*The beautiful people...OHHHHH!*

-The barrage of fireworks commences as Monday Night Lunacy is now LIVE, as you can tell, thanks to the insatiable cheers of those in attendance. The annual "E DUB EFF" chant begins to reign out as we are met with Monday Night's favorite announce team, Ahuizotl and Garble-

Ahuizotl: Hello everyone and WELCOME...to Monday Night Lunacy!

Garble: And just like every week, you hear the crowd, you witnessed the fireworks, and this IS technically an episode of Lunacy, but it is unlike ANY you have ever seen! This...is LUNA..PALOOZA!

Ahuizotl: It's the biggest episode of Lunacy to date, on a night where championships will be defended, battlelines will be forged, and tensions will reach an all-time high. We're on the fast track to The Royal Rumble, but make NO mistake about it, the action will NEVER come to a standstill!

Garble: Before the action kicks off on this historic night, let's take it backstage, where our colleague Silver Shill is conducting an interview with two women who will participate in the first match, on the biggest Lunacy to DATE.

Silver: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing by with the Chick Combo champions, Lightning Dust...and Fluttershy. -the fearsome duo pops into the shot, Lightning Dust grinning and Fluttershy smiling meekly at Silver, a title belt adorning both of their waists- Ladies, you are all set to defend your rank as the top team on Lunacy against a group that has had it out for you for many months now, The Sword. -Lightning nods- How do you feel going into this match?

Lightning: You're right, those 3 have been wanting to take us out of commision since they stepped through the door. Before, it was simply to make an impact….but now, they have a REAL reason...THESE. -the camera zooms in on Lightning and Fluttershy's waist-

Fluttershy: The Sword have beaten us twice before, and we own up to that. But it's a totally different atmosphere now that our titles will be on the line. Just as hard as we fought in those previous tag team matches, we are going to fight even harder to hold onto the Chick Combo championships.

Lightning: The Sword are the reason we're even champions in the first place, and they are the reason we are united as one! Put any obstacle you wish in front of me and 'Shy, and we'll BASH right through it! The Sword may think they are the same...a united, unstoppable force, but tonight, when it matters most, me and Fluttershy are going to show them that the only TRUE injustice around here, is the fact that those three have gotten as far as they have.

Fluttershy: And tonight won't be the only time this week that we face The Sword. We'll also be on opposite teams of them this Sunday.

Lightning: I'm glad you brought that up, 'Shy! See, tonight is an all-important night for both Team Rich AND Team Luna. Before we get to The Royal Rumble, each team would be wise to build some momentum up for themselves. If you build momentum for you, you're also building momentum for your team, and you're making them stronger. You're ALSO making the other team second guess themselves, you're causing them to lose steam heading into the big battle.

Fluttershy: That's right! And as members of Team Rich, it is our duty to get the ball rolling for our team. We are the first up to bat tonight, and we intend to strikeout, and send the ball crashing through Team Luna's window! -she squees-

Lightning: Uhhh, 'Shy? A strikeout is bad. A home run is what you were looking for.

Fluttershy: Oh…-she blushes- is it? I'm sorry...I much prefer cock fighting, anyway.

Lightning: Whooooooa...but...don't you LIKE animals?

Fluttershy: Of course! -she smiles at her partner- The thing is...they're not ACTUALLY fighting. It's all staged, just for entertainment purposes.

Lightning: ….Huh. I never knew that. Imagine if wrestling was like that. Like, us and The Sword are good buddies in reality, and all that has happened between us has just been a storyline, for the sake of entertaining the fans. -Silver, Lightning and Fluttershy all stare into the camera, smiling for a good 25 seconds- Oh man, that's funny! Then we'd all just be a bunch of COCKS. -She clears her throat, getting back on track- But yeah, like 'Shy said...all of Team Rich is counting on us, and we WON'T let them down. And following in our footsteps, Twilight and her partner, which will be announced in due time, are going to send those two slut-crossed lovers back to the infirmary. And as Mr. Rich has told us, Twilight's partner is a GOOD one. -she winks-

Fluttershy: And in the main event, closing out what is going to be Team Rich's night, Berry Punch will WIN the Eternal Women's championship, and change the complexion of Team Luna completely.

Lightning: And NO amount of plastic surgery is going to be able to repair the surface of the soon-to-be UNRECOGNIZABLE mountain known as Team Luna. Stay tuned, because the facial DEconstruction begins RIGHT NOW. -Fluttershy and Lightning Dust walk off as we head back to ringside-

*SIERRA, WHISKEY, OSCAR, ROMEO, DELTA...SWORD* -the crowd is already pumped as the Hounds of Justice are spotted in the aisleway-

Garble: Full speed ahead, people! Chick Combo titles are up for grabs!

Madden: The following TAG TEAM CONTEEEEST, is scheduled foooor ONE FAAAAALL! Aaaaand, is for the CHIIIICK..COMBOOOOOO..CHAMPIOOOOONSHIIIIIPS! Introducing, the challengeeers...THEEEEEEEE SWOOOOOORD!

Ahuizotl: The first thing you may notice, is that the challengers' combined weight was not listed. There is a reason for that.

Garble: Yeah, and that's because for ONCE, the challengers in a title match have the clear advantage! Sure, Fluttershy and Lightning Dust can retain the championship by Disqualification or Countout, but The Sword have a caveat, exclusive only to THEM. The champs don't know which two members of The Sword they're going up against.

Ahuizotl: And that plays into the gameplan of Drollins, Ditzbrose, and Reigns COMPLETELY. They're already used to carrying the element of surprise with the fact that you never know when they're going to attack you, but now they've even manage to gather that same element in the biggest match of their careers thus far.

-Drollins somersaults over the barricade, with Ditzbrose soon jumping over behind her while Reigns calmly steps over the barricade on the other side-

Garble: The Sword have yet to be pinned or submitted since arriving on the scene here in the EWF. They've been a constant source of destruction and misfortune since they kicked down the doors of the Asylum, and tonight is their night to firmly plant their blade into the soil, into the FOUNDATION of the EWF, by capturing their first titles.

Ahuizotl: With the recent power struggle coming to fruition here on Lunacy, everybody is all worked up about gaining clout. As members of Team Luna, a win tonight for The Sword would not only give them the power to continue to spread their mission of eliminating "injustice," but it would quickly put the ball in the favor of Luna and her teammates.

-The members of The Sword opt to stay out of the ring, and instead gather in front of the announce table and get in some last minute strategizing-

*Welcome to the Danger Zone!* -the cheers keep coming, but now a slew of "YAYS" are beginning to get mixed in-

Madden: Aaaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 244 POOOOOUNDS...they are the CHIIIIICK. COMBOOOOO CHAMPIOOOOONS...FLUUUUUTTERSHYYYYY, aaaaand LLLLLLLIIIIIIGHTNIIIIIIING DUST!

Garble: Ever since making their arrival in the EWF, two of the very first victims of The Sword have been Lightning Dust and Fluttershy. They were on the radar of The Sword even BEFORE they became the Chick Combo champions!

Ahuizotl: They've had numerous encounters with The Sword, and at times, the champs have sent the Hounds of Justice packing, but when it comes to sanctioned matches, Lightning Dust and Fluttershy have yet to neutralize The Sword.

Garble: This will be second title defense for the champions. Their first title defense, was against Turf and Silver Spoon, and Fluttershy and LD only retained their titles, because The Sword decided to get involved, and thus, the match was thrown out. The Sword have beaten Lightning and Fluttershy in two 6 women tag team matches to date, and that earned them the right to face them for their titles.

Ahuizotl: Like the champions said, neither of those matches matter as much as THIS one does, and Lightning Dust and Fluttershy plan to win when it matters the most, and that is when their titles are at stake.

-Fluttershy and Lightning both stand atop the same turnbuckle, overlooking their fans before removing their belt from their waists and holding it high into the air, which is when they now bring their attention towards The Sword, who are gathered outside the ring. Lightning leaps off the turnbuckle as Fluttershy remains on the turnbuckle, leading her fans in a deafening "YAY" chant.

The Sword begin to take their positions, Rosely Reigns climbing on the apron in front of the announce table, Drollins on the apron to her right, and Ditzbrose on the apron to her left-

Ahuizotl: And like The Sword have done so many times, they look to prey on their opponents before the bell even rings…

-Fluttershy and Lightning look around at the three members of The Sword, unsure of who to attack-

Lightning: Come on! Which two of you chumps are steppin' up to get BEAT DOWN?

-Reigns walks over to her left and grabs the tag rope, signifying that she will be one of the champions' opponents-

Garble: There's one half of the mystery solved! Who will be Rosely Reigns' tag team partner?

Crowd: WE WANT DROLLINS-DI-ANE DITZ-BROSE! WE WANT DROLLINS-DI-ANE DITZ-BROSE! WE WANT DROLLINS-DI-ANE DITZ-BROSE!

Garble: This crowd is split, 'Zotl!

Ahuizotl: The unhinged Diane Ditzbrose, or the cagey Beth Drollins…

-Before The Sword can catch their breath, Fluttershy unexpectedly grabs ahold of Drollins and throws her into the ring, much to the crowd's delight. Lightning, meanwhile knocks Ditzbrose off of the apron, which sends her crashing into the barricade behind her-

Garble: And the champions are the ones that wind up making the choice!

Ahuizotl: Whether The Sword were planning on sending Drollins into the affray or not, the Chick Combo champions are showing the challengers that THEY are the ones in control THIS time around!

-Lightning exits the ring as Rosely Reigns is scowling on the apron, whatever plan she and her teammates had not going how they expected-

Match 1: Chick Combo Championships - The Sword vs Fluttershy & Lightning Dust

-On the outset of the bell, Fluttershy is already sending a slew of her ferocious kicks into the chest of Beth Drollins, each kick earning a "YAY" from the crowd-

Garble: What I found so amazing about this is that Fluttershy, a woman who once FEARED The Sword, is the one that couldn't WAIT to get her hands on whichever member she could! I don't know why she chose Drollins, but I'm betting right now that Beth wishes she was on the receiving end of Lightning's attack, not this!

Ahuizotl: ANYTHING but this! Fluttershy may be timid, she may waver under pressure, but she is DAMN SURE not feeble! All that The Sword has done to her and her dearest friends, combined with the responsibility of being a champion, has caused her to up her game TEN-FOLD! She won't be dominated tonight, I can assure you!

-The crowd "OHHHHHHs" as Fluttershy backs up after another kick. Rather than initiate a final blow, she tags in Lightning Dust, which deflates a bit of the crowd. But they come back to life soon enough as Fluttershy hip tosses Lightning Dust, Lightning nailing Drollins with a Shining Wizard as she does a front flip, the crowd getting in their final "YAY"!-

Ahuizotl: What teamwork! What AGILITY!

-The crowd chants "LIGHT-NING DUST" as Lightning covers Beth, getting barely above a 1 count-

Garble: That would've been the shortest championship match of all!

Ahuizotl: After all those kicks, and that BEAUTIFUL double-team, and Beth Drollins kicked out at only ONE?! Man...there is no doubt that The Sword DESERVE to have this opportunity!

Garble: I don't know how you could think otherwise. They've accomplished so many things, beaten so many high-profile superstars, and winning the Chick Combo titles would be the spearhead of their credentials!

-8 minutes later-

-Reigns reaches out her hand for Drollins to tag it, which she does. Reigns then lifts Fluttershy into the air in a Torture Rack position while Drollins climbs up to the top-

Garble: What are they going for here?

-Drollins jumps off the top, diving her knee into Fluttershy's forehead, followed by Reigns bending over and dropping Fluttershy off of her shoulders and onto the mat face first-
Ahuizotl: -as the crowd OHHHHs- They utilized the speed of Drollins, and the strength of Reigns, and that super combo could bring home the titles for them!

-Reigns covers Fluttershy as Drollins keeps Lightning Dust out of the ring-

*1…..2…..-Fluttershy kicks out, which the crowd cheers loudly for-

Garble: SHE KICKED OUT! FLUTTERSHY KICKS OUT!

-Drollins turns around and begins throwing a fit as the crowd begins chanting "YAY" again and again-

Ahuizotl: THE WILL TO WIN. THE WILL TO RETAIN HER TITLE. THE WILL OF THESE FANS! THEY ALL KEEP FLUTTERSHY'S DREAM ALIVE!

-Drollins turns around as Lightning Dust flies off the top rope, knocking her to the mat with a crossbody, with sends Drollins rolling out of the ring in a hurry-

Garble: And Lightning disposes of Drollins!

-4 minutes later-

-Rosely Reigns runs at Lightning, looking to hit her with a wicked Spear, but Lightning jumps over Reigns, who barrels over to Fluttershy in the corner, who pulls down the top rope and sends Reigns falling out to the floor-

Garble: Lightning has tasted that Spear one too many times, and she didn't want to experience it again!

-Lightning looks around at the crowd as they are all cheering for something big, which Lightning plans to give them as she runs off the ropes, jumping onto the top rope and flying to the outside with a Shooting Star Press-

Garble: FUCKING BEAUTIFUUUUU-Unfortunately, Reigns catches Lightning and ruins her great moment- LIGHTNING'S CAUGHT!

Ahuizotl: ROSELY REIGNS, SHOWCASING HER MUSCLE!

-Drollins tries to bumrush Fluttershy from behind as she is in the ring, but Fluttershy turns around and vaults Drollins over the top rope. She frontflips to the outside, right into the other FREE hand of her partner!-

Garble: HOW STRONG IS THIS WOMAN?!

Ahuizotl: BOTH ATTEMPTS TO KNOCK HER DOWN HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL, THANKS IN PART TO HER FREAKISH STRENGTH!

-Before Reigns can let her partner down, Fluttershy is flying off the top turnbuckle and sending both of her feet into the face of Reigns, knocking her and both the women she is carrying onto the ground!-

Garble: Fluttershy takes to the air to get the job done!

-Fluttershy picks her partner up as the crowd chants "THIS IS AWE-SOME"-

-3 minutes later-

-After a Samoan Drop to Lightning Dust, Rosely Reigns backs up into a nearby corner-

Ahuizotl: The Sword have had some wobbly intervals throughout this match, but they may be about to get their first taste of gold in the EWF!

Garble: The champions' reign is one Spear away from ending!

Reigns: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH-WAAAAA-Reigns battlecry is broken up as she is pulled down to the mat and out of the ring by Rarity and Twilight Sparkle as the bell rings-

Ahuzitol: That's Twilight Sparkle and Rarity! Members of Team Rich!

Garble: The match has been called off!

-Ditzbrose runs over to help her Sister in Arms out as she is met with fists from Rarity. Fluttershy and Lightning Dust go to the outside and help Twilight and Rarity beat up Reigns and Ditzbrose-

Garble: The Sword is being outnumbered! That hasn't happened too often to them!

-Reigns and Ditzbrose realize this is a lost cause, so they push their 4 attackers away, scoop up Drollins, and exit through the barricade next to the timekeeper's area-

Ahuizotl: The Sword got away before they became casualties at the hands of four members of Team Rich!

Garble: And it's quite obvious why Twilight and Rarity cost The Sword the Chick Combo championships. They want their team to send as many messages as possible to the enemy team before this Sunday. Them interfering in this match, and taking something away from The Sword puts them in control. It puts all of Team Rich in the driver's seat, especially mentally!

Ahuizotl: And it means that Team Rich is going into The Royal Rumble with the Chick Combo championships in THEIR position. Team Rich needs all the edges they can afford over Team Luna, and they just ensured that they can claim to have something that Team Luna DOESN'T. It might seem pretty petty, but it's actually a savvy tactic when you think about it. Now Team Luna does not have the added confidence that comes with a few of your members holding extra gold.

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen...your winners, as a result...of a DISQUALIFICATION...THE SWOOOOORD! -The Sword stand atop the aisleway, but they are most displeased despite their victory, as they did not achieve what they had yearned for- However STILL, your CHIIIIICK COMBOOOO CHAMPIOOOONS...FLUUUUUUTTERSHHHHHYYY! AAAAAAND LLLLLLLLIIIIIIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DUST! -the crowd cheers as the champions raise their titles high in the air with one arm, with Rarity raising the other of Fluttershy's arms, and Twilight raising the other of Lightning's arms as Lightning's theme music hits-

Garble: The Sword may have technically won this match, but do you hear whose theme music is playing? That's LIGHTNING's theme music, and that makes this a MORALE victory for ALL of Team Rich!

Ahuizotl: In fact, don't be surprised if this winds up being the difference maker in Team Luna being DETHRONED at The Royal Rumble! I'm serious...this is a BIG blow to that team!

Drollins: YOU BASTARDS! YOU CAN'T HOLD DOWN THE SWORD!

Ditzbrose: Justice is knocking at your door, ladies...AND YOU CAN'T OUTRUN IT! -Reigns and Drollins hold Ditzbrose back as she looks to be ready to head back down to the ring, but thinks otherwise. The Sword walks off without titles, but not without hope that this injustice will be dealt with. We go to commercial with the four members of Team Rich in the ring congratulating themselves on putting their team ahead mentally of Team Luna-

-We return from commercial in the locker room of Giz Hero. Giz is sitting on a bench, putting on his forearm pads, which give even more of an impact to his fierce uppercuts. Flitter walks into the room, which makes Giz smile immeasurably as he gets to his feet-

Giz: Hey there, my sweet! -he picks Flitter up in his strong grasp and wraps his arms around her dainty frame before putting her down- You ready to head out? Our match is up next.

Flitter: -she looks like she is battling with her inner thoughts- Well, before we did...there's something I'd like to bring up.

Giz: Of course. What's that?

Flitter: Ever since last week...after my match, when I stormed up to my sister...I've been thinking about what her and Thunderlane said…

Giz: -he sighs, before sitting back down on the bench- I guess that's to be expected. They made some valid points...both of them.

Flitter: Yeah, they did...as much as I don't like thinking about what they said, I can't really help but agree with them. Why DIDN'T you come down to ringside when members of The System began showing up?

Giz: -he scratches the back of his head as he looks down at his boots- I really wish I could reassure you with some clear-cut, well thought out response...but I honestly don't KNOW why I didn't come to your aid...

Flitter: Well, at least you're sincere in your shortcomings. That DOESN'T reassure me for sure…

Giz: I'm just...I'm just still so...NEW to this whole...companion thing. I know that probably sounds pitiful, but you're the first girl who has ever really...approached me without snickering and poking fun at me. You actually gave me the time of day, and you accept me for who I am. Sometimes, I still doubt myself...I don't know what to say to you, I don't know how I should act...I wonder frequently how a spastic geek like me could ever catch the eye of a stunning, gentle butterfly like you...

-Flitter sits on Giz's lap, kissing him on the cheek so that his eyes may now meet with hers-

Flitter: -she frowns- Why you gotta run yourself down like that? You're not being the confident, bold man that I fell in love with. Although I do admire this vulnerable side of you! -she giggles as a light smile crosses Giz's face- I won't take advantage of it, though. No, just the opposite. I'll perk you up like always!

Giz: -he kisses Flitter's lips, suddenly gaining his confidence back- You've always been an expert at that. I'm sorry for doubting myself...and I'm sorry for not being there for you last week.

Flitter: Don't be. We all question ourselves at some point. And I forgive you. You've been there for me every other time when I needed you.

Giz: True, but...but last week was when you needed me THE most. You were being attacked from all angles, and I wasn't even there to help you like you've helped me. YOU were there when I won the Carnage championship, and I couldn't even give you the same treatment…

Flitter: That's all in the past. Sure, things didn't go exactly as I planned, but it's not a TOTAL loss. I still have the most considerate, splendid man in my life. -they kiss again, as Giz blushes heavily-

Giz: You're so forgiving...I...I don't deserve you in the SLIGHTEST.

Flitter: Ohhhh...stop that. You talk me up like I'm some kind of harmless goddess that can do no wrong. We both know I can be a relentless, fire-breathing BITCH when I want to. Hell, I was all set to tear my own sister's HEAD off last week!

Giz: You should've directed all of your anger towards ME. I'm the one that deserves it…

Flitter: Don't say that, sweetie. You did all that you could to stand up for both me AND yourself when Cloudchaser and Thunderlane were scrutinizing us.

Giz: I was about to kick Thunderlane's ass…

Flitter: I was about to kick BOTH of their asses, so don't be ashamed. You felt that he was threatening me, and you were defending your honor as my lover. I wasn't thinking about that. I was just furious, and looking to take my anger out on someone. You shouldn't put all the blame on yourself. It was all really my fault.

Giz: How can you say that? You had EVERY right to be mad! Such a fantastic opportunity was stolen RIGHT out from under you, and nobody was even there to make sure that didn't happen!

Flitter: That may be the case, but I reacted too harshly to everyone. I shouldn't have lashed out at my sister, or her boyfriend, and I certainly shouldn't have dragged you into the flames.

Giz: I am willing to go to hell and BACK to strengthen our relationship.

Flitter: Awww~ I appreciate that, but me and my sister's bond is supposed to be eternal, and I almost strained it because of something so petty…

Giz: Well, like you said, it's ETERNAL. It'll never end. Nothing can get in the way of you guys!

Flitter: It may seem that way, but having to fight her for the first time tonight surely won't do us any favors…

Giz: Yeah, that must be difficult...I'm sure Cloudchaser has no interest in fighting you, either. I'll make SURE that you two don't have to cross paths!

Flitter: -she hugs Giz, relieved- Thank you, Gizzy! That removes a lot of stress from BOTH of our shoulders…

Giz: Don't mention it! I don't know what's going to happen out there, but one thing is for sure...the only two ways this match ISN'T ending, is by you pinning Cloudchaser, or Cloudchaser pinning you. I know I wasn't able to help you out last week, but that WILL NOT happen again. I will be by your side from now on ALWAYS.

Flitter: So will I! You have my word!

Giz: So do you! And my word is as golden as the gold around my waist! -Giz picks up his title and puts his free arm around Flitter, holding her close. Flitter lays her head sideways on Giz's shoulder as the couple exits the locker room to begin making their way to the ring-

-We cut to the ring. The lights rise to show Suri Poloman standing with a microphone, much of the crowd cheering at her arrival-

Suri: ...Ladies and gentlemen...my name, is Suri...Poloman. -the crowd cheers- And I am the advocate, for the SOON-TO-BE..UNDISPUTED. IRREFUTABLE. UNIMPEACHABLE. INDUBITABLY SO..CARNAGE..CHAMPION..OF. THE. WORLD...BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEPS! -the cheers increase as Suri Poloman smirks-

Crowd: BULK BI-CEPS! BULK BI-CEPS! BULK BI-CEPS! BULK BI-CEPS!

