from the crowd-

Discord: What the….? COLGATE?!

Ahuizotl: COLGATE JUST RAN DOWN THE RAMP, AND HAS HIT THE RING!

-Colgate leans down, and picks up the lead pipe herself before she exits the ring, leaving Cadance to screech in both sorrow and pain-

Whooves: Colgate, from Friday Night Sublime just DISPOSED of Cadance's weapon of choice!

Garble: Haha! I love it! Now we're going to see if Cadance has what it takes to remove herself from this situation!

Ahuizotl: Now that she no longer has access to the lead pipe, Cadance can't take the easy way out this time! So will she submit, or be able to make her way to the ropes?

Garble: We're about to find out. CRUNCH TIME for Cadance!

-We soon find out the answer, as Cadance, with tears in her eyes, and clenched teeth begins to slowly pat the canvas with the back of her hand, bringing the crowd to their feet in jovialness-

Whooves: SHE GAVE UP! CADANCE COULD TAKE THE PAIN NO MORE!

-Trixie releases her grip on Cadance and crawls away from her body. The referee hands her personalized microphone to her as she lies on her side on the mat-

Trixie: -a bit out of breath- Here… is YOUR WINNERRRR… As per EXPECTED….. THE GREEEEAAAAAT… AND POWERFUUUUUULLLL… TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXIIIII-

-Trixie is silenced as Colgate runs up from behind and bashes the lead pipe into the back of her neck. This sends Trixie off of her side and face-down into the mat, grabbing at the back of her neck in pain to an influx of crowd boos-

Ahuizotl: OH NO! And Colgate takes this opportunity to blindside Trixie from behind! While she was announcing herself as the winner, no less!

Discord: Cadance left that lead pipe as a souvenir, and Colgate GLADLY used it to make her point!

-Colgate throws the lead pipe to the side. She then picks up Trixie's custom microphone, ripping off the foam square that rests around the base of the microphone which shows Trixie's logo (or cutie mark in another universe.) She sets Trixie up in a seated position before she begins driving the part of the microphone you speak into down into Trixie's forehead. Each time she does this, it creates a loud "THUD" sound, and elicits a lot of feedback from the force at which it's being driven into Trixie's head-

Garble: And now Colgate is BRUTALIZING Trixie's forehead with her own microphone!

-After about a dozen more shots with the microphone, Colgate throws that away, too. She then shoves Trixie back down on the mat before she drives her knee right into her stomach. She keeps her knee there as she grinds it into the belly while she places her hand inside of Trixie's mouth and begins to yank and pull on any teeth she can find-

Ahuizotl: And now Colgate stretches Trixie's mouth wide open for a Cavity Search!

Whooves: Trixie just finished up a grueling match, but we all know Colgate doesn't give a damn about the torment you just went through! She's all about inflicting her OWN brand of torture!

Discord: And there may be nobody better at dishing out pain than Colgate! Trixie has crossed paths with her before, and she once again finds herself on the receiving end of Colgate's fury!

-After many more seconds, Colgate removes her hand from Trixie's mouth. She glares at her menacingly before exiting the ring, being led up the ramp by countless amounts of jeers from the crowd-

Whooves: Colgate has certainly made her mark on Boiling Point so far… She could become The World Fighter's Champion in tonight's Main Event. But for now, she's left the demoralized body of Trixie in her wake. THIS is what her five other opponents have to deal with later on tonight.

Garble: Colgate steps inside the Hell In A Cell structure later on in the show. But in the meantime, she just put Trixie through her very own severe bout of Hell!

-Trixie can only lie on the mat, coughing up a storm and clenching at her sore jaw-

*Match 7 occurs*

Whooves: We're about ready for another Championship match at Boiling Point. A match that has been over TEN YEARS in the making. The most personal bout you will see tonight… Diamond Tiara, The Crater Chick Champion… Turf, The Challenger.

Garble: These two girls have been at each other's throats for the past few months, and at last they're going to do battle tonight, with The Crater Chick Championship at stake. But it's not JUST about the title. These two used to be best friends. They used to ride together, ever since the tender age of 8 years old. But a recent change of heart turned their strong friendship, into an even stronger hatred!

*A promo package plays, highlighting Diamond Tiara and Turf's days as members of The Mean Girls, followed by the beginning of their falling-out, and lastly, the night Diamond Tiara won The Crater Chick Championship, where Turf and Silver Spoon turned their backs on her, going all the way through to the contract signing on the past episode of Lunacy*

-We returned to the ring, as the fans are quite hyped about this battle. Many boos enter the arena, however, as "Sky's The Limit" by CFO$ begins to play-

Madden: The followiiing conteeest, scheduled fooor OOOOONE FAAAALL, iiis, foooor THHHEEEE CRAAAAAATEEEEERRR CHIIIIIIIIIIIICK.. CHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIIOOOOOONSHIIIIIIIIIIIIP! Introducing first… THE CHALLENGERRRR… Accompaniiied, byyyy SIIIIILVER SPOOOOOON! Froooom LOOOOONEEEEYVIIIIILLEEEE! Weighing in at 122 POOOOUNDS… TUUUUUUUUUUUURF!

Ahuizotl: The issues between Turf and Diamond Tiara began the night after Frontline, when Diamond Tiara underwent a complete transformation live on Lunacy. Her crushing loss to Scootaloo the night before opened her eyes, and it made her rethink all the nasty things she had done in the past. Turf and Silver Spoon obviously weren't a fan of Diamond's new outlook on life, but they kept their true feelings relatively under wraps until the next pay per view, Uprising. At that show, Diamond Tiara defeated Midnight Strike to become the new Crater Chick Champion. In the midst of her celebration with her two "besties," however, Turf and Silver Spoon showed their true colors by brutally attacking the new Champion. And from that point on, make no mistake about it, Turf and Diamond Tiara were anything BUT besties.

Discord: When you think about it, the metamorphosis of Diamond's character has done WONDERS for Turf and Silver Spoon. Beforehand, everyone saw Diamond as the leader… Because she was. But the spotlight was always on her. Sure, Turf and Silver Spoon held The Chick Combo Championships, but Diamond always found a way to make everything about herself. Now, on the other hand? Turf and Silver Spoon caught the attention of the audience by DISMANTLING Diamond Tiara. And where has that led us to? Tonight, where Turf is competing for The Crater Chick Championship. Whether you approve of the tactics or not, you must admit, it's been a great gameplan by these two.

Whooves: Turf was always the instigator. The problem solver. She was Diamond Tiara's muscle. And tonight, Turf might be able to muscle her way to becoming the brand new Crater Chick Champion! And then the spotlight would REALLY be on her.

Discord: Oh, she'd have even MORE bling to carry around! About 20 pound more, to be exact.

Turf: -as she climbs up on the apron- WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH?! -the crowd boos in response- THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S ME! AND I'M GONNA BE THE BADDEST CHAMPION Y'ALL EVER DID SEE! -She then flaunts her knuckle jewelry before entering the ring-

Ahuizotl: She is so full of herself… And she got her arrogance from, ironically, Diamond Tiara.

Discord: Everything about who the kind of person Turf is today, she gained from being around Diamond Tiara all those years. Her pomp, her style, her attitude, her aggression. And when you blend it all together, you are looking at the woman who could end the reign of Diamond Tiara. Diamond is the one who CREATED Turf; the one who made her who she is… And the cruel irony is? Turf could be Diamond's downfall. Her very own creation… May wind up DESTROYING her.

-As Turf removes her shutter shades, the sound of "Rich Girls" by The Virgins brings the crowd to their feet at once-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! Froooom LOOOOONEEEEYVIIIIIIIIILLEEEE! Weighing in at 125 POOOOOUNDS… She iiiis, THHHHE CRRRRRRAAAAATERRRR CHIIIIIIIIIIIIICK CHAAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIIOOOOOON….. DIIIIIIIAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND.. TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ahuizotl: And here she comes! The Crater Chick Champion, who has valiantly been defending her Championship whenever she is able to for three months now. It would be a damn shame to see that reign come to an end so soon. Diamond has so many other challengers she could be pitted against, and selfishly, I don't want to see it end!

Whooves: Turf has stepped her game up in recent weeks in order to receive a title shot. But Diamond Tiara stepped up her game the night after Frontline, just about four months ago. Her new lease on life also instilled in her a tremendous fighting spirit, and the versatility to be able to take on anyone and anytime, and still be able to walk away with her Championship in hand!

Discord: She's turned back the likes of Rarity, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Silver Spoon among others, in order to hold onto The Crater Chick Championship. And there-in lies Diamond Tiara's advantage… She's got more big match experience than just about anybody. And not only that, but she also happens to WIN every big match that she's in! Turf is inexperienced when it comes to huge singles matches like this, because, well, she's never been in one up until this point.

Ahuizotl: But Turf also has a big advantage on her own side, and her name.. Is Silver Spoon. She's been involved in this fiasco the entire time! She despises Diamond just as much as her bestie does! And if you don't think that she'll try to interfere in this match if she sees an opening, then you're out of your damn mind!

Whooves: Very true. Diamond Tiara is outnumbered, but she has the entire EWF fan-base on her side, and I think that counts for something.

Garble: It counts for A LOT! Combined with Diamond's incredible talent, along with the crowd's adoration of her, Turf may be in for a VERY rough night.

-Diamond poses on the top rope with her Championship before hopping back down to the mat. She hands the referee her Championship and begins stretching her arms as he holds it up-

-A very large portion of the crowd chants "LET'S GO DIA-MOND" while a small portion responds with "LET'S GO TURF!"-

Discord: Both women seem to have their supporters tonight, but there are more Diamond fans by a wide margins.

Turf: -turning to face the crowd- YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE CHEERING FOR ME AFTER I SHOW YOU HOW BIG OF A LOSER DIAMOND REALLY IS! -she receives even more boos afterwards-

Garble: Tough words by Turf. Somehow, I doubt that's going to be the case, and she may have just fired up her opponent even more.

Match 8: Crater Chick Championship - Diamond Tiara vs Turf

-4 minutes later-

-Turf crawls out to the floor from under the bottom rope, trying to escape Diamond's onslaught. Diamond exits the ring from the other side and goes after her-

Whooves: And here comes The Champion, not wanting Turf to go too far!

-As Diamond passes the corner where Turf is lying, trying to catch her breath, Silver Spoon shows up behind Diamond-

Silver Spoon: COME ON, TURF! GET UP!

-Diamond turns around and threatens Silver by glaring at her, which causes her to scamper away-

Whooves: Smart move by Diamond. You never know what Silver Spoon might try to do when your back is turned.

-Diamond then turns around and continues walking towards Turf, who surprises Diamond by springing to her feet and shoving Diamond face-first into the ringpost-

Ahuizotl: OH GOSH! Diamond Tiara's head just bounced off the steel post!

Discord: Maybe turning to meet Silver Spoon wasn't such a smart idea after all. It gave Turf a few extra moments to collect herself!

-With a vicious scowl on her face, Turf stands Diamond up and positions her to where her back is against the post. She then slides back into the ring, standing in front of the corner where Diamond is set up on the outside-

Ahuizotl: What does Turf have in mind here? If she just leaves Diamond out there to get counted out, her Championship opportunity will go to waste!

-Turf gets on her knees in the corner and brings her arms under the bottom turnbuckle, where she grabs a hold of both of Diamond's arms. Turf then gets to her feet, but keeps herself slouched over as she begins yanking on Diamond's arms by pulling them back towards her, soon adding even more pressure as she puts one of her feet against the base of the bottom turnbuckle pad, using it for leverage-

Whooves: -as the crowd OHHHHs and cringes at the way Turf is punishing Diamond- GOOD GOD! LOOK AT THIS! TURF IS TUGGING ON DIAMOND TIARA'S ARMS INSIDE THE RING WHILE DIAMOND IS PROPPED UP AGAINST THE RING POST OUTSIDE THE RING!

Discord: That is absolutely SINISTER! That is putting an IMMENSE amount of pressure on her back, let me tell you!

Ahuizotl: YOU CAN HEAR DIAMOND TIARA'S WAILS AND SCREAMS OF AGONY FILL THE ARENA! SHE IS GOING THROUGH SOME EXCRUCIATING PAIN RIGHT NOW!

-Turf releases her grip on Diamond's arms before the referee can get to the 5 count. Since Diamond now has nothing holding her against the ring post, she promptly collapses to the floor, her right hand resting against her back-

Whooves: Luckily the regulations of professional wrestling forced Turf to let go of that TORTUOUS hold! Otherwise, Diamond Tiara's reign as Crater Chick Champion would've been in serious jeopardy!

Garble: I would say it still IS in jeopardy after the lengths Turf just went to! Her back may not be able to recover after the hell she was just put through! Her arms are also probably feeling like rubber after Turf just stretched them out.

-Turf mocks the crowd by throwing her arms into the air and celebrating like she's already won the title, which the crowd does not appreciate at all-

(Wish I could've described what Turf was just doing to Diamond better. I also wish I had an example of it, but I've never seen it in a wrestling match before. Or at least, I don't remember. I hope you guys understood, nonetheless.)

-7 minutes later-

-As Turf gets to her feet in the middle of the ring, Diamond turns her around forcefully and wraps both arms around her neck. She then begins running, but before she can hit The Diamond Cutter, Turf is able to wriggle her way out of Diamond's grasp just as Diamond leaves her feet to execute the move. Turf is then able to push on Diamond's back with both hands, which sends Diamond towards the corner just in front of her, where Diamond's ass lands on top of the middle turnbuckle and her feet dangle off the sides of the turnbuckle-

Whooves: TERRIFIC counter by Turf! If that Diamond Cutter would've connected, this match would be over!

Discord: But look at the precarious position in which Diamond has found herself in! She was sent ONTO the middle turnbuckle pad!

-This leaves Diamond wide open for Turf to walk up to her, put her hands on both of Diamond's shoulder blades, use them to bring herself off her feet and into the air and fall backwards, which brings Diamond off of the middle turnbuckle and allows her back to be driven into the knees of Turf!-

Garble: -as the crowd OHHHs at the impact- AND OFF THE TURNBUCKLE SHE GOES! TURF'S KNEES LODGING THEMSELVES INTO HER BACK!

(Again, wish I could describe this perfectly. I've seen that same counter done with bulldogs, but couldn't find any clips of it.)

-Turf then immediately flips Diamond off of her knees and onto her stomach, where Turf then lays at her side and places her in a Crossface-

Ahuizotl: Diamond's rolled over onto her stomach… SOD OFF NECKTIE! THE SOD OFF NECKTIE IS CINCHED IN, AND DIAMOND TIARA'S SPIRIT COULD BE CHOKED OUT OF HER BODY!

Crowd: PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP!

Whooves: DIAMOND TIARA, WRITHING IN PAIN ONCE AGAIN! CAN SHE FIGHT IT?! CAN SHE RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO GIVE UP?!

Turf: TAP, BITCH! TAAAAAAP! SHOW EVERYONE WHAT I'VE KNOWN ALL THESE YEARS… THAT I'M GREATER THAN YOU! I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN!

Ahuizotl: Don't listen to her, Diamond! We've seen how great you are! And you can only become even greater with time!

Crowd: DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND!

Discord: This crowd, trying to keep Diamond in the game! Trying to keep her alive in this fight!

-Turf continues to wrench back on the hold, bringing her body closer to the legs of Diamond. Diamond uses this to her advantage, as she brings her left foot up and then down into the top of Turf's head-

Whooves: And a vicious kick from The Champion!

-Diamond repeatedly brings the bottom of her foot down onto Turf's head, which ultimately forces her to break the hold and roll away from Diamond, holding her head-

Ahuizotl: DIAMOND BROKE THE HOLD! HOW RESOURCEFUL! That was an oversight on Turf's part! The more she bent herself back to apply extra pressure, the easier it was for Diamond to use her long legs to hammer Turf's head until she had no choice but to release the Sod Off Necktie!

-5 minutes later-

-Diamond now sits on the top turnbuckle Turf with her back to her as Diamond has an inverted facelock applied to her-

Whooves: I believe I know what Diamond has in mind here… The Diamond Dus- -Whooves is silenced as Silver Spoon hops up onto the apron, immediately garnering everyone's attention as the crowd replies with endless boos- Wait a minute! Silver Spoon's climbed up onto the apron!

Ahuizotl: Get her down from there! A Championship match is going on!

Crowd: SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE! SIL-VER-SPLOOGE!

Garble: WOW… Never… Never thought I'd hear a chant like that. -he snickers- Only EWF fans...

