The Equestrian Wrestling Federation
Chapter 181: The Royal Rumble - Sublime
Previous Chapter Next ChapterDr. Whooves: That was great match to start the night, but the excitement is just getting started. Up next we have a Number One Contender's match between Applejack and Starlight Glimmer to determine who will challenge Rainbow Dash for the World Fighter's Championship next Pay-Per-View.
Ahuizotl: It's going to be a great battle. Applejack has certainly established herself on Sublime, but Starlight Glimmer has had a tremendous impact during her first month. It's going to be great to see how this culminates.
*HARDCORE COUNTRY!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 145 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Applejack!
Dr. Whooves: All of this started when at Uprising, Starlight Glimmer interfered in the World Fighter's Championship and assaulted both Applejack and Rainbow Dash. She then later teamed up with Colgate to defeat both friends in a tag-team match.
Ahuizotl: The momentum is against her, but you can never discount a wrestler of the EWF. They've got more heart than any other athletes.
*Even through the darkest days, this fire burns, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Equalitopia, weighing 141 pounds and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Starlight Glimmer!
-Starlight Glimmer gets in her signature kneeling pose, yelling out to the audience "You can be saved!" before an impressive pyro display shoots off behind her-
Dr. Whooves: Starlight seems to style herself as a prophet or messiah of some kind. She claims she's going to be bringing "equality" to the EWF, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
Ahuizotl: I'd take that over "Best for Business".
Match 2: World Fighter's Championship #1 Contender's Match, Applejack vs. Starlight Glimmer
*9 minutes later*
-Applejack goes for a clothesline, but Starlight Glimmer reverses it and wrestles her to the mat, she temporarily traps Applejack in an armbar before Applejack gets to her feet and goes for a hard punch. Starlight Glimmer catches it and elbows her in the arm before picking her up and landing a body slam-
Starlight: Wake up, Applejack! I'm invincible.
-Starlight picks Applejack up and tosses her into the turnbuckle, she then climbs on top of her and starts raining down repeated punches-
Dr. Whooves: This match has not been going well for Applejack so far. Starlight Glimmer seems to be one step ahead of her no matter what tactics she uses.
Ahuizotl: And similar to her first match with Rainbow Dash we can see Starlight quite liberally using taunts and mind games to throw her opponent further off balance.
-Starlight pulls Applejack off the turnbuckle as if to Irish Whip her, but then reigns in her to hit a Pro-Lariat (Side Note: Complicated to explain the name, just ask me when you see this. Also erase it before uploading)-
Dr. Whooves: What a devastating Lariat! Applejack is down!
*1...2-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: She's still in this, but she better find a way to turn things around soon.
*9 minutes later*
-Starlight Glimmer goes for an Equalizer, Applejack counters and sets up for a DDT, but Starlight breaks lose and knocks Applejack down with a combo of kicks and punches-
Starlight: You fight in vain! There's no resisting the inevitable!
-Starlight drags Applejack over to the bottom rope, and then uses the top rope to leverage herself as she presses down on Applejack's back-
Ref: Alright, Starlight. Get her off the ropes, now! One...two...three…..!
Starlight: You rules do not bind me! I serve a great-
-Applejack tackles Starlight and takes out her legs-
Ahuizotl: Starlight's ranting has backfired! Applejack took advantage of her distractedness!
-Applejack stomps on Starlight repeatedly before picking her up and hitting a Southern Hospitality, she follows it up with a pin, but only gets a two-count-
Dr. Whooves: The match isn't over yet, but Applejack has finally earned herself some room to breathe.
*7 minutes later*
-Starlight Glimmer and Applejack are trading punches in the ring, the crowd going "Oooooh" after each successful hit-
Ahuizotl: This match has been going on for over twenty minutes now, both of these women are becoming exhausted. It's only a matter of time before someone makes a crucial mistake.
-Applejack stuns Starlight and goes for an Irish Whip, but Starlight counters and ends up Irish Whipping Applejack into the referee-
Dr. Whooves: Uh oh, the official is down! Anything could happen now!
