*And now….Sublime..and Lunacy present...The Royal Rumble…*

-The 6th annual pay per view of the EWF kicks off as 6,738 strong create a platoon of cheers, while fireworks are set off on top of the stage, welcoming all in attendance to yet another monumental EWF event. Ahuizotl and Dr. Whooves are shown at the announce table, both looking happy to be there, and uber-excited to call another spellbinding night of EWF action. The Spanish announce team, Burr Ito and Ta Quito, are yelling cool stuff in Spanish-

Dr. Whooves: Welcome ONE AND ALL of the EWF Universe...to The Royal Rumble! I am Sublime's Dr. Whooves, and I will be calling the action tonight, alongside Lunacy's Ahuizotl! Pleasure to be here once again with you, my friend.

Ahuizotl: Indeed it is, Doctor. Every pay per view seems to outdo the last, and I have a strong feeling that tonight will be no different! By the climax of tonight's broadcast, we will have established a first in both the men's AND the women's division...a King, and a Queen!

Dr. Whooves: Wrestling royalty will take the throne for the VERY first time tonight. Also at stake is a slew of male-held titles: The Combo of Carnage, World Brawler's, AND the Carnage Championship will be up for grabs! We will soon find out who is going to rule the roost of the male branches of each brand.

Ahuizotl: Speaking of brands, brand supremacy will not be at stake, but something FAR more pivotal is on the line in the main event. The future of the EWF as we know it is going to be contested in an UNIMAGINABLE, MIND-BOGGLING, UNTHINKABLE...TWENTY. SIX PERSON TAG TEAM MATCH.

Whooves: All the synonyms you just named, as well as ALL the ones you can think of apply to this one match! Team Luna...Team Rich….13 men and women, assigned to each team, will combat in an Intergender, ELIMINATION match, to determine the future of General Manager Luna's position in the EWF. By this time tomorrow, depending on the outcome of this match, she will either be the sole authority on Lunacy...or she will not have a position at all…

Ahuizotl: Unfortunately, this crucial match is slotted at the very bottom of the card, so we'll have to wait a long while to witness it firsthand. But do not be alarmed, everyone! In the meantime, the superstars of Lunacy and Sublime are going to treat you to some INCREDIBLE action, the likes of which only THEY are capable of doing! Our first match of the evening will begin momentarily, but first, let's go backstage, where our broadcast partner, Silver Shill, is prepared to give what will undoubtedly be an...uncomfortable interview.

-We cut to Silver Shill, who sighs heavily as he begins to talk into his microphone-

Silver: -not prepared for this at all- My guest at this time...is Cadance…-Cadance pops into the shot, glaring at Silver Shill- You are moments away from competi-

Cadance: Let me stop you right there….-she flips the loose hair blocking one of her eyes behind her head- why are you so nervous, Silver? -he tenses up even more as Cadance smirks- Are you not into me?

Silver: -he looks at Cadance with scorn- I would appreciate it if you would let me conduct my interv-

Cadance: Don't try to act tough around me! ALL men melt in their SHOES at the mere sound of my voice...would you be more interested if I was Queen of the Scene? That's about to happen REAL soon…-she giggles-

Silver: I'm only INTERESTED in interviewing y-

Cadance: I'm sure you're more interested in WAY more than just that…-she runs her index and middle fingers down her cleavage, Silver trying his best to look away, but failing miserably- come on noooow...there's no need to hide your true feelings from meeee...Sunset warned me that you were TERRIBLY shy...she says she misses you, Silver! -she pouts- Why don't you let her have another crack at you? If you're afraid of the pipe, don't be. I'm not even in possession of it right now…-she balls up her fists angrily- that low-life BASTARD Flash Sentry has it…-a sensual grin soon spreads across her face regardless- so we'll have to come up with some new, EXPERIMENTAL ways to help you reach your BRINK. -she winks, as I bask in the glory of my unintentional rhymes-

Silver: P-p-please...I can't handle anymore of you or Sunset!

Cadance: Awww! -she cradles his head with one arm, patting the top of his head with her other hand as Silver trembles with fear, his head trapped right in the crevice of Cadance's armpit- Don't be ashamed...most boys can't! -she laughs- Fine then. Sunset may take you as shy, but I'm under the impression that you're just playing hard to get. I'll play along with you for now, but sooner or later, Sunset really wants to see how much you've matured these past few months, and if your anus is still as TIGHT as it used to be! -Silver gulps within the grasp of Cadance- Hm. You're going to ask me what you've been asking everybody else...what would it mean to me to be the Queen of the Scene? The answer is very simple. That throne was MADE for people like me, people that were BRED to SUCCEED. And people like Scootaloo...they are meant to be the ones that are GROVELING at my FEET, and after tonight, anyone and EVERYONE that is BELOW me, which translates to anyone that isn't a member of The System...they WILL bow before me! That even includes YOU, Silver…-she releases his head, looking into his eyes with a smirk- and you will grow to LOVE your Queen…-she closes her eyes and begin leaning in, puckering her lips. Silver is frozen stiff in fear, not able to avoid what is about to occur, but luckily for him, a voice brings a stop to the eventual liplock...-

"Hey! That's enough!"

-Silver comes to, turning to his right to see Scootaloo approaching, an annoyed scowl on her face. Cadance opens her eyes and backs away from Silver, smirking in amusement by the arrival of her opponent-

Scootaloo: I bet you're into that, huh? Getting others to falsely worship you?

Cadance: I've never actually tried it before, but it sounds like it could be...STIMULATING.

Scootaloo: The only thing ROYAL about you is that you're a royal PAIN IN THE ASS! -Silver steps out of the shot as the camera zooms in on these two as they stand toe-to-toe- And I'm also aware that you get off on tormenting people…-Cadance nods as she licks her lips- well, stop tormenting him, -she points to Silver- and worry about ME. I'M your opponent. If you wanna try your hand at tormenting ANYBODY, then it should be ME. I'm the one thing standing between YOU...and the FINALS, and I'm going to make sure that you don't get anywhere CLOSE to them!

Cadance: And how do you expect to stop me? With that lousy arm of yours? -she lightly slaps Scootaloo's forearm, her eyes bulging in glee at the result of Scootaloo wincing at the sudden slap- Ha! That was a test. I barely used ANY strength! How do you hope to beat me when that arm can hardly stand even the LIGHTEST of abuse? -she shakes her head- Oh well...I guess tonight is going to be a PICNIC for The System…-she gives a light wave to Silver Shill as she walks away-

Silver: Thank you, Scootaloo…

Scootaloo: -rubbing her arm- No problem, man. Don't you worry...my first, and my ONLY proclamation as Queen, is to make sure that all of the assholes like her aren't able to step on the toes of those that don't deserve it anymore. -Scootaloo walks off, stretching out her injured arm as we head back to ringside-

*It seems like you're waiting for nothing…* -the first boos of the night are heard as Madden takes his rightful place in the middle of the ring-

Madden: The following conteeest, is a SEMIIIIII-FINAAAAL match, in the QUEEEEEEN..OF THE SCEEEEEENE TOURNAAAAAMEEENT! Introduciiiing first, froooom CRYYYYYSTALVIIIILLEEE! Weighing in at 128 POOOOUNDS...CAAAAAADAAAAANCE!

Ahuizotl: Just like I predicted, that was QUITE the excruciating interview for Silver Shill. It's a good thing Scootaloo interjected herself, otherwise the poor guy may never be the same again right now…

Whooves: Cadance is certainly in a good position right now. Her opponent's arm has been mangled to hell over the past few weeks, and you know that she won't let up on Scootaloo at ALL in this match.

Ahuizotl: Knowing Cadance, if she becomes Queen, she would force Scootaloo to carry her throne wherever she wants...with only her hurt arm, too.

Whooves: With all the disadvantages Scootaloo seems to be up against, however, she has ONE caveat on her side for this match. If ANYBODY, member of The System or not, interferes on Cadance's behalf, she will, in turn, lose this match automatically.

Ahuizotl: That stipulation sure didn't stop Sunset from retaining her title earlier this week, but Cadance got to the semi-finals by using some of her stablemates to her advantage, so it is certainly a nice cushion for Scootaloo.

Crowd: FUCK YOU, CA-DANCE, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, CA-DANCE, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, CA-DANCE, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, CA-DANCE, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, CA-DANCE, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP*

Cadance: YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD, BUT YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS PEASANTS!

Ahuizotl: I can't believe this woman actually believes that winning the Queen of the Scene tournament gives her any actual AUTHORITY in the EWF…

Whooves: Normally it wouldn't, but when you're doing the bosses' dirty work, she'll probably let you get by with whatever you want. That's why it is so EXTREMELY important for Team Rich to best Team Luna in the main event!

-Cadance enters the ring, her eyes fixated on the throne on the left side at the top of the stage, which sits next to the throne that will be awarded to the King-

Ahuizotl: And that's what this whole thing is about...while being the King or Queen won't give you any REAL power, it gives you a shot at a major Championship, and with a Championship, comes more notoriety, more money, and a place in the history books!

Whooves: It also comes with an all-expenses paid TARGET on your back, but to me, it's all worth it to get to hold the gold.

*Out of My Way!* -the booing ceases and is immediately replaced by an incredible influx of cheers-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! Frooom LOOOONEYVIIIILLEEE! Weighing in at 119 POOOOOUNDS...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Scootaloo emerges from the backstage area with her right arm all taped up. The tape even stretches across the right pectoral muscle, just to be safe. She looks at Cadance, all business, but can't help but take a peek at the throne that could very soon be hers-

Ahuizotl: And you can see Scootaloo's right arm...that is the result of an attack by Turf and Silver Spoon just last week. Those two tried MAIM this young lady, take her out of the tournament, and out of action PERMANENTLY!

Whooves: But even through all of the pain, Scootaloo STILL managed to make it to The Royal Rumble, and TRUST ME, folks, it WASN'T by luck! Scootaloo has the heart, the will, the determination of a true WARRIOR. She has been in some of the biggest battles in the EWF's history, and she has NEVER backed down, not even from a raging SHE-DEVIL like Cadance! This match will be nothing new to her. It will just be another in a long list of bouts that have written her off as an underdog.

Ahuizotl: Cadance is clearly overlooking Scootaloo tonight, but who hasn't? It's a BIG mistake to do so, if you ask me. She doesn't need both of her arms in order to come out on top! We learned this a few weeks ago, when despite her injury, she defeated Adagio Dazzle! Cadance may have The System backing her, but Scootaloo has something much, MUCH more powerful in her corner...these fans! They will give her all the strength she needs to make it all the way to that very throne she just locked eyes with.

Whooves: That remains to be seen, but I am certainly one of her fans, and I think it will be an absolute TRAGEDY if Cadance is to waltz her way into the finals….

-Scootaloo enters the ring by jumping over the top rope. She readies her arm for what will be a no-doubt RELENTLESS attack, as Cadance proves that by looking at nothing but that taped-up arm-

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

Ahuizotl: Cadance, who has conquered Twilight Sparkle, and Flitter to get to the semifinals...meanwhile, Scootaloo has bested Honeycomb, and Adagio Dazzle to make it to this point. One of their rides will end in this match. Who has the desire to be Queen MORE?

Match 1: Queen of the Scene, Semifinal - Cadance vs Scootaloo

-7 minutes later-

-As you can imagine, Cadance wasted no time in going after Scootaloo's arm, though she hadn't had much luck until 3 minutes into the match. 4 minutes later, she still has Scootaloo writhing in pain as she focuses much of her offense on the heavily damaged arm. Scootaloo looks to crawl back into this matchup as she attempts an Enziguri on Cadance, but Cadance catches her leg. She then perform a Dragon Screw on the leg, making sure that Scootaloo's right shoulder crashes into the mat on the way down-

Ahuizotl: And Cadance, putting a little twist on that Dragon Screw! Scootaloo is in a bad, BAD way…

Whooves: Who truly knows how badly that arm has been damaged? Our world-class medical staff wouldn't allow Scootaloo to compete if her arm had a tear in it, but it is nowhere NEAR 100 percent, I can tell you that much, ESPECIALLY after all the innovative ways that Cadance has been punishing it!

Ahuizotl: No wrestler is EVER 100 percent. Cadance has her weaknesses just as much as Scootaloo does! She IS in better shape than Scootaloo, though, that's for sure…

-Cadance gets to her feet after sending many severe elbows into Scootaloo's forearm. She grabs Scootaloo's wrist and holds her arm out before dropping a knee right into the bicep portion-

Whooves: And a wicked knee to the bicep! Scootaloo's muscles aren't as big as some other wrestlers that you'll see...her arm is relatively small in the first place, and that makes it all the more susceptible to pain!

Ahuizotl: That does make sense, but Scootaloo works better flying through the air than tossing people around, and the injury is to her arm, so at least that doesn't prevent her from doing all the astonishing acrobatics that she likes to do.

-6 minutes later-

-Still fully in control, Cadance hoists up Scootaloo and places her onto the top turnbuckle-

Ahuizotl: Cadance perhaps, looking to put the final nail in the coffin of Scootaloo's dreams as Queen of the Scene, and more importantly, the Champion…

-Cadance climbs up to the top with Scootaloo and grabs onto her arm with both of her own. The crowd, and Scootaloo, prepare for the worst-

Whooves: I don't think Scootaloo's arm is going to be able to survive what Cadance is going for!

-Cadance propels herself and Scootaloo off of the turnbuckles with an armdrag, but while Cadance lands on her belly, Scootaloo sends the crowd into a frenzy as she lands ON HER FEET!-

Ahuizotl: HEY LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT THIS, DOCTOR!

Whooves: I see it! Scootaloo just avoided the ultimate bullet!

-Scootaloo springboards off the middle rope, but unfortunately it leads to tragedy, as Cadance catches Scootaloo's arm while she's in midair and drives it down into the mat (this is called a single-arm DDT)-

Ahuizotl: That spectacular counter was all for not! Cadance wound up adding more damage to the arm, anyway!

Whooves: Scootaloo's feet are an incredible asset to her MOST of the time, but they wound up putting her in a heap of danger this time around!

-Cadance looks down at Scootaloo with a wild grin, believing she has a trip to the finals in the bag. She brings Scootaloo to her feet by grabbing a wad of her hair. She then places Scootaloo's right arm behind her back and lifts her up into the air by her other arm, using both of her arms to hold her in place. A hush falls upon the arena as Cadance drops Scootaloo into the mat with the Heart to Heart (Reverse full nelson slam), Scootaloo's right arm colliding against her back with the help of the mat-

Ahuizotl: The Heart to Heart, slightly modified to cause as much pain as humanly possible!

Whooves: I think this match is a done deal…

-Cadance cockily places her forearm on Scootaloo's mouth, smirking as the referee drops down to make the count-

*1….2…-miraculously, Scootaloo kicks out, completely STUNNING Cadance!-

Ahuizotl: SCOOTALOO KICKS OUT! IT'S NOT OVER, DOCTOR!

Whooves: HOW IS SHE DOING THIS?! HOW CAN YOUNG SCOOTALOO ABSORB SO MUCH ABUSE?!

Ahuizotl: IT'S THE RESOLVE TO NOT GIVE UP! THE ROAR OF THESE FANS KEEPS HER GOING, AND THOUGHTS OF HOLDING CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD CLOUD HER MIND! All of this together takes the pain away, and it helps her continue to FIGHT!

Whooves: I believe it! Listen to her ravenous supporters!

Crowd: LET'S GO SCOO-TALOO! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO SCOO-TALOO! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO SCOO-TALOO! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Cadance argues with the referee, the man in stripes INSISTING it was just a 2 and a half count-

Whooves: Cadance STILL can't believe it! She's put such a fervid assault on Scootaloo's arm!

Ahuizotl: It's not enough. I don't know WHAT will be enough, but I have a feeling we're a LONG way from seeing that!

-The crowd continues their chants of "SCOO-TA-LOO" as Cadance realizes she must go back on offense-

-5 minutes later-

-Cadance has Scootaloo lying on her back in the ring, and her thick legs wrapped around her thin arm-

Ahuizotl: Cadance, putting immense pressure on the right arm of Scootaloo, trying to not only cut off all the circulation to the limb, put to snap one of the bones!

Whooves: Or ALL OF THEM if she can! Cadance is as calculating, as relentless as they come, and she isn't going to allow Scootaloo any breathing room WHATSOEVER in this match!

-Cadance uses her force to maneuver Scootaloo onto her belly, while she places her hands on the mat and uses her legs to drives Scootaloo's arm into the mat repeatedly-

Whooves: And we previously saw Cadance perform this move, the Scissors Stomp, onto Twilight's head, but now she is altering it a bit so it can be used as a deadly weapon against Scootaloo's arm!

Ahuizotl: Listen to Scootaloo's cries of pain! They are probably MUSIC to the ears of that WITCH, but they are making me feel uneasy!

Whooves: All Scootaloo has to do to make the unrelenting pain stop is to give up, but we both know she isn't going to do that!

-After 12 more impacts into the mat, Cadance flips Scootaloo over into the original position and begins squeezing her legs against her arm. When it seems there is no escape, Scootaloo shifts her weight off of the mat and forces Cadance's shoulders against it-

Whooves: THERE'S A COVER!

*1….2….3!* -the bell rings as the crowd jumps to their feet, screaming in joy at the sudden end of the match. Cadance releases the hold as Scootaloo falls to the mat in unbridled pain-

Ahuizotl: SCOOTALOO WINS! SCOOTALOO WINS! She kept FIGHTING until she got the job done!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEEERRRRR...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

Whooves: THIS CROWD! These legions of people! They are what has fueled this young lady! They escorted her through all of the pain, all of the suffering! For all the support they have given, Scootaloo knew that ON THIS NIGHT, she could NOT, she WOULD NOT LET THEM DOWN! SCOOTALOO IS GOING TO. THE. FINALS! The FINALS, of the Queen of the Scene tournament!

Ahuizotl: She one win away! ONE. WIN. AWAY! From the crown! From the throne! From the HONOR, of being the first ever Queen of the EWF! She is just one MONUMENTAL win away, from getting ONE. STEP. CLOSER. To everything she has ever set out to accomplish!

Whooves: And it was that last ditch effort...that desperate attempt at releasing Cadance's DEATH-GRIP on her arm! Scootaloo had nowhere to go, so she brought herself off of the mat, and that pushes Cadance's shoulders onto the canvas!

Ahuizotl: Cadance COULD'VE let go of the hold right there, and she wouldn't have been pinned! I'm guessing she was either paying too much attention to damaging Scootaloo's arm, or she thought she would be able to make her opponent tap out within those three seconds...but it doesn't matter! All that matters, is that Scootaloo used Cadance's own malicious tactics against her! That armbar was Cadance's undoing! It cost her this match! It cost her a spot in the finals!

-Scootaloo is practically sobbing in the ring as she composes herself on her knees, holding onto her arm with no intention of ever letting it go-

Whooves: Scootaloo is feverishly holding onto her arm...I truly hope that it is not seriously injured...for this young lady to come so far, it would be such a damn SHAME to see her not be able to compete in the finals...

Ahuizotl: She'll be there! She HAS to! She's come TOO FAR, like you said, to be excommunicated from the tournament!

-Scootaloo finally gets to her feet, an emotional wreck, not only because of the fact that she just one perhaps the most uphill battle of her career, but also because of the stabbing pain in her arm. The referee raises her uninjured arm as the crowd serenades their hero with nothing but respect-

Ahuizotl: Respect. There is just an INDESCRIBABLE amount of respect being shown right now...

Whooves: As there should be! Perhaps no one deserves it more...than Scootal-

-The celebration ends early as Cadance wallops Scootaloo in the back of the end, causing her to fall to the mat, sending the crowd into immediate boos-

Ahuizotl: HEY COME ON! You talk about respect, what a COMPLETE AND UTTER lack of respect from that woman right there...Cadance! The LOSER of this match. Yeah, don't forget about that, folks! SHE LOST!

-Cadance drags Scootaloo by the arm over to the corner, the hate deafening as she exits the ring, grabbing Scootaloo's arm and smashing it into the solid steel ringpost-

Whooves: She is ENRAGED! She is INCENSED about the fact that she let herself get tripped up by Scootaloo! It's eating this woman ALIVE!

-Cadance shoves a ringside member out of their chair and grabs it for herself. She then walks over and promptly SLAMS the chair into Scootaloo's arm, which is still resting against the ringpost-

Whooves: OH FOR THE LOVE OF-

Ahuizotl: NO! SHE'S LOST IT! THIS WOMAN HAS TOTALLY LOST IT!

-Cadance drops the chair, pulling at her hair as she looks down at Scootaloo, huffing and puffing, but her hands soon drop, and her expression soon changes as she takes solace in the fact that she was able to let out her frustration on poor, unsuspecting Scootaloo-

Ahuizotl: SHE ENJOYED IT! CADANCE ENJOYED...SHE-SHE ENJOYED POSSIBLY BREAKING THE ARM OF SCOOTALOO!

Crowd: YOU'RE A BITCH! YOU'RE A BITCH! YOU'RE A BITCH! YOU'RE A BITCH!

Cadance: -leaning down next to Scootaloo- YOU WANNA TAKE ME OUT OF THE FINALS?! -she smirks- Fine! If I can't be in them, than I can at least make sure YOU won't be, either! -she begins walking off from the scene with her head held high, as referees and doctors swarm around Scootaloo-

Whooves: What a sick, TWISTED individual...completely embarrassed after losing to Scootaloo, she decides to end her Championship hopes once and for all…

Ahuizotl: Cadance has learned from the best...the best at being evil. We were just talking about Scootaloo possibly having to drop out of the Finals due to injury...well...I think the chances of her competing in the Finals after that remorseless attack, make the chances slim...extremely slim…

-Cadance walks up the ramp, adjusting her top with the biggest smuggest look imaginable on her face-

Whooves: Cadance's night isn't over yet...she'll be competing in just two matches tonight instead of three, but thanks to her jealous outburst, Scootaloo may not be in anymore than ONE…

-Cadance takes a final look at the throne that she will not get to call her own, but it's a bittersweet feeling, as she can at least be proud of the fact that she may have just cost Scootaloo her chance of competing in the Final round-

Trainer: Scootaloo! Scoots, are you with me? Is there any feeling in your arm at all?

-The camera fades to black as trainers and referees continue to ask Scootaloo questions concerning her health, as the audience is silent, rather than ecstatic, thanks to recent events-

*Match 2 occurs*

-After the match, we cut to the backstage area, where Cadance and Sunset are side-by-side, using the instructions they were previously given to make their way through the many halls, until they come across the room they were looking for. Differing smirks cross their faces as they look up to reveal a sign on a door, complete with a big gold star that reads, "Neon Lights' Locker Room." Their suspicions are reaffirmed even further as the noticeable sound of house music can be heard from the inside-

Cadance: Ahaaaa...here it is. -she gestures towards the door with her head, prompting Sunset to lay a couple of loud knocks upon it with her fist. She then innocently puts her hands behind her back as the two await a response. From inside the locker room, their ears are welcomed with a "come in!" Cadance opens the door, amplifying the chill music as she and Sunset step inside Neon Lights' man cave, which is enveloped in banging music and a captivating array of flashing lights. Neon pauses from his warmup to look up, an immediate scowl crossing his face as he notices who his visitors are. He presses a button on a nearby remote and the usual lighting returns to the room, and the music ceases all at once-

Sunset: Damn! Why'd you have to turn that off? I was really starting to get into it.

Neon: Yeah? So was I, until you two wandered into my zen zone...UNINVITED, might I add.

Cadance: We're REALLY sorry about that. -she and Sunset approach Neon as he sits down- But it was URGENT that me and Sunny come here.