Suri: You all know his name! You have seen what he is capable of! You've seen the looks, on the faces of his opponents, when his music hits! The way the sweat emerges from even the deepest of pores, and trickles down the skin! The look in their eyes...so forlorn! Nothing but pure, unadulterated ANGST. Angst and dread and panic and FRIGHT, within the hearts within the minds within the SOULS! WITHIN THE SOULS OF ALL THE UNSUSPECTING! This is what Bulk Biceps can do to a human being! This is the risk you run when you step into the ring with Bulk Biceps! You are literally IMMERSING yourself in a world of AGONY. A world of agony and suffering and misery and torment and UTTER DESTRUCTION, BEYOND COMPREHENSION TO THE HUMAN MIND! -cheers- It cannot be explained it cannot be escaped it cannot eradicated IT CANNOT BE STOPPED! The only thing that will be stopped is your resolve! Your will to fight your will to persist your will to endure YOUR WILL TO SURVIVE, IT WILL ALL BE TESTED, and ultimately...it will PERISH! -more cheers- Tonight...we will see a 3 team tag match...it's up next, actually. I just came out here to...give you my perspective on such a match. My client, will not be a part of this match. And do you wanna know WHHHHYYYY? Are you aware of the reason why this match was contrived in the first place? Because of CHILDISH, FRIVOLOUS, SENSELESS BICKERING. And the reason WHY Bulk Biceps is not in this match is because, well, one...I, am an ADVOCATE...NOT a wrestler. But mainly, it is due to the fact, that my client does not waste his time...in such TRIVIAL affairs! The issue of siblings suddenly turning on each other, or putting the blame for an irrelevant matter on somebody else when it DOESN'T matter who was of the wrongdoing, and not to mention making a pointless commotion over something as ABSURD as interfering with your SELFIE PRIVILEGES….-she rolls her eyes- none of this matters to my client. None of this should matter AT ALL. My client...is concentrating on ONE thing, and ONE thing only...and that is to be the CARNAGE..CHAMPION! Because being, the Carnage Champion, means that you are the BEST male athlete on Lunacy. This should be the ONLY thing, that the other 3 individuals that are fighting for this title ALONG with my client, should be directing their attention to. But all of them, even the current champion, Giz Hero, who has been INSISTING since he returned to the EWF, that he is no-nonsense, that he is here to be number one and NOTHING MORE. But suddenly...he's begun to PRIDE himself, on being the best boyfriend in the locker room. -she opens her mouth and points her index finger at it- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS IS OUR CHAMPION, YET RATHER THAN PREPARE HIMSELF, FOR HIS VERY FIRST TITLE DEFENSE, HE'D RATHER SPEND HIS TIME, DEDICATING HIMSELF...to apologize to his girlfriiiiend, and stand uuuuup for her-WHY CAN'T SHE STAND UP FOR HERSELF?! Why isn't SHE the one apologizing to YOU?! She's the one letting you deal with HER problems! She's taking time away from YOUR preparation, from YOUR title defense! The same goes for that of Thunderlane and Cloudchaser. These women are becoming BURDENS on your career! What do you hope to achieve by going into a match with a HUNGRY, ALL-POWERFUL, INEXORABLE, ASS-KICKING MACHINE!? You're both trying to impress your companions, acting all macho when they're around, when we all know you can't hold a CANDLE compared to Bulk Biceps! Rumble, you're a bit of a different story. You've got your head on straight a little bit more, probably because everyone you were once able to impress has left you, but that's not such a bad thing. Even your title was taken away from you, and trust me….with Bulk Biceps around, you won't ever get to indulge yourself in the comforting feeling of gold EVER again. Your problem, Rumble, is that you are more focused on your appearance..than your ADHERENCE. You are the single most self-centered, pompous individual I have ever known, and this Sunday, at The Royal RUMBLE...fittingly enough, you will be given a royal ASS-KICKING, from the next...and very LAST Carnage Champion...BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLK! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEPS! -the crowd cheers-

Crowd: PLEASE KEEP TAL-KING! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PLEASE KEEP TAL-KING! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* PLEASE KEEP TAL-KING! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Suri: I'm very appreciative of the fact that you're all enjoying my monologues, but unfortunately I have just ONE last point to make. -the crowd boos as Suri nods her head in an "I know, I know" fashion- All of my client's opponents in the Fatal Four Way match are magnificent athletes. With that being said, they all have had their time to shine. They are no longer on top of their game, and even if they WERE...my client is simply a cut above the rest. He is in PEAK physical condition, and his mind is clear of any and ALL diversions. His opponents can spend all the time they want worrying themselves to the bone about such senseless intrusions. It will only make it THAT much easier for my client to bring them to their knees, and more importantly, become the most RENOWNED, COMMANDING, FEARSOME, and DOMINANT champion, this company will EVER KNOW! AND YOU CAN'T. DISPUTE. THAT! -Suri throws the microphone high into the air, leaving the ring as it bounces off the mat, the crowd showing her so much support after another masterful promo-

Ahuizotl: Wow...this woman does not pull any punches.

Garble: Hell no! She tells it like it is! Or, at least how SHE sees it, and this crowd can't get enough of her and her spiels!

Ahuizotl: She is quite the intricate speaker. She's got so many people buying into her client, and truthfully...I'm one of them.

Garble: You've got to respect her for going above and beyond in order to get people behind her client, no matter who else's toes she steps on while she does it.

*Since they wanna know…* -the crowd envelopes the arena with many cheers as our first tenacious tandem makes their way into the limelight of the Asylum-

Madden: The following...is a TRIPLE THREAT, MIXED..TAG TEAM MATCH, and is scheduled foooor ONE FAAAAAALL! Introducing first, at a COMBINED WEIGHT..of 355 POOOOOUNDS! FAAAAAAH-LITTEEEERRRR! And..the CARNAAAAAAGE CHAMPIOOOOON...GIIIIIIIIIIIZ..HEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOO!

-Suri looks behind her, shaking her head as Giz and Flitter make their way down the ring. She then exits the stage-

Garble: I'm glad neither of these two are letting the pandemonium that ensued last week come between them. The last thing Giz needs 6 days before his very first title defense is a tampered relationship. He needs to be nothing but focused on that match.

Ahuizotl: You know, I think what you just said is being glossed over too much. Giz doesn't seem to have a reason for not assisting Flitter in her match last week, but could there be a possibility that Giz has been so fixated on retaining his title that he let his guard down, and didn't realize Flitter needed him?

Garble: That's actually a great point! That title certainly means the world to Giz as a competitor, but Flitter is the first girl he's ever shared his heart with. If you think Giz would purposely leave Flitter to defend herself, you are a heartless asshole, and there truly is no hope for you on this earth.

Ahuizotl: Hopefully he does keep his promise, though. As Flitter said, and as we have witnessed many times before, she can be a pure HELLCAT, and I can't even IMAGINE what will become of Giz if he goes back on his word!

-Flitter and Giz slap hands with the fans as they make their way to the ring-

Garble: I'm not going to doubt Giz for a SECOND. He is a true gentleman, and he's also smart enough to realize, despite being new to the relationship game, that women can ruthlessly tear you apart in a moment's notice.

Ahuizotl: Why do you think my eyes are so close together? One shot with a crowbar dented my skull completely, and even the most prolific of surgeons were unable to return my face to its former glory!

Garble: Heh...all because you didn't get her that Red Lobster gift card she had her heart set on, huh?

Ahuizotl: It was Olive Garden, thank you very much…

-Flitter enters the ring as Giz climbs atop the top turnbuckle, holding his arms out and pumping them like a machine gun. Flitter then holds her hands up. Giz grabs her hands and jumps over his lover, flipping her frame over his head and letting go of her hands when she lands on her feet in front of him-

Ahuizotl: A unique game of lovers' leapfrog! It's so refreshing to see these two act so happy around each other!

-The sound of Thunderlane's theme song adds some boos to the atmosphere of the Asylum, but a few cheers can be heard as well-

Madden: Aaaand their opponents...FIRST! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 348 POOOOUNDS..CLOOOOUDCHASEEEERRR..AAAAAND THUUUUUNDERLAAAAAANE!

Garble: This match was set up by the chairman of EWF, Mr. Rich, after he was treated to a cornucopia of squabbling last week in the backstage area.

Ahuizotl: Flitter initiated the squabbling, but it was when Giz got in Thunderlane's face that the tensions truly intensified. This will mark the first time that Cloudchaser and Flitter, two inseparable siblings, will compete in a match together.

Garble: And they may adore each other, but their boyfriends don't think too highly of one another. Giz and Thunderlane have been at each other's throats since the night Thunderlane made his debut on Lunacy. Their rivalry has now reached once uncharted territories of personal now that they are both dating each of the sister's.

Ahuizotl: It must be incredibly uncomfortable for the girls to watch their men bicker amongst themselves, but when a championship is at stake, can you blame them?

Crowd: THUNDER-LAAAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THUNDER-LAAAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THUNDER-LAAAAAME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: I'm sure the sisters weren't expecting themselves to be embroiled in this feud between their boyfriends. Now they are going to be on opposite sides of the ring for the first time ever. I can only imagine the agony this is causing them…

-Cloudchaser looks distressed as she looks to the ring and sees her sister in there. Not even Thunderlane's soft lips being placed upon her hand can comfort her soul, however, she will be there for her boyfriend and put aside her selfish feelings. She enters the ring with him as Giz and Thunderlane stare holes through each other, while the two sisters refuse to make eye contact, both with frowns on their face-

*Is it my eyes, when you look at me?* -more cheers are heard, but the boos are still noticeable-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 359 POOOOUNDS...PHOOOOTOOOOO FINIIIIIISH..aaaaaaand RrrrrrrrUUUUUUMBLLLLLEEEE!

-Photo Finish backpedals down the ramp with her camera in hand, snapping many extravagant shots of Rumble as he puts work in with his much smaller phone in hand-

Ahuizotl: I've never seen anybody take pictures of a model who doesn't even LOOK into THE CAMERA…

Garble: Hey, Rumble is revolutionizing a new form of modeling that I like to call the "laze gaze." It's gonna catch on, I'm telling you.

Ahuizotl: And he's also begun to INSIST that we inform the audience of what type of fur he is wearing each week…-a heavy sigh- I...I can't do this. I take this man less and less serious every single week...

Garble: Then allow me, someone who has an immense adoration for all of the fine furs of the world, to educate the audience. Ehem! This week, Rumble is sporting the fur of a very rare ALL-black Dingo, which you can now only find roaming the plains of Asia.

Ahuizotl: I'm just stupefied by the fact that THIS man is challenging for the Carnage championship this Sunday...I must digress, though, because as uninterested as he may seem when it comes to this entire affair, Rumble is one of the greatest athletes you will find. That's what drives me silly the MOST!

-Rumble rests upon the ring apron, sporting duckfaces as he snaps selfies with his phone. Meanwhile, Photo Finish is shouting excited phrases in German as she clicks the shutter on her camera so much that her thumb begins to slightly bleed-

Giz: -approaching Thunderlane- You and me BOTH know that the LAST thing our girls want to do is fight each other. So how about we keep our differences to ourselves, and not allow our hostility to transfer into them?

Thunderlane: I'm fine with that. You're right. This has nothing to do with them. -he cracks his knuckles- It's all about that title of yours, which they ain't fighting for…

-As the two get ready to square off, Rumble shows up next to them. He puts his hands on his hips in a fussy fashion as he realizes that neither one of them is paying any attention to him-

Rumble: Hey, what gives?! I'm right here! -he begins waving his arms out- Hello, gorgeous guy right next to you! Dammit! Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Look at what I can do with my face! -suddenly, as if it is under his control, the camera zooms in on Rumble's face as he puckers his lips out, raises his eyebrow, and smirks with the left side of his face- That was gorgeous, wasn't it?!

Garble: I've always wondered how he does that! He's telepathically controlling our cameras!

Thunderlane: -as he and Giz finally humor Rumble and move their heads to the side to meet with his face- Oh hey, bro...didn't see you there.

Rumble: Yeah right! Admit it, your eyes were about to melt out of your skull because they hadn't gotten a peek at me in an indistinguishable amount of time! I saved your precious eyeballs, now you owe THANKS to the King of Cuteville-

-Thunderlane answers back with a swift Superkick right to Rumble's mush, which sends him tumbling through the middle rope and down to the floor, a bit of the crowd cheering, and much of it chanting "NOT THE FACE!"-

Ahuizotl: And there goes Rumble! Thank HEAVENS for Thunderlane!

Garble: As you know, only two participants can be in the ring at once in this match. Rumble knew this...he just couldn't handle the fact that all the attention wasn't focused on him.

Ahuizotl: Well, Thunderlane's BOOT sure gave him the attention that his face deserved!

Giz: -giving a small applause- I gotta say, I rather appreciate the way you handled that.

Thunderlane: That's the only proper way to pop a blister like him!

Ahuizotl: And now these two heated rivals can go at it once more!

-The referee rings the bell as Photo Finish checks on Rumble, who is huffing and puffing after the uncalled for Superkick from his brother. In the ring, Giz and Thunderlane lock up and begin taking it to each other-

Match 2: Rumble and Photo Finish vs Thunderlane and Cloudchaser vs Giz Hero and Flitter

-6 minutes later-

-Photo Finish lands in Flitter's corner after an armdrag from Cloudchaser. Photo is hurting, until she smirks deviously, as a thought comes across her mind. She gets to her feet and slaps the shoulder of Flitter before scurrying away to Rumble's corner-

Garble: Oh how villainous Photo Finish is...trying to ruin the solid vow that Thunderlane and Giz had!

-Flitter gulps as she nervously steps through the middle rope and into the ring. Cloudchaser looks like she'd rather be anywhere else in the world but here. As Flitter approaches her sister, Giz rushes into the ring and steps in between them, holding Flitter back-

Ahuizotl: Getting them to fight won't be THAT easy! Giz made a promise!

-Rumble intends to FORCE Giz to go back on his promise as he enters the ring, but his advances are halted as he runs into a lethal uppercut from Giz, which sends him tumbling to the mat-

Garble: OH! Bicep to the jaw! Rumble pays the price for interfering!

-Thunderlane enters the mix and clotheslines Rumble over the top rope and down to the floor as he gets to his feet-

Ahuizotl: And this will be the only time Giz and Thunderlane work together, to protect their girlfriends' bond with each other!

-Photo Finish foolishly jumps onto the back of Thunderlane, choking him with one arm and pounding the other into his head at once-

Garble: Look at this! The Fashionable Fiends are determined to get Flitter and Cloudchaser to go up against each other!

-Thunderlane refrains from forcing Photo Finish off of him, and instead lets his girlfriend do it. Cloudchaser yanks Photo off of her man and Irish Whips her into the corner. She then walks over, grabbing the tag rope and forcing it into Photo's mouth before slapping her on the shoulder and exiting the ring much to the crowd's delight-

Garble: ….welp! That's a pretty surefire way to get yourself out of a tag team match!

Ahuizotl: I've never seen anyone force an opponent to floss with the tag rope so that they can tag themselves out, but that was quite impressive by Cloudchaser.

Garble: Usually, Cloudchaser would want to stay in this match, so she could possibly pick up the victory for her team in due time, but when the girl she's about to lock up with is her sister, everything changes...

-Flitter shrugs, winking at her sister before running at the corner and jumping into the air, twisting herself and planting her elbow into Photo's jaw-

Garble: That's interesting. We've seen Giz do that on many occasions, except with his bicep and not his elbow.

Ahuizotl: I have the strangest urge to see Flitter bust out a Giant Swing right now! -he slams his fist onto the announce table with hopeful glee-

-8 minutes later-

-With Photo and Flitter being the legal combatants, Thunderlane dives to the outside and takes Giz out-

Ahuizotl: What a wild match this has been!

-Flitter is in awe of the action outside of the ring as Photo Finish comes up from behind and nails her with her signature, the Lens Flare! She then treks over to the corner, where Cloudchaser is standing on the apron-

Garble: I think Photo is going to attempt to get Cloudchaser back into this match, so she has to fight her sister!

-Cloudchaser realizes this and knocks Photo away from her with a headbutt, the crowd OHHH'ing as both women's skulls smack together-

Ahuizotl: Oh jeez! Cloudchaser tagged Photo Finish before she could be tagged herself!

-Cloudchaser enters the ring, infuriated and annoyed by Photo's antics throughout this match. As she gets to her feet, Cloudchaser winds up and throws a right hook her way. Unfortunately, Photo ducks, and Cloudchaser's hand connects smoothly with the face of...Flitter, who had gotten back up to her feet and was also looking to pursue Photo-

Garble: -as the crowd OHHHs yet again- OH NO! OH NO! CLOUDCHASER INADVERTENTLY HIT HER SISTER!

-Flitter falls to the mat, covering her face as Cloudchaser looks on in astonishment, with her jaw dropped and her hands over her head-

Ahuizotl: THIS IS AWFUL! THE ONE THING CLOUDCHASER DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN IN THIS MATCH...HAPPENED!

Garble: She's got to be BESIDE herself...she must be absolutely TORN UP over what just happened!

-Cloudchaser goes to check on her sister, but the referee walks up to her and admonishes her to get out of the ring. As this is going on, Flitter is getting to her feet, but rather than Photo Finish take advantage, Rumble enters the ring himself and plants his foot into the jaw of Flitter, sending her back down to the mat again-

Ahuizotl: -as much of the crowd boos furiously- HEY WHAT THE HELL?! THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT!

Garble: A SUPERMODEL KICK TO THE JAW OF FLITTER, I'LL BE DAMNED! I'LL BE DAMNED!

-Cloudchaser cries out to her sister on the apron as Rumble leaves the ring, but her worry is silenced as Photo Finish knocks her down to the floor-

Garble: CLOUDCHASER CAN'T EVEN HELP HER SISTER!

-Photo Finish walks over and lays on top of Flitter, the crowd booing as the referee counts the 1….2….3….-

Ahuizotl: I'LL BE A SON OF A BITCH! THAT'S ONE OF THE CHEAPEST VICTORIES I'VE EVER SEEN!

Madden: -as Rumble re-enters the ring, already taking selfies with his phone- Here are YOUR WINNEEEERRRS...PHOOOOOTOOOO FINIIIIIISH..aaaaand RrrrrrUUUUUUUMBLLLLEEEE!

Ahuizotl: -as the referee raises both Rumble and Photo's hands, Rumble holding his other hand in the air and snapping selfies with his free hand- I KNOW THIS IS AN EQUAL SPORT, BUT YOU'VE GOTTA REALLY BE..A NO-GOOD BASTARD, TO SUPERKICK A WOMAN LIKE THAT!

Garble: Thunderlane and Giz, both a heap out here by our announce table...Cloudchaser knocked off the apron, unable to intervene! And that gave Rumble the chance to land the final shot, the KILLER shot to Flitter! It was a lousy display anyway you look at it!

-Cloudchaser re-enters the ring and quietly holds her sister close to her, tears in her eyes as she desperately mouths the words "I'm sorry" again and again-

Ahuizotl: Would you look at Cloudchaser? That poor woman is an emotional wreck right now! She unintentionally hit her sister, and then she had to WATCH...she had to STAND THERE AND WATCH..as RUMBLE! A man that she and her sister both RELIED ON, ENTRUSTED THEIR CAREERS TO! She had to watch that snobby little...that little BASTARD, Superkick his sister straight to the mat!

Garble: All she can do is whisper the words "I'm sorry"... "I'm sorry"...don't you worry, sweetie...your sister forgives you...but how can you FORGIVE the actions of Rumble and Photo Finish?! You CAN'T!

Ahuizotl: SHAMEFUL! Truly SHAMEFUL what those two did tonight! OH BUT LOOK! -The victors' celebration is over as Giz and Thunderlane dash into the ring and take down Rumble, both beating him up at the same time as he falls to the mat, the crowd cheering immensely- I THINK THEY SAW HIM! I THINK GIZ AND THUNDERLANE SAW WHAT RUMBLE DID!

Garble: THEY'RE GONNA MAKE HIM PAY! KNOCK HIS LIGHTS OUT THEY ARE!

-Rumble cannot get away as the combined force of Thunderlane and Giz's punches and stomps leave him stuck to the mat. The only shining light of hope he has is when Photo Finish falls to her knees and strikes Thunderlane and Giz with a wrist to each of their crotches-

Ahuizotl: Oh and that DAMN DASTARDLY PHOTO FINISH, BRINGING RUMBLE'S MISERY TO AN END!

-Thunderlane falls to his knees, while Giz has a little more resistance to the ball-shot and is merely stunned. But that doesn't save him from eating a Superkick of his own, courtesy of Rumble-

Garble: The Carnage champion is down!

-Photo Finish brings Thunderlane to his feet and holds him in place as Rumble takes a selfie, making sure to get his soon-to-be latest victim in the shot with a defeated look on his face. Photo then lets Thunderlane go, so he may be dropped to the mat again after a Beauty Shot from Rumble-

Ahuizotl: And now Thunderlane, as Rumble stands tall…-Rumble looks to take some more selfies, but he is interrupted as Cloudchaser begins pounding on his back without any sign of stopping-

Garble: OH YEAH! SHOW HIM THE RAGE OF AN INCENSED SISTER!

Cloudchaser: I HATE YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO FLITTER!? -Rumble dares not fight back, as Cloudchaser is incapable of being stopped...that is, at least from the front. Soon, her hair is grabbed, and she is slammed down to the mat by Photo Finish-

Ahuizotl: AND PHOTO FINISH AGAIN! AGAIN DAMMIT SHE SAVES RUMBLE'S SKIN!

-Photo Finish looks to Rumble with a grin before she picks Cloudchaser up and plants her with her finisher, the Photo Op. Rumble music begins playing again as Photo helps a disoriented Rumble to his feet-

Garble: -as the crowd boos the pair unrelentlessly- Every time Rumble begins to garner some appreciation from the fans, whether it be because of his over-the-top personality, or that they simply are impressed by his skills, he does something that causes him to lose ALL of his fan support….tonight, the actions of him and Photo Finish are worthy of nothing but pure VENOM.

