-Sublime's theme begins to play as a mixture of blue and green fireworks begin shooting off on stage, ending with a final explosion of pyrotechnics. The crowd goes wild, ready for a week greater than the last-
-Apple Bloom is already in the ring, with an angry look on her face and a mic in hand-
Dr. Whooves: Welcome back for another edition of Sublime where this week looks to be even better than the last. In addition to another round of tournament matches tonight will also contain a triple threat tag team match between the Ghost Girls, Aloe and Louts, and Octavia and Vinyl Scratch to determine who will face Beauty Shot for the Sublime tag team championship at Proving Grounds.
Apple Bloom: Last week, ah was forced to fight in a tournament match against another member of the Apple Dynasty, Babs Seed. Now ah didn't take it too seriously. After all, what would it matter who won as long as it was one from our stable right? But no, Babs Seed decided to be a sore loser and attack one of her own family all over a stupid tournament. It was the lowest of low moves and ah-
*REDACTED Theme*
-The crowd boos as Babs Seed enters stage-
Discord: Oh excellent, here comes Babs Seed. Is it match time already?
Babs Seed: Ya wanna know somethin' Apple Bloom? Nobody gives a damn. I don't need to justify myself to you. I needed to make a statement to show everyone that I'm the real deal. I'm sorry ya got in the way, but it just sucks to be you.
-Crowd starts chanting "WE WANT DARING" *CLAP CLAP CLAP* -
Babs Seed: Ya want Daring? Too freakin bad! I hope she gets bit by a venomous snake or lost forever in the jungle!
-Near unanimous booing-
Apple Bloom: Oh you made a statement alright. And that there statement has gotten ya kicked out of the Apple Dynasty. We all voted before the show and decided we can't have traitors like yaself in our ranks. That's not enough for me though, I want revenge. I want a match against you, tonight.
Babs Seed: Oh no, I got kicked out of the Apple Dynasty! How terrible! I'm just gonna give up Apple Bloom. Not. Ya think I really care? Tag teams are a nice side-show, but all together this is an independent sport. Friends are just tools and family is dead weight dat will drag ya down in the end. I don't need any of dat, I can make it on my own and I'll prove it. I'll face ya tonight, but it's not gonna be just any regular old match. I want this to be a no disqualification match! You ruined my chances in the World Fighter's Champion tournament, now I'm gonna ruin yours.
Apple Bloom: Yer on. And after tonight you'll learn what happens when ya mess with the Apple Dynasty!
-Crowd Cheers-
Dr. Whooves: What a main event, such bad blood between relatives.
Discord: Inspiring isn't it?
*Commercial*
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: Approaching the ring, from Loneyville,accompanied by Lotus Blossom, standing five foot, five inches tall and weighing 128 pounds, Aloe!
Dr. Whooves: Last week's tournament match ended up horribly for Lotus Blossom, time to see if her partner Aloe has better luck.
Discord: Probably not. It's graveyard for pretty nails inside that ring.
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: And her opponent, from Loneyville, weighing 140 pounds and standing at six foot, six inches tall, Fluttershy!
-Fluttershy walks silent down the ramp with a few of her animals, giving the crowd a few awkward smiles and careful waves-
Dr. Whooves: She brought her pets to the ring? What kind of insanity is this?
Discord: Any kind is a good kind.
Dr. Whooves: Ugh, Poor woman though, she looks like she couldn't hurt a fly.
Discord: She looks like a fly could hurt her.
Dr. Whooves: That's absurd.
Discord: I've seen weirder things happen.
Dr. Whooves: Like what?
Discord: You getting this job! AHAHAHAHA!
Dr. Whooves: I'm BLEEDING on the inside.
Match 1: Tournament Match, Aloe vs. Fluttershy
-3 minutes later, Fluttershy is getting dominated due to a lack of fighting back, Aloe clotheslines her out of the ring, Angel hops over to her-
Fluttershy: What's that Angel? You say I'll never get anywhere if I don't fight back?
*Pause*
Fluttershy: Well...I don't know...it would be kinda mean to do that.
*Pause*
Fluttershy: OK...OK...I'll try.
Dr. Whooves: Is she actually talking to that rabbit? This woman has taken too many blows to the head, somebody call the medics out.
Discord: Oh please, she seems perfectly sane to me.
-Fluttershy re-enters the ring, Aloe charges her again but this time Fluttershy counters and takes her to the ground, locking in a *redacted submission move*-
Fluttershy: Please just tap, I don't want to really hurt you.
-After about a minute Aloe taps out-
Announcer: Here is your winner, Fluttershy!
Dr. Whooves: Fluttershy put on an impressive display of skill once she actually started fighting.
Discord: Maybe it was all part of some devious plan.