Neon: Why in the HELL did you feel the need to come to my locker room? I was preparing for my match against that bitch boy of yours.

Sunset: -she sighs in an attempt to ignore the insult towards Shining- That's the exact reason why we came here-

Cadance: Well...THAT match...as well as the main event.

Neon: Okay? What about 'em? -he suddenly begins chuckling- Wait a sec...did you two come here to try and convince me to BOW OUT of those matches?

Cadance: Maaaaaybeeee…-she looks around at the air innocently-

Neon: AHAAAAA! Get real, you firey floozies! These are some of the BIGGEST opportunities I'll ever get in my career! WHAT makes you think I'm gonna throw them aside?

Sunset: -she turns towards Cadance, clearing her throat with a wink. Cadance nods, and the two then begin taking their tops off, revealing their bras to Neon, who rubs his chin with intense intrigue- We know you're all about having a good time, so we figured you'd like to have a little fun wiiiiiith...US. -she shrugs as her boobs push up with the movement of her shoulders-

Neon: Daaaamn! That's pretty tempting...of course, this just ADDS to the floozy label, but I don't mind getting a lil' bit promiscuous whenever the chance arises.

Cadance: -she giggles and sits on Neon's lap- Only the dullest of the dull could resist this offer! Championships are a dime a dozen, especially for such an EFFICIENT, CAPABLE athlete like YOU, Neon...but PURE...RAW...ANIMALISTIC PLEASURE...doesn't happen often.

Neon: Whoa...I think a nun told me that once!

Sunset: -leaning over Neon's shoulder, and rubbing her hands down Neon's shirt- It's really quite simple...you remove yourself from the tournament match, and we'll make it worth your while…

Cadance: Trust us. -she flashes Neon a lustful grin-

-Sunset grips Neon's shirt, and begins pulling it up, sliding it over his head and throwing it to the floor. She then begins rubbing his smooth chest as Neon has his head leaned back, and his eyes closed-

Sunset: And...after we finish up here, you can go find your bro, Z, and if you two remove yourself from the main event equation, after the show, you can come to my locker room, and all four of us can make a HELL of a lot of that "noise" you're always talking about!

Neon: That sounds pretty sick, I can't lie...just answer me this...I can understand why you'd come to me about the tournament match, since I'm the only other guy in there, but...why not go to one of the other dudes in Team Rich and try to get THEM to bail?

Cadance: Well, we did go to ONE of the dudes...you. But we know that you can bring ANOTHER dude, your partner, to US, so this saves us a lot more time.

Neon: I like the way you girls think. Don't worry, me and Z...we'll be there! -before Neon can take the lead, Sunset is already on her knees, grabbing away at Neon's pants. Neon's jaw drops as he notes Sunset's aggression, but this is nothing compared to Cadance, who shoves her tongue into Neon's open mouth and plops her ass down onto Neon's ever growing manhood as he gladly accepts her slimy snake. Sunset removes Neon's pants from his ankles and throws them behind her, joining the two on the couch as their tongues seemingly become intertwined. Sunset puts her hands behind her back and begins to unhook her bra strap as the scene fades out-

*Match 3 occurs*

-Following the match, we once again cut to Neon Lights' locker room, which shows all three getting dressed back up after their rigorous session of "fun."-

Sunset: -sliding her top back over her bra- So...we have a deal, right? -she tries to blow her messy hair out of her eyes, but it only makes it messier, so she has to position it back into place with her hands-

Neon: A deal? -he chuckles- Sorry ladies, but you just got PLAYED. -Cadance and Sunset share a look that says, "you've gotta be ki-fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"- Aw yeah. Maybe that'll teach ya bitches not to toy with men's emotions anymore! When I said me and Z would be there, I meant we'll be in THE RING. -Cadance growls as Neon grabs his signature shades, placing them over his eyes- Thanks for the warm up, though…-he breathes heavily in excitement- I feel GREAT! I'm gonna absolutely KILL ya boy, Shining! -he pats Cadance on her shoulder, as she gives off a look that would be lethal in an alternate universe- See ya out there…-he smirks as he walks out of his locker room, leaving the two disgruntled and livid mistresses behind-

Cadance: GODDAMMIT! That fucking PRICK!

-Neon exits his locker room, coming into contact with the one and only Rainbow Dash-

Rainbow: Hey, Neon! -she smiles- Before you head out to the ring, just had to let you know that there's going to be a meeting with all of Team Rich RIGHT after your match.

Neon: Ah, okay. I'll be sure to make it. Thanks for lookin' out, girl. -without another word, he walks past Rainbow Dash in the direction of the stage-

Rainbow: Don't mention it. Good luck! -she turns around to notice Sunset and Cadance also exiting Neon's locker room with deceived looks on their faces- So THAT's the source of the scream I heard…-Cadance and Sunset grumble in annoyance at being caught in the act- But why were you two in Neon's locker r- -Rainbow studies their faces- Frizzy hair, sloppily put on clothes, and what's this…? -she points to a white liquid which sits on Sunset's chin, snickering loudly- it all makes sense now...wow...do you two have NO shame?

-Sunset frantically wipes the leftover semen off with an arm, avoiding Dash's eyes-

Rainbow: Well, you cleaned that gunk off, so I guess you do have a SMALL amount of shame. Still, though, that's paTHETIC!

Cadance: No...what's "pathetic" is that the amount of airtime you get over on Sublime isn't enough to feed your BULGING ego. You needed to show up on OUR show and get a peek at what REAL talent looks like. -she gestures a hand between herself and Sunset-

Rainbow: You're right for once...I DO have an ego, but the difference is MY ego isn't destroying the fabric of the EWF like The System's egos are. Team Rich plans to DEFLATE all your egos once and for all tonight!

-There is silence between Cadance and Sunset, as they clearly aren't in the mood to be talking to the enemy anyway-

Rainbow: And I'm glad I ran into you two...specifically YOU, Sunset. I was so caught up in my Lunacy debut that I left out one HUGE detail as to why I joined Team Rich, and I figured I'd share it with you in person.

-Sunset finally glares at Rainbow Dash, crossing her arms and giving her the "come on, I don't have all day" eyes-

Rainbow: I would watch Lunacy every Monday, eager to see what Sublime's competition had to offer. I was mostly impressed, but one thing leapt out at me week after WEEK, and that was the way you carried yourself as a Champion. NOBODY knows what it takes to hold the gold better than me. A REAL Champion carries themselves with DIGNITY...a REAL Champion carries themselves with HUMILITY...a REAL Champion doesn't HIDE from their challengers. They face them HEAD-ON, and they don't GLOAT and try to tear down their challengers even MORE upon beating them. A REAL Champion attains their status as Champion by grinding through opponent after opponent, turning heads and wowing crowds, NOT by sneaking in the back-door at the last minute and stealing what they don't even DESERVE! You AREN'T a REAL Champion, Sunset. You've been handed EVERY accomplishment you've achieved through kissing ass and being an even BIGGER ass, yourself! You haven't earned a DAMN thing on Lunacy! Quite frankly, as a Champion myself, and a REAL one, at that, it was making me downright DISGUSTED to have to watch you barely squirm your way out of every title defense! Not to mention all the HORRIBLE things you have done to all of those around you in order to keep that belt! Plain and simple, you are a JOKE as Champion. You don't deserve to carry that belt ONE iota! You're the biggest disgrace to a title belt that I have ever seen, and I can't WAIT for that title to be taken off of your waist, and awarded to someone who is FAR more deserving! THAT is why I'm here; to PROPERLY put you in your place, and give you a lesson in how a REAL Champion operates! -she suddenly gets in Sunset's face, the two distinctive Champions coming nose-to-nose-

Sunset: Getting in my face is the BIGGEST mistake you've made as Champion! I've been told that crap you're spewing time and TIME again, but it never makes a difference! I'M still the most DOMINANT superstar in this whole damn COMPANY, so thanks for wasting your breath on stating such an IRRELEVANT opinion...it only shows what a NAIVE little girl you are! People only berate me because they don't have what it TAKES to get whatever they want! They're all too focused on doing things the -she says with a mocking tone- "honorable waaaaaay"...FUCK. THAT. I am the ETERNAL WOMEN'S CHAMPION. I AM THE VERY BEST THAT THE EWF HAS TO OFFER. And tonight, you WILL fill that out first-hand! There is NOTHING like me in the MINOR LEAGUES that you came from, and NOTHING will prepare you and the rest of those SIMPLETONS that make up Team Rich for the CRIPPLING disappointment that follows a loss like the one you'll be suffering tonight…-she smirks, having hit her groove after being embarassed earlier-

Rainbow: A little girl, huh?

Sunset: Exactly, a little girl. You're a little girl, and you're living in a world that will soon be ran by people who could care LESS about insignificant morales created by the numerous UNDERACHIEVERS throughout the ages, no...all we demand is the RESPECT of the parasites that are below us, and all of the POWER that we so RICHLY deserve! A world that everyone in Team Rich is not fit for...you will never be HALF of the Champion that I am, Rainbow Dash…

Rainbow: Maybe in your TWISTED version of reality I won't be, but here on Planet Earth, EVERY reign comes to an end, and every powerful force CRUMBLES at some point. Tonight, the clock strikes midnight for The System, and all your crooked practices will finally come to an end…Rainbow Dash removes her face from Sunset's and gives her and Cadance one last defiant glare before walking off confidently. We head back to the ring as Sunset and Cadance contemplate their brash adversary's threats, while also knowing that a world of pain is to come in her immediate future-

-The arena darkens except for the lone spotlight on the right side of the stage. A mixtable rises from the ground as many fans cheer at the sight of DJ Z-

DJ Z: We're in a new arena, but yet it's plain to see, y'all M'Fers are in DAH MIX with -the crowd repeats with him- with DEE. JAY. Z! -the fans mimic the sound of a basketball horn as the sound itself plays through the arena- You all know the drill! I'd like to introduce to men and women small or tall, the man who is just TWO wins away from RULING IT ALL! -the crowd cheers- Awww yeah! They'll put a crown on his head and a scepter in his paw, but this regal mixmaster will BREAK YOUR JAAAAAAAW! EWF fans far and wide, please give a warm reception to the turner of the tide! The one, the only, NEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOON...LIGHTS!

*It's been such a long time coming, thought you'd understand…* -the crowd does just that, leading Neon Lights to the stage with an abundance of cheers-

DJ Z: MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIISE! -He lets off the basketball horn one last time before jumping off his podium and sending a fist flying into his bro's-

Madden: The following conteeeest, is a SEMI-FINAL maaatch, in the KIIIIIING..of the RIIIIIING..tournameeeeent! Introduciiiing first, froooom CANTERLOOOOOT! Weighing in at 218 POOOOOUNDS...NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOON..LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!

Ahuizotl: How do you feel about NION Lights, Doctor?

Whooves: I personally find their antics to be quite obnoxious and unnecessary, but there is no denying that both Lunacy and Sublime fans alike are completely behind them. I do happen to respect their athletic ability.

Ahuizotl: Neon Lights was a darkhorse in this tournament from the very beginning. He and his "bro" returned after a month long absence and immediately got the ball rolling in their favor. DJ Z didn't make it out of the first round, but he's more than happy to watch his partner in crime go all the way from the sidelines.

Whooves: Neon Lights scored victories over Overdrive and Flash Sentry to make it to the semi-finals. He's gotten farther in his quest to become King than I'm sure MANY people expected him to, but anything can happen in the EWF!

Crowd: NE-ON LIGHTS! NE-ON LIGHTS! NE-ON LIGHTS! NE-ON LIGHTS!

Ahuizotl: It's been a whirlwind ride for Neon Lights, but he prefers to live life at 100 miles per hour. This pressure, these high stakes, they are right up his alley!

Whooves: And I have even MORE respect for the young man for being able to resist the temptation of Sunset and Cadance's offer. He even got a pre-match "warm up" out of it.

Ahuizotl: NOTHING is going to stop Neon Lights at this point! Well, except his opponent, that is…

*On my own from a world that seems alone…* -the cheers quickly turn to boos as one of the most hated men in the EWF enters the stage with only one agenda in mind: Victory-

Madden: Aaaaand HIS OPPONENT! Frooom CANTERLOOOOT! Weighing in at 244 POOOOOUNDS...SHIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIING..ARRRRRRMOOOOORRRRR!

Ahuizotl: Shining Armor's road to the semi-finals, as you might imagine, has been laced with dubious outcomes…

Whooves: That should come as a surprise to NO ONE. First of all, he didn't even COMPETE in a first-round match, as the stooges of The System, Snips and Snails, made sure to get themselves COUNTED OUT to ensure that Shining Armor would get a bye into the next round. From there, the shenanigans CONTINUED, as Shining was able to STEAL the victory away from DJ Z with the help of his Partners in SLIME.

Ahuizotl: Oooo, I like that. It seems that the deception never sleeps for Shining, as even earlier tonight, his women, if you can even call them that, attempted to persuade Neon Lights to remove himself from this match. Shining almost got a forfeit victory into the FINALS!

Whooves: Luckily, Neon Lights evaded the girlish charm, and as a result, Shining Armor will finally be competing in a FAIR match in this tournament.

Ahuizotl: Mr. Rich has banned ALL outside interference in this match, and, just like for Cadance, Shining Armor will LOSE if this stipulation is not taken seriously.

Whooves: Of course, there is a chance Shining Armor will have a plan of his own, but with DJ Z at ringside, I highly doubt he'll be able to pull anything off here. Everything has been set up to favor Neon Lights in this match!

-Shining Armor slides under the ring, looking up at Neon and DJ Z with a pompous smirk as he lays on his belly. He then gets to his feet and climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking out at all of the fans he plans to rule over with an iron fist upon becoming the King-

Ahuizotl: Even though the deck is stacked against him, Shining Armor looks as confident as ever. The winner of this match will face Blueblood later tonight in the Finals.

Whooves: Blueblood vs Shining Armor...two rulebreakers...that actually sounds like a matchup I could get into!

-As Neon Lights is taking off his shades, Shining Armor smashes a forearm into the back of his head, causing him to drop in front of the corner-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd boos- Aww, dammit! This should've been obvious! Shining knows that the odds are stacked against him, so he's trying to create whatever openings he can for himself!

Whooves: Neon Lights' back was turned, and unfortunately, that was the WORST mistake he could've made!

-The referee decides to ring the bell, despite the unfortunate instance-

Match 4: King of the Ring, Semifinal - Shining Armor vs Neon Lights w/ DJ Z

-Shining grabs ahold of Neon's head and begins bashing it into the second turnbuckle as he is sitting on the mat-

Crowd: FUCK YOU, SHINING, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SHINING, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SHINING, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SHINING, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP*

Referee: 3! 4! -the ref forcefully backs Shining away from Neon- I'm about to disqualify you! Watch yourself, dammit!

Whooves: Shining Armor's King of the Ring aspirations were a second away from being over, but he's smart enough to know when to let up.

-Shining walks over to Neon again and brings him out of the corner. He picks him up and places him upside down, hooking his legs over the top rope and causing blood to rush to Neon's head-

Ahuizotl: Neon Lights, all wrapped up in the Tree of Woe! Shining can practically do whatever he wants here!

-Shining backs up before running at Neon. He grabs onto the top rope with both hands and uses it to leap into the air. Neon brings his head upwards, which gives him the best view of Shining's knee as it comes crashing down into his head, the crowd giving off a loud "OHHHHH" as Shining then lands safely on the ground-

Whooves: GREAT WHICKERING STALLIONS! What an impact with the knee!

-Shining removes Neon's feet from the top rope, which causes him to plummet into the mat chest-first. Shining then makes an early cover, getting only a 2 count-

Ahuizotl: Neon Lights kicks out after an early 2 count! Shining Armor looks frustrated already!

Whooves: He wanted this match to be over in the WORST of ways right there…

-11 minutes later-

-Shining Armor attempts the Wicked Affair on Neon, but Neon escapes it and nails Shining with a Balancing Levels!-

Whooves: Shining Armor's down! This could be the end!

-The crowd cheers as Neon makes a cover-

*1…..2…..-Shining kicks out, upsetting every fan who wanted to see him lose-

Ahuizotl: Shining's still in it! Unfortunately...a sigh of relief could be heard in the meeting ground of The System.

-5 minutes later-

-Shining Armor chucks Neon out to the floor. As the referee is making his 10 count, Shining is removing a top turnbuckle pad-

Whooves: And look at this! Behind the referee's back, Shining Armor just took off that protective pad!

Ahuizotl: There is nothing but SOLID steel underneath that pad! Shining has some VERY bad intentions in mind, that's for sure…when a spot in the record books is at stake, people will do some UNBELIEVABLE things to preserve their history!

-Shining throws the pad on the mat, the crowd booing him intensely as he looks to gain another advantage in this match. Neon makes it into the ring at a 9 and a half count, which the fans cheer loudly at-

Whooves: Shining almost won the match by countout! He wouldn't have even NEEDED to expose the turnbuckle, but Neon Lights CLAWED his way back into the ring!

Crowd: NE-ON LIGHTS! NE-ON LIGHTS! NE-ON LIGHTS! NE-ON LIGHTS!

Ahuizotl: This crowd is going to be behind him until the bitter end! If not because they like him, than just to see Shining Armor get his comeuppance!
-The referee notices the exposed turnbuckle, and walks over to cover it back up with the pad. Shining picks Neon up off the mat and Irish Whips him into the Referee, causing both to crumble down to the canvas-

Whooves: -as the crowd sends more boos Shining's way- That dirty bellend! (bellend = dick in British) He sent his opponent into that defenseless official on purpose!

-Shining Armor points to his brain, smirking merrily-

Ahuizotl: The referee was just trying to uphold the credence of this match, and he gets taken out for his troubles!

-DJ Z is about to blow a gasket, but he decides to stay out of the match for now, having faith in his partner, who gets hoisted up onto the top rope by Shining-

Whooves: This is odd...Shining isn't using that exposed turnbuckle...instead he's got Neon Lights set up on the very top rope…

-Shining joins Neon on the top rope, lifting Neon into the air in a Suplex position. DJ Z takes the time to hop onto the apron and reach forward into the ring, grabbing Shining's boot and yanking back on it, which causes him to fall off the top rope and slam his head into the exposed turnbuckle!-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd loses their mind- THE STEEL! THE STEEL OF THE TURNBUCKLE! IT CAME BACK TO HAUNT SHINING ARMOR!

-Neon doesn't fall, however, as he grabs onto the top rope on the way down, his knees bending into the mat. He quickly recovers and climbs up to the top turnbuckle as the crowd unloads with chants of "DEE JAY Z!"-

Whooves: Neon Lights was in a Suplex position, but I believe Shining Armor was going to drop him head-first onto the steel of that turnbuckle with a Brainbuster! It's a good thing DJ Z had his back, because that would've been the state of his brain afterwards...BUSTED.

Ahuizotl: And now, the tables have been turned, and SHINING ARMOR'S brain has been SCRAMBLED!

-Neon Lights pauses for dramatic effect, before diving off the top turnbuckle with his finishing move, the Gruv Glide! (Diving somersault leg drop)-

Whooves: Neon Lights! And it's LIGHTS OUT for Shining Armor!

Ahuizotl: THE GRUV GLIDE! And with the help of his bro…-Neon Lights covers Shining as the referee slowly comes to his senses, tapping his hand gingerly into the mat for the 1….2…3!- NEON LIGHTS! NEON LIGHTS IS GOING TO THE FINALS! -the bell rings as the crowd rejoices with nothing but cheers-

Madden: -as DJ Z rolls into the ring from under the bottom rope, tackling his bro, who was sitting on the mat right back down into it- Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEEEERRRRR...NEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON..LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTSSSSS!

Whooves: -as DJ Z has Neon trapped against the mat in an intense BRO HUG- We discussed before the match began, on how Shining Armor would be looking to open his OWN window of opportunities...he attacked Neon Lights from behind before the match even began, and he even went SO FAR as to remove the padding from a turnbuckle, suckering in the referee and then sending Neon Lights CRASHING right into him…

Ahuizotl: All hope looked bleak, but before Shining Armor could reap the rewards, DJ Z intervened, and made Shining Armor ATONE for all of his past sins! HE brought the exposed steel into the mix, and HE was the one...who wound up succumbing to it!

Whooves: Irony can be such a cruel mistress at times, but tonight at The Royal Rumble, it could not be anymore justified! Shining Armor, who got here through misdeeds and underhanded actions, wound up paying for his despicable behavior in the end!

Ahuizotl: -laughing at the happiness surrounding the arena- And who better, than at the very hand of the man whom he himself expelled from the tournament with those same nefarious actions...DJ Z!

-Neon Lights and DJ Z exit the ring, jumping into the crowd and being held up by a heft amount of their admiring and passionate fans-

Whooves: My oh my, look at this scene! NION Lights, surfing amongst a sea of EWF faithful, all of which are proud to have witnessed this MONUMENTAL happening!

Neon: WOOOO! -he brofists DJ Z, who is on the other side of him as they continue to float throughout the entirety of the Sublime Symposium-

Ahuizotl: Look at those ear-to-ear smiles! This is a wonderful moment, in the annals of EWF history! Shining Armor has been duped once and for all, and NION Lights will take their RIGHTFUL place...in the finals, of the King of the Ring tournament!

Whooves: Congratulations, gentlemen! I look forward to seeing if Neon Lights can rise to the occasion ONE last time!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! -those who don't have their hands full with NION Lights set off a series of claps- THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: INDEED it is!

DJ Z: We're going to the finals, baby! BERPBERPBERPBERRRRRRRP! -the crowd mimics DJ Z as the screen fades to black, the image of NION Lights drifting in the EWF ocean being the last thing we see-

*We get a promo spot for the Macy's 4th of July fireworks display, which will be broadcast LIVE from New York City on ABC. Many EWF superstars, including Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Flash Sentry, Rack Attack, Mr. Rich himself, and MORE will be there in person!*

-We return backstage, where Silver Shill is standing by with another guest-

Silver: Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time, are Flitter...and the Carnage Champion, Giz Hero. -the united couple appear in the shot, Giz's belt placed across one shoulder, and Flitter's hand nestled tightly into her boyfriend's- Giz, before your big Fatal 4 Way match, I just wanted to get your comment on what happened at Lunapalooza.

Giz: Are you referring to when my girlfriend was BLINDSIDED by a Superkick from that...that WASTE of human space known as Rumble? -Sliver nods, as Giz sighs in an agitated way- Just thinking about it makes my BLOOD BOIL! You want to challenge for my Championship? Fine. Rumble was the FIRST Carnage Champion, and despite his flippant attitude, he was quite a good one. On top of the that, he is due a rematch. I'm fine with that. I'm glad to give him another chance to reclaim his lost treasure. But Flitter…-he looks down at his girlfriend with sad eyes- Flitter has nothing to do with this. She just so happens to be supporting me, and she's WONDERFUL at it. Ambush me! Prove a point if you MUST….but don't drag her into this...she's the toughest girl I know, but the fact is that Rumble's actions were completely, UNDENIABLY uncalled for…

Silver: I hate to interrupt, and I don't mean to play Devil's Advocate here, as I agree with what you are saying...but the fact remains that Flitter brought HERSELF into this Championship mess by costing Rumble the Carnage Championship at Uprising.

