*One-Hundred percent reason to remember the name!*
-50 percent cheering fans, 50 percent pyrotechnics, 100 percent reason to figure out different ways to describe this intro-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome one and all to another edition of Friday night Sublime.
Discord: We certainly have a lot of chaos to shift through, especially in regards to the Sublime Tag-Team Championships.
Dr. Whooves: That's right, Discord. Last week on Sublime Starlight Glimmer's proteges, the now-called "Acolytes of Equality" faced off against former tag-team champions Babs Seed and Sour Tooth to determine the number one contenders for the titles.
Discord: But that match was interrupted by the sisters, Limestone and Marble Pie. Their reasons for causing the double disqualification are unknown, but they've succeeded in leaving the entire EWF Universe wondering who's going to face the Real Equestrians for the titles come High Stakes.
Dr. Whooves: Speaking of the Pie sisters, look who's heading to the ring now: It's Marble and Limestone.
-Both Marble and Limestone enter the ring, Limestone glares at various audience members while Marble seems to avoid eye-contact with everyone-
Limestone: Alright, listen up all of you!
-Crowd gets louder-
Limestone: I said, SHUT UP! *Ahem* That's better. Now, everyone's been wondering why my sister and I crashed last week's number one contender match. What reason could we possibly have for doing that? Well I'll give you a reason: WE'RE TIRED OF BEING FUCKING IGNORED!
-Marble winces-
Limestone: We've been on this cursed show for half a year now and we've got nothing to show for it. Marble and I are sick of being the punching bags of Sublime. Isn't that right, Marble?
Marble: Mhmm.
Limestone: The past few months we've been training harder than ever behind the scenes, working hard and waiting for the right moment to strike back and re-invent ourselves. Well, now's the time. We're going to be in the Sublime Tag-Team Championship match at high stakes, or we'll just keep on crashing the party until it happens!
*I'm the Cult of Personality!*
Discord: Uh-oh. Sorry Limestone, looks like General Manager Celestia is here to crash YOUR party.
Celestia: I had assumed you interfering in the number one contender's match as your way of desperately crying for my attention. Well, now you have it.
Limestone: Good, so that means yo-
Celestia: No. I'm not going to throw you a title shot just because you threatened to interfere in future matches. However, since you're so determined, I will give you the chance to EARN a title shot. Later tonight, you and your sister will face off in a tag-team matches against Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. The winning team will be added to the Sublime Tag-Team Championship match along with Babs Seed and Sour Tooth and the Real Equestrians. To be fair to the Acolytes of Equality, I'm going to give them a similar opportunity. They'll face off against former tag-team champions The Spa Twins. Likewise, the winner of that match will also be added to the title competition at high stakes.
-Crowd cheers-
Dr. Whooves: What an announcement! The first ever Fatal-Four-Way tag-team title match will take place at High Stakes! It's going to be amazing to see, it'll be interesting to watch how the Real Equestrians rise to counter this threat to their title reign.
-On cue, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle emerge from backstage and quickly run to the ring-
Match 1: Limestone Pie and Marble Pie vs. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle
*5 minutes later*
-Sweetie Belle knocks Marble back with a kick, Marble tries to retaliate with an uppercut but Sweetie Belle dodges it and Irish Whips her into the turnbuckle-
Discord: Marble Pie has been really reluctant in her offense for most of this match, and that hesitation has been allowing Sweetie Belle to have her way in the fight.
-Sweetie Belle tags in Apple Bloom, and the two of them perform a double suplex on Marble-
Dr. Whooves: One things for certain, Marble needs to tag in Limestone fast if her team is going to stay in this.
*4 minutes later*
-Apple Bloom knocks Marble down with a flying tackle, and then picks her back up and begins setting up for a Late Bloomer-
Discord: Uh-oh. Apple Bloom is setting up for something devastating.
-At the last minute Marble manages to counter and quickly makes the tag to Limestone. Limestone quickly charges into the ring and delivers a hard clothesline to Apple Bloom, and repeats it when Apple Bloom tries getting back up-
Dr. Whooves: Limestone is finally in this match, and she is full of momentum!