-Applejack continues battling Starlight before Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee start running down to the ring-
Ahuizotl: Nurse Redheart?! Cheerilee?! What the hell are those two doing out here?!
-Redheart and Cheerilee storm into the ring and start assaulting Applejack, quickly knocking her down before stomping and kicking her repeatedly. The crowd boos intensely-
Dr. Whooves: Oh come on! Starlight Glimmer had reinforcements waiting this whole time, someone stop this madness!
-Redheart and Cheerilee make their exit as the ref starts coming back to his senses, meanwhile Applejack gets back up as well only to immediately be hit with an Equalizer-
Ahuizotl: No! The Equalizer! Not like this!
*1…..2….3!*
-Intense boos from the crowd-
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the new number one contender, Starlight Glimmer!
-Starlight invites Redheart and Cheerilee back into the ring before picking up a microphone-
Starlight Glimmer: Do not boo, you poor, misled masses. For your salvation grows ever near. With my victory tonight I am in position to win the World Fighter's Championship, and secure my influence over Sublime. Soon the wrongs can begin to be righted. If you were not so brainwashed by your own oppression you would be rejoicing with me. Tonight is a glorious night, but it isn't over yet. There is still more than needs to be done.
-As Applejack starts getting up Starlight immediately bashes her in the head with the mic, she then signals to Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee who drag out Applejack out of the ring and start assaulting her while she's done. The crowd continues their booing as Starlight Glimmer follows with an evil smirk-
Starlight: I'm trully sorry about this Applejack, but it is for the greater good. You will be a sacrificial lamb, and your pain will help further my righteous cause. Consider what I'm about to do your baptism, and once you finally recover you will be a stronger creature who, hopefully, will come to see the light.
-Starlight Glimmer gets a chair out from underneath the ring and slides Applejack's head between both halves of it-
Ahuizotl: For the love of all that's holy, someone stop this madwoman. What is she even planning to do here?
-Starlight Glimmer enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, taking aim towards the outside where Applejack is lying-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God, I don't think I can watch.
-Starlight Glimmer dives out of the ring and lands straight on the chair in order to drive it into Applejack's neck and face, Applejack spasms in pain while the crowd boos madly-
Ahuizotl: I can't believe what we just saw, that could've caused any number of injuries to Applejack. Starlight Glimmer truly is insane, how could anyone do that to another human? This is just sickening.
-Starlight and her new followers re-enter the ring while medical officials come out and start attending to Applejack-
Starlight Glimmer: Rainbow Dash, I want you to take a good luck at this scene. Remember this during your match later this evening, remember that what I'm going to do to you will be tenfold what I did to her. There is nothing that can stop me, nothing that can slow my progress. I will destroy you and all the false ideas that you stand for. Filthy Rich and Luna are opposite sides of the same coin, just different flavors of tyranny. They will fall, and everyone who follows them will fall. It's time to do away with these outdated orders, and give rise to a new era of true equality!
-Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee create equal signs with their arms as they stand on both sides of Starlight, meanwhile Starlight herself gets in her signature kneeling pose as the crowd continues expressing their hate-
Dr. Whooves: It's a disgusting scene, but Starlight Glimmer has triumphed in a very dominant way. I only hope Applejack is okay..
Ahuizotl: As horrible as that was, the show must continue, and it's about time for Sublime's King of the Ring Semi-Finals, Blueblood vs. Dr. Caballeron.
-Starlight and her new followers clear the ring as it becomes time for the next match-
*Fancy latin dance music plays*
Baritone: The following match is part of the King of the Ring Semi-Finals, introducing first, accompanied by Lady Costanza, from Buenos Aires, Argentina, weighing 244 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, Dr. Caballeron!
-Caballeron and Constanza emerge on stage, beginning their usual dance routine-
Dr. Whooves: Caballeron has quickly risen to become a fan favorite in Sublime's male division. He enters the ring with both style and substance.
