*The Beautiful People….OHHHHHH*

-Another strong exhibit of fireworks opens up what is sure to be another action-packed episode of Monday Night Lunacy. The crowd is amped up, as always-

Ahuizotl: Welcome one and all, to Monday Night Lunacy! Week two of General Manager Luna's reign has begun, as we here at the EWF continue to adjust to our newly formed administration.

Garble: Let's be real here, 'Zotl. We are NEVER going to get used to this. Lunacy has been turned completely upside down!

Ahuizotl: You very well may be right...last week, we lost our first casualty to Luna's unjust legislation...Twilight Sparkle.

Garble: The woman who was essential in BEGINNING the fight against The System, has now left the building, and Friday Night on Sublime, she found greener pastures. She's smarter than the rest of us, 'Zotl, because she's gone, and fools like us are still here.

Ahuizotl: You and I are here because we have very important jobs to do, which must be delayed for right now, because the spearheads of The System, Mr. Swirlinaitis and Luna are in the ring.

Mr. Swirlinaitis: My name...is Mr. Star Swirlinaitis…-the fans waste no time in booing as soon as he opens his mouth- let's not start this week's show off on the wrong foot, okay, people?

Ahuizotl: The EWF fans haven't gotten over the loss of Mr. Rich, and I doubt that they ever will!

Crowd: AAAAASS-HOLE! AAAAASS-HOLE! AAAAASS-HOLE! AAAAASS-HOLE! AAAAASS-HOLE! AAAAASS-HOLE! AAAAASS-HOLE! AAAAASS-HOLE! AAAAASS-HOLE!

Swirlinaitis: There's no point to this! The General Manager and I have NO problem holding up this broadcast until you allow us to speak! -the crowd continues to boo. Their hatred soon turns to appreciation as the sound of glass shattering fills the arena, which causes Swirlinaitis to throw his hands up in anger-

Garble: The fans' mood has changed in the drop of a dime, and so has the mood, because look who is making her way down the ramp!

Ahuizotl: That signature head-bob can only belong to ONE woman...the toughest Daughter of a Bitch in the wrestling industry! "Marble Cold" Berry Punch!

-Berry travels down the ramp, glancing at the fans around her, while Luna scowls intently-

Garble: Luna, Swirlinaitis, they don't look the LEAST bit happy to see her...but these fans, they're ECSTATIC! Not only because this shuts up Swirlinaitis for the time being, but also given the fact that Berry Punch is one of the most beloved superstars on Lunacy!

Ahuizotl: I'm not sure how smart it is to interrupt your bosses, but I doubt that Berry Punch cares at all! Consequences do not faze her. She does whatever she wants, whenever she damn well feels like it!

Garble: Women like her are the BANE of Luna's existence...she demands ORDER and RESPECT, and Berry Punch is the LAST woman to give that to her!

-Berry enters the ring, snatching the microphone from Swirlinaitis' hand. She stands in front of her bosses-

Crowd: BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY!

Luna: How DARE you cheer her actions! And how DARE you step into MY ring without permission, especially during what was meant to be a CRUCIAL address on the state of MY show! Do you have any idea what you've d-

Berry: Eh eh eh eh eh! EH! …...EH! Let me stop ya right there, before you fly off the handle, because I need to let you know, that you're wasting your breath! -cheers- The state of Monday Night Lunacy...it doesn't need to be addressed. It goes without saying, that at this rate, with the way things are goin'...Lunacy ain't got a PRAYER. Now me? If I had a prayer, it'd be something like…"dear Gods of the Squared Circle...could you please...PLEASE do me, and every last sum' bitch that cares about the future of this show...PLEASE remove these IRRITATING, SHORTSIGHTED, BRAINLESS PISSANTS…-he glares at Luna and Swirlinaitis, as the fans cheer immensely- from power. Thank you...AMEN. -the cheers continue-

Garble: WOOOOW…PREACH.

Swirlinaitis: You can't speak about us like that!

Berry: The hell I can't. You don't OWN my thoughts, and you damn sure can't stop me from speakin' them. You two clowns ain't my boss! Filthy Rich...HE'S my boss, and that'll NEVER change. You may have ran Twilight Sparkle out of town, and I don't blame her for leaving ONE BIT; this place IS the definition of a hellhole, after all, but you won't get the same results with "Marble Cold," you can be sure of that! I ain't gonna lay down and submit to you assholes. I've been fightin' all my life, and I never ONCE surrendered. Surrendering ain't an option! People like them two...they led the charge, and they weren't afraid to speak their mind, and stand up against your BS! Filthy, Twilight, they may have vanished, but in their absence, I'm gonna continue the fight that they started! -major cheers- I'll do it all on my own if I have to! I'm gonna swing the momentum of this whole thing in MY favor, and EVERYONE who gets in my way, well...I'm gonna raise some hell all over their sorry asses! -cheers- Take careful note of how I said "everyone"...-there is a long pause, before Berry drops her mic, and kicks Luna in the gut, which forces her to drop her microphone as the crowd is sent into hysterics as Luna has no choice but to be faced with a Bar Tab!-

Garble: OH GOD! OH GOD! NO ONE IS SAFE FROM BERRY'S WRATH, NOT EVEN LUNA!

-Luna falls limp to the mat, back-first as the crowd is losing their minds-

Ahuizotl: The most POWERFUL woman in the EWF, just got TAKEN OUT by an UNYIELDING Berry Punch!

-Swirlinaitis can only stare shockingly at Berry's action. Berry looks up from the mat at him with an irate expression-

Berry: I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS, TOO! -she steps up to Swirlinaitis, who promptly drops to the mat, and begins to aid Luna out of the ring at once-

Garble: The Executive Vice President has NO intentions of being EXECUTED by the Bar Tab!

-Berry begins climbing up the four corner, raising her middle fingers into the air, as the crowd showers her in gratitude-

Crowd: THANK YOU, BER-RY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, BER-RY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, BER-RY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, BER-RY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, BER-RY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: And if you recall, this is the SECOND time Luna has taken a Bar Tab straight up! The first time was when Mr. Rich was in power, so Berry Punch got off the hook, but now that he is gone, there is NOTHING that can save her from the IRE of Luna and The System!

Garble: I don't know what will await her, but it's sure to test her drive to carry on her fight against Luna's tyranny. Like you said, though, no matter WHAT is coming her way, it won't matter to Berry Punch! She just hit the GENERAL MANAGER with a Bar Tab! Clearly, she's not afraid of ANYTHING.

-As Berry climbs the third turnbuckle, her attention is sent to the top of the ramp as Shining Armor's theme song hits, the crowd booing profusely-

Ahuizotl: Now what's this? Berry's celebration is being interrupted!

Madden: The following TAG TEAM conteeest, is scheduled foooor ONE FAAAAALLLLL! Introducing, Berry Punch's partner...froooom CANTERLOOOT! Weighing in at 244 POOOOUNDS..SHINIIIIIIIIING..AAAAAARRRRMOOOORRRR!

Ahuizotl: Oh...I...I guess tonight's first match is about to begin. Last week, two Battle Royals were held to determine the final 7 participants in the Hope Springs Eternal, and the Carnival of Carnage ladder matches for High Stakes. Over the next few weeks, Lunacy will host as many matches as we possibly can between the men and women that will make up those ladder matches.

Garble: And our first one is coming up. It'll be a tag team match, and the man waltzing down the aisle is likely one of the LAST people she would want to team up with…

Ahuizotl: Considering the fact that Shining Armor is HIGHLY associated with the woman she just assaulted, this team could implode before the bell even RINGS! It seems ironic that Shining Armor is Berry's partner, but from what I am aware of, the match cards of each episode are set BEFORE we go live on the air, so surely this CAN'T be Luna stacking the deck against Berry Punch on the fly.

Garble: Nah, it's gotta be a total coincidence that Berry drew a partner who does the bidding of Luna. How lucky for her…

-Shining enters the ring, practically gritting his teeth as he stares at Berry, who responds with a middle finger, which just about sends Shining over the edge-

Garble: Ohoho...it's going to be VERY interesting to see this match play out…

*"Devious" by Dale Oliver introduces us to this dysfunctional team's first opponents*

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! First! Accompaniiied, by Gustave Le Grand and Fleur DE LIS! Froooom CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 248 POOOOOUNDS..FAAAAAANCYYYY PAAAAANTS!

Garble: Last week, EGO once again stated that this month would be the month that they revitalize their careers. Fleur De Lis and Gustave Le Grand couldn't quite qualify for High Stakes, but Fancy Pants pulled through for all of them, and wound up in the final TWO, along with Thunderlane.

Ahuizotl: It was a startling performance for Fancy Pants, and a reminder of what he, and the rest of EGO can do as a unit. Many will argue that Fancy lasted as long as he did in that Battle Royal because of the wily Fleur De Lis' persistent distractions, and that may be true. But the fact remains that Fancy Pants will represent EGO at High Stakes, as he looks to capture the Carnival of Carnage briefcase.

Garble: And you can be sure that both Gustave, and more-so Fleur will be ACTIVELY involved in this match. I doubt Fancy needs the advantage of them, however, as I don't see Berry and Shining Armor working together long enough to achieve victory.

*SIERRA, WHISKEY, OSCAR, ROMEO, DELTA..SWORD* -cheers slightly return to the arena-

Ahuizotl: Looks like Fancy Pants hit the jackpot!

-Beth Drollins is shown at the top of the stairway, overlooking the sea of fans-

Madden: Aaaaand HIS PARTNER! Frooom DAVENPORT, IOWAAAAA! Weighing in at 120 POOOOUNDS..BEEEEEEETH..DROOOOOLLIIIIIIIINS!

Garble: Last week's Battle Royal for the women ended in a STALEMATE between Beth Drollins, and Amay Wythyst. Those two women fought all over the ring, and even on the APRON for a good while! Both of them wound up slamming into the floor after Beth attempted to eliminate The Eater of Worlds with a Springboard Knee.

Ahuizotl: Tonight, Drollins looks to secure a victory, and establish herself as the woman with the most momentum in the Hope Springs Eternal match.

Garble: Berry Punch and Drollins are no strangers to one another. They competed against each other in a 6 women tag team match last month, and they both stood toe-to-toe against each other at The Royal Rumble.

Ahuizotl: Berry Punch was defiant in those matches, and she will continue to be defiant tonight, no question about it.

-Drollins somersaults over the barricade and eyes Berry Punch, who is also staring a hole through her-

Match 1: Shining Armor & Berry Punch vs Beth Drollins & Fancy Pants w/ Gustave Le Grand and Fleur De Lis

-6 minutes later-

-With Berry rising to her feet off of the mat, Beth Drollins springboards off the top rope-

Garble: Here comes that dreaded knee- -Beth is kicked in the gut, her feet landing on top of the mat, before she gets PLANTED with a Bar Tab!-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd cheers loudly- DROLLINS GOT KICKED OUT OF THE AIR! BERRY AVOIDED THAT FLYING KNEE THAT HAS EXPUNGED MANY A FOE OF DROLLINS!

-Berry makes a quick cover-

*1…..2..-the cover is broken up by none other than SHINING ARMOR, who pulls Berry off of Drollins' body whilst the crowd boos loudly-

Garble: OH COME ON! SHINING ARMOR JUST SCREWED BOTH HE AND HIS PARTNER OUT OF A POSSIBLE WIN!

Ahuizotl: We knew it was only a matter of time...Shining Armor sure loves winning, but he needs to save face here, and show Berry that she can't just take out her aggression on Luna and get away with it!

Garble: Screw that! Shining Armor shouldn't be able to get away with THAT right there!

Shining: That'll teach you to give lip to Ms. Luna, you beer-gutted buffoo-

-Shining Armor is silenced as Berry kicks him in the gut and drops HIM with a Bar Tab!-

Garble: -as the crowd's cheers resurface, louder than ever- AHAHA! And that'll teach YOU to ruin your partner's chance at winning, you CHUMP!

-Berry shoves Shining under the bottom rope with her boot, as chants of "BER-RY" break out-

Ahuizotl: Berry Punch isn't taking any crap from ANYONE, just like she warned! She's handed out Bar Tabs to Luna, Drollins AND Shining Armor! Who could possibly be next?!

-As Berry has her back turned, Beth Drollins, upon getting back up to her feet, grabs hold of Berry and shoves her through the middle turnbuckle, where her shoulder collides with the ringpost, creating a loud "THUD"-

Garble: It's looking like nobody at this point! That Bar Tab to Shining may spell the end for her hopes of winning this match.

-Drollins pulls Berry away from the ringpost, and lifts her onto her shoulders. She then runs with her until she gets halfway across the ring, at which point she heaves her forward into the turnbuckles-

Ahuizotl: A FEROCIOUS Turnbuckle Powerbomb by Beth Drollins! Berry has no choice but to CRUMBLE to the mat…

Garble: Drollins, looking to end it!

*1….2…-Berry valiantly kicks out, as the crowd cheers-

Garble: That Buckle Bomb was executed with such AUTHORITY, but as we've learned, Berry has a strong DISDAIN for authority.

Ahuizotl: I see what you did there. Very clever, but you are correct. Perhaps Berry now has an even GREATER chance to win with Shining Armor out of the equation!

Drollins: -getting to her feet, and leaning down at Berry- Give up, you SLOB! You'll need to have your alcohol pumped through your BLOODSTREAM by the time I'm done with you!

Garble: Well, damn...what a threat by Beth Drollins. I'd imagine Berry thinks that would be pretty cool, though.

-7 minutes later-

-As Berry awaits Drollins getting to her feet, Fleur De Lis hops up onto the apron-

Ahuizotl: It was only a matter of time before that wench made her presence felt!

-Berry turns around, grabbing ahold of Fleur's head with both hands and chucking her over the top rope to where she lands on her back-

Garble: And Berry's got half a mind to make her pay for interfering!

-Berry brings Fleur to her feet, and kicks her in the gut. But before she can execute a Bar Tab, Fleur pushes her away before dropping to the mat and rolling out under the bottom rope. Berry comes face-to-face with a now upright Drollins, who lands a kick of her own into Berry's gut, before wrapping an arm around Berry's head and propelling herself over Berry's own body, slamming her neck and back into the mat-

Ahuizotl: -the crowd OHHHs at the impact of the lethal move- HOLY HELL! Drollins calls that the Skywalker! It's a Standing shiranui if you're fancy!

*1…..2…..3!* -the crowd boos as the bell rings, Drollins releasing the pinfall on Berry as she gets to her feet, falling back against the ropes with one hand on her head, and the other raised in the air as she grins toothily-

Garble: Speaking of Fancy, he and Beth Drollins have picked up an all-important victory!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNEEEEERRRRS...FAAAAAANCY PAAAAANTS, and BEEEEETH..DROOOOOLLIIIIIINS!

Ahuizotl: Though neither were able to pull out a victory in their respective Battle Royals last week, tonight on Lunacy, Beth Drollins and her partner, Fancy Pants, came out victorious over Berry Punch, and Shining Armor, who stood outside and did nothing but WATCH as his partner's shoulders were counted down!

Garble: And that bastard is SMILING, he's RELISHING in the fact that he was able to play a part in depriving Berry Punch of a victory! Berry was able to embarrass both Luna AND himself by hitting each of them with a Bar Tab, but all the Bar Tabs in the world weren't enough to secure Berry a victory in this tag team matchup.

Ahuizotl: In fact, Berry's knack for Bar Tabbing people wound up costing her this match. She felt obliged to nail the interfering Fleur De Lis with one. She just didn't expect Fleur to counter the attempt. But once she did, Beth Drollins was in prime position to nail the Bar Room Brawler with a kick of her own, followed by the Skywalker.

-Drollins leaves through the crowd after climbing over the barricade, while Fancy Pants basks in his victory outside of the ring along with Fleur and Gustave. Berry is still lying on the mat as Shining Armor stands outside of the ring, with his arms crossed, and a large grin spread across his face-

Garble: Drollins is content...EGO is ecstatic...and Shining Armor acts like a massive tool yet again. What else is new? Unfortunately for Berry Punch, she is the only one involved in this match that isn't walking away with a smile on her face.

Ahuizotl: Even though she may have lost, implementing THREE Bar Tabs onto THREE of her enemies is quite the accomplishment to rave about.