Ahuizotl: And think about it...this egomaniac, this NARCISSIST...could soon be the Carnage champion once again...what a dark day that would be…

-As Rumble begins taking more selfies, the crowd comes alive as a familiar figure bolts down the ramp and into the ring. Rumble sees him in the screen of his phone, and turns around just in time to be clotheslined to HELL by Bulk Biceps!-

Garble: OH MYYYYYYY! THAT'S BULK BICEPS!

Ahuizotl: I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HIM! THIS MAN HAS SUPER-HUMAN AGILITY! One second he's not there, and the next second HE'S IN THE RING!

Garble: Rumble sure saw him! He got spooked when he showed up on the screen of his phone, but as you said, when he turned around, it was already TOO LATE!

-Bulk sneers as he walks around the jolted body of Rumble. Suri Poloman stands atop the stage, awaiting for her beast to feel satisfied with the amount of punishment he brings-

Ahuizotl: Rumble's SCREWED! RUMBLE IS ABSOLUTELY SCREWED!

-Rumble backs away, pleading with Bulk to go away. But the monsters never truly go away. This is the case here, as Bulk wraps both of his hands around Rumble's throat and begins SQUEEZING-

Garble: HE'S GONNA CHOKE HIM OUT! Photo Finish doesn't DARE disrupt Bulk Biceps' annihilation spree!

-Bulk chucks Rumble behind him, releasing his hands from his throat as Rumble's back is slammed into the mat with such intensity that the ropes shake-

Ahuizotl: THIS MONSTER IS HERE TO SEND A MESSAGE! AND WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO DEMORALIZE A HAUGHTY PUNK LIKE RUMBLE!

-Bulk literally PALMS the entire head of Rumble with one of his massive hands, holding him up into the air like he is a punching bag. He begins using every part of his body; arms, legs, hands, head, knees to brutalize Rumble until he is shaking with the utmost fear-

Garble: BULK BICEPS HAS NO RESTRAINT! HE COULD PROBABLY SNAP RUMBLE IN HALF RIGHT NOW IF HE WANTED TO!

-Rumble is like a broken toy ready to be thrown out as Bulk raises him above his head, dropping him and catching him on both of his shoulders with ease-

Ahuizotl: And just like Cloudchaser, Photo Finish can do nothing but WATCH and OBSERVE the ANIMALISTIC ASSAULT that Bulk Biceps is bringing onto her good friend, Rumble!

-Bulk walks around with Rumble on his shoulders before effortlessly releasing him. Rumble spins in the air like a top before his entire body connects with the unforgiving mat below. The crowd cheers like madmen and madwomen as Bulk's music hits. He stands above Rumble and amongst a heap of tattered souls; both men and women as he inhales and exhales with such ferocity-

Garble: Suri Poloman has been touting this man in every-which-way IMAGINABLE. I don't think it's simply her words, but it's the fact that Bulk Biceps has shown us to be EVERY SINGLE THING SHE HAS SAID...that makes me believe...it makes me believe that there is no other possible outcome to the Fatal 4 Way match this Sunday than him walking out as the NEW Carnage champion.

Ahuizotl: I'm not going to say it's a forgone conclusion, but you would be FOOLISH not to pencil Bulk Biceps in as the de facto SINGLE BIGGEST THREAT in that match. -Bulk leaves the ring, not interacting with any of the fans as they lead him up the ramp with admiration- Not only does he have UNBELIEVABLE attributes as FAR as the eye can see, not ONLY does he have a MASTERFUL practitioner in his corner, but he has amassed such a conquering majority of these fans, based on everything that has been said.

Garble: So...in short...we're looking at the next Carnage champion?

Ahuizotl: I said it wouldn't be a foregone conclusion, but...in short...pretty much.

-Bulk reaches the top of the stage, meeting with Suri, who gives him a toothy grin and a pat on his shoulder-

Suri: You've taken this company by STORM! And now you're going to be the unstoppable STORM that rains on EVERYBODY's parade, and TAKES...the Carnage CHAMPIONSHIP! -the two head to the back as we get a shot of the ring. The only person not rendered unconscious is Photo Finish, who is staring down at her friend, frightened at how he was just so viciously assaulted-

-Back from commercial, we hear the theme song of Overdrive and Vultarian playing, and the dangerous duo stands in the ring, each with a microphone-

Ahuizotl: We are back, and are being joined by the number 1 contenders to the Combo of Carnage championships, Vultarian and Overdrive! Let's see what they have to say!

Vultarian: We understand that this is the BIGGEST episode of Lunacy to date, and we apologize for being the ones to suspend the action momentarily, but me and my partner Overdrive, just needed to come down here and say a little piece, if we may… -the crowd is silent, as Vultarian nods his head- Thank you.

Overdrive: -the crowd is still silent as Overdrive looks around with a smile- ...You guys can cheer now...he just said it. Oh you thought he was thanking you for giving him our attention? Oh you guys are too nice.

Vultarian: Well if you'd like to think of it that way, I was, but yes...thank you. -the crowd cheers- We wanted to thank EACH and every one of you...sitting in those seats. Whether you're front row! Or in the nosebleed section! -the cheering intensifies- Me and Overdrive are thanking all'a ya!

Overdrive: Just a few short months ago...me and Vult'...we were sitting in seats of our own. We were practically apart of the vast sea of Lunatics! It was right at that announce table…-he points to where Garble and Ahuizotl are seated- some of you could literally reach out and touch us. Even though we were so close to you fine folks, we instead...we did all we could to distance ourselves from you. Not only did we refuse to interact with you, but we SPIT...we SPIT in the face, of the sport that you all love so much!

Vultarian: We hung up our boots, and we sold our wrestling souls, all for a bigger check...just for a little more money in our bank account, we took the time, week after week to DEFILE this great industry! To degrade it, with some of the most LIFELESS, LACKLUSTER announcing you can find…we felt sick to our stomachs about the way we let our career...the career we enjoyed so much...pass us by. All we could hear was the sound of cash registers being opened, and the voice of Luna, which made our ears throb, so we then tuned her out and thought about money some more. -he shrugs-

Overdrive: And instead of seeing the tremendous, jaw-dropping action that was taking place right in front of us, all we could see were dollar signs...every once in awhile, though...you guys would pull us back into the experience! We heard the chants of "E DUB EFF," and "THIS IS AWE-SOME," and the dollar signs left our head, and we could focus back on the wrestling.

Vultarian: It made us yearn for that ring...we wanted to be in there in the worst way imaginable...and thanks to Ahuizotl and Garble, we got to re-enter the squared circle, and rediscover our passion for this business…-the crowd cheers loudly as Garble gives the two a thumbs up- They belong at that table! And we belong in HERE! -more cheers- The money doesn't matter! What happens tomorrow doesn't matter, because we know that every night, we'll get to compete in this ring! And this ring, is the only thing that matters!

Overdrive: Not the ONLY thing...you all matter, too! -the crowd cheers- You make us feel at home in this ring! You give me, a guy that shouldn't EVER be climbing the turnbuckles, the confidence to flip myself in mid-air! It's all to send you guys home as happy as possible! That's what we strive what we strive for EVERY time, we step through those ropes!

-Vultarian exits the ring, signaling for his partner to follow him-

Vultarian: We want to SHOW you...just how much you guys matter! For so long, we were so ignorant...we were so blind, and we took all of your energy for granted. We hid ourselves in our own little world, where greed and corruption was all that fueled us...but you guys showed us the way! You opened up our eyes to greener pastures! Even after we did all we could to make Lunacy a total hindrance to watch with our poor delivery, you all still accepted us!

Overdrive: We owe where we are today to every single one of you, and to give back the appreciation you have given to us, me and Vultarian are going to become ONE with you! -Without a second's notice, Overdrive and Vultarian leap over the opposite barricade and begin slapping the hands of any fan they come across-

Vultarian: -running with his microphone, slapping hands with the other hand- We're fans! We're fans just like all of you, and we're not afraid to show it!

Overdrive: For so long we rejected your touch, but you reintroduced us to the one thing we loved the most! And in return, we're going to share our love with you! Touch us! Touch us! We're all the same here!

Vultarian: -running up and down each row of stairs, slapping any and all hands of any and all fans- There are no boundaries that can contain us! Become one with us!

-For the first time in EWF history, a split-screen pops up, which follows both Overdrive and Vultarian as they venture through their side of the arena, giving back to the fans-

Garble: This is amazing!

Overdrive: Well, my side's finished, Vult'!

Vultarian: Oh hi over there! I'm done too! I'm meeting you halfway!

-Overdrive and Vultarian begin running towards the other, both soon meeting up in the crowd behind the announce table-

Crowd: OVER-DRIVE! VUL-TARI-AN! OVER-DRIVE! VUL-TARI-AN! OVER-DRIVE! VUL-TARI-AN!

Overdrive: We're glad you enjoyed that!

Vultarian: This needs be addressed, however...we are not simply "Overdrive"...or "Vultarian." No, no, we're not just a pair of NAMES you can throw around haphazardly.

Overdrive: We are UNIQUE. We are two completely different individuals...but yet...we are one. And together, we are...The Cybernetic...Scavengers! -the crowd cheers in approval at the newly dubbed formation-

Ahuizotl: The Cybernetic Scavengers! I like that!

Crowd: CYBER-NETIC-SCA-VEN-GERS! CYBER-NETIC-SCA-VEN-GERS! CYBER-NETIC-SCA-VEN-GERS! CYBER-NETIC-SCA-VEN-GERS!

Vultarian: -he elbows his partner in the ribs with a grin- They like that. Not only are we the PREDATORS...but we are the FUTURE. -more cheers- After The Royal Rumble, nobody will be talking about who has the ultimate power, or who sits upon the throne as King or Queen…-he shakes his head- NO. Everyone will be buzzing, instead, about the two men...who sit atop the Tag Team division, as its CROWN JEWEL. And that...will be The Cybernetic Scavengers! -the crowd cheers as Vultarian and Overdrive stand together as one, but they soon collapse together as they are hit from behind-

Ahuizotl: Hey! Who the hell?!

-Vultarian and Overdrive collapse and knock down many steel chairs in front of them, as Xavier Kendrick, Dwight Dawson, and Bill Nyeker are revealed to be standing there, each with a menacing look of their own-

Garble: The Substitutes of Salvation! How DARE they ruin such a heartfelt speech from Vultarian and Overdrive!

Ahuizotl: It was an impassioned rhetoric by the now-christened Cybernetic Scavengers, which Bill Nyeker and his students have decided to chime in on with their own message!

Nyeker: -leaning down and yelling at the duo- IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MY BOYS! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN THEM! THEY HAVE ALL THE TOOLS! ALL THAT IT TAKES TO BE THE CROWN JEWEL! -the crowd boos as Nyeker steps back to allow his Teacher's Pets to inflict more damage upon Overdrive and Vultarian, which sends many fans in the crowd scurrying away-

Garble: Apparently they DIDN'T, Nyeker! You were there a few weeks ago on Sublime! Your "boys" got BEAT.

Ahuizotl: The Cybernetic Scavengers and The Teacher's Pets have been at odds recently. Dawson and Kendrick pulled out a win against Overdrive and Vultarian, but the crushed duo bounced back a few weeks later and defeated their rivals, as well as Magic Railroad to cinch the number one contendership!

Garble: And as usual, Bill Nyeker is running his mouth about how things didn't go his way! Just because he's intelligent doesn't give him the right to run his mouth like it's going out of style!

-Dwight Dawson picks up the microphone and bashes it across Overdrive's head, a loud clanking sound vibrating throughout the arena as Overdrive falls to the floor. Meanwhile, Vultarian is faring a bit better as he brawls with Xavier Kendrick. Vultarian clotheslines Kendrick over the barricade and into the timekeeper's area, which is all Madden and various other ringside crew need to be convinced that they should get outta dodge-

Nyeker: ONE OF YOU IS EXCELLING, ONE OF YOU IS DECLINING IN PROFICIENCY! KEEP IN MIND THAT I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME ON INCONSEQUENTIAL UNDERACHIEVERS!

Garble: That man is so irritating...HE ISN'T EVEN USING A DAMN MICROPHONE AND I CAN STILL HEAR HIM LOUD AND CLEAR!

-Kendrick suddenly wakes up, probably due to Nyeker's vague incentive. He grabs ahold of the ring bell and juts the wooden frame into Vultarian's ribcage. Vultarian keels over on the floor as Kendrick them slams the back portion of the ring bell into his spine-

Garble: And Kendrick with a wicked blow! At least SOMEONE is getting something out of Nyeker's bellowing…

-Vultarian begins crawling away, but he doesn't make it far as Kendrick brings his boot down onto his head and uses it to keep him from moving off of the floor-

Nyeker: YES! EUREKA, XAVIER! YOU ARE BEGINNING TO SWAY ME!

-Kendrick takes off his tie and begins choking Vultarian with it-

Ahuizotl: What kind of a message are these three trying to send?!

Garble: I suppose they feel they too have a rightful claim to a shot at Rack Attack's titles...which is RIDICULOUS seeing as how they DIDN'T WIN THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDERS MATCH.

-Dwight Dawson picks up Overdrive in a Gorilla Press position, right behind the announce table. He then CHUCKS Overdrive over the heads of Garble and Ahuizotl and sends him crashing into the floor-

Garble: OH FUCK! MY LIFE JUST FLASHES BEFORE MY EYES!

Ahuizotl: That was a close call for us, but Overdrive wasn't quite as lucky…

-The husky Dawson steps onto the edge of the barricade and walks forward onto the announce table-

Nyeker: MAKE YOUR MARK ON THAT BLOCKHEAD, DAWSON! OVERDRIVE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A BLIVIT!

-Dawson nods at his instructor, leaping off the announce table and crashing into Overdrive's ribs with a huge splash-

Ahuizotl: OVERDRIVE'S RIBS MAY BE BROKEN! HIS SPINE MAY BE ALTERED!

Garble: Over 300 pounds of lean, MEAN, unadulterated GIRTH!

-Overdrive howls in pain as Vultarian's eyes roll back into his head-

Garble: Vultarian's out...LET THE MAN GO!

Nyeker: Roll them into the ring! Show them why I chose you as my pupils!

Ahuizotl: Come on now BE DONE WITH IT!

-Dawson picks up Overdrive easily and rolls him under the bottom rope without a fight. Kendrick releases Vultarian from the tie and throws said tie aside. He then gathers the unconscious man to his feet and also rolls him under the bottom rope. Bill Nyeker walks up the steps and simply points at his victims with his yardstick, and that is all the more instruction his students need-

Garble: I wish somebody would cram that yardstick down his always-working voice box…

-Dawson wraps both of his arms around Overdrive's neck and lifts him into his air to where his feet are dangling off of the mat-

Ahuizotl: And Dawson locks in the Sleeping in Class! It's a lifting arm triangle choke, and it garnered an elimination for his team a few weeks ago on Sublime!

Garble: Overdrive's trying to fight out, but he can likely barely breathe after the splash from the massive Dawson!

-Very soon, Overdrive's body goes limp, and his drastic attempt at escaping comes to an end. Dawson begins flailing his unconscious body around before letting him slink out of his arms and fall to the mat-

Ahuizotl: That Dwight Dawson is one scary man...not only due to his strength, but along with the fact that he has an undying loyalty for Bill Nyeker…

Garble: As does Xavier Kendrick...how far would those two go in order to satisfy their depraved professor?

-The crowd boos intensely at the actions of The Substitutes of Salvation, but their jeers are ignored completely are Bill Nyeker surveys the destruction caused by his students before entering the ring with a nod. He raises both of their arms and smirks unabashedly as his music begins to play-

Ahuizotl: How will The Cybernetic Scavengers respond to this diabolical attack? Will they valiantly charge into The Royal Rumble, or is a title shot the last thing in store for this sensational tandem?

Garble: You're completely right...what does this mean for Rack Attack's defense at The Royal Rumble?! Are Vultarian and Overdrive going to able to even compete?! Was that Bill Nyeker's intention all along? Does he REALLY think his students are going to be allowed to bypass a deserving team in order to get a title shot?

Ahuizotl: I sure hope that isn't the case! The Cybernetic Scavengers EARNED the right to compete for the Combo of Carnage championships, and if they are swindled out of this chance...well I just think that's a TRAVESTY! A downright travesty!

-We return from commercial to yet again, join Twist in her own personal white room (which, by the way, is supposed to represent her mind)-

Twist: Which cause should I align with? ...Do I dare gamble my livelihood, and side with the samaritans, and dethrone the very evil which intends to hold us down forever more? Or am I destined to be one of the immoral, yet well endowed cogs in the machine that make up the Powers that Be, who are loathed by the masses for their misdeeds, but showered with and garner many a priceless influx of worthwhile offerings for my involvement in the catastrophes? Do I wish to be admired and beloved for all time for silencing and banishing the many structures of the damned? Or would I prefer to be detested by those weaker or lower on the totem pole than me for causing nothing but misery and anguish to both them and their lowly idols, yet celebrated by the higher ups for my contributions to their frivolous favoritism? Which answer is the true way to go? Am I comfortable in my own skin, feeling proud of myself for overcoming both my internal and external struggles, and always attempting to do right by myself and all those who would benefit? Or would I rather take the easy way out at every turn and rely on others I don't even like to aid me in my battles, having to crush people's spirits or tear down their beliefs just to make myself feel important, when, in actuality, I see myself as a sorry excuse for a human being...wholesome and hardworking, or vindictive but guaranteed success? What do you think, Finnette?

-We hear a low growl as Twist's demonic conscience speaks-

"Twist...nobody knows you better than me, but even so, this is not my decision to make. You must search deep inside your being, and only then will you find the answer you seek. And just know, whatever side you wind up choosing, I will stand by you as I always have, so long as you stand by me."

Twist: Thank you, Finnette…-we hear one last growl of peace as Twist continues to sit in the bright room, much thinking awaiting her-

*Seems like you're waiting for nothing…* -we return to the arena with an abundance of boos being heard-

Garble: And we go from intrigued to plain irritation…

Madden: The following TAG TEAM CONTEEEST, is scheduled foooor ONE FAAAAALL! Introducing first...at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 372 POOOOUNDS...CAAAAADAAAANCE..AND SHINIIIIIIIIIIIING..ARRRRRMOOOORRRRR!

Ahuizotl: We've seen a lot of tag teams walk down that aisle together on Lunacy, but perhaps none have been as condemnable, as vile, as DESPISED by the fans...than the team of Cadance and Shining Armor.

Crowd: FUCK YOU, CA-DANCE, FUCK YOU SHI-NING! FUCK YOU, CA-DANCE, FUCK YOU SHI-NING! FUCK YOU, CA-DANCE, FUCK YOU SHI-NING! FUCK YOU, CA-DANCE, FUCK YOU SHI-NING!

Cadance: Oh, WE DO. Trust us, WE DOOOO! -Cadance smirks and shakes her head at all of those in the crowd that she considers jealous. Shining waves all of the losers off as the newly regenerated couple stares into the eyes of one another before each launching an attack on the other's lips. The crowd boos remain consistent, as do their tongues inside their mouths-

Garble: I'd say you're right, 'Zotl, and it's mainly because they're just so EASY to hate. They rub their intimacy in front of everyone's face, they walk to the ring as if they are untouchable, and what the crowd detests the most is the fact that they don't HAVE to take their careers down this route. They're both UBER talented, but they insist on surrounding themselves with scapegoats.

-Cadance and Shining walk to the ring hand-in-hand, both ready for competition, but more-so focused on turning each other on right now-

Ahuizotl: You cannot deny that they have both been successful in recent weeks, and this week could be the busiest of their whole career.

Garble: They're going to be facing Twilight and Team Rich's newest member right now, and this Sunday they will join Team Luna in battle against all of Team Rich. Not only that, but Cadance and Shining BOTH have the chance to lay claim to the throne of Queen of the Scene AND King of the Ring. By this time next Monday, The System could be completely dominating the entire landscape of the EWF.

Ahuizotl: God help us…

-Shining Armor slides in under the bottom rope as Cadance descends up the steel steps. Shining licks his lips and humps the mat, hardly able to contain himself as Cadance enters the ring and approaches Shining, throwing off her hot-pink leather jacket and allowing Shining to explore her navel cavity with his tongue-

Garble: Wow...that's what Shining does to Sunset when they make THEIR entrance together. He ain't got no game, 'Zotl.

Ahuizotl: A belly button's a belly button, I suppose…

-Cadance forcefully grabs Shining's tongue and pulls him up to his feet with it. She then grabs ahold of his head with both of her hands and slams it into her cleavage, laughing madly as Shining Armor slobbers over her titties-

Garble: HEHHHHHHHHHHHH. That's UHHHHHHHHHHH...that's a little bit of a different result than he gets from his entrance with Sunset...UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Ahuizotl: From what I have gathered, Cadance is abundantly more aggressive when it comes to her sexuality, where Sunset is more...tame.

Garble: That makes sense...CADANCE is the one with all the interesting fetishes, after all. I wonder if she was ALWAYS this intense with Shining…

Ahuizotl: She very well may have been, but she was too modest to show off that side in public. Ever since riding with...and ehem...RIDING Sunset, she's developed this negligent demeanor.

-The boisterous couple's affection is cut off by the sound of Twilight Sparkle's entrance music, which finally gives the audience something to cheer for-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST! Frooom LONEYVIIIIILLLEEEEE! Weighing in at 122 POOOOUNDS...TWIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIGHT..SPAAAAAARKLLLLLEEEEEE!

Garble: Think about how Twilight must be feeling heading into this match. Just a few months ago, she considered the two people in the ring some of the most precious people in all of her life….

Ahuizotl: She likely STILL thinks that same way, despite what they have done to her, but the feeling apparently is no longer mutual. According to Cadance, she never thought of Twilight like that at ALL. That must have trampled her spirits, and now she has to go to war with them, both tonight, and this Sunday.

Garble: Cadance is the one that turned her back on someone she once cared for as a sister of her own, costing her another reign as Eternal Women's champion, and Shining Armor broke her heart and then SHATTERED it in a million pieces on live television...I don't know what goes through these sick bastards' minds when they decide to go through with stuff like this, but one way or another, their schemes are going to come to an end! You can't just TOY with people's emotions and expect not to get toyed with yourself! Mr. Rich has apparently found someone who can bring these assholes to their KNEES.