-As Diamond as her eyes focused on Silver Spoon, Turf brings herself up into the air and strikes Diamond's jaw with a knee. This causes Diamond to release Turf at once-

Discord: And there's a knee that frees Turf from a potential Diamond Dust!

-Turf crawls away from Diamond, who is now sitting on the top turnbuckle, stunned. She doesn't stay up there for long, though, as an individual hops up on the apron next to her, places a hand on her back, and pushes her off-

Whooves: WHO THE BLAZES IS THAT?!

-Diamond is sent flying through the air, where she winds up just above Turf, who leaves her feet as she grabs her head and drives it down into the mat-

Garble: HOLY SHIT! DIAMOND CUTTER BY TURF! TURF JUST STOLE DIAMOND TIARA'S FINISHING MOVE!

-Off of The Diamond Cutter, Turf locks Diamond back in the Sod Off Necktie as the camera focuses on the woman who shoved Diamond off the top rope. She is now standing at ringside, a big grin on her face-

Ahuizotl: That is SONIA FLARE! Sonia Flare, who debuted this past week on Lunacy, and had a HELL of a performance against Diamond Tiara!

Garble: But what is she doing HERE, in THIS MATCH?! I thought she and Diamond had a respect thing going on after their match was over!

Whooves: Well that respect just went right out the window! Turf has Diamond in the center of the ring! Is she going to tap out?!

Ahuizotl: I sure hope not! What a stain that would leave on this fantastic match!

-Diamond tries to crawl towards the ropes, but Turf rolls the both of them away from the ropes and brings them back to the center of the ring-

Discord: BRILLIANT! Diamond just about broke the submission, but Turf made sure she kept a stranglehold on it!

Crowd: DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND!

Ahuizotl: COME ON, DIAMOND! BREAK FREE! BREAK FREEEEEE!

-The pleas of the crowd and the announcers wind up falling on deaf ears. In a matter of seconds, Diamond's hand slowly and gently begins to tap the mat again and again, the crowd responding with a bevy of boos as Silver Spoon and Sonia hug each other at ringside, hopping with delight in their embrace-

Whooves: It's… It's over… Diamond… Diamond Tiara GAVE UP!

-The referee nearly has to PULL Turf off of Diamond, as she had no intention of releasing the hold-

Madden: Here is YOOOOUUUURRRR WIIIIINNEEEERRRR… AAAAND THHHEEEE NEEEEEEEEW.. CRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAATERRRR.. CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK CHAAAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIOOOOOON… TUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRF!

Ahuizotl: OKAY. What… What is going on here?! Diamond Tiara may have very well been closing in on victory, when Silver Spoon interjected herself into the match. Now, that's nothing out of the ordinary. But then, SONIA FLARE of all people hops over the barricade, and shoves Diamond off the top rope. Turf catches her with a Diamond Cutter, and winds up forcing her to tap out to become the new Chick Combo Champion! ...BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN HOW WE GOT TO THAT POINT!

Garble: I'm… I'm completely speechless. I'm just… So lost… What has come over Sonia Flare?! Why did she just cost Diamond Tiara, a woman she RESPECTED, and a woman who she earned the respect OF this past Monday, The Crater Chick Championship?!

Whooves: I'm completely FLABBERGASTED by this development… Sonia Flare has some serious explaining to do! Was this all premeditated?! It MUST have been, right?! There's no way Turf and Silver Spoon did not know about this!

Garble: I'm with you, Doc. This HAD to have been planned!

-Turf and Sonia share a hug in the ring. Silver Spoon claps while jumping up and down before she too joins the hug-

Discord: Well isn't that just touching? We have a new Crater Chick Champion, and she seems to have a new friend!

Ahuizotl: This is FAR from touching! This is SICKENING!

-Turf and Sonia perform The Mean Girls' signature hand gesture (which is a very soft low-five followed by a snap of the fingers. Example: iDOTgyazoDOTcom/f2138157e21ac43b42820b4cdfd8eb6eDOTgif )

Garble: Welp. It's official. That's The Mean Girls' universal She's in. Sonia Flare is in! It looks like The Mean Girls have a new member. They've replaced Diamond Tiara!

Whooves: Heh… That's complete RUBBISH! NOBODY could replace Diamond Tiara! This whole thing is just a load of crap!

-Sonia and Silver stand on opposite sides of Turf and raise both of her hands into the air as Turf holds her newly won Championship up in her right hand-

Ahuizotl: I did not see this coming AT ALL. Turf winning wasn't out of the realm of possibility… But I never once believed SONIA FLARE would factor into the finish of the match! I didn't expect to see her back for a while!

Discord: She opened a lot of eyes this past Monday on Lunacy, and it looks as if Turf and Silver Spoon were impressed enough to bring her on board. This will be a GREAT career move for Sonia! She's now in cahoots with the former Chick Combo Champions, as well as the NEW Crater Chick Champion! Talk about making an impact!

-As the three are celebrating, three women rush the ring from three different positions. Marble Pie runs through the announce table area. Limestone Pie comes down from the ramp, and Pinkie Pie emerges from the crowd and hops over the barricade behind the three target-

Ahuizotl: Here we go again! Who's on tap this time?

Garble: Marble Pie! Limestone Pie AND Pinkie Pie! Three of the four Pie sisters!

-Marble takes down Sonia, Limestone goes after Silver Spoon, and that leaves Pinkie Pie to set her sights on Turf. They all three knock them down to the mat and immediately begin roughing them up, with Pinkie Pie ESPECIALLY going hard on Turf. The crowd is mostly cheering, as those who are being attacked aren't fan favorites-

Whooves: The Mean Girls are being bombarded by this trio of sisters!

Discord: Hey, you know what they say… The family that fights together stays together!

Garble: Yeah, this could be a great way for them to bond. Maybe kicking some ass will help Marble get out of her shell.

-Marble, of course has a hesitant frown on her face as she gingerly throws punches at Sonia's cheeks. Limestone and Pinkie are both aggressive in their own right, yet Pinkie's onslaught is on a WHOLE nother level!-

Ahuizotl: Pinkie Pie is like a woman POSSESSED! Turf's Championship celebration has broken down into turmoil!

Whooves: Pinkie Pie is another participant in tonight's Main Event. But before she challenges for The World Fighter's Championship, she's taking her time to pound on a different titleholder!

-After a few more seconds, the Pie sisters disperse, and they each stand next to their assigned target. Marble goes first, lifting Sonia up to her feet, where she then executes a Quake on her!-

Garble: Looks like they put some real thought into this attack. The sisters appointed themselves each one of The Mean Girls to focus on. I like that.

Whooves: It's simple, but it's proven to be effective!

-Limestone then drops Silver Spoon back down to the mat with a Stone Smasher-

Ahuizotl: And all that leaves is The Champion…

-Pinkie Pie takes her time in lifting Turf up to her feet. She methodically glares at The Champion, peering into her eyes callously before she plants her into the mat with the Pinkie Sense!-

Discord: Down goes The Champion! The Mean Girls have all been laid out! The Pie Sisters have run amuck on the celebration!

Pinkie: Come on, girls. We did our job. -she turns towards the ropes and begins to exit the ring with a cold glare on her face-

Limestone: -smirking, as she cracks her knuckles- That couldn't have been more easy!

Marble: -frowning, as she is worrying if she was punching a little too hard- Mhm…

Whooves: The Mean Girls never had a chance… The Pie Sisters came at them from all different directions, and they made sure there wasn't a possibility that they could put up a fight by constantly staying on their target, and not moving around hardly at all.

Ahuizotl: Pinkie Pie, known to many as a Party Extraordinaire, just threw a giant bash for Turf, congratulating her on her title victory.

Garble: Oh, it was a bash alright! Pinkie and her sisters BASHED The Mean Girls so hard that they won't be able to tell the difference between Crocs and Louis Vuittons!

-Limestone and Marble make their way up the ramp, being led by Pinkie Pie-

Whooves: Well, congrats on becoming The New Crater Chick Champion, Turf… Though she doesn't look like much of a Champion right now…

-The scene The Mean Girls lying in a heap on the canvas soon fades out, as we see Silver Shill backstage-

Silver Shill: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Silver Shill here, and I am standing just outside General Manager Luna's office. Hopefully I'll be able to go in there, and get her thoughts on all of the anarchy that has been taking place tonight. -He turns towards the door and gently knocks on it, as we soon hear Luna's voice reply with a "come in" from the inside- Okay…-he looks at the camera- Here we go…

-Silver then opens up the door, the cameraman following him inside as we see Luna look up from her computer, her tongue hanging out of the side of her mouth in a manner that shows that she is in a competitive mood-

Luna: Oh. Hello there, Silver.

Silver: Good evening, ma'am. I just came by because I'm sure you're well aware of all the chaos that's been going on here at Boiling Point.

Luna: -she sighs- Very much so… Sublime superstars beating down Lunacy stars after their matches, and vice versa. Again and again and again and again. And trust me, it's going to continue all throughout the night, possibly until the very end of the pay per view.

Silver: I wanted to ask you… Do you have the inside scoop as to how these assaults on EWF talent came about? Or are you just as in the dark as I am?

Luna: I was "in the dark," as you say, for a grand total of 5 seconds or so. I saw the first attack of the night transpire, and I was completely blown away. I had literally picked up my phone, and was just about to send my sister a scathing text message, asking her if she had anything to do with this, when my phone vibrated in my hands. I had a text of my own. I checked it, and LO AND BEHOLD, it was from my dear sister, Celestia. I may never forget the contents of said message… It said: "Lunacy doesn't look to be so SUPERIOR right now! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…" and the haha's went on for about 50 more lines…

Silver: So, it's safe to say that your sister ordered Couch-Mate, Happy Trail and Braeburn to attack the winners of The Vaudevillians vs EGO match?

Luna: Oh, most definitely. I angrily replied to the message, asking her if she put those men up to that, and she proudly responded with "YUP hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…" and again, the haha's seemed to never end.

Silver: ...Why do you think your sister launched that first attack?

Luna: I really don't have a clue. I wasn't interested in getting to the bottom of it, at least not at the moment. Rather, I knew that I needed to get EVEN with my sister! Not many people know this, but we've always been VERY competitive with each other. And that competitiveness has only enlarged now that we are the captains of opposing ships. I wasn't going to take her abuse lying down! Lunacy needed to make its OWN impact, so I fired back after the next match of the evening, a Sublime match. I called the first two women I could think of into my office, which just so happened to be Turf and Silver Spoon, and I arranged for them to head out to the ring, and attack The Sublime Tag Team Champions, WHOEVER they may be. And it went off without a hitch! -she proudly smirks- And of course, like everything else Celestia and I have battled against each other in, that began a snowball effect. I launched another attack to try and silence my sister, yet she only wound up coming back at me stronger! It's been a game of one upmanship the ENTIRE night, and I have a feeling that this is just the BEGINNING of the ordeal. I don't know where or WHAT this is leading to, or what my sister's motives are… All I know is that Lunacy can't afford to succumb to Sublime's dastardly tactics! Lunacy is MY show, and I will protect it with my LIFE! So I say BRING IT ON, big sister! -She turns away from the camera and back towards Silver Shill- Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to plan my next barrage on the Sublime roster! -she chuckles lightly as she begins fingering at her phone's touch pad violently-

Silver: Yes, ma'am. I wish you luck in this endeavor. -He and the cameraman walk out of the room, as Luna is not paying attention to the departure in the slightest. She continues to chuckle as the door to her office is closed-

*Matches 9 and 10 occur*

Ahuizotl: It's been a wild night here at Boiling Point so far, ladies and gentlemen. But this next matchup is TRULY going to raise the bar! It's a match I've been most looking forward to tonight. A rematch from Lunapalooza two months ago. 3MB… Will take on The Wythyst Family in a NO HOLDS BARRED Match!

Garble: Expect the unexpected in this match, because there's no telling what these six women are going to put themselves through in that ring, and likely OUTSIDE of the ring, as well! I cannot wait for that bell to ring!

Discord: Well we won't have to wait very long, because that match is up RIGHT NOW! -he rubs his hands together in excitement, a massive grin plastered on his face-

*We're a THREE MA'AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!* -the crowd pops HUGE-

Madden: The followiiing conteeest, iiis a NO. HOOOOLDS. BARRRRED MATCH, scheduled fooor OOOOONE FAAAAAAALL! Introducing first… At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 385 POOOOOUNDS.. AAAARIAAAA BLAAAAZE! SOOOOONAAAAATAAAAAA DUUUUSK! AAAAAND ADAAAAAAAAAGIOOOOOO DAAAAAAZZLLLLLLEEEEEE… THREEEEEEEEE. EEEEEMMMM. BEEEEEEEEEE!

-Adagio, Sonata and Aria walk out onto the stage wearing their usual attire, except their orange, blue and purple tights have been replaced with denim jeans, which are the same color as their respective tights. All of which are stained, and which Aria's have multiple holes in them-

Garble: As you can see, these girls are dressed to FIGHT! They've been looking forward to this match for the past few months, ever since Amay Wythyst began mocking them after their defeat at Lunapalooza.

Whooves: That turned out to be a big mistake by Amay, because LOOK at all the mind-games 3MB have played with her. They robbed her of The Hope Springs Eternal briefcase. They just about sawed her beloved rocking chair CLEAN IN HALF! They've been disrespecting and defiling the legend of "Brother Avery" for weeks now!

Discord: I'm not sure how smart that is of 3MB, but it's certainly put Amay Wythyst in a vulnerable state. But I've got a feeling they're going to regret prodding the beast so often. Amay Wythyst is NOT an individual I would want to toy with!

Whooves: And speaking of toys, Amay Wythyst has called 3MB HER toys in the past. Tonight, she's looking to BREAK those toys, because they made the grave mistake of fighting back against their master.

Discord: Nobody appreciates a cluster of catastrophe more than me, but the variety of violence we're going to be presented with tonight actually has a PURPOSE. It actually comes with a vast tale. That just makes it even more significant to me.

Ahuizotl: That's right. These six women have good REASONS to want to tear each other to shreds, and that's JUST what they'll do tonight. The question is… How many of them will be able to STAND after the dust has settled? And ANOTHER question is… Which group is going to achieve the ultimate payback, by being triumphant?

-3MB stand on the apron and spell their name out with their fingers, as they usually do before they enter the ring. Aria begins pacing around the perimeter of the ring while Adagio cracks her knuckles, and Sonata mentally prepares herself for the battle she's about to take part in-

-The image of the members of 3MB is soon replaced by various flashing, cryptic images to the tune of a very creepy array of sounds. The last thing we see is the sheep mask of Ericka Rowan, accompanied by a *DEH!* The crowd is incredibly lively as light returns to the arena, on the titantron, in the form of a lantern held by none other than Amay Wythyst. She holds the lantern up to her side to reveal her face, and lightly illuminate the faces of Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper-

Amay: ….We're here…-with that, she blows the lantern out, thus beginning her theme song, which the crowd has no problem clapping along to the beat of. Many fans also pull out their cell phones and turn on their flashlight capabilities, lightning up the dark arena-

Ahuizotl: What a breathtaking, yet frightening scene… And it's all for this group… These three intimidating, perplexing… Necromantic figures. Ericka Rowan… Lucy Harper… And of course, their fearless leader… Amay Wythyst.

Garble: Harper and Rowan will follow Amay Wythyst to the very ends of this Earth. And tonight… Amay is leading them right into a war. A war that 3MB ASKED FOR… Think about that! 3MB DEMANDED that this rematch be a No Holds Barred match!

Whooves: And a lot of people have been calling Adagio, Sonata and Aria "nuts" for wanting such a thing, but I call it "admirable."

Discord: Of course YOU would, Whooves! You're just like those nutjobs in 3MB! It IS insane what they asked for! No team of three, no team of two, no ONE woman has been able to beat ANY member of The Wythyst Family! And nobody has been able to figure out what makes them tick! As far as I'm concerned, 3MB lost this "war," if you can even call it that, the moment they issued this challenge.

Whooves: 3MB knew ALL of this going into Boiling Point. They are well aware with how difficult it is to decipher Amay's words, her message. They knew what Ericka Rowan and Lucy Harper are willing to do to please their matriarch. And though they don't know who he is, they understand that Brother Avery played an ENORMOUS role in shaping these three women into who they are today.

Ahuizotl: 3MB wanted to have this match to get back at The Wythyst Family for nearly costing them their friendship, their partnership, and their SISTERHOOD! Amay Wythyst nearly broke up the band, and that is something 3MB cannot let go of until they show The Wythyst Family what it is like to be tortured, as she did to the three of them a few months ago!