-Limestone stomps on Apple Bloom repeatedly while she's down before picking her up and hitting her with a Holder's Shoulder-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Limestone and Marble were just a second away from earning their first victory.
*5 minutes later*
-Limestone stuns Apple Bloom with a hard punch and goes for a grapple, but Apple Bloom ducks and goes behind her before hitting a suplex. Then when Limestone tries to recover Apple Bloom hits a Late Bloomer-
Dr. Whooves: Late Bloomer! This could be it!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Discord: Not quite. The pie sisters aren't quite out of energy yet.
-Apple Bloom tries to repeat the maneuver, but Limestone counters and tags in Marble Pie. Marble Pie quickly charges into the ring and hits a Mhmm-
Dr. Whooves: Deadly modified neckbreaker from Marble!
*1…...2…..3!*
Discord: She did it! The pie sisters have just won their first ever victory!
Baritone: Here are your winners, Marble Pie and Limestone Pie!
Dr. Whooves: This is a huge win for these two sisters, not only did they finally score a win, now they've earned themselves a shot at the Sublime Tag Team Titles.
-Marble and Limestone celebrate in the ring as the camera fades to commercial-
-The camera returns with Marble and Limestone walking backstage when they run into Maud Pie, who is carrying her CCW Championship title belt-
Maud: Hey. Glad I found you. I had been wanting to tell you how exciting it is that we're all on the same brand now.
Marble: Mhmm.
Limestone: Totally. Once Pinkie recovers from her injury we could all band together as one faction. With all four Pie sisters working together nobody on Sublime could stop us!
Maud: I'll think about it when the time comes. For now I'm trying to fly solo, I tried the whole team thing on Lunacy, it didn't go very far for me. There's one more thing, I know you're trying to re-invent yourselves, and that's great for you and all, but try not to let it go to your head. I've seen power do weird things to people. We wouldn't want some catastrophic chain of events to corrupt several members of Sublime's roster and create a suspiciously similar situation to Lunacy would we?
Limestone: Uhhhh…..no?
Maud: I'm glad you agree. Well, I've got to get going.
-Maud walks off, leaving her sisters looking quite confused-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like it's time for our other tag-team match of the evening. The Acolytes of Equality will face off against former tag-team champions The Spa Twins to determine who will be the fourth team participating in the Sublime Tag-Team Championship match at High Stakes.
*Even through the darkest days, this fire burns….ALWAAAAAAAAYS*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, weighing a combined 308 pounds, The Acolytes of Equality!
-Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee emerge on stage before doing the signature equality pose-
Dr. Whooves: It's definitely surprising to see those two out here without their teacher: Starlight Glimmer.
Discord: She's probably using this as an opportunity to test them. Worthy acolytes need to be able to hold out on their own after all.
*Spa Twins theme plays*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents, from Loneyville, weighing a combined 258 pounds, the Spa Twins!
Dr. Whooves: The Spa Twins have had a hard time finding their footing ever since they lost the Sublime Tag Team Championship to Babs Seed and Sour Tooth. This could be their chance to thrust themselves back into the spotlight once again.
Match 2: The Acolytes of Equality vs. The Spa Twins
*3 minutes later*
-Nurse Redheart sets up for a Defib, but Aloe counters with a hard knee to the mid-section. She then grabs tight hold of Redheart and drags her into the corner before tagging in Lotus, who quickly takes Redheart and does a neckbreaker-
Dr. Whooves: The Spa Twins have been showing their tag-team expertise in this match, making use of good teamwork and quick tags.
Discord: They aren't former Sublime Tag Team champions for nothing, The Acolytes are going to need to kick their effort up to two-hundred percent for this one.
*5 minutes later*
-Lotus Blossom stuns Cheerilee and hits a Treatment on her and goes for a pin, but only makes a 2 count-
Dr. Whooves: A two count on that one, the Acolytes could be nearing defeat her.