-Twilight stops halfway down the ramp, turning around as the crowd chants her name vigorously. Suddenly, a long guitar riff brings a smile to her face, a look of rage on the face of Cadance, a look of trauma on the face of Shining, and nothing but delight from the crowd-

Ahuizotl: Oh he sure did! MR. RICH HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

-The intro to "Retaliation" by CFO$ brings Flash Sentry out onto the stage, with a look of nothing but sheer excitement on his face at the chance to be reacquainted with an old friend-

Garble: IT'S FLASH SENTRY! THE ONE MAN THAT SHINING ARMOR WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T BE, BUT IT IS!

Flash: Hey there ol' BUDDY OF MINE! -Shining is beside himself, shaking his head and constantly yelling the word "no"- Oh yes, my friend! It seems me and you were meant to do this for-EEEEEEVEEEEEERRRRRR!

Shining: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Flash: No can do, no can do! You don't say no to Uncle Sam and you DAMN SURE don't say no to the boss! When they need you on the frontline you swallow your pride and you say, "yes, sir!" But I don't have a problem fighting alongside good people like Twilight Sparkle…-he sends a fist bump to Twilight as she grins- people I can actually TRUST! And I don't mind fighting for a good man like Filthy Rich. One other thing I don't mind, any there ain't a single person that don't know this...I don't mind KICKING YOUR ASS, WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE! -the crowd cheers so loudly- And if the semi-finals of the King of the Ring tournament wasn't gonna work out, then I was GLAD to jump at the opportunity to get to beat the hell out of you TONIGHT, and again on SUNDAY NIGHT! I haven't been able to sleep since the last time I got my hands on you, but I think we BOTH will have had our fill of each other by the end of the week…-Flash drops the mic, the crowd cheering as Twilight and Flash begin making their way down to the ring-

Ahuizotl: -as Shining and Cadance clear the ring as fast as possible- You all know the story, there's no need to explain! It's as simple as one man wanting to get revenge on another man for his transgressions of the past!

Garble: We've seen Flash Sentry and Shining Armor come face-to-face time and time again, including a near 30 minute Street Fight that left their bodies broken, mangled, and disfigured! The last time Flash confronted Shining was at Uprising last month, when he prevented him from making anymore of an impact in the championship match between Twilight and Sunset.

Ahuizotl: And we all know what happened from there...Shining's tag team partner dealt the final blow, and Twilight was not able to regain her once cherished prize. Flash has been foaming at the mouth, looking to get any opening he can to punish his former best friend some more, and to the joy of everyone but Shining and the rest of Team Luna, Flash will get his wish not only tonight, but this SUNDAY as well!

Garble: Two beatdowns for the price of one!

Shining: WE'RE ONLY GETTING IN THE RING IF HE GETS ON THE APRON TO START THE MATCH! -the crowd boos-

Crowd: WE WANT FLASH! WE WANT FLASH! WE WANT FLASH! WE WANT FLASH! WE WANT FLASH!

Garble: Shining Armor is the biggest coward on the roster…

Flash: -to the fans- Don't you worry, guys! I'll get him soon enough! -this brings the fans spirits up, as they cheer while Flash gets on the apron. Cadance suddenly looks all confident as she steps into the ring with Twilight-

Match 3: Flash Sentry and Twilight Sparkle vs Shining Armor and Cadance

-8 minutes later-

-After 3 minutes of abuse from Cadance, Twilight is able to make the trek over to her corner and tag in Flash for the very first time, the crowd erupting when she does so-

Ahuizotl: HERE COMES FLASH!

Garble: And here SURPRISINGLY comes Shining Armor!

-Shining enters the ring but immediately escapes through the bottom rope as Cadance steps in front of Flash as he tries to go after Shining, the crowd now going back to booing-

Garble: He needs a WOMAN to fight his battles for him?! What a total chickenshit!

Ahuizotl: There's obviously a strategy to this...Flash is going to want to think on his toes here.

Flash: -he smirks at Cadance- Okay, honey get out of the way for me...from one loony person to another, step aside.

Cadance: What's the matter, Flash? You too afraid to fight ME? -she shakes her head- Pft...all these years I've known you and you never ONCE had any kind of set. -the crowd OHHHHHs as Flash cracks his knuckles-

Garble: Oh snap...ya know, it doesn't matter HOW bad of a bitch you think you are...you don't EVER insult a guy's manhood!

Flash: -turning to the crowd behind him- You believe this chick? I know she's been the one with the BALLS in ALL of her relationships, but that's just uncalled fo-Flash is silenced as Cadance chucks a right hand towards him, which catches him in the bridge of the nose and stuns him-

Cadance: It ain't going to be "uncalled for" when I kick your ass myself, because you DESERVE it, you piece of trash! -she spits in Flash's face and kicks him square in the head before he can react, surprising much of the crowd-

Garble: Oh damn! Maybe this isn't a ploy, 'Zotl. Maybe Cadance thinks she's missing out on all the punishment that the boys deal out!

Ahuizotl: I highly doubt that, but alright…

-Cadance cringes at the spit that is now on the bottom of her boot and decides to wipe it off onto Flash's chest. Shining watches from outside the ring with a malicious grin on his face as Cadance turns around and flicks her tongue at Shining, which sends him over the edge.

Cadance removes her boot from Flash's chest and kicks at his back every time he attempts to get to his feet. Cadance gets too cocky at one point, and Flash catches her foot when she least expects it-

Garble: Uh oh! Cadance is in trouble!

-Flash rises to his feet, still holding Cadance's leg tucked under his armpit. Cadance has a look of dismay on her face as she begins swinging fists at Flash's face in desperation, but Flash jerks his head back and causes her to miss every time-

Ahuizotl: Flash is about to have a little fun with Cadance!

-Flash looks at the crowd, shaking his head vigorously as he realizes he has Cadance right where he wants her. Cadance braces herself as Flash sends a big chop right into her chest-

Garble: JESUS! Flash, checking to see if those things are real or not!

Ahuizotl: This is only fun for ONE of the parties involved, might I mention!

-Flash releases Cadance's leg and chops her again and again until she is propped up against a corner, holding her chest in pain and trying to catch her breath-

Flash: -getting in close and yelling- WHAT'S THE MATTER, HOT STUFF? I THOUGHT YOU ENJOYED BEING BEAT UP~!

Cadance: -breathing heavily- Only by...Sunset...not by….underachievers...LIKE YOU! -Cadance suddenly sends an unyielding SLAP into the face of Flash, her hand vibrating off of his cheek and forcing him to turn around. Unfortunately, Shining Armor is waiting behind him, and hits him with the Ecstasy of Betrayal!-

Ahuizotl: I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP! WHAT WOULD CADANCE HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH IN BEATING UP FLASH SENTRY IF SHE WASN'T EVEN THE LEGAL PARTICIPANT FOR HER TEAM?!

-Cadance sticks her tongue out defiantly at Flash as one of her lovers makes a cover on him-

Garble: DAMMIT! DON'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, FLASH! DON'T!

*1…..2….-Flash kicks out to the elation of everyone but Cadance and Shining, who are besides themselves-

Garble: IT WAS A NICE EFFORT, BUT EVEN WITH ALL THE CHICANERY, FLASH SENTRY IS HELL-BENT ON STAYING IN THIS THING!

-3 minutes later-

-As Cadance has Twilight knocked down on the outside, Flash leans over the top rope and grabs two handfuls of her bizarrely-colored hair. Cadance shrieks as she is pulled up onto the apron, the crowd cheering loudly-

Garble: This crowd wants to see that woman get what's coming to her after she nearly cost Flash this match!

Ahuizotl: The long hair of a woman can be either a wonderful asset, or it can lead to your downfall!

-The shrill yelling of Cadance is ceased as Shining Armor comes up from behind and rolls Flash up with a Schoolboy-

Garble: Or Cadance could be the downfall of Flash once again!

-Shining grabs a handful of Flash's blue jeans as the referee drops to the mat-

*1….2….-Flash kicks out once again, Cadance stomping on the mat in frustration-

Ahuizotl: Not quite! Even with the incessant meddling of Cadance, and the fistful of denim, Flash Sentry and Twilight's hope for momentum stays alive!

-As Cadance is having a fit on the apron, Twilight is able to get to her feet and pull Cadance down to the mat, shoving her into the ringpost before she can do anything-

Garble: That's not quite like the lead pipe Cadance will utilize when she's in a pickle...it's WORSE!

Ahuizotl: It's made of STEEL, not metal, and it is INFINITELY bigger!

-6 minutes later-

-After being sent over the top rope by Twilight for interfering yet again, Cadance crawls over to the ring apron in front of the announce table and peeks her head under it-

Ahuizotl: Cadance has been a NUISANCE this ENTIRE match, and now it seems she's up to no good once again!

Garble: At least I've got a nice view of her uhhh...DAMMIT. -muttering to himself- Come on, Garby boy! Be professional! she's a bitch she's a bitch she's a bitch she's a bitch she's a bitch she's a bitch she's a bitch she's a bitch she's a bitch she's a bitch she's a bitch.

-Cadance exits her head from under the apron, revealing that she is holding her faithful lead pipe with a devilish grin plastered across her face-

Garble: That BITCH! She's in possession of her weapon of choice...the lead pipe that she has used to subdue ANYONE who crosses her!

Ahuizotl: This isn't a no disqualification match, but at this point, is it really about winning? Cadance could possibly eliminate two of Team Rich's most crucial pieces...right here, right now!

-Without any more waiting, Cadance enters the ring as Flash seems to be mounting up a match-ending rally. She interrupts him by tapping him on the shoulder with the pipe. Naturally, Flash turns around, but what Cadance doesn't expect is that when she swings the pipe, Flash ducks, and the pipe connects thoroughly with Shining's jaw, knocking him down to the mat as the crowd loses their shit-

Garble: CADANCE HITS SHINING! CADANCE HITS SHINING!

Ahuizotl: THAT SURELY DIDN'T GO THE WAY CADANCE HAD PLANNED IT!

Crowd: YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!

-Cadance begins panicking. Before she can do anything else drastic, Twilight enters the ring again and throws herself into Cadance, knocking her to the mat and punching her until the lead pipe falls out of her hands-

Ahuizotl: Cadance is powerless without that pipe! Well not really, but she isn't as powerful as before!

Garble: Yeah, this ain't some comic book...Cadance could still hurt Twilight, just not as effortlessly.

-Twilight snatches the lead pipe up from the mat and aims it at Cadance, which forces her to leave the ring in a hurry-

Ahuizotl: That oughta keep her out of the mix for a while!

-Twilight guards the ring with the lead pipe while Flash picks Shining up and finishes what Cadance started, hitting him with a spectacular…-

Garble: FLASH FLOOD! -the crowd goes wild- ONE OF THE MOST EFFICIENT FINISHERS IN ALL THE EWF!

Ahuizotl: Not to mention that it looks more AMAZING each time he performs it!

-Flash makes a cover, both he and Twilight glaring at Cadance as she is helpless to do anything outside the ring-

*1….2….3!* -the bell rings as the crowd erupts with cheers, Cadance frowning deeply-

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNEEEEERSSSS...TWIIIIIIIILIIIIIIGHT SPAAAAARKLLLLEEE..AAAAAND FLAAAAAAAAAASH..SEEEEEEEEEENTRRRRRRYYYYY!

Ahuizotl: Things are looking up for Team Rich!

Garble: They sure are! On this teeter-totter of influence, things are firmly swinging in the favor of Team Rich! They still have the Chick Combo titles to claim as their own, and their forces just got expoNENTIALLY stronger now that Flash Sentry has been added to the fray!

Ahuizotl: But let's not forget...the lead pipe. That was the turning point of this match, and had Cadance not brought it into play, she and Shining's hands would've had a better chance at being raised after the match was over.

Garble: Cadance always has a plan, and those plans usually work to perfection. But tonight, her callousness came back to bite her in right in her pink ass!

Ahuizotl: And now it's back to the drawing board for Team Luna...how are they going to be able to combat a man like Flash Sentry, who nobody can really get a read on in the first place?

Garble: And will Shining even be able to RECOVER after getting knocked in the jaw by that pipe? Cadance always puts her all into every attack!

-Twilight sets the pipe down on the mat, inviting Cadance to come and retrieve it. Cadance isn't buying it, that is until Twilight and Flash turn around to leave the ring. This allows Cadance to run under the bottom rope, but as she leans down to pick up the pipe, Twilight suddenly whips herself around and grabs ahold of Cadance-

Garble: BAD MOVE! BAD MOVE!

Ahuizotl: CADANCE'S BAD JUDGMENT IS GOING TO COST HER AGAIN!

-Twilight plants Cadance into the mat with the Take A Note, earning many cheers from the crowd-

Garble: Cadance and Shining Armor, two of Luna's most handy players, have now BOTH been laid out!

-Twilight turns to leave, but realizes the lead pipe could be useful. She picks it up-

Ahuizotl: And there's the difference maker...Twilight is incredibly wise to take that!

Garble: And now Team Rich has an even BIGGER advantage! That lead pipe has softened up many of their members over the past few weeks, but they won't have to worry about that anymore!

Twilight: -she looks at the pipe- Hmmmm...I think I'll give this to you. -she hands the pipe to Flash- It'll be more useful to you. I'm sure you could come up with all sorts of imaginative ways to inflict torment on members of Team Luna.

Flash: Hohohooooo JACKPOT! -he shoves the lead pipe in the pocket of his jeans like a gun that he can pull out at anytime- You know me so well, Twilight! -the two walk up the ramp, satisfied with the number they've done on Team Luna-

Garble: I'm really starting to worry for all of Team Luna...things are not looking good…

-We head to commercial with the scene of both Cadance and Shining Armor lying unmoving in the ring-

*I'll tell you everything I know, any little thing I know…* -the crowd lights up the arena with cheers-

Garble: I guess it's title match time! Sweet!

-Diamond Tiara walks onto the stage with the Crater Chick Championship around her waist, and big smile across her face-

Madden: The following conteeeest..is, for the CRAAAAATEEERRRR..CHIIIIIIIICK CHAAAAAMPIOOOOOONSHIIIIIIP! Introducing first, froooom LONEYVIIIIIIILLEEEE! Weighing in at 125 POOOOOUNDS! She iiiis, the CRAAAAAATEEEERRR..CHIIIIIIIICK CHAMPIIIIIIOOOON...DIAAAAAAMOOOOOOOND..TIIIIIIIIIIARAAAAAAA!

Ahuizotl: It looks as if Diamond Tiara is actually going through with this Crater Chick Championship Open Challenge that she brought up a few weeks ago on Lunacy.

Garble: And what a better stage to hold the very first edition of the Open Challenge, than the biggest episode of Lunacy to date! I still don't really get why Diamond feels the need to do this every week, but I have to commend her for it.

Ahuizotl: We've certainly never heard of a champion doing this before. She wants to make her championship seem like the top prize every single week, and it's very admirable.

-Diamond slaps hands with the fans before entering the ring. Madden hands her his microphone. Diamond stands in the middle of the ring, putting her title around her shoulder-

Diamond: You all already know why I'm out here...for a very special occasion. Tonight is the biggest Lunacy broadcast in history! -crowd cheers- I was apart of the first episode of Lunacy...IN FAAAACT...I was apart of the first SEGMENT! -the crowd cheers as she sighs- I'm not proud of how I acted back then. But these are new beginnings, and I AM proud...to stand here at Lunapalooza, as your Crater Chick Champion! -the crowd cheers- Thank you, guys. -she moves a portion of hair out of her eyes- Did you guys know...that this championship has never ONCE been defended on Lunacy? -some of the crowd OHHHHs in intrigue- That is...until...TONIGHT. -more cheers as Diamond smiles- As the current holder of this fine championship, I am willing to set the bar! I am prepared to fight every member of that locker room! I am here to boldly go where NO title holder has gone before...and that is defend their title...on a weekly basis. -more cheers- Whichever woman in the back, is itching to put their name on the map, or simply wants gold around their waist, hey...I won't disciminate. Because by the time I lose this championship...EVERYBODY...every single professional wrestler, will want to get their hands on it. The Crater Chick Championship will not be treated as a prop...it will not be used as a spring to reach even greater heights. -she shakes her head- The Crater Chick Championship...will become the end all, BE all, of this industry. -mega cheers are heard throughout the arena- I am Diamond Tiara. I AM the woman to beat. -she looks down at her shoulder- This title PROVES it. And I am thrilled to announce...that the Crater Chick Championship Open Challenge staaaaarts…-she looks at her wrist- I don't need a watch! When you see me walk down that ramp, when you see this title glossing under the bright lights you'll KNOW what time it is...it starts NOW. -the crowd cheers even more as Diamond holds up her championship, smirking as she does the "come on" hand gesture towards the stage-

Garble: Diamond's gonna put her title on the line! She needs a challenger!

Ahuizotl: It's open to any woman in the back that thinks they have what it takes! Who will it be?!

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

Garble: Whoa...this crowd has someone in mind!

-The crowd gets their wish, as "Out of My Way" by Seether begins to play over the loudspeaker, with an insane amount of cheers following-

Garble: THESE FANS ARE PSYCHIC!

Ahuizotl: SCOOTALOO'S TAKING THE CHALLENGE! THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!

-Scootaloo walks onto the stage with her right arm all wrapped up, but she seems to be moving it well as she addresses the fans on her way down to the ramp. Diamond looks extremely troubled as her friends makes her way down to the ring-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! Frooooom LONEEEEYVIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 119 POOOOOUNDS...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAL-

Diamond: Wait, wait, wait! -the crowd begins booing, Diamond frowning as she looks around at them- Hold on a minute! I'm going to defend my title, but just PLEASE wait.

-Scootaloo enters the ring, being handed her own microphone by Madden as she looks at Diamond in confusion-

Scootaloo: What's wrong, Diamond? You not happy to see me?

Diamond: -she sighs again- Of COURSE I'm happy to see you...I ALWAYS am.

Scootaloo: Good! Well let's get this started th-

Diamond: I'm not...I'm COMFORTABLE defending my title against YOU, Scootaloo…

Scootaloo: And why not? You said ANYBODY could challenge you, so here I am!

Diamond: Don't you...don't you think this is a little bit...thoughtless?

Scootaloo: No...no actually I don't. I'm out here for TWO reasons. One of them you've already said...I want gold around my waist. -the crowd cheers-

Diamond: But you're going to be in the semi-finals of the Queen of the Scene this Sunday!

Scootaloo: -she nods- I'm well aware. I think it'd be pretty rad to be both Crater Chick...AND Eternal Women's Champion. -the crowd cheers more, as Scootaloo smiles at them-

Diamond: Yes, it...sure would. But after what Turf and Silver Spoon did to you last week, and not to mention the match you had where...your arm got banged up even MORE...do you really think it's wise to come out here tonight and risk everything coming your way? You're INJURED, Scootaloo!

Scootaloo: Now hold up...if I was injured, the great EWF medical staff would NOT allow me to compete. But I went to them earlier today, and they warned me of the risks, but they did say I'd be able to wrestle. I'm NOT injured...I'm hurting really bad, but I'm not injured. So you SHOULDN'T feel bad about fighting me, Diamond. You said you'd be willing to take on ALL comers. Well, I'm a comer right now, so come at me!

Diamond: ….What's the other reason as to why you're out here?

Scootaloo: I'm glad you asked. Maybe this'll ease your mind. Do you remember the night after Frontline, where you came out here and we put everything behind us?

Diamond: How could I forget? It shaped me into the woman that I am today. -she smiles back at the memory-

Scootaloo: During that moment, the crowd chanted for me and you...to have ONE. MORE. MATCH. -the crowd cheers-

Crowd: ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH!

Scootaloo: They're chanting it again! And me and you...we agreed to fight one day. And now that you're Crater Chick Champion, and you've got this whole Open Challenge gimmick going on, it's the BEST chance for us to fight! Not to hurt each other, but just to see who the better wrestler is.

Diamond: But you're ALREADY hurt! And I...I don't want to hurt you even more…-tears begin to fill her eyes-

Scootaloo: Don't worry about me. I don't need special treatment. I'm out here, willing to fight you for your title! You can't turn me away! The crowd...the crowd WANTS IT, DIAMOND! -they're cheering again- THEY WANT IT! ME AND YOU. WE HAVE TO GIVE IT TO TH-

"It doesn't MATTER what these fuckheads want!"

Ahuizotl: Oh no...that voice...it's all too familiar…

-The crowd boos as the owner of the voice emerges, Turf arriving on the stage, with Silver Spoon right behind her-

Garble: I'm getting real sick of seeing these two! Have they not done enough?!

Crowd: FUCK OFF, YOU TWO, FUCK OFF! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK OFF, YOU TWO, FUCK OFF! *CLAPCLAP* FUCK OFF, YOU TWO, FUCK OFF! *CLAPCLAP*

Silver: No! We're not going ANYWHERE except IN. THAT. RING! -boos- Like Turf said...what you people want isn't important!

Turf: And the same goes for you, Shitaloo! Me and 'Spoon don't care if you want to fulfill some wet dream from a few months ago! WE'RE the reason you're in the shape you're in, and if you don't GET LOST, you can forget about being Queen of the Scene! You can forget about having a title match EVER!

Silver: EVEEEERRRRR! You put your stupid little face into OUR business with Diamond, and we just BARELY missed putting you on the shelf! Next time...we won't be so MERCIFUL.

Turf: Don't MAKE there be a next time, you crummy little ORPHAN! Silver Spoon bought the more expensive nail polish out of the two of us, and she gave it to me! So I told her I'd step back for right now, and let HER have all the fun of TEARING YOU APART, Diamond!

Diamond: You two had a competition...to see who could buy the most costly NAIL POLISH? I am SO relieved I don't have to deal with you two on a daily basis anymore…

Silver: Well you're apart to be dealing with ME, and you're about to have to live without your PRECIOUS title being snug around your waist, because it's coming home to The Mean Girls, BITCHEEEEEESSSSS! -Turf and Silver Spoon enter the ring, gesturing at Scootaloo to leave the ring-

Garble: It looks like Diamond's Open Challenge is attracting a lot of attention!

Ahuizotl: Both Scootaloo AND Silver Spoon want a shot to capture it! How is this going to be solved?!