-We head to commercial as Berry begins stirring to her feet, glaring at Shining Armor, venom in her eyes as he flips her off with both middle fingers from the outside of the ring with glee in HIS eyes-

Crowd: SHI-NING'S A FUCK-BOY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SHI-NING'S A FUCK-BOY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SHI-NING'S A FUCK-BOY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SHI-NING'S A FUCK-BOY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SHI-NING'S A FUCK-BOY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Back from commercial, we head to the interview area, where Silver Shill is standing by with his first guest of the night-

Silver Shill: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time...a man that since last week, has been identified simply...as Klaus… -the camera pans over as Klaus calmly struts into the frame, looking at the camera and then at Silver Shill with a blank, yet somehow smug look on his face- Uh..h-hello there, Klaus.

Klaus: -speaking with a German accent and sliding a pair of see-through ski goggles onto his forehead- Good day to you, tiny man.

Silver: We're just about the same height…

Klaus: -looking at Silver with contempt- ...Well what if I do THIS? -he looks off in the distance as he stands on his tippy toes- What say you now? -he looks at Silver-

Silver: …..Uh...that changes things a bit…

Klaus: Yeees! Now you are tiny TINY man. I am huge, bigger than tallest building.

Silver: Yes you...yes you are…

Klaus: Yeees!

Silver: ….

Klaus: ….

Silver: ….So uh...what's with the goggles?

Klaus: They are for skiing.

Silver: Sk-skiing?

Klaus: Yeees! I'm a ski instructor.

Silver: You...you are?

Klaus: Yes I'm an EVIL ski instructor.

Silver: What...what makes you so evil?

Klaus: -he's looking off in the distance as he answers- Because I win and you LOSE. -he then looks at Silver-

Silver: I see…

Klaus: Yeees! Every time I race someone..I'm at the bottom of the hill and they're still at the top going swoosh. And I'm in the..I'm in the lounge having hot cocoa.

-There is a pause as Silver has to stifle his laughter with all of his might. Meanwhile, Klaus looks around-

Silver: So you are both a wrestler AND a skier?

Klaus: Yeees! I am starting the slow transition away from the slopes, as it has gotten to be a bit tedious. I am the best skier in the world, so this is not big surprise to me. All great athletes are able to be successful in more than one sport, and I am the GREATEST of athletes, so wrestling? I will be the best in no time. In fact, I am ALREADY the best. I am the best skier, the best wrestler, and best person to ever live EVER.

Silver: EVER?

Klaus: Yeees! Ever.

Silver: If you are the best wrestler, why did we not see you in that Battle Royal until the match was nearly over?

Klaus: It would do you well in life to LISTEN, tiny man. Like I said, I am the best wrestler AND skier, so that means I make time to do BOTH. During the time that Royal Battle was going on, I had to teach some young upstart skier some of the basics. After our practice session was over, I decided to incorporate my new wrestling craft into my skiing instructions, so I beat this little kid up. Hahaha! It was fun. Then I remembered that I needed to get back to the Alumnus, so I put on my skis and traveled back to this place.

Silver: You...don't drive cars to and fro?

Klaus: Hahaha! Cars...don't be silly. Gas is costly these days. It also helps that I am the best driver ever, so I was able to get to the arena without so much as causing...hmm, let's see...14 head-on collisions, and 6 pileups. But I wasn't involved in a single one of them, so I pat myself on the back, and was able to re-enter the ring and make my magnificent presence felt.

Silver: I would say you did indeed do that, as you eliminated both Neon Lights AND Bill Nyeker at the same time.

Klaus: Yeees! And I would've disposed of even MORE of those piteous dummkopfs if that dreaded hedgehog didn't show up.

Silver: ...Hedgehog? Are you talking about your opponent tonight, Flash Sentry?

Klaus: I don't care what his name is, for he will never be as awesome and cool as me. He has spiky blue hair, like a hedgehog. I am a world class athlete, and to lose to the likes of him would be DISGRACEFUL to my very existence. I dress in fine tailored suits -he gestures to the nice suit he is wearing- because I am worth it. He dresses in t-shirts and jeans because that is how inferior street rats like him are expected to dress. I've made a lot of money during my skiing ventures. More money than Flush Centaur has ever seen, and I plan to make a lot of money as a professional wrestler. My lint-free pockets will be a few inches deeper by the end of tonight, when I win and he...LOSES. Because THAT is what cool people like me do...we WIN, because we are incapable of garnering any other result. If Hedgehog man wants to have any hope of besting me he should stay LIGHT...-he finally steps off of his tippy toes- on his feet. Thew...I am so awesome and have such great toe flexibility. -He shares a final look at Silver, chuckling at the fact that he is so much cooler than him before putting his goggles back around his eyes and walking off-

-The sound of a familiar guitar riff lights up the crowd as our next match is about to be underway-

Ahuizotl: Some strong and...strange words from Klaus, the Evil Ski Instructor turned pro wrestler, directed to THIS MAN!

-Flash appears on the stage, sporting a new black hoody that adorns a logo that looks like this: gyazo dot com/10ab0e5a602f5342b0b29c4b3a37f2f5 (I realize I'm not going to be majoring in graphic design anytime soon. I also know it looks like shit. At least I tried.) He is looking around the arena as always with his crazy eyes, and throwing some practice jabs at the air as he begins to walk down the ramp-

Madden: The following conteeest, is scheduled fooor ONE FAAAALL! Introducing FIRST...froooom CANTERLOOOOT! Weighing in at 227 POOOOUNDS...FLAAAAAAAASHHHH..SEEEEEEEENTRRRRRYYYYY!

Garble: And you can tell by the look on his face, and as he walks down that ramp, that Flash Sentry is always, and I mean ALWAYS, ready for a fight! No matter who it is, or what the situation is, this man will come into that ring guns ablazing!

Ahuizotl: Often times, he does this without thinking of the ramifications. But that's exactly how Flash likes it! He would rather focus on his fighting then have to worry about what his opponents are going to do to him inside that ring.

Garble: Flash is as carefree as they come, and no matter what his opponents throw at him, he can handle it and give it RIGHT back to 'em! The scary part is...he enjoys punishment. Both dishing it out, and it being given to him in return. HOW can you fight somebody that will put their body on the line without a regret in the world?

Ahuizotl: I don't know if anyone has figured that out against Flash yet. His mind is an enigma, and nobody has dare tried to explore that mind thus far.

-Flash jumps onto the apron, entering the through the middle rope. He throws his hoodie over the top rope and climbs up onto the middle rope, wiping his nose with his thumb before popping his shoulders as he drops to the mat below. He walks around the perimeter of the ring, punching one taped fist into the other-

-"Ilan Bluestone & Jerome Isma-Ae - Under My Skin (Original Mix)" begins to blare throughout the arena as Klaus waddles out onto the stage, wearing a pair of, you guessed it, skis-

Ahuizotl: Oh good lord…

Garble: PFFFHAHA! This...this is REALLY HAPPENING!

Madden: -just like Silver Shill, has to try his hardest not to laugh- Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Residing in the BAVARIAN ALPS...weighing in at 211 POOOOOOUNDS..KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..LAAAAAAUUUUS!

Garble: Is he gonna do it?! IS KLAUS GONNA SKI?!

-Klaus positions his ski poles on each of his sides, and rakes them against the ramp, which causes him to fly down the ramp at a rapid pace-

Garble: THIS IS INCREDIBLEEEEEEEEE!

-Klaus isn't used to such rough terrains, so he isn't able to stop his skis by the time he crashes into the ring skirt, falling backwards into the floor. The crowd laughs as he quickly stands up, placing his ski poles on the floor and removing all of his ski gear. His wrestling attire is actually a red ski suit, which he has chosen to wear because he wants to stand out because Klaus is cool. It looks something like this: i dot /8530fcf59ebd021d214696f72496ac92 dot png
Klaus stands onto the apron with a large grin and spreads his arms apart, looking out at the crowd as they cheer him explicitly-

Crowd: TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN!

Garble: Like a TRUE pro! He didn't let that tumble at the end get him down!

Ahuizotl: He pretty much waved it off to pretend that he DIDN'T just look like a complete imbecile…

Garble: Aww come on, 'Zotl lay off him! You can barely walk on your own two feet!

-Klaus enters the ring as Madden is about to leave it himself. Klaus stops him and whispers in his ear for what seems like forever-

Crowd: THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Klaus: Yeees! I am aware.

-Klaus steps away from Madden, impatiently motioning for him to speak again-

Madden: -clearing his throat- Ladies and gentlemen...it is my most esteemed pleasure to present to YOU...the COOLEST, the MOST AWESOME, EVERYONE SUCKS BUT HIM…-Klaus holds his arms up into the air with his fists balled- the CREME DELA CREME of COMPETITION, the SLAYER OF THE SLOPES, the BARBARIAAAAN OF THE BAVARIAAAAN..YOUR hero, MY hero! There is NO ONE GREATER, PAST, PRESENT or FUTURE..I give to YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU..weighing 211 and THREE QUARTER POOOOOOUNDS..KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS! -The crowd unloads with cheers as Flash Sentry shakes his head, sporting a look of disgust on his face-

Ahuizotl: Give me a break...this guy is only a big deal in his own mind.

Garble: He's certainly something different, and you can't take that away from him. Madden's usual introductions are getting played out!

Ahuizotl: There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with the way that Madden conducts his duties! The only thing that's WRONG about this situation is that he had to say all of that JUNK about Klaus...what makes HIM so special? What sets him apart from everyone else? That he's so ridiculously cocky? ALL of the jerks around here are!

Garble: Man, you haven't even given him a chance to PROVE himself!

Ahuizotl: He shouldn't be parading around Lunacy like he's God's gift to wrestling, when he HASN'T proven himself! He's had ONE match, and he hid on the outside for nearly the whole damn thing!

-Flash Sentry cracks his knuckles as he circles around Klaus. The referee rings the bell, and the match is underway-

Match 2: Klaus vs Flash Sentry

-As Flash approaches Klaus, he puts a hand up in the air that forces the referee to back him up-

Ahuizotl: Now what?! The bell RANG, you fool!

-Klaus pulls out some chapstick from a pocket on his ski suit. He twists off the cap and proceeds to apply it to his lips. Flash is about to explode at the mere sight of this-

Ahuizotl: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? CHAPSTICK?!

Garble: He's a skier, 'Zotl! Harsh, unforgiving winds are one of the biggest perpetrators of chapped lips!

Ahuizotl: That still doesn't explain why he's applying it DURING A MATCH!

Garble: Nobody wants to fight with chapped lips!

-Flash is able to move past the referee and smack the chapstick out of Klaus' hands-

Ahuizotl: Flash has had enough of this! He wants a FIGHT, and quite frankly, after the attitude Klaus has shown off tonight, I WANT to see him get beat up!

Garble: Wow, you've finally shown your true colors…

Ahuizotl: I've always sided with those who don't make complete asses of themselves! What are you talking about?

Garble: If that were the case, you wouldn't ever be siding with yourself.

Ahuizotl: Why you!

Flash: You get that crap out of here! You're only going to need it after you're done kissing my ass! -the crowd cheers-

-Klaus responds by trapping Flash in a headlock. He wrenches on his head a bit before Flash pushes him away into the ropes. Flash jumps into the air and leaps over Klaus. Klaus stops running, and as Flash lands on his feet, he is hit with a Jumping sleeper slam-

Garble: WHAT IMPACT! Flash tried to reel Klaus in, but he didn't take the bait!

-8 minutes later-

-Klaus attempts a forearm, but Flash ducks underneath it and performs a Backslide on him-

Garble: BACKSLIDE! BACKSLIDE! FLASH MAY KNOCK HIM OFF HERE!

-Klaus immediately rolls through the Backslide and grabs Flash's arm with both hands. He presses down onto his back with one hand, which forces Flash onto the mat. Klaus then clasps both of his wrists around Flash's arm and flips himself into a bridge as he pulls forward on Flash's arm-

Ahuizotl: KLAUS LOCKS IN A DEADLY HOLD, A LETHAL SUBMISSION HOLD!

Garble: What a HELL of an armbar that is! He's yanking! He's tugging on Flash Sentry's arm!

Ahuizotl: And don't forget about Klaus' BEAUTIFUL bridge, which applies even MORE pressure on that arm!

-Flash is screaming in agony as Klaus cranks on that arm more and more with each passing second. All Flash is able to do is reach out with his legs behind him, BARELY touching the bottom rope-

Garble: The sole! The sole of Flash's boot, making contact with the rope! It's the only safe haven for Flash Sentry!

Ref: 1…...2….3…...4…-Klaus finally releases the hold as Flash immediately grabs at his shoulder-

Ahuizotl: That was an expertly applied hold by Klaus, who, to the shock of much of this audience, has been taking it to Flash Sentry since the bell first rang!

-8 more minutes later-

Ahuizotl: KLAUS! KLAUS IS IN PERFECT POSITION!

Garble: He may have survived the frozen tundras of Germany, but can he handle a FLASH FLOOOOD?

-Flash flips his body over Klaus', but it is shown that Klaus has both hands on the middle rope, so he is unable to be flipped along with Flash-

Garble: AN EXCELLENT COUNTER! AN EXCELLENT COUNTER BY KLAUS!

-Klaus sits down on Flash and wraps his arms around both of his legs, the crowd stunned by his superb counter-

Ahuizotl: THERE'S NO WAY! THERE'S NO WAY!

*1…...2…..3!* -the crowd, in unison lets out a stunned "OHHHHHHH" as the bell is rung-

Ahuizotl: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! K-...KLAUS HAS BEATEN FLASH SENTRY!

-Klaus releases the pin and rolls out under the bottom rope, falling to the floor with an all-knowing smile plastered across his face-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEERRRRR...KLAAAAAAAAUS!

Garble: In his VERY first singles matches, in the EWF, Klaus has PINNED Flash Sentry! Flash just got SWEPT away...by his OWN Flash Flood!

Ahuizotl: I couldn't have said it any better myself! Flash has Klaus set up for his signature Flip Piledriver, otherwise known as the Flash Flood, but in the early stage of the move, JUST before Klaus was flipped off of his feet, he INGENIOUSLY grabbed onto the middle rope!

Garble: He grabbed onto it, alright! And he hung onto it for dear life, and as Flash was attempting DESPERATELY to force him away from the rope, Klaus placed his body weight onto his opponent, and was able to secure what could be just one of a SLEW of victories, here on Lunacy!

-Flash cannot believe what has just occurred, as he sits on his knees in the ring, his jaw agape, as the referee is outside of the ring, raising Klaus' hand at the bottom of the ramp-

Ahuizotl: He may act and LOOK like a total jackass, but tonight, inside that ring, Klaus proved just what an OUTSTANDING athlete he is!

Garble: The guy didn't even know the NAME of this arena, and he mistakenly called Flash "Flush Centaur," but if you can't see that this guy has talent, than you need to get your eyes examined PRONTO.

Klaus: -looking down at the ring with a grin- I WIN...YOU LOSE!

Ahuizotl: I don't agree with the fact that he's rubbing his victory in Flash's face, but with a performance like that at High Stakes, this dude could walk out of there with the Carnival of Carnage briefcase to his name!

Garble: He's beaten one of the men who will be joining him in that match already, but he could wind up beating them ALL!

-We get a final shot of a visibly upset Flash Sentry mouthing the word "damn," as the boisterous Klaus makes his way back to the locker room, never once ceasing his braggadocious ways-

-After the match, we are sent to the office of Luna, where she and the rest of The System are in attendance, fussing over Berry Punch's assault earlier in the night. Their protesting is interrupted by a voice, who bursts through the office door-

?: The GREAT and POWERFUL Trrrrrrixie has ARRIVED!

Cadance: Oh God…-she rolls her eyes as Trixie, decked out in her cape and wizard hat, and sporting a haughty grin, stands atop Luna's desk with her arms spread out wide as she looks down at The System-

Luna: -she sighs- Hello, Trixie...I expected you might be showing up at some point tonight.

Sunset: Well what makes her think she has the RIGHT to show up during one of our urgent meetings?!

Trixie: If you did not want Trixie to make an appearance at your summon, than you would have done well to lock the door.

Luna: I REALLY should get that lock fixed…

Trixie: Do not fret, because Trixie had no intentions to intrude upon your little powwow. Alas, Trixie had the MISFORTUNE, the DISCOMFORT of being born with an overly curious mind. Oh WOE is Trixie…-she pouts- Trixie merely came here because she had overheard your exchange about the incident that occurred involving that DASTARDLY drunkard, Berry Punch, and Trixie wanted to know if she could lend her assistance in anyway towards the matter.

Cadance: K thanks, but we've got the issue covered from top to bottom. We don't need your help.