-Amay makes it down to the bottom of the ramp, her "sisters" standing at her sides as Amay takes a seat in her rocking chair. She soon extinguishes the lantern, at which point the lights come on and reveal Adagio Dazzle to be on the top rope to Amay's left, and Sonata on the top rope to her right. There is also Aria Blaze, who jumps up onto the top rope in the middle of the two. All three ladies jump out of the ring as soon as the lights rise up. Sonata crashes into Lucy Harper with a Crossbody, as does Adagio to Ericka Rowan, but Aria springboards outside the ring and hits a Seated Senton on Amay. (as seen here: youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=gXXaT5_dQdQ ) This completely engulfs the crowd with cheers, and the force of Aria's Seated Senton sends Amay falling backwards, which knocks over the rocking chair and causes her to roll out of it-

Ahuizotl: AND 3MB! FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, TAKING OUT ALL THREE MEMBERS OF THE WYTHYST FAMILY!

Discord: AMAY GOT KNOCKED OUT OF HER SEAT! WOWZA!

-Adagio, Aria and Sonata get to their feet and pat each other on the back before they look out into the crowd, feeling the energy radiating off of them. Adagio jumps up onto the nearby barricade and helps fire them up even more-

Whooves: 3MB took flight as soon as the lightning returned to The Symposium, effectively catching The Wythyst Family COMPLETELY off guard! How intelligent of them! Take the fight out to them!

Crowd: 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B!

Garble: AND THE CROWD ABSOLUTELY ADORES IT! THAT is the kind of aggression 3MB is going to need if they want to defeat The Wythyst Family!

-The referee makes the decision to call for the bell to be rung-

Ahuizotl: Good call by the referee! Who KNOWS how long these six will be brawling outside the ring, so let's just get this thing underway right now!

Match 11: No Holds Barred - 3MB vs The Wythyst Family

-As the bell rings, Aria picks up the lantern from off the ground as Amay begins to stumble to her feet-

Whooves: What… What's Aria going to do with Amay's lantern?

-We find that out, as, when Amay turns around, Aria brings the lantern down RIGHT across her forehead! The fans "OHHHHH" in astonishment as hundreds of shards of glass fly out all at once-

Ahuizotl: JEEEEESUS! AN EXPLOSION OF GLASS, AS AMAY WYTHYST'S LANTERN GETS DRIVEN INTO HER FOREHEAD!

Discord: -laughing manically- I LOVE THAT! Now pick up one of the pieces of glass and JAM it into Amay's skin!

Whooves: WHOA. Easy there, Cowboy! This is a No Holds Barred Match, NOT a Death Match!

Discord: -he folds his arms with a scowl- Hmph! It SHOULD be…

Crowd: OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD! OH-MY-GOD!

Garble: They said it! -The camera catches a glimpse of Amay's face as she is now sitting up on the floor amidst of puddle of glass- LOOK… LOOK AT AMAY'S FACE! Blood is STREAMING down her forehead!

-Amay brings some of her fingers to her face. She soon pulls her fingers back and examines them. She first begins to laugh lowly, but it soon turns into a full-fledged cackle-

Whooves: SHE'S… SHE'S LAUGHING! AMAY WYTHYST IS LAUGHING AT THE SIGHT OF HER OWN BLOOD!

Discord: That is just… AWESOME!

Ahuizotl: That is NOT the word I would use to describe it… More like "hair-raising"!

Discord: Yeah, well that's YOU.

-Adagio chucks Ericka Rowan into the barricade while Lucy Harper and Sonata brawl near the announce tables. Harper soon gets the upperhand as she lands a double palm strike to her chin, a very loud "smack" sound following-

Garble: And Sonata isn't showing any fear against The Wythyst Family now, as she takes TWO hard palm strike from Lucy Harper!

Whooves: I'm not comfortable with these two being right in front of us, especially this early in the match!

-The force of the palm strikes sends Sonata onto the announce table, where Harper climbs up after her-

Discord: Run away then, Whooves, you SISSY! I LOVE when this happens!

Ahuizotl: It's to be expected in a No Holds Barred Match!

-Harper between Sonata's legs with her right arm and reaches around Sonata's neck from the same side with her left arm. She then lift Sonata up and turns her around so that she is held upside down, as in a scoop slam. Harper then falls off the announce table into a seated position while driving Sonata's neck and back into the floor-

Whooves: LUCY HARPER! MICHINOKU DRIVER ON THE UNFORGIVING FLOOR!

Ahuizotl: There is nothing but CONCRETE under that protective padding, but it hardly cushions the fall! And it stings even MORE since Harper was an extra 8 feet off the ground!

Harper: -gazing around the arena as she touches both of her index and middle fingers to her mouth before slowly spreading them apart- YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEEEAAAAAAH!

-4 minutes later-

-Aria is sent rolling out of the ring after a nasty Big Boot from Harper-

Whooves: Aria is sent out of the ring. But I've got a feeling that Lucy Harper isn't finished with her yet!

-Whooves would be right. Harper runs off the ropes and heads straight to where Aria is now on her feet. What she doesn't expect is, when her head goes through the middle rope, Aria brings a cookie sheet out from behind her back and WHACKS it into Harper's forehead! This causes Harper to fall back into the ring as the crowd goes crazy-

Garble: FUCK! Aria pulled a metal cookie sheet out from under the ring, and hit a DINGER with it!

-Aria looks behind herself at the crowd, and holds up the cookie sheet to a large amount of cheers. She then turns back to the ring as Adagio makes her way back inside-

Aria: 'Dagi! Here! -she tosses the cookie sheet into the ring, where Adagio catches it, a big smile on her face as she then lays it down in the middle of the ring-

Discord: What's Adagio going to do with that? I've heard she can bake some mean brownies, but that sheet is in NO condition to bake with! It's got a giant dent in the middle of it!

Whooves: I think the cookie sheet will be used strictly for the purpose of punishing whoever comes across it.

Discord: Darn! That's a shame. I'm getting quite famished over here...

-Adagio brings Harper to her feet and positions her above the cookie sheet. She then applies a front facelock to Harper before lifting her off the ground, followed by falling backwards as she plants Harper's head into the cookie sheet with a Lifting DDT!-

Ahuizotl: RAZZLE DAZZLE, ON THE COOKIE SHEET! THAT DENT JUST GOT A LITTLE BIGGER!

Whooves: AND COULD THAT MAKE A DENT IN THE WYTHYST FAMILY'S UNDEFEATED STREAK?!

-Adagio flips Harper over onto her back before hooking one leg while wrapping Harper's other leg with both of her own-

*1..*

Garble: DAMN! Lucy Harper got a shoulder up at ONE! And a very EARLY ONE at that!

Whooves: You must be KIDDING with me! Most people wouldn't be able to get a shoulder up from that AT ALL! But Lucy Harper kicked out before the count of TWO! What are these girls from The Wythyst Family MADE OF?!

Discord: It's all about the will of making Brother Avery proud. That's what keeps them going.

-6 minutes later-

-Amay has her arm hooked around Adagio's neck right in front of the English announce speaking table. She then lifts her off of her feet and slams her down onto the table-

Whooves: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! Amay Wythyst just performed a Uranage on Adagio and drove her back-first down onto our announce table!

Discord: And she didn't even bother to take the table cover off! How rude of her.

-Amay then walks over and climbs up onto the Spanish announce table. She waits for Adagio to get back up to her feet before she begins running across the Spanish table. She hops over the small space separating the two announce tables and lands on the English table. She continues rushing towards Adagio until, when she gets close enough, she dives horizontally towards Adagio and drives the right side of her body into the chest of Adagio. The momentum and violence of the crossbody sends both women FLYING off the edge of the announce table, where they then soar OVER the timekeeper's area and crash down into the crowd-

Garble: THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! AMAY WYTHYST JUST COLLIDED INTO ADAGIO DAZZLE AND SENT HER AND HERSELF OVER THE BARRICADE, AND INTO THE CAPACITY CROWD!

Whooves: That was one hell of a forceful Crossbody by Amay Wythyst! That should've driven ALL of the air out of Adagio's lungs!

Ahuizotl: These women are going to KILL each other at this rate!

-5 minutes later-

-Aria and Sonata work together to set up a table in the ring, and Rowan is the lucky recipient who gets placed onto it upon it being set up-

Whooves: Ericka Rowan has been placed on that table! Better that one than ours!

Discord: I would prefer it to be ours! That would be swell!

-Aria climbs up to the top rope, her back turned towards Rowan. Sonata follows, facing Rowan as she rests on Aria's left shoulder-

Ahuizotl: Oh gosh! Are they going to...?

Whooves: I believe they are. 3MB calls this, -as he's speaking, Aria flings Sonata off of her shoulder, sending her into the air. Sonata flips herself over- PERFECT HARMONYYYYY! -Rowan is able to roll off the table at the last second, as Sonata lands on the table back-first, imploding it on contact!- SONATA DUSK! THROUGH THE TABLE! ERICKA ROWAN BARELY ABLE TO GET OUT OF HARM'S WAY!

Discord: That high risk didn't pay off at all! And it could wind up costing 3MB this match!

-Before Aria can turn around and lower herself onto the mat, Rowan walks up to her and places both hands on her butt. She then shoves her off the top rope, where Aria flies down onto the barricade below, crashing onto the top of it chest-first!-

Garble: And now Aria gets taken out! DAMN! Sonata, Aria and Adagio! They're ALL down!

-Rowan runs off the ropes before leaving her feet and landing chest-first on Sonata with her stomach-

Whooves: BIG SPLASH! BIG SPLASH TO SONATA!

*1….2…-Sonata kicks out, much to the fans' delight-

Whooves: AND A KICK OUT! Sonata may be down at the moment, but she will not STAY down!

Crowd: SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA!

Discord: That little lady has a TON of heart, being able to endure crashing through a table, as well as being pounced on by Ericka Rowan!

Ahuizotl: All of 3MB have earned a reputation of being loaded with courage! It's why these fans love them so much!

-2 minutes later-

-While Aria is still laying on the floor after crashing onto the barricade, Amay Wythyst stalks over to her body and brings her up to her feet-

Ahuizotl: And Amay Wythyst with a very sly, sinister stride up to Aria Blaze…

-Amay stands in front of the barricade with her back to it as she bends Aria backwards. She then falls, making sure to swing Aria up and drive her face into the barricade to a plethora of OHHHHHHHs from the crowd- (Example: gyazoDOTcom/65f273c5d346997728d5f649adfe5005 )

Garble: BROTHER AVERY! WYTHYST NAILS THE BROTHER AVERY, FLATTENING ARIA INTO THE BARRICADE!

Discord: HEAD. FIRST. Absolutely vicious!

Amay: -sitting on the floor, looking up at some fans in the first row with a smirk- Why didn't you help her? WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP HER?!

Ahuizotl: That was a sick thud of Aria Blaze's skull off the barricade…

-Amay then picks Aria up and rolls her into the ring, where Lucy Harper is waiting to pin her-

*1….2…-Aria gets a shoulder up, which ENRAGES Amay Wythyst outside the ring-

Garble: -as the crowd completely floods the arena with cheers- SHE DID IT! SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP! ARIA BLAZE MANAGED TO KICK OUT!

Whooves: And Amay Wythyst is INCENSED! She is IRATE!

-Amay slides into the ring and gets down on one knee, grabbing Aria by her head and lifting it up off the mat-

Amay: YOU THINK YOU WON'T FALL?! DO YOU THINK YOU WON'T FALL?! THEY AAAAALL GONNA FALL, MAAAAN! YOU! YOUR "SISTERS"! EVERY DAMN PERSON IN EXISTENCE! -She then begins pummeling at Aria's face-

Ahuizotl: And now Amay desperately pounding away at Aria Blaze!

Discord: Does Amay Wythyst look "desperate" to you?! She's well in control! Her and the rest of The Family!

Crowd: 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B!

Amay: -stepping away from Aria's body, pointing down at her as she looks at Rowan and Harper- FINISH HER! ...FINISH HER! SHOW HER THE WRATH OF BROTHER AVERY!

-Harper and Rowan lift Aria up to her feet and each stand on a different side of her. They place a hand of theirs on each of Aria's shoulders, while using their other hand to grab the back of her thigh and lift her off her feet before they let go of her at the same time, causing her to fall down to the mat-

Whooves: A DEVASTATING DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER! Aria Blaze HAS to be done for now!

-Harper drops down to the mat and covers Aria once again-

*1….2…-*

Ahuizotl: Aria kicks out AGAIN! SHE KICKED OUT AGAIN!

Crowd: AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A! AR-I-A!

Garble: These guys are ONE HUNDRED percent behind her! She's been hit with Brother Avery, a wicked Spinebuster, but yet she CONTINUES to fight!

Discord: That's great and all, but Amay Wythyst is still LIVID! Aria is only making her angrier with each kick-out!

-3 minutes later-

-Amay has Sonata bent backward in the middle of the ring for her finisher-

Discord: Uh oh… Say good night, Sonata, because DUSK is about to emerge for you!

-Sonata's head is still up high enough to see the outside of the ring, however, and outside of the ring is Adagio, who has just pulled out a kendo stick from under the ring. Adagio chucks the kendo stick into the ring with a smile, which Sonata catches with her left hand (her free hand.)-

Garble: -as Adagio gives Sonata a thumbs up- There's some amazing team-work right there! Adagio is always going to watch her sisters' backs!

-Before Amay can lay a kiss on Sonata's forehead, her body jolts as Sonata whacks her in the back with the kendo stick. Amay does not release her grip, though, so Sonata continues to smack the kendo stick into her back repeatedly until, finally, Amay lets her go and drops to one knee in agony, clutching at her back as the crowd cheers with high volumes-

Whooves: AND SONATA DUSK, WAILING AWAY AT AMAY WYTHYST'S BACK! ...And she breaks free of Brother Avery!

-When Amay gets to her feet and faces Sonata again, she is grabbed around the neck, lifted up, and tossed forward onto her back, while Sonata drops to a seated position. (This is a Sitout Side-Slam Spinebuster. EXAMPLE: youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=Yj46CCA6aiI)

Ahuizotl: GORDITA CRUNCH! SONATA HITS THE GORDITA CRUNCH!

*1….2…-*

Ahuizotl: Amay Wythyst! The Eater of Worlds is still chomping at the bit to eviscerate 3MB!

Discord: She's got an appetite for destruction that cannot be stopped! And what did you say her finisher was called?

Ahuizotl: The Gordita Crunch. You know, because she loves Mexican food.

Discord: Of course…

-4 minutes later-

-Sonata places Amay on a stacked table inside the ring, before exiting under the bottom rope-

Whooves: Amay Wythyst has been laid down on a wooden table. You would think Sonata would head up to the top rope afterwards, but no, she's looking under the ring for… Something.

-We find out what that "something" is, as Sonata soon pulls out a…-

Discord: DEAR LORD! THAT'S A… THAT'S A FREAKING CHAINSAW!

-Sonata licks her lips as she holds up the chainsaw above her head, the fans going absolutely nuts at the sight of it-

Garble: NO NO NO! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM HER! WE HEARD ARIA THIS PAST MONDAY! SONATA CAN'T EVEN HANDLE A TURKEY BASTER WITHOUT HURTING HERSELF! THERE'S NO WAY SHE'LL BE SAFE WITH A DAMN CHAINSAW!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Discord: Holy shit is RIGHT! -He laughs loudly- THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY!

-Sonata slides back into the ring, holding the chainsaw in her hands with a sinister grin on her face-

Whooves: Dear God… Sonata, the peppy and bubbly member of 3MB, has now transformed into a psychotic, raging madwoman! WHAT ON EARTH DOES SHE PLAN TO DO WITH THAT CHAINSAW?!

Crowd: REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP!

Garble: NO! SHUT UP, GUYS! SONATA WILL PROBABLY LOSE CONTROL OF THAT THING AND CUT HER OWN FOOT OFF!

-Sonata obliges the crowd and revs up the chainsaw a few times. On the third rev, the chainsaw comes to life, making these fans the happiest in the world-

Garble: AHHHHHHHH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I'M OUT OF HERE! -He starts to get out of his seat, but he is pulled by down by Ahuizotl-

Ahuizotl: Oh no you DON'T! We have a job to do, boy!

Garble: But I'm TERRIFIED! Whose bright idea was it to put a CHAINSAW under the freaking ring?! GOOD LORD!