*No chance in hell…* -the crowd pops up out of their seats, as every woman in the ring brings their attention to the stage-

Garble: I think we might be getting our answer soon, 'Zotl, because here comes the boss!

-Mr. Rich appears on the stage, microphone in hand, and a grin on his face-

Mr. Rich: Well how about that, Diamond? Quite a few people have their sights set on you nowadays...as well as your championship! And that's what I'm out here to discuss, because it seems to me like we have a bit of a dilemma on our hands. Silver Spoon, Turf...you might as well stop jaw-jacking to Scootaloo, because I'm willing to bet that she wants a shot at the Crater Chick Championship just as much as you two do, and she isn't going ANYWHERE. But that doesn't mean you both should head backstage, either...I want you ALL to stay out here for what I'VE got planned. -the crowd cheers- Diamond...you want the best competition? Well I'm going to give you the best of BOTH worlds. Both FRIENDLY competition, and the type that leaves you checking to see if a knife has been lodged in your back recently. I doubt this will be the case, but there's a possibility that this could be my very last Monday Night Lunacy…-the crowd boos loudly- and if it is, I want to do my very BEST to leave a lasting impression! That is why, right here tonight...Diamond Tiara. You will be defending your Crater Chick Championship...AGAINST...Silver Spoon. -the crowd boos as Silver jumps into the air-...Scootaloo. -NOW the crowd begins cheering enormously as Scootaloo smirks at Diamond, mouthing the words "good luck" to her-...and Turf! -the crowd doesn't boo, but begins talking about the added intrigue that Mr. Rich has just added to the match. Turf looks at Silver Spoon with bulged eyes, but then the two BFFs look at Scootaloo and Diamond, unable to contain their smirks- Good luck to you all! -Mr. Rich's theme hits again as she exits the stage-

Garble: What a match Mr. Rich just made! We've got a Fatal Four Way match coming up this Sunday, but first, Diamond Tiara has to defend her title against THREE solid opponents!

Ahuizotl: There's a lot riding on this match for all FOUR women. I wonder how Turf is feeling about all this...she came down to this ring, expecting to be in Silver Spoon's CORNER...but now she's got a chance to win her first ever singles Championship!

-The referee raises Diamond's title in the air, as all four combatants line up in a corner-

Garble: This Open Challenge is about to be off to a ROCKING start! How will this match affect Turf and Silver Spoon's relationship? They're going to team up for a while, but gold will change ANYONE's mindset...if one of them has a clear shot at winning, I just CAN'T see the other standing by and not stopping the other…

-The bell rings, the crowd cheering as the excitement level for this match is THROUGH THE ROOF-

Match 4: Crater Chick Championship - Diamond Tiara vs Turf vs Silver Spoon vs Scootaloo

-Even though there are two women standing across from them that they absolutely DESPISE, Diamond and Scootaloo just can't help but want to get at each other-

Crowd: WE HOPE YOU BOTH WIN! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE HOPE YOU BOTH WIN! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE HOPE YOU BOTH WIN! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE HOPE YOU BOTH WIN! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: That's very sweet, but there can only be ONE Crater Chick Champion!

-Turf and Silver Spoon run up and attack them just before the two can go at it for the first time in nearly two months-

Garble: And the remaining two halves of The Mean Girls, letting their former leader and their former most fierce rival know that they are just a big a threat in this match as they are!

Ahuizotl: And you're right to point that out, because, while Scootaloo may still be one of their rivals, the spot of the top one goes to Diamond Tiara herself. My oh my, how things have changed in the last few months…

-Turf and Silver quickly work together to get Diamond out of the ring before turning their attention to Scootaloo with cruel intentions in mind-

Ahuizotl: Scootaloo is like a bird that has had its wing clipped. This could end DISASTROUSLY for her!

Garble: Turf and Silver Spoon are the ones that mangled her arm last week, and now they hope to enhance the pain some more!

-Turf grabs Scootaloo's already injured arm, while Silver grabs the other-

Ahuizotl: Hold on...are they looking to injure her OTHER arm as well? How low will these two sink?!

Garble: As low as they need to in order to make it easier for one of them to win this match, and the title.

-Turf and Silver begin yanking on each of the arms, causing Scootaloo to cry out in pain-

Garble: They're...they're playing TUG OF WAR?!

Ahuizotl: They're looking to stretch Scootaloo's ligaments!

-The pain is so excruciating that it makes Scootaloo want to be free as soon as possible. She uses this advantage, and her own strength, to pull Turf and Silver forward and ducks, so that their heads may bonk against the other's-

Garble: Scootaloo's breaks free!

Ahuizotl: But what will she do next? It looked like a sufficient amount of damage was brought upon BOTH of her arms!

-Scootaloo now grabs one arm of both Turf and Silver and runs towards the turnbuckles. She jumps onto the top one and walks along the top rope-

Garble: Look at this balance! Scoots is like a trapeze artist!

-Turf and Silver don't know what to make of this as Scootaloo jumps off the top rope and armdrags the both of them, the crowd clapping at the feat-

Crowd: TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN!

-7 minutes later-

-Scootaloo has Turf perched up on the top rope, laying some forearm shots with her uninjured arm on her-

Garble: I think we're about to see ourselves a little Frankenscooter!

Ahuizotl: Is that what we're calling it now? Huh….okay.

-Silver jumps up on the apron, running over and laying a simple kick to the arm of Scootaloo, which gets her to writhe in pain and stop the move she was attempting-

Garble: And there's Silver Spoon! Saving her BFF like always.

Silver: I got your back, chica! Now make her pay!

-Turf gives a single nod with a vicious smirk as she grabs Scootaloo's injured arm and falls down from the top turnbuckle to the floor below, driving Scootaloo's arm into the top rope with extreme force-

Ahuizotl: OH GOD THE ARM! -Scootaloo falls to the mat, practically digging her nails into her shoulder as she holds onto her wound with all she has-

Garble: That arm is plain out of commission! Turf and Silver Spoon have shown no mercy in their frontal attack on the damn thing!

Turf: YOUR TURN, 'SPOON! SHOW HER WHY WE'RE THE BADDEST BITCHES!

-Scootaloo seethes in pain and frustration as she gets to her feet, Silver Spoon bounces off the ropes and jumps at Scootaloo's back, driving her feet into it and flattening her down into the mat with authority-

Garble: MY GOD! She calls that the Silver Surfer!

Ahuizotl: And we can all see why! She just tried to ride Scootaloo like a common surfboard!

Garble: And Scootaboard just ran into the huge tidal wave known as Silver Spoon!

-Silver looks at Turf, who advises her to make a cover-

Garble: Whoa whoa! Turf's not stopping her! *1….2..* WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPIO-Diamond Tiara sneaks her way under the bottom rope, breaking up the pin in the nick of time- And Diamond saves her title!

Ahuizotl: Diamond has spent more time on the outside than in the actual ring! Turf and Silver Spoon have done a stellar job at detaining both her and Scootaloo!

-Turf growls in annoyance as she is able to push her arms under the bottom rope and grab ahold of Diamond's feet, who were barely in reaching distance. She then pulls Diamond to where she is out on the floor with her and sends her careening off of a nearby barricade-

Garble: Case in point, right there! This is the smartest thing to do! Scootaloo was already injured, so just make sure Diamond can't interfere with your further injuring of her!

Ahuizotl: And then you can go for the victory when you feel the time is right. Let's not gloss over the fact, though, that neither Turf nor Silver Spoon seem to mind if the other wins!

Garble: I couldn't believe Turf let her attempt a pinfall like that! Usually in a match like this, no matter if your BFF is one of your opponents or not, there's always a squabble over who should get to win, and that turns into a brawl between the allies...but it's DIFFERENT now! In Turf and Silver Spoon's eyes, it doesn't MATTER which one of them is champion, as long as Diamond and Scootaloo AREN'T.

Ahuizotl: And they'll do ANYTHING to ensure that Diamond Tiara's reign ends TONIGHT, and that the reign of The Mean Girls will reach NEW heights!

-8 minutes later-

-Scootaloo jumps into the air and wraps her legs around Silver Spoon's head and uses her momentum to send her forwards. Scootaloo grabs onto the top rope with both hands and flips both her and Silver over the ropes. Silver falls to the floor while Scootaloo hangs on, though she has to grit her teeth to conceal the pain of her injured him-

Garble: Down goes Silver Spoon!

-Scootaloo looks behind her to see Silver crawling on the floor, the crowd cheering her on to do something big-

Ahuizotl: Hurt or not, we all know Scootaloo won't pass up on an opportunity to send these fans into a frenzy!

-Scootaloo waits for Silver to rise to her feet, and then she springboards off the top rope, back-flipping herself in mid-air and crashing into Silver, knocking them both down onto the steel grate that leads down to the ring with the fans going nuts-

Garble: ASAI MOONSAULT! SCOOTALOO PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE!

Ahuizotl: You'll notice that her arm crashed into the steel of the rampway, however! Maybe that wasn't such a wise decision!

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

Ahuizotl: Neither woman is moving, but there's Turf back in the ring, now.

-Turf looks conflicted with herself. She looks out at the crowd as they begin cheering-

Garble: Don't tell me she's thinking the same thing!

Ahuizotl: When there's a title at stake, and the lights are on bright, you're going to need to pull out some new tricks!

Crowd: TURF! TURF! TURF! TURF!

Turf: BE QUIET, YOU ASSHATS! IF I'M GONNA FLY, I'M FLYING FOR ME! NOT FOR YOU FUCKS! -the crowd boos-

Garble: CAN she even fly? We've never seen her attempt it!

-Turf runs off the ropes, leaping OVER the top rope and front-flipping herself, knocking into Scootaloo and Silver and falling down to the floor with them-

Ahuizotl: -the crowd cheering very loudly- WELL THERE'S YOUR ANSWER! TURF'S WRESTLING IN ANOTHER BODY TONIGHT!

Garble: High risk, high reward! That's how this usually goes! Turf hit her BFF, but eh, there's nothing a brand new prada bag can't fix!

-Diamond now crawls into the ring and notices the pile of body on the outside. She immediately begins scaling the top rope because why not?-

Ahuizotl: And there's Diamond Tiara! The Crater Chick Champion doesn't want to be left out!

Garble: And she certainly doesn't want to be outdone!

-As her opponents get to their feet, Diamond cartwheels herself off of the top rope, wowing the crowd as many photos are snapped. She does a full roation and then another half of one before colliding with both her friend and her nemesi all at once, her shoulder, head, and feet sending them all down to the floor-

Ahuizotl: BEAUTIFUL! SHE SURE WASN'T OUTDONE! THAT WAS MAGNIFICENT!

Garble: A top rope...CARTWHEEL, of all things! I can't recall ever seeing that before!

Crowd: DIA- MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND!

Ahuizotl: Diamond Tiara is champion for a very good reason, and she isn't about to let tonight be her LAST night with the gold!

Garble: She's on a mission. A mission to make the Crater Chick Championship matter for the first time ever, in her eyes. Nothing will stop her from accomplishing this!

-6 minutes later-

-Diamond tries to hit the Diamond Cutter on Turf, whose hair is now flat as can be now, rather than its usual poofy, but Turf breaks out of it and delivers a Backstabber to Diamond. She then proceeds to flip Diamond over onto her belly and lock in a bridging crossface-

Garble: TURF WITH THE SON! THE SOD OFF NECKTIE!

Ahuizotl: DIAMOND COULD NOT BE IN A WORSE PREDICAMENT! WE'VE ONLY SEEN TURF USE THIS MOVE ONE OTHER TIME, BUT IT WAS HIGHLY EFFECTIVE!

Garble: It could be effective tonight, too! So effective that it could win the CRATER CHICK CHAMPIONSHIP for Turf! Diamond is right in the middle of the ring!

Turf: -she yanks back on Diamond's neck, forcing her body to flex more than any normal human could take- TAP OUT, YOU BIIIIIITCH! TAP OOOOOOUUUUUUUT!

Ahuizotl: DIAMOND'S HEAD IS NEARLY TOUCHING HER BACKSIDE! THANK HEAVENS SHE'S FLEXIBLE ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND THIS!

Garble: That flexibility can only help so much! She's still hurting like hell, and her time as championship may be drawing to a close!

-Diamond tries her best to crawl towards the ropes, but they are oh so far away, and Turf only wrenches the hold in deeper anytime she dare makes a move-

Garble: We're gonna have a new champion! I...I can feel it! Silver Spoon isn't breaking up the hold, Diamond Tiara's neck is about to snap! There's nothing that-

Ahuizotl: WAIT A MINUTE!

-As if from out of nowhere, Scootaloo flies off the top rope and lands on Turf's ribs with a death-defying Senton!-

Garble: -as the crowd cheers- SCOOTALOOOO! WHAT A SENTON!

Ahuizotl: And the SON is broken up! Diamond's reign continues!

-Silver Spoon immediately picks up Scootaloo and hits her with the Silver Lining-

Garble: Go for the cover, Silver Spoon!

-Silver Spoon crawls over to Scootaloo, and is about to make a cover, when Diamond Tiara snatches her up and plants her with a Diamond Cutter of her own!-

Ahuizotl: DIAMOND CUTTER! -the crowd is cheering their gonads off-

Garble: You never know when you'll be hit with one!

-Diamond, exhausted and banged up, is barely able to flip Silver onto her back and put just one arm on her chest-

*1….2…..3!* -the crowd rejoices-

Garble: SHE DID IT! DIAMOND TIARA RETAINS HER TITLE!

Ahuizotl: What a heroic outing!

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEERRR….aaaaaand STIIIIIILL! The CRATEEEEERRRRR..CHIIIIIIIICK CHAMPIOOOOOOON...DIAMOOOOOOOOOND..TIIIIIIIIIIARAAAAAAAAA!

Garble: It damn sure wasn't easy, but Diamond Tiara KNEW it wouldn't be! She knew the moment she set up this challenge, that she was in for the absolute FIGHT of her life!

Ahuizotl: Silver Spoon...Turf...Scootaloo...enemies and allies alike, all vying for the same championship...and Diamond fought them ALL off, and she preserved her Open Challenge...for another week.

-Diamond so gingerly gets to her feet, the referee handing her the championship. Diamond weakly raises it up in the air as the referee softly holds up her other hand-

Garble: All four of these women...they left EVERYTHING in that ring. Scootaloo's arm...almost mangled to shreds...who knows what kind of shape she'll be in come this Sunday? But she knew what she was getting herself into, and like always, she put on a simply SCINTILLATING performance!

Ahuizotl: Silver Spoon almost had the gold around her waist, hitting Scootaloo with the Silver Surfer, but Diamond Tiara, ever the champion, was able to interrupt the cover, and save her title. And Turf...Turf perhaps would've had Diamond tapping uncontrollably in the Sod Off Necktie, but with such grace and precision, Scootaloo broke up the hold, and kept the match rolling.

Garble: And of course...it took just one Diamond Cutter...one explosive Diamond Cutter, to seal the victory for the courageous Champion of the Craters...Diamond Tiara. I'll be the first to admit...I think she's nut for wanting to do this every single week, but if we get treated to incredible matches time and time again, like the one we had here tonight, I guess I have no room to complain!

-Turf and Silver Spoon gather outside the ring, both visibly crestfallen that they couldn't get the job done. Meanwhile, Diamond puts her hand out to Scootaloo, who is still recovering on the mat, the crowd cheering at the gesture-

Ahuizotl: And here we go...that's what the new Diamond Tiara is all about! Giving everyone a chance, and then patting them on the back, even if they don't succeed.

-Scootaloo gladly accepts the hand, and is brought up to her feet, and into a hug by Diamond. The crowd gets to their feet and applauds the two women on a pair of amazing performances-

Garble: Come on, 'Zotl! A match like that deserves a standing ovation...that means from us, too!

Ahuizotl: You'll get NO argument from me.

-Garble and Ahuizotl rise to their feet, joining the audience in clapping thunderously for that all-time classic match. Turf and Silver Spoon are so disgusted by the display that they bitterly stomp off to the back, vowing that both Scootaloo and Diamond will get their comeuppance at another time-

Garble: Wow. I'm actually rather amazed there was no backlash from Turf and Silver Spoon...I figured they would hit the ring and pulverize Diamond and Scootaloo.

Ahuizotl: It seems they're aware that tonight just wasn't their night. There's no doubt they'll be back to wreak more hell against those two, but for now, they're retreating. They both had terrific performances, but they're not going to be satisfied until Diamond no longer has a title to call her own, and Scootaloo's arm is useless.

Garble: Let's not worry about such dismal things. We just witnessed a great title defense, by a great title holder! Congratulations to you, Diamond! And thank you, Mr. Rich, for making this match tonight!

-We head to commercial with the fans still cheering and clapping, as one of Scootaloo's arms is placed against her side, and the not-hurt one is around her friend's shoulder, as the two begin to walk backstage, both proud of the other for putting on such a wonderful performance-

-Back from commercial, we see Sonata, a bag strapped over her shoulder as she heads towards the parking lot area. She is soon stopped by her two teammates-

Aria: Yo, Sonata!

-Sonata turns around to meet them, a rare frown adorning her face-

Adagio: You've got that look on your face…-she looks at her shoulder- and by the way you're carrying that bag...Sonata...are you...leaving?

Sonata: -she sniffles, trying to hold her tears back- Y-yeah…

Aria: Sonata! Come on! Me and 'Dag...we NEED you!

Adagio: Your thoughts about this match couldn't be MORE clear...you're frightened to get in the ring with those three sweaty swamp monsters! But we're in this TOGETHER, and without you...we're not a band…

Aria: We're not 3MB without you, Sonata! And to boot...if you don't show up...those three are going to TERMINATE our tandem! But with you out there...we've got a real good chance of putting those bayou bastards to bed!

Sonata: You girls can pretend to be rockstars all you want...but do me a favor and DON'T act like I'm a difference maker! I'm not cut out for this...I'm an anchor to 3MB...I'll only slow you girls down...face the facts about one thing AT LEAST; that you'll be better off without me…-she turns around and begins to walk some more-

Adagio: Hey! You're right! You're right, we AREN'T rockstars! But we like to PRETEND to be because it's FUN. Did you forget about that, Sonata? And sometimes...there are people that are going to try and RUIN your fun! THAT's The Wythyst Family!

Aria: You wanna walk away, and give them that satisfaction? We CAN'T have fun without YOU, Sonata. You are the biggest component to 3MB! None of this would be possible without YOU. We wouldn't be here...without YOU. We get that you're scared, more than you can imagine! We've been able to put on this brave face for the past few weeks, but it's time to stop the charade!

Adagio: It's time to drop the bad girl act, and hit you with some TRUTH, Sonata...me and Aria...we're scared, too…

-Sonata stops walking and turns around to meet her buddies again, a look of disbelief on her face-

Sonata: You...YOU guys? You're...afraid? -Aria and Adagio nod- B-but...you're the two toughest girls I know! Character or not!

Adagio: Yeah, but we're also human. And humans often find themselves horrified of what they don't understand.

Aria: -she nods- And we don't know ANYTHING about The Wythysts...all we know is they make our skin crawl...they put us in the darkest place we've ever been in...they're trying to DESTROY this foundation that we have set up, and the fact that we don't know why gives us the CREEPS, the CHILLS!

Adagio: After my match last week, the lights went out...and from there, me and Aria don't know WHAT the hell happened! We don't remember a single thing! Which one of them attacked us, or did any of them? Did they use some of their swamp magic on us to leave us laying? Or perhaps maybe we just passed out from too much fear...how could we not be TERRIFIED of people...THINGS like that, that work so hard, so diligently to freak us out, to throw us off of our game?

Aria: I've never been this scared in my WHOLE life...these girls are a walking, living HORROR movie, and they're coming after US. And you may think that you can't do anything about it, Sonata...but though humans may be mortified of something...when they are backed into a corner, and are desperate to break out...what do they do?

Sonata: They...they fight?

Aria: YES! Yes they FIGHT. Whatever it is they fear, they tuck all the fear they have in the pit of their stomach, and they channel whatever emotion it takes to come away with their lives, with their beliefs, with whatever it is they're willing to fight the evil that haunts them for! The Wythysts want to end our fun...they want to put a STOP to our solidarity...they're looking to break us down from the inside, with their constant mind games.

Sonata: Well...they've succeeded. We're all afraid of them….

Adagio: We are, but we CAN'T let that stop us! Whatever their motives are DOESN'T matter! They are the buzzkills to our good time, and if we ever want to enjoy ourselves again...we need to STOP them...TOGETHER.

Sonata: ….We sure haven't had a lot of fun lately, have we?

Aria: Nope...we've been too busy being afraid…

Sonata: And things haven't gone the way we wanted them to…-Aria and Adagio shake their heads- But we're a Three Ma'am Band, and one way or another, WE'RE MAKING MUSIC TOGETHER!

-Aria and Adagio grin as they hug Sonata-

Adagio: So you're in?!

Sonata: -she slowly smiles- Yeah...I'm in! Though these last few weeks haven't been all that fun, we'll MAKE fun for ourselves tonight...by kicking a bunch of bayou butt! -Sonata is the first to put her hand down, Adagio and Aria quickly following-

All: 1, 2, 3MB! -their hands go in the air as the re-united bandmates cheer. Sonata walks away first, her frown now dissipated and replaced with a look of sheer determination, with Adagio and Aria following behind her, their arms wrapped around the other's shoulder-

-We are then met with the sound of creepy piano keys and revolving images that could only belong to one group…-

*DEH!*

Garble: Good luck, 3MB! It won't be easy putting THIS group away…

-The crowd cheers as the lantern is lit up, the forms of Amay Wythyst, Ericka Rowan, and Lucy Harper appearing on the titantron-

Amay: ...We're here…-she blows the lantern out, as even more cheers pile in at the start of The Wythyst Family's theme song. The crowd claps along to the beat as the eerie trio of terror appears on the stage-

Garble: The mood of Lunapalooza just changed dramatically...though the crowd is still having a blast, the way they interact with Amay Wythyst and her sinister sisters just creates such a dark and disturbing aura around the entire arena…

Ahuizotl: Whether it be some of that "swamp magic" that Adagio referred to it as, or simply the fact that these people enjoy The Wythyst Family's persona, their message, the way they carry themselves...this is a thing of beauty, and I mean that in the creepiest way.