Giz: ….I can see where you may think that's true. Flitter DID get involved in the match, but only after Rumble opted to take the easy way out, and try to assault me with a steel chair in order to gain a cheap victory. Flitter did what she thought was right. -Flitter wraps her arms around her boyfriend's arm and hugs it. Giz smiles, leaning down and kissing her on the top of her head- In reality...Rumble cost HIMSELF the Carnage Championship, by alienating all of his allies one by one, and then throwing a fit when they tried to venture off on their own. He wanted nothing to do with them, yet he would torment them into obliging his orders? What sense does that make? After being put through so much turmoil, having to put up with Rumble's rotten attitude, and his hurtful words for so long, how can you BLAME Flitter for doing what she did? Even though they weren't dating, that is still classified as an abusive relationship, and although the relationship may be a thing of the past, Rumble REFUSES to move on, and INSISTS on putting my girlfriend, and her sister through as much agony as possible! It ends TONIGHT. Rumble…-he looks directly into the camera- put down your iPhone, stop powdering your nose, and listen to me...you think..just because you are so good looking, that you can get away with anything? That's not how that works. You crossed the line Monday Night, and for WHAT? To get back at Flitter for doing something that you were practically ASKING for? Or was it to get in my head? Because if that's what you were going for, you've done just that! You Superkicking Flitter has been on my mind ALL week! While we're on the subject, what happens to you tonight, will be ingrained in your memory for the rest of your PATHETIC existence! You kicked Flitter, and what I do to you tonight will look like CHILD'S PLAY! I'm not just going to kick you...I will EVISCERATE YOU! I will make you regret EVERY. SINGLE. WRONGDOING THAT YOU HAVE EVER DONE UNTO THOSE WHO ONCE TRUSTED YOU, WHO ONCE CONFIDED IN YOU! That beautiful face that you rely on to function properly? I'LL TEAR IT STRAIGHT OFF YOUR BODY! You will regret EVER putting your hands on Flitter, and you will grow to LOATHE yourself for ever setting your sights on me and my Championship! I'm aware that the deck is stacked against me tonight...I have to defend my title against three great competitors...but unlike you, Rumble, I'm not going to throw a fit. I'm up for the challenge! And if I happen to lose my title, then so be it, for I am making ONE promise right now...it won't be YOU, who walks out of The Royal Rumble as Carnage Champion. I know that Thunderlane and Bulk are also in the match, and I will handle them each accordingly...but as far as I am concerned...this whole situation...it's based around YOU and ME, and it has escalated FAR too out of control! Tonight...I END IT…-he speaks through gritted teeth- and I end YOU! -Giz's menacing glare is fixated on the camera for a long while, until Flitter tugs on his arm, which is Giz's cue to walk away with his arm tucked around his girlfriend's-

*Match 5 occurs*

*Match 6 occurs*

Whooves: Congratulations to the Combo of Carnage Champions, and now we're going to keep the ball rolling right along here at The Royal Rumble.

Ahuizotl: The action never ends when the EWF is around! From one Championship to another, we now look towards our Carnage Championship match.

Whooves: Four tenacious, proficient men, each with a cunning, alluring female by their side, all vying for the top prize of the men's division of Lunacy.

Ahuizotl: Two former Champions, the current Champion, and one up-and-coming force of nature...who will claim the Carnage Championship...as their own? That question, is about to be answered RIGHT NOW!

Madden: The following conteeest, iiiis...a Fataaaal..FOUR WAY MATCH, -the crowd is already cheering in anticipation for this bout- foooor the CARNAAAAAAAGE..CHAAAAAMPIONSHIIIIIP!

*Is it my eyes, when you look at me?* -a mixture of boos and cheers welcomes the Sultan of Selfies to the stage as Photo Finish makes her way down first, carrying a giant camera as tassel-covered boots walk across said stage. The camera cuts and zooms in on the duckface of Rumble before the first challenger then buries his face in his phone-

Madden: The challenger...FIRST! Accompaniiied, by PHOTO FINIIIIISH! Making his seasonal residence, in CAMPO GRANDEEEE, BRAZIIIIIIL! Weighing in at 201 POOOOOUNDS...RrrrrrrrrrrrrUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!

Ahuizotl: -sigh- Well, Doctor…

Whooves: Yes, what is it?

Ahuizotl: Go ahead...I know you were talking to Rumble before the show...he's adamant that we let the fans know what type of fur he is wearing every week, so go ahead and lay it on us…

Whooves: Ah, yes….I've been dreading this all day...Rumble said, just for me, that tonight he'd be sporting a jacket made from the feathers of the national bird of England, the robin.

Ahuizotl: You should NOT take that as a compliment...he wearing the feathers of your country's national bird, that is…

Whooves: Oh, I most certainly don't. The robin is quite sacred to us who live across the pond, but I'm sure Rumble could care LESS about that sentiment...he's all about accessories. Whatever he thinks will make him look good, both in his phone, in the mirror, and in Photo Finish's negatives is anything but a negative to him.

Ahuizotl: And one such accessory that, up until last month, he had been able to call his own, was the Carnage Championship. Rumble took it everywhere he went. He treasured it almost as much as his fiendishly good looks.

Whooves: He told me that he's barely slept since losing his precious Championship, but he doesn't have bags under his eyes because, quote, "God would sob uncontrollably if any sort of flaw was to come across my impeccable face, and his tears would drown the earth within hours."

Ahuizotl: And we wouldn't want that, now would we…? God, this kid is just too much…

-Rumble sprawls out onto the apron, snapping selfie after selfie as Photo Finish takes her own pictures from every possible angle-

Photo: Yes, yeeeeeees! This vill be your FINAL photoshoot as the FORMER Carnage Champion, so vork it!

Whooves: Up until a few weeks ago, Rumble had nobody in his corner, but Photo Finish, straight from Sublime, answered the call.

Ahuizotl: And they've been quite impressive as a tandem. The two even picked up a victory together at Lunapalooza 6 nights ago. Momentum like that is sure to carry over into the favor of Rumble, as the self-proclaimed King of Cuteville looks to become the first ever 2-time Carnage Champion.

-Rumble sets down his phone and begins taking off his jacket as the entrance music of his first opponent begins to play, thus inviting many boos and only a handful of cheers into the arena-

Madden: Aaaaand his opponents..FIRST! Accompaniiied, byyyy CLOOOOUDCHASEEEERRR! Frooom LONEYVIIIIILLEEE! Weighing in at 218 POOOOUNDS...THUUUUUUNDERRRRRLAAAAANEEEE!

Whooves: And here comes the young gentlemen who defeated his brother to be put into this match. Thunderlane, the first ever World Brawler's Champion over on Sublime, has had the same amount of success over on Lunacy since being traded.

Ahuizotl: He's beaten his brother, he's pinned Giz Hero. He's made many waves over on Monday Nights, but yet this crowd STILL gives him a hard-time!

Whooves: I can only assume it is because of the rather big head he has developed since winning the World Brawler's Championship. Thunderlane considers himself the hottest ticket on Lunacy, the best athlete in the EWF, and as much as I don't like the braggadocios type...you can't really debate what he's saying.

Ahuizotl: You're right, he's got a lot of leverage in his claims. Only the very BEST athletes get to battle for Championships, and here Thunderlane is at The Royal Rumble, getting the opportunity to become the Carnage Champion! It's extremely hard to bounce back after losing something you fought SO hard to gain, but Thunderlane hasn't skipped a beat.

Crowd: THUNDER-LAAAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THUNDER-LAAAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THUNDER-LAAAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Thunderlane: -he stops walking down the ramp with his girlfriend and unhooks his arm from hers, turning to his sides to address the crowd- DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF THIS? -they chant "NO" in response, as Thunderlane shakes his head and begins walking with his girlfriend again-

Ahuizotl: I'm not much for arrogance, either, but I can't help but appreciate the way Thunderlane has been willing to do whatever it takes to protect Cloudchaser. I can tell their love really is the real thing, which is hard to come by these days…

Whooves: It's hard not to respect Thunderlane in that regard. Imagine how proud his lover will be if he gets ahold of the Carnage Championship!

-Thunderlane enters the ring, approaching his brother, who is ignoring him as he lounges on the top rope with his legs crossed. Thunderlane turns to walk away from him, but has to rush back over to the corner to stop Cloudchaser from pummeling his brother. Cloudchaser is kicking and shouting at Rumble in the grip of Thunderlane, who pushes her back into the opposite corner-

Whooves: This is getting heated…

Ahuizotl: How did Rumble EXPECT her to act?! He's had all of this coming to him after the way he Superkicked her sister on Monday! Cloudchaser's rage is at an all-time high!

Thunderlane: Hey hey hey, relax! Relax! -he has to use all of his strength to hold her back- Don't you worry! I'll kick his ass for you all night!

Rumble: -who got knocked off the top rope by Cloudchaser- DON'T LET HER TOUCH ME! I'M TOO GORGEOUS TO HAVE RABIES!

Thunderlane: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! -he advises Cloudchaser to leave the ring, and Rumble does the same to Photo, as the two scorned brothers meet in the middle of the ring-

Ahuizotl: ARE THEY GONNA GET IT ON RIGHT NOW? ONLY TWO OF THE PARTICIPANTS ARE IN THE RING!

-Rumble and Thunderlane look to be on the verge of duking it out, until…-

*Since they wanna know…* -the crowd unloads with cheers as the Carnage Champion makes his way onto the stage earlier than planned, with Flitter directly behind him-

Whooves: The Carnage Champion! Giz Hero!

-Giz removes his title belt and sprints down into the ring, throwing the Championship onto the mat as Rumble is wise enough to exit the ring and make a run for it-

Ahuizotl: GIZ IS GOING AFTER RUMBLE! RUMBLE'S TRYING TO GET OUT OF DODGE!

-Rumble attempts to escape over the barricade next to the announce tables, but Giz latches onto one of his tassel-covered boots just before he can make his escape. Thunderlane exits the ring and grabs the other one, helping Giz pull his brother back into the fray-

Whooves: Rumble's got nowhere to go! He's got two PISSED OFF boyfriends that want to have a word with him!

-In an attempt to rescue her friend, Photo Finish jumps on the back of Thunderlane and begins punching him in the forehead, landing many shots before Cloudchaser and Flitter yank her off and begin beating the crap out of her in their own way-

Ahuizotl: I imagine this isn't the way Photo Finish wanted to be involved in this affair!

Whooves: The little trollop should've stayed out of it in the first place!

-Photo regains her composure as the two sisters pound on her and shoves Flitter into Cloudchaser. She then begins running up the ramp, Flitter and Cloudchaser chasing after her until all three are out of sight-

Ahuizotl: Flitter and Cloudchaser just did their boyfriends a HUGE favor!

Whooves: Yes they did. Photo Finish would've been a nuisance for them, especially in a no disqualification match like this one.

Thunderlane: Ain't nobody to save you now, bro! -he and Giz chuck Rumble back into the ring, both blocking hurrying to block his exits, Giz standing behind him, and Thunderlane in front of him. Rumble sits on his knees in the middle of the ring, about to cry over the fact that he has nowhere to run…

Speaking of nowhere to run, the final participant of this match's music hits, sending everyone in the arena into a state of "oh shit!"-

Ahuizotl: Oh crap! I nearly forgot that this was a Fatal Four Way match!

-Bulk Biceps enters the arena to the roar of the crowd, his advocate, Suri Poloman standing to the left of him-

Whooves: And HERE's the man that has commanded EVERYONE's attention…

-Bulk paces around the stage before standing at the top of it, jumping from side to side and bringing his arms down, commencing a machine gun-like pyro display to fire off in front of him-

Ahuizotl: And as the smoke clears, the most intimidating force in this entire match makes his methodic trek down the ramp, eyeing his prey attentively…

Whooves: Bulk Biceps BURSTED onto the scene earlier this month, defeating Giz Hero in an absolutely LOPSIDED battle, especially for a superstar of Giz's stature...this was enough to earn him a title shot here tonight.

Ahuizotl: Suri Poloman has done nothing but toot this man's horn for WEEKS now, and all of her appraisal is not falling on deaf ears, it seems...in an poll that was contested on both , and the EWF App, an ASTOUNDING 88 percent of the public believes that Bulk Biceps will walk out of The Royal Rumble as the Carnage Champion!

Whooves: That's an INSANE amount of people, but for Suri, it's already a forgone conclusion that her client will leave the Symposium as Champion. She has GUARANTEED victory tonight, and for good reason...Bulk has been a destructive force ever since aligning with his agent, and truly NO weaknesses have been exploited!

Ahuizotl: He's a machine! A machine that I don't think can be stopped, and he's a machine that could very well be the Carnage Champion shortly hereafter…

-Bulk steps onto the apron, hopping from side to side up there as well as his three opponents all are standing in a line in the ring, gazing upon their greatest foe. Once again, Rumble tries to hightail out of the ring, but Thunderlane and Giz grab onto the back of his pants and pull him back in the ring. They then throw him towards Bulk, who has no problem in stopping his momentum by reaching over the top rope and wrapping his arms around Rumble's lower abdomen and HEAVING him over his shoulders. Rumble does a frontflip before landing on the floor below back first!-

Crowd: -they all cheer in awe of his amazing ability before simply saying- ONE!

Ahuizotl: RUMBLE OUT TO THE FLOOR! What a HORRIFIC landing!

-Bulk continues to stand on the apron, heaving heavily as he looks on at Thunderlane and Giz, with wild intentions to suplex them BOTH out of their shoes! The referee collects the title belt from the mat and raises it into the air before calling for the bell, which officially begins this match-

Match 7: Carnage Championship - Rumble vs Thunderlane vs Bulk Biceps w/ Suri Poloman vs Giz Hero

-Bulk steps through the ropes, which triggers Giz and Thunderlane to run up and begin attacking their most challenging opponent fiercely-

Whooves: And what a wonderful strategy! It's quite clear that Bulk is going to be the most dangerous competitor in this match! Just LOOK at what he did to Rumble just now! So it's wise to take him out of the equation right out of the gate!

-Bulk is having none of this crap, as he shoves back Giz and Thunderlane like they are gnats. As they get to their feet, Bulk wraps an arm around both of their mid-sections and hurls them backwards, a German Suplex for EACH of them!-

Crowd: THREE! -they then begin cheering insanely loud-

Ahuizotl: HOLY HIGH HELL! THIS MAN IS UNBELIEVABLE!

-Bulk gets to his feet, standing as the crowd serenades him with love on an account of his supernatural strength-

Whooves: He has suplexed all THREE of his opponents in the span of 20 seconds! And the crowd has taken it upon themselves to COUNT the number of suplex variations that he delivers!

Ahuizotl: Three opponents, three suplexes...and I have a feeling there are MANY more to go!

-Bulk walks over to the rope and reaches a hand through the middle one as Rumble has begun to make his way to his feet. Bulk grabs his arm and brings him up onto the apron. Rumble can do nothing as Bulk gathers him up onto his shoulder and walks with him to the middle of the ring, planting him with a thunderous F5!-

Whooves: WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION ALREADY!

-Bulk hooks the leg of Rumble, as Felix Streak drops to the mat in a hurry-

*1…...2…..-Rumble kicks out, which Bulk contemplates as he sits in the ring-

Ahuizotl: NO! NOT QUITE! RUMBLE GOT A SHOULDER UP! -This crowd is already quite animated 30 seconds into the match- Just like in his match against Giz, Bulk pulls out his signature F5 not even a mere MINUTE into the match!

Whooves: It's weird...he loves destroying people, but he prefers to do it in such a short amount of time!

Suri: YOU'RE ONE F5 AWAY, BULK! YOU'RE ONE F5 AWAY!

Ahuizotl: Suri Poloman's pulse may have just stopped for a moment! Her client was a half a second away from being crowned Champion!

Whooves: She needs to keep her client on track. This is Bulk's very first title match, and though he may seem indestructible, he CAN'T afford to dilly-dally. He needs to keep the pace of this match under HIS control.

-8 minutes later-

-With Thunderlane and Rumble neutralized momentarily, only Bulk and Giz remain in the ring. Bulk hoists Giz onto his shoulders-

Whooves: Bulk Biceps! He's about to floor the Champion!

-Bulk spins Giz in the air, but Giz is the one who sends Bulk down into the mat with a desperate DDT!-

Ahuizotl: GIZ BLOCKS THE F5! BULK'S STUNNED!

-Bulk crawls over to the corner, trying to shake off the cobwebs. Giz is setting himself up in the corner diagonal to him-

Whooves: This is how Giz won the Championship in the first place! Bulk Biceps is in prime position!

-Giz runs out of the corner, but from OUT OF NOWHERE, Rumble re-enters the fray and strikes with the Beauty Shot, setting the crowd ablaze-

Ahuizotl: HERO'S DOWN! WHERE THE HELL DID RUMBLE COME FROM?!

Whooves: Rumble has fought his way back into this match!

-Bulk rushes at Rumble out of the corner, but Rumble strikes with a Supermodel Kick right on the button, which causes Bulk to stumble through the middle rope and out of the ring-

Ahuizotl: RUMBLE'S ON FIRE! HE'S SHOWING THE WORLD THE PERSISTENCE THAT IT TAKES TO BE CHAMPION!

-Rumble gets to his feet just in time to see his brother flying at him off the turnbuckles to his left. He takes the initiative to knock him out of the sky with a SENSATIONAL Dropkick!-

Whooves: THIS IS RUMBLE'S MOMENT!

-Rumble stacks up Thunderlane, which means he bends his brother's legs forward and places his stomach onto his butt. Meanwhile, his hands are used to hold Thunderlane's arms down to the mat-

Ahuizotl: SHOULDERS DOWN! 1! 2! -Thunderlane kicks out with such intensity that he flips over onto his stomach- NO! NOT QUITE! -Rumble then tries his hand as pinning Giz-

Whooves: Off the Beauty Shot! *1….2…* ANOTHER KICKOUT! NO LUCK THERE!

-Rumble gets to his knees and begins pounding on the mat with both hands-

Ahuizotl: Rumble is FUMING! He was looking to seize the opportunity after that sudden BURST of energy, but he came up JUST short in pinning either Giz Hero or his brother!

-Rumble gets to his feet, only to fall back down to his knees and lay another pound onto the mat. He gets to his feet once again before falling back down to his knees and pounding the mat once more. He then grabs at his grayish sapphire hair, which is no longer in a ponytail, a sign of the intensity of this match-

Whooves: The Era of Gorgeousness, could soon be on the horizon once again!

Crowd: THAT WAS GOR-GEOUS! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS GOR-GEOUS! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS GOR-GEOUS! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: Rumble may be frustrated, but this crowd is saying it all! Those 3 impactful moves, back-to-back-to-BACK; the Beauty Shot...the Supermodel Kick...and that amazing Dropkick, have put him in control of this all-important battle! He's gotta get back into this match! Now isn't the time for a tantrum!

Whooves: You're right, my friend! The CARNAGE CHAMPIONSHIP is ONE THE LINE. The Championship could be Rumble's once again if he can just get over this small hump of failure!

-10 minutes later-

-As Bulk lands his unprecedented 16th suplex on Rumble (which was a German), Rumble is folded up and falls on his stomach-

Crowd: 16!

Ahuizotl: WHEN WILL IT END?!

Whooves: The agony will end when Bulk Biceps decides...until then, he will suplex this whole damn ARENA!

Bulk: -spitting on the mat next to Rumble- SUPLEX CITY, BITCH! -the crowd lights up with cheers, taking to the new term well-

Crowd: SU-PLEX CI-TY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SU-PLEX CI-TY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* SU-PLEX CI-TY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Bulk turns around, being met with a Discus Forearm from Giz, which he is loopy after, but still remains standing-

Ahuizotl: Wow...that forearm barely even FAZED Bulk!

-Thunderlane enters the ring and nails Bulk with a Superkick, which causes him to stumble but not even drop to a knee. Rumble then makes his way to his feet and plants him with a Superkick of his own, which at LAST brings him to a knee-

Whooves: It's not enough!

-Thunderlane and Giz share a look, before they both send Superkicks at once into Bulk's cranium. This drops Bulk onto his SECOND knee-

Ahuizotl: WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE?! BULK BICEPS WILL. NOT. GO. DOWN!

-The brothers step aside as Giz springboards off the middle rope, FINALLY sending Bulk to the mat with a Twisting Uppercut!-

Whooves: HE'S DOWN! All three of his opponents, are working together to eliminate the beast from the match!

-Thunderlane exits the ring as Rumble and Giz pull Bulk out of the ring through the bottom rope. Thunderlane begins tearing apart the Spanish announce table-

Ahuizotl: A little remodeling at the hands of Thunderlane...but what is he gonna do with that table?

-Rumble and Giz work together to put Bulk on top of the table. Bulk begins to fight back, but his rally is cut short as Thunderlane bashed a monitor off of his skull-

Whooves: Whatever they're planning, Bulk has NO choice but to go through it…

-Thunderlane scales to the top turnbuckle, facing Bulk as Rumble and Giz step away from the announce table-

Suri: BUUUUULK! GET UP, BULK!

Ahuizotl: Thunderlane...perched up top...Bulk Biceps...supine and in harm's way…

-Thunderlane leaps off the top, soaring to the outside and landing Thunderstruck (the Frog Splash) onto Bulk!-

Whooves: THE TABLE DIDN'T BREAK! BULK HAS BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK!

Ahuizotl: The table may not have broke, but Bulk Biceps likely DID!

-Giz shoves Bulk forward off of the table, and uses every bit of strength he's got to push the entire announce table onto the frame of Bulk!-

Whooves: THE STRENGTH! THE STREEEEEEENGTHHHHH!

Ahuizotl: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! GIZ JUST PILED THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE ONTO THE BODY OF BULK BICEPS!

Whooves: HE CAN'T MOVE! THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN MOVE! HE'S OUT OF THIS MATCH!

-Giz falls to the floor, exhausted from his superhuman feat, as the crowd chants "HO-LY SHIT!"

Ahuizotl: Giz...Rumble...Thunderlane...they've all been doing ALL that they can in order to keep Bulk Biceps from getting up, and they may have accomplished the impossible at last! What an AMAZING strategy!

-Suri runs over to the announce table, trying somehow to pry her client from under the rubble-

Suri: OH MY GOOOOD! YOU'RE ALL DERANGED! SOMEBODY! SOMEONE HELP ME, DAMMIT!

Whooves: There's nothing that can be done, love...we'd have to get a FORKLIFT in here in order to get that behemoth free!

-5 minutes later-

-Rumble, Giz, and Thunderlane are going back and forth, each trying to regain the upperhand in this classic encounter. Their efforts go uninterrupted, until a rumbling is heard from outside the ring. Suddenly, the Spanish announce table is slowly turned upright to its original formation, as Bulk Biceps rises to his feet, sending the crowd into a frenzy-

Ahuizotl: LOOK AT THIS! BULK BICEPS IS UP TO HIS FEET!

Whooves: He's back! Seemingly from the DEAD! We both witnessed that scene just a few feet away from us!

Ahuizotl: IT'S ONE OF THE DAMNDEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN!

-Bulk looks at the ring with a malicious glare on his face, as Suri shows her appreciation for his coming to-

Suri: BULK! YOU'RE BACK! -she drops to her knees, and begins bowing to her most sacred client. Much of the crowd does the exact same-

Crowd: WE'RE NOT WOR-THY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE'RE NOT WOR-THY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE'RE NOT WOR-THY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Rumble pins Giz after another successful Beauty Shot-

*1…..2….-Bulk wraps both arms around Rumble and throws him behind-

Crowd: 17!

Whooves: What a way to break up a pinfall! If Bulk was still beneath that announce table, I'm quite certain that Giz would no longer be Champion!

Crowd: ONE MORE 'PLEX! ONE MORE 'PLEX! ONE MORE 'PLEX! ONE MORE 'PLEX!

-Bulk turns around to see Thunderlane, carrying Photo Finish's giant camera, about to strike at him. Bulk simply ducks and lifts Thunderlane onto his shoulders, the camera being dropped on the mat-

Whooves: That was a splendid plan, Thunderlane! If only it had worked!