-Lotus Blossom climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a diving move, but Cheerilee counters by catching her in mid-air and hitting an Extra Credit-
Discord: Extra Credit! Lotus' high flying exploits just backfired spectacularly!
*1….2…..3!*
-Crowd boos-
Baritone: Here are your winners, The Acolytes of Equality!
Dr. Whooves: Love them or hate them, that was an excellent performance by Cheerilee and Nurse Redheart. Probably the best performance of both their careers.
Discord: I'm sure Starlight Glimmer is very proud of them after watching that.
*Commercial*
-Show returns backstage with Marigold and The Real Equestrians-
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm backstage with the Sublime Tag Team Champion: Spitfire and Fleetfoot, and of course, their manager Soarin. Do any of you have thoughts on the fatal-four-way taking place at High Stakes?
Soarin: It's certainly unprecedented, but we aren't too concerned.
Marigold: Why's that?
Soarin: Because these are the toughest damn women in the EWF! You just can't stop pure-blooded Equestrians filled with intense patriotic spirit. Sure, the odds are a bit overwhelming. But did the two-hundred Equestrians, outnumbered ten to one, back down before the battle of the Malamo?
Marigold: Uhhh…..
Soarin: *Sigh* Such a shame, nobody in Equestria even knows our history anymore. Well I'll tell you, no they did not! They fought bravely the entire battle and never backed down, and that's just what Spitfire and Fleetfoot here are going to do three weeks from now at High Stakes. They're going to dig in their heels and send those other tag-teams packing with their tails between their legs. Now, let's put our hands over our hearts and say in a loud,clear voice..
-The Real Equestrians get in position, Marigold just stands there confused looking but puts her hand over her heart as well after receiving a glare from Spitfire-
All: We the people!
-Camera returns to the ring-
*I'm not a whore but I like to do it*
Baritone: The following is a bra and panties match, introducing first, from Cloudsdale, weighing 137 pounds and standing five foot, ten inches tall, Cloudkicker!
-Cloudkicker emerges on stage, wearing even more stripper-ific attire than usual and walking down the ramp with confidence as if this was a fashion show or something-
Discord: Sublime's first ever bra and panties match, I'm so excited!
Dr. Whooves: I'd be lying if I disagreed. Although I have to wonder how much of a match we'll have. Cloudkicker seems like a natural to this….sort of thing...
Discord: Meanwhile Daring Do is quite the opposite. She might have to let loose a little if she wants to beat Cloudkicker in this type of match.
*Never back down!*
*Crowd cheers*
Baritone: And now approaching the ring, from Cloudsdale, weighing 125 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Daring Do!
-Daring emerges on stage, looking a lot more nervous than usual as she walks down towards the ring-
Dr. Whooves: The former International Champion is definitely lacking in her usual confidence. For once Cloudkicker may have the advantage.
Match 3: Bra and Panties Match, Cloudkicker/w Trenderhoof vs. Daring Do
*3 minutes later*
-Cloudkicker has Daring Do trapped on the ground and starts trying to remove her top, but Daring counters with a series of reverse elbows-
Discord: Daring has done a good job fighting off Cloudkicker's constant offense, but she's not going to win this by beating on her opponent. She'll need to make a move of her own soon.
*2 minutes later*
-Daring tries to grapple Cloudkicker, but Cloudkicker counters and shoves Daring Do into the turnbuckle. Daring tries to break free but Cloudkicker keeps her in place while pulling her shirt off in a dramatic fashion. Daring's eyes widen and she shivers a little. Cloudkicker only smirks as she reaches down and pulls off Daring's shorts without a fight-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Cloudkicker!
-Daring seems in shock for a time before coming to her senses and quickly escaping the ring, looking extremely embarrassed as she makes her way backstage-
Cloudkicker: *Giggles* Be sure to try again next time!