-Fluttershy exits the arena with her animals in tow-
*Commercial*
*Now trending on Twitter: #NoDQ #Talkingtoanimals #DaringRevolution*
*REDACTED theme*
Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 275 pounds and standing six foot, eight inches tall, from Loneyville, Big MacIntosh!
Dr. Whooves: Good lord, this man is like a giant...
Discord: Hmm, I wonder what he gets his name from.
Dr. Whooves: And those muscles are totally fake.
Discord: Pfft, you only say that because all Brits are pansies. No guys with muscle where you come from.
Dr. Whooves: You are the most racist bastard I've had the displeasure of knowing.
Discord: I try.
*REDACTED theme*
Announcer: And his opponent,accompanied to the ring by Spitfire, from Cloudsdale, weighing at 220 pounds and standing six foot, one inch tall. Soarin!
Dr. Whooves: It looks like we have a David versus Goliath match on our hands.
Match 2: Big MacIntosh vs. Soarin
*7 Minutes later*
-Big MacIntosh hits a suplex on Soarin, Soarin gets to his feet and barely manages to duck under an incoming clothesline, he then goes to throw a punch but McIntosh catches his fist and Irish Whips him out of the ring-
-Soarin falls to the concrete next to Spitfire, he slowly gets to his feet and smiles at her-
Soarin: Hey baby, enjoying the show?
Spitfire: -Facepalms* Ugh, Soarin, would you focus on the match?
Soarin: Don't worry, I totally got th-
-Big MacIntosh, who climbed out of the ring while Soarin was distracted, grabs him from behind and throws him over the steel steps-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch, that's what ya get for paying attention to your girlfriend instead of the match.
Discord: Can you really blame him? A woman like Spitfire demands attention, even by just standing there.
-Big MacIntosh rolls Soarin back into the ring and hits *REDACTED* on him, followed up by a pin-
*1...2...3!*
Announcer: Here's your winner, Big MacIntosh!
Discord: Well, it looks like it was David who got an ass-kicking this time.
*Backstage*
-Apple Bloom is in the locker rooming preparing for her later match when Commander Hurricane and her Squire enter the room-
Apple Bloom: Where's yer guards?
Commander Hurricane: That's classified, and it's not why I'm here. I've been informed that I am to face you next week in the second round of this gladiator tournament, I've come to accept your surrender.
-Apple Bloom busts out laughing-
Commander Hurricane: How dare you laugh at me!? What is so funny?!
Apple Bloom: Why would ah surrender to you? Ya'll don't scare me. Ya couldn't beat a sack of flour without cheatin'.
Commander Hurricane: Of all the insulting...! Take that back you Plebeian!
Apple Bloom: Naw, and what's a Plebeian?
-Commander Hurricane growls and whispers something to her Squire-
Squire: Yes, my lady, of course. I'll arrange it.
-Commander Hurricane and Squire exit the room, leaving Apple Bloom with a confused look on her face-
Dr. Whooves: Oh dear, what could Commander Hurricane be planning?
Discord: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.
*Commercial*
-Braeburn and Happy Trails are both in a room backstage,sitting around a fancy highly decorated table with various high class items on it, Braeburn is dressed up like Fancy Pants while Happy Trails is wearing a cheap rip-off of Gustave Le Grand's mustache-
Happy Trails: *Fake french accent* HURR HURR HURR, we are shoe-ins for the Combos of Carnage titles! Those ruffians will tremble in fear of my over-sized mustache!
Braeburn: *Mimicking Fancy Pants' voice* We just have to make sure not to get any of their dirt all over our skin and our fifty million dollar clothing!
Happy Trails: Oh merde! That would be terrible! I would have to take ze shower! JUST KIDDING, We french do not shower! Hurr Hurr.
Braeburn: Would you like a cup of tea my good man?
Happy Trails: Why yes, that would go excellent with my croissants!
Braeburn: After we destroy those pathetic cowboys we should invite all our fellow elites for a tea and coffee!
-Happy Trails responds with more stereotypical french laughing and mustache twirling-
Dr. Whooves: Braeburn and Happy Trails playing some mind games with EGO.
Discord: How juvenile.
Dr. Whooves: If anyone deserves it, it's EGO.
Discord: I wasn't complaining. I love juvenile antics!
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: The following tag team match is a part of the World Fighter's Championship tournament, both members of the winning team will move on to the next round. Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 301 pounds, The team of Applejack and Sweet Tooth!
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: And their opponents, weighing a combined 280 pounds, the Ghost Girls!
Match 3:Tournament Match, Ghost Girls vs. Applejack and Sweet Tooth
*11 minutes later*
-The Ghost girls are preparing to do a tag team move on Applejack, but she knocks Inkie down to the floor with an elbow and hits *REDACTED on Blinkie-
1...2...3!