-Bulk turns with Thunderlane on his shoulders, only to be met with Giz Hero, who shoves both of his hands into Bulk's abdomen and uses his force to propel BOTH men INTO THE AIR! Many pictures are taken at once, and the cheers of the fans multiply with each passing millisecond as Bulk releases Thunderlane from his grip before he can descend-

Ahuizotl: NO FREAKING WAAAAAY!

-Thunderlane is Uppercutted right out of the air and the back of his head smashes against the canvas, while Bulk simply falls onto his stomach-

Whooves: AN UPPERCUT FOR THE AGES! MY GOD!

-Giz literally FALLS into the cover, not even being able to stand after exerting such an insane amount of energy with just ONE move-

*1…..2…..3!* -the bell rings as every single EWF fans gets to their feet, most because of jumping after the incredible way that this INCREDIBLE match ended!-

Ahuizotl: GIZ RETAINS THE TITLE! With the small amount of energy that he had left, Giz Hero is STILL the Carnage Champion!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEERRRR...AAAAAAAND STIIIIIIIIIIILL...THE CARNAAAAAAAAAGE CHAMPIIIIIIIOOOOON...GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Whooves: In his FIRST Championship defense, Giz Hero has vanquished ALL doubters! He was taken to the limit by three of the most dangerous men in the EWF, and he came out on top!

-Flitter runs down to the ring, her boobs bouncing about as the referee hands Giz his Championship, which he strongly hugs upon contact with it-

Ahuizotl: And here comes his beautiful girlfriend, beaming with excitement and happiness over her triumphant boyfriend's victory! She made a MAJOR contribution to this match when she ran Photo Finish away from the ring, and I'd like to think that IMMENSELY helped his chances at retaining the title!

Whooves: But what REALLY turned this match into Giz's favor was his INHUMAN strength. Bulk Biceps is a MASTODON, that's no secret...but Giz was able to keep Bulk at bay by COLLAPSING the Spanish announce table on top of his frame, with NO HELP mind you, and his power came through for him at the very end, when he was able to send over FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS of human anatomy into the air with nothing more than his own two hands!

-Flitter helps her lover to his feet, as Giz lets his Championship dangle to the mat as he grips it with his left hand. The couple's lips meet as Giz literally FALLS into Flitter's warm and safe embrace-

Ahuizotl: Giz is virtually SAPPED of all of his energy...but nonetheless, he is the winner, tonight at The Royal Rumble! He went through the bone-jarring suplexes of Bulk Biceps, the spastic flare of Rumble, and the explosion of Thunderlane! He kept Thunderlane grounded for much of this match...until the very end that is, when he nearly Uppercutted his WINGS off!

-Giz climbs to the top rope, holding his Championship in the air with both hands as his breathing slowly goes back to normal, but the pain he received from this match may take MONTHS to dwindle out-

Crowd: HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO!

Whooves: That's what a Champion must do in order to hold onto their title...take on ALL comers, and put forth all of their might, all of their strength, and all of their ambition towards remaining Champion for as long as they physically can. This was only the first obstacle for Giz Hero as the Carnage Champion, but with performances like the one he gave tonight, I am willing to bet that he is going to be holding onto that belt for a very, VERY long time!

-Giz lifts Flitter onto one of his shoulders, holding the Carnage Championship with his other hand. Flitter leans down to kiss her man on his forehead before throwing her arms up into the air in approval of her boyfriend's performance. The scene fades out with Giz standing tall, alone in the ring, with nothing but his title, his girlfriend, and the fans' gratitude keeping him from passing out into unconsciousness-

Crowd: HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO! HE-RO!

*Match 8 and 9 occur, as nothing happens on the Lunacy side of things*

Ahuizotl: What an incredible atmosphere this pay per view has had! We've crowned our first ever King, and now we can switch focus onto our very last tournament match.

Garble: Blueblood will get a shot at the World Brawler's Championship next month, but who will follow suit, and lay siege to the throne...of Queen of the EWF? Two women enter, but just one of them can go ALL the way. A Royal engagement of MONUMENTAL proportions...is about to occur!

Madden: The following conteeeest, is the FINAL MATCH..of the QUEEEEEN..OF THE SCEEEEEEEEEEEEENE..TOOOOOURNAMEEEEENT! -the crowd is amped up for this final battle-

*Out of My Way!* -their cheers grow exponentially louder as the obvious fan favorite makes her way onto the stage-

Madden: Introducing FIRST! Froooom LONEYVIIIIILLEEE! Weighing in at 119 POOOOOOUNDS..SCOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahuizotl: This is what we have come down to...Scootaloo, in the biggest match of her career thus far...her arm is even MORE damaged than it was going into tonight, thanks to the vicious onslaught done onto it by Cadance, which included a DESPICABLE chair shot after the match had already concluded.

Whooves: But all of that won't stop this young lady! She was evaluated backstage, and has miraculously been CLEARED to compete one last time!

-Scootaloo can't help but hold her arm when she isn't busy giving her adoring fans high fives. Despite all the pain, though, she has a mile wide grin on her face-

Ahuizotl: Just the fact of how FAR Scootaloo has gotten is a testament to how much she wants this, of how much she wants to be the Queen of the Scene. She is an inspiration to all the aspiring young athletes that have to be pulled out of a competition due to an injury. All of those men and women should look towards Scootaloo, and use her motivation to pull yourself out of that rut, and FIGHT BACK until you are the best at your craft!

Whooves: I'm inspired just by watching her, but don't get too ahead of yourself...she still has a LONG way to go until she is the Queen. That arm is still a HUGE target, and it WILL be exploited once again. Cadance softened it up, she spent much of her offense during her match with Scootaloo trying to render that arm useless, and this match will be much of the same. It will basically be a replay of her first match, if not with an even MORE relentless attack!

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo is aware of all of this. She knows that her arm could give out at any minute, but that doesn't concern her. I've said it before, and I'll say it a thousand more times: Scootaloo has the biggest heart out of ANY superstar in the EWF. For every punch, kick, twist, and squeeze that is performed on her arm, SHE will punch, SHE will kick TWICE as hard in order to CLAW her way past any alarming situation.

-Scootaloo stands atop the top turnbuckle, looking out across the EWF masses as they passionately chant "SCOO-TA-LOO" again and again-

Whooves: Not to mention...the EWF fans. They are the greatest supporters you could ask for! They will certainly do their best to guide Scootaloo through all the pain and misery she is currently going through. Unfortunately, Scootaloo's opponent pays these fans no mind…

*ALELAYIAH ALELAYIAH LALELAYIAH ALELAYIAH ah ah ahhhhhhh laleeeeeeeh* -the crowd begins mildly booing-

Haakim: وقالت إنها دمرت كل شيء في طريقها لكي مخلد ك الملكة ! و بمجرد أن يدنس تماما الطيور ضعيف مع قص الجناح ، وجميع لديها لا هدف الاختيار على الركوع قبل الكائن الأسمى اللامع و العبادة و شيك للاتحاد المصارعة الفروسية ، أميرة ! (She has destroyed all in her path in order to be immortalized as YOUR Queen! And once she fully desecrates the weak bird with the clipped wing, all will have no choice but to KNEEL before and WORSHIP the illustrious and eminent supreme being of the Equestrian Wrestling Federation, Amira!)

Crowd: GOO-GLE TRANS-LATE! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GOO-GLE TRANS-LATE! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* GOO-GLE TRANS-LATE! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Haakim's brow furrows in annoyance as Amira walks onto the stage, eyeing the throne next to her before beginning to walk down the ramp, Haakim not far behind-

Ahuizotl: Amira...the daughter of the fifth house of Paddle Arabia, flanked by her...associate, Haakim.

Whooves: I prefer to call him an accomplice…

Ahuizotl: You are correct, though. Amira not only ignores these fans, she looks DOWN on them. She's been a source of haughtiness since debuting on Sublime on February 2nd, and gaining victories over some of Sublime's best grapplers; Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and even Rainbow Dash herself hasn't helped with her attitude problem.

Whooves: She's quite familiar with being royalty as a Princess, but tonight, she looks to take it one step further by winning the Queen of the Scene tournament. Scootaloo couldn't have drawn a WORSE opponent here in the finals...Amira is known for her all-consuming, destructive style, and that will do her arm ZERO favors in this match.

Ahuizotl: You make a great point. Amira will go to ANY lengths it takes to become Queen, and that includes RIPPING that arm from her body and beating her unconscious with it...she might even proceed to offer it up as a sacrifice to Allah!

-Amira enters the ring and climbs onto the middle rope, holding her arms up and apart while looking up to the lights, taking in the boos of the crowd which surrounds her. She then spits out at the floor below and steps off the rope, moving to stand in the middle of the ring. She removes her extravagant ring gear and then takes off her ostentatious jewelry, handing it all to Haakim. Finally, she drops to her knees and holds her arms apart, looking up once again, this time with her eyes closed. She opens her eyes and rises to her feet, lastly taking off her Keffiyeh (Arabic headgear) and throwing it to Haakim as she glares intently at Scootaloo, who prepares herself for another hectic battle-

Match 10: Queen of the Scene, Final - Amira w/ Haakim vs Scootaloo

-4 minutes later-

-After a swift kick to the jaw of Amira, Scootaloo heads up to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off, attempting a Senton, but Amira counters with a Knee to the outer forearm, which causes Scootaloo to crumble to the canvas-

Whooves: Amira! An ingenious counter! You usually see an opponent send their knees into the opposition's stomach or abdomen, but Amira is well aware of the shape that Scootaloo's arm is in, so she used her knee to avoid that Senton!

Ahuizotl: All it took was the effort of moving her leg a few inches to the right, and Amira is suddenly in control of this career-making matchup, and Scootaloo's arm has been slightly more damaged...that all may change in a matter of minutes...slightly, could turn into CONSIDERABLY.

-6 minutes later-

-Going up top again as Amira is down proves costly yet again for Scootaloo, as Amira leaps to her feet and bashes Scootaloo off of the top turnbuckle with a wicked forearm-

Ahuizotl: And now Scootaloo falls out here in front of our table...she was struggling through the pain that lies within her arm, and that gave Amira enough time to get to her feet and BLAST her off of her pedestal with authority!

Whooves: Scootaloo normally gets the job done up there, but she's 0 for 2 thus far against Amira when it comes to flying, both gambles ending in disaster for her.

-Amira exits the ring and sets her sights on the announce table, tearing off the cover and flinging monitors away from the scene-

Ahuizotl: Things could be going from bad to worse for Scootaloo! Our table may not be as blessed as Burr Ito and Ta Quito's was earlier!

Whooves: It could be destroyed here very soon!

-Amira picks up Scootaloo by her hair and throws her onto the table. She then steps up there with her-

Whooves: Amira...could be looking for a Dust Devil...right here and now!

-Scootaloo fights out of the disastrous position with multiple punches to the head of Amira, but as she is punching, Amira grabs ahold of her bad arm and holds it out. Amira then jumps up and off the announce table, her feet landing on the ground, and Scootaloo's arm colliding onto the top of the announce table, the crowd OHHHHHH'ing loudly in response-

Ahuizotl: SCOOTALOO'S ARM! SCOOTALOO'S ARM CRASHING INTO OUR TABLE!

Whooves: WHAT VELOCITY! -Scootaloo lays atop the table, her mouth dropped as she struggles to recover while latching onto her injured arm- There's no give to these tables! They don't give a damn how nice of a person you are! If you come into contact with the base, it will show you NO MERCY!

-Amira rolls back into the ring, demanding that the referee begin his count, which he does-

Ahuizotl: Just like Amira is showing right now! If I'm Scootaloo, I think I'd rather have eaten a Dust Devil! At least that move doesn't focus on your arm! But that...that was NASTY!

-With the crowd behind her with chants of "SCOO-TA-LOO," the valiant fighter re-enters the ring at a count of 9, but this only opens her up to more of Amira's viciousness-

Whooves: Scootaloo remains in the tournament, but honestly, it would've been more to just stay outside the ring…

Ahuizotl: You know that Scootaloo doesn't care about what's "safe"! She's as reckless an individual you'll ever meet, but that DOESN'T make her an idiot! It makes her as tough as nails, and it HARDENS her, to the point where she can handle whatever it is that Amira wants to issue to her! She'll keep fighting even IF that arm is numbed to the point of uselessness!

-5 minutes later-

-Scootaloo, whose arm bandage is so torn up that all of it is basically dangling from her wrist, buys herself some time as Amira is recovering outside the ring near the stage. But anyone that knows Scootaloo is well aware that she doesn't like to wait around...she likes to come FULL THROTTLE at her opponent!-

Whooves: Scootaloo, breaking the count as she exits the ring…

-Scootaloo measures Amira, who isn't even in the same vicinity as her-

Ahuizotl: What is she planning?! Scootaloo and Amira are blocked off from each other by the edge of the ring! Why is the backing up?!

-Scootaloo runs ahead as Amira gets to her feet. She jumps up and grabs onto the bar that connects the turnbuckle to the ringpost with one hand, and the bottom rope with the other. Scootaloo uses this momentum to propel herself THROUGH the middle and bottom turnbuckles. Much to the audience's amazement, she caps off this unbelievable turn of events by grabbing onto Amira while she is soaring in the air and twisting her into a Tornado DDT!-

Whooves: SCOOTALOOOOO! WHAT DID WE JUST SEE?!

Ahuizotl: WE JUST SAW SOMETHING WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!

-The crowd roars in astonishment as Scootaloo climbs onto a nearby barricade, holding onto her busted up arm as the crowd revels in her extraordinary ability-

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Whooves: SCOOTALOO...WITH PERHAPS THE MOST INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF ATHLETICISM THAT I...THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Ahuizotl: I HAD NO CLUE WHAT SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT, BUT AFTER THAT...I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK PERIOD! WOW! WOOOOW!

Whooves: It's moments like those, that Scootaloo's small frame can be used to her benefit! She LAUNCHED herself through those turnbuckles with EASE, and delivered one of the most insane DDTs in the HISTORY of DDTs!

Ahuizotl: QUICK. Those who are manning the tech truck...REPLAY THAT, and reply it until you've run out of angles to replay it in!

-The tech guys do just that, showing us the magnificent DDT spot again and again-

Whooves: That will NEVER get boring to watch! That move right there is going to be apart of the highlight reels for YEARS to come!

-The crowd proves this by the fact that they are still chanting "THAT WAS AWE-SOME" nearly a minute later-

-3 minutes later-

-Amira is on the apron. She attempts to ram her shoulder into Scootaloo's ribs through the middle rope, but Scootaloo avoids it by moving to the side. Scootaloo then kicks Amira in the jaw as her head is peeking out through the middle rope-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo, using her educated feet to get the upperhand once again!

-Scootaloo then climbs to the top turnbuckle once again-

Whooves: I don't know if this is a good idea...gravity hasn't been very kind to Scootaloo tonight!

Ahuizotl: But look! Amira is tied up in the middle rope!

-Scootaloo's kick did a number on Amira as she is shown to be trying to remove herself from the middle rope, but failing miserably. She is basically sitting on the middle rope, with one arm dangling down to the mat, and the other clutching the top rope. Scootaloo dives off the top, her Senton SUCCESSFUL this time as she knocks both the air out of Amira's lungs, while also knocking her off of the middle rope at the same time!-

Whooves: Scootaloo! With a home run! The Senton hit that time!

-Scootaloo makes a frantic cover, as she hooks Amira's leg with her good arm-

Ahuizotl: THIS COULD BE IT!

*1…..2…-Amira barely gets her shoulder up-

Whooves: This match is going to continue! But that could be a turning point for Scootaloo!

-4 minutes later-

-Amira Irish Whips Scootaloo and bends over, wanting to Back Body Drop her as she rebounds off the ropes. But Scootaloo stops her own momentum, and sends another kick into Amira's jaw, promptly ending her bending-

Whooves: Another kick to Amira!

-Scootaloo runs behind Amira, but she doesn't realize that Amira has quickly recovered from the kick, and is running slightly behind her. Scootaloo jumps onto the middle rope, and is seconds away from springboarding off of it, but Amira has other ideas, as she also jumps onto the middle rope-

Ahuizotl: OH MY! SCOOTALOO'S GOT COMPANY!

-Amira wraps an arm around Scootaloo's neck and forces both of them off of the middle rope and crashing down onto the mat with hellacious force, the crowd cheering in shock-

Whooves: DOWN THEY GO! A NECKBREAKER TO SCOOTALOO!

Ahuizotl: To be more accurate, it was more like a Russian Leg Sweep, just WITHOUT the Leg Sweep!

Whooves: Regardless of what it was, it was a FANTASTIC way to shield herself from whatever Scootaloo may have been going for!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-Just as soon as the crowd begins chanting, Amira has gotten up to her feet, and she stomps into the small of Scootaloo's back-

Ahuizotl: Oh no! This is NOT awesome!

Whooves: At least for Scootaloo it isn't! She's about to be locked in the dreaded Camel Clutch! The move that Amira beat Night Glider with earlier tonight, as well as SO many others in the past!

-Amira has her arms wrapped around both of Scootaloo's arms, about to fully lock in the Camel Clutch, but Scootaloo escapes it, sliding behind Amira-

Ahuizotl: SCOOTALOO! SCOOTALOO BREAKS FREE!

-Scootaloo trips Amira onto the mat by grabbing both of her legs, and wastes no time in locking in her signature Bow & Arrow-

Whooves: BOW AND ARROW! BOW AND ARROW! Scootaloo, with a submission of her own!

-The crowd yells in anticipation as Scootaloo wrenches in the hold further-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo has utilized this effective hold in the past, but I don't believe she has EVER won with it!

-Haakim begins shouting in Arabic as Amira tries to reach the ropes, but realizes she is just a little too far away-

Whooves: I DON'T THINK AMIRA CAN MAKE IT! SCOOTALOO'S GOT IT CINCHED IN DEEP!

Crowd: TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!

-With nowhere to go and no way to escape, after a little less than 30 seconds, Amira solemnly and sluggishly taps her hand against her chin, the crowd rejoicing in delight as the referee calls for the bell-

Ahuizotl: AMIRA TAPS OUT! AMIRA TAPS OUT! -Scootaloo releases the hold and immediately brings her hands to her forehead as she lays on the mat in shock-

Whooves: THE ARM HELD UP! AND NOW SCOOTALOO GETS TO HAVE HER ARM HELD UP IN A DIFFERENT WAY!

Madden: Here is YOOOOOUUUUUUR WINNEEEEEERRRRRRR..AAAAAAND..THE TWOOOO THOUSAAAAND..FOURTEEEEEEN QUEEEEEEEEEEN..OF THE SCEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEE..SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Scootaloo rises to her feet, but perhaps a little too quickly, as she soon finds herself collapsing into the middle rope, her chest heaving at an unbelievable speed-

Ahuizotl: YOU TALK ABOUT A CAREER MAKING NIGHT! THAT YOUNG WOMAN RIGHT THERE, SCOOTALOO, JUST CARVED HER NAME INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS!

Whooves: Career making is an UNDERSTATEMENT to the HIGHEST DEGREE! We're talking about TWO...TWO COURAGEOUS performances in one night! Scootaloo came into The Royal Rumble with a banged up arm, but she didn't need it! She got through this tournament by showing EVERYONE the guts, the heart, and the determination that it takes to get through even the BIGGEST of disadvantages! With all of those qualities, and the fans backing her up from start to finish, Scootaloo was able to not only survive the grind of this tournament, but to CONQUER it!

-Scootaloo finally gets up again, stumbling backwards into the referee's arms. Though she is in pain, she chuckles as the referee grins at her, setting her back up on her feet and raising her arm triumphantly, with the crowd joining her in this celebration of epic proportions-

Ahuizotl: Even with the sweet, SWEET taste of victory in her mouth, her arm is still hurting like hell...but she can hold her head up high, knowing that tonight, at the first annual Royal Rumble, that SHE did the UNTHINKABLE! Her performances tonight...will be remembered for years and YEARS to come! Turf and Silver Spoon initiated the injury, Adagio Dazzle, Cadance, and Amira exploited it...but even through all the torment, all the suffering, Scootaloo rose above any doubts that may have been had! 16 tenacious women sent out to become the Queen of the Scene, but in the end, the one with the BIGGEST heart, the one with the the MOST to prove, the one with the GREATEST resiliency...came out on top!

-Scootaloo gradually makes her way up the ramp, slapping hands with EVERY fan she comes across-

Whooves: Well said, my friend...my DEEPEST, and most SINCERE congratulations are in order, to the very FIRST Queen of the Scene...Queen Scootaloo! She will face Sunset Shimmer, next month, for the Eternal Women's Championship!

Ahuizotl: And that's a match that could change the foundation of the EWF, but for now, Scootaloo can hopefully get that arm healed up, so she can be as close to 100 percent as possible in time for the title match.

Crowd: LONG-LIVE-THE-QUEEN! LONG-LIVE-THE-QUEEN! LONG-LIVE-THE-QUEEN! LONG-LIVE-THE-QUEEN! LONG-LIVE-THE-QUEEN!

-As Scootaloo takes another look at the throne that is now hers, a beloved figure enters the arena-

Whooves: There's the chairman of the EWF, Mr. Rich!

-Mr. Rich grins largely at Scootaloo, and puts an arm around her shoulder. He then asks her to stand next to him, before gesturing to the back. The new King, Blueblood enters from the back, standing on the other side of Mr. Rich. The crowd doesn't even bother to boo him, as they are too busy cheering both Mr. Rich and Scootaloo-

Ahuizotl: This is a sight to behold! The King, The Queen, and THE BOSS, all on the same stage at once!

-Mr. Rich turns to his right, and shakes Blueblood's hand, and then turns to his left, and does the same to Scootaloo. He then holds both of their arms in the air at once, the crowd continuing to cheer. Blueblood smirks smugly at the gesture, while Scootaloo's eyes shine brightly, tears glistening on the corners-

Whooves: Aww...Scootaloo is on the verge of tears...while Blueblood is...well, Blueblood.

Ahuizotl: Our King and Queen certainly contradict each other...

-Mr. Rich then directs the new King and Queen to their respective thrones before leaving the stage. Blueblood wastes no time in taking a seat, admiring the soft material which cushions his rump quite nicely. Scootaloo is a bit more hesitant to sit down, but she soon does, and begins mocking all of the pompous Queens of old by performing that ridiculous wave that they tend to do. The crowd eats it up, and begins cheering once more-

Whooves: I'm looking forward to seeing where the EWF's new royalty goes from here!

Madden: Ladieeees, and gentlemeeeen...I now present to youuuu...yoooour 2014, King of the Riiiiiiing, aaaand Queeeeen of the Sceeeene...Kiiiiing Blueblooooood! -the crowd boos as Blueblood rises from his throne, taking his first royal bow- Aaaaand Queeeeeen Scootalooooo! -the tides change quickly, as the crowd suddenly shifts into massive cheers, as Scootaloo gets off of her throne, looking around at the fans with a gleeful smile on her face-

Ahuizotl: The King and Queen are NOT allowed to hold their scepter, or put on their crown or robe. This was just a small sample of the coronations that will take place this Monday and Friday, where all the remaining pieces of the puzzle will be put together.

Whooves: Until then, congratulations to our King and Queen!

-We cut to the office of general manager Luna, as every participant of her team is scattered throughout the room. The Sword makes sure to stay farthest away from everyone else, brooding in their own bubble-

Sunset: -her arms crossed- This night has sure been shit so far….

Nyeker: Watch your verbiage, young lady! We don't need that kind of vulgar dialect in this crucial gathering!

Turf: Pull that yardstick out of your ass, you pussy!