*Commercial*
-When the show returns Starlight Glimmer is in a dimly lit room backstage, on opposite sides of her stands Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee-
Starlight Glimmer: Every revolution faces adversity. There are always those who wish to preserve the status quo, unwitting slaves of the machine which oppresses them. Last week I was prepared to exact righteous retribution upon Rainbow Dash, but then Twilight Sparkle interfered. Not only did she interfere with me, she interfered with justice! This can not stand. Nobody gets in the way of my righteous cause without facing the proper punishment. Twilight, you could not of been more wrong in choosing me as your enemy. For I see the truth about you, your weakness is plain as day to me. You're a broken woman. A coward who couldn't overcome her problems and decided to flee. You're like a soldier who runs from the battlefield after a defeat, abandoning your comrades to their fate. What is it you hope to gain on Sublime? Redemption? Well, the only redemption you can find is through me. But it'll be a painful path, one I don't think you're strong enough to walk. There's only one way to find out. Tonight, I challenge you to face me in the main event. Celestia has already approved it, should you accept. Feel free to decline though, for that will only show the EWF Universe just how much of a worm you really are. If you do accept, prepare yourself to enter a world of pain far worse than anything you experienced on Lunacy.
-The screen fades out with Starlight putting on an evil grin before an equal sign appears-
Dr. Whooves: Well, that was a rather ominous challenge from Starlight Glimmer to Twilight Sparkle.
Discord: I'm sure Twilight will accept, and it'll make for a great match. For now though, an unlucky competitor is about to take on our very own World Brawler's Champion!
*Up-Beat Latin dance music plays*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Beunos Aires, Argentina, standing six foot, four inches tall, and weighing 244 pounds, Dr. Caballeron!
and Lady Constanza emerge on stage in flamboyant bright red attire before performing their usual dance routine down towards the ring-
Discord: Our doctor of dance will be facing his greatest challenge yet tonight. He's going one on one against the World Brawler's Champion, the Underbaker.
Dr. Whooves: It must of been devastating for Caballeron to lose to King Blueblood after coming so far in the King of the Ring tournament. But he did manage to secure himself a spot in the Brawl for it All Ladder match and has the chance to score a huge momentum boost here tonight.
*The lights go out and a buzzer sounds, followed by ominous funeralish music*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Bakeries Unknown, standing six foot, ten inches tall and weighing 299 pounds, he is the World Brawler's Champion, The Underbaker!
-Underbaker emerges in a black,hooded baker's uniform and begins his slow march towards the ring-
Dr. Whooves: I don't think any man in the EWF inspires as much fear as the Underbaker. He's one of the tallest competitors in the business, and probably one of the strongest on top of that. There's good reason he's champion of our male division.
Discord: Few people are able to stand in the ring with him for long. And only newly crowned King Blueblood has ever scored a victory over the undead baker.
Match 4: Dr. Caballeron/w Lady Constanza vs. The Underbaker
*5 minutes later*
-Caballeron goes to grapple The Underbaker, but Underbaker pushes him away and goes for a hard right hook, however Caballeron quickly slips out of the way before dodging several other attacks-
Dr. Whooves: Caballeron hasn't been able to land much against the Underbaker yet, but he's been putting his agility to good use in making sure the Underbaker hasn't been able to land much as well.
-Caballeron stuns Underbaker with a drop-kick and tries to follow up with a Samba Jive, but Underbaker counters and grabs Caballeron by the neck-
Discord: Uh-oh. Underbaker is preparing to deliver the chokeslam!
-Underbaker lifts Caballeron into the air before slamming him down with force-
Discord: There it is! Could this be it?
*1...2.-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Not quite! That was a close call, but it takes more than one chokeslam to put down the doctor of dance.
*6 minutes later*
-Underbaker goes for a Baker's Dozen, but Caballeron counters it and manages to hit Underbaker with a Samba Jive-
Dr. Whooves: Samba Jive! Underbaker is down, but can Caballeron capitalize?
-Caballeron moves in for a pin but The Underbaker suddenly sits straight up and starts getting to his feet. Caballeron immediately goes for the attack, but despite getting some hits in Underbaker seems to shrug all of it off before laying out Caballeron with another chokeslam-
Discord: Unbelievable! You never know what to expect from the Underbaker, just when you think you have him down he gets right back up and lays you out.