Announcer: And here are you winners, and the ones advancing to the next stage of the tournament, the team of Applejack and Sweet Tooth!
*Commercial*
-Rainbow Dash is backstage walking towards her next match when she comes face to face with Trixie, the two stand silent for a moment glaring at each other-
Rainbow Dash: If you even raise that mic I'll put your face to the wall.
Trixie: Oh please, if Trixie meant to utterly destroy you, -Cocky smile- Like she did last week, she would of done so by now.
-Rainbow Dash continues towards the arena, keeping a sharp eye on Trixie the whole while-
Discord: Awww, and I was hoping somebody was going to get their face busted open.
*You see me soaring through the sky,I see you below as you walk on by*
Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, on her way to the ring, from Clouds dale, weighing 125 pounds, standing five foot, six inches tall. Rainbow Dash!
-Rainbow Dash sprints down towards the ring, high-fiving a couple fans along the way and receiving lots of cheers-
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: And her opponent, from Loneyville, weighing in at 153 pounds, standing six foot, seven inches tall, Cheerilee!
-Cheerilee walks down the ramp receiving mostly cheers, one member of the crowd holds up a sign saying, "That's my teacher!" however konyy2k is present there as well with his, "#DaringRevolution" sign-
Match 4:Tournament Match, Rainbow Dash vs. Cheerilee
-14 minutes later-
-Rainbow Dash jumps off the turnbuckle and hits Cheerilee with a flying kick-
Dr. Whooves: Rainbow Dash is in total control of this match, how on earth do you counter speed like that?
-After a few more high flying moves Rainbow Dash sets up for the Sonic Raindrop and hits it, immediately going for a pin-fall afterwards-
*1...2...3*
Announcer: Here's your winner, Rainbow Dash!
-The crowd cheers loudly while Rainbow Dash pics up a mic-
Rainbow Dash: You see this Trixie? This is going to be you if and when we face off. I'll defeat you plus anybody else, win the World Fighter's Championship, and that'll make both you and Lightning Dust shut up. Which is a win/win for me.
-Rainbow Dash walks away with more cheers behind her-
*Focus switches to the titan-tron, once again featuring Daring Do with the Amazon jungle behind her*
Daring Do: Hello again Sublime, I've got good news and bad news. Good news, I think I might of found a way out. Bad news...-A spear flies past Daring Do's head and sticks into a tree behind her- Some of the natives want to make me a meal... I'll get back as soon as I can and I'll try not to bring my friends with me! -Daring Do runs out of camera view, followed by several natives armed with spears, one of them stops and stares at the camera, poking it a few times before moving on-
*Commercial*
Announcer: The following is a triple threat tag team match, and will determine the number one contenders for the Sublime Tag Team Championship.
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 258 pounds, the team of Aloe and Lotus Blossom.
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 280 pounds, the Ghost Girls!
*Classical/Dubstep remix music*
Announcer: And now approaching the ring, weighing a combined 290 pounds, the team of Octavia and Vinyl Scratch!
Match 5: Sublime Tag Team Championship Number One Contenders match, Triple Threat tag team, Octavia and Vinyl Scratch vs. Ghost Girls vs. Aloe and Lotus Blossom
-As the match begins Beauty Shot takes seats at the commentary table-
Dr. Whooves: Ah, we're being joined by the Sublime Tag Team Champions. Here to scout out the competition?
Photo Finish: Of course, although it's not like it really matters. None of these teams are high enough caliber to beat us.
Pretty Vision: Yeah!
Photo Finish: Silence!
Pretty Vision: Sorry...
*10 minutes later*
-Photo Finish winces as Octavia and Vinyl Scratch start to dominate the match-
Discord: Something wrong?
Photo Finish: No, we beat them easily last week. We can do it again.
Dr. Whooves: By cheating...
Photo Finish: It was not cheating! It was being resourceful. Our skill far outclasses theirs.
Dr. Whooves: Then why do you look worried?
Photo Finish: I don't like wasting time, the title match will be faster if the weakest team wins.
-About a minute later Photo Finish stands up and orders Pretty Vision to follow her-
Pretty Vision: But we aren't in this match...
Photo Finish: We are now.
Pretty Vision: Ok, if you say so.
-Both Ghost Girls and Lotus Blossom are out of the ring, leaving Aloe alone inside, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia are about to do a tag team finisher when Pretty Vision hits Octavia with her title belt, Vinyl Scratch turns and hits *REDACTED* on Pretty Vision only to be hit by a *REDACTED* from Photo Finish-
Discord: Now that's what I call ring clearing.
Dr. Whooves: Only Photo Finish is on her feet...this won't be good.
-Photo Finish drags Aloe on top of Vinyl Scratch and yells at the ref to count the pin-
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd boos-
Announcer: Here are your winners, and the number one contenders for the Sublime Tag Team Championship, Aloe and Lotus Blossom!