-Sonata begins to lower the chainsaw towards Amay's belly. The loud whirring of the saw brings Amay back to reality, and allows her to roll off the table just before the saw can come into contact with her. The blades of the saw then begin to rip into the table, splitting it into two halves as it completely saws through the entire thing-

Whooves: THIS WOMAN HAS GONE BONKERS! SHE LEGITIMATELY WANTED THAT SAW TO RIP OPEN AMAY WYTHYST'S STOMACH!

Garble: I KNOW! IT'S FUCKING CRAZY! AMAY'S ACTIONS HAVE COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE PSYCHE OF SONATA DUSK! SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THAT CHAINSAW AWAY FROM HER! THIS IS A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH, NOT A LITERAL DEATH MATCH!

Ahuizotl: Look at the look on Amay Wythyst! She NEVER expected this from Sonata Dusk! The girl she made CRY in the middle of the ring, is now hell bent on DISMEMBERING HER!

Amay: -cackling- COME ON, LITTLE GIRL! MY TEETH ARE MUCH SHARPER THAN THAT DULL BLADE OF YOURS! YOU COULDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A PAPERCUT WITH THAT THING!

Garble: And listen to Amay, MOCKING Sonata because she couldn't tear open her stomach…

-Sonata tries a second time, as she drives the chainsaw downwards. But once again, Amay scurries away from the blades, which instead tear open the protective padding of the ring mat, and get stuck in the wooden panels underneath-

Whooves: AMAY NARROWLY ESCAPES CERTAIN DEATH AGAIN! THIS IS MADNESS!

Ahuizotl: But look! Ladies and gentlemen, if you've ever wondered what the underneath of a wrestling ring looked like, that chainsaw has just revealed the answer! Beneath the canvas is a big pile of wooden planks!

Discord: WHOA. Even I didn't know that!

-Sonata suddenly gets a bright idea. With a smirk, she continues to bring the saw further down on one of the wooden planks. Once she's finished, she turns the chainsaw off, and throws it out of the ring. She then pulls back the torn apart ring mat, and picks up one half of a wooden plank, which she just sawed in half-

Ahuizotl: And that is the work of a fully-powered chainsaw… Sonata used it to shred one of those planks in half!

-Sonata points the plank right at Amay, who is looking at her on her knees in bewilderment. Amay sees this as a threat, so she rises to her feet and runs at Sonata, who sidesteps her and drives the plank right into her gut, causing her to fall to her knees to a wide array of cheers-

Whooves: And how INNOVATIVE of Sonata! She's using the plank she destroyed to her advantage!

-Sonata then drives the plank down into the back of Amay, thus bringing her fully down to the mat-

Garble: Sonata may not be able to give Amay a papercut, but she can DAMN SURE give her a splinter or two with that wooden board!

-Lucy Harper then enters the fray and attempts to land a Savate Kick into the chin of Sonata. Sonata ducks, however, and while Harper has her back turned, Sonata hits her ankle with the plank-

Discord: Lucy Harper may have a limp for a while after that shot!

-Ericka Rowan then unwisely charges at Sonata, who winds up and CLOBBERS her in the forehead with the board!-

Whooves: Rowan gets knocked down, now!

Ahuizotl: SONATA HAS SINGLE HANDEDLY TAKEN OUT THE WYTHYST FAMILY!

Crowd: SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA!

-Sonata isn't done yet, however. She bends down over Harper's body and places the end of the plank onto her neck, and begins choking her with it-

Garble: Sonata is OUT OF CONTROL! And honestly, this is the kind of mayhem you'll need to bring if you want to overcome The Wythyst Family!

Discord: Yes! It's a change of attitude that I fully welcome from Sonata Dusk!

-5 minutes later-

-Amay picks up the top half of the steel steps and flings it away. She reaches down to pick up a burlap bag that was sitting on the bottom half of the steps-

Ahuizotl: Now what could THAT be?

Discord: It was strategically placed underneath the top of the steel steps. Whatever it is, it could hold the key to victory for The Wythyst Family.

-Amay slides into the ring, jingling the bag in her hand. She even puts her ear next to it as she shakes it, but she can't pick up a good enough sound. There's only one way to find out, then. Amay loosens up the white tie on the bag, which opens up a hole in it. She then tilts the bag over, and a sadistic grin washes over her face as hundreds upon hundreds of THUMB TACKS begin to pour out of the hole! The crowd begins to "OHHHHHH" in realization, followed by a lot of cheering-

Ahuizotl: THUMB… THUMB TACKS?!

Whooves: OH MY GOD… OH FOR GOD'S SAKE! THAT MUST BE AT LEAST A THOUSAND THUMB TACKS!

Garble: They're STILL pouring out! They just keep coming and coming!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Ahuizotl: This will NOT end well for somebody! Sooner or later, one of these women are going to be LYING in a bed of THUMB TACKS!

-Finally, all of the thumb tacks have been dumped out. Amay throws the bag to the side and drops to her knees, laughing wildly. She begins rubbing the pile of thumb tacks with the palm of her hand, before she grabs a fistful of them, forcefully jamming them into the palm of her hand, as well as her fingers. Amay squeals, as there is obvious pain going on, but she does her best to hide it, and stay in character by cackling-

Whooves: WHY?! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT!?

Garble: BECAUSE SHE'S NUTS, THAT'S WHY! AMAY WYTHYST IS JUST WHACKED OUT OF HER MIND!

-The crowd winces as Amay shows the camera her hand, which has dozens of thumb tacks lodged in just about every inch of her hand, and blood oozing down her fingers and the palm, which soon starts traveling down her forearm. She then scoops up another fistful of tacks with her other hand, and proceeds to lap at them with her tongue, causing even more horrified fans to scream and go "AHHHH" instead of "OHHHH," as they would usually do-

Discord: SHE'S LICKING THE THUMB TACKS! THIS WOMAN IS LICKING THUMB TACKS LIKE THEY'RE AN ICE CREAM CONE!

Garble: And from what I can tell, she likes the taste of them- UGGGGH! -Amay opens her mouth now and shows the camera her tongue, which is coated with blood as three thumb tacks are now imbedded in her tongue- DON'T SHOW ME THAT! DISGUSTING!

Ahuizotl: There are thumb tacks LODGED. IN. HER. TONGUE! What is Amay Wythyst THINKING?!

Whooves: I believe she's just trying to terrify as many people as she can.

Garble: Well it's not working for me! I'm not terrified, I'm GROSSED OUT!

Crowd: FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* FU-CKING CREE-PY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Amay gets up to her feet, and yells at Aria, who is lying outside the ring-

Amay: DO YOU SEE THIS, CHILD?! I CAN FEEL NO PAIN! I AM INVINCIBLE! HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO DEFEAT SOMEONE THAT THRIVES ON THE TASTE OF THEIR OWN BLOOD?! THAT HAS SUFFERED THROUGH PAIN THEIR WHOLE LIFE?! THIS IS NOTHING! NOTHING! AND YOU ARE NOTHING! YOU AND YOUR DAMN SISTERS! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL WHAT REAL PAIN LOOKS LIKE! WHAT IT FEEEELS LIKE!

-After her spiel, Amay turns around to be met with Sonata, who jumps up at her with her knee, and bashes it into Amay's jaw-

Whooves: And there's Sonata! OW! What a vicious Syuri Knee!

-Amay is stunned, as some of the blood from her mouth sprays into the air after being knee'd. Aria then makes her way back into the ring, and she and Sonata stand in front of Amay, both wrapping an arm around the back of Amay's neck-

Ahuizotl: OH NO! They're… They're just in front of the tacks! Are these two going to try to SUPLEX Amay onto them?!

Whooves: I think so! Well, Amay MADE that bed. And now, it's time for her to LIE in it!

-Just as Sonata and Aria begin to lift Amay up into the air, Harper and Rowan come to her rescue and clobber the two in the back of their heads. Thus bringing them down to the mat-

Discord: But luckily, Harper and Rowan were JUST outside the ring to come to their leader's aid!

-Rowan throws Sonata out of the ring through the middle rope, as Harper nails a Discus Clothesline on Aria when she gets to her feet-

Ahuizotl: AND HARPER NEARLY TURNS ARIA INSIDE OUT!

Garble: Could this match be over JUST like that?!

-Harper makes the cover-

*1….2…..- -Adagio is now in the ring, and she LEAPS onto Harper in order to stop the count-

Whooves: ADAGIO GOT INVOLVED AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! Seriously, you cannot get ANY closer to winning than that!

-Once Adagio gets to her feet, Amay turns her around and wraps an arm around her neck-

Ahuizotl: Adagio's caught! ADAGIO'S CAUGHT, AND AMAY IS NOT STANDING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE THUMB TACKS!

-The crowd's anticipation rises, as their cheers get louder and louder-

Whooves: NO! DON'T DO THIS! PLEASE!

Discord: YES! DO THIS! PLEASE!

Whooves: -yelling at Discord- YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!

Discord: I KNOOOOOOW!

-Amay listens to the devil on her shoulder (Discord,) and lifts Adagio into the air before slamming her DOWN onto the field of tacks! The crowd EXPLODES with OHHHHs and cheers as a pained expression immediately crosses Adagio's face. Her back shoots up off the ground, as the cameraman outside the ring gets a great shot of a large abundance of tacks being jammed into her neck, as well as her ENTIRE back!-

Ahuizotl: NOOOOOOO! DEAR GOOOOOOD! ADAGIO DAZZLE, URANAGE'D INTO THE THUMB TAAAACKS!

Whooves: OH THE HUMANITY!

Discord: OH THE BEAUTY!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! -very quickly turns into- THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Whooves: This bout may be awesome, but what we just saw is anything BUT!

Discord: You shut up! That's the best thing we've seen ALL NIGHT!

-The camera zooms in on Adagio's back, as Amay laughs while blood runs down the back-

Garble: That is just UNREAL! There must be at least A HUNDRED tacks stuck inside the back of Adagio!

Whooves: -as Amay continues to chortle at Adagio's pain- And Amay is LOVING it! She's SADISTIC! She's TWISTED! There is something not right with her in the mental department!

-Amay grabs onto Adagio's foot, thus DRAGGING her through the tacks and into the middle of the ring where she then attempts a cover-

*1…..-*

Ahuizotl: And Adagio DOESN'T EVEN STAY DOWN FOR A TWO COUNT! HOW?! HOW IN THE HELL IS SHE STILL FIGHTING?!

Discord: It's very logical, really. Nothing but pain is shooting through her body right now, as a result of being slammed into the thumb tacks. Because of that, Adagio's back, let alone her SHOULDERS, aren't able to be pinned down to any surface, as her brain is constantly sending off alarms that are telling her to remove the tacks imbedded in her skin.

Whooves: Great point. You have to incapacitate your opponent in order to keep their shoulders down, but Adagio is quite awake right now, due to the agony her body is going through at the moment.

-4 minutes later-

-All of 3MB is up on their feet, as Adagio just got done getting Amay down on the mat. Sonata and Aria are working together to slide TWO tables into the ring, while Adagio sets them up. But here's the kicker: Adagio puts the first table above Amay's body. As soon as she does, Sonata and Aria bring Ericka Rowan over and place her on top of the first table. Adagio then stacks the other table on top of the first one-

Discord: Hmm… What's this? What are these girls constructing here?

Ahuizotl: They've got two tables positioned ABOVE Amay Wythyst, and they are stacked up on top of each other, with Ericka Rowan lying on the first one! I am VERY intrigued by this set up.

Garble: Somehow, I doubt it'll end too good for The Wythyst Family!

-Adagio now stands on the middle rope, as Aria and Sonata bring Lucy Harper over to her. They lift her up and hand her to Adagio, who places her down onto the second table. The crowd is now wondering vividly what 3MB has in mind-

Discord: I am COMPLETELY lost by this set up! Amay on the bottom, Rowan above her, and Harper at the top of the mountain. WHAT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN?!

-We're about to find out, as Sonata and Aria are both climbing to the top rope, both of their backs towards the ring. Sonata applies an inverted facelock on Aria with one arm, and uses the other arm to aid in elevating her into the air. Sonata then falls backwards, bringing both herself and Aria off the top rope. As they fall, Sonata's back collides into Harper's legs, and Aria's stomach collides into Harper's chest, thus breaking the first table and causing Harper to fall through the wood and land on Rowan, with Aria and Sonata landing on them both a millisecond later. All of the combined weight then breaks the first table, which causes Rowan, Harper, Aria and Sonata to spill out and land on Amay in a big dogpile, the crowd absolutely LOSING THEIR SHIT!-

Ahuizotl: INCREDIBLE! ABSOLUTELY JAW-DROPPING! A REVERSE SUPLEX ON ARIA BLAZE CREATES A DOMINO EFFECT!

-The fans are on their feet, screaming and jumping about with their hands on their heads in shock. Adagio pulls Aria and Sonata off of the pile-

Whooves: YOU TALK ABOUT A CAR WRECK! First, Sonata suplexes Aria, and she and herself land on Harper. This SMASHES the first table in two, and all three then descend onto Ericka Rowan. THAT destroys the second table, after which Amay's most beloved disciples, and two of her most DESPISED opponents PLUNGED into Amay at the bottom of the mat!

Garble: FIVE BODIES WERE STAND, BUT ONLY TWO OF THOSE BODIES ARE STANDING RIGHT NOW! Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk! What a SENSATIONAL, DEATH-DEFYING risk those two just took!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Ahuizotl: All for the opportunity to FINALLY put an end to this war! The second half of Perfect Harmony could be the PERFECT way of getting rid of the BLISTER known as The Wythyst Family!

-Adagio clear Harper and Rowan off of Amay before dragging her into the middle of the ring, where she lays down on top of her, soon followed by Aria, and then Sonata, who sits at the top of the pile with an exhausted, yet hopeful smile-

Whooves: IS. THIS. IT?!

*1…...2…...3!* -The arena is completely SATURATED with nothing but cheers and caught off guard screams, as Sonata falls off the pile in relief. Aria and then Adagio roll off, sharing a shocked look that reads "WE DID IT!"-

Ahuizotl: YES! YES! 3MB! 3MB! 3MB HAVE WON!

Garble: THEIR MUSIC IS ALIVE! AND WELL!

Madden: Here are YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR WIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRS… THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM.. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Discord: CAN. YOU. BELIEVE IT?! ON THIS NIGHT, ADAGIO, ARIA AND SONATA… THEY HAVE SLAYED THE BEASTS! THEY HAVE DEFEATED… THE. WY. THYST. FAMILY!

-Aria and Adagio wrap each other in a warm embrace, as Sonata soon dives onto the both of them, tackling them down to the mat and wrapping her arms around them both-

Whooves: And now THE CELEBRATION! They aren't related by blood, but they've got a bond as close as many siblings WISH they could have! They're bonded by their love for one another, and their desire to be the greatest band in the world! ...I'd call this an upset, but honestly, I'm not surprised by this! 3MB had been fueled by vengeance, by anger, and by intensity ever since Lunapalooza! And tonight, they unleash every last DROP of aggression from their body, in order to overcome The Wythyst Family! Let's take a look at the closing moments again…-A replay of the final spot is shown- A tower of tables, soon descends into a tower of bodies! Adagio pulls Amay Wythyst out of the rubble, and like all good sisters do, they do everything TOGETHER; as ONE, including initiating the pinfall, as they climb on top of Amay Wythyst's prone body, and gather the 1...2...3!

-We return back to the arena, where 3MB are now outside the ring, near the announce tables. Aria bangs on the English one, a huge grin on her face-

Aria: WE'RE THE BEST BAND ON THIS PLANET, AND WE DARE ANYBODY TO DENY US THAT! WE STICK TOGETHER. WE FIGHT TOGETHER. AND WE WIN TOGETHER!

Ahuizotl: You sure do, girls! My sincerest congratulations to the three of you!

Sonata: -to Ahuizotl- Thank you so much! -She, Adagio and Aria shake the hands of all four commentators-

Garble: Congratulations, guys! You EARNED this! That may have been the gutsiest performance we've ever seen in The EWF! So many people called them "crazy." They doubted 3MB. They counted them out! "You'll never beat The Wythyst Family," they said. Well LOOK AT THIS! Look at what they just did, and you tell me who is REALLY "crazy"! 3MB sure don't look "crazy" to me! They look like WINNERS!

Discord: They sure do! My hat's off to them. They pulled out ALL the stops tonight at Boiling Point! That match made me happy to have this job, to sit out here and call this incredible action. The violence reached levels we've never seen before! The heart, the determination, and the perseverance of 3MB was ASTOUNDING! They displayed all the fire, all the passion, and all the intensity that they needed to win tonight, and they WON!