Trixie: Ah, Trixie understands. She is merely but an outsider, an interloper that is meddling in affairs that do not concern her. Trixie will make her leave now…-Trixie dejectedly removes herself from Luna's desk, and begins to make her way to the exit-

Luna: Trixie...wait.

-Trixie stops at the entrance of the door, smirking as her back is towards The System. She turns around with a pained expression on her face-

Trixie: Y-yes? -she walks back towards the group-

Luna: I appreciate you voicing your concern about the dilemma we are currently facing. To allow you to walk out of my office right now would be a GARGANTUAN mistake. I am also well aware of the crisis that YOU are currently facing. You were the most dominant competitor on Sublime for quite a while, but one loss quickly snowballed into a series of crushing defeats. I find it very tragic the way the tide of your career has turned over these past few months.

Trixie: Trixie is in a rut that she cannot remove herself from…

Luna: And that is why you asked to be released from your Sublime contract, right?

Trixie: -she nods- Precisely. The constant sting of losing has nearly broken Trixie! It certainly doesn't help the fact that your sister seems to pay NO MIND towards Trixie's setbacks! All Trixie needed was one last shot at the World Fighter's Championship...a final shot to prove that she is STILL the great and powerful marvel that Trixie KNOWS she is! But Celestia...she denied my simple request...what would that have harmed, to just add Trixie to the High Stakes title match? Trixie would've even accepted a spot in the Fight For Your Right match! SOMETHING! SOME kind of opportunity for Trixie to get back into her groove! Why would that be so much to ask for?

Sunset: Perhaps because, and this is just me speculating...to get those kinds of opportunities, you have, oh, I don't know, actually WIN matches?

Trixie: Ha! This coming from the same woman that has never earned ANYTHING in her career. -Sunset grits her teeth, as Trixie closes her eyes with a smile and gestures to herself- Trixie, on the other hand? She was the FIRST World Fighter's Champion, and she won that Championship on her OWN merit by going through a month long tournament. And Trixie proceeded to defend that title like her life DEPENDED on it. Sure, Trixie hasn't won a match in...she couldn't even begin to tell you how long ago it was...but Trixie will NOT stand for being dubbed a LOSER. Not by ANYONE! Trixie is still great, and as powerful as they come. All Trixie needs is a chance to validate herself once more!

Luna: And believe me, you won't ever get that opportunity on Sublime. My sister is more concerned with spending her time exploiting FAILURES like Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash, that she is blind to TRUE, God-given ability like that which YOU possess, Trixie.

Trixie: Yes! You could not be any more spot on. Anything those HACKS can do, Trixie can do INFINITELY better!

Luna: -she nods- I would know better than anyone. I've been watching you since the first episode of Sublime, Trixie, and very few have taken my breath away like you have when it comes to your impeccable charisma, as well as your boundless in-ring ability.

Trixie: -she breathes on her hand and then wipes it on her shoulder- Yes, Trixie has a gift.

Luna: Indeed you do, and I have been waiting since DAY ONE for you to realize that someone with YOUR skill should not be WASTING it all on a show like Sublime.

Trixie: It took Trixie a while, but she has finally wised up. Celestia made the biggest mistake of her LIFE by misusing Trixie!

Luna: -she nods- All you need is a fresh start. A new beginning. You want to make your mark on the wrestling business all over again? You want to re-establish yourself as one of the top competitors in the EWF?

Trixie: THE top competitor, but yes, that is what Trixie desires.

Luna: Well Trixie, you have come to the right place. -she extends her hand out, which Trixie gladly accepts- The superior athlete, belongs on no better place than the SUPERIOR show, Monday Night Lunacy.

Trixie: Trixie will make Celestia RUE the day that she denied her greatest talent what she DESERVED.

Luna: I assure you that I will do no such thing. I will have your official contract drawn up right away.

Trixie: Most agreeable! Trixie is OVERJOYED to be onboard. But what say you about the likelihood of Trixie joining yoooouuur...entourage?

Cadance: Ha! Fat chance! Your accomplishments over on the minor leagues DON'T matter. You can't just walk onto OUR show, The System's show and think you're entitled to roll with us!

Shining: Yeah! You need to show us that you're going to make a worthy addition.

Trixie: Trixie doesn't remember asking YOU. Luna is the leader, and so only HER opinion matters to Trixie!

Luna: Well Trixie, I am sorry to say that I echo Cadance and Shining Armor's sentiment. The System is comprised of the most proficient, yet compliant individuals that Lunacy has to offer. I do highly approve of your attitude, and the way that you flaunt your superiority over others, but I feel that your ego would clash with the other members, and that is the last thing I want.

Trixie: Trixie realizes that her demeanor usually sends people away from her, rather than attracts them, and her ostentatious nature may leave a bad taste in the mouths of others, but Trixie ASSURES you that she can be a team player, as well as a formidable asset to your organization! The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie, joining forces with the most POWERFUL entity in the EWF? Trixie fails to envision a better business decision than that.

Luna: Hmmm...I must say, you make a stellar argument...tell you what. Since you seem to take interest in The System's predicaments, and because you are such a MEGA acquisition to Lunacy...I am going to begin promoting a MEGA match for next week's broadcast. In this match, you, Trixie, will make your Monday Night Lunacy debut...against Berry Punch.

Trixie: Hmm...Trixie is pleased with this announcement.

Luna: There's more to it than that. Ever since I sought out to take control of Lunacy, time and time again, I have relayed the fact that I wish to be RESPECTED. Someone who has done just the opposite, and has been DISRESPECTING me, is Berry Punch. She is out of control, and completely OUT OF LINE! Striking me with a Bar Tab for the SECOND TIME, and attempting to detach me from my managerial duties...the first time she did it, Filthy was still in charge, so she was able to get away with it. But NOW…-she chuckles- now I call the shots, and I will not stand by and allow that ruthless degenerate to make a fool out of me! I am her SUPERIOR, and I will NOT tolerate insubordination ANY LONGER! As punishment for her actions, Berry Punch will be FORCED to put her spot in the Hope Springs Eternal match ON THE LINE, against YOU, Trixie. -Trixie grins, and her eyes beam with excitement over this announcement- That's right...if you defeat her, and I know that you will, you will be entered into the ladder match as its 8th participant. Furthermore...upon your potential victory, I will ponder your enlistment...into The System.

Trixie: Ah, a SPECTACULAR decree! Trixie is...she is BURSTING with jubilation!

Luna: You be sure to make victory a MUST, because The System will not waste its time on those who are incapable of getting the job done.

Trixie: You need not worry at all, Ms.! Trixie will do your bidding, and she will do it EFFORTLESSLY.

Luna: -she smiles- I have no doubts that you will do just that. -Trixie exits the room, at which point the other members begin to voice their opinions-

Sunset: Dammit...are you SURE this is a good idea, Luna?

Cadance: Yeah...she is...she irritates me just by LOOKING at her. Her in The System sounds like a car wreck waiting to happen!

Luna: She may be brash and, well quite frankly, obnoxious, but so are you all at times. How is Trixie any different from you?

Shining: The difference is that we have the RIGHT to act arrogant. We've all accomplished something on Lunacy. She JUST got here! Why should SHE earn a spot with us?

Mr. Swirlinaitis: The fact remains that she has proven that she is an exceptional talent on Sublime. Berry Punch is a definite problem right now, and if she can take care of her, than we owe her our gratitude.

Luna: Mr. Swirlinaitis is right. And, if she is in the ladder match, she can ensure your victory, Cadance. You are correct about one thing...you have been in the loop longer than her, so that should give you the right to more benefits over her.

Cadance: ...I guess that would make sense. Even if she DOES join The System, I have still been a member for longer.

Luna: Precisely. Beating Berry Punch would make her worthy of joining our cause, but she still must build herself up in our eyes. She will not be on the level of anyone of you. She must EARN her way up to your status.

Mr. Swirlinaitis: Who knows...she could even lend a hand in helping you retain your title, Sunset.

Sunset: -looking at her title as she processes this information- I don't know...I still have my doubts, but I do know that I fully trust you, Luna.

Luna: As you should. And we should trust that Trixie will come out victorious next week, and ultimately become someone The System can depend on.

Sunset: I guess we'll just see how everything works out. I am cool with it if you are.

Luna: I thank you for your trust, all of you. Now, Snips, Snails. It is time for you both to demonstrate to the world that you are not just The System's stumbling lackeys. This is your chance to show everyone that you can be reliable confidants.

Snails: It would be our honor, Ms. Lunaaa!

Snips: Me and Snails will bring home even MORE gold to The System!

Sunset: You'd better! You're fighting for US! We've got a reputation to uphold!

-Snips and Snails shrink under Sunset's ire-

Luna: Sunset...don't scare the boys. Run along now, you two. Your true test is just on the horizon.

-Snips and Snails shake their heads vigorously as they remove themselves from the office at once. The rest of The System gathers around as they hope to witness what will be another victory for their crew as we head to commercial-

Ahuizotl: Welcome back to Monday Night Lunacy, everyone. Before we begin our next match, I had the special privilege of conducting the second of my exclusive interviews earlier in the day.

Garble: This time, my main man 'Zotl strived to enter the alluring and unusual mind of Twist, and attempt to get some insight on her peculiar second-half, Finnette Balor…

-The interview begins in the same dimly lit room where Ahuizotl interviewed Turf and Silver Spoon-

Ahuizotl: I am being joined by the enigmatic, and eccentric, and I mean those terms as compliments...well, hold on. Am I speaking to Twist right now, or Finnette Balor?

Twist: -she chuckles- I'm Twist right now, Ahuizotl.

Ahuizotl: I see.

Twist: And that is why I asked for this time with you today. I want to clear some things up that everyone has been speculating on.

Ahuizotl: That would be much appreciated, because I myself am both FASCINATED, but deeply curious about your relationship with your demon, Finnette.

Twist: I will tell you anything you want to know. No wandering minds will be left out. Before you ask your first question, I would like to point out that Finnette is not a split personality of mine.

Ahuizotl: What is she to you, then?

Twist: I can tap into her at will, but she does not come and goes as she pleases. I do have control over my demon. To answer your question, Finnette is my guiding light through all of the darkness that I am met with in my life. I know that is strange, considering that demons are supposed to represent evil and damnation, but Finnette is not that kind of demon. She gives me the strength I need to take on tall tasks, to emerge from the gloomy clouds unscathed. I feel that everyone has a demon in them...deep, DEEP down in the pit of their soul, there is a demon dwelling, waiting to break out. Some demons corrupt, while others aid their host's body, and help them fend off other demonic figures. YOU yourself have a demon, Ahuizotl. Can you feel it lurking at certain points?

Ahuizotl: I've never thought about it like that, but...yes. Every so often, when I feel a certain way, I can almost feel a….a presence residing inside my body. I then sometimes get even angrier, or my bad mood...vanishes, just as quick as it came.

Twist: -she smiles- That is your demon. Every demon acts differently, and yours seems to be uncertain of itself. Kind of bipolar at times. But there is nothing to worry about. So long as you do not let your demon swallow your soul, you will be fine. If that happens, you essentially BECOME your demon.

Ahuizotl: Oh gosh...thank you for that advice. -Twist nods- Could you tell me the story of how Finnette came to be?

Twist: Ah, yes...yes I could. In elementary school, I was quite lonely. Nobody would talk to me, because of my frizzy red hair, my glasses, and my lisp. Judging people by their appearance is so pathetic, but that's just how humans are sometimes, little kids especially. I tried my very hardest to make friends, but everyone thought I was some kind of mutant. One day, I finally made my first friend. EWF fans will know her as Apple Bloom. My happiness didn't last for long, as she met Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. After that, she kind of...forgot about me. Now, I'm not trying to paint Apple Bloom in a bad light. In fact, we are good friends now. Looking back, I don't blame her at all. Even so, after losing my only friend, I fell into a deep pit of anguish. I felt that Apple Bloom had thrown me away like a piece of garbage, and everyone else around me was piling garbage onto my helpless body, day after day. I was at the lowest point in my life, but I did have something to take my mind off of the pain. I was the most creative person in class. I loved to draw, make art, create stories...any form of visual entertainment you could think; at least those that could be done on paper. Even with my artistic abilities, I wasn't able to attract any friends. I didn't mind that so much, though. As long as I could create things, I was a happy girl. You can only be creative for so long, though, until you become bored. With no one to share my art with, I once again slipped into a deep state of heartache. I decided that, if I couldn't have real friends, I could at least make one up in my mind. I turned to mythology, another one of my passions, and read about two specific beings: Fionn mac Cumhail, or, translated in English, Finn MaCool. He was a mythical warrior from Irish folklore. They say he sleeps in a cave, surrounded by his followers, and that during Ireland's darkest hour, he will awaken, and return to save his beloved land. The other fable I read is about is also of Irish descent. It tells of Balor, who is described as a giant with a large eye in his forehead. When this eye is opened, it wreaked destruction upon anyone who is in harm's way. Balor was the king of the Fomorians, a group of supernatural beings. He has been interpreted as a God of drought and blight. The point is, he was terribly evil. But despite this, I related to him, because I, too wanted more than anything to be able to destroy my enemies, and all those kids at school who made fun of me with a mere blink of my eyes. I was enthralled with the tales of both Finn and Balor, and I decided that I would name my imaginary friend after them. I wanted my friend to be a girl, so she could relate to me more, and Finn is a boy's name, so my new friend became Finnette Balor. She was the only friend I had, which automatically made her my best friend. I showed her all of my creations, and she told me how cool they were, and that she wished she could make such awesome things. I was no longer depressed once Finnette came into my life. I didn't need any other friends so long as I had her. She was always there for me, and made me feel like I belonged in the world. It came to the point where I could actually HEAR her voice. I was no longer talking to myself. She gave me advice INSIDE my head. I am not crazy. I was just imagining her speaking to me, but it feels so real, that I began to call her "my demon." Finnette is a part of me. She gives me hope when I am hopeless, and strength when I am at my weakest.

Ahuizotl: And the EWF fans have certainly taken a liking to Finnette, and by association, you.

Twist: That has been the most surprising thing to me. When I first joined the EWF, I tried to be somebody that I wasn't. I would dance around and shake my butt, and act really provocative. I thought the audience would be into that, but every time I showed up, they booed me out of the building. It was a blessing in disguise when Amay and her Family debuted, and put me on the shelf. Yeah, it hurt like hell, but it allowed me to start over, and present my true self to the EWF Universe. When I was little, everyone thought I was a freak for talking to an imaginary friend, so I tried to hide who I really was. I didn't want Finnette to be anywhere near my wrestling career, at risk that people would think I was a bigger joke than before. But once Amay exposed Finnette to the world, I had no choice but to ask for her help. I was terrified of Amay, no doubt, but Finnette gave me the courage to fight back against that monster. At Uprising, when I faced Amay, the power of my demon was flowing through my veins, and allowing me to face my fears head on. I tried to illustrate the fact that my demon had arrived by painting my body with all sorts of creative imagery. I didn't expect it to go over well, but the audience fell in love with the presentation of Finnette. From the body paint, to my elaborate entrance, the EWF fans were introduced to Finnette Balor, and they have been clamoring for more and more of her ever since. Finally, after all these years, I had found people that enjoyed my creativity, and who accepted me for who I really am...an artist. Finnette Balor is not only my friend, my mentor, my conscience, but above all else, she is my magnum opus. She is the masterpiece that I have painted for all the world to see, and to enjoy.

Ahuizotl: Wow...that is truly spectacular, Twist. -he smiles- I have been enjoying the real you.

Twist: I thank you for that. It means the world that Finnette and I have gotten such a positive reception.

Ahuizotl: And now we look to the present day, specifically, tonight, where you will go one on one against Cadance. At The Royal Rumble, Cadance humiliated you by SPITTING in your face. You then promptly chased after her, and if there was no one around to save her, you likely would've torn her apart. Was this Finnette that was unleashing such a fierce beat down upon Cadance, or was that you?

Twist: It was all me. If she had spit into Finnette's face, the outcome would have been a WHOLE lot worse...as you mentioned, she HUMILIATED me. No matter who you are, when somebody has the AUDACITY to SPIT in your face, you have to do whatever it takes to get revenge on them, and defend your self esteem. Otherwise, you are just as feeble as the one who spewed their saliva in your face. I did not get revenge at The Royal Rumble, but tonight, I plan to fix all that. Cadance's actions have been deplorable, and her biggest mistake of all was unleashing that vile poison into my face. In our match, I will unleash my own special brand of poison upon her. And instead of fighting back, she will slowly and painfully perish. I will make her regret every wrongdoing she has ever done.