Ahuizotl: He certainly seems to have the crowd charmed, Blueblood is going to be his biggest challenge yet though.
*High class music plays*
Baritone: And introducing his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Octavia, weighing 255 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, representing Divine Intervention, Blueblood!
-Blueblood enters the stage with a look of regal confidence, followed by a very angry looking Octavia-
Dr. Whooves: Octavia definitely still looks ticked over her loss of the International Title on Prime Time Sublime.
Ahuizotl: She'll probably try to do anything she can to take her anger out on Caballeron and Constanza.
Dr. Whooves: That's not the end of Caballeron's problems either, Divine Intervention loves using their strength of numbers, I wouldn't be surprised if Damien Sandow and Hoity Toity are lurking around here somewhere just waiting to interfere.
Match 3: King of the Ring Semi-Finals, Dr. Caballeron/w Constanza vs. Blueblood/w Octavia
*10 minutes later*
propels himself off the ropes and goes for a mid-air dive, but is kicked down by Blueblood. Blueblood then picks up and hits a hard body slam-
Ahuizotl: Caballeron has had a hard time making any impact so far, Blueblood has been dominating most of this match.
-Blueblood gets set up for a Pedigree, but Caballeron counters and sets up for a Samba Jive. Blueblood counters that and both end up going back and forth in an intense battle of punches-
*5 minutes later*
-Blueblood goes for a Spinebuster, but breaks free and drives Blueblood's face into the mat. Caballeron then climbs the top rope-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like it's time for high risk, high reward. Can Caballeron pull it off?!
-Caballeron hits a Cha Cha Dive and makes a pin, but Octavia pulls the ref out of the ring-
Ahuizotl: Come on, Octavia! That could've been a great moment.
Dr. Whooves: .Time.
-The ref starts chewing out Octavia, meanwhile Caballeron gets ambush by Blueblood while his back is turned. Once Caballeron is grounded Blueblood begins stomping on him repeatedly-
Ahuizotl: Thanks to Octavia's interference Blueblood now has command of this match once again.
*4 minutes later*
-Blueblood goes for a Pedigree, but Caballeron counters and attempts to Irish Whip only to be thrown into the turnbuckle himself. Blueblood runs and hits a hard clothesline on Caballeron, following it up with a Spinebuster-
Dr. Whooves: What a brutal series of attacks from Blueblood, ending with a near lethal Spinebuster.
-Blueblood picks Caballeron up and hits a Pedigree-
Ahuizotl: Pedigree! This could be all folks…
*1….2…-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: No, Caballeron kicked out! And Blueblood can't believe it!
-Blueblood picks up Caballeron for a body slam, but Caballeron counters and starts setting up for another Samba Jive when he notices Octavia start attacking Constanza outside of the ring-
Ahuizotl: Now we've got a brawl breaking out between the managers. This can't be good.
-Octavia slams Constanza into the barricade, meanwhile Caballeron starts shouting and heads to exit the ring when Blueblood grabs him from behind, turns him around, and delivers a hard kick to the gut before hitting another Pedigree-
Dr. Whooves: Once again Octavia provides the perfect distraction for Blueblood to take the glory.
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd boos-
Baritone: Here is your winner, Blueblood!
Ahuizotl: Well, dubious circumstances aside, looks like Blueblood's advancing to the finals where he'll battle either Shining Armor or Neon Lights for the right to be King of the Ring.
Ahuizotl: An amazing battle between Shining Armor and Neon Lights, both these tournaments have been spectacular so far. Dr. Whooves: And it's time for the last semi-final match of the night, the exotic Amira will take on the rising star, Night Glider. *Sounds from Arabia plays*
Haakim: إعداد أنفسكم، لعهد الملكة الجديدة اقتراب، وإعطاء كل الثناء إلى أميرة المجيدة! (Prepare yourselves, for the reign of a new queen draws closer, give all praise to the glorious Amira!)