Whooves: And they proved, without a shadow of a doubt, that Amay Wythyst CAN be beaten! She CAN be stopped! All that hullabaloo she made about "being a God," and being "untouchable" Well 3MB showed the world that Amay Wythyst is just like ANY other opponent. She has her weaknesses, which the girls exploited tonight, and she is NOT invincible!

Ahuizotl: NO ONE is invincible. That was all smoke and mirrors; claims made by Amay in order to psyche out her opponents. But 3MB came to Boiling Point with NO fear in their eyes, and NO skepticism in their hearts! They believed in themselves. They BELIEVED in the bond that they had, and they used that to do what many may have considered the UNTHINKABLE… They handed Amay Wythyst, Ericka Rowan, Lucy Harper… They handed THE WYTHYST FAMILY their FIRST loss, here in The EWF!

Crowd: 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B! 3-M-B!

Garble: And this crowd has been chanting their name NON. STOP! They appreciate all that they were willing to do, all the times they put their bodies, their health at stake to take The Wythyst Family DOWN; to give these fans the show of a lifetime. THAT is why they have their respect! They EARNED the respect of EVERYONE here tonight, and as I said, they EARNED that win! You TRY to say they didn't, because you're a bold-faced LIAR if you do!

-All of 3MB walk slowly to the bottom of the ramp, slapping the hands of every fan they come across as they do so, on BOTH sides of the ring-

Whooves: They tore apart the ring. They tore apart their BODIES! Adagio Dazzle is gingerly walking… Who knows how many thumb tacks she has stuck in her back? The fact that someone can come back from something like that; can SURVIVE from something like that, and not only stand on their own two feet, but WIN A MATCH in that state is absolutely BAFFLING to me! I have NO IDEA how she did it! I have NO IDEA how THEY did it! These three women are something VERY special, and I think the fans realize that now…

Ahuizotl: No matter if you believed in them or not, you can't take away the fact that they WERE the underdogs heading into this contest. But they took their mistakes at Lunapalooza to heart, and they LEARNED from them; they BUILT from them. This was a MILESTONE moment for Adagio, Aria and Sonata, and with a victory like this? Their careers are sure to SKYROCKET!

Discord: Who the hell KNOWS what is next for these three, but with a victory like THAT? The sky truly IS the limit for them!

Garble: The gig is NOT up! Their melodies will carry on for YEARS to come, MARK MY WORDS!

-As the crowd continues to chant "3MB," Aria and Sonata stand at the bottom of the ramp, along with Adagio, and begin picking thumb tacks out of her skin. Adagio yelps in pain with each tack that is removed, as Aria and Sonata throw them down on the floor. Adagio is about to feel even MORE pain, however; as are her bandmates, because they are soon blindsided by three women who have ran down the ramp at full speed-

Ahuizotl: LOOKOUT, GIRLS! LOOKOUT!

-Aria is ran over by Maud, Sonata is clobbered by Gloomlee, and Adagio is taken down by Blackheart-

Whooves: THE ACOLYTES OF EQUALITY! FRESH OFF THEIR VICTORY EARLIER IN THE NIGHT!

Discord: And they have their newest member in tow, as well! MAUD PIE is joining Gloomlee and Blackheart in beating the crap out of an already damaged 3MB!

Ahuizotl: 3MB have been heavily weakened! They are in NO condition to fight back against these rabid hyenas!

-Maud nails Aria with The Rock Bottom outside the ring-

Whooves: Aria's spine folds against the ground! The Acolytes of Equality are showing NO mercy to a battle-tested 3MB!

-The crowd is booing HEAVILY as Blackheart silences Sonata by hitting a Defib on her. She and Blackheart then begin to pull a table out from under the ring as Maud continues to beat on Adagio. The boos only rise in volume as Starlight Glimmer is spotted at the top of the stage, crossing her arms and watching her Acolytes work over 3MB with a smirk of approval-

Garble: And there's kingpin herself, Starlight Glimmer… I'm not surprised that she doesn't want to get her hands dirty, so she left the rest of the girls to pick the bones of 3MB.

Discord: You don't understand. Everything with Starlight is a test. She is always studying and grading her Acolytes, and throwing them right into the fire. It's a way of hardening their shells. And since Maud is the newest member, she'll need to have as much practice as she can if she wants to match Starlight's expectations.

Ahuizotl: Well, Starlight seems to be enjoying what she's seeing from her Disciples at this moment.

-Maud hands Adagio over to Gloomlee, who has just finished setting up a table. She sets Adagio onto the table and then climbs up on it herself. She lifts Adagio up to her feet, places her head in-between her legs, lifts her off her feet and then jumps up into the air, her butt landing on the table on the way down while Adagio's head SMASHES into the wood, thus shattering it into two halves. The crowd cannot believe it, as they "OHHHHHH" like crazy-

Garble: GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, GLOOMLEE?!

Whooves: THE LEARNING CURVE (Piledriver) DRIVES ADAGIO DAZZLE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE! WHAT THE HELL INDEED!

-Gloomlee rolls out of the pile and is helped to her feet by Blackheart. All three girls stand around Adagio, gazing down at her as she lays on top of the two halves of the broken table, one hand placed over her stomach-

Ahuizotl: Adagio is as still as can be! Who knows what the impact could've done to her neck and spine! She could even be PARALYZED! The Learning Curve is a seriously deadly move, performed by a woman who has learned from one of the most cold-hearted individuals of all!

-Starlight seems pleased with the work of her Acolytes. She applauds their efforts, which captures the attention of the three of them as they turn around to face her. Starlight beckons for them to join her on the stage by waving her index finger towards her, and they immediately begin walking up the ramp towards her-

Discord: They are under her complete control. Gloomlee, Blackheart and now Maud… They are all subservient to Starlight Glimmer and her movement.

Garble: Starlight didn't even have to raise a finger to 3MB. Her followers were more than happy to send a message to Lunacy in her honor.

-Gloomlee, Blackheart and Maud have now joined Starlight in the stage. Starlight gives them all a single nod, her smirk still etched on her face. All four women then make an equal sign with their arms, as the crowd boos with incredible volumes-

*Match 12 occurs*

Whooves: Many EWF Championships have been decided here at Boiling Point. Some have been retained, while others found themselves new owners. Coming up next, yet another Championship will be at stake.

Garble: Damn right! One of the most coveted Championships, and one of the most important matches on the card. Sunset Shimmer has held onto that title for five months now. Nearly HALF a year! But while most of her opponents have been knocking on The Champ's door, patiently waiting for her to open up, her challenge TONIGHT has SKIPPED knocking altogether, and settled for blasting that thing off the HINGES!

Ahuizotl: We're talking about Twist, of course. Who got tired of waiting for opportunities to come to her. So she decided to take one for herself. That turned out to be a great decision, because here she is, on the grand stage, in the biggest match of her career. The question is, will she rise to the occasion? Or become just another casualty in the wake of Sunset Shimmer's carnage? We are about to answer that very question.

-Twist's human theme awakens the crowd with an extraordinary reaction. Her back is turned as the stands in the middle of the stage, smoke rising from beneath the stage and enveloping her. Once her intro drops, and her theme song really hits, she gets a hero's reaction as she turns around, hands clenched around her black jacket-

Garble: If you would've told me 6 months ago that TWIST, the laughing-stock of The EWF, would've earned herself a shot at The Eternal Women's Championship… Well, I may have believed you a little bit, because ANYTHING can happen in the world of pro wrestling. But I'm sure if you asked anyone else, they'd be OFFENDED by such a notion!

Whooves: You are definitely correct when you say that anything can happen in the whacky, wonderful world of wrestling. Case in point, THIS young lady, Twist.

Discord: She tried to be someone she wasn't: A character. Someone who shook her butt and made sexual gestures towards her opponents whenever she could. She believed that is what the crowd would've wanted from her. But instead? They resented her. But like all great performers, Twist was able to reinvent herself, and find success for the first time in her career. She started being who she REALLY was. An artist. A creator. She introduced the world to her friend, who just so happens to be a demon, Finnette Balor. She got in touch with her spiritual side, and within a short amount of time? She captured the hearts of The EWF fans. She captured their imagination. And there's a very real possibility, that tonight? She could capture The Eternal Women's Championship.

-The fans throw their arms up at the right time, mimicking Twist as blinding white lights fill up the arena. Twist walks over to a nearby barricade and kneels down, placing her arms on the top of the barricade, as many excited fans pat her on the back and wish her luck by giving her thumbs up-

Ahuizotl: As Discord mentioned, Twist has LEGIONS of fans. When her music hits, these people jump up to their feet, and they CHEER. It's a complete 180 from the reaction Twist was getting months ago. The fans went from turning their backs during her matches, to their eyes being glued on every single second of her matches. They are captivated by her every movement in that ring. It's a wonderful sight to see!

Whooves: It's been a terrific transformation for Twist. She earned this title shot by defeating both Trixie AND Scootaloo and a triple threat match, and that victory is certainly nothing to sneeze at. But what she faces tonight is on an ENTIRELY different level.

-Twist removes herself from the top rope after throwing her arms in the air. She moves back to a corner and begins taking off her jacket, and the boos of her opponent are ALREADY filling in-

Discord: Hahaha! Listen to that! Sunset Shimmer's music hasn't even hit yet, but yet the fans have ALREADY gotten a head-start on showing their disdain for her!

-"Shimmer On" by MandoPony officially floods the arena with boos-

Ahuizotl: Gosh… What a difference a few seconds of music can make!

-Many boos cease, however, as the crowd gets a good look at Sunset once she steps onto the stage. She is wearing a full red bodysuit, complete with a hoodie that has red horns attached to it, (like this: thecostumelandDOTcom/images/zoom/rm4439-darling-devil-womens-halloween-costumesDOTjpg ) a red tail attached to the back and red leather boots. ( slm-assets0DOTsecondlifeDOTcom/assets/2677505/lightbox/Neuilly%20Boots%20NCparis%20Leather%20RedDOTjpg?1292434749 ) Her hair looks just as it did in the first Equestria Girls movie, when she turned into a demon. ( img14DOTdeviantartDOTnet/3deb/i/2015/054/d/7/sunset_shimmer_demon_vector_by_ponyalfonso-d8j826eDOTpng ) The Eternal Women's Championship is, of course, fit snug around her waist as she walks down the aisle, perfectly confident with how sexy she looks-

Garble: Wha…. WHAAAAA?

Whooves: She's done it again… For the second month in a row, Sunset Shimmer has left us all speechless, and she's forced half of the crowd to stare at her in silence…

Discord: At High Stakes, she put EVERY inch of her body on display in her flesh bodysuit. But here at Boiling Point, she's covered up a lot more. Yet, somehow, she looks just as seductive.

Garble: She looks like a… Like a DEMON! There's no facepaint, but she's got a demon look going on!

Ahuizotl: It's very obvious what she's going for. She's no demon. As Sunset said this past Monday on Lunacy, she's THE DEVIL. And this is what her true form looks like.

Whooves: Good observation. Twist has said that Finnette Balor WILL NOT show up at Boiling Point, but Sunset Shimmer seems to have unleashed her devilish nature.

Discord: Yes she has, and I for one am a fan! Sunset has turned a lot of heads in this arena tonight. Her hair ESPECIALLY looks wild and FIERY, like the flames of hell!

Ahuizotl: And speaking of hell, Sunset Shimmer has been scorching Lunacy ever since she became Eternal Women's Champion. Everyone on Lunacy has been walking on eggshells. She and The System have effectively turned that show into their own personal hell, and Twist is looking to distinguish the inferno once and for all!

Whooves: She would be a hero to wrestling fans ALL around the world if she can do that. But if Sunset's aggression and potency matches what her ensemble is based off of, Twist could be in for sweltering affair.

-Sunset stands in the corner opposite of Twist, patting her hair to make sure it is perfect-

Discord: All Sunset needs to complete this outfit is a red trident, but I suppose the referee would just take it away immediately, given the fact that it could be identified as a foreign object.

-The lights in the arena dim, and are replaced by a blinding white light that shines on the ring alone, showing us both the importance of this big-time match, as well as the ring is where our attention should be focused on-

Madden: The followiiing conteeest, scheduled foooor OOOOONE FAAAAALL, iiiis, for THHHEEEE ETEEEERRRRNAAAAL. WOOOOOOMEEEEEEN'S CHAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIOOOOOOOONSHIIIIIIIIP! Introducing first.. The challengerrr…-the crowd is already cheering- Froooooom LOOOONEYVIIIIIIIILLEEEE! Weighing in at 134 POOOOOOUNDS… TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSST!

Crowd: LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST!

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT…-The boos immediately emerge- Frooooom CAAAANTERRRLOOOOOOT! Weighing in at 136 POOOOOUNDS… She iiiis, THHHHEEEE EEEETEEEEERRRRNAAAAAAL.. WOOOOOMEEEEEEEN'S CHAAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIIIOOOOOOON… SUUUUUUUUNSEEEEEEEEET.. SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!

-Sunset steps out of her corner, removing her title from her waist and holding it up in the air with one hand, making sure to tilt her head up to take a long look at it. She then hands the referee her Championship before he walks to the middle of the ring-

Crowd: YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK! YOU ARE SE-XY, BUT STILL SUCK!

Garble: They couldn't be more correct. Sunset sucks alright…

-Twist is amused with the crowd's response, as Sunset yawns-

Whooves: I can understand why they'd say that, but Sunset has been able to hold onto The Eternal Women's Championship for five months now. That is a great accomplishment, and one certainly does not "suck" if they are able to pull it off.

Garble: Yeah, but Sunset has certainly utilized her "friends" in The System to eek out many a win, and I wouldn't be surprised if Shining Armor, Cadance, Snips or Snails play some kind of factor in the finish of this title match. Hell, I'm sure Luna could brainwash just about any dumb schmuck in the Lunacy locker room to join their corrupt little group, come out here and make sure Twist doesn't walk away with the title.

Ahuizotl: That's the benefit that comes with being the boss. You can get people to do just about anything you'd like. Sunset is certainly in the driver's seat, but she's about to be involved in a collision with her opponent, Twist.

Whooves: And it looks like she's insisting on competing with that damn tail. I can understand the horns, as they are apart of her body suit, but the tail? Seriously? It just seems to me like Sunset isn't taking this match seriously by coming out here wearing THAT.

Garble: Heh. She had BETTER take Twist seriously. She wasn't HANDED a title shot like Sunset was. She actually EARNED it, by beating two of the best that The EWF has to offer. To not think of Twist as a threat is a HUGE mistake!

Match 13: Eternal Women's Championship - Twist vs Sunset Shimmer

-8 minutes later-

Sunset hooks Twist's leg to aid in lifting her off the ground. With Twist elevated, Sunset begins to fall backwards, thus dropping Twist into the mat and winding up in a Small Package position-

(This is the Small Package Driver, or "Pleasure Seeker," as Sunset has used before: gyazoDOTcom/2069ccf3ed8d30b67be434e400638965 )

Ahuizotl: PLEASURE SEEKER! SUNSET MAY HAVE THIS MATCH IN THE BAG ALREA- Wait! NO!

-As the referee drops down to count the pin, Twist shifts her weight over and reverses the cover-

Discord: NOW TWIST WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!

*1…..2….-*

Whooves: OH! Sunset nearly lost her title right there! Twist really caught her by surprise!

Ahuizotl: I'll say! How did she have the wherewithal to shift her weight after being dropped to the canvas with the Pleasure Seeker?!

Garble: I don't know, but it was a super smart move. And now, Sunset is going to REALLY have to watch Twist closely. One more counter like that, and her reign may come to a close!

-5 minutes later-

-As Twist lies on the ring apron, Sunset exits the ring through the middle rope, and now stands on the apron herself. She lifts Twist up to her feet before she bends down, puts her arms underneath Twist's arms and grabs her legs by the knees. Sunset then stands up all the way, lifting Twist until she is upside down-

Ahuizotl: OH GOD NO! NO! NOT ON THE APRON! PLEASE NO!

-Luckily, Twist is able to break free of Sunset's grip and land on her feet. While Sunset is still surprised, Twist, who is already bent forward, grabs hold of Sunset and stands up. This brings Sunset up into the air and launches her over Twist's body, where she soon falls BACK-FIRST onto the ring apron, eliciting a thunderous "OHHHHHHHH" from the crowd!-

Garble: BACK BODY DROP! OH FUCK! SUNSET SHIMMER JUST GOT BACK BODY DROPPED ONTO THE APRON, WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE FUCKING RING!