Dr. Whooves: And once again Octavia and Vinyl Scratch are screwed over by Beauty Shot.
Discord: It's their fault for being so easy to screw over.
Dr. Whooves: After this commercial will be back with our main event, Apple Bloom versus Babs Seed in a no-disqualification match.
*Commercial*
*Trending on Twitter: #WeWantDaring #Beauty Shot #Frenchdontshower*
Announcer: The following main event is a no-disqualification match, scheduled for one fall!
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: Entering the ring,standing at five foot, five inches tall, weighing in at 138 pounds, from Manhattan, Babs Seed!
*REDACTED Theme*
Announcer: And her opponent, from Loneyville, standing at five foot, seven inches tall, weighing in at 136 pounds, Apple Bloom!
-Babs Seed and Apple Bloom glare at each other from across the ring-
Dr. Whooves: This is going to be big folks, two relatives turned against each other in a no disqualification match, so many things could happen, and so much could go wrong.
Discord: So much could go right you mean.
Main Event: No Disqualification Match, Apple Bloom vs. Babs Seed
-The bell rings, Apple Bloom and Babs Seed go straight to brawling-
*8 minutes later*
-Apple Bloom starts tearing down the commentary table-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on now, that's high dollar equipment!
-Discord grabs his cup-
Discord: Saved the chocolate milk, I'm good.
-Apple Bloom rolls Babs Seed onto the announce table, re-enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, she then dives down and puts herself and Babs Seed through the table-
Dr. Whooves: Amazing move by Apple Bloom! But it seems to have taken both competitors out!
-Apple Bloom slowly gets to her feet and starts dragging Babs Seed towards the ring-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Babs Seed is out of this one.
-Apple Bloom rolls Babs Seed into the ring and starts to slowly climb back in, but Babs Seed suddenly takes to her feet and and stuns Apple Bloom with a punch and then hits a DDT on her before she can react-
Discord: Hah, she was just playing dead.
Dr. Whooves: Looks more like a last-ditch effort to me.
-Babs Seed exits the ring and throws a steel chair in the ring, while carrying another in with her, she then proceeds to hit Apple Bloom over the head with it just as she's getting up-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God...whatever Babs Seed has in mind...it's not good.
-Babs Seed slides one chair under Apple Bloom's head, and then slams the other one down on top of her-
Discord: The PAIN! I love it!
Dr. Whooves: Are you crazy?! She could have a head injury from that!
-Babs Seed goes for a pin-
*1...2...-KICK-OUT!-*
Dr. Whooves: And somehow Apple Bloom just barely manages to kick out!
-Babs Seed picks Apple Bloom up for her finisher but Apple Bloom counters and hits *REDACTED*-
Dr. Whooves: Apple Bloom out of nowhere! This could be it!
-Commander Hurricane runs down to the ring before Apple Bloom can pin, Apple Bloom tries to attack her but Commander Hurricane blocks with a steel bracer on her lower arm, Apple Bloom reels in pain before Commander Hurricane knocks her out with a steel glove-
-Loud boos fill the arena-
-Babs Seed takes the opportunity and pins Apple Bloom-
*1...2...3*
Announcer: And here's your winner, Babs Seed!
Dr. Whooves: Bloody hell! I can't believe this!
Commander Hurricane: -Looking down in Apple Bloom- That'll teach you to respect your betters. -Looks up at Babs Seed- You owe me a debt now, and I always collect.
Discord: No Sweetie Belle to save Apple Bloom this time it seems.
Dr. Whooves: We just got a report that Sweetie Belle was attacked backstage shortly before Commander Hurricane appeared out here...hmm...no obvious connection there.
Discord: Could of been anyone.
Dr. Whooves: Well folks, it looks like there's not time for anymore chaos tonight. We'll see you next week on Sublime!
-The show ends as medics enter the ring to check on Apple Bloom-
Match Results-
Match 1: Aloe vs. Fluttershy Fluttershy Won
Match 2: Big MacIntosh vs. Soarin Big MacIntosh Won
Match 3: Ghost Girls vs. Applejack and Sweet Tooth Applejack and Sweet Tooth Won
Match 4: Rainbow Dash vs. Cheerilee Rainbow Dash Won
Match 5: Sublime Tag Team Championship number one contender's match. Ghost Girls vs. Octavia and Vinyl Scratch vs. Aloe and Lotus Blossom Aloe and Lotus Blossom won
Main Event: No DQ Match, Babs Seed vs. Apple Bloom Babs Seed won
Tournament Status:
-Aloe, Inkie Pie, Blinkie Pie, and Cheerilee eliminated
-Commander Hurricane, Apple Bloom, Pinkie Pie, Trixie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Sweet Tooth moving to round 2