-Amira walks to the ring, wearing more extravagant garb than usual-
Dr. Whooves: Amira has been an impressive force on Sublime from day one, not much is known about her, as she doesn't speak much, but she can definitely put up a good fight.
Ahuizotl: She definitely has a look of royal determination about her.
*I was born to win!*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Equalitopia, weighing 127 pounds and standing five foot, seven inches tall, Night Glider!
*Night Glider sprints to the ring with a look of focus*
Dr. Whooves: Night Glider has certainly made a big impression on Sublime so far. She defeated Trixie's trademark Ursa Lock on her first appearance, and later defeated the former champion AGAIN at Uprising to earn her contract.
Ahuizotl: This is definitely going to be an explosive match. Both these women have loads of talent, it won't be an easy battle for either of them .
Match 5: Queen of the Scene Semi-Final: Amira vs. Night Glider
*5 minutes later*
-Amira goes for a Dust Devil, but Night Glider knocks her down with a drop kick. As Amira gets up Night Glider rebounds off the ropes and hits her with a flying tackle-
Dr. Whooves: Night Glider has been putting on an impressive display so far. Amira just can't keep up with that level of speed.
Ahuizotl: Night Glider is definitely one of the fastest high flyers on Sublime, it's hard to nullify that advantage. Amira will have to get Night Glider down and keep her down.
-Night Glider climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a Dusk Descent, but Amira rolls out of the way at the last moment-
Dr. Whooves: Amira dodged that bullet, this could be the opening she's been looking for!
*6 minutes later*
-Amira Irish Whips Night Glider into the ropes, Night Glider tries to hit a Shroud on the rebound but Amira counters and hits a Dust Devil-
Ahuizotl: Dust Devil! And Amira makes the cover!
*1...2.-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Just barely a two count, Amira will have to do some more damage first.
-Amira starts going for the Camel Clutch, Night Glider puts up fierce resistance but eventually Amira gets it locked in-
Ahuizotl: Speaking of more damage, Amira has the deadly Camel Clutch locked in! It's the only submission move that rivals the Ursa Lock in the number of wrestlers who've tapped out to it.
-Night Glider fights desperately, and manages to make a slow crawl to the ropes. Amira holds on until the referee begins to count. She then lets go only to stomp on Night Glider repeatedly-
Dr. Whooves: Amira seems to be getting a bit miffed at Night Glider's resistance. Both her mainstay moves have been defeated.
-Amira sets up for another Dust Devil, but Night Glider counters and climbs the turnbuckle-
Ahuizotl: Night Glider looking to go high risk once again. Will it pay off this time?
-Night Glider hits the Dusk Descent-
Dr. Whooves: It does! It does!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: So close! Night Glider almost had the victory, but Amira narrowly kicked out.
*5 minutes later*
-Amira goes for a suplex, but Night Glider breaks free and takes out both of Amira's knees with a couple hard kicks. She bounces off the ropes and goes for a drop-kick but Amira catches her and hits a Dust Devil. She then quickly locks in the Camel Clutch-
Dr. Whooves: Oh God, Amira has the Camel Clutch once again! Can Night Glider make it to the ropes?
-Night Glider tries to make the crawl, but Amira keeps her centered in the ring this time, after about a minute of this Night Glider is forced to tap out-
Ahuizotl: Looks like Amira is going to the finals.
Haakim: هنا هو الفائز الخاص بك، ليكون قريبا ملكة كل EWF، وأميرة المجيدة! (Here is your winner, soon to be queen of all EWF, the glorious Amira!)
Dr. Whooves: Amira has accomplished what Trixie failed to do. Not only did she break Night Glider's winning streak, she made her tap-out.
Ahuizotl: It's going to be great seeing Amira take on Scootaloo later tonight.
Dr. Whooves: This night just keeps getting better and better.
Ahuizotl: You've got that right Whooves, we've got another intense match coming up. Rack Attack will face off against the Cybernetic Scavengers for the Combos of Carnage titles!