-Sunset tumbles down to the floor, writhing in pain as many "ahhs" escape her body, telling you how hurt she is-

Whooves: THE CHAMPION IS HURT! But just IMAGINE the state Twist would be in if she didn't remove herself from Sunset's clutches!

Ahuizotl: Sunset was going to DRIVE Twist INTO THE RING APRON with her finisher, The Last Sunset! Twist was going to be dropped ON HER HEAD! Twist is one LUCKY ass woman to be able to escape that kind of fate!

Discord: Absolutely! The Last Sunset hit from THAT position? It could've PARALYZED her! Forget losing the match, she could've lost her entire CAREER!

Garble: But instead, SUNSET was the one to land on the steel, and I've got absolutely NO issue with that!

Whooves: Ditto. I think we all feel the same way. Same with the men and women in the audience, and whoever is watching at home!

-As Sunset gets to her feet, Twist runs FULL-THROTTLE towards her, and strikes the tip of her boot against her forehead once she turns around! Another loud "OHHHHH" emerges from the crowd, and a loud "SMACK" fires off as Sunset drops to the ground again. Twist nearly clears the ropes the kick was done so aggressively-

Discord: AND TALK ABOUT ADDING INSULT TO INJURY! THAT MAY BE THE HARDEST KICK I'VE EVER SEEN DISHED OUT!

Whooves: If Sunset's head was a football (soccer ball,) that bloody thing would've been kicked OFF THE FIELD! It probably would've shattered an apartment window!

Discord: -he snickers- Manchester United could really use Twist on their team, couldn't they? -he nudges Whooves in the gut- They sucked pretty badly in their last game.

Whooves: -scowls- Shut up.

-6 minutes later-

-Twist lifts Sunset up onto her shoulders, the crowd rising to their feet as they prepare to be the happiest crowd in the world-

Ahuizotl: HERE IT IS! SUNSET IS UP!

Garble: DO IT! DO IT!

-Twist begins falling backwards, lifting Sunset off of her shoulders and catching her in the gut with both knees as she herself falls to the mat!-

Whooves: YES! YES! THE PLOT TWIST! DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER!

Garble: COVER THAT BITCH!

-Twist tries, but unfortunately, Sunset begins rolling away from her as soon as The Plot Twist is hit. Twist crawls after her on her hands and knees, but alas, she barely misses the boat, as Sunset has rolled out from underneath the bottom rope, falling safely out to the floor. The crowd is booing FURIOUSLY as Twist looks heartbroken as she has both arms draped over the bottom rope, looking down at Sunset in a sorrowful manner-

Ahuizotl: DAMN! Sunset instinctively rolled out under the ring to safety!

Whooves: Twist looks extremely discouraged… She HAD Sunset! She delivered the Plot Twist, and she was going to cover her! Who knows if she would've gotten the three count or not, but we'll never know now!

Discord: You've got to give The Champ a ton of credit, though. Whether it was under her own power or not, her Championship reign is STILL in tact because she had enough gas in the tank to remove herself from the ring.

Crowd: LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH! LU-CKY BITCH!

-4 minutes later-

-Sunset whips Twist into a nearby corner, where Twist is able to turn herself around and have her back towards Sunset as she reaches the corner. Sunset rushes at Twist, who catches her with an elbow when she gets close enough-

Whooves: And an elbow to the nose of The Champ!

-Sunset staggers back, which opens the window for Twist to fall backwards and attempt to nail her in the forehead with her boot (A.K.A. Pele Kick.) However, Sunset does what Diane Ditzbrose did earlier in the night to counter Ride The Lightning from Lightning Dust. She grabs onto Twist's foot that she is trying to strike her with. Twist falls to the mat as Sunset pulls upwards on the foot, which forces Twist to roll backwards and be brought up to her feet, her back facing Sunset-

Ahuizotl: And the Pele Kick is blocked, and now The Champion, Sunset Shimmer vaults Twist back up to her feet, just as we saw earlier with Diane Ditzbrose!

-Sunset bends Twist down backwards and then applies an Inverted facelock before lifting Twist in the air upside down. As she has her up, she begins spinning around in place for a bit before she drops down to a seated position, driving Twist down to the mat between her legs upper back-first! The crowd "OHHHs" in response to the sick thud of Twist's head into the canvas-

Garble: JESUS! That was BRUTAL!

Whooves: Sunset calls that move "Twisted Bliss"! A very fitting name for a very VILE woman… (Here's what "Twisted Bliss" looks like: gfycatDOTcom/DependentTediousHarrierhawk )

-Sunset then covers Twist, wickedly smiling as she hooks her leg-

*1…...2…...3!* -The audience wastes no time in showing their IMMENSE displeasure in that outcome, as Sunset is quickly pelted with hatred-

Discord: And THAT'S IT! Twisted Bliss brings nothing but bliss to the heart of Sunset Shimmer!

Ahuizotl: And misery to the heart of Twist…

Madden: Here is YOOOOUUUURRRR WIIIIIINNEEEERRR… AAAAND STIIIIIILL, THHHHE EEEEETEEEEERRRRNAAAAL. WOOOOOOOMEEEEEEN'S CHAAAAAAMPIIIIIIOOOOON… SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.. SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIMMEEEEEERRRRRRRR!

Garble: Twist was ready. She put on the match of her life. But in the end, Sunset Shimmer proved why she became Eternal Women's Champion in the first place. She is malicious. She is crafty. And despite what you might think, she is GOOD. She is REAL good.

Ahuizotl: That she is. But I can't heart but feel terrible for Twist… Her entire career so far has led up to this point. And with The System still in possession of the keys to the castle, who knows if she'll ever get another Championship match again?

-Sunset SNATCHES her belt out of the referee's hands and immediately drops to her knees next to Twist. She shoves her title right in her face-

Sunset: You wanted this SOOOO bad, didn't you? Apparently not bad ENOUGH. You should've brought you little friend Finnette Balor over. I would've had a BLAST playing with her. -she chuckles- And maybe she actually would've had a better chance than YOU. -Sunset then puts her title on the mat, picks Twist up off the mat, and chucks her over the top rope. Twist is in no condition to hang on as she falls to the floor, a wide smirk crossing Sunset's face as the crowd boos her even louder-

Whooves: How can this woman SLEEP at night? Is there anyone on this damn planet that actually respects this lowly, HEINOUS creature?!

Discord: She commands respect as The Eternal Women's Champion. She will BEAT respect out of anyone that opposes her.

Ahuizotl: I've got to give it to her. Usually, she'll resort to taking advantage of the relationship she has with her System stablemates. But here at Boiling Point, we saw none of that. For ONCE, Sunset relied on her talent, and her talent alone to remain Champion.

Garble: Perhaps Twist should've gave Finnette a call. I hate to agree with Sunset, but, maybe she could've lent a hand, and things could've ended differently. And when I say differently, I mean that Twist might be standing before us as the NEW Eternal Women's Champion. Instead...-deep sigh- Another month of bullshit is ahead of us…

Whooves: Twist tried her damndest, and she came close on SEVERAL occasions. I still believe she'll be Champion one day! She's too talented NOT to become Eternal Women's Champion.

Ahuizotl: Absolutely. But for now, we'll have to wait and see who steps up to challenge Sunset next. Hopefully SHE will be the savior we've been looking for…

-Sunset holds her Championship over her shoulder as she pulls her tail in front of her and starts curling it. She is interrupted, though as someone she is very familiar with runs down the ramp and slides into the ring-

Garble: WHOA! WHOOOAAAA!

Whooves: IT'S TWILIGHT SPARKLE! FORMER ETERNAL WOMEN'S CHAMPION!

Ahuizotl: She knows Sunset VERY well! Sunset is the woman that STOLE that very same Championship from her!

-Twilight wastes NO time in lifting Sunset up from behind. Twilight underhooks her arms under Sunset's arms. Then she bends forward under Sunset so that she is facing the ground and is standing her back against Twilight's back. Twilight then stands up while Sunset is in an upside down position. Twilight then drops to a sitting position, driving the back of Sunset's head into the mat to a CRAZY crowd reaction-

Garble: OHHHHHH! THE ETERNAL WOMEN'S CHAMPION HAS BEEN DROPPED! TAKE A NOTE TO THE CHAMPION!

Discord: And there was a lot of malice behind that Take A Note, let me tell you! Twilight has been waiting for a while to hit that move on Sunset once again!

Whooves: Sunset had it coming, quite frankly, after all the crap she and The System put her through. Now that Twilight is on Sublime, she had a golden opportunity to lay out her former rival, and BOY did she ever take it. I say good for her!

Discord: There are so many people that are jealous of Twilight Sparkle right now. They would do just about ANYTHING to get their hands on Sunset, but all Twilight had to do was catch her off guard.

Ahuizotl: She made it look very easy. I'm surprised it even turned out that well. And while most of the assaults we've seen tonight have left a bad taste in ours mouths, this was, without a doubt, the most pleasant of them all! So, thank you for that, Twilight. And good luck in the Main Event!

Crowd: TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT!

-Twilight picks up The Eternal Women's Championship from off the mat, giving it a long, hard look as she holds it in her hands for the first time in many months. She shakes her hand, before softly laying it down on Sunset's waist-

Whooves: Twilight knows that Lunacy and The Eternal Women's Championship is in the past. She's well aware that she's got a chance to become the new World Fighter's Champion by the end of the night.

Garble: That may be true, but that was still a pretty cool visual we just saw. Takes me back to the days when Lunacy was much more… Serene.

-We fade to the interview area as Twilight walks up the ramp, slapping the hands of many excited fans with a wide smile, where Silver Shill is standing by-

Silver: It's been an absolutely CRAZY night here at Boiling Point. One Champion just retained her title, and I'm joined by Flitter and Cloudchaser at this moment. -the camera pans over to show Flitter, who innocently has her hands crossed against her crotch, and Cloudchaser, who has an arm around her sister- Girls… I just wanted to ask you what you think Giz Hero's chances are of ALSO walking out of Boiling Point with his Championship reign still in effect?

Cloudchaser: Well we are both incredibly confident in Giz's ability. He's The Carnage Champion for a damn good reason. And I know better than anyone how sly and determined Thunderlane is… I've dealt with his tricks, his deception. The stipulation of this match says it all! Thunderlane KNOWS that he can't beat Giz without Handicapping him. He's tasted those Uppercuts before, and he doesn't have room for anymore. But if he thinks he's got Giz backed into a corner... -she smirks- He's sadly mistaken.

Flitter: -nods heavily- Definitely! Giz can beat ANYONE, at ANYTIME, with ANY move. That's how excellent he is. And I'm not just singing his praises because I'm his girlfriend, no. If he sees an opening, he'll pull out a freaking CHOP BLOCK and get a three count with it! Thunderlane may think he's got Giz all figured out, but he has NO IDEA what Giz is TRULY capable of in that ring. This is all a big test for Giz. To see if he can work through the pressure of not having his best weapon in his arsenal. But Thunderlane is going to find out that Giz THRIVES on pressure! This pay per view will end the same way as High Stakes… With my boyfriend holding his title up high. And THIS time? There will be ZERO controversy…-she suddenly looks off into the distance- About the… Outcome…

-The camera pans out, showing Suri Poloman standing in front of Flitter and Cloudchaser, smiling ever so deviously. There is a long pause-

Cloudchaser: ….-she finally holds her hands out, as if to say, "what do you want?"-...Can we help you with something?

Suri: Whoa now! There's no need to be so testy! I don't mean to interrupt parley (discussion,) but Mr. Shill… The question you should be asking is NOT, -she slips into her best reporter voice, using one of her fist as a microphone- "What are the chances of GIZ HERO leaving Boiling Point as The Carnage Champion?" -she then returns to her normal voice- Nobody wants to hear about that, because the answer is quite simple… Giz's chances are 50/50. Either he'll RETAIN his title… Or he'll LOOOOSE his title. There's no need to waste your time on such a silly question. No, no. The question you SHOULD be asking; a real MONEY question, at that, is… "Mrs. Poloman.." That's me. -she giggles- "What are the chances that your client, The Beast Incarnate, The CARNIVORE OF CARNAGE… BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULK! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPSSSSSS! Will opt to receive his automatic, guaranteed Carnage Championship match HERE TONIGHT, in front of the entire EWF Universe, at the biggest event of the summer, BOILING POINT?!" But of course you're NOT going to ask such a question, because that would mean you're doing your job RIGHT. And we can't have that now can we? -Suri chuckles, as Silver Shill hangs his head in shame- But if you WERE to inquire me in that regard, I would say to you that there is a ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CHANCE…. That it is likely to happen. And it all depends on THREE things: 1… If my client becomes impatient. 2… How severely Giz Hero and Thunderlane have BEATEN THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER. And lastly, 3… If my client is hankering to get a little exercise in. -she turns towards Flitter and Cloudchaser- And now I turn my attention to you two. You know Bulk Biceps well. You traveled with him for a while. But he's all about BUSINESS now. There is no room for friends in a cut-throat business like this one. There is room for only ONE at the apex of this industry, and sooner or later, that man's name will be BULK… BICEPS. Whether that be tonight or not, is all up to him. Let me ask you ladies a question… Are you going to be cooped up backstage again for tonight's title match?

Flitter: -she nods- Yeah… Giz still doesn't trust us around Thunderlane.

Suri: And for GOOD reason! That's a noble move on his part, because, let's say Mr. Hero DOES retain his Championship… Bravo! Mazel Tov! But the celebration is about to be crashed by none other than BULK… BICEPS, briefcase in hand. If I were Mr. Hero, I would not want the two of you to be there IN-PERSON to witness his DESTRUCTION. His ANNIHILATION! Because that is JUST what would go down! My client has VICTIMIZED Mr. Hero. He has VICTIMIZED Mr. Thunderlane. So it is a FLAT. OUT. GUARANTEE that he could do the same when either of them are in a weakened state.

Cloudchaser: Don't be so sure of yourself, Suri. If your client was all he was cracked up to be, he would've won the title back at The Royal Rumble. But GIZ is the one that won that Fatal 4 Way match!

Suri: You are indeed correct. -she condescendingly smirks- What a memory you've got! I'm sure that IMPECCABLE memory of yours will be quite handy at making sure you NEVER forget the sight of Giz Hero, YOUR FRIEND… Wallowing in his own self pity… Covered in BLOOD, SWEAT, URINE trickling down his legs. VOMIT projecting out of his mouth CONSTANTLY… Solely because of the VICIOUS, RELENTLESS SHELLACKING done unto him by the man who won't stop Suplexing him, and DESECRATING him until the official hands him the title that once belonged to him, and the announcer VEHEMENTLY proclaims… "Here is YOUR! WINNER! AND THE NEEEWWWWW! CARNAGE. CHAMPION. OF THE WORLD! BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULK! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" But if I were you gals… I would HOPE… I would PRAY that your friend, your Champion, your LOVER LOSES to Thunderlane! So that he is spared of the most VIOLENT, HUMILIATING PUMMELING of his LIFE. -She smiles sweetly- But of course… That's assuming that my client DOES decide that tonight IS the night, that he rightfully takes his place on his throne. -She begins to turn around- Enjoy the rest of the show, girls. I know I will! -as she disappears from the shot, you can hear her chuckling. Flitter and Cloudchaser can't help but look worried and concerned for Giz as we head back to the arena-

Whooves: Oh, that Suri Poloman is just blowing hot air! All she's trying to do is get Flitter and Cloudchaser to bite their nails over how The Carnage Championship scene is going to play out…

Discord: Well it looked to me like it worked. There IS a very good chance that we could see a new Carnage Champion tonight. Whether it is Thunderlane, Bulk Biceps or BOTH, however, remains to be seen.

Ahuizotl: Yes, but NOT FOR LONG, as The Carnage Championship match is moments away from taking place! We'll see Giz Hero, defending against Thunderlane, a man who has done everything in his power to make Giz Hero's reign as Champion, as well as his personal life a complete and utter MESS. Let's give you a quick rundown…

*A promo airs, showcasing the Giz Hero/Thunderlane rivalry, which starts off the night after The Royal Rumble, where Thunderlane won the Number One Contender's Battle Royal. It goes through his breakup with Cloudchaser, the controversy surrounding the finish to their match at High Stakes, and all the anger in between from Giz*

-"Hundred Million" by Treble Charger allows the crowd to fire off with round after round of boos-

Whooves: And here comes The Challenger. One of the most despised talents in all of The EWF… Thunderlane.