Nyeker: I ASSURE you that my stick of measuring is NOT buried deep within my derriere, but if you persist with your incessant imprecating, than I will be compelled to abolish your obscenities!

Turf: Obscenities? Oh, you mean DICK, SHIT, CUM, VAGINA, ASSHOLE, TIT, BITCH, NIGGER-oh, and my personal favorite, NUT GOBBLER?

Nyeker: Yes! All of those! Stop at ONCE you derelict!

Turf: QUEEF QUEEF QUEEF DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE!

-Turf continues to curse, as Nyeker has his hands blocking the devilish words from entering his virgin ears. He is confident in this method until Turf gets louder and louder, causing him to belt out an eardrum-shattering scream in retaliation-

Cadance: Ugh, our team is made up of a bunch of mutants….

Shining: Yeah...but at least the hottest threesome in the EWF is here to lead these bozos to victory. -he smirks-

Sunset: Awww, Shiiiiinyyyy~ if only our greatness would rub off on them…-she sticks her hand down into the pants of Shining, causing him to let off a moan as he feels up Cadance's breasts-

Nyeker: -stepping into the front of the room, glaring down at the three sex-fueled maniacs- THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! -he scans the room, looking down at all of his teammates but Dawson and Kendrick- ALL OF YOU PATHETIC DEVIANTS ARE WASTING PRECIOUS STRATEGIZING TIME! We are mere MINUTES away from stepping into combat!

Sunset: Why the hell are YOU lecturing us? You're not even a part of the team…

Kendrick: Mr. Nyeker is the most pivotal part of this squad! You should consider yourselves LUCKY that he is bestowing his expertise in foresight upon you all!

Nyeker: Thank you, Xavier. The boy is most certainly astute in his observation! I may not be competing in the match itself, but to say I am not serving as an active member of Team Luna is PROPESTOROUS on your end! My intuition, my cerebral instincts are what will lead this team to triumph!

Silver Spoon: Is that the way you see it? Because to me, and it looks like everyone else, you're a headache, if anything…-much of the team murmurs in agreement-

Nyeker: SILENCE! YOU'RE NOT BEING TEAM PLAYERS! My men, Dawson and Kendrick, were once nothing more than prancing ninnies. But ever since I opted to instruct them, they have become UNSTOPPABLE! You all should follow their lead! Accept me as your leader, and Team Rich will fall-

Luna: Bill, I appreciate the effort, but I think we can all agree that nobody on Team Luna is in the mood to be led anytime soon.

Nyeker: Yes, ma'am. I understand…-he sits down-

Luna: I DO consider you a valid member of Team Luna, however; a very important one at that.

Nyeker: Thank you for the inclusion, ma'am.

Luna: -she nods- I understand that there are many volatile elements on my team, and when you try to contain such a large number of fiery personalities in one room, tempers flare, and threats are made. I understand many of you don't care for each other, and you're all here for different reasons: Dwight, Xavier...you want to make Bill proud. -the two students nod- Turf, Silver Spoon...you want an excuse to tear Diamond Tiara apart.

Turf: -shrugs- Yeah, pretty much.

Luna: Beth, Rosely, Diane...you want to show the entire EWF, and all of its fans that they should BELIEVE in The Sword. Sunset...you want to remain on top.

Sunset: More than anything…-she grips her title against her chest-

Luna: Cadance, Shining Armor...you want to get to the next level.

Shining: You're damn right!

Luna: Snips, Snails...you just want to prove yourselves.

Snails: Huh-huh, YEAAAAAH! We can be more than just footsoldiers!

Snips: Yeah! We can be our own ARMY! -most of their teammates snicker under their breath-

Luna: And me? I want to be the one with ALL the power! And that's where this all ties in...no matter why you may be here, you can all agree on ONE thing: Power...is ULTIMATE. And if you have, power...you cannot be stopped. I know that you all want power just as much as I do, and if we win...that, is what we will get! We don't have to like each other, not even one bit...so long as we are on the same page.

Shining: We can get behind that, Luna.

Luna: I know you can, because, if you don't...we will lose. And, if we lose...we get nothing. No power at all to call our own. I realize tonight has not been a good night. Cadance...you didn't get to be Queen, and Shining...you didn't get to be King. Sunset...you and Cadance were not able to coax Neon Lights and DJ Z to leave Team Rich, but in the end...none of that will matter, for we can turn everything around with just ONE win. We do not need to strategize anymore, for I know that Team Luna will be victorious. Those on Team Rich are not willing to do whatever it takes, and in the end, they will have no choice but to give us ALL of the power we desire!

-The members of The Sword finally rise to their feet, standing in front of Luna's desk-

Luna: Girls? Do you have something you'd like to add before we have to travel to the ring?

Drollins: Yeah...just one thing…

Reigns: Stay out of our way, and tonight will go swimmingly.

Ditzbrose: ….What she said! -she points at Rosely, before the three kevlar-clad mercenaries exit the room. All the rest of Team Luna slowly files out, prepared to take the power that they crave by FORCE!-

-We then are led into the office of Mr. Rich, as his team is, unlike Team Luna, all showing solidarity by sitting together. Even Mr. Rich is sitting between everyone, and not at his desk like Luna-

Mr. Rich: I'm sure that this night didn't quite go the way some of you thought it would…

Vultarian: That's an understatement. But me and Overdrive won't let the fact that our opportunity to be Champions has slipped away from us deter us from our MAIN goal.

Overdrive: -he shakes his head- Absolutely not. The titles can come at a later time, but our focus is on driving Luna and her cronies out of power!

-All of Team Rich cheers in agreement-

Mr. Rich: Excellent! This is one of the many reasons I chose you all to be on my team. You all've got your head on straight, and you're not making any excuses, even though it hasn't been easy to get to this point.

Neon: Hell nah! What'll whining do? I mean, yeah, I was looking forward to being crowned King and all that, but things can't always go your way. The way I see it, I got further in that tournament that any other dude on Lunacy, so I can take pride in that. I'm just gonna put my best foot forward, and make sure I don't fall short of anything else.

Rainbow: Dude, I don't see how anyone could call the night YOU'VE had a fail! Two sweet performances in your matches!

Rarity: And to top it all off, you even gave those DISGUSTING harlots a taste of their own VILE medicine! BLEH.

Flash: -he chuckles loudly- Ah jeez...smooth moves, brother! -he fist bumps Neon before leaning back in his chair, crossing his denim-covered legs- I've never seen something so poetic!

Lightning: You're not worried about catching anything, though? Those two are walking diseases in every way.

Neon: Naaaahhh. Flash seems to be well-endowed, even though he's shared a bed with Sunslut.

Flash: Heh, more than just a bed...we've done the deed in some of the grimiest places you could imagine, but I'm clean as a whistle.

Neon: It was my pleasure to mystify those mamacitas. And I'd be more than happy to do it again if those bimbos make the mistake of trying to get me to bail out of something as important as Championship opportunities and high profile tag team matches.

Twilight: You may not have secured the Combo of Carnage titles, Vultarian and Overdrive, and Neon, you may have come JUST short in the King of the Ring, but Team Luna's night, as a whole, has had a less desirable outcome.

Rarity: And it is about to get ABUNDANTLY worse once we THRASH them!

Diamond: -she nods her head- I just need to ask one thing. Twist...why did you decide to join us?

-Twist, who may be sitting with all of her teammates, has kept to herself throughout the entire meeting. She looks up at Diamond-

Twist: It's simple, really...if I am to savor even the smallest amount of omnipotence, I am frightened that I will lust for more, and more, and MORE, and my soul will turn pitch black, altering my entire being to where I feel incomplete without a sufficient amount of power to claim as my own. I may have a demon that roams inside me, but Finnette is not like the demons that inhabit those of Team Luna. I do not want to be host of THOSE demons, for I am certain that they will take over my subconscious, and force me to become a slave to desires that I do not wish to exhibit. To be frank...I am not strong enough to resist the forces of darkness, if they so latch onto me. That is why I am siding with you all, for I can tell that you are the key to banishing the darkness. All of you give off strong, positive vibes. Every one of you has shown to be kindhearted, eager to dismiss the powers that be. I admire that, and I simply wanted to join the fight. I want to aid you all in spreading light across all of the EWF. I know this is where I belong.

Twilight: -smiling- Wow...that's a very well-rounded explanation, Twist. We're glad you've decided to join us!

Rarity: Absolutely! But don't be so hard on yourself, darling. You ARE strong! You've rejected all the temptation to give in to power thus far, haven't you?

Twist: You are correct. -she nods- I REFUSE to be a PAWN in Luna's twisted schemes!

Rainbow: You and us BOTH, sister.

Mr. Rich: I must admit that I have just ONE concern, and that's your leg, Rainbow…

Rainbow: My leg? Sir, I appreciate the concern, but I am the World Fighter's Champion. That means I FIGHT, NO MATTER the situation! Whatever the other team plans to do to me won't keep me down. I'll keep getting right back up!

Mr. Rich: I'm very glad to hear that. Resolve like that is what we'll need if we want to pull out ahead. However, just to be safe, I'd like you to battle with caution out there. Try to fight the urge to get into the ring unless it is an absolute MUST.

Rainbow: -frowning in displeasure- Alriiiiiiiight...

Mr. Rich: I'm glad that you're all here. The time is soon coming to an end. We must make our way to the ring very shortly. But before we go, I need you all to know that, win or lose, I am proud of you all for standing up for the greater good of my company.

Rainbow: Don't mention it, Mr. Rich! But don't fret, because we CAN'T lose! There's NO WAY. And it's not just because we're all super talented athletes-which is TRUE, but that's not the real reason why we've got victory in the bag...we've got something that Team Luna thinks is WORTHLESS, but they're WRONG! I'm talking about friendship.

DJ Z: Hear, hear!

Rainbow: Look around this room...we're each different from the other, but what brings us together is that we all have an everlasting bond that can't be broken! The members of Team Luna only hang around each other to have sex and to come up with ways to make everyone else miserable. If they were offered even MORE power than they had, they would stab all the others on that team to get it! We're not in this for our own personal benefit. We're in this...for EACH OTHER.

Rarity: Well said, Rainbow, dear!

DJ Z: We may as well call this Team FRIENDSHIP, yo!

Rainbow: That's….uhhhh….

Rarity: I would be all for it! If it weren't so...tacky.

DJ Z: Well damn…-he sinks back into his seat- Go back to what you were saying, Rainbro.

-Before Rainbow can talk, Berry Punch walks into the room, carrying about 20 pounds of beer in multiple crates-

Neon: Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes!

Berry: Sorry I'm late for the meeting.

Lightning: I can imagine the answer to what I'm thinking, but I'm going to ask it anyway...what in the HELL is all that beer for?

Berry: Yeah, it should be pretty obvious, but I'll answer your question regardless. When we beat Team Luna, all of you are gonna help me put this here alcohol to good use!

Twilight: I couldn't think of a more appropriate occasion to celebrate. -most of her teammates nod- Now you may continue, Rainbow.

Rainbow: -she nods- Those jerks don't give a damn about the harmony we share! They are going to turn us against each other if given the chance! That's why we need to STRIP THEM of all their power, so our friendships may FLOURISH! -Team Rich cheers in agreement, as Rainbow smirks, happy that her speech went over so well- I'm not really the best with words, so I'm not sure how to close that out...but I won't let it end it without a proper ending. I'd like your help to cap this off, Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: -she lightly gasps, as she looks up at Rainbow- Me?

Rainbow: -she nods- Yup! You're perfect for what I have in mind. The time for talking is OVER, and all I need to drive my point home is for you to respond to the following question with one single, quintessential word. -she winks- I think you know which word I'm talking about.

-Fluttershy ponders this for a moment, before she giggles, looking back up at Rainbow and nodding-

Rainbow: Alright then...is Team Luna's empire going to CRUMBLE to the power that is FAR superior to hers...the Power of Positivity?!

Fluttershy: -jumps out of her seat, throwing her index fingers into the air- Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! -she suddenly stops- I'm...I'm sorry if I'm not loud enough...this level of volume makes me more comfortable.

Rainbow: No, you're fine! That's all we need. Keep it going, and the rest of us will follow your lead.

Fluttershy: Okay! Everybody ready? -she looks behind her, seeing nods and thumbs up from her partners- Okay...here we go. Yay! -the rest of Team Rich jut their index fingers into the air, and chant along with Fluttershy, albeit much louder than her, as she leads her teammates out of the door. Even Mr. Rich allows himself to be in sync with his team-

Rainbow: Yay! Yay! Yay! -she's about to leave the room, when an arm grabs onto her- Y-she turns around to be met with Lightning Dust, making them the only two members still in the room- Lightning? What's going on?

Lightning: Before we go out there...I just need to say something…

Rainbow: -she puts her arms at her hips as Lightning releases the arm she once had a hold of-

Lightning: Nobody is more thrilled than I am that you joined the team. -she smiles at her friend from the past- I know that...we haven't always gotten along, and that's mostly my fault...but that's all in the past!

Rainbow: -her mouth changes from the shape of an "O" after being surprised by Lightning's words, to a tender smile- Yeah...let's put those cans of worms behind us. I'm overjoyed that we'll get to be on the same team again.

Lightning: Me too...more than you could ever know! -she wipes a small tear from her eye with her arm- It's been a while...a LONG while…

Rainbow: It sure has…-the two share another warm hug- We haven't been together since the soccer days…

Lightning: I HATED those days, Dash...I was such a bitch…

Rainbow: Hey...what did I just say? There's no need to relive those times. I had always forgiven you.

Lightning: Th-...thank you…-she can't help but allow more tears to fall from her eyelids-

Rainbow: Come on now...you know how much I...hate crying…-it takes all of her might to keep any tears from producing. The two friends share an affectionate laugh, accompanied by some sniffles- This time...it'll be different. I know how it made you feel to be benched EVERY game, and I don't blame you…

Lightning: It was the worse feeling in the world...it made me feel so useless…

Rainbow: I always valued you as a member of the team, and...more importantly...as my FRIEND. That will never change, Lightning…

Lightning: -she nods- At least NOW it won't...I promise. I'm going to watch your back out there, okay?

Rainbow: So will I! We've never really got to compete as a team before, but now that we're together, we're gonna be UNSTOPPABLE!

Lightning: I'm going to quit my crying now so we can meet the rest of our team...by the end of the night, the only people that'll be crying is Team Luna after we squash them!

Rainbow: Hell yes! LD and RD are BACK, Jack! Let's kick some tail, LD!

Lightning: I'm with ya, RD! -the two walk out of the room side by side, their final interactions bringing us back to the ring. The crowd is already booing as a familiar figure appears on the stage-

Ahuizotl: Oh great...it's been awhile since we've seen this puppet…

-Mr. Swirlinaitis grins at the crowd, holding a mic up to his mouth-

Swirlinaitis: My name...is Mr. Star Swirlinaitis…-the boos get louder and louder as he continues to talk- After taking a leave of absence from Lunacy, on account of taking part in important business ventures, I am here tonight, at The Royal Rumble, to cheer on the greatest team EVER assembled in professional wrestling! I would like to introduce you to the fearless men and women, who in the coming years, will make Monday Night Lunacy THE premiere brand in the EWF!

*Only perfection around…* -the boos heighten, as members of Team Luna begin to walk out from the back. Naturally, the members of The Sword prefer to scale down the aisleway of the crowd-

Swirlinaitis: Accompanied by their teacher, Mr. Bill Nyeker, we have Xavier Kendrick, and Dwight Dawson! -a substantial amount of boos follows as Bill Nyeker leads his pupils to the ring, smacking his yardstick against his palm- Turf! Silver Spoon! -the two BFFs walk out together-

Turf: LISTEN UP, YOU PUBE-SNORTERS! I'M ABOUT TO MAKE ALL OF TEAM RICH MY BITCH!

Silver Spoon: Haha! Team Bitch! That's HILAAAARIOOOOUS.

Swirlinaitis: Beth Drollins! Rosely Reigns! And Diane Ditzbrose...THE SWORD! -the crowd chastises the kevlar-clad assassins as they make their way down the stairs- Snips! And Snails...SLIME! -The lanky and plump dunderheads practically slither down the ramp- Shining Armor! -the boos get louder now as the douchier members of Team Luna are starting to be announced- Cadance! -the pink practicer of perversion walks down the ramp, smirking and holding her arms out, enjoying the hatred that is seeping out of the crowd- The Eternal Women's Champion, Sunset Shimmer! -the rage of the capacity audience is now at a high severity rate as the shameful and sultry Sunset marches down the ramp, her shiny title hugging her waist- Finally...the woman who has made this ALL possible, and the soon-to-be SOLE Authority on Lunacy...General Manager LUNA! -None incite the hatred of the EWF fans more than Luna, as she prevails from the backstage area, dressed in combat wear for the first time, unlike her usual business-wear (I am awful at describing clothes.) She shakes Mr. Swirlinaitis' hand, thanking him for the rousing introduction- This...is TEAM LUNA! -the two make their way down the ramp in order to meet up with their team, that are already gathered in the ring-

Whooves: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that snake Swirlinaitis being out here…

Ahuizotl: Neither am I...it makes me uneasy...but we know that Mr. Rich will also be at ringside, so if he tries anything, we will need to start calling him Mr. Swirli-NIGHT-NIGHTis!

Whooves: I wouldn't mind seeing him go "night-night."

-Luna stands in the middle of her esteemed group, while Swirlinaitis applauds them on the outside-

Ahuizotl: I must say...this is one intimidating squad we've got in front of us. We've got the brawn of Dwight Dawson and Rosely Reigns, the unpredictability of Turf and Diane Ditzbrose, the quickness of Xavier Kendrick and Beth Drollins, the synergy of Snips and Snails, the craftiness of Sunset, Cadance, and Shining Armor, and Silver Spoon and Luna make up the wildcards for Team Luna.

Whooves: But let's be reasonable here...they all have their qualities, but there are a lot of...well, cowards that make up Team Luna. The great thing about this match is, none of them can run away. Getting counting out or disqualified only puts your team at a greater disadvantage.

Ahuizotl: That it does. And none of them can pull any funny stuff, because there are so many other factors around the ring that will stop them in an instant.

-Cheers return to the Symposium as Mr. Rich walks out onto the stage, waving at the crowd-

Mr. Rich: Hello everyone.

Crowd: FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH! FIL-THY RICH!

Mr. Rich: -smiling largely- I'm flattered by that, thank you...but it's not ME you should be cheering for...no, no...that distinction should go to those who make up MY team! -the crowd cheers- Mr. Nyeker, I'm going to borrow a term from your former line of work...ladies and gentlemen...it's time for a roll call! -there are more cheers as Mr. Rich's theme song begins playing- Introducing first...Overdrive! Vultarian! The Cybernetic Scavengers! -the newly-dubbed team gets a warm reception as they make their way down to the ring, ready for their second match of the evening- Neon Lights! And DJ Z! -there is a little bit more glee flowing through the arena as the Duo of DJs fistbumps on the top of the stage before making their way down to the ring. Much of the crowd mimics DJ Z as they do their best air horn impression-

DJ Z: Make some noise for Team Rich! BERPBERPBERPBEEEEERRRRRRRRP!

Mr. Rich: Rarity! -the cheers continue as the fabulous fashionista travels down the ramp, kissing one lucky little boy's cheek on her way down- Berry Punch! -the cheers go up to another octave as the beer-swilling brawler steps down the ramp, bobbing her head vigorously- Flash Sentry! -the cheers keep up at that same level as Flash Sentry makes his way down the ramp, punching both sides of his chin and then punching at the air-

Flash: That's for you, Shining! I'm gonna bust your chin WIIIIIDE open! -Team Luna is still standing tall in the ring, but it is noticeable that Shining Armor has stepped back a few steps- The Crater Chick Champion, Diamond Tiara! -Diamond hugs her father and kisses him on the cheek. When she turns towards the ring, her smile fades as she locks eyes with Turf, and then Silver Spoon- Twilight Sparkle! -the most well-read member of Team Rich is well-received by the EWF faithful as she nods at Mr. Rich, a competitive smirk on her face- Twist! -the cheers are nearly booming at this point. Although Twist may not being getting her own solo entrance tonight, she still incorporates parts of it into this miniature one. As she throws her arms up and looks to the sky, the crowd does the same. Twist turns around and walks backwards like a fairy before turning around and doing the same motion again. She squats down by the steps and eyes all of Team Luna, waiting in the shadows as Mr. Rich continues to name off his team members-

Mr. Rich: The Chick Combo Champions, Lightning Dust! And Fluttershy! -the cheers are now replaced by thunderous shouts of "YAY" as Fluttershy jumps down the ring, performing her signature chant in sync with the crowd- And finally...the World Fighter's Champion...Rainbow Dash! -the representative of Sublime gets the ovation she so richly deserves, as she slaps hands with all the fans she encounters-

Crowd: RAIN-BOW DASH! RAIN-BOW DASH! RAIN-BOW DASH! RAIN-BOW DASH! RAIN-BOW DASH! RAIN-BOW DASH! RAIN-BOW DASH! RAIN-BOW DASH! RAIN-BOW DASH! -The Champion bobs her head with the tune of the chant, as she and her partners begin to fill the ring-

Mr. Rich: This...is Team Rich. And there's no chance in HELL that you'll beat them! -the crowd roars in elation at the declaration, as Mr. Rich begins to make his way down to ringside-

Whooves: I've been able to witness Rainbow Dash approach the ring here in the Sublime Symposium again and again, but I don't think I've EVER heard a reception for her like that one! This is truly MAGICAL!

Ahuizotl: Not only are Sublime fans in attendance, but Lunacy ones as well, and they regard Rainbow Dash as one of the top athletes in all of the EWF. The same goes for many other members of Team Rich.

Whooves: You can't argue with that. Team Luna has a lot to show for, but I truly believe that Team Rich is the more imposing unit standing in the ring right now. Their lineup is, pardon the pun, RICH in skill and potential!

Ahuizotl: And they have a few advantages that Team Luna doesn't. For one, the Championship advantage. Team Rich has 4; Fluttershy, Lightning Dust, Diamond Tiara, and Rainbow Dash. Team Luna has Sunset Shimmer as its lone title holder. We must also take into account that Team Rich only has 3 tag teams on its side, while Team Luna has a total of 4. You would think that would give them a teamwork advantage.

Whooves: Another great point. But Team Rich has something that TRUMPS whatever Team Luna brings to the table...they're all friends. They're not at each other's throats like we saw earlier with the other team.

Ahuizotl: Team Luna is fueled by the prospect of ultimate power, while Team Rich isn't looking out for just themselves. They will attempt to take any power Team Luna may attain AWAY for good.

Whooves: Team Rich consists of the high flying prowess of Vultarian, Lightning Dust, Rainbow Dash, DJ Z, Flash Sentry, and even the largest member of their team, Overdrive is known for doing some incredible things. Overdrive also gives his team the gift of freakish power. Rarity and Twilight are known for their mastery of the technical arts. Twist is able to channel her inner demon, Finnette Balor on a whim if she is in danger. Fluttershy can change the tide of a match at any time. Berry Punch can brawl with the best of them. Neon Lights is pretty much a merger between everything else. Diamond Tiara's finishing move, The Diamond Cutter, gives her team the element of surprise, as it can be hit from literally ANY position. Lastly, going back to Flash Sentry...he just simply doesn't care. Reckless Abandonment is all that needs to be said in order to describe his approach to the ring.

Ahuizotl: A ton of high flyers, but expect them to wrestle a different style in order to catch Team Luna off guard.

-All the members of Team Luna and Team Rich meet in the middle of the ring, every single one of them looking their rivals in the eyes-

Whooves: This is a standoff if I've ever seen one….