Dr. Whooves: Rack Attack brought the titles to Sublime in an upset victory over EGO, and since then they've gone farther than anyone would've expected of them.
*All my life I've been dreaming of something*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Combos of Carnage Championship! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 456 pounds, The Cybernetic Scavengers!
*Crowd cheers*
Ahuizotl: Out of all the stars on Lunacy, these two are some of the ones I'm most proud of. They went from being soulless puppets of Luna to a cohesive tag-team with personalities of their own. They've had a rough journey, but their skill still shows through.
*WOO WOO WOO, You know it! OH RADIOOOOO*
Baritone: And introducing the Champions, weighing a combined 424 pounds, Rack Attack!
Dr. Whooves: Rack Attack definitely looks pumped up and ready to go for this match. They've always been a high energy, high impact tag-team.
Ahuizotl: Same goes for The Cybernetic Scavengers. These two teams line up very well on paper and that fact will only make this match even more interesting.
Match 6: Combos of Carnage Championship, The Cybernetic Scavengers vs. Rack Attack
*10 minutes later*
-Overdrive goes for a Maximum Overdrive, Ace manages to counter but is quickly taken down with a powerful clothesline-
Dr. Whooves: Ouch! A wicked clothesline from Overdrive! The Cybernetic Scavengers have been dominating this match with a very strong offense so far. This doesn't bode well for the champions. -Overdrive lifts Ace into the air and goes for an Over the Limit but Ace counters and stuns Overdrive with a hard punch-
Ace: HAH. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MOTH-
-Overdrive knocks Ace back with a punch of his own, but Ace tags in Ryder before Overdrive can retaliate further. As Ryder enters the ring Overdrive tags in Vultarian-
Ahuizotl: Now we're switching it up a little. Time to see how Vultarian and Ryder fare against each other.
*5 minutes later*
-Vultarian goes for a flying dive, but Ryder knocks him out of the air. Ryder then sets up for a Rough Ryder but Vultarian counters with Thinning the Herd-
Dr. Whooves: Thinning the herd! And Vultarian goes for a pin!*
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: Not quite yet! Ryder is still in it!
-Vultarian sets up for another big move, but Ryder stuns up with a hard kick to the gut before pulling off a Rack Attack-
Dr. Whooves: Rack Attack! Rack Attack! Ryder's got it!
*1...2...3!*
Dr. Whooves: He did it! Rack Attack retains!
Baritone: Here are your winners, and still Combos of Carnage Champions! Rack Attack!
-Rack Attack starts celebrating in the ring, with Ryder chanting "Woo Woo Woo" and Ace screaming random expletives at the crowd-
*Lunacy Segments*
Ahuizotl: And now it's time for the final title defense of the evening. The enigmatic Underbaker will take on the "enlightened" force of Damien Sandow.
Dr. Whooves: Sandow's built up a lot of momentum on Sublime since joining up with Divine Intervention, but this is going to be his greatest challenge yet. I certainly don't envy him.
*Hallelujah!*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Brawler's Championship, introducing the challenger, from Palo Alto, California. Weighing 247 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall, Damien Sandow!
-The crowd boos as Sandow walks down the ramp with a confident gait-
Ahuizotl: It's amazing how Sandow went from a wild party child on Lunacy, to a high-society snob on Sublime in just the matter of a month.
Dr. Whooves: It's certainly a weird transition, but he does seem to be better off for it. Instead of sitting in Lunacy's locker room with nothing to do he's now challenging for one of the highest titles on Sublime.
*The lights go out and a buzzer sounds*
Baritone: And introducing the champion, from bakeries unknown, standing six foot, ten inches tall, and weighing 299 pounds, The Underbaker!
-The Underbaker emerges on stage amidst the fog, beginning his slow walk towards the ring-
Dr. Whooves: The Underbaker is without a doubt the most intimidating figure on Sublime, both mentally and physically. Nearly seven foot tall and almost three hundred pounds, even Big MacIntosh would of trouble beating him in a fist fight.