Garble: I think that's putting it mildly. This guy is up there with our Presidential candidates as one of the most hated people in THE WORLD. He's done so much negative to the lives of Giz Hero, Cloudchaser and Flitter. It's all been well documented over the past few months what a enormous douchebag this guy is!

Ahuizotl: But despite all that, he remains to be an EXTRAORDINARY athlete. This will be his third Carnage Championship match in a row. The first came at The Royal Rumble, where, as it was mentioned previously, Giz retained against Thunderlane, Rumble and Bulk Biceps.

Whooves: And Thunderlane was the unfortunate man to take the pinfall in that contest. But he bounced right back the next night on Lunacy, and won a 20 Man Battle Royal to position himself as THE Number One Contender. He then went up against Giz at High Stakes in his FIRST one-on-one title bout. Giz won the match, but, as the footage clearly showed, Thunderlane's foot was UNDER the bottom rope, which should've broken up the pinfall attempt. Thunderlane challenged this the next night, and Luna signed off on a rematch between the two for Boiling Point.

Discord: Only this time, one of the men would be able to place their own unique stipulation on the match. So Thunderlane and Giz choose each other's opponents, and battled to see who could win their match in the fastest amount of time. The winner just so happened to be Thunderlane, and in one of the most GENIUS moves I've ever seen, he stated that, if Giz Hero pulls out even ONE Uppercut in their match, that's IT. The bell will be rung, Giz will lose his title, and THUNDERLANE will be awarded it!

Garble: You sound awfully happy about that being a possibility.

Discord: I'm not. Unlike all of you, I'm the only one at this table that is UNBIASED. I just find it to be a STELLAR stipulation! How SMART is that? Thunderlane is restricting Giz of his most powerful moves!

Whooves: I am not biased in every single situation, but I have no problem saying that this is one of them. I want Thunderlane to LOSE, and lose BADLY.

Ahuizotl: As do I.

Garble: Count me in for that. He's a penis.

Crowd: PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT! THUNDERLAAANE, YOU'RE A REALLY BIG PIECE OF SHIT!

Whooves: Sounds like this crowd agrees with us.

Discord: And Thunderlane isn't fazed by it in the slightest. To him, it's just the musings of a jealous horde of underachievers.

Thunderlane: -cuffs his ear as he enters the ring- Huh? What's that? I CAN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME NOT GIVING A FUCK!

Discord: See what I mean?

-"Since They Wanna Know" by Obie Trice IMMEDIATELY turns the crowd to cheering their heads off-

Garble: But here is someone these fans DO give a fuck about!

-The Champion emerges on the stage of a rowdy, warm reception, his title belt wrapped around his waist-

Ahuizotl: He's held The Carnage Championship for three months now, and Giz Hero has quickly become one of the most popular Champions The EWF has known thus far.

Garble: He doesn't back down from ANY challenge! Giz Hero does not know the meaning of the word "fear." He walks into every single battle, title on the line or not with the utmost confidence that a Champion SHOULD carry themselves with!

Whooves: But lest we forget The Wildcard in this whole ordeal… Bulk Biceps. The holder of The Carnival of Carnage briefcase. He holds the future of The Carnage Championship in the palm of his hand.

Ahuizotl: -nods- It's all a matter of WHEN he wants to try his hand at becoming Carnage Champion. It's safe to say, that given his track record, whoever The Champion is at the moment he decides to exchange his briefcase… Their title reign is on the verge of being terminated.

Garble: It could be one of these gentlemen, Giz Hero or Thunderlane. Bulk could wait until AFTER they've beaten the tar out of each other, or wait for another opportunity, perhaps one even BETTER. Or who is to say that Bulk can't cash-in his contract, join this match before it starts, and make it a TRIPLE THREAT?

Discord: That certainly is a possibility. Anything can happen when you hold power like that. You call the shots! You command your DESTINY.

-Giz stands on top of the turnbuckle, doing his machine gun pose with his arms before hopping off and going to his own separate corner-

Whooves: The tensions between these two have been rising for months now. This could be their last match for a while, and you can bet your rump that Giz Hero is going to make it all worthwhile by pounding Thunderlane into oblivion! Uppercuts or not, he can still fight like a madman, and he'll find a way to get his hands on that dirty weasel!

-Just as they did before the last match, the lights dim, save to a white light that shows us how important this bout will be. Madden stands in the middle of the ring, ready to give his introductions-

Madden: The followiiing conteeest, scheduled foooor OOOOONE FAAAAALL, iiiis for THHHHEEEE CAAAAAARRRRRNAAAAAGE CHAAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIOOOOOOONSHIIIIIIIIIIP! Introducing first, the challengerrr...-the crowd is BRUTAL here, as they are just about drowning out Madden's voice with boos- FROOOOOOM LOOOOOOONEEEEYYYYVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLEEEEE! Weighing in at 218 POOOOOUNDS...TTTTTTHUUUUUUUUUUUUNDEEERRRRRRLAAAAAANEEEEEE! -the boos heighten as Thunderlane outstretches his arms with a large smirk, absorbing all of the crowd's hatred- Aaaaand...his opponent…-cheers then immediately return to the Asylum- froooooom LOOOOOONEEEEEYVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLEEEEEEEEEEEE! Weighing in at 233 POOOOOOUNDS..he iiiiis, the CAAAAAARNAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE CHAAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIOOOOON..GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!

-Giz holds up his Championship, making sure not to take his eyes off of Thunderlane from the other side of the ring. He quietly hands his Championship over to the referee as he awaits for the bell to be rung, so he can start kicking the crap out of the asshole staring back at him-

Ahuizotl: This won't be like your usual Giz Hero match, keep in mind. Giz utilizes a wide variety of Uppercuts to wear down his opponents. But he can't do that here. He needs a totally different game plan, which he says he has all figured out.

Whooves: Giz claims we're going to see things from him tonight that he hasn't showcased before. I just hope, for his sake, those moves are as lethal as his Uppercuts are!

Discord: Well we know EXACTLY what moves in Thunderlane's depository are most effective. Thunderstruck, Rolling Thunder, the Blue Thunder Bomb, the Superkick and Brontide. Five moves, all of which Thunderlane executes to PERFECTION. All of which Thunderlane can use to DEFEAT Giz Hero tonight at Boiling Point!

Ahuizotl: Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. It's not a foregone conclusion that Thunderlane is walking out as Carnage Champion. Giz may be at a disadvantage, but you should NEVER count an athlete of his stature out, even when they ARE at a detriment.

Crowd: -in song form- GIZ HERO AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH! GIZ HERO AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH! GIZ HERO AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH! GIZ HERO AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH! GIZ HERO AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH! GIZ HERO AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH! GIZ HERO AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH! GIZ HERO AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH!

-Giz nods his head and smirks at Thunderlane, pointing out at the crowd, as if to say, "they're right, you know"-

Thunderlane: -holding his palms over his ears- I HATE THIS SONG! PLAY THE OTHER ONE! IT'S MUCH BETTER!

Match 14: Carnage Championship - Giz Hero vs Thunderlane

-4 minutes later-

-Giz picks up Thunderlane onto his shoulders in a Torture Rack position, but what happens next is incredible. He holds onto Thunderlane's neck with one arm, and his right leg with the other as he spins around in place-

Whooves: Spinning Torture Rack! ALREADY we're seeing one of Giz Hero's new moves!

Ahuizotl: The crowd's counting along to the rotations! This is like a second version of his Giant Swing!

-After 15 rotations, Giz removes his arms from Thunderlane's leg and neck and lets them sit at his side. The crowd is absolutely AMAZED as Thunderlane continues to be spinned SOLELY ON GIZ'S NECK!-

Garble: OH FUCK! WHAT IS THIIIIIIIS?!

Ahuizotl: HOW IMPRESSIVE IS THAT?! GIZ IS SPINNING THUNDERLANE ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!

-The fans are too amazed now to count. Giz soon brings one of his arms up and pushes on Thunderlane's back, thus shoving Thunderlane into the air. He spins a few extra times before crashing into the mat back-first with EXTREME velocity!-

Garble: FUCKING AAAAWEEEESOOOOOOOME!

Discord: -his eyes are bulged- I'VE SEEN A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN THIS BUSINESS. BUT THAT WAS… THAT WAS JUST FANTASTIC!

Whooves: And Giz has a name for it, too! He's dubbed it The UFO - Unidentified Flying Opponent!

Ahuizotl: BRILLIANT! JUST STUPENDOUS! If Giz continues to unveil maneuvers like that, Thunderlane doesn't have a PRAYER tonight!

(Here's a look at The UFO, a truly SPECTACULAR move: fatDOTgfycatDOTcom/DefinitiveEssentialAfricanclawedfrogDOTwebm )

-Giz has already been treated to a STANDING OVATION as he takes a bow in the center of the ring-

Crowd: GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GIZ IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-7 minutes later-

-When Giz gets to his feet, he turns around to meet Thunderlane, who brings his boot up in an attempt to nail a Superkick. Giz ducks the kick, however, grabs the lower right arm of Thunderlane, followed by placing his other forearm on the back of Thunderlane's right leg. He uses this to lift Thunderlane up and lie him on his shoulders, with Thunderlane lying on his side, facing the opposite direction direction of Giz. Giz then falls sideways, driving Thunderlane down to the mat shoulder and neck-first-

Ahuizotl: ANOTHER WONDERFUL FEAT OF STRENGTH!

Whooves: And Giz calls that "All In A Day's Work"! (Otherwise known as a Side Death Valley Driver. Here it is, also excellent: iDOTimgurDOTcom/hVfc5BqDOTgifv )

Garble: The Champ was able to avoid a Superkick, and hit Thunderlane with another one of his previously secret moves!

-Giz attempts a cover on Thunderlane off of it-

*1….2…-*

Ahuizotl: Kickout by Thunderlane! So far, he's taken Giz's brand new moves on the chin, and has continued to stay in the game!

-5 minutes later-

-At the last second, Giz is able to move out of the way of Rolling Thunder, causing Thunderlane to land on his back-

Discord: Ohhhhhhh! Thunderlane dove in, but the pool was empty!

Garble: Giz just barely got out of the way there…-the crowd rises to their feet in joy as Giz now stands in front of Thunderlane's feet. He grabs onto both of his legs- Uh oh! This is one move Thunderlane WON'T be able to escape from!

-At that, Giz lifts Thunderlane off the mat and begins spinning him in the air-

Ahuizotl: Let's start the counter! How many revolutions can we get up to?!

Crowd: 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!

Whooves: How does he not get disoriented doing this move?! He doesn't even STUMBLE once it's finished!

Garble: Giz is a true master of his craft! There may be NO ONE better.

Crowd: 21! 22! 23! 24! 25! 26! 27! 28! 29! 30!

-After 30 rotations, Giz flings Thunderlane out of his arms. In a move that STUNS the crowd, however, as he is flying through the air, Thunderlane bends his legs downward, and is able to land on his feet, rather than landing back-first on the mat-

Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHH!

Discord: HE STUCK THE LANDING?! HOW'D HE DO THAT?!

-Thunderlane then immediately launches his boot into the chin of Giz, and THIS time, he connects!-

Ahuizotl: SUPERKICK! HOW IN THE HELL?!

-Thunderlane wobbles around on the mat, clearly dizzy. He opts to drops to his knees before his body gives out on him. He slowly crawls towards Giz and lays an arm on his chest-

Whooves: THERE'S A COVER! WILL IT BE ENOUGH?!

*1….2….-*

Discord: MAAAAN THAT WAS SO CLOSE! THUNDERLANE ALMOST SHOCKED THE WORLD!

Garble: AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, HE ALREADY SHOCKED THE WORLD WITH THAT SUPERKICK ALONE! LET'S SEE THAT BABY AGAIN!

-There is a replay shown of Thunderlane landing on his feet, followed by the Superkick-

Ahuizotl: We give Giz CONSTANT praise for his spectacular feats, but Thunderlane deserves some of his own for what we just saw! That was a thing of BEAUTY! Instead of falling to the mat, he bent his legs so he could easily land on his feet!

Whooves: It was certainly an unconventional way of turning The Giant Swing AGAINST Giz, but it wasn't quite effective enough to earn Thunderlane the Carnage Championship!

-3 minutes later-

-Thunderlane lifts Giz up into the air, looking to plant his head into the mat with Brontided (a Brainbuster)-

Whooves: And it looks like Giz is about to be met with another one of those "Five Moves of Doom" in Thunderlane's repertoire!

-All Giz has to do is send a knee down onto Thunderlane's skull, and he is immediately brought back down to his feet as Thunderlane holds his head in pain-

Ahuizotl: Unfortunately for Thunderlane, that isn't the case! Giz slips out!

-As Thunderlane is stunned, Giz pushes him with both hands, which sends him backwards into the ropes. As Thunderlane bounces off of them, Giz places his hands on Thunderlane's stomach and propels him into the air. A majority of the crowd immediately shouts "NO," but Giz assures them that he remembers the stipulation of the match as, instead of hitting an Uppercut, he spins in place, catching Thunderlane on the chin with an elbow on his way down, making the crowd pop HUGE!-

Garble: DISCUS ELBOW SMASH! LOOK AT WHAT GIZ PULLED OUT IN PLACE OF THE UPPERCUT!

-Giz drops into a cover on Thunderlane-

Whooves: And now looking to RETAIN HIS TITLE-NO! Not quite!

Ahuizotl: I was worried there for a second. I thought Giz forgot the rules of this match, and was about to instinctively throw an Uppercut at Thunderlane! Luckily, he withheld. Otherwise, we would have a new Carnage Champion right now.

Discord: Giz has done a FANTASTIC job of mixing up his moveset tonight. I have not noticed him ONCE think about going for an Uppercut, only to change his mind once he remembered that he wasn't allowed to do so. Nope. He's been focused all match, and I can tell that not ONCE has the thought of Uppercutting Thunderlane crossed his mind. He's zoned in. He has the confidence to defeat Thunderlane, despite his best weapon being taken away from him.

Whooves: And with some of the moves he's used so far, I'd say he's well on his way to victory! Perhaps just ONE MORE big move, and that title will be his for another day!

-5 minutes later-

-As Thunderlane lies on the mat on his belly, Giz locks his arms around Thunderlane's waist before lifting him up into the air. Before he can slam him into the mat, Thunderlane escapes his grasp as he is in the air, having just gone over Giz's head, landing down on his feet. The crowd is impressed by that-

Garble: Look at that! Giz was looking for a Gutwrench Suplex, but Thunderlane had it well scouted!

-Once Giz turns around, Thunderlane once again brings his foot up to his face, but just like earlier, Giz ducks the Superkick. This time, however, Thunderlane still manages to hit a target…-

Ahuizotl: OH NO! GIZ DUCKED DOWN, AND THE SUPERKICK WOUND UP TAKING THE REFEREE OUT OF THE EQUATION!

Discord: That zebra just got POACHED!

Whooves: Anything can happen now! Giz could even unleash an Uppercut on Thunderlane and he WOULDN'T be penalized for it!

-Thunderlane visibly curses as he watches the referee roll right out of the ring. He then turns around and walks right into a kick to the gut from Giz. Giz then grabs hold of Thunderlane's wrists and crosses his arms, placing the crossed arms against Thunderlane's stomach. He then uses the crossed arms to lift Thunderlane into the air, before releasing the cross on Thunderlane's arms and letting his back drop down into the mat, while he himself drops to a seated position-

Whooves: YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD POWERBOMB! (That's what Giz calls the move. It's known in wrestling as a Straight Jacket Sitout Powerbomb. Here is an example of it: iDOTgyazoDOTcom/df7f1c0310898651a1f135ecc914b2eaDOTgif )

Discord: GIZ HAS A COVER! BUT THERE'S NO REFEREE!

Crowd: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7!

-Giz finally releases the pin, as he lets himself drop down to the mat, putting his hands over his head in anguish-

Ahuizotl: That was a 7 count, but unfortunately there is NO referee in sight! But Giz Hero should still be The Carnage Champion right now!

Whooves: The referee's lying right out here in front of our announce table! We need to get a replacement ref down here PRONTO!

-Giz leans over the top rope, looking down at the prone referee, visibly furious by this turn of events. He attention is soon taken AWAY from the referee, however, as someone soon jumps up onto his shoulders and wraps their arms around his neck. The person that is clinging to his shoulders shocks EVERYONE in the entire arena…-

Garble: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! LOOK! …..CLOUDCHASER?! What… What is she doing in the ring!?

Ahuizotl: She's supposed to be backstage! And furthermore, why is she hanging onto Giz Hero like a SPIDERMONKEY?!