-Instead of going for a pin Underbaker locks in the Hell's Oven-
Dr. Whooves: Oh no! Hell's Oven! There's no getting out of this!
-Soon Caballeron is forced to tap and the bell rings-
Baritone: Here is your winner, The Underbaker!
Discord: Once again the undead baker stands strong over yet another defeated opponent. The champion is truly an unstoppable force.
Dr. Whooves: Caballeron put his best fight forward, but it just wasn't enough to overcome the power he was up against.
-Instead of his usual taunt The Underbaker merely gives Caballeron a respectful nod before picking up a microphone, the whole arena goes almost silent-
Underbaker: At the Royal Rumble, another victim fell prey before my demonic power. This month, one of his comrades steps up in a second attempt to dethrone my from my Championship. The newly crowned "King Blueblood" is filled with confidence and pride after winning his royal status. That very same pride will be his downfall. Blueblood, the dead-baker does not fear your royal status, your fancy scepter, or your red carpets. You are nothing but a preening peacock, and at High Stakes your feathers will be plucked for the second time. Do not expect any of the mercy you were shown in our first encounter. For this time I plan to open the door to Hell's oven and unleash a fiery rage the likes of which you never seen. And you will finally….REST…...IN…..PASTRIES!
-The crowd cheers as Underbaker drops the mic and does his official pose-
*Commercial*
-The show returns once again with Marigold backstage, this time interviewing Octavia-
Marigold: Hello everyone, I'm here backstage with the former International Champion *Octavia Glares*. Octavia, any thoughts on your rematch against Vinyl Scratch in three weeks?
Octavia: First off, you will address me as FUTURE International Champion, as we all know Vinyl's first victory is a fluke she will not be able to repeat. Secondly, what is there to say I haven't said already? Vinyl is unworthy of representing this brand, there's nothing surprising about her. Just the same failures….
-Vinyl Scratch enters the interview area, proudly holding the International title belt-
Vinyl: You call this a failure?
Octavia: As far as I'm concerned you're just keeping that warm for me. Now, this is MY interview, which means YOU need to get out!
Vinyl: So touchy. You know, Tavi, all that stress is really bad for your health. Maybe you should take a vacation and smoke a few.
Octavia: I would never poison my body with filthy recreational drugs. Unlike certain cretins such as yourself. Now if you'll excuse me, I have other matters to attend to. Thanks for wasting the rest of my interview time with your nonsense.
-Octavia sticks her nose up and walks out while Vinyl Scratch just shakes her head-
-Camera switches back to the main arena-
-Classy, royal music plays-
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Canterlot, standing six foot, four inches tall and weighing 235 pounds, representing Divine Intervention, King Blueblood!
-King Blueblood emerges on stage, wearing his crown and cape while carrying his scepter. He's flanked by all three other members of Canterlot Class: Octavia, Hoity Toity, and Sandow. All four of them pay no mind to the audience as they casually walk towards the ring with smug looks on their faces-
Dr. Whooves: If King Blueblood was in any way affected by Underbaker's words, he sure isn't showing it.
Discord: He's a King now, King's are supposed to have no fear.
Dr. Whooves: I think anyone with their insanity intact fears the Underbaker, but is is good to maintain an aura of confidence.
-Country music plays-
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, from Loneyville, standing six foot, eight inches tall, and weighing 275 pounds, Big MacIntosh!
Discord: And approaching the ring we have another of Sublime's giants, Big MacIntosh. It's doubtful anyone except for Bulk Biceps could match the sheer strength of this man.
Dr. Whooves: There's no doubt he'll be a huge challenge for King Blueblood. A win here would be a great momentum boost for either man.
Match 5: King Blueblood/w Divine Intervention vs. Big MacIntosh
*6 minutes later*
-Blueblood rolls out of the way of an attempted clothesline from Big MacIntosh. He then launches several punches and kicks that have little effect. Big MacIntosh then turns around and goes to hit Blueblood with a strong punch, but Blueblood dodges out of the way-
Discord: King Bluebood is savvy to avoid Big MacIntosh's attacks, with that kind of power one hit might be all it takes to ruin the match for you.