Ahuizotl: Thank you for this interview, Twist. It has been a real pleasure.

Twist: Trust me, it's been a pleasure of mine, as well. Just a quick reminder to all those out there that have no one to look to when things get rough. At times like those, all you need to do is peer deep inside yourself, and you can find the resolve to get through it all.

Garble: Damn...what an eye opening interview that was! Props to you, 'Zotl.

Ahuizotl: Thank you. It was a very exhilarating experience. That match will take place later tonight, but in the ring right now is the doofus duo known as SLIME, both of whom are ready to compete in a match to determine the number 1 contenders to the Combo of Carnage Championships.

Garble: They had BETTER be ready. But, even if they aren't, they've got some pretty solid backup…

Madden: The following conteeest, is an 8 man TAG TEAM match, scheduled for ONE FAAAAALL! Aaaand, it is to determine the NUMBER ONE CONTENDEEERS, for the COMBO OF CARNAAAAAGE CHAAAAAMPIONSHIIIIPS! Introducing FIRST...at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 403 POOOOOUNDS..SNIIIIIIPS, and SNAAAAAILS..SLIIIIIIIMEEEE! -the crowd boos as the two prepare themselves for their first big match in quite a while-

-The sound of a school bell ringing continues the boos, as the crowd does not let up at all-

Madden: Aaaaaand THEIR PARTNERS! Accompaniiiied, by BILL NYEKEEEER! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 587 POOOOUNDS..DWIIIIGHT DAWSOOON, and XAVIEEEEERRRR..KEEEENDRIIIIICK!

Nyeker: Pencils down, cell phones and Chromebooks off-EYES. ON. ME…-the crowd boos-

Crowd: WHEN IS LUNCH-TIME? *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WHEN IS LUNCH-TIME? *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WHEN IS LUNCH-TIME? *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WHEN IS LUNCH-TIME? *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WHEN IS LUNCH-TIME? *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Nyeker: For such IMPOLITE mortals such as yourselves...NEVER. -the boos heighten to an extreme amount- The only two men that will be feasting are my star students: Mr. Xavier Kendrick, and Mr. Dwight Dawson. Yes, they will be enjoying the delectable sapidity of their just deserts, or for those of you who are a little more...obtuse, that translates to what they DESERVE. And what my students DESERVE, is the Combo of Carnage CHAMPIONSHIPS. -boos follow- The one thing that vexes me is that my pupils have to resort to combining their never ending potential...with the perpetual paucity of talent, which is lacked by their associates in this matchup…excuse my hesitation, but I just disgorged some bodily fluid into my mouth. Mr. Snips, and Mr. Snails. I assume, judging by the blank looks on their faces, that they are not even aware that I just ridiculed them. Nevertheless, I would rather my boys compile with them, than the likes of the outfits that make up their opposition. Mr. Checkmate, and Mr. Davenport. One plays Chess, which I'm truly stumped as to how he even knows the difference between a rook and a bishop, while the other sells furniture. This makes perfect sense to me, as Mr. Davenport, who has made it his life's mission to provide people with quality ottomans, is nothing more than a loafing, careless BUM, who lets life itself pass him by everyday. He is the definition of a spectator, and he will be forced to spectate as my Deferential Disciples EVISCERATE the terrible tandem known as Happy Trails and Braeburn. In all honesty, it is just TOO apparent of what is the quandary with those gentlemen, that I will not even put forth the effort to illustrate it. Mr. Dawson and Mr. Kendrick, however, will put forth the MAXIMUM effort available, in order to become the Combo of Carnage Champions. -Mr. Nyeker drops the microphone as his theme music continues to play-

Garble: Wow...what a long-winded tirade. Not sure what else I expected.

Ahuizotl: Bill Nyeker is one of the most unpleasant human beings that I have ever had the displeasure of knowing. He can never allow ANYONE to have a good time!

Garble: He may have just lit a fire under his students' opponents, and because of that, Dawson and Kendrick may be exposed to a very BAD time!

Ahuizotl: And given the fact that they'll be teaming up with SLIME, who are beginning to have a career renaissance, it seems they are the most fearsome of the two teams.

Garble: SLIME and The Teacher's Pets were working together for a bit at The Royal Rumble. In fact, they showed some pretty damn impressive unity that night.

Ahuizotl: And that same synergy is what they'll need to show tonight if they want to have any hope of advancing to High Stakes.

-"The Other Side" by Bruno Mars brings the crowd to life a bit-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 434 POOOOUNDS..the team of CHECKMAAAATE, and DAVENPOOOORT..COOOOOOUCHMAAAAATE!

Garble: Much respect to these guys, Davenport and Checkmate, who I consider the real OGs of bizarre tag team wrestling in the EWF!

Ahuizotl: I don't think they're really all that weird. I find them more talented and amusing than anything.

Garble: Davenport is looking to sell a beating to any guy who gets in the way of him, and his partner, Checkmate, who is one of the best counter-wrestlers you will ever see.

Ahuizotl: That makes sense, as he is a master of Chess, as well as the art of dissecting his opponents. He will analyze their every move before they even make it. What a hell of an ability to have!

-Checkmate looks around at the fans as they hold their hands out for him. He looks down at their appendages, thinking of what move he should make-

Checkmate: So many paths I could take in this game...OH GOD NO. THEY'VE GOT ME CORNERED. NO! NO DON'T TAKE MY KING. NOOOOOOO!

Random fan: We just want you to slap our hand…

Checkmate: -he is suddenly released from his trance- ….Oh. Well that's harmless. -he begins slapping hands with the fans. Meanwhile, Davenport is handing out coupons that can be used at his shop-

Davenport: Everyone be sure to visit the Quills and Sofa Emporium! That's right, we sell Quills now, too! YOU HEAR THAT, NYEKER?! I DON'T JUST SELL FURNITURE! I SELL QUILLS, TOO! FREAKING QUILLS, MAN!

Ahuizotl: ….Okay. So maybe there are a LITTLE bit loopy, but it works for them. They've never been Champions, but they've had a few Championship opportunities, and as they say, the third time's a charm. With a victory tonight, they will get their third title shot, and that could be all it takes.

-Country music rings throughout the arena, as the crowd continues to cheer-

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR PARTNERS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 422 POOOOUNDS..BRAAAAEEEEBUUUURN..AAAAAND HAAAAPPY TRAAAAIIIIILS!

Ahuizotl: Here comes another tag team that has been SO close to reaching the top of the tag team heap, but as come up JUST short on a few occasions.

Garble: In fact, they were involved in the match that crowned the FIRST Combo of Carnage Champions! At Proving Grounds, Braeburn and Happy Trails squared off against EGO. It wound up being a loss for them, but it was a learning experience, nonetheless.

Ahuizotl: Suffice to say, the two young gentlemen from the Apple Family have yet to have much better luck in chasing those titles, let alone winning ANY sort of matchup. They are as energetic and lively as they come, however, so you know you're ALWAYS going to have a fun time watching Braeburn and Happy Trails!

-Braeburn engages in some country dancin', clapping his hands to the beat of their theme music. Most of the crowd joins Braeburn in clapping along, while Happy Trails pulls out his trusty guitar and begins playing a tune for the capacity crowd-

Garble: Hey, look at this! Some good ol' acoustics, courtesy of Happy!

-The crowd continues to clap as Happy plays his guitar. The fun times come to an end as Bill Nyeker makes his way over to them, however-

Nyeker: CEASE THAT INFERNAL FRACAS, YOU NO-GOOD BUMPKIN! -the crowd boos-

Garble: I see what you mean, 'Zotl. Bill Nyeker just can't help but ruin everyone's good time…

Ahuizotl: He's a jackass, plain and simple.

-Happy puts his hands up in defeat as he stops playing his guitar. Nyeker smirks as he once again gets his way. The fans soon get THEIR way as Happy rears the guitar back and SMASHES it right into Nyeker's face!-

Garble: -as the crowd pops significantly- THE GUITAR! THAT GUITAR JUST GOT SPLATTERED AGAINST BILL NYEKER'S HEAD!

Ahuizotl: That ought to scramble some of those unnecessary brain cells! That man may be intelligent, but that doesn't mean he isn't an annoying PRICK!

-Dawson and Kendrick scramble to the outside to check on their instructor-

Garble: IT EXPLODED INTO A THOUSAND PIECES!

-Happy drops the handle of the guitar to the floor, shrugging as Braeburn, Checkmate and Davenport show their intense approval, as does the crowd by chanting "THANK YOU, HAP-PY" again and again-

Ahuizotl: YES! OH THANK YOU SO MUCH, HAPPY TRAILS!

-It is revealed that blood is pouring from the skull of Bill Nyeker, which just enhances the crowd's ovation-

Garble: OH GOD...BILL NYEKER! HIS SKULL GOT SPLIT WIDE OPEN AS A RESULT OF THAT ACOUSTIC GUITAR!

Ahuizotl: And now we won't have to be subdued to his incessant intrusion upon this match! That lessens SLIME and The Teacher's Pet's chances of winning this match, and if you ask me, that's a GOOD thing!

Garble: EUUUUUGGGH! Nyeker's got blood all over his lenses, and who knows how many precious brain cells he may have just lost! Blood has been drawn ALREADY, and this match hasn't even STARTED!

Ahuizotl: It looks like Davenport is going to start off this match with Snails, as Kendrick and Dawson are too preoccupied with making sure that asshole of a teacher of theirs is okay.

Garble: Of course he isn't! Blood is STILL flowing from that wound!

-Davenport takes off the jacket from his suit, throwing it to the outside before undoing his cuff links-

Garble: Uh oh...the jacket comes off, the cuff links come unfastened. Shit. Just. Got. REAL.

-Davenport gestures for Snails to "bring it on" as the bell rings, signifying the start of the match-

Match 3: Couchmate, Happy Trails & Braeburn vs SLIME, Dwight Dawson & Xavier Kendrick

-4 minutes later-

-With Nyeker now having been carried off to the back, Dawson and Kendrick have assembled on the apron. Snips, meanwhile, is being subjected to an ass whopping inside the ring by Braeburn, who tags in Checkmate. Both he and Braeburn lift Snips onto the top turnbuckle-

Garble: This is exactly what these teams need to do! They have to get along with the team they're sharing the apron with, no matter WHAT their opinion of them is.

-Braeburn and Checkmate climb to the top rope and each grab a part of Snips body, before flinging him off the top rope with a Fallaway Slam-

Ahuizotl: WHAT A DOUBLETEAM! TANDEM FALLAWAY SLAM SENDS SNIPS' SPINE JARRING INTO THE MAT!

Garble: That's some fine elimination, and some FINE teamwork as well!

Check: That's check!

-Checkmate lowers himself to the mat and hooks Snips' leg-

*1…..2-At an early two, Xavier Kendrick jumps into the air as he rushes the ring and plants an elbow into Checkmate's back-

Ahuizotl: A well-placed elbow to the small of Checkmate's back breaks up the pin!

Garble: Kendrick prevented a checkmate for, well, Checkmate and company!

-5 minutes later-

-Checkmate is woozy after a strong strike from Dawson, but he is still able to slap his arms away when he attempts to lock in the Sleeping in Class on him-

Ahuizotl: And there we see Checkmate's innate ability to see his opponents' moves coming from a mile away!

-Checkmate lands a Mongolian Chop on Dawson after swiping away his hands-

Garble: Too bad Dwight Dawson couldn't see that Mongolian Chop coming! That thing stunned him!

-Checkmate attempts another chop, but Dawson grabs onto both of his arms and chucks him into the corner behind him. He backs up before running at the corner, which Checkmate is able to move out of the way before he gets squashed-

Ahuizotl: Dawson's ginormous back, crashing into the three turnbuckles!

-Checkmate climbs up to the second rope as he goes behind Dawson. He leaps off, wrapping his arm around Dawson's head and planting him into the mat-

Garble: What a ferocious Bulldog! The big man has been leveled down to the mat!

-Checkmate is wise enough to know that Dawson is not yet capable of being checkmated, so he calmly tags in Braeburn, who climbs up to the top rope-

Ahuizotl: Dawson is already up to his feet! What a behemoth!

-Braeburn leaps off, looking for a Double Axe Handle, but he is caught in mid-air by Dawson, who immediately locks in the Sleeping in Class!-

Garble: BRAEBURN! BRAEBURN GOT CAUGHT! NO WAY TO ESCAPE!

-In a brilliant move, Braeburn kicks his leg back to his corner, which is close enough for Happy Trails to lean over and slap it, thus making himself the legal man-

Ahuizotl: AMAZING! THAT MAY HAVE SAVED THE MATCH RIGHT THERE!

Garble: Braeburn's arms wouldn't have been able to make the length of his team's corner, but his leg? That was a different story! All he had to do was extend it out, and allow Happy Trails to save his cowboy hide! DAMN, that's PERFECT!

-Happy jumps over the top rope as he is tagged in, which Dawson doesn't realize yet, but he soon does as Happy wallops him with a roundhouse kick to the middle of his back. The kick doesn't so much affect Dawson as it annoys him. He drops Braeburn to the mat and turns around, snarling at Happy-

Garble: That may have just ticked him off more! Happy Trails could soon find himself in that same devastating hold!

-Dawson goes to grapple Happy, but Happy dodges and is able to sneak under Dawson's arms where he winds up behind him. Happy wraps his arms around Dawson's waist and squeezes, trying to get any advantage that he can-

Ahuizotl: Not sure what Happy is hoping to do here…

-Dawson wraps both of his hands around Happy's wrists and forces him tumbling into a corner by knocking him back with his rump-

Garble: That's one way to undo your opponent's grasp on you! Dawson's massive hips helped him out there.

-Happy comes running out of the corner at Dawson, only to be spun in the air and driven into the mat with Dewey Decimation-

Ahuizotl: DAWSON MAY HAVE BROKEN THE MAN THAT BUSTED HIS BELOVED TEACHER OPEN IN HALF!

Garble: There's a reason he calls that move Dewey Decimation! It DECIMATES anyone who is caught in the crossfires of it!

*1….2…-Happy is able to kick out, which makes his teammates...HAPPY ahahahahahaha-

Ahuizotl: Dwight Dawson and his partners will have to wait a bit longer to walk down there own happy trails!

-3 minutes later-

-Kendrick jumps off the top rope, executing what he calls the Honor Roll on Checkmate-

Ahuizotl: And Xavier Kendrick, hits a move known as the Over Castle on the man who performs a finishing move named Castle!

*1…..2..-Braeburn enters the ring and wraps his arms around the legs of Kendrick, using his raw power to lift him into the air and drop him into the mat with a Wheelbarrow German Suplex-

Garble: Kendrick's neck just got MAIMED! What POWER by Braeburn that will make him regret ever making that cover!

-Snips and Snails slither their way into the ring, but they are met halfway by Happy and Davenport, who begin brawling with them. Happy forces Snails into the ropes and leaps at him with a Crossbody, which sends BOTH men tumbling over the top rope and down to the floor. Davenport and Snips soon find their way outside the ring and are beating the crap out of each other-

Ahuizotl: This thing has BROKEN DOWN! There's no stopping these 8 men from clashing all over the Asylum!

-Braeburn is grabbed by Dawson and thrown over the top rope, which he luckily hangs onto with one hand so he doesn't drop to the floor. Dawson comes running at him, but Braeburn is prepared as he pulls the top rope down, which causes Dawson to fall to the floor-

Garble: Braeburn gets Dawson out of the ring! That's a good first step towards victory!

Ahuizotl: But Dawson landed on his feet!

-Braeburn turns around and jumps off the apron, landing right into the clutches of Dawson in a Bearhug formation. Dawson turns around and barrels towards the barricade, driving Braeburn back-first into it!-

Ahuizotl: GOOD LORD ABOVE! BRAEBURN JUST HAD ALL THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIS LUNGS AFTER THAT HELLACIOUS ENGAGEMENT!

Garble: HOW DID THAT BARRICADE HOLD UP?! One thing is for sure, Braeburn's body probably DIDN'T!

-Back inside the ring, Checkmate and Kendrick are back it again. Checkmate attempts his finishing move, Castle, but Kendrick wriggles out of it, and winds up with his arm wrenched around Checkmate's head. Kendrick runs at the corner, propping his feet onto it as he leaves the ground. Before he can connect with the Complex Equation (Sliced Bread No. 2,) Checkmate regains control and shoves Kendrick off the top rope-

Ahuizotl: INCOMIIIIING!