-The referee for this contest suddenly gets in between the two catastrophic clans, forcing them to step back a bit-

Referee: Hey, I don't care what happens once I ring the bell, but until then, I'm not letting this thing break down. One member of each team is all that is allowed in the ring. Understood?

-Disgruntledly, both teams break up and leave the ring, all but 2 needing to stand on their respective side of the ring-

Ahuizotl: Referee Tony Tappins, laying down the law before this match can turn into complete anarchy without it even beginning.

-Twilight opts to be the one to start off the match, but she is stunned to find that Luna is standing across from her. Some of the crowd even OHHHHHs in response-

Whooves: Luna?! This...this is a surprise to me!

Ahuizotl: She's been saying ever since this match was announced that she has been training extensively. I guess she wants to show the world how much she's prepared for tonight.

Whooves: I'll admit, she looks to be in great physical condition...but regardless, she is NOT a professional athlete like Twilight is. This will be her first ever contest.

Ahuizotl: Luna was originally going to be facing Twilight one-on-one at this event, but the stakes have been raised TEN-FOLD now that 24 other wrestlers have stepped up to form these teams. This is going to be an interesting start to this match, as Twilight was the very first recipient of Luna's power-hungry motives.

Whooves: Luna tried to turn all of the fans on Twilight. She wanted her to represent Lunacy as its Champion, but Twilight wasn't a fan of the way everything was going down, so she began to fight against Luna. Five months later, their conflict could very well end here if Team Rich can defeat the Unholy Alliance in front of them!

Ahuizotl: It has come down to this...the biggest main event, let alone the biggest MATCH, in the history of the EWF. A 26 person, Intergender Tag Team Match. You can be eliminated by pinfall, submission, countout, or disqualification. It's a War of Attrition, for full control...of Monday Night Lunacy.

Whooves: Either Luna remains the General Manager, or Mr. Rich loses control of one of his precious brands. This Shodown of Seismic proportions...begins NOW.

Main Event: Team Luna - Dwight Dawson, Xavier Kendrick, Turf, Silver Spoon, Snips, Snails, Sunset Shimmer, Cadance, Shining Armor, Luna, Beth Drollins, Rosely Reigns, & Diane Ditzbrose

VS

Team Rich - Twilight Sparkle, Lightning Dust, Fluttershy, Rarity, Diamond Tiara, Rainbow Dash, Flash Sentry, Overdrive, Vultarian, Berry Punch, Neon Lights, DJ Z, & Twist

-The match starts off with Luna wasting no time in locking up with Twilight and backing her up into a corner-

Ahuizotl: Jeez...Luna comes right out of the gate with control over Twilight.

Ref: Get her out of the corner, Luna! 1! 2! 3! 4! -The referee pushes Luna away from the corner. Luna puts her hands up as she is being pushed away, before she connects with a jab onto Twilight's jaw-

Whooves: -as the crowd boos- She wasn't even out of the corner yet!

Ahuizotl: And the trickery begins…

-3 minutes later-

-Twilight has been unable to garner much offense against Luna thus far. She is currently in a seated position on the mat, with Luna holding onto both of her arms and bending them behind her back. Speaking of her back, Luna also is putting immense pressure onto Twilight's back with her foot-

Ahuizotl: I have been very impressed by the way Luna has kept a former Champion in Twilight grounded!

Whooves: It has been quite the shocker to all of us. I suppose she really HAS been training!

-Every once in awhile, Twilight groans in agony as Luna pulls on her arms with a sadistic grin on her face. Before long, Luna releases the hold, and steps back as Twilight continues to sit on the mat, trying to get feeling back into her arms by moving them around. A few seconds later, Luna jumps, somersaulting over Twilight's body and grabbing her head as she does so. As she lands on the mat, Twilight's head is snapped forward, creating grueling pain-

Ahuizotl: Even some agility is being put on display by the GM!

-Luna gets to her feet and takes a bow. The crowd boos while Sunset, Cadance, Shining, and Swirlinaitis applaud wildly. Luna then walks back over to Twilight and places her boot on top of her head and begins to step down-

Whooves: Of course, she can't help but gloat about the fact that she's doing so well…

Ahuizotl: It really deflates your will to praise her…

-6 minutes later-

-Twilight, still in the ring, continues to be picked apart by Team Luna. Diane Ditzbrose is currently getting a chance to punish her, as she has Twilight pinned up against the ropes. Ditzbrose grabs Twilight's arms and places them over the top rope, and then proceeds to blind her with a series of jabs and chops-

Ahuizotl: Both Twilight's face and chest are being lit up at once.

-Ditzbrose runs off the ropes, Twilight removing herself from her rope prison while she is doing so. As Ditzbrose approaches her, Twilight throws her up into the air and onto the top rope, neck-first-

Whooves: Ditzbrose just had her throat crushed! This is Twilight's chance to make it to one of her many partners!

-5 minutes later-

-Overdrive, who was just able to knock Dwight Dawson to the mat, tags in Vultarian-

Whooves: And here comes the Bird of Prey, looking to make his mark on this pay per view after failing to capture the Combo of Carnage titles.

-Overdrive leans down, Vultarian stepping onto his shoulders. Overdrive then rises to his feet, with his partner standing atop his firm shoulders-

Ahuizotl: Overdrive is being used as a ladder, of sorts!

-Vultarian is just about to leap off of his partner, when Xavier Kendrick enters the ring and, while the two are occupied with Dawson, he knocks his feet into Overdrive's chest with a front Dropkick, which sends Overdrive falling to the mat, and his unfortunate partner plunging down into the mat-

Whooves: OH NO! VULTARIAN JUST FELL 11 FEET FROM THE AIR!

-The crowd boos as Kendrick scurries out of the ring, being patted on the back by Bill Nyeker as he makes his way around the ring-

Ahuizotl: Xavier Kendrick may have just saved his tag team partner from elimination! He certainly learned that from the wile Bill Nyeker...

-Dawson gets to her feet, glaring down menacingly at Vultarian. He lifts the much smaller man up and picks him up off of the ground, locking in the Sleeping in Class-

Whooves: Vultarian's been caught Sleeping in Class! The mammoth Dwight Dawson used this submission hold in this very arena just a few weeks ago, and he could claim another victim from it!

Ahuizotl: Ironically, it was in a match WITH Vultarian that Dawson debuted this move! Will it prove useful for him right now?!

-Vultarian, fading quickly, throws some weak knees into the gut of Dawson in an attempt to escape, but it does not faze him, as he only locks in the hold deeper, looking ahead at the rest of Team Rich with cold, blue eyes-

Whooves: The look on Dawson's face says it all...he will lock each and everyone of them in this move if they step into the ring with him.

-Moments later, the referee calls for the first elimination of the match, as both of Vultarian's arms have slumped limp against his sides-

Ahuizotl: And Team Luna picks up the first elimination…

-Dawson releases Vultarian, letting him slide down to the mat as Team Luna rejoices-

Madden: Vultarian, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

Whooves: Give an assist to Xavier Kendrick, as he really set that elimination into motion. Without his interference, this could've gone a different way entirely!

-The crowd boos as DJ Z hops over the top rope and begins shuffling around Dawson, trying to find a window to attack him at-

1st Elimination: Vultarian by Dwight Dawson (1) (16:03) Assistance - Xavier Kendrick (1)

-6 minutes later-

-Diamond counters the Turf Burn and then attempts to hit a Diamond Cutter, but Turf counters by pushing her forward-

Whooves: Turf narrowly avoids disaster!

-Turf runs up and tries to hit Diamond with a Backstabber. Luckily, Diamond was pushed right in front of the ropes, so all she has to do is grab onto them with both hands at the right time and Turf falls onto the mat-

Ahuizotl: The ropes saved Diamond's hide there! Turf was attempting that Backstabber, and that leads to the Sod Off Necktie.

Whooves: But with the use of that top rope, the end result was like Turf falling off a slippery camel's back!

-Turf utters the word "shit" in pain, but when she gets up, she is introduced to even MORE pain, as Diamond was waiting for her with a Diamond Cutter! The crowd pops huge as Turf's face goes SPLAT into the canvas-

Ahuizotl: DIAMOND CUTTER! IT CONNECTED THAT TIME!

-Diamond turns Turf over onto her stomach and pins her-

*1….2…...3!* -the crowd cheers as Team Rich can now celebrate after getting their first elimination-

Madden: Turf, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

Whooves: Turf was like a spitfire in there. She was so adamant on pummeling Diamond Tiara, whom she hates with such a fiery devotion! It turns out she was a little too persistent in her malice.

Ahuizotl: Absolutely. She was too hasty, and it cost her, as Team Luna has now suffered their first casualty!

2nd Elimination: Turf by Diamond Tiara (1) (22:28)

-Turf rolls out of the ring, cursing both mentally and literally at herself, and at Diamond. As Diamond is rising to one knee, still recovering from the beatdown both Beth Drollins and Turf had given her, Silver Spoon imbeds her feet into Diamond's back. They act as a pendulum and send Diamond forward, forcing her into the mat with much velocity!

Whooves: AND THERE'S SILVER SPOON FROM BEHIND!

Ahuizotl: DIAMOND WAS IN THE RECUPERATING PROCESS, BUT SHE HAD HER BACK TURNED TO TEAM LUNA!

-Silver Spoon hastily turns Diamond over, placing her back against her stomach and lifting Diamond's leg up. She kicks her legs against the mat as the referee drops down-

*1…...2…...3!* -the crowd is more bewildered than upset that the weaker of The Mean Girls was able to pin the Crater Chick Champion, but there are still many boos that can be heard-

Whooves: DIAMOND TIARA'S ELIMINATED! JUST. LIKE. THAT!

-Silver Spoon rolls off of Diamond and crawls over to her team's corner, her mouth open in a curved smile over the weight she has just taken off of Team Rich. All of her teammates are praising her on a job well done-

Madden: Diamond Tiara, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED! -the shock factor is still there, but the crowd realizes they'd better get their boos in while they can-

Ahuizotl: Silver Spoon...has PINNED...the CRATER CHICK CHAMPION! I think even SHE is shocked by how easy that was!

Whooves: Diamond floors Turf with the Diamond Cutter, eliminates her, and begins to rebound from the onslaught that she had been presented with over the course of the last few minutes. Little does she know that Silver Spoon is already sneaking through the back door, and before she can react, Silver Spoon POUNCES! And now Diamond herself has been evicted from this match!

Ahuizotl: I really expected her to last much longer, but I suppose the damage had been done beforehand, and the Silver Surfer was just too much to handle. Nonetheless, that elimination has FLOORED Team Rich, and after pinning the Crater Chick Champion, Silver Spoon has just generated A WORLD of confidence for herself and Team Luna!

-Diamond Tiara exits the ring with her head hung low. She is approached by her father, and simultaneously hugged by him-

Diamond: -she sniffles- I'm sorry, daddy…

Mr. Rich: Don't be glum, pumpkin...you gave it your best shot. -he releases the hug, looking into her tear-filled eyes- I couldn't ask for anymore than that.

-Diamond nods sorrowfully, as she begins to make her way up the ramp at a gradual pace, her head still hanging low, as the EWF faithful applaud her efforts-

Crowd: DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND!

3rd Elimination: Diamond Tiara by Silver Spoon (1) (22:49)

-4 minutes later-

-Rarity nails Sunset with the Beautification. She then makes the odd choice of tagging in...Rainbow Dash-

Whooves: Rarity tags in...huh?

Ahuizotl: She leveled Sunset with the Beautification, and I guess she thinks Rainbow can finish her off right here! It would surely be a GAME-CHANGING elimination!

-Rainbow Dash thinks nothing of it, as she is actually THRILLED to finally enter the matchup, but Rarity's teammates can't help but ponder her choice of action-

Ahuizotl: Rainbow's in her comfort zone! This is where she THRIVES!

-Rainbow takes flight, diving off the top turnbuckle and front-flipping in midair, trying to finish Sunset off with the Sonic Raindrop. Sunset quickly moves out of the way, but Dash is smart enough to not crash into the mat. Instead, she lands on the mat with her feet. Normally, it would be a safe landing, but this time, her hurt leg gets tweaked, and Dash winces on impact-

Whooves: What dexterity by Rainb-oh! Uh oh...it seems like her leg is giving her some issues.

Ahuizotl: She's trying to shake off the pain, but it's no use! That leg was targeted heavily by Colgate on Prime Time Sublime, and it looks like it's affecting Rainbow Dash's performance tonight, as well!

-As Dash is gripping at her leg, Sunset Shimmer sneaks up from behind and strikes the appendage with a Chop Block, sending Rainbow Dash crumbling to the mat-

Whooves: This is not good...this is NOT good at all!

Ahuizotl: This is the very LAST thing Team Rich needs! And of all the people to take advantage of Rainbow's condition, it's SUNSET. The single most BRUTAL and CALLOUS member of Team Luna!

-Sunset grabs ahold of Rainbow's leg, but gets kicked in the face by Rainbow's other leg for her troubles-

Whooves: But as Rainbow said, no matter the case, she is going to FIGHT until her last breath! It what she EXCELS at!

Ahuizotl: Yeah, but Sunset excels at maiming and disfiguring her opponents. Rainbow should REALLY get out of the ring…

-As Sunset stumbles back, Rainbow limps to her feet, and sends her healthier leg forward. Sunset catches it, and Rainbow is forced to hobble on her injured leg-

Whooves: EGADS! Excellent strategy by Sunset! Force Rainbow to rely on her OTHER leg until it gives out on her!

Ahuizotl: But look! Rainbow! Rainbow Dash is blocking out the pain, even though it MUST hurt like hell!

-With a wild grimace on her face, Rainbow takes another chance, and attempts to Enziguri Sunset with her injured leg. Unfortunately, Sunset ducks, and as Rainbow falls to the mat on her belly, Sunset drops to the canvas and grabs ahold of Rainbow's hurt leg-

Whooves: Sunset's got the leg! We can only IMAGINE what kind of torture she will put it through!

Ahuizotl: All I know for sure is that she is going to ENJOY every second of it! The psycho bitch…

-Sunset is in the proposal position on the mat (one knee and one foot), which is the perfect position to inflict pain on someone. Sunset bends Rainbow's leg back so far that it nearly touches the back of her head-

Whooves: DEAR LORD! THE HUMAN BODY ISN'T SUPPOSED TO ARC THAT WAY!

Ahuizotl: On the bright side, Rainbow knows that she's a lot more flexible that she thought, but on every other side...yeah, she needs to escape from this leg lock as soon as she can!

Sunset: You're not a Champion, Rainbow Dash! You're a PHONY! World Fighter MY ASS! You don't have an OUNCE of fight in you! Tap out, you phony! TAP OUT!

Whooves: All this trash talking has to make Rainbow Dash BOIL in fury!

Ahuizotl: That's exactly what Sunset wants. She LIVES to get under people's skin...she takes pleasure in it!

Crowd: RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH!

Whooves: BUT SHE'S GOT ALL THE FIGHT IN THE WORLD COURSING THROUGH HER VEINS! AND THIS CROWD ONLY UNLEASHES THAT URGE TO SURVIVE THAT MUCH MORE!

-Squeezing her eyes shut, Rainbow kicks her other leg into the forehead of Sunset, which causes her to release some of the pressure of the hold-

Ahuizotl: SHE CAUGHT HER WITH A BOOT!

Sunset: You BITCH! -she turns around and sends a wicked SLAP across the back of her head, which resonates throughout the building before applying the hold again. This only makes Rainbow's kick more lethal, as she fires off many rounds into the face of Sunset, the final one catching her on the bridge of the nose-

Ahuizotl: DIRECT HIT! THAT'S GOTTA BE THE ONE!

-Sunset falls off of the hold, grabbing at her nose with both hands. Meanwhile, Rainbow is able to lounge in the corner and regain her strength, the crowd cheering at the number Rainbow did on Sunset's face-

Whooves: I'll admit, seeing Rainbow do that to a WITCH like Sunset was quite enjoyable…

Ahuizotl: Especially after all of the trash talking. What's the perfect way to shut someone up? Kick them at the source of the noise until they can't make noise anymore!

-3 minutes later-

-Beth Drollins has Rainbow in the corner. She picks up her injured leg and places it onto the middle rope. She steps back before launching a kick to the middle of Rainbow's thigh, which causes her to scream in agony-

Whooves: Beth Drollins! Trying to tear the FLESH off of Rainbow Dash's quadricep with that combat boot!

-Drollins resets Rainbow's leg on the middle rope after it had flailed off due to a pain spasm-

Drollins: YOU'RE supposed to be the World Fighter's Champion? Heh...WHAT A JOKE! -the crowd boos- You can't even STAND UP!

Whooves: Don't you test her, Ms. Drollins...she just may make a joke out of YOU!

-Drollins backs up into the diagonal corner, resting her arms on the top rope momentarily as she measures Rainbow. She then runs full-steam ahead at Rainbow, but at the last second, Rainbow lifts up her healthier leg and connects with a Big Boot into the face of Drollins-

Ahuizotl: You called it, Doctor!

Whooves: When is Team Luna going to learn? Rainbow Dash has been proving people wrong all of her life! You can't just demean her good name and expect her to not retaliate!

Ahuizotl: She retaliated all right! And now she's got a perfect opening to make it back to the safety of Team Rich!

-As Drollins tries to get the taste of Rainbow's boot out of her mouth, Dash is hobbling on her uninjured leg in an attempt to get to her corner. When she is close enough, her balance gives out, but she is able to slap the hand of Twist as she falls to the mat-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd cheers for the entrance of the bizarre superstar- Rainbow Dash wipes out, but HERE COMES TWIST!

-3 more minutes later-

-Twist and Cadance are currently the legal combatants for their teams. There is a sudden turning point for Twist as she kicks Cadance in the gut, and hooks her head-

Whooves: Twist could even things up right here! She's going for the Twist of Fate! (It's exactly what you think it is)

-Cadance is able to shove Twist away before the move can connect. Instead of attacking, Cadance takes the initiative to SPIT in the face of Twist! The crowd OHHHHHs as Cadance's spit travels down Twist's face-

Ahuizotl: What the hell?! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT!

Whooves: Just like most of the members of Team Luna, Cadance is striving to piss her opponents off!

-Rather than wipe the spit off, Twist just looks to her side, the rage in her building up more and more with each passing second as Cadance snickers at her. At last, Twist looks at Cadance, with a look of, "I'm going to kill you" as fire is literally burning inside her eyes-

Ahuizotl: Why would you want to piss this woman off? Why….?

-Cadance makes a run for it, as she exits the ring and begins dashing up the ramp, with Twist not far behind. She doesn't make it far, though, as Sunset blindsides her from behind, and knocks her onto the steel of the rampway-

Whooves: I'm starting to believe there's more behind Cadance's tactics then just infuriating Twist!

Ahuizotl: And of course Sunset is in on it…

-Cadance smirks as she walks back down the ramp, helping Sunset beat down Twist. The members of Team Rich try to intervene, but they are cut off by the rest of Team Luna, as a brawl breaks down at ringside-

Whooves: THIS IS PANDEMONIUM!

Ref: 7!

-Sunset shoos Cadance away from the scene so that she doesn't get counted out. Cadance rolls back into the ring as Sunset lifts Twist up, before spiking her head into the ramp-

Ahuizotl: GOOD GOD! THE LAST SUNSET ONTO THE COLD, UNFORGIVING STEEL OF THE RAMP!

Ref: 10! -Cadance exits the ring again and approaches Sunset as she is looking down at Twist, surveying her damage. Cadance grabs the hair of Sunset and twists her head around, applying a lip lock that would rival any kissing scene in movies-

Madden: Twist, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED! -the crowd boos as the passionate lovers continue to suck each other's faces-

Whooves: Give me a break...and now Sunset gets compensation for carrying out the rest of the plan…

Ahuizotl: You had it right, Doctor...Cadance spat at Twist in order to anger her, and then lead her up the ramp so that Sunset could gun her down just in time for Cadance to get back in the ring...I don't agree with the way it went down, but you can't argue that it wasn't a perfect plan.

Whooves: It certainly was, and that's why it makes me so furious! I hope those two are happy with all the carnage they've caused! Not only to Twist, but for the love of Sam Hill, they've initiated a brawl at ringside!

-Sunset breaks the kiss, and wipes some spit from Cadance's lips-

Sunset: Back to the task at hand, Cay Cay. We can go all the way after our team wins~

Cadance: Ooooooooooo~ I like the sound of that!

4th Elimination: Twist by Cadance (1) (34:17) Assistance - Sunset Shimmer (1)

-9 minutes later-

-The ring is again occupied by Luna and Twilight, who has Luna in position for the Take A Note. As she turns around, preparing to drop Luna on her head, TWILIGHT's head is bashed in with the Eternal Women's Championship! Luna is promptly expelled from danger as her fall isn't as bad as it would've been without the interference. Twilight, meanwhile, falls to the mat-

Ahuizotl: HEY! WHAT NOW?!

Whooves: SUNSET JUST STRUCK TWILIGHT WITH HER TITLE!

Ref: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! GET OUT OF THE RING!

-Sunset stares the referee down before kicking at Twilight's limp body, smirking as the fans shower her in boos-

Sunset: -turning towards Cadance and Shining- I'll see you two after we win~ -she flicks her tongue as then before exiting the ring-

Madden: Sunset Shimmer, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

5th Elimination: Sunset Shimmer by Twilight (1) (43:46)

Ahuizotl: In an effort to save her boss, Sunset CLOBBERED Twilight Sparkle with that title belt!

Whooves: In the process, she was eliminated, but this could turn out to be yet another successful plan!

Ahuizotl: As much as I hate to admit it, you're right...if Luna can cover Twilight, who is undoubtedly unconscious, Team Luna will be up 11 members to Team Rich's 9!

Sunset: -stops to address Mr. Rich, who is disgusted by these actions with a smirk- Awww! There goes your star player! -she makes a mocking frown- Too baaaaad!

Mr. Rich: -doing his best not to blow a gasket- You catty BITCH...

Sunset: I know! Meoooow! -she slings her Championship over her shoulder, and begins walking up the ramp with a smug look on her face-

Crowd: FUCK YOU, SUNSLUT, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SUNSLUT, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SUNSLUT, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SUNSLUT, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SUNSLUT, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK YOU, SUNSLUT, FUCK YOU! *CLAPCLAP*

Whooves: This capacity crowd is tired of all these games Team Luna is playing! And they're not alone!

-Luna crawls over to Twilight's body, and is able to lay an arm over her chest. Toe Tappins shakes his head, aghast by this entire thing. He drops down to the mat-

*1….2….-Twilight gets her shoulder up, as the crowd suddenly begins booing again-

Ahuizotl: AND TWILIGHT STAYS IN IT! TWILIGHT STAYS IN IT!

Whooves: It'll take more than a cheapshot with a title to put her away!

Crowd: TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT! TWI-LIGHT!

-Luna sits on the mat in stunned silence, her mouth agape. She reaches up to meet the hand of Beth Drollins, who steps through the ropes-

Luna: FINISH HER! She MUST be eliminated!

Ahuizotl: It's not going to end there...the title shot was one thing, but Beth Drollins could seal Twilight's fate right here, right now!

-Drollins nods, as she sizes Twilight up. Slowly, Twilight rises to her knees, which is Drollins' cue to force her back down into the mat-

Whooves: A Curb Stomp! A vicious Curb Stomp by Beth Drollins!

-Drollins quickly makes her own cover, pinning Twilight's arms down to the mat-

*1…..2…-Despite the attempt, Twilight STILL kicks out, setting the crowd on fire!-

Ahuizotl: TWILIGHT SPARKLE! REFUSING TO DIE HERE!

Whooves: WHAT MORE IS IT GOING TO TAKE?!