-Blueblood manages to kick Big MacIntosh in both knees, followed by a knee to the stomach, this puts MacIntosh in a kneeling position at Blueblood sets up for a Pedigree. However, Big MacIntosh manages to turn it around by standing up while holding Blueblood on his shoulders-
Dr. Whooves: What?! Big MacIntosh just turned out that Pedigree in a spectacular manner, King Blueblood is in a very bad position now!
-Big MacIntosh slams Blueblood on to the mat with extreme force-
Discord: Ouch! A back breaking slam from Big MacIntosh! Our King could be out of this one.
-Big MacIntosh goes for a pin, but only gets a 2 count-
Dr. Whooves: He managed to hold out this time, but another hit like that and King Blueblood could be done for.
*4 minutes later*
-Blueblood manages to back Big MacIntosh in the corner, he begins raining down punches until Big MacIntosh pushes him away with heavy force. He then goes for a clothesline, King Blueblood manages to duck it only for Big MacIntosh to grapple him and hit a Combine-
Dr. Whooves: Combine! A deadly inverted atomic drop from Big MacIntosh!
Discord: But can he score the pin this time?!
-Big MacIntosh goes for the pin, but Octavia distracts the referee long enough for King Blueblood to kick out. Big MacIntosh stands up and glares angrily at Octavia, but she simply jumps back down and stands safely behind Hoity Toity and Damien Sandow, all the while taunting Big MacIntosh with a smug smirk on her face-
Dr. Whooves: Ugh. The usual Divine Intervention shenanigans.
Discord: Whooves, with as much as they do it, I'd say it's a tried and true tactic. And there's nothing wrong about using tried and true tactics.
Dr. Whooves: Tried and true tactic my tea cup! It's blatant cheating and you know it.
*5 minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh and King Blueblood go back and forth in a series of grapples after a time Big MacIntosh shoves Blueblood away, but he accidently pushes Blueblood into the referee who loses balances and gets thrown out of the ring, knocked out upon hitting the floor-
Discord: Oh shit! The official is down!
-Shortly afterwards the rest of Divine Intervention quickly enters the ring-
Dr. Whooves: That was the last kind of accident Big MacIntosh needed to happen. Now the wolves are coming in and there's no park ranger to help him.
-All four members of Divine Intervention start assaulting Big MacIntosh, getting him to the ground and viciously hitting him with everything they have. They try to set him up against a turnbuckle but he shockingly knocks each of them back one by one-
Dr. Whooves: Big MacIntosh fighting back! Four on one and he's still mustering offense!
-Big MacIntosh hits both Damien Sandow and Hoity Toity with punches straight to the face before delivering a Nope to Blueblood. During all this Octavia quickly slips out of the ring and picks up King Blueblood's scepter-
Discord: Uh-oh. Big MacIntosh better look out, Octavia is about to bring in the heavy artillery.
-As Hoity Toity and Damien Sandow try to regroup Big MacIntosh sends them both out of the ring with a double clothesline, however he's caught unaware as Octavia slips into the ring and hits him over the head with the scepter. The crowd boos as Big MacIntosh slumps to the ground-
Dr. Whooves: God dammit, Octavia! There's no need for this!
-Octavia hits Big MacIntosh with the scepter a couple additional times for good measure before dragging Blueblood on top of him. She then wakes up the referee and puts on an innocent face as she helps him referee then enters the ring and starts counting the pin-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on. Not like this…
*1….2….3!*
Discord: And that's all she wrote.
Baritone: Here is your winner, King Blueblood!
-Crowd boos-
Dr. Whooves: More like, "Here is your winner, Octavia."
Discord: Stop being so salty, Whooves. Octavia is the official manager of Divine Intervention, it's her job to make sure it's members achieve victory by any means possible. She's just one of those rare, hands-on manager types.