-Giz moves to the middle of the ring as Cloudchaser screams, violently trying to do whatever damage she can to Giz-

Whooves: GET OFF OF HIM, CLOUDCHASER! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING, YOU NUTTY GIRL?!

-Giz quickly grabs onto Cloudchaser's arms and bends down, thus successfully pulling her off of him. She lands on her butt as she flips over Giz's head. When Giz sees that it was HER who was attacking him, his eyes bulge, and his mouth opens wide. Cloudchaser scoots backwards to a nearby corner, pleading to Giz with her eyes-

Ahuizotl: And Giz looks… He looks shaken up by the arrival of his friend, his girlfriend's sister, Cloudchaser! And confused!

Discord: As we ALL are! Why did this young lady feel the need to make her way into the ring?!

-Cloudchaser is now sitting in a corner, as Giz can only look at her with sad, bewildered eyes-

Giz: What… What are you DOING here? Cloudchaser! Answer me! I told you to stay in the back! And why were you holding onto me? This is NOT the time to be fooling around, Cloudchaser! My Championship, my pride and joy is on the line! PLEASE… PLEASE leave the ring, and let me handle my duties- -Giz is suddenly silenced, as Thunderlane strikes at the back of his head with a Superkick!-

Ahuizotl: AND THUNDERLANE FROM BEHIND, BLASTING GIZ WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK!

-Giz falls down to the mat, his head in-between Cloudchaser's legs. She is caught off guard by the sudden strike from Thunderlane, and so she jumps a little bit. But she calms down much more once Thunderlane starts talking to her-

Thunderlane: -he leans down, pointing to the outside of the ring- Hurry! Get the ref back in the ring!

-Cloudchaser looks up at him, a slight smile on her face as she nods. She rises to her feet, stepping over Giz's body before she makes her way out of the ring-

Whooves: Did… Did I just see a SMILE come across Cloudchaser's face?!

Garble: Yup… I saw it, too. Clear as day!

-Thunderlane drags Giz away from the ropes before he flips him over onto his back. Meanwhile, Cloudchaser is grabbing the back of the referee's shirt with both hands and starts pulling him closer towards the ring. When she's close enough, she lifts the referee up onto his feet before rolling him back into the ring, under the bottom rope. The crowd is absolutely LOATHING this scene, as they are booing louder than they have ALL night-

Discord: Cloudchaser just shoved the referee back into the ring! WHAT IS THIS?!

Garble: I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF IT!

-Thunderlane is now perched on the top rope, as the referee begins to come to, shaking his head to catch his bearings-

Whooves: Thunderlane, high up on the top rope!

-Thunderlane soon soars off the top, diving down into Giz's abdomen with Thunderstruck!-

Garble: Thunderlane hits it! Giz has been Thunderstruck! AHHH GOD! I'M SO LOST!

Ahuizotl: The referee is there! Thunderlane covers Giz! NOT LIKE THIS! FLITTER! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!

-The referee slowly crawls closer to the competitors. Once he makes it, he begins a VEEEERRRRRRY slow count-

*...1...….*

Ahuizotl: STOP THIIIIIIS! STOP THIIIIIIIIIS!

Whooves: DON'T LET IT END LIKE THIS, GIZ! KEEP FIGHTING, MAN! KEEP FIGHTING!

*...2...….*

Ahuizotl: NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOO! DO NOT TELL ME I'M SEEING THIS! DO NOT TELL ME THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

Discord: It's… It's happening… For some reason, it's happening….

*...3...….*-A large majority of the crowd immediately throws their hands up in the air, asking the wrestling God "WHY?" Sooner or later, EVERY fan in attendance is booing up a storm-

Ahuizotl: NOOOOOOO!

-Cloudchaser jumps up into the air, her breasts flopping nicely as she lands back down on her feet, a plentiful smile etched onto her face-

Discord: IT HAPPENED!

Ahuizotl: NOOOOOOOOOO! THUNDERLANE IS THE CARNAGE CHAMPION-WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?! WHY!?

Madden: Here is YOOOOOUUUUURRRRR WIIIIIIIINNEEEERRRR.. AAAAAND THHHHEEEE NEEEEEEEEEEW.. CAAAAAARRRRNAAAAAAAGE CHAAAAAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOON… THHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDEEEEEEEEERRRRRRLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEE!

-Thunderlane rolls away from Giz, pounding on the mat furiously as he cackles. He falls down onto the mat and begins kicking at the mat, as well as banging the back of his hands on the canvas-

Garble: WHAT DID WE JUST SEE?! WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST SEE?!

Ahuizotl: BULLSHIT! COMPLETE BULLSHIT IS WHAT WE JUST SAW! THUNDERLANE IS THE CARNAGE CHAMPION… WHY IS THIS?! WHY IS HE CHAMPION!?

-Cloudchaser rips the belt out of Madden's hands as she walks to the ring gleefully, sliding in under the bottom rope and crawling towards Thunderlane. As she reaches him, she hands him the title, which he gladly accepts in one hand, and holds Cloudchaser close to himself with his other hand. She kisses him on the forehead before the two conjoin themselves at the lips-

Whooves: THEY SAY THE THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM, AND TONIGHT, AT BOILING POINT, THUNDERLANE FOUND A WAY TO BECOME THE CARNAGE CHAMPION. BY HOOK OR BY CROOK, IN HIS THIRD TITLE MATCH, THUNDERLANE HAS BECOME CARNAGE CHAMPION!

Ahuizotl: AND MYYYYY GOOOOOOD WAS IT EVER BY CROOK! MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WAS IT EVER BY CROOK!

-The fans are absolutely PISSED. They begin littering the ring with red solo cups that once contained various liquids, and empty popcorn bags. One such cup was still filled to the brim with soda, and it clocked Cloudchaser in the back of the head, promptly soaking her hair-

Garble: These fans are LIVID! They're throwing whatever they can get their hands on into the ring, and I don't blame them a Goddamn bit! We may have a riot break out here in The Symposium!

Ahuizotl: FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME TONIGHT, WE'VE SEEN A CHAMPIONSHIP BE DECIDED VIA SHAMEFUL MEANS! INDIGO ZAP! SONIA FLARE! BUT THE MOST DAMNING OF THEM ALL… THE MOST SHOCKING OF THEM ALL… CLOUDCHASER! FUCKING CLOUDCHASER! SHE SCREWED HER FRIEND! THE BOYFRIEND OF HER SISTER! SOMEONE SHE RELIED ON! SOMEONE SHE CARED FOR, AND VICE VERSA! THIS WOMAN HAS COST GIZ HERO THE CARNAGE CHAMPIONSHIP, AND HELPED THUNDERLANE PILFER THE DAMN THING!

Whooves: What went wrong?! What has Thunderlane done to alter this benevolent, warm-hearted young lady into a WICKED, CONNIVING harpy?! What has he told her to transform her into what we see right now?! How could she turn her back on a friend like Giz so EASILY?! She simply walked into the ring and JUMPED ON HIS BLOODY BACK! No hesitation! No reluctance!

Discord: And Giz never saw it coming… He thought Cloudchaser was goofing around with him! And before he could make heads or tails of the situation, and realize that she WASN'T playing around, and was trying to CHOKE HIM OUT, he was blindsided with a Superkick from Thunderlane!

Ahuizotl: This was the THIRD TIME we saw something like this tonight! And we don't know Indigo Zap or Sonia Flare at all, really, so it wasn't too surprising. But THIS? CLOUDCHASER?! Yes, she's had her fair share of faults; she's made some mistakes, but I could've sworn her and Giz were tight! I thought they were close!

Garble: So did I, but I guess we were wrong. Cloudchaser played us for a fool… I wonder how long this crap was in the works! HUH?! When did you two come up with this damn scheme, HUH?!

Crowd: BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT! BUUUUUULL-SHIT!

Whooves: My sentiments EXACTLY! This is a bloody TRAVESTY! Giz Hero FOUGHT Thunderlane in HONOR of Cloudchaser! He's spent the past two months brawling with him for HER! This rivalry spawned the night Thunderlane DUMPED her on LIVE TELEVISION! Cloudchaser CRIED, and she CONFIDED in Giz, and he wasn't going to stand to see his friend hurt! He was going to do whatever it takes to make sure Thunderlane felt all of the pain that he brought upon Cloudchaser in PHYSICAL form!

Garble: Oh yeah… Cloudchaser is in SOOOO much pain right now… She looks REAAAALLY heartbroken as she's kissing Thunderlane and cuddling up to him! BULLSHIT! IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!

-Thunderlane holds his title in the air with one arm, while Cloudchaser sits on his other shoulder, happy as could be. The ring is resembling a garbage dumpster at this point, as fans continue to chuck random objects into the ring-

Discord: When we started tonight, Thunderlane was one of the most hated people in the company. Now, after this match is said and done? I think it's safe to say that Cloudchaser has SKYROCKETED up the list, and now joins him up near the top!

Ahuizotl: To HELL with that! These two MAKE-UP the first two on the list! Put them in whichever order you want, but this pair DOMINATES the first two spots!

-The crowd begins to cheer as four individuals soon emerge from the back and stand at the bottom of the ramp in a line-

Discord: Hold the phone! It's DIVINE INTERVENTION! Octavia, Hoity Toity, Damien Sandow and King Blueblood!

Garble: OHOHOHOHOOOO! This'll be GOOOOOD! I've never looked forward to a beat down so badly!

-Thunderlane puts Cloudchaser back down on her feet, as they worriedly look at Divine Intervention, who doesn't look like they're here to celebrate with the new Champion-

Whooves: The crowd is actually CHEERING for Divine Intervention! That is a FIRST!

Crowd: KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* KICK THEIR A-SSES! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: YEAH! GET THEM! SHOW THEM THE PAIN GIZ HERO MUST BE FEELING RIGHT NOW! HE'S LOST HIS CHAMPIONSHIP, AND NOW ONE OF HIS DEAR FRIENDS!

-It doesn't seem like that's going to happen, though, as Thunderlane escorts himself and Cloudchaser out of the ring, the crowd booing urgently-

Garble: GET BACK IN THE DAMN RING! DON'T PUSSY OUT! YOU ALREADY COULDN'T WIN THE TITLE ON YOUR OWN, THUNDERLANE! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU AREN'T GOING TO STAND IN THE RING AND TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN?!

-Thunderlane grabs a microphone and puts it up to his mouth, holding his other hand up as Divine Intervention stare daggers at him from across the ring-

Thunderlane: Easy there, you four… I know why you're out here. I've been watching what's been transpiring all night! You and your Sublime cohorts? You've gotten the drop on my fellow members of the Lunacy roster… But me? -he chuckles- I'm WAAAAAY ahead of the curb! I'm a lot smarter than all those chumps! They DESERVED to get their asses beat if they couldn't see those attacks coming from a MILE away! But I'm always FIVE… That's right, FIVE steps ahead of all those around me! I know your boss probably informed you to "stick the winner" and all that stuff… But it's not going down like that! -loud boos- Yeah, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT ALL OF YOU! But I've had my share of action tonight. You guys are MORE than welcome to pick apart the carcass of The FORMER Carnage Champion, though…-he grins- Feel free on that end! There's not much left of him to begin with, but PLEASE, by all means... -he gestures towards the ring at Giz, who still hasn't moved an inch- Help yourselves.

-The members of Divine Intervention share looks with each others-

Blueblood: Celestia won't be pleased with us if we don't make SOME sort of impression...

Hoity: Hmmm… I suppose we'll just have to take what we can get. -Blueblood, Octavia and Sandow nod as Hoity leads the way, walking up the steps and entering through the middle rope. He holds the ropes down for Octavia so that she may enter, followed by Blueblood and Sandow-

Thunderlane: -nodding often with a state-wide smirk- Yeeeaaaah! You guys have a jolly good time, now! As for me? I'm gonna hit the old dusty trail… Say hi to Celestia for me! -He drops the mic on the ground as he puts an arm around Cloudchaser and begins to lead her away from the ring, holding his title belt in his other hand down by his waist. The crowd is EXTREMELY unhappy with their departure-

Crowd: I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY! I SEE A PUUUU-SSY!

Ahuizotl: Serenade that son of a bitch on his way out!

Thunderlane: -as he makes his way up the ramp- BE JEALOUS, NERDS! I'VE GOT THE TITLE, AND I'VE GOT THE GIRL, AND THEY'RE BOTH COMING HOME WITH ME! HAHAHA!

Garble: The more you talk, the more PISSED OFF I become! Divine Intervention… PLEASE! Wait until he turns his back, and rush up the ramp and BEAT THE PISS OUT OF HIM! Give that cunt Cloudchaser a good bashing, too!

-Unfortunately, they have no intention of doing that, as all four pounce at once, landing stomps on Giz's head and torso, the crowd booing with such high volumes-

Whooves: And the attack is put into motion! Giz Hero can't defend himself at all!

-Octavia starts to get very animated, as she drops to her knees and begins clubbing Giz's chest with both of her fists-

Ahuizotl: And Octavia has, being the vicious little wench that she usually is!

Whooves: She always feels like she's got something to prove, and she never has a problem mixing it up with the men of The EWF… Even though she claims to be a "lady"...

Discord: She IS a lady, Whooves! She's just one that has no problems getting her hands dirty!

-Octavia stands aside as Damien Sandow lifts Giz off the mat. Sandow holds him still, which allows her to slap at his face-

Garble: Come on now… There's no need for all this crap!

-Octavia lays it on thick, slapping Giz at least 8 times before Sandow finally hands him over to Blueblood-

Ahuizotl: Look at the handprints on Giz's face! And now King Blueblood, going to put on the finishing touches… HOPEFULLY!

-Blueblood hooks Giz's arms as he places his head in-between his legs. He jumps into the air, smashing Giz's face into the mat on his way down-

Whooves: And a Pedigree, with a little extra OOMPH behind it!

-Blueblood gets to his feet, as he and the other members of Divine Intervention look down at Giz with contempt. Hoity chortles in a mocking fashion over how easy that was. Octavia can't help but land another kick into Giz's ribs as she grits her teeth, wanting to kick him as hard as she could-

Garble: What is that bitch's deal?! You made your point! Fuck off!

Whooves: She's just acting all high and mighty because she knows that, if anything happens, she's got three MEN by her side that can sort things out for her.

-Blueblood holds the ropes open for Octavia which allows her to exit. Blueblood then exits the ring, followed by Hoity Toity and lastly, Sandow-

Ahuizotl: What a downright AWFUL night this turned out to be for Giz Hero… He was SCREWED out of The Carnage Championship by one of his best friends. And then after the match, he was subjected to a ferocious beatdown to rub salt in the wound…

Garble: And to think, it would've been THUNDERLANE and his new main squeeze in Giz's position right now if they weren't so observant of their surroundings! I mean, FUCK! Of all the people to be wise enough to know that an attack is coming, it was THOSE two! Just… Just FUCK!

Whooves: We were SO close to those two getting their just deserts… But Divine Intervention was just a little too late… And instead, Giz Hero, who had already been through ENOUGH at that point, fell victim to Divine Intervention.

Ahuizotl: He was simply at the wrong place, at the wrong time… I hope Thunderlane and Cloudchaser are happy with themselves…

-Divine Intervention are certainly happy with themselves, as they are led up the ramp by a horde of booing fans-

*The Main Event occurs*

Match Results:

Dark Match - Rumble defeated Vultarian by Pinfall (12:43)
The Vaudevillians defeated EGO by Pinfall (15:53)
The Sword defeated Fluttershy and Lightning Dust by Pinfall (25:24)
SCUM defeated Rack Attack by Pinfall (17:24)
Trixie defeated Cadance by Submission (20:43)
Turf defeated Diamond Tiara by Submission (17:37)
3MB defeated The Wythyst Family by Pinfall (34:37)
Sunset Shimmer defeated Twist by Pinfall (24:16)
Thunderlane defeated Giz Hero by Pinfall (26:27)

The Awkward Reviewer's Report (The Awkward Reviewer is now traveling to all EWF shows, and rating the matches):

Rumble vs Vultarian (3 and ¼ Stars)
The Vaudevillians vs EGO (3 and ¾ Stars)
The Sword vs Fluttershy and Lightning Dust (4 and ¾ Stars)
SCUM vs Rack Attack (3 and ¼ Stars)
Trixie vs Cadance (4 Stars)
Turf vs Diamond Tiara (3 and ¾ Stars)
3MB vs The Wythyst Family (5 Stars)
Sunset Shimmer vs Twist (4 and ½ Stars)
Thunderlane vs Giz Hero (4 and ½ Stars)