-Davenport was busy trying to take out Dawson outside the ring. As Dawson has him kept at bay, he is able to catch Kendrick, and then uses him to his advantage, throwing him at the upright Davenport, who fails to catch him and gets forced to the floor-

Garble: Some unintentional teamwork there extinguishes the fire of Davenport!

Ahuizotl: But let's not undermine the animalistic STRENGTH of Dwight Dawson, being able to catch Xavier Kendrick before he took a nasty spill!

-Checkmate is all alone in the ring until Snips sneaks in under the bottom rope and hoists him up onto his back-

Garble: And Snips is back in the fray, showing his own impressive strength for a shorter man!

-Snips flips Checkmate over, planting him into the mat HEAD first with a Burning Hammer!-

Ahuizotl: OH! WHAT A DEADLY IMPACT! Snips has dubbed that move The Paper Cut!

Garble: That is a sickening move, designed to cripple people, to break necks!

-Dawson moves back onto the apron as quick as he can. Kendrick gets back into the ring as Snips has also exited back onto the apron. Kendrick tags in Dawson, Snips also entering the ring at the same time-

Garble: Pin the dude, dammit! He got dropped on his HEAD! He's down for the count!

Ahuizotl: They want to initiate some more punishment!

-Snips picks up Checkmate, ordering Dawson to climb to the second rope, which he does-

Garble: Don't tell me...NO, DAMMIT!

-Snips begins to throw Checkmate behind him as Dawson soars off the second rope, splashing into Checkmate as he is SLAMMED into the mat, the crowd cringing and OHHHHing at the velocity-

Ahuizotl: FLATTENED LIKE A PANCAKE! THAT WAS LITERAL MASS DESTRUCTION!

Garble: SNIPS TOSSING CHECKMATE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, AND THE MASSIVE DWIGHT DAWSON WITH THE EXCLAMATION POINT, A BIG SPLASH FROM THE SECOND ROPE!

Ahuizotl: WHAT MAN COULD OVERCOME ALL OF THIS PUNISHMENT?!

-Dawson pins Checkmate, not even having to hook his leg-

*1….2….3!* -the crowd deflates, but they can appreciate that finish as some of them clap-

Garble: Here's your answer...NO ONE. That ending sequence is too much for any mortal man to survive!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNEEEEEERRRRS, aaaand the NUMBER ONE CONTENDEEERS to the COMBO OF CARNAAAAGE CHAMPIIIIIONSHIIIIPS..SLIIIIIIME, XAVIIIIER KENDRRRRIIIICK..AAAAND DWWWIIIIIGHT..DAAAAAAAWSOOOOON!

Ahuizotl: Davenport...Happy Trails...Braeburn...and most of all, Checkmate...these four men were valiant, they were undaunted in their quest to challenge Rack Attack at High Stakes, but by the end of this match, these four men were battered...they were pummeled...and they were CRUSHED. So too, were their hopes of fighting for the Combo of Carnage Championships.

Garble: Even though Happy Trails disposed of the crafty Bill Nyeker before the match, his students, along with SLIME, found a way to overwhelm Couchmate and the Apple cousins, and ultimately reign supreme in this hectic, CHAOTIC tag team match.

-Just as Dawson and Kendrick are about to have their hands raised, they are both smacked with steel chair shots from Snips and Snails-

Ahuizotl: WHAT THE HELL?! SLIME HAS A CHAIR! SNIPS AND SNAILS HAVE CHAIRS!

-Kendrick falls to the mat after a single chair shot from Snails. Meanwhile, Dawson is only left groggy after being struck in the back of the head by Snips, though he is down on one knee-

Garble: IT'S A DAMN SNEAK ATTACK! SLIME STRUCK THEIR OWN PARTNERS WHEN THEIR BACK WAS TURNED!

Ahuizotl: LOOK AT DWIGHT DAWSON! THIS MAMMOTH OF A MAN HASN'T BEEN KNOCKED DOWN STILL!

-With a grunt, Snails whacks Dawson on one side of the head, while Snips smashes his chair into the other side. This makes Dawson wobble his head for a little bit, before he finally falls to the mat-

Garble: A VICIOUS CON-CHAIR-TO! SNIPS AND SNAILS...TH-TH-THESE GUYS HAVE GONE COMPLETELY DERANGED!

Ahuizotl: WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?! ARE THEY DESPERATE TO BREAK OUT OF THE MOLD OF NOTHING BUT USELESS DOORMATS?!

-Snips is shown to be seething with intensity as he cracks a steel chair into the back of Kendrick, which makes him convulse in agony. He continues to strike upon his back with the unforgiving steel again and again-

Garble: SNIPS' CHAIR! IT'S...IT'S DAMN NEAR BENT IN HALF! HE'S LIKE A MADMAN! HE WON'T STOP SWINGING!

-On the mat, Snails is CLAWING at the eyes of Dawson like a wild animal, complete with growling and hissing-

Ahuizotl: SNAILS IS TRYING TO BLIND THE MAN! THIS IS UNLIKE ANYTHING WE HAVE EVER SEEN FROM THESE TWO!

-Snips drops his chair on the mat, picking up Kendrick and placing his arms around his waist. Snails receives his signal, and he scales to the top rope. Kendrick is German Suplexed into the base of the chair, while Snails' legdrop sends the back of his head cracking against the top of the chair-

Garble: IT'S LIKE THEIR NORMAL TAG TEAM COMBINATION, BUT WITH A STEEL CHAIR UNDERNEATH TO MAGNIFY THE PAIN BY A HUNDRED!

Ahuizotl: This...this is becoming uncomfortable to watch...even the fans in attendance are stunned silent…we never would've expected this from the obedient, dimwitted cronies of The System…

-Snips brings Dawson up to his knees and holds his steel chair against his head. Snails again climbs up to the top rope, holding his own steel chair-

Garble: And it's not over yet...but dear God I hope it is soon…

-Snails takes flight, driving his steel chair into Snips' chair as he lands on his feet, which slowly sends Dawson crumbling down to the mat-

Ahuizotl: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! YOU'VE DONE PLENTY OF HARM ALREADY!

-The crowd boos as both members of SLIME let their chairs fall to the mat. Snails slowly lowers himself to the mat, eyeing both of his victims as his crawls backwards under the bottom rope. Snips grabs onto the top rope and uses it to flip himself over it, landing safely on the ground, and gazing at the fallen Dawson and Kendrick with a sadistic glint in his eyes-

Garble: Xavier Kendrick, Dwight Dawson...nobody in this arena saw this coming...I'm not even sure if Snips and Snails THEMSELVES knew they were going to fall into this sudden pit of rage and fury…

Ahuizotl: Sudden is the exact word for it...it happened out of nowhere, with no warning...Snips had just laid out Checkmate with the help of Dwight Dawson only a few moments beforehand, and just before the referee could raise he and Xavier Kendrick hands in victory, the members of SLIME struck, and they struck more maliciously and savagely than we have EVER seen…

Garble: SLIME has always been an appropriate name for those two, but they weren't slimy so much as they were SCUMMY tonight...who knows what is going on inside the mind of those dangerous young men's brains...were they out to impress The System, to "live up to their reputation" as Sunset said? Or is this the way they feel they need to operate, the way they feel they must conduct themselves if they want to have any chance of becoming the Combo of Carnage Champions?

Ahuizotl: Being the lapdogs of The System certainly never got them any recognition before...maybe that brutal outbreak was their way of stating that Snips and Snails aren't to poke fun at. It's quite clear that Dawson and Kendrick don't respect them, or think of them as a threat...hell, Bill Nyeker practically called them IDIOTS as he made his way down to the ring. Perhaps Snips and Snails are smarter than we think...perhaps they have been hearing all of the mockery that has been sent their way...perhaps, from this day forward, they will walk over everyone else, instead of having everyone else...walk over them.

-We take another commercial break as Snips and Snails head up the ramp, doctors sprinting down from the back to examine Kendrick and Dawson-

-As soon as we come back from commercial, we are met with the sound of creepy piano keys-

*DEH!*

-Some foreboding music begins to play as we zoom out to see Amay Wythyst sitting in her rocking chair, with Lucy Harper, who is holding the lantern, and Ericka Rowan behind her-we cannot see their faces-

Amay: Icarus...was warned...to never let his wings, made of wax...get too close to the sun...but pride can make even the most noble individuals do such...FOOLISH things...and as Icarus...neared the sun…-Amay uses her hand to pantomime the actions of Icarus, with her index and middle fingers being his wings, and the rest of her hand being his body- his wings began to melt...away...and Icarus FELL into the ocean, never to be heard from again…-she leans forward in her chair, her eyes bulging as she smiles and looks up, whispering- where's 3MB? -she begins chuckling as flashbacks from The Wythyst Family's encounter with 3MB are reshown in grayscale vision- I warned 3MB…-she continues to chuckle as she speaks- I told them that this FACADE that they believe is fun, playing the role of performers...well their first performance would ultimately be...their LAST. -she chuckles some more- and when those girls allowed their pride to CLOUD..their common sense, well that's when I knew..that they were MINE. -more chuckles follow as visions of 3MB falling to Amay and her family is shown- like exuberant lambs, being led to slaughter…-she begins speaking in a sing-song voice- oh where, oh where have my rockstars gone...oh where, oh where could they…-she stops singing as 3MB's broken bodies are the only image on the screen- 3MB...made their bed…-Amay's face returns- and now…-she leans in very close to the camera, an alarming look across her face- they're BURNING in it…-we get a closeup of her left eye, before the camera returns to her full face, and wouldn't you know it, she's cackling now as she sits back far in her chair. She stops laughing to whisper again, looking off to the side with wide eyes- where's 3MB? -she then begins to laugh even louder than before, as the vision of The Wythyst Family leaving the arena after demolishing 3MB is shown. The final shot we see is Amay in her rocking chair, barely able to contain herself as she is laughing so hard that she has her fist placed against her nose-

*DEH!*

*Seems like you're waiting for nothing…* -the cheers of the crowd from that amazing promo quickly bring boos flooding back into the Asylum, as we are set for our next matchup-

Ahuizotl: From the mystical to the downright malevolent…

Madden: The following conteeest, is scheduled foooor ONE FAAAALL! Introducing FIRST...froooom CRYYYYYSTALVIIIIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 128 POOOOUNDS...CAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

Garble: This will be another match that pits two women that will be competing in the Hope Springs Eternal match against each other. But this isn't just some randomly generated match. Cadance made this personal when she SPIT in the face of Twist at The Royal Rumble 11 nights ago!

Ahuizotl: She has a history of riling people up. Cadance really enjoys making people miserable, but I feel she bit off more than she can chew when she awoke the anger of Twist, as well as her demon.

Garble: She doesn't look concerned about Twist's proclamations that she made earlier tonight, but if I were her, I'd be sweating bullets!

-Cadance walks down the ramp, inviting nothing but hatred from the fans as she sends sinister glares their way-

Ahuizotl: Cadance has done many a misdeed over the past few months, and Twist claims she will make sure that Cadance feels remorse for all of her past transgressions.

Garble: Eh, I think Cadance is past the point of no return. Ultra mega bitches like her are doomed to be ultra mega bitches for an eternity. Still, It'd be nice to see her get her shit kicked in!

-The lights are lowered, and the sound of a beating heart makes the pulses of the audience quicken. The roar of a demon brings a spotlight upon Twist, who raises her arms to the sky, eliciting a rousing ovation from the crowd-

Madden: Aaaaaand HER OPPONENT! Froooom LONEYVIIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 134 POOOOOUNDS..TWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!

Garble: I have to wonder when we will see Finnette Balor again. Could she make an appearance at High Stakes?

Ahuizotl: I do not know if Twist is afraid of heights, but if she is, I know that Finnette will give her the stability to be able to climb each and every rung on those ladders. If by the bodypaint, you mean, that remains to be seen.

Garble: Man, I can only hope. If she brings the demon to life on her body, she will have a definite advantage over every woman in that match. Who knows how they will all respond to Finnette Balor?

Ahuizotl: I don't think they will respond like these fans have, which is that they pretty much IDOLIZE she and Twist. If they do, however, that would be a huge mistake, and something Twist can use to her advantage to capture that briefcase.

-Twist sits on her knees on the turnbuckle, the fans bringing their arms to the sky along with her as the spotlight brightens and darkens again and again. Twist is eyeing Cadance without a single blink-

Garble: I don't know if it's just me, but Cadance looks a little...stiff in that ring. I think I can see the tiniest bit of unease in her body language.

Ahuizotl: Well, it's too late to turn back now. Twist will not allow her to leave this arena without being beaten senseless first!

-Twist's music fades as the lights are brought back up, the crowd cheering at yet another spectacular entrance-

Crowd: LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST! LET'S GO TWIST!

Garble: There's no denying that Twist is the fan favorite in this match. I don't see how ANYONE could support a wicked temptress like Cadance!

-The referee calls for the bell-

Ahuizotl: This highly anticipated matchup is UNDERWAY!

Match 4: Cadance vs Twist

Cadance: YOU THINK YOUR WORDS SCARE ME, LITTLE GIRL? I'M A REAL DEMON, NOT SOME DAMN KNOCKOFF! IT'S NO WONDER NOBODY LIKED YOU AS A KID...YOU'RE A LOSER!

-Twist has had enough. She runs at Cadance faster than she can react. Twist nails her with a front dropkick that LAUNCHES her into the corner behind her!-

Garble: TWIST COMES RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE! WHAT A DROPKICK!

Ahuizotl: That should shut Cadance up! Her mouth has become her own worst enemy at this point!

-Twist gets to her feet and begins pounding on Cadance in the corner, the crowd completely behind her-

Garble: RIGHTS AND LEFTS AND RIGHTS AND LEFTS! TWIST'S FISTS ARE FLYING!

Ahuizotl: Cadance prides herself on being evil like a demon...well it's going to cost her for once!

Referee: 1….2….3….4…-come on, Twist! Back it up! -the referee moves in to get Twist away from Cadance, which causes the fans to boo. Cadance soon gets to her feet, and flings two of her fingers over the referee's shoulder. Twist, amazingly, catches them, which causes Cadance's jaw to drop-

Garble: CADANCE! CADANCE'S SNEAK ATTACK GOT INTERCEPTED!

Ahuizotl: CADANCE WAS TRYING DESPERATELY TO POKE TWIST IN THE EYE, BUT TWIST SEIZED HER FINGERS WITH CAT-LIKE REFLEXES-

Cadance: NO NO NO! LET ME GO! I'M SORRY!

-Twist shakes her head before she bends both Cadance's index and middle finger back, a loud "pop" following soon after, as well as a scream from Cadance-

Garble: OWWW JEEZ OWWW! SHE'S BENDING THOSE FINGERS BACK!

-Twist uses those same fingers to flip Cadance over into a seated position. Twist then somersaults over Cadance, snapping her neck forward as she falls to the mat-

Ahuizotl: And then some added athleticism for good measure!

-7 minutes later-

-Twist lifts Cadance up onto her shoulders-

Ahuizotl: Twist, perhaps looking to strike with The Plot Twist!

-As Twist throws Cadance into the air, Cadance is able to regain control and land on her feet behind Twist. Cadance then lifts Twist onto HER shoulders in an Electric Chair position-

Garble: And now Twist is up in the air, in a precarious position!

-Cadance walks over to the corner and throws Twist off of her shoulders, letting her face smash into the top turnbuckle. The crowd OHHHHs loudly as Twist then collapses to the mat-

Ahuizotl: GOOD GOD! TWIST'S FACE, CONNECTING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH SUCH AUTHORITY!

-Cadance arrogantly covers Twist, getting only a 2 count-

Garble: What a cocky cover by Cadance...that might be the reason why she didn't get the pinfall right there.

-Cadance gets to her feet and begins stomping on Twist angrily, cursing her for kicking out in the first place-

-9 minutes later-

-Cadance lifts Twist up, hooking her arms around Twist's shoulders-

Ahuizotl: Could this be the Heart To Heart Cadance is going for?!

Garble: She's won the Crater Chick Championship TWICE with this move, and she may put away Twist with it right now!

-Before Twist can be finished off, in a last ditch effort to escape, she brings her feet back and places them on the top rope. She then uses her momentum and is able to flip herself over Cadance's body and lands on her knees behind her-

Ahuizotl: TWIST ESCAPES! TWIST BREAKS FREE OF THE HEART TO HEART!