Dr. Whooves: Ugh. But is that really the proper behavior of a former International Champion? For a woman who acts so prissy and pristine most of the time Octavia has shown some terrifying sociopathic tendencies.
Discord: Like it or not, the King of the Ring now has another victory under his belt.
Dr. Whooves: Perhaps. But Big MacIntosh has nothing to be ashamed of. He put up an excellent fight, and probably would of won this battle if it weren't for the outside interference.
*Commercial*
*A hundred thousand stories have filled my head*
Dr. Whooves: Oh boy. Here we go ladies and gentlemen. Twilight Sparkle is heading to the ring, undoubtedly to deliver her answer to Starlight Glimmer's challenge.
Discord: It could all be a trap though. Starlight might be hiding underneath the ring as we speak.
-Twilight enters the ring with a microphone, meanwhile the fans are cheering her on-
Twilight: I never expected such a warm reception from the fans of Sublime. Before I answer Starlight's challenge, I wanted to thank you all. You fans are what makes this job worth doing, despite the other problems that come with it. I came to this show to get a fresh start, for there was no longer any place for me on Lunacy. Starlight calls me a coward for this, and maybe she's partly right. But it was the smart thing to do. There's nothing I can do to help Lunacy, but I can help protect Sublime from tyrants similar to the System. Starlight Glimmer wants to force her twisted vision of "Equality" on to everyone else, but I'm not going to let that happen. I'm not going to let my friends down like I did before, and I certainly won't fail like I did before. Every person backstage should be free to follow their own path. That's something Luna doesn't understand, and it's something you don't understand either, Starlight. You want to fight me? Well, I accept. Let's see how strong this "Righteous cause" of yours really is!
*Even in the darkest days, this fire burns….alwaaaaaaaaaays*
Dr. Whooves: Looks like things are about to heat up, here comes Starlight Glimmer!
Discord: I've been waiting for this all night, this fight is going to be so great!
Starlight Glimmer: Twilight, Twilight, Twilight…..How foolish and naive could you be? You really think you're any match for me?
Twilight: Maybe not, maybe so. Let's find out.
Main Event: Twilight Sparkle vs. Starlight Glimmer w/ Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee
Dr. Whooves: The match is about to begin, but it looks like we're being joined at ringside by the World Fighter's Champion, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: I heard Twilight was taking on Starlight, so I wanted to be close by in case anything stupid goes down.
-Starlight takes note of Rainbow's presence and sneers-
Discord: She doesn't look very happy to see you.
Rainbow Dash: Not surprised. Starlight loves picking on people who are all alone, me being here has to really ruin whatever plan she has in mind.
-The bell rings, Starlight and Twilight begin circling each other, each sizing up the competition-
Dr. Whooves: A tense standoff between the two competitors so far, each is waiting to see if the other will make the first move.
-Eventually both charges forward, locking arms as each tries going for a grapple. Eventually this break and the two start rapidly trading punches and kicks-
Discord: Here we go! The actions exploding now, time to kick off this main event!
*8 minutes later*
-Twilight goes for a Spellcheck, but Starlight Glimmer quickly counters it and shoves her into the turnbuckle-
Starlight: Tch. Is that REALLY the best you can do? If you were the worst The System had to deal with I can see why they won so easily.
Dr. Whooves: And here comes the signature taunting.
Rainbow Dash: Come on, Twi. Don't let her talk down to you like that.
-Twilight gets back into the fight, managing to land a couple quickly strikes before Starlight grabs hold of her leg and elbows it. She then sweeps to the ground and goes for a quick pin, but only getting a one count-
Discord: Only a one count that time, but Twilight really needs to shift the tide of this match before it's too late.
*9 minutes later*
-Starlight Glimmer lifts Twilight into the air and hits a Double Revolution-
Starlight: You should have just remained Luna's puppet, it would of made everything a lot easier for you.
-Twilight slowly gets to her feet, glaring at Starlight-
Starlight: Oh, are you angry now?