Ahuizotl: It's definitely a David vs. Goliath set up for Sandow.
Match 8: World Brawler's Championship, Damien Sandow vs. The Underbaker
*6 minutes later*
-Underbaker and Sandow engage in a series of punches, however Underbaker soon gets the advantages and lifts Sandow in the air. He tries to set up for a piledriver but Sandow breaks free and drives Underbaker's head into the mat-
Dr. Whooves: That was close for Sandow, very wise to get out of that.
-Sandow goes to take advantage of his downed opponent, but Underbaker recovers suddenly and gets back to his feet before flattening Sandow with a chokeslam-
Ahuizotl: It's almost impossible to keep Underbaker down for any length of time, Sandow is going to need heavier firepower.
*10 minutes later*
-The Underbaker goes to grapple Sandow, after a series of counters he attempts a Baker's Dozen but Sandow escapes it and hits a Terminus-
Dr. Whooves: Terminus! And Sandow is going for a pin!
*1...2.-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: Barely a two-count, the challenger still needs to do more damage if he's going to pull this off.
-Sandow climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a dive, but Underbaker raises his knees and counters. He then quickly sets up and hits the Baker's Dozen-
*1...2…-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: So close! That was almost a three count, but Sandow kicked out by a mili-second.
Ahuizotl: I'm surprised he's still going, not many people manage to endure this much offense from Underbaker and continue.
*6 minutes later*
-The Underbaker sets up for another Baker's Dozen, but Sandow counters with a Russian leg-sweep-
*1..2..-Kick-out!*
Dr. Whooves: Sandow came close once again, but he just can't get the Underbaker to stay down.
-Underbaker gets to his feet and hits Sandow with a sustained series of punches, he then knocks Sandow to the ground and locks in the Hell's Oven -
Ahuizotl: Hell's Oven! Hell's Oven! There's no way Sandow is getting out of this.
-Sandow quickly taps out-
Baritone: Here is your winner, and still World Brawler's Champion, the Underbaker!
-Underbaker kneels down next to Sandow and does his signature pose-
Dr. Whooves: A chilling sight as Underbaker celebrates over the defeated form of yet another fallen opponent. This man is purely unstoppable.
Ahuizotl: Maybe they should've recruited him for Team Rich. That would have made Luna shudder.
-Underbaker and Sandow clear the ring, and soon it's time for the next match-
Dr. Whooves: Now it's time for THE King of the Ring Match. An entire month's tournament has built up to this. The two men involved have fought long and hard for this moment, but only one can win the crown.
Ahuizotl: Will it be the arrogant but cunning Blueblood? Or Neon Lights the underdog? These two competitors have walked vastly different paths, it'll be interesting to see what happens when they finally collide.
-For the second time tonight, the signature mixtable of DJ Z rises from the hole in the side of the stage, carrying the boisterous mix-master himself- DJ Z: For the second time tonight you all are in. DAH. MIX! -the crowd repeats- with that young go hard, DEEEEEEEEE. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Z! -the crowd cheers- You all know the drill, and I ain't talkin' about that dentist drill! And speaking of dentists...Blueblood, and all those other uppity unclefuckers that make up Divine Intervention, they're like a bunch of cavities...and my main man Neon Lights? HE is the dentist that is gonna REMOVE those nagging dickheads from y'alls mouths! -more cheers- HahaHAAA. We've been havin' fun all night, and once those Dickhead Intervention bastards come out here, the fun is going to come to an end...-he frowns, as the crowd boos- Yo, but y'all don't need to worry, because Blueballs is 'bout to get BUSTED! And the fun will resume when the RIGHTFUL King, takes his throne. And just in case y'all weren't aware, your first King of the Ring, is going to be none other than my homiiiiieee...NEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON..LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS! So can y'all make some noise for HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM?! -the crowd makes more than just "some" noise!- I knew I could count on you all!