Garble: You see the cell phones, or as Amay Wythyst likes to call them...her "fireflies," leading her, Rowan, and Harper down to the ring, for what will be another tall task for both groups. We have yet to see the fireworks that go off when 3MB team together, well because they haven't yet...but we know exactly what the allied front of The Wythyst Family can do. They were victorious in a 6 Women Tag Team match last week, and they've decimated countless of superstars over the past few months.

Ahuizotl: But perhaps no group of superstars are as prepared, are more psyched than 3MB is to rid The Wythyst Family from their lives…

-Amay sits in her rocking chair, grinning before blowing the lantern out. The crowd cheers as Amay gets out of the rocking chair, spinning in place before removing her tourist jacket and fedora and placing them on the chair. The Family enters the ring, Ericka Rowan placing her patented sheep's mask on the ringpost-

Garble: And that sheep mask that Rowan adorns every time we see her...we still don't know the symbolism behind it, but it sure does do a lot to get into the head of The Family's opponents.

*WE'RE A THREE MA'AM BAAAAAAAAND!* -more cheers fill the arena-

Garble: Speaking of heads, I'm about to bang my head! Here comes my favorite rock group!

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 385 POOOOOUNDS...ARIAAAAA BLAAAAZE..SOOOOONATAAAA DUSK..AAAAAND ADAAAAAGIIIIIIOOOOO DAZZLEEEE..THE THREEEE..MAAAAA'AAAAM..BAAAAAAND!

-Sonata walks onto the stage first, followed by Aria and Adagio. None of them take the time to play to the crowd or do their usual entrance. They just begin taking off their entrance attire and make their way down the ramp-

Ahuizotl: But as you can see, these girls aren't going to be banging their head tonight. They are ALL business, and at last, they're ALL on the same page! And trust me...that isn't a good thing for The Wythyst Family.

Garble: The sunglasses, the flashy hats, they're just a part of the act. An act that Adagio, Aria, and Sonata are extremely proud to portray every week. But from the very FIRST night they showed up on Lunacy, their fun has quickly been drained out of them by The Wythyst Family. Amay quickly got into their heads, but 3MB has seemed to use their respective fear to get on the same page, as you said.

Ahuizotl: We learned that Sonata isn't as able to suppress her anxiety as easily as Aria and Adagio. She would break down into tears at the mere SIGHT of Amay Wythyst and her Family. Sonata had reached the end of her line...she was just about to call it quits, until learning that her teammates, too, are TERRIFIED. The idea of being someone you're not, and having fun doing it was what originally brought 3MB together. But even though Amay has taken that away, their HOPE to go back to the way things were has brought them BACK together.

Garble: That, as well as, as weird as it may sound...their common FEAR of The Wythyst Family, it arguably has made them a stronger unit! 3MB had this grand vision...they're living the dreams of SO many of us. Those who daydream while on shift because their job is too boring and ridiculous, THESE girls EPITOMIZE the concept of "fun", and they're teaching everyone that it's OKAY to be someone you're not! If you wanna have fun, then just put on a wig and go to a karaoke bar! Dress up as a My Little Pony character and go to conventions! You may be the dullest person on planet Earth, but even YOU are able to have the greatest of fun!

Ahuizotl: Wow...that is a very real message, too. And The Wythyst Family is the complete OPPOSITE of fun. Sure, you may find it fun to watch their mannerisms, or the way they act; Lucy Harper randomly starts yelling "yeah, yeah, yeah" in the middle of the match, but we can speculate that it's all just mind games. They aren't here to have FUN...we don't really KNOW why they're here, but clearly they have a problem with fun, because they've targeted 3MB.

Garble: And if 3MB ever wants to have fun again...they'll need to dispose of The Wythyst Family. One thing is for sure...it'll be a HELL of a lot of fun to see them try!

-Adagio and Sonata step onto the ring apron as Aria readies herself, standing across the ring from Amay Wythyst herself, the ringleader of this entire affair against joy. The referee rings the bell, the crowd beginning to cheer as this high-profile match kicks off-

Ahuizotl: ...And, as cliche as it may sound...let the fun BEGIN!

Match 5: 3MB vs The Wythyst Family

Crowd: LET'S GO WY-THYSTS, 3-M-B! LET'S GO WY-THYSTS, 3-M-B! LET'S GO WY-THYSTS, 3-M-B!

Garble: The 3MB chants are just a bit quieter, but the support is there, especially from me! I want these 3 brazen badasses to conquer their fears!

Ahuizotl: And one of the best ways to do that, is to face your fears head-on!

-Aria begins to shuffle around the ring, but she can never seem to get Amay's attention. Amay continues to stare blankly...at Sonata-

Amay: I want HER! -she points at Sonata- SHE IS THE KEY!

Ahuizotl: ...Can anybody translate what this woman is saying?

Garble: Sorry, I don't speak nut.

-Aria grumbles under her breath, as she was really looking forward to wrapping her hands around Amay's throat. However, she sees the look in Sonata's eyes, and the way she puts her hand out with no hesitation, so she has no problem walking over to her corner and slapping Sonata's hand with a smile-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd cheers- Ask and you shall RECEIVE!

-Sonata steps through the middle rope and into the ring, her usual cheery demeanor washed away from her face. She looks at Amay with contempt, but Amay looks at her as a joke, judging by the way she is laughing-

Crowd: SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA! SO-NA-TA!

-Sonata approaches Amay, who continues to laugh-

Amay: -her laughter suddenly stops, as she roars in the face of her opposition- YOU CANNOT FOOL ME! WEAR WHATEVER MASK YOU'D LIKE, FOR I KNOW THAT YOU ARE TRULY AFRAID! YOUR DECEPTION WILL BE YOUR UNDOING-

-Sonata shuts up Amay by jumping up and executing brutal a knee-strike to the tip of her head. This causes Amay to wobble back against the ropes-

Ahuizotl: AND SONATA WITH A KNEE! She is fed up with these mind games from Amay Wythyst!

Garble: She's admitted that she's afraid, but she isn't going to run forever! -Sonata jumps onto Amay, who is caught up in the ropes, and begins assaulting her with as many punches as she can throw-

Ahuizotl: Amay has been targeting her since she first approached 3MB! She's made Sonata weep on many occasions, but Sonata will cry NO MORE! She's keeping those tears at bay, and she's going to stay strong! For both her AND her teammates!

-Sonata takes a break from hitting Amay and clobbers Ericka Rowan, who got a little bit close to her, off of the apron-

Ahuizotl: AND WHAT A SHOT TO ROWAN! SONATA'S IN NO MOOD TO BE TOYED WITH!

-Not wasting any time, Sonata launches herself over the apron and takes Rowan down to the floor with a Crossbody. The crowd is on fire for Sonata as she then turns around and fires off another round at Amay, who was trying to recuperate on the middle rope-

Garble: WE'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE OF SONATA! She's usually PERKY, and so much fun to be around, but 3MB's attitude has altered DRASTICALLY since running into The Wythyst Family!

Ahuizotl: That's what happens when you threaten somebody's best friends, when you try to ruin their fun! That's all 3MB were trying to do, have a little fun, but Amay Wythyst took exception, and claimed they were nothing but frauds!

-Sonata flies off of the top rope, taking Amay down to the mat-

Garble: DROPKICK BY SONATA! They're not FRAUDS now, are they, Amay? They're the real deal!

-Sonata makes a cover, trying to get a quick victory, but Amay kicks out at 1-

Ahuizotl: And we saw this during her battle with Twist. Amay Wythyst is not just all show and no go! She can take one hell of a beating, and dish one out just as thoroughly!

Garble: That may be true, but her SHOW right now ain't GOing so well against Sonata, who she considered to be the weakest of 3MB. Who knows? Maybe Amay WANTED this...perhaps she was TRYING to awaken this inner rage of Sonata!

Ahuizotl: That's a great point. She did it with Twist, and now Sonata is benefitting from a visit from Amay Wythyst. Can she keep up this rabid aggression for long, though? Will this turn out to obstruct her in the end?

-9 minutes later-

-Aria counters Amay's finisher and kicks her in the gut. She then hooks her neck with both arms-

Ahuizotl: Aria, setting up for the Expressive Melody!

-Amay breaks away from the eventual DDT and wraps an arm across Aria's neck. She then lifts her into the air and slams her into the mat, the crowd OHHH'ing at the wicked impact-

Garble: Uranage! Aria Blaze's neck and spine bouncing off the mat!

-Amay goes for a cover, but Adagio breaks it up at 2. Lucy Harper then runs in and attempts to Big Boot Adagio, but her leg is caught and Adagio flips her over into a Dragon Screw-

Ahuizotl: Adagio with the leg screw!

-Harper rolls out onto the apron, and Adagio follows her. When Harper gets up, Adagio looks to finish her off by hitting a BACK SUPLEX onto the apron, but Harper avoids disaster by elbowing her-

Garble: Harper just dodged a major bullet right there! The apron is the hardest part of the ring, and that could've taken her out of this match COMPLETELY.

-Speaking of taking out, Harper lifts Adagio up over her shoulder and then jumps down off the apron, slamming Adagio into the floor!-

Ahuizotl: MICHINOKU DRIVER! LUCY HARPER...OFF OF THE APRON!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Garble: That moves hurts enough the way it's REGULARLY done, but off the damn apron?! NO FRIGGEN' WAY!

-4 minutes later-

-Off of the tag, Ericka Rowan rushes the ring and bounces off the ropes, jumping over a vulnerable Adagio and then bouncing off the ropes again before jumping into the air, looking to crush Adagio with all of her weight. Luckily, Adagio moves out of the way at the last second-

Ahuizotl: The Big Splash misses, turning into a Big Flop, you could say!

Garble: I won't, because that sounded terrible.

-What Adagio can't avoid is a Hurricanrana from Lucy Harper as she brings herself into the ring-

Ahuizotl: HARPER MAKES HER MARK!

Garble: -as Adagio rolls to the outside- What a BEAUTIFUL maneuver from a...quite revolting woman...does she BATHE in grease or what?

Ahuizotl: -As Harper bounces off the ropes, looking to add more damage- That's not important right now...WATCH OUT FOR HARPERRRRR!

-Harper flies through the middle rope, but he does not connect with Adagio, as she ducks to make way for Aria, who JUMPS in the air for out of NOWHERE and catches Harper with her legs, spinning her around and executing a Hurricanrana of her own, which sends the fans into a FRENZY!

Garble: OH FUCK! OH FUUUUUCK! WHAT A SPECTACULAR COUNTER!

Ahuizotl: ARIA BLAZE! WITH A HURRICANRANA...OF HER OWN, SETTING THE ASYLUM ABLAZE!

-Aria jumps on top of the barricade to the right of the announce table, soaking in the reception of the crowd-

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Aria: WE RUN THIS JOINT! -the crowd continues to chant as Amay Wythyst begins running towards Aria. She turns around as Amay springs into the air, knocking Aria off the barricade with a Cross Body Block, and sending them both plunging to the floor-

Ahuizotl: -his voice cracking from all the screaming- AMAY WYTHYST! BOTH HER AND ARIA BEING SENT OVER THE BARRICADE!

Garble: THIS IS MADNESS! ABSOLUTE ANARCHY! ONLY ON MONDAY NIGHT LUNACY!

-Sonata decides to make herself apart of the fun. She climbs to the top turnbuckle, and looks out towards Aria and Amay-

Ahuizotl: WHAT IS SONATA PLANNING?! SHE CAN'T REACH THEM!

Sonata: 3. M. B! -Sonata jumps off the top turnbuckle, soaring through the air and OVER THE BARRICADE before PLUMMETING down onto Aria and Amay!-

Garble: SHE DID IIIIIIIIT! OVER THE BARRICAAAADE!

Ahuizotl: HOW?! WHAT GAVE SONATA THE ENERGY TO DO THAT!? SHE JUST FLEW OVER 20 FEET IN THE AIR!

-The crowd is now unanimous on this one, as their "HO-LY SHIT" chant quickly turns into a DEAFENING "THIS IS AWE-SOME" chant!-

Garble: Every match on tonight's show has been OFF. THE CHARTS, and this one has been NO DIFFERENT! I just...I just can't believe what just happened!

Ahuizotl: It will be replayed for years and YEARS to come! Sonata Dusk, putting her body on the LINE! ANYTHING in order to take out Amay Wythyst for GOOD!

Garble: If THAT doesn't do it, then I don't know what WILL! GOOD….GOD GOOD GOD GOOD GOD!

-4 more minutes later-

-Amay Wythyst is still down on the outside, past the barricade. Adagio was able to pull both her teammates up from the rubble, and the three of team have worked together to keep Harper and Rowan away from the matriarch of their clan-

Garble: Amay Wythyst is the glue that keeps her family sticking together...and without her involvement in this match, I don't think Harper and Rowan have much clout at all.

-With both Harper and Rowan on the outside, dazed and confused, Aria and Sonata head up to the top turnbuckle together-

Ahuizotl: And this could be the finishing blow to the remaining pieces of the Wythyst Family!

-Aria flings Sonata off of her shoulders, but unlike how it usually works, Sonata doesn't knock down Rowan and Harper. Instead, they both catch her-

Garble: Uh oh...Sonata's caught! These two bullish woman wouldn't fall to that Double-Team!

Ahuizotl: And now it seems they've got their own Double-Team lined up for Sonata!

-Harper and Rowan quickly stand in front of the announce table and position Sonata on the ground before lifting her up into the air-

Garble: THEY SURE DO! LET'S SKEDADDLE, 'ZOTL!

-Sonata is dropped onto the brim of the announce table, her skull thudding off of one of the monitors. The crowd OHHHHHHs at the horrid impact as Sonata crumbles off of the side of the table and lays there, motionless-

Ahuizotl: A DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER! OH GOD THAT IMPACT WAS SICKENING!

Garble: The back of her skull may be busted open! She hit that monitor with such crippling force! Sonata has been so exuberant throughout this match, but her breakout performance may have come to an end…

-Adagio attempts to avenge her fallen teammate, but Rowan and Harper very quickly snatch her up and chuck her into the nearby barricade, leaving her to suffer as Aria remains in the ring, exhausted, shaky, and sluggish-

Garble: And Adagio taken out now! And just like that, the tables have turned, and Aria Blaze is the last remaining hope for 3MB…

-Meanwhile, a hand is seen reaching over the barricade. Adagio can't see it, but she soon feels it as it latches onto her poofy hair-

Garble: JESUS! That's so freaky, man!

-Over the cover of the barricade emerges the eerie, sadistic smile of Amay Wythyst, the crowd popping huge for the re-awakening of the Eater of Worlds-

Ahuizotl: AMAY WYTHYST! AMAY WYTHYST HAS RISEN FROM THE ASHES!

Garble: THEY COULDN'T KEEP HER DOWN LONG ENOUGH! I'M SHOCKED!

-Amay pulls Adagio over the barricade and into her clutches, wrapping an arm around her neck before lifting her up and SLAMMING her into the edge of the barricade-

Ahuizotl: And now a Uranage to Adagio! URGGGGHHHH the force!

-Adagio grits her teeth, but she can't hold back the pain that courses through her body as she slides down the barricade and lets her head droop to its side-

Crowd: SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WOOORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HER HAAANDS...

Ahuizotl: This crowd...they're SINGING to Amay!

-Amay laughs, climbing over Adagio's broken body and the barricade and walks over, stepping onto the announce table and moving her arms through the air like a maestro-

Garble: And Amay is CONDUCTING them! This is...this is the ODDEST thing I've ever seen!

-The crowd continues to sing as, inside the ring, Aria is surrounded by both Rowan and Harper. She miraculously avoids both of their attacks and slides under the bottom rope, raking her hand across the feet of Amay and knocking her off of her pedestal-

Garble: ARIA'S NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!

-Aria throws Amay into the ring through the bottom rope and slides under that same rope to pursue her. Aria runs at Amay but winds up in her clutches anyway-

Ahuizotl: AMAY'S GOT HER! AMAY'S GOT HER!

Garble: Aria got tricked! Her overzealousness backfired on her!

-Amay bends Aria and plants a kiss on her forehead, but this is where Aria counters her intentions and goes behind her, rolling her up into a Schoolgirl but not pinning her because she's aware that she isn't the legal woman in the match. When Amay gets to her feet, Aria grabs both of her arms and forces her into a position where her head is bowed-

Garble: WHAT A COUNTER!

Ahuizotl: Aria is a very expressive person, and we're about to hear her Melody!

Aria: DON'T YOU EVER PUT YOUR DAMN LIPS ON ME AGAIN! THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOING TO BE KISSING, IS YOURSELF GOODNI-

-Aria is silenced as Lucy Harper plants a brutal Savate kick into the side of her head, which causes her to release the hold and crumble to the mat-

Ahuizotl: WHAT A KICK BY HARPER! No melody tonight!

Garble: That was certainly EXPRESSIVE by Lucy, though!

-Amay Wythyst drops to her butt and crawls to the corner, watching her protege deliver a HEAD-SPINNING Discus clothesline!-

Ahuizotl: HARPER WITH THE LARIAT! ARIA GOT TURNED INSIDE OUT!

Garble: And she's the legal woman!

-Harper makes a pin, staring at her overseer-

*1….2…3!* -the crowd cheers as Harper gets to his feet, still staring at Amay-

Garble: And The Wythyst Family, puts out the white-hot blaze on Aria and 3MB!

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERRRS...Theeeee Wyyyyyythyyyyst Familyyyy...

Ahuizotl: That frigid proclamation by Madden tells you the entire story. 3MB gave them more than ANY of us could've imagined...in fact, towards the end there, I really thought they were going to pull it out.

Garble: They had all three members of The Family ROCKING, and I DON'T mean that as in a concert, or Amay's chair. I mean that in the sense that Amay and company were stumbling over aimlessly for much of the match, and they had all the Lunatics in attendance rocking like they WERE at a concert!

-Ericka Rowan now enters the ring, and walks over with Harper to stare at Amay for approval-

Ahuizotl: The EWF fans were treated to 3MB's full arsenal, which included some of the most BREATHTAKING action we've ever SEEN! Aria with a Hurricanrana to an ALREADY airborne Lucy Harper, and how could we ever forget...Sonata Dusk...leaving the turnbuckle for what must've felt like an ETERNITY for her, but for what really took ended in 2 seconds!

Garble: That damn woman didn't give a HOOT at that point! This crowd wouldn't stop chanting, wouldn't stop cheering the WHOLE match! But despite all that...despite Aria, Sonata, and Adagio putting forth their effort...The Wythyst Family...they're...there just aren't any words I can use to depict the way they came back from a seemingly CONCLUDED battle!

Ahuizotl: 3MB were nothing short of spectacular, but they took too big of a risk when Aria launched Sonata off of her shoulders. From then on came a sequence of unfortunate circumstances...circumstances which they could NOT come back from, and which led to the end of their remarkable fight at last.

-Amay grabs the top rope with both hands and uses it to finally pull herself off of the ground and to her feet. She stares at her family members before grinning at them, putting a hand each on the back of their heads and pushing them together, while also pinning her own head against the side of Harper and Rowan's heads-

Ahuizotl: The Wythyst Family, with a strange post-match celebration...regardless of their actions, they remain one of the strongest forces in the EWF, which absolutely ZERO signs of their power waning anytime soon…

-Amay stands in front of Aria, dropping to her knees and spreading her arms out, laughing as Harper and Rowan stand tall behind her-

Crowd: SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WOOORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD, IN HER HANDS..SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HER HAAANDS…

Amay: Ahahahaha...SING TO ME, MY PUPPETS! -the crowd continues to sing, no signs of slowing down- 3MB, THEY LOVE THIS SONG! AHAHAHA-IT'LL PLAY IN THEIR NIGHTMAAAAAREEEES-AHAHAHAHAHAA! SING TO ME AND FOLLOOOOOOOW..THEEEE BUZZAAAAAARDS! -Amay's laughter, as well as the crowd's singing continues as we take another commercial break-

-We return from commercial with Madden standing in the ring as the bell sounds off-

Madden: The following conteeest, scheduled for ONE FAAAALL...is, for the ETERNAAAAAL..-the crowd is already cheering- WOMEEEEEEN'S..CHAAAAAAAMPIONSHIIIIIP!

Garble: You heard it right! The main event of Lunapalooza is HERE!

-The sound of glass breaking sends the crowd into a frenzy-

Madden: Introducing first! The challengeeeer...froooom LONEEEEEYVIIIIILLE! Weighing in at 135 POOOOOUNDS…"MARBLE COOOOOOLD.." BERRRRRRRYYYYYYY..PUUUUUUNCH!

Ahuizotl: She walks to the ring with such purpose, such swagger...swaying her head from side to side. But don't let the brash disposition fool you. Berry Punch is well aware of the opportunity that is in front of her tonight. She knows who her opponent is, and she knows what said opponent is willing to do, in order to come out on top.

Garble: Berry herself, though, is no slouch when it comes to being wild, erratic, and downright NASTY. She's brawled with the best of them, but only recently has she been rewarded for her no-nonsense, stern attitude.

Ahuizotl: Though, if it was up to our general manager, Berry wouldn't be coming anywhere CLOSE to the Championship, especially considering the fact that just a few weeks ago, Berry stood right in the middle of that ring, and without warning kicked Luna in the gut, and sent her straight into the mat with a Bar Tab.

Garble: That's the kind of woman Berry Punch is. Vulgar, obscene, indecent, but unlike most, she's almost...charming in the way she carries herself. And that's why the fans love her. -Berry enters the ring and begins to pile on top of the four top turnbuckles, the fans going wild with each pair of middle fingers that she throws into the air-

Ahuizotl: She's not like this to get attention, or to get on people's nerves...she truly can't help it. It's just who she is, and she's proud of that. Imagine what kind of Champion she would make, what kind of representative to Lunacy she would be…

Garble: I think it'd be pretty great! She's not a phony like Sunset Shimmer...I'm sure Luna would lose her ever-loving MIND if Berry Punch won the title tonight, but it's not like she hasn't made decisions in the past that made it feel like she doesn't have a brain. And you use the word "proud"...NOBODY would be more proud to see Berry Punch pull this victory off, than Team Rich.

Ahuizotl: Oh that would really be a dinger for that team. The ULTIMATE advantage! Team Rich would be the EASY favorite heading into The Royal Rumble!