-The crowd is cheering wildly as Cadance turns around and gets kicked in the gut. Twist then proceeds to wrap her arm around Cadance's neck, which heightens the crowd's cheers-

Garble: TWIST HAS GOT HER! CADANCE IS ABOUT TO RECEIVE A CRUEL…

-Twist drops to the mat, driving Cadance's face right into it-

Ahuizotl: TWIST OF FATE! THIS CROWD JUST CAME OUT OF THEIR SEAT!

-Twist exhaustedly lays a shoulder on Cadance's chest, the crowd counting along as the referee's hand hits against the mat 3 times-

Garble: VENGEANCE, HAS BEEN EXACTED!

Madden: Here is YOOOOUUUUR WINNEEEEERRRRRR...TWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIST!

Ahuizotl: WHAT A VICTORY, FOR THAT YOUNG LADY, TWIST!

Garble: She sent out to do what she said she would do, and that's make Cadance wish she never would've made the mistake of spitting in her face! She also just pulled off the biggest victory of her career...so far, that is!

Ahuizotl: It's good that you said so far, because with High Stakes less than 3 weeks away, and with momentum now on her side, Twist has brought Cadance to her knees, and is in the running to be the favorite to win that Eternal Women's Championship match!

Garble: Sunset Shimmer is surely watching backstage, fuming at the fact that Twist has defeated one of her sex buddies. If Sunset makes it past Scootaloo, she may have to look forward to putting her Championship on the line against Twist in the very near future. I gotta be honest, I am completely ELATED at the possibility of Twist becoming Champion, let alone defeating SUNSET to win it!

Ahuizotl: That would definitely be a career-making moment for Twist, and a moment that none of us here at the EWF would EVER forget. For now, Twist can relish in her victory, as she has retained her dignity, tonight on Lunacy!

-Twist raises her arms on the top turnbuckle, as the crowd shows their support, and their admiration to Twist for subduing Cadance-

-We are sent back to the office of Luna, where she is sitting at her desk as Turf and Silver Spoon walk in-

Silver Spoon: You wanted to see us, Ms. Luna?

Luna: Indeed I did. I wanted to discuss with you about what happened last week.

Turf: Uhhh...what DID happen last week?

Luna: When you intruded upon Scootaloo's Queen of the Scene ceremony and SMASHED her crown and scepter, THAT is what happened! -she slams a hand into her desk with a snarl-

Silver Spoon: -frantically looking at her bestie- M-ma'am...we didn't know it would be such a big deal-

Luna: A big deal? A BIG DEAL?! It's MORE than just a "big deal," and no matter WHAT your reasoning behind it was is not GOOD ENOUGH! The Queen of the Scene tournament was built up for weeks and WEEKS, and at long last, the EWF had crowned its first Queen! Now, I was not very pleased with the result of the tournament, but I was HONORED to have Lunacy be the brand that the Queen resides on! That means that the Queen of the Scene milestone for 2014 belongs to Lunacy, MY show! There was such PAGEANTRY and GRANDEUR that went along with the tournament, and that transitioned into last week's ceremony. I'm aware that Sunset and Cadance got themselves involved, but they didn't do so physically like YOU TWO did! You DISMANTLED two of the Queen's essential props, the crown and the scepter! You treated them like they were nothing more than useless RUBBISH! And why? Because you don't like Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo?!

Turf: Well...yeah...that was pretty much it.

Luna: Ladies...there is a time and a place for EVERYTHING, and to further your rivalry with those two during one of the most monumental moments in EWF history was the ABSOLUTE WORST TIME TO DO SO! You left a STAIN, you TARNISHED the entire ceremony with your IRRATIONAL actions! As the General Manager of Lunacy, that is on ME! I am responsible for you two, and because of what you did, my reputation could fall apart! The Board of Directors are FURIOUS with me because of what you two did last week, and I have no choice but to exact DISCIPLINE. Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo are looking for retribution no doubt, and so I see no reason not to give them a chance to achieve it. That is why, next week on Lunacy, you two will compete in a tag team match AGAINST Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo!

Turf: WHAT?! Boss, you CANNOT be FAH REAL!

Luna: What's wrong? I thought you HATED them! I thought you would want to get your hands on them WHENEVER you could! Or is that just when their BACKS are turned?! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! THE MATCH IS OFFICIAL, AND IF YOU REFUSE TO COMPETE IN IT, I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM THE HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL MATCH! -she violently points her finger at Turf- AND I WILL STRIP YOU OF YOUR CRATER CHICK CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT! -and then at Silver Spoon. The two besties quickly jolt out of the room, fearing for next week's encounter- I WILL BE RESPECTED! -she plops down into her chair, reaching for the migraine medicine bottle on her right as her other hand is rested against her temple. A commercial break follows-

Silver: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night Lunacy. I am being joined at this time by Flitter...and her boyfriend, the Carnage Champion, Giz Hero.

-The camera pans over to show Flitter, who is lightly smiling, and Giz, who appears to have his mind set on other things-

Flitter: Hi there, Silver.

Silver: Hello to both of you. Flitter, I can't help but notice that...you're smiling. But I'm sure that, due to recent incidents, you must feel dreadful.

Flitter: I'm just trying to stay positive as best I can. Last week was a disaster for me, my sister AND Giz, but I'm just holding onto the hope that things will start to get get better for us.

Silver: That's a tremendous attitude to have. I would also like to commend you for the actions you portrayed in the Battle Royal last week. You actually eliminated YOURSELF in order to be with your sister.

Flitter: -she nods, her smile getting bigger- Thank you very much. It was a no-brainer to do so. My sister was in NO condition to be competing, and there was no way I wasn't going to be by her side.

Silver: Speaking of Cloudchaser...how is she doing?

Flitter: Well...as you could imagine, like after any unpleasant split, she's not coping well at all. Last time I called her a few hours ago, she had just finished crying. I've never seen her so...so devastated. It's not like my sister to be in this emotional state. Obviously I can't blame her for feeling like crap, but I don't like it at all...in fact, I HATE it. Seeing her like this...it just breaks my heart…

Silver: Did you see this coming at all?

Flitter: Look...I've known Thunderlane for a long time. I was there the whole time he and Cloudchaser were dating the first time. Cloudchaser would always talk about how well he treated her...how good he was to her. The second time, when Thunderlane came back around I was less involved, because...I have a much busier life now. But when I saw Cloudchaser and him together...wow. I've never seen my sister that...HAPPY. It was great to see, but I couldn't scratch the feeling that at some point...all that would change. I was stunned at what happened to my sister, but ever since last month, I've had a suspicion that Thunderlane wasn't that committed to their relationship.

Giz: He wasn't committed AT ALL! Thunderlane was only in this for HIMSELF, and his own narrow-minded desires! The only thing about this whole nightmare that we can be glad for, is the fact that Cloudchaser got to learn the truth about her so-called "sweetie." Their relationship didn't even last for a MONTH, but at least Cloudchaser didn't have to be PLAYED by that dirtbag for long. Regardless...whether you're in a relationship with something for 10 years, or 10 minutes, you DO NOT...sever a relationship, no matter WHAT the scenario, the way Thunderlane did! What Thunderlane did last week...is the LOWEST thing, that I have ever seen in my LIFE. And you know what REALLY ticks me off about this whole thing? It's the fact that despite how LOW Thunderlane stooped last week, he feels as HIGH as he can, as a result of his actions. It's downright SICKENING! He should feel high and mighty because he is the Number One Contender, NOT because he BROKE the heart of his girlfriend on national television! But that's just how scummy, VILE human beings like Thunderlane operate...I've been in the ring with him MANY times, and both in AND out of the ring, ever since he's come to Lunacy, I've seen him as nothing more than a DESPICABLE man! I've known all along EXACTLY what kind of person he is...but he brought so much joy to Cloudchaser's life, and that threw me off...I only wish that I would've tried to get Cloudchaser away from this mess...convince her to step away from Thunderlane before it was too late...she might not have even believed me, but I just wish...I just wish that I…-he turns away for a second, and we can hear sniffling. Flitter hugs him. After regaining his composure, Giz turns back to the camera- Cloudchaser...has been such a great friend to me...she's supported me and Flitter throughout the entirety of our relationship. I owe her the same support, in this troubling time of her life. Thunderlane won that Battle Royal last week...he defeated 19 other exceptional competitors...but he owes that victory TO Cloudchaser. And what does he do...to thank her? To show his gratefulness for all the support SHE gave to HIM? -he looks at Silver- We all know exactly what he did...and the buzz word is "owe," ladies and gentlemen...and for all of the lies, all the deception...all the suffering that Thunderlane dispensed to the sweet, tender soul of Cloudchaser...I OWE Thunderlane...the BEATING...of...a...LIFETIME. -the face of Giz begins quivering in fury as he stares directly at the camera, letting out loud breaths every few seconds before Flitter finally pulls him away from the interview area-

Silver Shill: -looking on as Giz and Flitter walk off down the hall- I would NOT want to be in Thunderlane's shoes come High Stakes...

-We return to the arena, as from the side of the stage, a mix table rises above, carrying DJ Z, as usual-

DJ Z: LUNACYYYYYYYYYYY! You are now BACK in. DAH. MIX! -the crowd repeats- with that young go hard, DEE. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Z! -the crowd cheers- Tonight, we gon' do things a lil' bit differently, hope y'all don't mind. Last week, my bro from another hoe, Neon Lights fought 19 other dudes, one of them being yours truly, and was able to make the cut, and become one of the 8 men who will duel at High Stakes, for a chance at the Carnage Championship. When that time comes, I'mma be in his corner, 'cuz that's what bros do! But tonight, I'm steppin' outta my comfort zone, and I'm going SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *BERPBERPBERPBEEEERRRRRP* -the crowd mimics the sound of the airhorn- See, I've got a match...with the CHAMP himself, Giz Hero. Me and Neon, we'll always be boys, but I feel I gotta do this for myself, because if I win this match, I think that puts me in the running for a Championship match...amiright?! -the crowd cheers- Y'all with me! Now I'm gonna go do my THANG, y'all are part of my squad, so make sure y'all represent, and MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIISE! *BERPBERPBERPBEEERRRRRRP* -the crowd mimics the sound again as DJ Z hops off the podium-

*It's been such a long time comin', thought you'd understand…"

Garble: This will be the biggest match of DJ Z's career, no doubt.

Ahuizotl: His partner will have the spotlight at High Stakes, but a win tonight for DJ Z could lead to even GREATER things or DJ Z. He could very well ECLIPSE the roll his partner his has been on!

-DJ Z steps through the middle rope, placing one foot on it before leaping off of it and landing in the ring. He holds up his right hand, making a sideways "loser" sign with his thumb and index while he makes the same sign below the right hand with his left hand. The fingers connect to form a "Z"-

Garble: He's got such a breathtaking arsenal of moves. This dude is just a joy to watch in the ring. I can envision him as the Carnage Champion one day!

Ahuizotl: That day could be on the horizon. He would certainly force all the male competitors to step up their game.

*Since they wanna know…* -more cheers flood into the arena as DJ Z begins to remove his shades and headphones-

Madden: Aaaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Accompaniiiied byyyy FLITTEEERRRR! Froooom LONEYVIIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 233 POOOOOUNDS..he is, the CARRRRNAAAAAAGE CHAMPIOOOOOON..GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOO!

Garble: This will be a match you do NOT want to miss, folks! The lightning quick agility of DJ Z, being pitted against the supernatural strength of Giz Hero.

Ahuizotl: You have to wonder what the mindset of Giz Hero is going into this match. Having to face DJ Z is one thing, but the condition of his friend, the sister of his companion, Cloudchaser must be swirling through his mind as well.

Garble: She's not here tonight because of the DESPICABLE actions of Thunderlane, publicly dissolving their relationship, and DEMORALIZING Cloudchaser in front of all of us. I hope she is doing okay…

Ahuizotl: Imagine what will happen if Thunderlane shows his face during Giz's match. He may not even MAKE IT to High Stakes! Giz will surely ANNIHILATE him!

Garble: I'd like to think Thunderlane is smarter than THAT…

-Giz hands the referee his title as Flitter hugs him for good luck, exiting the ring. Giz approaches DJ Z and holds out his hand-

Ahuizotl: As outraged as Giz may be right now, he is still a very respectable competitor.

Garble: And we need more guys like that around here! That goes for the women, too!

-DJ Z, rather than shake Giz's hand, holds out his fist, shrugging to the crowd with his other arm-

Garble: DJ Z doesn't get down with no handshakes! Put that hand into a ball!

-Giz smirks, and complies with DJ Z's request, sending his fist into DJ Z's, which pleases DJ Z-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd applauds the sportsmanship- It's pretty much the same thing anyway! Nothing but respect between these two.

Garble: Even so, they ARE about to compete in a match against one another. That respect is about to turn into combativity!

Match 5: Giz Hero w/ Flitter vs DJ Z

-4 minutes later-

-With Giz prone on the mat, DJ Z jumps over the top rope from the apron, twisting himself in mid air before splashing into Giz's ribs-

Garble: SENSATIONAL! DJ Z NAILS THE SPINBACK!

*1….2..-Giz kicks out, causing Flitter to exhale a sigh of relief-

Ahuizotl: DJ Z, trying to make a big SPLASH in the Male's division, but Giz Hero, the gatekeeper of said division, will not allow it to come to pass!

-6 minutes later-

-DJ Z is speeding towards Giz, who HURLS him into the air-

Garble: DJ Z, FLYING HIGHER THAN EVER!

-Rather than succumb to the Uppercut, DJ Z wraps his legs around Giz's neck and he plummets downwards. He attempts to land a Hurricanrana, but as he brings his body down towards the mat, Giz grabs onto his legs-

Ahuizotl: GIZ HAS GOT THE LEGS!

Garble: HE ESCAPES THE HURRICANRANA ATTEMPT!

-Giz brings DJ Z down to the mat, still holding onto his legs, and looking at the various parts of the crowd as they come alive-

Ahuizotl: WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S COMING NEXT!

Garble: DJ Z, getting a free ride on the GIANT SWING! It's a ride he DOESN'T want to be on!

-Giz spins DJ Z around in the air, as the crowd counts every rotation-

Ahuizotl: Where it stops NOBODY knows! 9! 10! 11! When will this hellish excursion come to a close for DJ Z?!

-After 23 rotations, Giz lets DJ Z miraculously fall to the mat-

Garble: TWENTY THREE! TWENTY. THREE WHOPPING ORBITS!

Ahuizotl: AND GIZ HERO ISN'T EVEN WOOZY!

Crowd: KING OF SWING! KING OF SWING! KING OF SWING! KING OF SWING! KING OF SWING! KING OF SWING! KING OF SWING! KING OF SWING! KING OF SWING! KING OF SWING!

-2 minutes later-

-DJ Z is propped up in the corner, completely vulnerable to Giz as he charges at him from across the ring. He twists himself in the air and presents his forearm to DJ Z, who instead of getting hit, brings his knees up into Giz's forearm, causing him to stumble backwards as he tries to shake the pain away from his arm-

Garble: DJ Z is on a strict Uppercut-free diet! He hasn't been hit with a single one in this match!

-DJ Z jumps over the top rope, landing on the apron-

Ahuizotl: Right now is the perfect chance for DJ Z to strike! Giz is preoccupied with his forearm!

-DJ Z springboards himself off the top rope and flies towards Giz, hooking an arm across his neck as he drops from the air. He is looking for his signature move, Gain Structure (which is a Springboard DDT,) but as he is just about to drive Giz's head into the mat, Giz regains his composure and begins powering DJ Z up away from the mat-

Garble: -the crowd looks on, OHHHHH'ing in awe at the scene- LOOK AT THIIIIIIIIIS! GAIN STRUCTURE WAS BLOCKED!

-Giz places both of his hands on DJ Z's abdomen and once again CHUCKS him into the air. DJ Z is unable to avoid disaster as when he falls down, Giz completely MURDERS him with an Uppercut!-

Ahuizotl: AND DJ Z GAINS AN UPPERCUT! A BRUTAL, VICIOUS UPPERCUT!

Garble: HOLY FUCK! Looks like that diet didn't work out so well for him…

*1…..2…..3!* -the fans count along, cheering heavily as the bell rings-

Garble: You could count to a-freaking-HUNDRED! This thing is OVER.

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEERRRRR..GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOO!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Ahuizotl: NO ONE...not ANYONE in the EWF can end a match as ABRUPTLY, as SUDDENLY as the Carnage Champion, Giz Hero! DJ Z looked primed and ready to finish Giz off with the Gain Structure, but as we have stated MANY times, Giz's POWER...with his unprecedented power, he was able to force both himself AND his opponent away from the mat, and PROPEL DJ Z into the stratosphere, knocking him down into the mat with a THUNDEROUS Uppercut as he fell!