-Twilight charges at Starlight with frightening speed and manages to tackle her to the ground, starting to rain down repeated punches to the face. She then gets Starlight up and hits a Take A Note!-
Dr. Whooves: Take a Note! This is Twilight's chance!
Rainbow Dash: Come on, Twi! You got this!
-Twilight goes for a pin, meanwhile Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee look ready to interfere-
Rainbow Dash: Not on my watch!
-Rainbow Dash gets up for the announce table and attacks both the Acolytes before they can assist Starlight Glimmer. Meanwhile Twilight Sparkle starts the pin-
Referee: 1...2..-Starlight kicks out-
Discord: That was close, but Starlight's determination is hard to break.
-Rainbow Dash starts brawling with both Cheerilee and Nurse Redheart outside the ring, at first she manages to hold them both off but is surprised by a sudden Extra Credit by Cheerilee. They then back her against the barricade and start kicking and punching her repeatedly-
Dr. Whooves: Uh-oh, the champion is outnumbered and in trouble!
-The crowd cheers as Spitfire and Fleetfoot sprint down the ramp and start engaging the Acolytes-
Discord: The Real Equestrians! This match is turning into a full-scale war!
-Rainbow Dash joins the Real Equestrians in keeping the Acolytes at bay, leaving Twilight and Starlight alone in the ring-
Starlight: Just me and you, Twilight. Let's see what a former champion of Lunacy is capable of!
-Twilight charges forward and attacks Starlight with an impressive series of back and forth kicks and grapples, she eventually stuns Starlight and starts setting up for a Take a Note-
Dr. Whooves: We could be seeing Take A Note for a second time, this could put Starlight away!
-At the last moment Starlight counters and hits an Equalizer-
Discord: Countered! An Equalizer from nowhere! Rainbow Dash and the Real Equestrians are too far away to do anything!
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd boos-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Starlight Glimmer!
-Rainbow Dash looks at the ring in disappointed shock, meanwhile the Acolytes slip away from the Real Equestrians and join Starlight in the ring. Both Cheerilee and Nurse Redheart get a top the turnbuckles and perform the equal symbol, while Starlight looks onward in victory. Rainbow Dash helps Twilight out of the ring before they all start to withdraw-
Dr. Whooves: An imposing sight in the ring right now, Starlight and her Acolytes have achieved yet another major victory. Can anyone stop this group?
Discord: Well, they certainly have a fierce coalition of resistance. It could go either way.
Dr. Whooves: It'll be interesting to see where this battle goes next, but for now we're out of time. See you all on the next edition of Friday Night Sublime!
*End of show*

Match Results:
-The Sediment Sisters defeated Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle (14:08)
-The Acolytes of Equality defeated The Spa Twins (8:24)
-Bra and Panties match, Cloudkicker defeated Daring Do (5:00)
-The Underbaker defeated Dr. Caballeron (11:45)
-King Blueblood/w Divine Intervention defeated Big MacIntosh (15:39)
-Starlight Glimmer defeated Twilight Sparkle (17:52)

Matches for High Stakes (FINALIZED):
-World Fighter's Championship: Rainbow Dash (C) vs. Starlight Glimmer
-World Brawler's Championship: The Underbaker (C) vs. King Blueblood
-International Championship: Vinyl Scratch (C) vs. Octavia
-Sublime Tag-Team Championship, Fatal-Four-Way: The Real Equestrians (C) vs. Babs Seed and Sour Tooth vs. The Sediment Sisters vs. The Acolytes of Equality
-Combos of Carnage Championship (Interbrand): Rack Attack (C) vs. The Teacher's Pets vs. SLIME
-Fight For You Right Ladder Match: Apple Boom vs. Amira vs. Night Glider vs. Twilight Sparkle vs. Colgate vs. Commander Hurricane vs. Maud Pie vs. Sweetie Belle
-Brawl For It All Ladder Match: Hoity Toity vs. Damien Sandow vs. Dr. Caballeron vs. Big MacIntosh vs. Pipsqueak vs. Uncle Wing vs. Steamer vs Caramel