-Berry removes her leather jacket, throwing it to the outside as she paces around the ring, awaiting her opponent-

*And now...it's all o-ver now…* -and the crowd was awaiting her opponent as well, so they could BOO her out of the building!-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! Froooom CANTERLOOOOT! Weighing in at 136 POOOOUNDS...she iiiiiis, the ETEEEEERNAAAAAAL. WOMEEEEEEEN'S CHAAAAAMPIOOOOON...SUUUUUUNSEEEEEEET..SSSSSSHIIIIIIMMEEEERRRRRR!

-Sunset joins the stage, accompanied by NOBODY, yet she still looks as cocky as ever as she heads down the ramp, bragging to every heated fan that she comes across-

Garble: And if you've ever wondered why so many people have such an intense DISDAIN for Sunset Shimmer...just look at that. She KNOWS she's at a disadvantage, but the woman STILL keeps a level-headed, if not irritating composure.

Ahuizotl: And you spoke of her being at a disadvantage, and you could not be ANY more correct. Sunset has had two championship defenses...she defeated Cadance, with the help of Snips and Snails. And, ironically, her next defense saw her win against Twilight Sparkle, with the help of...you guesses it, Cadance. In short...she's always had an ace in the hole; somebody that would there to help out in a tight spot. Last week, at LONG LAST, Mr. Rich put a STOP to it!

Garble: He warned that if ANYBODY interferes in this match at ANY point on Sunset's behalf...that she will automatically LOSE the match, and that means that her championship reign will effectively END. My hat goes off to you, Mr. Rich, because that is a BRILLIANT stipulation, and it ensures the fairest fight we could get, from an unfair competitor like Sunset Shimmer.

Ahuizotl: No member of The System...no Snips, no Snails, no Shining Armor, no Cadance, no Swirlinaitis, no Luna...not even a surprise, newly initiated member. Any interference in this bout, means that Sunset's title reign is OVER. DONE. FINITO!

-Sunset enters the ring, approaching Berry Punch and shoving her championship in the face of her challenger. Berry exchanges some heated words with Sunset before she hands over her title to the referee-

Garble: Sunset, fortunately, could be holding up that championship...for the very LAST time. This is it, folks...for ALL the marbles! We thank you for staying with us throughout the night, and now HERE's the marquee matchup: The Eternal Women's Championship is ON. THE. LINE, for only the second time ever, in the history of Monday Night Lunacy!

Ahuizotl: It's been a historic night, and we're about to see, in all intents and purposes...a historic FIGHT!

-The referee raises the coveted Championship, showing it to all the fans in attendance before handing it off to a member of the ringside crew. Sunset is leaning against her corner, while Berry can hardly contain herself, and is likely to pop out of her corner as soon as the bell rings-

Crowd: BER-RY PUNCH! BER-RY PUNCH! BER-RY PUNCH! BER-RY PUNCH!

-The referee rings the bell, Berry IMMEDIATELY rushing out of the corner and looking to get an early advantage on Sunset-

Main Event: Eternal Women's Championship - Sunset Shimmer vs Berry Punch

Ahuizotl: And Berry, coming out of the gate with LIGHTNING quick speed! -Sunset avoids Berry just as hastily, moving out of her corner and shifting her feet around the mat as Berry tries to get a quick upper hand on her-

Garble: I don't know if it's the adrenaline she got from the fans' cheers, or if Berry just wants to get her hands on Sunset as quick as possible! It could be both, but Sunset isn't allowing that to happen.

-The champion is soon backed up into the ropes. Sunset grabs onto the middle rope and shifts her upper body out of the ring, the referee having to back Berry off-

Sunset: That's right! For her own good, you'd better keep her away from me!

Garble: Sorry, sweetie...but it's for YOUR own good this time!

Ahuizotl: Both of these athletes, not known for their flashy or dynamic offense. They like to break their opponents down SLOWLY. They've got some technical prowess, as well as the strong desire to strike.

Garble: And you can say whatever you want about Sunset...but she's a fierce, high-powered striker, and if she hits you, you're going to FEEL it, and it's going to HURT.

Ahuizotl: But the same can be said for Berry Punch, who has made a living out of stomping "sandcastles" into people's sternums. This'll be a rough and tumble bout, I promise you that.

-Berry again tries to pursue Sunset, but as the referee tries to keep her back, Sunset releases a fist into her jaw, which knocks her back forcefully-

Garble: And there's one of the blows we talked about! Sunset lured Berry Punch in, and SUCKER-PUNCHED her when she least expected it.

Ahuizotl: We've come expect this EXACT kind of offense from our Champion…

-8 minutes later-

-With both women on the apron, Berry runs at Sunset and knocks her down with a Thesz press-

Garble: Oh! Sunset's back CRASHES into the ring apron!

-The force sends Sunset and Berry tumbling down to the floor. Berry quickly mounts Sunset, in spite of this, and sends a barrage of punches into her dome-

Ahuizotl: Shot after shot! Berry Punch, not letting up in the slightest!

Garble: This is for the CHAMPIONSHIP, 'Zotl! She's got to do whatever it takes!

-Berry moves herself off of Sunset and climbs up onto the apron. She points her middle fingers in front of her face and wiggles them up and down before dropping herself off the apron, landing an elbow into the chest of Sunset-

Garble: Elbow! Sunset gets the wind knocked out of her!

Ahuizotl: That's probably the snazziest move you'll see come out of Berry Punch's arsenal! Nothing but an unrelenting elbow right to the black, ABYSMAL heart of Sunset Shimmer!

-Berry gets to her feet, absorbing the cheers of all the Lunatics as she picks up Sunset and thrusts her back into the ring-

-4 minutes later-

-Sunset cradles Berry and lifts her up for The Last Sunset, but Berry escapes and brings her arms over Sunset's head, wrapping her arms around Sunset's waist, bringing herself over her head and forcing her down onto the mat with a roll up-

Garble: BERRY COUNTERS THE LAST SUNSET! *1…* NEW CHAMPION NEW CHAMPION! *2…-Sunset kicks out, pushing Berry away. When she gets up, Berry makes her pay by kicking her in the gut and driving her into the mat- BAR TAB! BAR TAAAAAAAB!

Ahuizotl: BERRY MAKES THE COVER! *1….2….-the referee stops the count just before hitting the mat a third time, as he makes us aware that Sunset got her foot on the bottom rope at the LAST second. The crowd's boos are deafening as Berry bangs on the mat, holding her face in her hands- OHHH SO CLOOOOSE!

Garble: BERRY WAS MOMENTS AWAY FROM BECOMING CHAMPION, BUT SUNSET HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO GET HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!

Ahuizotl: Berry beat Sunset with the Bar Tab to EARN this title shot, but she couldn't put Sunset away with it on THIS occasion! If Sunset wasn't so close to the ropes, the outcome might've been VERY different.

Crowd: LET'S GO BER-RY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO BER-RY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET'S GO BER-RY! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: This crowd may be a bit deflated, but they're still 100 PERCENT behind Berry Punch! They believe that she can pull this off!

Ahuizotl: She very well could! One more Bar Tab might do the trick!

-3 minutes later-

-Sunset has Berry down and out as she approaches the announce table. She tears off the cover and begins removing the monitors-

Garble: This table has lasted ALL night so far. It even withstood the impact of Sonata Dusk in the last match! But it seems its days are numbered..

Ahuizotl: It makes perfect sense for the most sadistic woman on the roster to be the one to dismantle it.

-As Sunset pulls off the last monitor, Berry has gotten to her feet. She grabs Sunset and turns her around, blasting her with a fist that sends her flying over the table and into Garble and Ahuizotl's seats!-

Garble: I'm glad we got up as soon as Sunset came over here! I don't want that...THING on my lap!

Ahuizotl: I'm with you on that...just get her away from us!

-Berry gets up onto the table and begins crawling over to Sunset, but Sunset springs up from the chairs and grabs Berry's hair with both hands, slamming her head into the top of the announce table-

Ahuizotl: And the capable champion! Berry never saw it coming!

-Sunset now climbs onto the announce table-

Garble: I feel like I should disinfect my seat before I sit down...ech!

-The crowd boos as Sunset situates her boot on the back of the head of Berry, grinding her forehead harder and harder into the thick wood of the table-

Ahuizotl: Sunset is completely in control now, and she's using this opportunity to assert her dominance…

-Sunset growls with rage as she raises her boot into the air-

Garble: Wait...DON'T!

Ahuizotl: YOU'LL CRUSH HER SKULL!

-Sunset ignores the pleas, driving her boot into the back of the head of Berry, causing it to smack brutally against the announce table, the crowd OHHHH'ing at the impact before booing at Sunset, who is now grinning from ear to ear-

Ahuizotl: THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT!

Garble: We are dealing with one TWISTED individual…

Ahuizotl: SHE WOULD KILL THIS WOMAN, JUST TO RETAIN HER TITLE! A WOMAN LIKE THAT DESERVES NO GLORY! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE THE CHAMPION!

Garble: But she could be just moments away from retaining her title...God I hope not…

-4 more minutes later-

-After fighting back valiantly, Berry kicks Sunset in the gut again-

Garble: IT'S COMING, 'ZOTL! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

-Berry hooks her leg, but Sunset winds up escaping the Bar Tab and pushing her right into the referee, which knocks both of them down as boos fill the arena once again, hope dying off-

Ahuizotl: AND THE OFFICIAL'S DOWN! Oh no...ALL BET'S ARE OFF NOW!

Garble: Shit! Interference from outside parties are still banned, but Sunset can do anything she pleases and get away with it!

Ahuizotl: Wake the referee up, Berry! WAKE HER UP!

-You can hear Berry mouth a "fuck," as she turns around to be met by Sunset, who kicks her in the gut and delivers her own version of the Bar Tab!-

Ahuizotl: -as the crowd boos massively- Oh THE AUDACITY OF SUNSET SHIMMER!

Garble: It didn't look as good as the originator's, but it got the job done. It was laced with a lot of animosity! -Sunset rolls out of the ring-

Crowd: CHEAP KNOCK-OFF! CHEAP KNOCK-OFF! CHEAP KNOCK-OFF! CHEAP KNOCK-OFF!

Garble: The Lunacy faithful, telling it like it is!

Ahuizotl: If it was somebody they actually RESPECTED, they wouldn't chant that...but since SUNSET is the one that delivered it...yeeeeah…

-Sunset searches under the ring, grabbing a crate full of alcoholic beverages-

Garble: Now she's stealing Berry's entire persona! Alright, you bitch...is that how we're gonna play?!

-Sunset hands the crate over to a ringside crew member-

Sunset: Be sure to toss me some of the after I win. I want to celebrate with a cold beverage! -Sunset pats the man on the head as he nods, proceeding to take one lone, empty glass bottle out of the box-

Ahuizotl: Uh oh...I think we can all see what is coming…

Garble: Who the hell puts an EMPTY BOTTLE into a container of fully FILLED CANS?! It must've been Sunset or one of her associates!

-Sunset re-enters the ring, readying the bottle-

Ahuizotl: BERRY! BERRY! DON'T GET UP!

Garble: Even if she DOESN'T get up, she's not any more SAFE on the mat!

-Berry, not knowing what is going on behind her, gets to her feet. Sunset doesn't even wait for her to turn around, as she runs up and smacks her into the back of the head with the bottle, it shattering into many pieces-

Ahuizotl: NOOOOOOOO! -Berry falls to the mat at once- THAT GLASS BOTTLE, EXPLODING INTO HUNDREDS OF PIECES!

Garble: This was all planned from the beginning...Sunset is never truly at a disadvantage…-Sunset sweeps as many pieces of glass as she can out to the floor with her boot. She then drops to her knees as blood oozes out of Berry's head, pushing her over onto her stomach and covering her. The crowd has been booing since the glass bottle came into play, and they certainly don't stop as the referee slowly comes to his senses-

Garble: The referee's awake...SOMEONE! YOU'VE GOTTA COME DOWN HERE AND HIT HIM! THIS IS FUCKING URGENT! PLEASE, I BEG YOU!

-The referee crawls over very sluggishly, Sunset screaming at the top of her lungs. He then drops his hand to the mat for the first time-

Ahuizotl: STOP! STOOOOOOOOOP!

-Sunset's evil grin manifests more and more with each passing second she becomes closer to victory. The referee's hand goes down a second time-

Garble: It's no use….it's no fucking use…

-The crowd's boos climax as the referee's hand hits the mat for the third and final time. He calls for the bell as Sunset releases Berry's leg nonchalantly, making sure to slap the referee in the back of the head, uttering the word "worthless" at him for taking too long-

Garble: Fucking bitch…

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEERRR...AAAAAND STIIIIIIILL...THE ETEEEEERNAAAAAL. WOMEEEEEEN'S CHAAAAAMPIOOOOOON...SUUUUUUNSEEEEEET..SSSSSHIIIIIIIMMEEEERRRR!

Ahuizotl: Madden said that with such oomph, and such pizzazz, but you have to know that those were the LAST words that he wanted to announce tonight…

Garble: -he sighs heavily, shaking his head- There's just...there's just nothing to say, man. We're accustomed to this...we can rant and rave about it all we want, but it doesn't change the outcome, so why bother?

Ahuizotl: Inside, and I speak for BOTH of us, as I know you quite well...inside, we are absolutely LIVID about the outcome of this match...but as my broadcast partner just said...what's the point?

Garble: We've run out of ways to crucify these sickening deeds on commentary...this just...this is just SO sad...so sad and pathetic! And the way she HIT that official after the match was over...I'm boiling, man...I'm fucking fuming, even if I may not look like it….

Ahuizotl: Silent rage...I know it all too well. Just like Sunset's opponents have come to known her rotten ways all too well…

-Sunset grabs the title out of the hands of the dazed referee, and REFUSES to allow him her hand-

Sunset: After that FEEBLE excuse that you call officiating, I wouldn't stoop so LOW as to allow you to raise my hand! Go to the back! I can raise my own hand just FINE! -Sunset smirks as the referee hangs his head, exiting the ring and walking dejectedly up the ramp-

Garble: Look at that smug, conceited BITCH. She probably doesn't even know the man's NAME. That's Felix Streak, or as his colleagues call him, "Lucky," and this is the type of CRAP he has to put up with from SICKENING people like her!

Ahuizotl: He was only doing his job...I wouldn't be surprised if Sunset PLANNED to push Berry into him. She has no ill-regard for anybody's feelings or health but her OWN.

Sunset: -yelling at ringside- TOSS ME THOSE BEERS! -The man takes two beers out of the crate and chucks them at Sunset, which she catches to her credit-

Garble: I've heard she's REAL good at catching things...that's right up her alley. -Ahuizotl chuckles- I'm glad SOMEONE can get some humor out of this scenario…

Sunset: MORE! -he chucks two more, which she catches after setting down the other two beers. Sunset puts her title on the mat, cracking the first two open. She stands over Berry's unconscious, bloody body and bashes the two beers together, quite a bit of the liquid splashing out of the cans landing on Berry and the area around her. Sunset tilts both cans into her throat at once-

Crowd: CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!

Ahuizotl: I would normally scold the EWF fans for chanting something like that, but for Sunset Shimmer? I think that is MOST fitting.

Garble: She's the devil...let's just come out and say it. She's the devil trapped in a woman's body. She's beautiful, but she is a conniving, gruesome, piece of SHIT human being…

-Sunset puts a hand on her chest as her eyes bulge. She then begins to make god-awful choking sounds, which the crowd cheers at, but they begin to boo when they realize it's all a ruse. Sunset laughs at them and throws the cans behind her-

Sunset: You WISH!

Garble: Yes...yes we do…

-Sunset opens the other two cans of beer and downs them, as well, her music playing as she lays them on the mat. She then picks up her Championship and raises it high above her head, smirking widely as beer continues to drip off of her lips and chin, her nipples shown to be poking through her attire as much of the top-half of her outfit is soaked in beer-

Garble: I sure do love a woman who knows how to drink...but Sunset doesn't need alcohol to be an annoying, violent, HIDEOUS individual, and the fact that she is STILL the Eternal Women's Champion, which gives Team Luna the ultimate edge, is making me feel quite uneasy…

Ahuizotl: It was a great, back-and-forth match, which, as per usual with Sunset's matches, was plagued by an INEXCUSABLE finish. But whether we like it or not, and you're a giant MORON if you think we DO like it, Sunset Shimmer is heading into The Royal Rumble, representing Team Luna as its Golden Girl.

Garble: And Berry Punch, as wonderful of an effort as she put forth, will be heading into The Royal Rumble with a stapled up head. She really needs to go to the doctor…

-Sunset kicks all four cans at Berry's helpless body, even going so far as to taking one of the cans, crushing it up, and stuffing it into Berry's mouth-

Garble: Terrible cunt...FUCK YOU!

Ahuizotl: DESPICABLE….

-Sunset leaves the ring, holding her championship high in the air and then cradling it with her arms, the precious gold touching against her cheek, a demonic grin unable to be purged from her face being the final image we see as we take our final commercial break, the fans chanting "DIE, SHIMMER, DIE!"-

-Back from commercial, we hear Mr. Rich's theme song playing as the esteemed man himself is standing in the ring, microphone in hand as he looks out at the EWF Universe with a big smile on his face-

Garble: Now that our final commercial break has ended, it is now time to conclude the first ever Lunapalooza!

Ahuizotl: What a great show it has been, and none of it would have been possible without the boss himself, Mr. Rich.

Mr. Rich: With The Royal Rumble just 6 days away, some business needs to be taken care of right now. But before we get to that, I just want to take a second to thank you, the Lunacy fans. -the crowd cheers- This has been the most STACKED episode of Monday Night Lunacy yet, and we couldn't have gotten to this position if it weren't for the continuous support of all of you! The EWF is now a half a year old, and I never would've thought we would get as far as we have in such a short amount of time. Here's to the future! Here's to Lunacy! Here's...to the EWF! -the crowd cheers loudly-

Crowd: E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF! E-DUB-EFF!

Mr. Rich: Now, above ALL else, the main attraction of The Royal Rumble...is the tag team match, between Team Luna…-boos- and Team Rich. -they cheer now, as Mr. Rich grins- If my team is victorious...Luna is relieved of her duties as general manager. -a volcanic explosion of cheers follows- That's the outcome we're ALL looking for, I'm sure. But if Luna's team defeats mine...I must leave Lunacy into the hands of The System…-the crowd boos furiously- But don't you worry, ladies and gentlemen. For, over the past few weeks, I have been assembling an absolute DREAM TEAM. -cheers- A team, filled with both men and women, who all have something to prove. Men and women, who have all made their MARK on Lunacy. But most importantly...my team is full of men and women who are SICK. They are FED UP with the way this show is being run, and they're looking to do something about it. Both Luna and members of her team, have gotten under the skin of these men and women. They revolt them, they sicken them, but yet they INSPIRE them. These men and women, have been INSPIRED by the cruel, malicious actions of Luna and her teammates, and combined...this Sunday...they are going to end their tyranny. With that in mind...ladies and gentlemen...THESE are the men and women, who together, will become the VESSEL of HOPE for you fans, for Lunacy, for the entire EWF! I present to you...Team Rich! -the crowd unloads with cheers as many superstars begin piling out from the backstage area-

Twilight Sparkle! -cheers- Flash Sentry! -cheers- Rarity! -cheers- The Chick Combo Champions, Fluttershy! -cheers, followed by "YAY" chants- And Lightning Dust! -cheers- And finally...Berry Punch! -cheers-

Garble: You see that Berry Punch is already stitched up after being busted open by a glass bottle just mere minutes ago. Our medical staff sure works fast.

-Team Rich begins to fill up the ring, standing to the side of their boss-

Mr. Rich: Glad you could all make it! Great job tonight, everyone of you. You have at least one more person joining us out here soon enough. Depending on how Luna wants this to go down, I have a PLETHORA of superstars in the back that are waiting for their name to be called, and they'll be down here in an instant. We're all awaiting your arrival, Luna.

*Only perfection around...* -the boos immediately begin- As the general manager of Lunacy appears on the stage. All of Team Rich watches her with venom in their eyes and malice on their faces-

Ahuizotl: It's like Luna is taking a huge walk of shame. Every soul in this arena is staring her down. She probably is thriving off of it…

-Luna walks up the steps, all of Team Rich moving out of the ring so she can enter the ring. As she does, Lightning comes up from behind and pushes her to the other side of the ring. Luna actually falls on her ass as the crowd pops huge-

Garble: Oh! A SHOVE BY LIGHTNING DUST!

Ahuizotl: On the general manager, no less! What a message!

-Lightning smirks at Luna as she looks on in complete disbelief, her mouth in the shape of an "O"-

Crowd: THANK YOU, LIGHT-NING! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, LIGHT-NING! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THANK YOU, LIGHT-NING! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Mr. Rich: Calm down, Lightning. Now isn't the time for that. You'll get your chance to rough her up this Sunday. -there are cheers as Lightning composes herself, backing up in her original spot. Luna gets to her feet, dusts herself off, and grabs another microphone-

Luna: You had better keep your superstars on a leash, Filthy…

Mr. Rich: I'd be glad to. Could you lend me yours? -the crowd OHHHHHs as Luna grits her teeth-

Garble: Oh damn! Sick burn by the boss!

Crowd: A-PPLY WA-TER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* A-PPLY WA-TER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* A-PPLY WA-TER! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Luna: ENOUGH OF THIS! I can't even stand being in the same RING as you and your cookie cutter choices...let me introduce to you a REAL juggernaut of a team. The team who, along with me, is going to put ALL of Team Rich in their rightful places, and DISPERSE Filthy Rich, the ringleader of this RIDICULOUS revolt, from Lunacy. MY team...Teaaaam Lunaaaa! -the crowd has a field day as they direct their boos to the stage, where the members of Team Luna appear one-by-one-

Shining Armor! -boos- Cadance! -boos- The Eternal Women's Champion, Sunset Shimmer! -the boos are nuclear- And at last...Beth Drollins, Rosely Reigns, and Diane Ditzbrose...The Sword! -The Sword is spotted coming down to the ring from the crowd, as they actually get a fair amount of cheers for their introduction- Meet your DOOM, Team Rich!

-The eyes of the members of the two teams meet, as they all pan down the line, their rage intensifying with the more hate they have for who they are looking at-

Mr. Rich: Impressive...impressive. The one thing I notice right away, is that while MY team is standing next to me...YOUR team is stationed BEHIND you. I guess we know who the LEADER of Team Luna is, huh?