Garble: It was...it was just so UNBELIEVABLE. DJ Z put up a TREMENDOUS performance, but right now, it seems like NOBODY can touch the Carnage Champion! He is on a whole different level….

-The crowd begins booing as Giz is about to hold up his Championship. Flitter is already preparing to exit the ring as Thunderlane is trotting down the ramp-

Ahuizotl: Showing up AFTER his match won't help his chances! What is he THINKING?!

Garble: Looks like HE is going to attempt to TOUCH the Champion.

-Thunderlane hops onto the apron, as Giz is stomping towards him, a look of hatred spread across his face. He isn't fast enough to get ahold of Thunderlane, though, as Thunderlane is able to force Giz's neck down onto the top rope with his hands-

Ahuizotl: Giz was quick, but he wasn't as quick as Thunderlane's reaction!

-Thunderlane enters the ring, looking to inflict more damage. He doesn't get far as Giz spins himself around and pops Thunderlane's jaw with a Rolling Elbow-

Garble: OH! ANOTHER KNOCKOUT BLOW! THUNDERLANE HAD BETTER GET OUT OF THERE, AND QUICK!

-The impact sends Thunderlane rebounding off the ropes, and towards Giz again, so he decides to throw him up into the air, with hopes of Uppercutting him as he did DJ Z. Thunderlane is luckily able to move himself backwards in the air, landing on his knees right next to the ropes, and quickly departing through the bottom rope before Giz can advance on him-

Ahuizotl: Oooooooh...so close! So VERY close Thunderlane was to meeting the same fate of DJ Z!

Garble: And Giz LIKES DJ Z, so imagine how much HARDER he would Uppercut someone he LOATHES. Thunderlane is the luckiest man in the EWF right now to be able to escape his wrath!

-Thunderlane falls at the bottom of the stage, trying to readjust his jaw after that potentially knockout elbow. Giz has his hands on the top rope, peering over it as his teeth are clenched in fury-

Ahuizotl: You can tell that Giz wants some more of that slimy bastard, Thunderlane!

Garble: It's as clear as day! He doesn't just want SOME more, he wants EVERY piece of him that he can get! He wants to tear him LIMB from LIMB for the way he treated Cloudchaser last week!

Ahuizotl: Thunderlane gave him a tiny sample of himself tonight, but in less than 3 weeks at High Stakes, these two will get to dine on the main course of one another!

Garble: And Giz only showed Thunderlane a MINISCULE amount of the rage that he has built up inside of him! I have a feeling that at High Stakes, Thunderlane will be introduced to EVERY bit of his fury!

Thunderlane: YOU WON'T BE SO FORTUNATE THE NEXT TIME WE MEET, HER-oww! -he has to stop talking as the sting from Giz's elbow causes his jaw to ache immensely. We take another commercial break as Flitter does her best to calm her boyfriend down, but Giz can imagine nothing more than tearing Thunderlane apart, so he continues to glare menacingly at him from afar-

-Coming back from commercial, we see Diamond Tiara walking down the hallway, heading to the ring for her title defense-

"Diamond, wait!"

-Diamond turns around, being met with the presence of Lightning Dust, who is running up to her. Fluttershy is not far behind-

Diamond: What is it? It's about time for the main eve-

Lightning: I know, I know. Me and 'Shy just had to talk to you about what happened last week.

Diamond: -she sighs, placing a hand on her hip- Okay, I'll give you girls a minute. Say what you came to say.

Lightning: About last Monday...interfering in your match...it wasn't our intention to anger you.

Fluttershy: We were just getting back at The Sword, for the way that they got involved in OUR title match.

Diamond: I get that. I know that you girls didn't have any bad motives in mind, but the thing is...I'm trying to make this Championship -she gestures to the title around her waist- MEAN something...and not just mean SOMETHING...I want it to mean EVERYTHING. And when my title defenses end in Disqualification, or countout, or whatever flukey way, that doesn't do anything to raise the reputation of the Crater Chick Championship. If anything, it actually DEVALUES the title.

Lightning: -she nods vigorously- We absolutely understand. As Champions ourselves, we try to honor the lineage of the Chick Combo Championships by holding onto them without any shenanigans.

Fluttershy: When The Sword showed up during our last title defense, and attacked us, it was definitely NOT the way we wanted the match to end...we were FURIOUS.

Lightning: Turnabout's fair play, though, so we thought we'd stick it to Reigns by costing her the Crater Chick Championship. After all, we HATE The Sword and all their bullcrap, so WHY would we want them to hold ANY title?

Diamond: It sounds like you're insinuating that I WOULDN'T have kicked out of that Spear…

Lightning: No! That's not it at all! You've got a TON of fight in you…

Fluttershy: But NO ONE has kicked out of that Spear before, so we just had to assume you wouldn't have, either.

-Diamond sighs again-

Lightning: Yeah...it's a big old mess…

Diamond: I felt like I could've kicked out of that Spear, but you're right, nobody has. Maybe I wouldn't have...maybe I WOULD'VE lost my Championship had you girls not shown up. I don't know…-she shakes her head- the situation is just so crappy, but hey, there's no use arguing about it. You girls are my friends, and your reasoning is sensible…

Fluttershy: Does that mean you'll...forgive us?

Diamond: Of course I will. -she smiles, which causes Fluttershy to light up with happiness- I'm just bummed out about the whole thing…

Fluttershy: Oh thank GOODNESS! I've been stressing out about this for the past week!

Lightning: And hey, you've always got tonight to make up for last week's awful outcome.

Diamond: -she nods- You're right! I can't afford to dwell on my past. I won't let that deter me from my goal of becoming the greatest Champion in the EWF!

Lightning: Hey…-she puts an arm on Diamond's shoulder- from one Champion to another, good luck! -she winks, and gives Diamond a thumbs up with her other hand-

Fluttershy: Same from me. Good luck to you, Diamond!

Diamond: -she smiles- Thank you, girls. See ya later! -she walks off, waving towards Lightning and Fluttershy. Lightning waves back with great poise, while Fluttershy waves more gentle-

*I'll tell you everything I know, any little thing I know…* -cheers pile on by the hundreds inside the Lunacy Asylum as we are ALL set for our main event-

Garble: It's that time of the evening, 'Zotl! Diamond Tiara will ONCE AGAIN put her Crater Chick Championship ON THE LINE. One gutsy woman in going to emerge from the locker room, and take the Champion up on her Open Challenge!

Ahuizotl: Over the past few weeks, Diamond has defended her title in two CLASSIC matches here on Lunacy. Will tonight hold the same result? Will Diamond Tiara retain her title handily, or will it be the fight of her life?

-Diamond walks down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans as the capacity crowd chants "TI-TLE MATCH!"-

Garble: Man, if you want to challenge for the Crater Chick Championship, you'd BETTER fight for your life! If you get your ass handed to you, you can FORGET about receiving another title shot in the foreseeable future!

Ahuizotl: Last week, Diamond Tiara NARROWLY escaped with her Crater Chick Championship. It looked as if she was on the verge of losing her coveted title after a Spear by Rosely Reigns, but luckily for her, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy showed up to interrupt her title defense, just as The Sword had earlier in the night.

Garble: If I was Diamond, I would've been ECSTATIC by that...but Diamond wants to ELEVATE the title she holds, and not being able to get clean victories really doesn't do much to up the Crater Chick Championship's prestige.

Ahuizotl: Diamond will not be defending her title next week, and she and Scootaloo have already been informed that they will be teaming up to do battle against their antagonizers, Turf and Silver Spoon. Will Diamond Tiara even BE the Crater Chick Champion next week IS the question.

Garble: Since she's not gonna be defending her title next Monday, we can all expect that she will put forth the effort of TWO combined title defenses within this ONE match. It is up to her opponent, whoever that may be, to give Diamond the same kind of challenge.

-Diamond enters the ring, standing in the corner, with her Championship wrapped tightly around her waist. She bends over, awaiting her eventual challenger-

Ahuizotl: The tension in the air is PALPABLE! These fans are all fired up for another title defense!

Garble: Whoever is coming out of that curtain has a LOT to live up to…

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -a large OHHHH escapes from the crowd, followed by nothing but cheers-

Garble: OHOHOOOOO! This...THIS is EXTREMELY interesting!

-Lightning Dust emerges from the backstage area, with Fluttershy soon following. Lightning has a sly smirk on her face, and microphone in her hand-

Ahuizotl: I did NOT expect this, and judging by Diamond Tiara's expression, neither did she! Not ONE bit!

Garble: When you're hosting an OPEN Challenge, you have to expect the UNEXPECTED!

Crowd: LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST! LIGHT-NING DUST!

Lightning: -she waves to the crowd- Hi there! Bet you didn't think I'D be the one to pop through that curtain…-she looks to the ring at Diamond- I know we just had our little exchange back there, Diamond, where I wished you luck, and I DO wish you luck...because you're going to need it, since your opponent for tonight is going to be…-she makes a face that looks as if she is engrossed in thought, tapping her thumb and index finger against her jaw. Suddenly, she gasps, as the answer hits her like a freight train- oh yeah...ME. -the crowd begins cheering up a storm- Your quest to be the greatest Champion in EWF history...it's very admirable. If you can beat me, you're well on your way to being just that. But if I beat YOU...that quest will end. The pressure is ON, Diamond. I've been associated with Championships since I showed up in this company, so who better than ME...to be your biggest test to date. I won the Eternal Women's Championship on the FIRST episode of Lunacy. I'm one half of the Chick Combo Champions. And what can I say…-she shrugs- I'm greedy. -she smirks- I want to add another title to my already staggering resume. -the crowd continues to cheer-

Ahuizotl: Diamond Tiara is in an intimidating spot right now! It's either SUCCEED...or BE succeeded!

-Diamond takes the microphone from Madden, as she is also smirking-

Diamond: That's totally fine with me, Lightning. You're a competitor, and you want to get your hands on as many accolades as you can. Whether I win or lose, the Crater Chick Championship WILL be elevated...because I know that you and I are going to have a title match for the AGES. Let's do this! -Diamond hands the microphone back to Madden and does the "bring it on" hand motion. Lightning Dust is literally hopping on the stage in anticipation, as she throws the microphone down on the stage and begins sprinting down the ramp-

Garble: IT'S ON! LIGHTNING DUST...DIAMOND TIARA. IT CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY BIGGER THAN THIS!

Ahuizotl: THIS IS A PAY PER VIEW QUALITY MAIN EVENT, FOLKS. BUT WE'RE GETTING TO WITNESS IT RIGHT NOW, FOR FREE!

-Lightning is shaking her hands at a rapid pace, feeling the intensity of this situation as Madden stands in the middle of the ring-

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Madden: The following conteeest, scheduled for ONE FAAAALL...iiiiis..for the CRAAAAAATERRRR CHIIIIIIIIIICK..CHAAAAAAAAAAMPIOOOONSHIIIIIIIIIIIIP! -the crowd pops huge- Introducing FIRST...the challengerrrr..accompaniiiied, byyyyy FLUTTERSHYYYYY! -the crowd cheers heavily, as Fluttershy blushes on the side of her partner-

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Madden: ….Froooooom CLOOOOOUDSDAAAALE! Weighing in at 123 POOOOOUNDS..she iiiiis ONE HALF, of the CHIIIIICK COMBOOOOO CHAMPIOOOOONS...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIING DUST! Aaaaaand HER OPPONENT! Frooooom LONEYVIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 125 POOOOOUNDS..the CRAAAAAATEEERRRRR CHIIIIIICK CHAMPIOOOOOON...DIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND..TIIIIIIIIIIARAAAAAAAA! -the crowd shows the same admiration for Diamond as she holds up her title to the crowd, before handing it to the referee, who shows it to both competitors before holding it up in the air, rotating it so all the audience can see what it at stake-

Ahuizotl: This is a big one folks...if Lightning Dust is victorious, she will become the first Triple Crown Champion in EWF history. Triple Crown, meaning she has won every Championship available to her on her current brand: The Eternal Women's Championship, the Chick Combo Championship, and the latest addition to her resume...the Crater Chick Championship.

Garble: But as long as Diamond Tiara is Champion, you can be SURE that she won't back down, that she will keep fighting and fight hard! Lightning Dust, looking to make history, while Diamond is simply trying to make the Crater Chick Championship the richest prize in our business.

Ahuizotl: A victory over a widely prosperous competitor like Lightning Dust would do much to further the prestige and legacy of the Crater Chick Championship. Settle in, folks...because this match is going to be absolutely incredible.

Main Event: Crater Chick Championship - Diamond Tiara vs Lightning Dust w/ Fluttershy

-Lightning Dust is hopping in place as the bell rings. Diamond looks pumped up as well-

Crowd: -a small portion of the crowd chants- LET'S GO DIA-MOND! -while a much larger portion chants- LIGHT-NING DUST! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LIGHT-NING DUST! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LIGHT-NING DUST! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LIGHT-NING DUST! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LIGHT-NING DUST! LET'S GO DIA-MOND! LIGHT-NING DUST!

Ahuizotl: Lightning Dust has the advantage when it comes to fanfare, as well as speed. Diamond Tiara excels at mat-based offense, but we also can't forget about her finisher, the Diamond Cutter, which can strike at ANY given minute.

-Lightnings hops around the ring as Diamond is hunched over, attempting to size her opponent up. Lightning holds out her hand towards Diamond, who straightens up her posture afterwards-

Garble: Hey, we saw this earlier tonight with Giz Hero.

Ahuizotl: Both of these women are highly respected at their craft, and there is no malice between the two. Maybe some competitive intensity, but nothing more.

-Diamond slowly and cautiously brings her hand forward, finally grasping Lightning's hand, the fans cheering in approval-

Garble: That's so cool! Diamond was a little bit leery to shake Lightning's hand, though.

-A split second later, Lightning wraps her arms around Diamond's waist and proceeds to nail her with a Northern Lights suplex, giving herself more of an edge as she places her feet on the mat in a tippy-toe formation-

Garble: DIAMOND GOT REELED IN!

Ahuizotl: THE BRIDGE! LOOK AT THE BRIDGE!

-The fans are already going crazy as the referee drops to the mat-

*1….2..-Diamond powers her shoulder out, immediately getting up to her feet, glaring at Lightning Dust, who is sitting on the mat, shrugging and smirking-

Garble: LIGHTNING DUST, WITH A LIGHTNING QUICK TRANSITION, ALMOST CAPTURED THE CRATER CHICK CHAMPIONSHIP!

Ahuizotl: Diamond had GOOD REASON not to trust Lightning Dust with that handshake! She almost stole her title!

Crowd: THAT WAS SNEA-KY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS SNEA-KY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS SNEA-KY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS SNEA-KY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS SNEA-KY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: It WAS sneaky of Lightning, but it was BRILLIANT, and nearly effective of winning her the title!

Lightning: -getting up to her feet- You gotta be ready for ANYTHING, Champ! -Diamond also gets to her feet, nodding at Lightning's statement. She approaches Lightning and gives her a light pat on the shoulder, before grabbing Lightning's neck. The crowd loses their mind again as Lightning pushes Diamond away at the last second-

Ahuizotl: AND DIAMOND TIARA, IN SIMILAR FASHION, TRYING TO TRUMP LIGHTNING DUST!

Garble: Again, BRILLIANT move by the Champion! Diamond did not expect the Northern Lights Suplex, nor did Lightning expect Diamond to go for the Diamond Cutter so early!

-Lightning has one knee on the mat, looking up at Diamond with her jaw wide-

Diamond: This close…-she places her index finger an inch away from her thumb, signifying how close she was to hitting the Diamond Cutter-

Garble: But not close enough! Lightning is caught off guard, but she's still on her feet.

Ahuizotl: I get the feeling that this is another all-time classic in the making…

-8 minutes later-

-Lightning, while on the apron, sends her shoulder through the middle rope, crashing it into Diamond's abdomen. Diamond backs up in pain, and Lightning jumps through the middle rope, rolling up Diamond with a Schoolgirl pin as she hits the mat-

*1…...2….-Diamond kicks out again-

Ahuizotl: What agility! What swiftness at which Lightning Dust performed that Schoolgirl!

Garble: A schoolgirl THROUGH the middle ropes, at that! I've never seen that before! Then again, Lightning Dust SPECIALIZES in performing moves that the public eye have never seen!