Drollins: DAMMIT! -she looks over at her corner and shakes her head as she tags in Cadance- Do your worst!

Cadance: -entering the ring with a grin- Gladly…

Whooves: Team Rich is full of natural-born fighters! Team Luna is going to need to pull out every stop in order to eliminate some of these men and women!

-Cadance grabs Twilight by the air and lifts her up to her feet. She nails her with the Heart to Heart, and tries her hand at pinning her-

*1…...2…..-ONCE AGAIN, Twilight gets her shoulder up! Cadance grits her teeth in fury and balls her fists up as she gets to her feet-

Ahuizotl: SHE'S STILL ALIVE! OH MY GOD SHE IS STILL ALIVE!

Whooves: NOBODY SHOULD EVER DISCOUNT THE HEART OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE AGAIN! Her guts are unwavering, and her resiliency is unmatched!

-More cheers of "TWI-LIGHT" reign throughout the arena as Cadance plugs her ears, pacing around her corner, trying to figure out how to put this bitch away. Suddenly, a hand comes across her shoulder, surprising her. But Cadance turns around, and an evil grin crosses her face as she realizes who had touched her shoulder-

Ahuizotl: Shining Armor...THAT PRICK!

Whooves: WHY DOES IT MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHO PINS TWILIGHT?! DAMMIT, SHINING!

-Shining enters the ring, smirking at Cadance before giving her a quick peck on the lips. Shining brings his sister to her feet, as the crowd is unrelenting in their hatred-

Ahuizotl: LEAVE THE DAMN RING! I KNOW THIS IS AN INTERGENDER MATCH, BUT THERE'S NO NEED FOR SHINING ARMOR TO DO THIS!

-The rest of Team Rich is flipping out on the ring apron-

Shining: Sorry, sis. You've just ran your course. -He looks to silence her spirit, as he plants her with the Wicked Affair-

Whooves: LEAVE THE DAMN RING, SHINING! LEAVE THE RING, YOU BASTARD!

-Shining does not heed the disappointment of anyone, as he hooks the leg of his sister. Toe Tappins prepared to count the most heartbreaking fall of his officiating career-

*1…..2….3!*

Ahuizotl: You have got to be kidding m-Ahuizotl is cut off, as right when the referee's hand hits the mat for the third time, Flash Sentry dives onto Shining Armor, and, on contact, begins wailing away on him- FLASH SENTRY! YEAH! TEAR HIM APART!

6th Elimination: Twilight Sparkle by Shining Armor (1) (45:19) Assistance - Sunset Shimmer (2), Beth Drollins (1), Cadance (1),

Whooves: We haven't even gotten the official announcement of Twilight's elimination, but ALREADY Flash Sentry is taking all of his aggression out on the man who stabbed him in the back, for the sole purpose of gaining the luxuries that come with being a member of The System!

Ahuizotl: Flash has been through this time and time again, but he will NEVER get bored of pounding on Shining Armor! The way Shining so selfishly pinned his OWN SISTER must've sent him off the deep end!

-Flash and Shining falls through the second rope, with Flash landing on Shining as he drops to the floor. Shining desperately tries to cover up from the vicious blows, but Flash's fists are flying at an unbelievable speed. As Dawson, Kendrick, Snips and Snails crowd around Flash, preparing to stop his fun, DJ Z soars over every turnbuckle and crashes into all of them-

Whooves: DJ ZEEEEEEEEEEEE! HE JUST CLEARED EVERY ROPE!

Ahuizotl: HE WON'T ALLOWED FLASH'S FRENZY TO BE STOPPED!

-Flash rams Shining into a barricade, but instead of tumbling to the ground, it only gives him more incentive to get the hell out of dodge. He sprints up the ramp as Flash Sentry looks down at the bottom of the ramp, his chest heaving, but his thirst for violence not yet quenched-

Whooves: What a surprise...Shining Armor is running away AGAIN.

Ahuizotl: Just like always, I can't blame him. Flash was on a mission to tear him limb from limb after the cowardly way he eliminated his sister!

-Flash enters the ring as the referee's count meets 10-

Whooves: At least he's been eliminated, as well, so we won't have to see his nauseating self anymore!

7th Elimination: Shining Armor by Flash Sentry (1) (46:21) Assistance - DJ Z (1)

-As Flash looks on at the form of Shining Armor exiting the stage, his face turns from that of vengeful to puzzled as he is suddenly lifted into the air by Snips-

Ahuizotl: FLASH! LOOK OUT!

-Snails dives off the top turnbuckle, his leg smashing into Flash's neck and helping drive him into the mat along with Snips' German Suplex-

Whooves: THAT DEADLY COMBINATION! FLASH GOT BLINDSIDED!

-Snips makes the covers as Snails leaves the ring-

*1...2...3!* -some of the crowd begins booing, but most of them are amazed that Flash was eliminated by SNIPS of all people! Snips' eyes shine brightly as he throws his arms up on his knees. All of his teammates are just as shocked as the crowd, but they soon start clapping with enormous grins on their faces-

Ahuizotl: FLASH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED...IN A FLASH!

8th Elimination: Flash Sentry by Snips (1) (46:35) Assistance - Snails (1)

Madden: Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor, and Flash Sentry haaaaave beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

Whooves: By SNIPS of all people! SNIPS!

Ahuizotl: I know! ARE WE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?! One of the WEAKEST members of Team Luna, has just sent one of the strongest of Team Rich packing!

Whooves: We have seen FOUR eliminations in the past few minutes, and ALL of them were brought about because of NONSENSE!

Ahuizotl: Sunset disqualifying herself, Shining Armor taking advantage of his war-torn sister, and then running away, and SLIME exiling Flash Sentry while he had his back turned!

Whooves: The bigger picture here, is that Team Luna is ahead in this contest; 10 members to 8, and it's all thanks to SLIME! I NEVER would've expected this!

-5 minutes later-

-After trying to overpower Overdrive, Dwight Dawson finds himself hanging on his arms in the air-

Ahuizotl: That's an over 300 pound man that Overdrive has above his head!

-Overdrive drops Dawson into the mat with a Gorilla Press drop. While he usually follows that up with a Moonsault, he instead scales to the top turnbuckle-

Whooves: And this is just like Overdrive! After an impressive show of strength, he now strives to show us an incredible feat of athleticism!

-Overdrive leaps off the top, knocking all the wind out of Dawson with the Maximum Overdrive!-

Ahuizotl: A THING OF BEAUTY AS ALWAYS! THIS COULD BE PAYBACK FOR WHEN DAWSON ELIMINATED HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER!

*1….2….-Dawson barely kicks out, which flabbergasts Overdrive. He looks at the referee, wanting to be made assure that it wasn't 3-

Ref: Sorry, Overdrive. It wasn't quite three.

Whooves: We may have a Twilight Sparkle situation on our hands! Nobody has ever kicked out of that Shooting Star Press!

Rainbow: Screw it...let me at him, big man! I'll settle this!

Ahuizotl: Rainbow Dash?!

Whooves: IIIIII don't know about this...think about what happened last time!

Overdrive: Alright...if you think you're up for it, I shouldn't have to stop you. -he tags in the eager Champion, who immediately climbs to the top-

Ahuizotl: He does have a point, but this doesn't seem like a good idea…

Whooves: Of course it isn't! I wonder what Mr. Rich thinks about this.

Ahuizotl: I'm sure he trusts whatever his team feels is right. You need to take risks sometimes if you want to achieve something!

Whooves: That is true...I just hope this risk doesn't end in calamity!

-Fortunately, everything has turned out fine, as Rainbow is able to hit a spectacular Sonic Raindrop-

Ahuizotl: SONIC RAINDROP! IT HITS!

Whooves: BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?!

*1…..2…..3! -the crowd comes alive as Rainbow Dash and her team are both relieved and ecstatic-

Whooves: DAWSON COULDN'T KICK OUT! IT'S 9 TO 8!

Madden: Dwight Dawson, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

Ahuizotl: A chance Rainbow Dash did take, and the chance did pay off! Dwight Dawson, the largest member of Team Luna...the one who established our first elimination, has been eliminated HIMSELF!

Whooves: And don't you think of Dwight Dawson as "weak" just because he was pinned by a woman. Gender doesn't matter here in the EWF! Rainbow Dash isn't just ANY woman...she's the World Fighter's CHAMPION, one of the very BEST at her craft!

Ahuizotl: You couldn't be more right, Doctor! I can't imagine Bill Nyeker is too pleased with this turn of events…

-Bill Nyeker is shown to have his head rested on the mat, and his hands resting on the back of his head-

Whooves: ...Looks like he's doing okay to me.

9th Elimination: Dwight Dawson by Rainbow Dash (1) (52:22) Assistance - Overdrive (1)

-Rosely Reigns steps into the ring, eyeing Rainbow Dash as she backs into her corner. Wisely, Rainbow thinks with her brain, and not her heart, and tags in Neon Lights. Reigns waves this off, and walks back to her corner to tag in Xavier Kendrick-

-2 minutes later-

-Snails is in control of Neon Lights, and feels like he could finish him off right now, so he signals for Snips to enter the ring-

Whooves: I sense an imminent double team incoming.

Ahuizotl: Perhaps, but Neon Lights will be ready for it, unlike Flash.

-Snails head up top, as Snips grasps Neon's waist. He then lifts him into the air, but Neon is able to regain his composure and flip himself over Snips' body, landing on his feet, much to the enjoyment of the crowd-

Ahuizotl: Like I said! Neon was prepared!

-Showing himself to be even more prepared, Neon grabs the top rope and shakes it, which causes Snails to lose his balance, and his crotch to land on the turnbuckle-

Whooves: OHHH THE CRUMPETS! That might not be such a bad thing...the world doesn't need any girls or boys that would be fathered by Snails…

Ahuizotl: Yeah they wouldn't turn out too good, would they?

-Snips charges at Neon, but Neon ducks and places his hands on the legs, throwing Snips' plump, yet small body up into the air. Oddly enough, he lands right on the turnbuckle-

Ahuizotl: And Snips, joining his buddy on the top turnbuckle!

Whooves: Seems they do everything together…

-Neon Lights also joins the persistent pinheads on the top turnbuckle. He jumps on it and wraps his legs around BOTH of their heads, sending both members of SLIME flipping through the air with Snips landing on Snails' chest, the crowd flipping out-

Whooves: WHOA-HO-HOOOOO! NEON LIGHTS, WOWING THIS CROWD YET AGAIN AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

Ahuizotl: It's a DOUBLE! Yes, you heard that right...a DOUBLE Frankensteiner! A Reverse one to Snips, and the standard to Snails!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Whooves: What a NIGHT for Neon Lights! And it could only be improved upon here, as he could very soon take out a member of Team Luna!

-As Neon is perched atop the ring, Cadance reaches out and grabs his boot and pulls on it, which makes him fall, hitting his knees on the top turnbuckle and smashing head-first into the mat-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd boos furiously- CADANCE?! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

Whooves: And the referee allowed that?!

-Cadance enters the ring and blows a kiss to Neon as he lays motionless on the mat-

Ahuizotl: I believe that...that Cadance is legal!

Whooves: Well when did that happen?! We must've missed it!

-Cadance brings Neon to his feet before dropping him back down with the Heart to Heart-

Ahuizotl: Neon's DEFENSELESS! He never even saw this coming!

*1….2….3!* -the crowd's boos are almost deafening as Team Luna applauds Cadance's brilliant tactics-

Whooves: Cadance scores another elimination for her team! But this is puzzling to me…

Madden: Neon Lights, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

-Cadance helps SLIME to their feet and leads them out of the ring. A replay of the Double Frankensteiner is shown, but from a different angle, in which you can plainly see Cadance's hand making contact with Snails' leg before he was forced off of the turnbuckle-

Ahuizotl: Oh…and you can see right after that, that Toe Tappins signaled that the tag had been made...but we never caught sight of it!

Whooves: Our eyes were glued to the innovative offense of Neon Lights! Can you blame us? But amongst the commotion, Cadance did indeed tag herself in, and eliminated the man who had bamboozled her earlier in the night.

10th Elimination: Neon Lights by Cadance (2) (55:19)

-Cadance leans down, picking up the head of Neon-

Cadance: You thought you could screw me and get away with it? Well I just screwed YOU, sugar! HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING FUCKED LIKE THE BITCH THAT YOU ARE?! HUH?! I'm going to fuck ALL of your team up! -Cadance gets to her feet, and looks towards the enemy lines, which turns out to be a huge mistake, as she is met with no faces...only a knee-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd pops huge- FLUTTERSHY! FLUTTERSHY WITH OBEDIENCE TRAINING!

Whooves: Cadance is the only "bitch" I see out here, and every bitch needs to be disciplined accordingly!

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

-Instead of pinning her, Cadance is dragged over to Team Rich's corner, as Lightning Dust slaps Fluttershy's hand-

Ahuizotl: Fluttershy did the damage, and Lightning Dust is on the Cleanup Crew!

-Fluttershy rubs her hand, Lightning's slap having a little bit too much mustard on it, but nonetheless, Cadance is soon struck by…-

Whooves: ASTRAPHOBIA! One of the prettiest finishing moves you will ever see!

-The crowd takes great joy in counting along with the referee as the 1…...2…..3 count is made!-

Ahuizotl: Who's getting screwed now?! Cadance! She's screwed HERSELF over!

Madden: Cadance, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED! -the crowd continues to cheer as Lightning Dust looks at Team Luna, challenging them with the "bring it on" hand motions-

Whooves: Cadance wound up like quite a few have in this match...she was too preoccupied with a different matter, and that gave another member of the opposing team the opponent to enter the ring and bring them back to reality!

Ahuizotl: Cadance turned out to be the most astute member of either team thus far, as she devised two fool-proof plans in order to lessen the size of Mr. Rich's squadron. Team Luna has been hit hard with her elimination, and they'll need to come up with ways to neutralize Team Rich without her!

DJ Z: -leaning over the top rope, yelling at Cadance- You sure must love being screwed, baby girl! Give me a call and I'll let you pin me, too!

11th Elimination: Cadance by Lightning Dust (1) (55:56) Assistance - Fluttershy (1)

-3 minutes later-

-Rarity hooks Beth Drollins for the Sequin Special. Luckily for Beth, she is very close to her corner, and since Rarity can't see behind her, she secretly taps the head of Drollins-

Ahuizotl: We saw that tag! That was clear as day!

Whooves: Rarity didn't, though, and that could cause immediate problems!

-Rarity hits Beth with her finisher, and as she turns around to pin her, gets DEMOLISHED by a Spear!-

Ahuizotl: DAMN! ROSELY REIGNS WITH A SPEAR!

*1…..2…..3!* -the crowd deflates a bit as they are disheartened by Rarity's elimination. Reigns isn't however, as she rises to her feet and lets out a primal roar-

Madden: Rarity, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

Whooves: Rarity NEVER saw that Spear coming! Beth may have been a goner if her Sword-mate hadn't tagged herself in!

Ahuizotl: The Sword have been damaging members of Team Rich since the bell first rang. But now they finally have an elimination to call their own! And there could be MANY more to come…

Whooves: There's at least a possibility of SIX more eliminations, courtesy of The Sword!

12th Elimination: Rarity by Rosely Reigns (1) (59:26)

-2 minutes later-

-Snails, the legal man, and Snips are at it again. Snips enters the ring as DJ Z is stunned, while Snails climbs to the top rope-

Whooves: SLIME is going to try this again, it seems.

Ahuizotl: They're out to prove to everyone, especially Luna, that she didn't make a mistake putting them in this match!

-Before Snips grasps DJ Z's waist, he is turned around and promptly kicked in the gut by Berry Punch, before being executed with the Bar Tab!-

Ahuizotl: OH! DOWN GOES SNIPS! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

-As Snips flails around on the mat, Berry flips off Snails, before exiting the ring-

Whooves: Double birdies! Snips and Snails signature combination has been thwarted again!

-Snails' mouth is hung open, as he is busy trying to process what has just occurred. Before he can refocus, DJ Z has grabbed onto him with both hands and flings him off of the top rope. Snails does a front flip and lands back-first on the canvas. He then jumps over the top rope and onto the apron-

Ahuizotl: DJ Z is going to show Snails the definition of the word flight...first hand!

DJ Z: BERPBERPBERPBEEEEERRRRRP! -the crowd follows suit as DJ Z springboards off the top rope, spinning himself with a total of 2 and a half rotation before finishing with a Senton onto the stomach of Snails-

Whooves: FLIGHT?! How about the definition of INSANITY?!

Ahuizotl: He calls that the Spinback!

*1…..2….3! -the crowd cheers both DJ Z's high flying ability, but also the fact that Team Luna is now one step closer to losing-

Whooves: And thanks to the Spinback, Snails is forced to spin himself back to the locker room!

Madden: Snails, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

Ahuizotl: Keeping the energy of his partner, Neon Lights alive, DJ Z cuts out another hole in Team Luna's opposition!

Whooves: Let's not forget, that it was Berry Punch who set things in motion with that Bar Tab.

Ahuizotl: Of course, an assist goes to her!

-DJ Z flashes a grin and a thumbs up to Berry Punch before Dropkicking Xavier Kendrick-

Whooves: In case you aren't keeping track of the time at home, we're here to inform you that this match has past the ONE HOUR mark!

Ahuizotl: That's to be expected, it's an absolute MONSTER of a match! I'm still in total and utter SHOCK by that fact, though!

Whooves: It's been the longest match in EWF history, and it's still got a lot of life left in it! Team Luna has 7 members, and Team Rich has 6 still competing with ALL of their soul!

13th Elimination: Snails by DJ Z (1) (1:02:13) Assistance - Berry Punch (1)

-2 minutes later-

-Beth Drollins is caught in her team's corner, and takes a second running Dropkick from Fluttershy. Fluttershy quickly springs to her feet and runs back to the opposite corner, Rosely Reigns slapping the shoulder of her teammate-

Whooves: Reigns is back in the mix! Fluttershy is unaware!

-Fluttershy turns around as she meets her team's corner, and notices Reigns barreling towards her. Rather than take cover, Fluttershy runs at Reigns, believing she can take her out before she is taken out herself. I'll let you guess what happens from here…-

Ahuizotl: ROSELY REIGNS! A MASSIVE SPEAR!

*1….2….3!* -the crowd violently boos as one of the most adored superstars still in the match has been eliminated in the blink of an eye-

Whooves: The EWF fans are LIVID! They really wanted to see Fluttershy go the distance in this match!

Ahuizotl: She had an amazing run for herself, but unfortunately, that Spear stopped her DEAD in her tracks! When she made that turn, she was expecting Drollins to still be prone in the corner, but like the Diamond Cutter, Rosely Reigns can amass a Spear at ANY time!

Madden: Fluttershy, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED! -the boos continue, as the crowd chants a unanimous "NO!" Meanwhile, Luna is on the apron, mocking Fluttershy with a big smile on her face, chanting "YAY" herself and thrusting her index finger above her head-

Ahuizotl: Luna's confidence is growing more and more by the minute, as her team is now up 7 to 5…

14th Elimination: Fluttershy by Rosely Reigns (2) (1:04:37)

-3 minutes later-

-Rainbow Dash is sprawling on the mat in intense pain as Silver Spoon grabs her injured leg again. She twists herself around, and looks to lock in a Figure Four, but Rainbow reaches up and grabs her head, pulling her down towards the mat and wrapping her legs around Silver's legs-

Whooves: THAT'S A PIN! SHOULDERS DOWN!

*1...2…..3!* -the crowd comes to life once again as Rainbow releases her pin, smiling in shock over how well that worked-

Ahuizotl: RAINBOW DASH SUCKERED SILVER SPOON IN!

Madden: Silver Spoon, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

-Silver Spoon looks around the ring with her mouth agape before she begins pounding on the mat-

Whooves: Silver Spoon had a great performance in this match. She pinned the Crater Chick Champion! But in the end, she was pinned by the World Fighter's Champion, who is doing her best to FIGHT through all of this pain!

Ahuizotl: Silver Spoon was doing exactly what she should've; target the leg of Rainbow Dash. But Rainbow, being the incredible competitor that she is, saw an opportunity to relieve herself from a hostile predicament, and did she EVER!

Whooves: The Figure Four Leglock soon transformed into an Inside Cradle, and that spells the end for Silver Spoon's display in this match!

15th Elimination: Silver Spoon by Rainbow Dash (2) (1:08:11)

-Immediately afterwards, Rosely Reigns enters the ring, about to pounce on Rainbow Dash. Rainbow again shows her intelligence as she tags out to DJ Z, who springboards off the top rope, and begins soaring into the ring. Not backing down, however, is Reigns, who SPEARS DJ Z out of the air!

Whooves: For the love of GOD! SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A CHIROPRACTOR!

Ahuizotl: DJ Z NEARLY GOT SPEARED THROUGH THE DAMN RING!

*1…..2…..3!* -though the crowd loves DJ Z, they can't boo at his spectacular exit-

Whooves: A Spear like that would dispose of ANYBODY!

Madden: DJ Z, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

Whooves: Rosely Reigns is known as the powerhouse of The Sword, but on this night, she has staked her claim as the POWERHOUSE of Team Luna! Rainbow believed she was making the right choice by tagging in DJ Z, but he wound up taking the Spear that COULD'VE been for her!

Ahuizotl: THREE bone-rattling Spears, THREE heart-breaking eliminations! And she doesn't appear to be through yet!

16th Elimination: DJ Z by Rosely Reigns (3) (1:08:32)

-2 minutes later-

-Diane Ditzbrose has her arm around Lightning Dust's head, as she looks to connect with her Headlock driver finishing move-

Whooves: Ditzbrose, going for Dirty Deeds!

-Lightning wraps both of her arms around Ditzbrose's waist and escapes the move by flipping Ditzbrose over her body. Ditzbrose lands on her feet and immediately shoves Lightning over to her team corner's, where Beth Drollins is waiting to lift her leg over the top rope and kick Lightning in the side of the head-

Ahuizotl: OH! A HELL OF A KICK!

Whooves: LIGHTNING IS STUNNED!

-Lightning stumbles into the grasp of Ditzbrose, who attempts, and this time CONNECTS with Dirty Deeds!-

Ahuizotl: LIGHTNING DUST, PLANTED INTO THE MAT!

*1…...2….3!* -the crowd fills the arena with boos as Ditzbrose gets to her feet, her crazy eyes gazing down at Lightning's recumbent frame-

Whooves: Lightning bites the dust! (HA!)

Madden: Lightning Dust, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

Ahuizotl: Chalk up another elimination for The Sword, who have now been the causes of BOTH Chick Combo Champions departures from this match!

Whooves: Now only one Champion remains on Team Rich...it's bigger than Team Luna's zero, however. But even so, they happen to have the advantage at this moment.

17th Elimination: Lightning Dust by Diane Ditzbrose (1) (1:10:58) Assistance - Beth Drollins (2)

-3 minutes later-

-Xavier Kendrick hops off the top turnbuckle, and rams Overdrive into the mat with a Blockbuster (Diving somersault neckbreaker)-

Whooves: Hands-On Instruction! Overdrive may be part-machine, but even HE has his limits!

-Kendrick drags Overdrive to his corner, and turns around to meet Snips-

Kendrick: Your cohort isn't present, so I shall assimilate his prerogative. Together, you and I will form a Covalent Bond!

Snips: Uhhhhh...come again?

Kendrick: -sighing heavily- I'll perform the leg drop, while you execute the German Suplex.

Snips: Ohhhhhhhhhh...got'cha! -he smiles as Kendrick tags him in. Snips enters the ring and lifts up Overdrive, while Kendrick climbs to the top turnbuckle-

Nyeker: That's my prodigy! Always thinking ahead!