*It's been such a long time coming, I thought you'd understand...* -DJ Z bounces off the podium and meets up with his bro as he emerges from the backstage area, sending a fist his way-
Baritone: The following is the King of the Ring final match! The winner of this battle will be crowned king of the entire EWF, introducing first, weighing in at 218 pounds, from Canterlot, Neon Lights!
-Neon Lights gets loud cheers from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring-
Ahuizotl: Neon Lights started on Lunacy as an unknown, but everyone knows him now. This young man has come so far, it would be great to see him become King of the Ring.
Dr. Whooves: There's no doubt he's worked hard, but Blueblood hasn't come this far to go down easily. It's going to be a hellacious battle.
*The theme "Blue Blood" plays*
-Bluebood, Octavia, and Hoity Toity emerge on the ramp-
Baritone: And his opponent, from Canterlot, weighing 255 pounds and standing six foot, four inches tall. Representing Divine Intervention, Blueblood!
Dr. Whooves: Here comes Blueblood, flanked by two of his fellow Divine Intervention members Octavia and Hoity Toity.
Ahuizotl: Definitely puts a number advantage in Blueblood's favor, but I'm sure DJ Z is watching very closely and waiting to come to Neon Lights' aid if necessary.
Match 9: King of the Ring Final, Neon Lights vs. Blueblood
*9 minutes later*
-Blueblood delivers a hard punch, and goes for another hit but the stunned Neon Lights still manages to dodge it. He takes out Blueblood's legs before using the ropes to spring into the air and hit Blueblood with a scissors kick-
Dr. Whooves: These men have just kept going back and forth for this match. A lot of skill is being put on display for this battle.
Ahuizotl: Both are proving why they should be king.
-As Blueblood gets up Neon Lights goes for Balancing Levels, but Blueblood counters and hits a Spinebuster. He follows it up with a pin but only gets a one count-
*6 minutes later*
-Blueblood has Neon Lights in the center of the ring and is setting up for a Pedigree-
Dr. Whooves: Things look grim for Neon Lights, Blueblood seems ready to deliver the final blow.
-As Blueblood gets ready to pull it off Neon Lights counters at the last minute and shoves Blueblood face first down to the mat. He then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Gruv Glide-
Ahuizotl: Gruv Glide! Gruv Glide! Neon Lights turns it around!
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Ahuizotl: So close! Neon Lights was just a second away from becoming King of the Ring!
*4 minutes later*
-Blueblood and Neon Lights are brawling in the ring when Blueblood Irish Whips Neon Lights and sending him flying into the referee-
Dr. Whooves: The official is down! Anything could happen now!
-Hoity Toity and Octavia immediately storm the ring and join Blueblood in assaulting Neon Lights,the crowd boos but starts to cheer once DJ Z arrives and sprints into the ring, he quickly takes down Blueblood with Tinnitus and delivers another to Hoity as well-
Ahuizotl: DJ Z is cleaning house like a ball of fire! Divine Intervention was totally caught off guard.
-DJ Z drags Octavia out of the ring while she kicks and screams, she finally breaks lose and disables him with a quick to the groin, she then enters the ring and helps Blueblood back to his feet. By the time the referee awakens again the ring is cleared of interference and Blueblood hits another Pedigree-
Dr. Whooves: As much as I'd love Sublime to have the honor of having EWF's King, it can't be like this. This is disgraceful.
*1...2...3!*
-Crowd boos-
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the official King of the Ring, Blueblood!
Match Results:
Dark Match - Daring Do defeated Trixie by Pinfall (18:46)
Starlight Glimmer defeated Applejack by Pinfall (24:26)
Blueblood defeated Dr. Cabelleron by Pinfall (19:53)
Amira defeated Night Glider by Submission (16:37)
Rack Attack defeated The Cybernetic Scavengers by Pinfall (16:16)
The Underbaker defeated Damien Sandow by Submission (22:36)
Blueblood defeated Neon Lights by Pinfall (20:11)