-As both Diamond and Lighting get to their feet, Diamond kicks her in the gut, gut wrenches her, lifts her up to where Lightning's back rests across Diamond's shoulders, holds her there for a few seconds, reaches forward with both hands and grabs Lightning under the chin before dropping her neck-first into the mat!-

Ahuizotl: Another move you don't see everyday! The Gutwrench elevated neckbreaker!

-Diamond makes a cover now, but gets only a 2 and a half count-

Garble: Lightning kicks out! She's still in this!

Crowd: LIGHT-NING! LIGHT-NING! LIGHT-NING! LIGHT-NING! LIGHT-NING!

-7 minutes later-

-Lightning is perched on the top rope, with Diamond flat on the mat directly below her, the crowd's cheers rising by the second-

Ahuizotl: THE ATMOSPHERE IN THIS ARENA IS ELECTRIC! LIGHTNING DUST MAY BE ABOUT TO PUT AN END, TO THE REIGN OF DIAMOND TIARA!

Garble: Diamond may not back down, but after tonight, she WILL have a fear of Lightning! ASTRAPHOBIA, to be EXAAAAACT-Lightning leaps off the top rope, Diamond immediately rolling out of the way. Lightning is able to readjust her body and turns the move into a Shooting Star Press. As her feet hit the mat, she rolls through to avoid taking any impact-

Ahuizotl: Good job by Lightning Dust! That could've ended in disaster for her!

-As Lightning gets to her feet, she turns around to be met with Diamond, who attempts the Diamond Cutter yet again-

Garble: IT STILL COULD!

-Like before, Lightning pushes Diamond away. When Diamond turns around, she is met with a vicious Roundhouse kick, courtesy of Lightning-

Ahuizotl: OH! WHAT A KICK! Diamond's still on her feet!

-Lightning then lifts Diamond onto her shoulders in a Fireman's carry position. She then drops Diamond off of her shoulders while also falling to the canvas herself and delivering another kick to the head of Diamond as Diamond lands on her feet and as Lightning's back hits the mat (hard to explain but hey I tried)-

Garble: ANOTHER POTENTIALLY KNOCKOUT SHOT! FIREMAN'S CARRY INTO AN OVERHEAD KICK!

-Lightning goes for another cover, getting a near fall once again-

Ahuizotl: 2 AND 3 QUARTERS! DIAMOND TIARA'S CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN IS PRESERVED!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: That chant is definitely appropriate, but I feel this is just the halfway mark of this match! These 2 sensational athletes have only hit the tip of the iceberg when it comes to what they can do in that ring!

-Lightning is on her knees in the ring, breathing heavily, this match bringing both her and Diamond to their very limits-

-6 minutes later-

Garble: Lightning Dust...ascending the top rope once more...could the Crater Chick Championship be one impactful move away for her?

Ahuizotl: I think if she hits Astraphobia, we will crown a new Champion! That is the move that won Lightning Dust the Chick Combo Championships, along with Fluttershy, who is at ringside, actively cheering her partner and friend on!

-Lightning Dust takes to the air once more, twisting herself mid-flight. Diamond Tiara does not move this time around, rather, she pops her body up at the last second, hooking Lightning Dust's neck and, in a move that INVIGORATES the crowd, drives her head into the mat with a Diamond Cutter!-

Garble: DIAMOND CUTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Ahuizotl: THERE'S NO KICKING OUT OF THAT! -the referee falls to the mat as the crowd begins a chant of "HO-LY SHIT"- LIGHTNING DUST, WILL FOREVER HAVE A FEAR, OF THE DIAMOND CUTTER! -the referee's hand hits the mat for a 3rd time, as the crowd rejoices after that amazing match-

Garble: DIAMOND TIARA...RETAINS, THE CRATER CHICK CHAMPIONSHIP!

Madden: Here is YOOOOOUR WINNEEEEERRRR..AAAAAAAAND STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL..THE CRAAAAAATEEEEEEERRRR..CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOON..DIAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOND..TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ahuizotl: On a night, where the running theme has been superstars, gaining the biggest victories of their career...in the MAIN EVENT of the evening, Diamond Tiara...has CONQUERED a former WORLD CHAMPION, RETAINED her title, BOOSTED the prestige of the Crater Chick Championship, and to add to ALL of that...she has garnered the GREATEST victory of her career!

Garble: And she didn't boost the prestige on her own...she had help from a few other factors, like this HOT, RAUCOUS crowd, and Lightning Dust, who, along with Diamond Tiara, gave us one of the most MESMERIZING matches that the EWF has EVER seen! These girls put EVERYTHING on the line, for a chance to be called the Crater Chick Champion! And hey, that is all that Diamond Tiara has ever wanted...and every time she has put that title on the line, she has DELIVERED.

Ahuizotl: This match was capped off with a BREATHTAKING counter to Lightning Dust's Astraphobia. Within the BLINK of an eye, Diamond Tiara brought herself off of the canvas, and was able to strike her opponent with a Diamond Cutter that we will NEVER forget!

Garble: It was her best Diamond Cutter yet! We said at the outset of this match that her finisher could come out of absolutely NOWHERE, and in the closing moments of this battle, it sure as hell did!

Ahuizotl: After such a monumental victory like she had tonight, I don't know how you could disagree that Diamond Tiara is well on her way to becoming the greatest Champion the EWF has ever had! She has taken on ALL comers! Silver Spoon, Scootaloo, Turf, Rosely Reigns, and this week, Lightning Dust.

Garble: And in 2 weeks, she will face ANOTHER hungry competitor! She's the most sought after Champion right now, and that is EXACTLY how she likes it!

-Fluttershy enters the ring, applauding the effort of Diamond with a huge smile on her face. The crowd is doing the same. Instead of tend to her friend, the first thing Fluttershy does is wrap Diamond into a big hug-

Ahuizotl: And Fluttershy, a decorated Champion in her own right, showing her affection to the Crater Chick Champion after what was one of the greatest matches, we have ever s-

-Ahuizotl is interrupted, and so is the hug as Beth Drollins comes flying through the air, striking at the back of Diamond's head with her knee. The impact sends Diamond and Fluttershy into the air-

Garble: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! THAT'S BETH DROLLINS! DROLLINS WITH A MERCILESS KNEE TO THE BACK OF DIAMOND TIARA'S HEAD!

Ahuizotl: DIAMOND AND FLUTTERSHY WERE INVOLVED IN A SPIRITED EMBRACE, BUT BETH DROLLINS HAS PUT A STOP TO THAT!

-As Fluttershy gets to her feet, she is taken down to the mat by Reigns and Ditzbrose, who have now entered the ring-

Garble: AND THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE SWORD! DIANE DITZBROSE! ROSELY REIGNS! THEY'LL BE CHALLENGING FLUTTERSHY AND LIGHTNING DUST FOR THEIR TITLES AT HIGH STAKES, BUT WHAT PURPOSE DO THEY HAVE BEING OUT HERE DURING SUCH AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT?!

-The crowd begins booing outrageously as Fluttershy is clobbered by knees from Ditzbrose, and stiff right hands from Reigns-

Ahuizotl: They must be trying to soften the Champions up! That's the only thing I can think of! But even so, this is RIDICULOUS! We just witnessed a match for the ages, and these three...these three WOLVES want to leave a bad tastes in our mouths!

Crowd: FLU-TTER-SHY! FLU-TTER-SHY! FLU-TTER-SHY! FLU-TTER-SHY! FLU-TTER-SHY!

Garble: These fans are trying to rally Fluttershy back up, but it's just no use! She is being MANHANDLED by The Sword!

-Ditzbrose and Reigns step aside, and just as Fluttershy starts to get to her feet, she is planted back into the mat with a Curb Stomp-

Garble: ERRRRRRR! Beth Drollins with a Curb Stomp, eliminating the beloved Fluttershy from this equation!

-Reigns slaps the stomachs of her teammates, before saying, "get her up!"-

Ahuizotl: Hold on just a second...I don't think they're done yet…

Garble: Oh God...just let her be!

-Ditzbrose and Drollins bring Fluttershy to her feet-

Reigns: OOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! -Fluttershy is then promptly picked up by Ditzbrose and Drollins, and then placed on the shoulders of Reigns-

Ahuizotl: NONONO! -Fluttershy is driven into the mat with AUTHORITY- TRIPLE POWERBOMB! SICKENING, SICKENING THUD as Fluttershy SPLATS into the canvas!

-The crowd is booing ever so passionately as they look towards Lightning Dust. They begin circling her, like a pack of wild dogs, before they are interrupted by the sound of Scootaloo's theme music-

Garble: -as they crowd comes alive once again- Oh snap...I approve of the heroism, but you don't want to get in the ring with these girls! Especially when you'll be the only one on your feet!

-Scootaloo appears on the stage before frantically walking down the ramp-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo doesn't care about consequences! She just wants to save her friends!

-Halfway down the ramp, Scootaloo is clobbered in the back of the head by…-

Garble: SUNSET! S-SUNSET SHIMMER, DAMMIT! -the crowd's boos return immediately as Sunset stands above Scootaloo, smirking ever-so deviously-

Ahuizotl: Did...did she strike her with her own TITLE?!

Garble: The bitch has got it in her hand...I think she did! WHY? Scootaloo was almost at the ring! WHY?

Ahuizotl: Just like The Sword, she's trying to soften her challenger up. That, or she's just a downright hideous woman, who doesn't want Scootaloo to have the gratification of helping out her friends!

Crowd: FUCK OFF, SUN-SLUT, FUCK OFF! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK OFF, SUN-SLUT, FUCK OFF! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK OFF, SUN-SLUT, FUCK OFF! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK OFF, SUN-SLUT, FUCK OFF! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK OFF, SUN-SLUT, FUCK OFF! *CLAPCLAP*

Sunset: -looking towards the ring at The Sword- Don't mind me, carry on! -The Sword immediately begin pummeling Lightning Dust, as Sunset drags Scootaloo up the ramp by her purple hair-

Garble: What is this WITCH doing now?! And why are The Sword still out here?!

-Sunset picks up Scootaloo as she nears the top of the stage. She still has a hand gripping on her hair, as she looks deep in her eyes with a malicious grin-

Sunset: How's your arm, little buddy? It's about to be a WHOLE lot worse!

Ahuizotl: NO! NO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

-Sunset THROWS Scootaloo off the side of the stage, making sure Scootaloo's injured arm takes the brunt of the fall. She immediately begins howling in pain-

Garble: THAT'S DEMONIC! THAT'S ABSOLUTELY SICKENING! SCOOTALOO'S ARM, THE INJURED ONE! IT MAY BE MORE THAN INJURED NOW! IT MAY BE DAMN WELL PARALYZED!

-Sunset slowly and casually steps off the stage and methodically approaches Scootaloo. In the ring, Ditzbrose has a hold of Lightning Dust's hair, the only way she is able to be held up off the mat. Ditzbrose removes her hand just in time for Drollins to jump into the air and deliver a Curb Stomp, which sends her face back into the mat-

Ahuizotl: And now THIS NONSENSE! ENOUGH! SHE JUST WENT THROUGH A 20 MINUTE MATCH!

-Sunset places a boot on Scootaloo's torn apart shoulder, holding her Championship high in the air with a large grin on her face, nothing but boos being sent her and The Sword's way as a result of their actions-

Garble: GET OUT OF HERE! ALL FOUR OF YOU!

-As the camera focuses back on the ring, Lightning Dust's spine rattles as she is sent into the mat with a Triple Powerbomb-

Ahuizotl: I don't know what else we expected from these 4 savages, but I wish THIS isn't what we got!

-Finally, The Sword faces Diamond Tiara, who is just now beginning to rise from the mat. Drollins jumps into the air, but winds up stomping into the mat, as Diamond barely got out of the way. Before Drollins can react, Diamond is already up on her feet, with an arm around Drollins' neck-

Garble: DIAMOND MAY HAVE SOME HOPE HERE!

-Unfortunately, Drollins, just like Lightning Dust, shoves Diamond away. A massive Spear from Reigns is awaiting Diamond as the shove sends her right into harm's way!-

Ahuizotl: OHHHHHH AND A UNFORGIVING SPEAR FROM THE HOSS OF THE GROUP, ROSELY REIGNS!

Garble: So much for that hope...dammit!

-Sunset finally steps away from Scootaloo, exiting through the curtain, feeling she has proved her point-

Ahuizotl: Sunset may have made her exit, but before doing so, she OBLITERATED Scootaloo! Now there is no one that can save Diamond Tiara from the agony The Sword are masters of inflicting!

Garble: Sunset made a huge statement just now with Scootaloo, but The Sword is about to make an even BIGGER one!

-Diamond Tiara is the last recipient of a Triple Powerbomb, as she arches her back upon the impact with the mat-

Ahuizotl: Both sets of Chick Combo Champions, as well as the Crater Chick Champions...all three were decimated with Curb Stomps, vicious beatdowns, before finally being put down with Triple Powerbombs...The Sword, as they always set out do to, have made yet another EMPHATIC statement, here on Monday Night Lunacy…

-The Sword begin to leave the ring, being BURIED with constant boos from the crowd-

Garble: The crowd absolutely DESPISES what just happened to four of their favorite superstars, and you all know how me and Ahuizotl feel about it, but it is beyond our control…

Ahuizotl: After such an incredible bout between Lightning Dust and Diamond Tiara, they and Fluttershy were all targeted and RANSACKED by The Sword...the same happened to Scootaloo via Sunset Shimmer as she walked down the ring, hoping to rescue her friends from peril.

Garble: It's a damn shame...it really is...the Chick Combo Champions, the Crater Chick Champion, and the number 1 contender to the Eternal Women's Championship...all left writhing in pain…

-The Sword are heading up the stairs in the crowd, having left their mark on tonight's show. It doesn't end there, as two other forms emerge on the stage-

Garble: Oh GIVE ME A BREAK! Turf and Silver Spoon?!

Turf: -leaning off the ramp, looking down at Scootaloo as she continues wince in pain- AWWW! Did you hurt your wittle awm? -she suddenly stops faking sympathy- WHO CARES, YA LITTLE SCOOTASLUT?!

Silver Spoon: It'd better be in better shape next week so we can BREAK IT! -she makes a breaking motion with her hands before her and Turf begin strutting down to the ring-

Garble: These two get off on bullying the weak, I swear…

-Silver and Turf enter the ring, setting their sights directly on Diamond's title, which has been lying off to the side during this whole ordeal. Silver Spoon picks it up and raises it above her head, grinning, the crowd booing the mere sight of it-

Ahuizotl: Will this be the scene at High Stakes, with Silver Spoon raising the Crater Chick Championship over the broken body of Diamond Tiara?!

Garble: I sure hope not...these two didn't even HAVE to inflict any punishment! The mere AUDACITY of The Mean Girls to mock Diamond Tiara as she lays motionless on the mat is enough to make this crowd IRATE!

Ahuizotl: This group of Champions and fan favorites may be down for the count tonight, but perhaps next week on Lunacy they will settle the score with their persecutors! Tune in next week, as Trixie debuts to take on Berry Punch, and Diamond Tiara, along with Scootaloo, look to hinder the arrogance of The Mean Girls! Good night, everybody!

-The show ends with Silver Spoon getting used to holding up Diamond's title, as Turf stands beside her, flaunting her Boss knuckles in Diamond's comatose face-

Match Results:

Beth Drollins & Fancy Pants defeated Berry Punch & Shining Armor by Pinfall (14:08)
Klaus defeated Flash Sentry by Pinfall (17:11)
The Teacher's Pets & SLIME defeated Couchmate, Happy Trails & Braeburn by Pinfall (14:47)
Twist defeated Cadance by Pinfall (17:25)
Giz Hero defeated DJ Z by Pinfall (13:51)
Diamond Tiara defeated Lightning Dust by Pinfall (23:02)

Matches for High Stakes (FINALIZED):

Sunset Shimmer vs Scootaloo for the Eternal Women's Championship
Giz Hero vs Thunderlane for the Carnage Championship
The Sword vs Fluttershy & Lightning Dust for the Chick Combo Championships
Hope Springs Eternal: Amay Wythyst vs Midnight Strike vs Berry Punch vs Cadance vs Beth Drollins vs Twist vs Rarity vs Turf
Carnival of Carnage: Fancy Pants vs Klaus vs Rumble vs Bulk Biceps vs Neon Lights vs Flash Sentry vs Bill Nyeker vs Shining Armor
Diamond Tiara vs Silver Spoon for the Crater Chick Championship
Rack Attack vs SLIME & The Teacher's Pets for the Combo of Carnage Championships