Whooves: Bill Nyeker must be a very proud instructor, and he has good reason to be. This is a glorious blueprint by Xavier!

-Like many of the other men of Team Rich, Overdrive gets a double-dose of devastation by both Snips' German, and Xavier's leg drop. Xavier slides under the bottom rope, while Snips executes a pin-

*1….2….3!* -the crowd brings boos upon the Symposium yet again, but not for long, as Berry Punch is already ripping at Snips' hair and thrusting him to his feet-

Ahuizotl: The Bar-Room Brawler, wasting NO TIME!

-Snips is quickly kicked in the gut and planted into the mat with a Bar Tab. The crowd's already back to cheering as Berry makes a cover-

*1…..2…..3!*

Whooves: SNIPS IS GONE! SNIPS IS GONE!

-Kendrick steps in through the middle rope, and charges right into a kick to his gut and a Bar Tab as a parting gift! The crowd's amped up even more-

Ahuizotl: WE CAN'T EVEN KEEP UP! NOT TOO SMART OF KENDRICK!

*1…..2…..3!*

Whooves: BERRY PUNCH, FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS! SHE KNOWS WHAT THIS MATCH MEANS TO SO MANY PEOPLE!

-Berry gets to her feet, grinning at Luna, who looks terrified-

Ahuizotl: And look at who she has her eyes set on...the General Manager herself…

Crowd: BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY! BER-RY!

-Berry jumps forward, which sends Luna climbing off the apron and beginning to scurry around the ring-

Whooves: SHE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE!

-She only gets a quarter of the way up the ramp before Rainbow grabs her by the air-

Ahuizotl: The getaway has failed!

-Rainbow runs back to the ring and shoves Luna under the bottom rope. Luna quickly gets to her feet, but before she can escape once again, she is promptly kicked in the gut and implanted into the mat, the cheers of the crowd hitting an all-time high for this match-

Whooves: A BAR TAB! BAR TAB TO LUNA!

Ahuizotl: THAT MUST FEEL SO DAMN GOOD! THE SECOND TIME LUNA HAS FELL VICTIM TO THE BAR TAB!

*1…...2…...3!* -Cheers can be heard from every corner of the arena as Berry shoves her boss out to the floor, under the bottom rope with her boot-

Whooves: THREE ELIMINATIONS! THREE ELIMINATIONS IN LESS THAN A MINUTE!

Ahuizotl: TEAM RICH STILL HAS LIFE IN IT!

Madden: Overdrive, Snips, Xavier Kendrick, and Luna haaaaaave beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

Whooves: In rapid succession, the forces of the two teams have dwindled down...to 2...on 3. Representing Team Rich…"Marble Cold" Berry Punch, and the World Fighter's Champion Rainbow Dash.

-The crowd is pumped up to hell as Rainbow joins the ring and stands next to Berry, with Mr. Rich cheering his heart out for them-

Ahuizotl: But look at who they are up against...the united, UNDEFEATED front of Drollins, Ditzbrose, and Reigns...The Sword.

-All three members of The Sword have locked eyes with Berry and Rainbow, who refuse to back down-

Whooves: I've got goosebumps, and I know I'm not the only one! The Sword may be the Hounds of Justice, but Berry Punch and Rainbow Dash are natural-born FIGHTERS! They know that it's them against the most dominant force in the EWF right now, but that doesn't petrify them! That's not going to stop them from doing ALL that they can to secure Mr. Rich's status as the sole power on Lunacy!

Ahuizotl: Team Rich was compiled of so many extraordinary athletes...so many inspiring, motivational figures. And now...only two remain...but these two lone women are going to give this everything they've got! They know what's at stake! They've been in some of the most prominent fights throughout the EWF's lore! Mr. Rich chose them for a reason, and RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, we're going to see what Berry Punch and Rainbow Dash are TRULY made of!

Crowd: RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! BER-RY PUNCH!

Whooves: This crowd is hooked! They've been on their feet throughout this entire match, but there will be no bigger pivotal moment in this contest of contests...than right now!

Ahuizotl: We know that The Sword can take any situation and turn it into their favor, but that's usually with an even number of opponents to them. This time...it's all of them, against two of Team Rich.

Whooves: It may look bleak for Team Rich, the chances of them being victorious may look as slim as ever, but don't you dare for a SECOND think that this is a forgone conclusion! Rainbow Dash, Berry Punch, they're aware of what awaits them, but I wonder if The Sword KNOWS that they're about to be in for the biggest challenge of their careers!

-None of the final 5 participants in this match have moved a muscle. They haven't even BLINKED-

Ahuizotl: The question is...which one of them will make the first move? Rainbow almost looks like she's foaming at the mouth to get at The Sword, but she knows that her leg may not hold up. We know that Berry Punch is ALWAYS ready to throw down, and that The Sword are 3 of the most cerebral individuals in the EWF.

18th Elimination: Overdrive by Snips (2) (1:14:36) Assistance - Xavier Kendrick (2)

19th Elimination: Snips by Berry Punch (1) (1:14:45)

20th Elimination: Xavier Kendrick by Berry Punch (2) (1:14:53)

21st Elimination: Luna by Berry Punch (3) (1:15:17) Assistance - Rainbow Dash (1)

-Finally, The Sword takes the first step, Berry and Rainbow analyzing their every move. Reigns steps on the apron in front of the announce tables. Drollins does the same on the apron to the left of Reigns, and Ditzbrose on the right. Berry and Rainbow look between their three opposers. Rainbow Dash is about to strike, but Berry holds her back-

Berry: Eh eh, Champ! That's what they want you to do. Don't appease them, let 'em come to US. -Rainbow, though upset by Berry's words, knows that she is right-

Whooves: That's a very interesting proposition Berry just made. For being so obsessed with brawling, she's not giving in to The Sword's psychological desires! She's biding her time.

Berry: Come on, you Three Muscunteers! Don't make us wait around! -the crowd cheers as The Sword all share looks with each other before invading the ring at once-

Ahuizotl: AND HERE THEY COME!

-Reigns and Drollins target Berry, while Rainbow does her best to shield her leg against Ditzbrose, keeping her away by striking at her with her healthier leg-

Whooves: DROLLINS, REIGNS, DITZBROSE, RAINBOW DASH, BERRY PUNCH! THEY'RE READY TO RUMBLE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

Ahuizotl: THE REMAINING MEMBERS OF THE TWO TEAMS, TRYING DESPERATELY TO GAIN CONTROL! THIS WILL BE THE FINAL STAGE OF WHAT HAS BEEN AN UNBELIEVABLE ENCOUNTER!

-Both Berry and Rainbow soon find themselves trapped in a corner, but regardless of this, they continue to fight-

Whooves: THE SWORD CANNOT CONTAIN THE UNRELENTING SPIRIT OF RAINBOW DASH AND BERRY PUNCH!

Ahuizotl: THEY'RE STRUGGLING JUST TO KEEP THEM IN THE CORNERS!

-Rainbow is finally able to send Ditzbrose in reverse with a flurry of headbutts. She then leaps onto her back and uses it to soar over to the opposite corner, smashing into Drollins and Reigns, but landing on her bad leg, which certainly doesn't help-

Ahuizotl: RAINBOW'S ATTACKING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!

Whooves: The damage may be done to her leg, but you'll never wipe out the use of her HEART! As long as it's beating, she will FIGHT!

-Reigns and Drollins drive Rainbow away from their corner. Berry turns Reigns around and executes a kick and a Bar Tab to her!-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd cheers- THE POWERHOUSE IS DOWN! THE ODDS HAVE BEEN LESSENED!

-Drollins picks up Dash in a Powerbomb position, and begins running towards the corner with her. In the nick of time, Berry yanks Rainbow down to the mat by her uninjured leg-

Whooves: Here she comes to the rescue!

-Drollins turns around and is caught with an Enziguri by Rainbow Dash which sends her to the mat-

Ahuizotl: Drollins was attempting that Powerbomb on the turnbuckles, but Berry Punch made sure it didn't come to fruition!

-Ditzbrose, recovered from the earlier headbutts, looks up on one knee at Berry and Rainbow. Instead of facing off with them, she flips them both off and slides underneath the bottom rope-

Whooves: -as the crowd OHHHHHs at the act- Well then...the fact that Ditzbrose left the ring was smart, but I don't know about the double birdies…

Ahuizotl: Yeah, that may come back to haunt her VERY soon. Nonetheless, The Sword has been cleared out of the ring! Berry Punch and Rainbow Dash are defiant until the end!

-The members of The Sword meet outside of the ring and are joined by Swirlinaitis as they try to come up with a strategy. In the ring, Berry and Rainbow high five each other-

-3 minutes later-

-The chaos has since sufficed, as Berry and Reigns are the two legal women. Berry leaps over Reigns as she attempts a Spear, and when she turns around, kicks Reigns in the gut-

Whooves: Reigns could be hit with her second Bar Tab!

-Reigns, rather, pushes Berry away as she hooks her neck. This is the cue for Beth Drollins to springboard off the top rope and catch Berry with a diving knee, which drops Berry to one knee-

Ahuizotl: THAT KNEE! THAT KNEE BY BETH DROLLINS THAT HAS SET UP MANY A WIN FOR THE SWORD!

Whooves: It could claim Berry Punch tonight!

-Reigns brings Berry to her feet before grabbing both of her wrists with one hand. She pushes on Berry's back with her other hand, which turns her around, and leaves her exposed to be hit with a gruesome short-arm lariat that ignites the crowd, and turns her inside out, landing on her chest-

Ahuizotl: THE RAINMAKER! WRIST-LOCK INTO A SHORT ARM LARIAT!

Whooves: A STAPLE OF JAPANESE WRESTLING! ROSELY REIGNS HITS THE RAINMAKER!

-Rainbow attempts to crawl back into the ring and break up the pin, but Drollins is right behind her. She grabs onto her hurt leg and bashes it into the ring apron-

*1…...2…...3!* -the crowd can't even boo the elimination of Berry Punch, as they are too busy marking out over the Rainmaker being hit-

Whooves: Rainbow Dash...is all alone now…

Madden: Berry Punch, haaaaaas beeeeen EEEEELIMINATEEEEED!

22nd Elimination: Berry Punch by Rosely Reigns (4) (1:20:43) Assistance - Beth Drollins (3)

Crowd: THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Ahuizotl: And Rainbow Dash couldn't even stop the pin...this is NOT good at all…

-Drollins wastes no time in pulling Dash out to the floor by her hurt leg, calling her partners over-

Ahuizotl: AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVE RAINBOW DASH A CHANCE HERE! THIS FERAL PACK OF WOLVES IS GOING TO RIP RAINBOW DASH APART!

-Ditzbrose and Reigns run over and, along with Drollins, begin punching Dash in the head and stomping on her leg repeatedly-

Whooves: And they can take as long as they'd like! I don't blame anyone for not counting Rainbow Dash out yet. She didn't get this far on pure luck! But even so, I can't help but feel that the end is near…

Crowd: RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH! RAIN-BOW-DASH!

Ahuizotl: These fans aren't giving up on her, and that's what matters right now! The EWF Universe will cheer for Rainbow Dash until the very end! She can hear every single one of them, and if she goes down, she'll make them, and Mr. Rich proud of her!

-Mr. Rich looks on, nearly all of his emotions being deflated as Rainbow gets savagely pounded on. Rosely Reigns walks over to the Spanish announce table-

Reigns: You know the drill, amigos! MAKE WAY! -just in time, Drollins and Ditzbrose have arrived, dragging Rainbow Dash to the front of the table by both of her legs-

Whooves: We've survived all night without one of our tables being destroyed...I just never imagined, of all people, RAINBOW DASH being the one to go through it…

Ahuizotl: It's a depressing sight...I wish we didn't have to witness it…

-The roar of Rosely Reigns travels throughout the Symposium as Drollins and Ditzbrose lift up the carcass of Rainbow, placing her onto the shoulders of Reigns. Before all hope is lost, Dash is able to escape from the Powerbomb and land safely on the announce table-

Whooves: -as the crowd cheers, their hope multiplying by the second- MAYBE WE WON'T HAVE TO WITNESS IT!

Ahuizotl: GO, RAINBOW! GO!

-Ditzbrose begins to climb onto the table, so Dash leaps over onto the other one. It is a wobbly landing, and her leg nearly gives out, but she makes it-

Whooves: PRECARIOUS POSITION FOR THE CHAMPION!

-Dash looks at both of her sides, Drollins and Ditzbrose look ready to attack her. Dash surprises them both by turning around and moonsaulting into the arms of Reigns-

Ahuizotl: RAINBOW TRICKED THEM! But she's been CAUGHT by Rosely Reigns!

-Rainbow removes herself from this situation by planting her feet on the apron, and pulling herself upright onto it-

Whooves: AMAZING!

-Reigns turns around and eats a kick from Rainbow's unhurt leg for her troubles. The crowd applauds her tactics to escape danger as she enters the ring, smirking at the members of The Sword-

Ahuizotl: The Sword thought they had her cornered, but Rainbow Dash has always been chock full of surprises!

-Reigns, growling through her teeth as she holds her head, rushes the ring along with her cohorts. Dash cannot do much before Drollins wraps her arms around Dash's legs and pulls her to the ground-

Whooves: Playtime is over now!

-Ditzbrose and Reigns further damage Rainbow with kicks, stomps, punches, elbows, and anything else you could imagine while Drollins squeezes on her legs to hold her in place-

Crowd: LET'S GO RAIN-BOW! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO RAIN-BOW! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO RAIN-BOW! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO RAIN-BOW! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO RAIN-BOW! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO RAIN-BOW! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO RAIN-BOW! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO RAIN-BOW! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO RAIN-BOW! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

-The Sword soon stands over Rainbow, who can do nothing but be dragged into the middle of the ring-

Ahuizotl: Rainbow is battered...she can barely walk, and The Sword is about to put her completely out of commission…

-Reigns roars again, this time louder, as she is frustrated that it's taken this long to get to this point. Drollins and Ditzbrose set Rainbow up on Reigns' shoulder, but yet again, things do not go as planned, as Rainbow grabs both Ditzbrose and Drollins' heads with each hand and bashes them together-

Whooves: THERE IS NO STOPPING RAINBOW DASH! SHE REFUSES TO BE PUT DOWN BY THE SWORD!

-Ditzbrose and Drollins stumble away as Reigns runs towards the ropes, Rainbow still in the Powerbomb position. Dash grabs onto the top rope with both hands and flips Reigns over, causing her to land on the floor. She re-enters the ring and springboards off the middle rope, sending Ditzbrose over the top rope with a Dropkick-

Ahuizotl: All that leaves is Beth Drollins!

-Dash gets to her feet and quickly moves towards Drollins, successfully hitting her with the Rainbow Bash!-

Whooves: Though she mainly relies on high flying, the World Fighter's Champion is flat-out VICIOUS when it comes to just about everything else! The Rainbow Bash is one of those things…

-Rainbow grabs onto the top rope with both hands and flings herself over it, crashing into Ditzbrose and sending both of them to the floor-

Ahuizotl: Speaking of high flying, Rainbow needs to utilize her unfathomable skills in that department to nullify The Sword's offense.

-Rainbow gets to her feet and just barely is able to move out of the way of Rosely Reigns and send her crashing into the barricade behind them-

Whooves: RAINBOW AVERTS THE SPEAR!

Ahuizotl: At least Reigns was able to Spear the barricade…

-Rainbow climbs back onto the apron and then up onto the top turnbuckle, looking down at Drollins-

Ahuizotl: If there were ever a time to hit the Sonic Raindrop, it would be NOW! Rainbow Dash NEEDS to lessen her load!

-Suddenly, Swirlinaitis hops up onto the apron, which grabs everyone's attention as the crowd begins booing some more-

Whooves: Oh, get that peckerhead off the apron! He's got no business being here!

-Mr. Rich walks over and yanks Swirlinaitis off the apron, dropping down and bashing his fists into his face as he drops to the floor, the crowd losing their minds-

Ahuizotl: LOOK AT THIS! -he laughs- LOOK AT MR. RICH GO!

Whooves: THE BOSS IS GETTING PHYSICAL!

Ahuizotl: HE'S THROUGH WITH ALL THESE SHENANIGANS!

-Mr. Rich gets to his feet, adjusting his suit as he walks away from Swirlinaitis, who doesn't dare move-

Crowd: FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH! FIL-THY-RICH!

-Rainbow looks between Drollins on the mat, and Swirlinaitis on the floor-

Whooves: Don't worry about him, Rainbow! He wouldn't dare get involved again!

Ahuizotl: THINK ABOUT THIS, RAINBOW!

-Rainbow thinks for a long while, struggling with her inner thoughts, before she dives out of the ring, crashing into Swirlinaitis' ribs-

Whooves: SONIC RAINDROP TO THE EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT!

Ahuizotl: That title may not last for much longer, but I don't think Rainbow made the right choice in doing that!

Whooves: I suppose she just wants to make sure that Swirlinaitis doesn't resurface. I will admit that if I were her, I would worry about my opponent.

-Rainbow gets to her feet, and comes into contact with her opponent, as Beth Drollins dives through the middle rope, sending Rainbow banging into the barricade-

Whooves: WHAT A DIVE BY DROLLINS! AND SHE LANDS ON HER FEET!

Ahuizotl: SEE?! SEE NOW?! RAINBOW HAD A PERFECT CHANCE TO ELIMINATE BETH!

Whooves: And now she may regret making the choice she did!

-Drollins grabs Rainbow and throws her into the ring, sliding under the bottom rope herself. She measures Rainbow before running at her while she gets to her knees, jumping into the air and driving her foot into the back of Rainbow's head, planting it forcefully into the mat!-

Ahuizotl: CURB STOMP! CURB STOMP TO RAINBOW DASH! DROLLINS COULD PIN THE CHAMPION!

*1….2…-Rainbow gets her should up at LAST possible millisecond, sending the crowd into a crazed frenzy-

Whooves: MY HEART JUST SKIPPED A BEAT! AND I THINK MR. RICH'S DID, AS WELL!

Ahuizotl: HOW...HOW DID RAINBOW DASH KICK OUT?!

Whooves: It's the biggest match of her career! She CAN'T afford to let down all of those who have supported her!

Ahuizotl: It's also the biggest match of Beth Drollins' career, and she has no problem Curb Stomping Rainbow Dash until her brains are splattered all over the mat!

Drollins: GUYS, GET IN HERE! COME ON!

-Drollins calls for her teammates, who are slowly making their way back into the ring-

Ahuizotl: Drollins realizes that she can't put Rainbow Dash away on her own! The Sword COMBINED need to stamp out the endless heart of the World Fighter's Champion!

-No roar is needed from Reigns, as The Sword swiftly and fluently set up, and SET DOWN Rainbow Dash with their Triple Team Powerbomb!-

Whooves: YOU CAN KICK OUT, RAINBOW! DON'T LET THE HOPE COME TO AN END!

-Drollins sinks to the mat and hooks Rainbow Dash's leg, with Reigns and Ditzbrose standing by her sides-

*1…..2…..3!* -no boos can be heard. Just the distinct shock of all those in attendance-

Ahuizotl: No…..no…

Madden: -solemnly- Rainbow Dash...has been...ELIMINATED. Your winners of this match...Team Luna…-he hangs his head as we cut to Mr. Rich, who looks on at the ring in disbelief, his mouth agape, and his head slightly shaking. Reigns and Ditzbrose pull Drollins up to her feet and hug her, as their theme music blasts throughout the Symposium. The camera pans around the arena, glimpses of the many disgusted and somber faces of the EWF fans being shown-

Whooves: Mr. Rich...the EWF Universe...w-we...we're all in astonishment...over what has happened here at The Royal Rumble…

Ahuizotl: It's almost a feeling of...of denial...like...like this is all a cruel, horrible dream...but...but it's not...it's real...Rainbow Dash...she...she's been conquered...she couldn't overcome the odds…

Whooves: It was a hell of an effort...possibly the single greatest performance I have ever seen in this business...but in the end...not even the best of the best, could dull the blade of The Sword…The Sword, who, in one fell swoop, has delivered a crushing, lethal blow...to the chests...to the hearts of all those who wished for change...who wished for JUSTICE…

Ahuizotl: In the distorted reality of The Sword, and of Team Luna...this IS justice...and this may be change...but it is FAR from the change everyone on the other side of the fence was hoping for…

-The Sword bring their fists together over the corpse of Rainbow Dash, Beth Drollins shouting, "BELIEVE IN THE SWOOOORD" before the sole survivors of Team Luna file out of the ring, staring at Mr. Rich with wide smiles. Ditzbrose waves at her former boss, stating, "bye byeeee" in a sarcastic tone. The Sword then walk over to Mr. Swirlinaitis, and lift him onto their shoulders, beginning to carry him up the ramp. The hushed silence continues to leave a chilly feeling throughout the arena as Mr. Rich enters the ring-

Ahuizotl: Mr. Rich looks absolutely miserable right now…

-Rainbow is sitting in the ring, with her head hung low. She makes eye contact with Mr. Rich as he holds out his hand. Dash refuses to take it, feeling that she doesn't deserve it, and tries to make it to her own feet, which ends in her stumbling into the grasp of her boss, who gives to her the warmest of hugs, whispering positive things into her ear as a few claps can be heard in the arena, but most still can't get over what has happened.

With Dash now back up on her feet, Mr. Rich takes her hand and holds it into the air, more people cheering now, but this doesn't last for long as Rainbow shakes her hand away. Mr. Rich is confused as Rainbow holds HIS hand up instead, nearly the whole building being filled with applause and love at her humble gesture-

Rainbow: CHEER FOR HIM! -she points at Mr. Rich as her voice breaks, her face filled with tears and disappointment. All of the crowd accepts her request, and is on their feet, showing their utmost respect to the Godfather of the EWF. Mr. Rich nods, tears filling up his own eyes, and wrapping his arm around Rainbow Dash once again. He then wraps her arm around his neck, suggesting that he help her to the back. Rainbow shakes her head, her pride at an overwhelming rate, but she soon changes her mind as she looks at the mournful and heartbroken expression on her bosses' face. All parties continue to applaud the two as Mr. Rich slowly guides Rainbow out of the ring, never once relinquishing the grip his other hand has on her side, while the other holds her arm close to his neck. Rainbow is leg all the way up the ramp, with the crowd never once dropping in applause or respect. At the top of the stage, Filthy turns them both around, so they may look at the fans that adore them so-

Ahuizotl: It is a dark day for the EWF...but there will always be light at the end of the tunnel.

Whooves: All I can say is, let's count on this tunnel being a very short one…

-The broadcast comes to an end with Mr. Rich's hand being raised once more by Rainbow, the rousing ovation never ceasing as tears are shed by many, including the two at the top of the stage-

23rd Elimination: Rainbow Dash by Beth Drollins (1) (1:23:51) Assistance - Rosely Reigns (1) and Diane Ditzbrose (1)

Match Results:

Dark Match - Midnight Strike & Honeycomb defeated Bon Bon & Lyra and Flitter & Cloudchaser by Pinfall (14:27)
Scootaloo defeated Cadance by Pinfall (20:11)
Neon Lights defeated Shining Armor by Pinfall (17:48)
Rumble defeated Thunderlane, Bulk Biceps, and Rumble by Pinfall (26:19)
Scootaloo defeated Amira by Submission (23:26)
Team Luna defeated Team Rich (1:23:51)

Main Event Statistics:

Most Eliminations - Rosely Reigns (4)
Most Assists - Beth Drollins (3)
Shortest Time - Vultarian (16:03)
Longest Time - The Sword (1:23:51)
Submissions - 1
Pinfalls - 19
Countouts - 2
Disqualifications - 1