Luna: Why, of course. The members of Team Luna are well aware that I am their leader NOW and FOREVER. -Ditzbrose rolls her eyes behind Luna- But I assure you, we are ALL on the same page, for we have ONE major thing in common...we all want POWER, and with you around, our chances of that are slim, because you believe in "equal opportunities." HA!

Mr. Rich: Indeed I do, because it prevents this show from descending into total anarchy. Your team members won't get power as long as I'm around, but I give them my word that I will NOT hold any grudges. Whatever happens Sunday, I will put in the past. Sunset...I won't strip you of your Championship. Cadance, Shining, if you do happen to win the tournaments, I will NOT remove you of your crown, or your championship opportunity. Sword, you may continue to fight in whatever cause you please, but you're not going to be triple-teaming people week after week. The interference will stop, the shenanigans will stop, and a level-playing field will be restored. And if you don't like that, don't think it'd be a wise idea to ask to be traded to Sublime, because Celestia will drive you to TEARS with her own special antics.

Luna: For once, I agree with him fully...she would most certainly do just that. But that won't be necessary, because WE'RE going to win, and we will all be pleasantly comfortable staying on The System's brand of Lunacy.

Mr. Rich: Let's cut the small-talk, and move onto filling up the rest of our teams. As I'm sure you already know, Team Rich is one member shy.

Luna: Yes...you have 6, and I have 7.

Mr. Rich: This is quite simple. I'm about to name my 7th member. If afterwards, you have anyone in mind that you would like to add to your team, just announce their names. I will then counter-act with my own choices. We could do this ALL night, trust me...a lot of superstars have come to my office, asking me to keep them in mind, and I have done just that.

Luna: You're not alone on that. It seems many residents of the Lunacy's roster like my chaotic style of running things.

Mr. Rich: I highly doubt that. They know that, with you in charge, it'll be a much easier road to the top for them, while if I'm still around, they'll have to WORK for their spot.

Luna: -she shrugs- If that is your theory I will not waste my time disproving it. Go ahead and name your next member.

Mr. Rich: Thank you. When you're in a bit of a vine, fighting for something you care so much about, you often turn to the people in your life whom you care so much about; your blood. -the crowd is already cheering, as they have cracked the code- The next member of Team Rich, is a member of the Rich family bloodline...she is MY DAUGHTER...Diamond Tiara!

Ahuizotl: Alright! Another major player!

*I'll tell you everything I know...any little thing I know…*

-Diamond walks onto the stage, grinning at her father from inside the ring. The rest of Team Rich begins clapping in support of the choice-

Garble: The Crater Chick Champion! Mr. Rich's daughter! I'd go ahead and say this is the best pick he could make at this point!

-Mr. Rich holds the middle rope open for his daughter. Diamond gives her old man a hug as she enters the ring-

Crowd: DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND! DIA-MOND!

Diamond: This is all I have to say...there was a time when I would've joined your team, Luna. I'm so glad that time has passed. Everyone on your team...they're all horrible people. Just like I once was. I am extremely honored to be fighting for my dad's promotion. The promotion he spent over 2 years constructing. The EWF is his greatest achievement in life! He put so much time and effort and dedication into making it the best company he could be. He missed my high school GRADUATION so that he could attend a meeting with executive from USA Network about a potential TV deal. For a long time, I was bitter. He spent nearly every waking moment of his days plotting this company out. For so long, I thought he cared about it more than me...I never truly understood why this project was so important to him...that is, until I learned how wonderful the EWF fans are. -they cheer as she smiles- And how amazing it is to work for something, like my Championship, rather than it being handed to you. And all the great people that work from my dad...to the wrestlers, to the tech crew. My dad has created a place for so many people to make a living, and for even more people...he helped them rediscover, or perhaps even uncover a passion. The passion...of professional wrestling. -the crowd cheers loudly-

Crowd: THANK YOU, RICH! THANK YOU, RICH! THANK YOU, RICH! THANK YOU, RICH!

Diamond: This is MY passion. This is all I ever want to do. Work in my dad's company, entertain millions of people across the world, try my hand at becoming the very BEST at something. But all my dad's hard work, all the ambition of everyone on this side of the ring, and every wrestler in the back that wants to do good at this...even all the men and the women who are training to become wrestlers RIGHT NOW, or in the future...their ambitions, their hopes, their dreams, their biggest goal...will be all for nothing if I allow YOU assholes to win! -the crowd cheers with such incredible volume- SO I WON'T! Me and the rest of Team Rich, will NEVER allow people like YOU to spoil everything that my dad has worked for! Everything that us wrestlers have worked for! You've gotten far enough, Luna...but this Sunday...IT'S OVER! -the cheers are deafening as Diamond steps back in the line, all of her teammates clapping for her amazing speech. You can even spot Mr. Rich wiping a tear from his eye-

Luna: A lovely sentiment...too bad it means NOTHING to us, and it means even LESS to the next members of Team Luna. Turf and Silver Spoon!

-Diamond takes a deep breathe as "Fastest Girl Alive" by CFO$ brings Turf and Silver Spoon onto the stage. They wave at Diamond as the crowd intensely boos-

Garble: Well, she wasn't lying. These two couldn't give a DAMN about anything that Diamond says.

Ahuizotl: Regardless of that, they're a great coup for Luna and company. The very first Chick Combo Champions, and they were both mere seconds away from capturing the Chick Combo Championship earlier tonight.

-Turf and Silver Spoon enter the ring on Luna's side, joining the ever growing crowd of her team-

Mr. Rich: Hmmm...both the current and former Chick Combo Champions will now be a part of this match. Interesting. You named two, so that means I'm a little bit behind. That's fine. I'm about to catch up, because my next two picks are a package deal, as well, and they've been chomping at the bit to get themselves into this MIX...that right there's your hint. Neon Lights, and DJ Z! -the crowd begins cheering again-

*It's been such a long time coming, I thought you'd understaaaand!*

Garble: Aha! I got it, 'Zotl! The mix!

Ahuizotl: Because they're DJs and whatnot. NION Lights have had their issues with Luna in the past. At one point, she even sent the Goon Squad after them.

Garble: I assume you're talking about Snips and Snails?

Ahuizotl: Of course, who else? Interestingly enough, Neon Lights and Shining Armor will be facing off TWO times this Sunday. Once in the tag team match, but beforehand, they'll be squaring off in the semi-finals of the King of the Ring tournament!

-Neon Lights and DJ Z pretty much zoom down the ramp, wanting to get in the ring as fast as possible and meet up with their teammates-

Mr. Rich: You gentlemen are quite excited. Do you have anything you'd like to say?

Neon Lights: It's pretty easy to see why we're out here. We've never agreed with anything that Luna does. So, it made perfect sense for us to join Team Rich. I look forward to kicking your two-timing ass TWO times, Shining! -DJ Z laughs- Eh, ya like what I did there, Z? By the end of this Sunday, I'm gonna be the King, YOU'RE all gonna be jesters…-he gestures towards Team Luna- and I will perform my Royal duty, and return the Kingdom of Lunacy to its rightful owner…Mr. Rich. -the crowd cheers as Neon Lights steps back-

Luna: Your team has such a RICH sense of humor, Filthy, making all these empty promises.

Mr. Rich: Rich, huh? Shut up and make your next pick.

-Before Luna is about to talk, Shining Armor taps on her shoulder-

Luna: What is it, Shining?

Shining: I was just thinking...it wouldn't be right if we didn't get the whole team involved.

Luna: Do you mean...NO.

Shining: Oh come on!

Luna: ABSOLUTELY not.

Shining: They've been great tools to The System. We CAN'T leave them out!

Luna: -she sighs heavily- ….Fine. But if they do not perform the way I EXPECT them to, there will be TROUBLE...not only for them, but for YOU for even suggesting them!

Shining: I….I understand.

Luna: Per request by one Shining Armor…-she glares at him- let that be known in case things do not go our way...the next members of Team Luna will be…-she almost throws up just by proclaiming- Snips...and Snails…-only a bit of the crowd boos. The rest of the audience laughs as Snips and Snails come running down the ramp, toothy grins on their faces-

Garble: HUH? SHINING YOU IDIOT!

Ahuizotl: Luna has chosen SLIME...they've been a great secret weapon for The System, but they have ZERO talent, and ZERO brains. This is NOT a wise choice…

Mr. Rich: -snickering- W-well then...excellent cho-HAHAHA! I can't even say it!

-Snips and Snails slide through the bottom rope, hugging Luna's legs-

Snips: Oh, thank you ma'am! Thank you for putting us on the team!

Snails: Yeaaaah-uhhh! We won't let you doooowwwwn!

Luna: YOU HAD BETTER NOT! -the two frighteningly creep behind Luna-

Mr. Rich: On the same page, huh? Looks to me like you don't have much faith in them.

Luna: They'll come through! Don't worry about them! Just...just make your next choi-

"Pencils down, cell phones and Chromebooks OFF-EYES. ON. ME!" -the crowd begins booing as Bill Nyeker appears on stage, sending disapproving glares to all the fans in the arena-

Ahuizotl: Bill Nyeker?! Oh joy...haven't we heard enough of him ALREADY tonight?

Nyeker: To enhance your opposition, I have a bit of a suggestion of my own...perhaps-

Luna: -in a bored tone- Yes, yes, Bill. I will allow your students to join Team Luna.

Nyeker: ….Oh…..I see. I had this lengthy, cogent, enchanting monologue planned that would heavily endorse my products of purity, and would without ANY doubt give you-

Luna: I was just getting ready to announce Xavier Kendrick and Dwight Dawson as the next members of my team, Bill.

Nyeker: …...And you were correct to do so! They need no introduction, anyway. Come on, my star pupils! This is the big juncture I have prepared you for! -Dawson and Kendrick come out on the stage, following their teacher to the ring-

Garble: Thank gosh she cut her off...at least she's smart enough to do that.

Ahuizotl: His students will fit right in with the pretentious, narcissistic force that is Team Luna. Imagine the amount of blabbering Nyeker will do if his students are on the winning team this Sunday.

Garble: God no…

-Nyeker and his students accompany the ring-

Mr. Rich: Well, I was under the impression we'd be doing this round robin style, but I shouldn't be surprised that you went ahead and spoiled your next picks. You're not known for being someone that plays fair, after all.

Luna: Think of it this way...now you have four spots you can fill, and you won't have to prolong anymore of them.

Mr. Rich: True, I suppose. How about we cap this off at 13?

Luna: I have 13 right now. You need four more. That does sound reasonable, yes.

Mr. Rich: Excellent. I have my next two picks already lined up. It's another tag team. And it's a good thing you've chosen Dawson and Kendrick, because the tag team I'm bringing out here next are two young men that have had their run ins with Mr. Nyeker's students. -the crowd is already cheering- In fact...just earlier in the show, they were brutally assaulted by Dawson and Kendrick. They were not aware, boys, that you still had an issue with them. They look to finish this once and for all at The Royal Rumble, which they WILL be competing at, despite your lowly attack, just in case you were wondering. Not only will they be fighting for the Combo of Carnage titles, but they'll also be members of Team Rich! I give you...Vultarian! Overdrive! The Cybernetic Scavengers! -the crowd cheers as Bill Nyeker gulps-

*All my life I've been searching for something…*

Ahuizotl: A solid choice by Mr. Rich! The number 1 contenders for the Combo of Carnage titles, but now they have a legitimate reason to join Team Rich!

-Vultarian and Overdrive appear on the stage, making their way down the ramp as one-

Garble: Yeah, to take it to the ones that tried to cost them their title shot out of pure jealousy. But remember, Luna was the one that FIRED them after they couldn't defeat us to retain their commentary position.

Ahuizotl: That's right. Luna had no other use for them, so she threw them away like garbage. But when all hope was lost, Mr. Rich hired them to wrestler deals. Four people that haven't forgotten that are Luna, Mr. Rich, and The Cybernetic Scavengers, and it could wind up costing Luna EVERYTHING.

-Overdrive and Vultarian join the fray, Vultarian sending a confident smirk towards Luna's way as her eyebrow twitches-

Mr. Rich: These men were once pawns in your cruel little game, Luna. But now they fight for FREEDOM!

Luna: They couldn't handle the role I gave them, so they DESERVED to be cut loose. -heavy boos follow- And no matter what other schmucks you trot out here to join your pathetic team, it won't make a difference. None of them can stop Team Luna!

Mr. Rich: Oh really, now? It's good that you're confident in both your AND their skills...but that certainty, and that faith...is about to fade out.

Luna: What makes you say that?

Mr. Rich: Well, it just so happens that I'm about to bring out what I like to call my SECRET weapon. She just arrived to the arena a few minutes ago, and NOBODY on my team knows who she is. I have not told them about this, because she is such a MONUMENTAL addition to my team. An athlete like her only comes around ONCE in a lifetime. To bring her on board Team Rich, all it took was a single phone call. A phone call I made the night we established this big tag team match. I had looked through my roster, trying to find potential team members, but I wound up looking a little deeper, and this woman was the first person I approached about joining Team Rich. It didn't take long for me to get a reply, and the reply I got sent me over the moon with excitement! This match at The Royal Rumble is about control of Lunacy, but ultimately, it will affect the entire landscape of EWF; both Lunacy AND Sublime. I've already got the best that Lunacy has to offer on my team, but to secure victory, I had to expand my horizons, and pursue the best of BOTH halves of the EWF. -the crowd begins cheering- I have no doubt in my mind...that I did JUST that, because my prized pick for Team Rich, is the number 1 athlete on Sublime. She is one of the many reasons for the EWF's incredible success, and her OWN success speaks for itself. She is the current World Fighter's Champion…-many fans' jaws drop- RAINBOW DASH!

Ahuizotl: OH MY GOD! DID...DID HE JUST SAY…

Garble: HE DID! HE DID! BUT IS HE PULLING OUR BLUFF?!

*You see me soaring through the sky, I see you below as you walk on by…* -some of the crowd cheers, but most prefer to see this for themselves-

-After around 20 seconds, the crowd unleashes an unbelievable amount of cheers at the stage as a hair full of rainbow hair peeks out from behind the curtain. Rainbow Dash soon jumps out from the backstage area, every fan in the audience giving her the warmest Lunacy reaction anyone on this show has ever gotten-

AHUIZOTL: IT IS! IT'S HEEEERRRRRR!

Garble: RAINBOW FREAKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSH! ARE WE IN THE RIGHT PLACE?!

Ahuizotl: THIS CROWD HAS BECOME UNGLUED! THEY'RE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS! THEY CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! LUNA CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

-The rest of Team Rich looks at Rainbow Dash with a wide range of grins, from impressed to outrageously happy. Rainbow is admittedly amazed than even SHE got this big of a reaction! The crowd only gains in decibels as she walks down the ramp, the same smug, yet charming expression as always on her face-

Rainbow: -speaking to the camera- Don't adjust your TV sets! I'M HERE! -she presents herself to the Lunatics, high fiving all of them that she can-

Garble: I AM IN TOTAL...UTTER...SHOCK! THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS REAL! THE WORLD FIGHTER'S CHAMPION...IS ON MONDAY NIGHT LUNACY! THIS IS FREAKING GREAT!

Ahuizotl: THIS IS BETTER THAN GREAT! THIS IS PRICELESS! I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS! WE'VE HAD SUBLIME SUPERSTARS ON LUNACY IN THE PAST...BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS! NOT THE CALIBER OF SUPERSTAR THAT RAINBOW DASH IS!

Garble: And the CHAMPION! She's the freaking CHAMPION! OH MY! MR. RICH! HE'S PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS! HE'S GOT THE SUPERTEAM!

-Rainbow Dash leaps onto the steel steps, pumping up the crowd and egging them on to get even LOUDER, which they easily do-

Ahuizotl: She's loving this! She's milking it for all it's worth!

Garble: If you're not familiar with Rainbow Dash, well for one...WOW. Secondly, watch Prime Time Sublime, this Friday on SyFy! You'll get to see this OUTSTANDING athlete defend her World Fighter's Championship against Colgate! That name must sound familiar, huh? Seriously! This woman is something extraordinary! I thought Mr. Rich was just overexagerrating..and then SHE came out! HOLY HELL!

-Rainbow Dash gets onto the top turnbuckle, still exciting the fans by her mere PRESENCE. She jumps off the top and lands in the middle of the ring, the first person she meets eyes with being Lightning Dust. Lightning grins as she meets Rainbow in the middle of the ring-

Ahuizotl: And get a look at this...this has been a long time coming!

-Rainbow extends her hand out, which Lightning wastes NO TIME in shaking, pulling her old soccer-buddy into a gripping hug-

Garble: HAHAHA! I'M IN LOVE! Lightning Dust! Rainbow Dash! Same ring! Same time! WHAT THE HELL?!

-Rainbow Dash takes the time to hug all her friends; Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy. She receives handshakes from the rest of Team Rich as her music stops playing. Mr. Rich gladly gives his microphone to her as the rainbow-haired warrior takes center stage-

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Garble: THEY WON'T STOP!

Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* THIS IS AWE-SOME! *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* -the crowd finally ceased, cheering enormously as Rainbow Dash laughs wildly at the love she's being shown- HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Rainbow: YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! -they cheer so loudly that the camera shakes- I NEVER thought it'd be that loud when I came out here, but I guess I underestimated you guys! Thank you. -they continue to cheer, making Rainbow slightly blush at the insane amount of attention she is receiving- No, I did not make a wrong turn on the highway….no my GPS is a very reliable source to me, it would never do me in like that. Nuh uh, I know EXACTLY where I am! -such loud cheers- I am LIVE, on the USA Network, for LUNAPALOOZA! -so many cheers follow- Yes, I am an exclusive superstar for Sublime... -they boo, which makes her laugh-

Crowd: PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP! PLEASE JUMP SHIP!

Rainbow: I'm really loving it here, but I'm afraid that's not possible right now. -more boos come- If I can ever make it happen, though, you bet your ass I'm coming to Lunacy! -this cheers the crowd up ten fold- The reason I'm here TONIGHT...can be summed up by just ONE word...Loyalty. I'm here on Lunacy, I'm joining Team Rich, because I am LOYAL. I am loyal to my friends...and I don't mean my friends on Sublime, thought I think the WORLD of Applejack and Pinkie Pie. I've got some of my very best friends over here, as well! Twilight, Lightning Dust, Rarity, and Fluttershy. -they all four smile at Rainbow as she speaks so highly of them-

Crowd: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Rainbow: -partakes in the fun for a moment too, throwing her index fingers up in the air- I saw that they were being mistreated over here, and that's not going to fly with me! -they cheer- Nobody's going to shackle my pals if I have anything to say about it! Nobody on your team would know a DAMN thing about that! None of you even LIKE each other! The only reasons you stick around each other for is to have sex, and so you have someone to fall back on when you're about to get BEAT. I'm also loyal to the general manager of Sublime, Celestia. She's the main reason I'm even able to BE here!

Luna: M-...my sister?

Rainbow: You bet your ass! I couldn't just hop on over to Lunacy unannounced, I had to let her know first, and get her okay. She didn't even HESITATE signing off on it! Celestia has been watching you, Luna, and it's been making her SICK the way you've been acting! You've become consumed with power, greedy beyond belief, and she asked me to put a STOP to it, once and for all! -the crowd cheers- I promised her that I'd help wrangle Lunacy away from your hands, so that you could once again become the loving and caring little sister that you used to be. I'm loyal to your sister, and I'll do whatever it takes to please her. I respect that woman more than ANY other, and soon, YOU'RE going to respect her like you USED to, instead of threatening to take over her brand! Finally, I'm loyal to the man who brought us ALL here...not only everyone in this ring, but all these fans in attendance, and all the fans watching around the world, Mr. Rich. -the crowd cheers- He's given me the platform to showcase all of my talent on a GLOBAL scale, making money and meeting great people along the way. He presented me with my official EWF contract, and told me that I was going to become one of the biggest stars in all of wrestling, and here I am. He's been like a father to me, and even though I'm a member of the Sublime roster, I'm an EWF Girl through and through, and no matter the circumstances, I will FIGHT with every FIBER in my being to make sure that his company is safe and sound from crooked CRETINS like you! -she looks at all of Team Luna with adrenaline pumping through her veins, herself going from "happy to be here" mode to "I want to pummel you all into DUST" mode with each passing second- I'm not only representing Lunacy, but this entire COMPANY! Even some of the nastiest people on Sublime speak ill of you and those who fight alongside you, Luna.

Luna: And why do THEY matter? What they think of me and my brigade does not faze us. It only fuels us MORE to conquer both brands, so we may force the insolent fools to FEAR us rather than BESMIRCH us! -boos-

Rainbow: They matter because together, we merge with Lunacy to create the almighty EWF, and those of us that haven't been CORRUPTED by your power trip, like the EWF just FINE without all the meaningless CRAP you're making us suffer through! Team Rich represents everything awesome about the EWF, everything TRUE, and for those that weren't able to join us on the battlefield, we will take ENDLESS PRIDE in RIDDING the EWF of Team Luna, before everyone else is competing in a fight that they can't win. Not for OURSELVES, but for those who were strong enough to resist the temptations of unlimited glory! -the crowd can do nothing more but cheer as Rainbow takes her place amongst her team. They all show their appreciation in her joining the fight as Luna has nothing to say. She still can't believe this is even happening-

Mr. Rich: Couldn't have said it any better myself, Rainbow. Welcome to the team! -the cheers continue- Hold your cheers, because as you can see, I'm still ONE member short. While the final member of my team isn't as earth shattering as Rainbow, she requested that I save her for last, because, well...she's got quite the knack for making an entrance.

Garble: Make it a good one!

-The lights go out, the arena descending into complete darkness-

Garble: THE WYTHYST FAMILY?! HOW'D MR. RICH PULL THIS OFF?!

Ahuizotl: No, no, it's not them! We would've heard the "deh!"

Garble: THEN WHO IS IT?!

-Garble and every other inquiring mind gets their answer as the lights come back on and Twist is perched on the corner next to Team Luna. The crowd loses their shit once again-

Ahuizotl: IT'S TWIIIIST!

Garble: OR WHAT IF IT'S FINNETTE BALOR?!

-Twist dives off of the top rope as all of Team Luna, except Luna herself, gathers around her. She Crossbodies onto all of them, her weight knocking them all down to the canvas as this gives the rest of Team Rich the perfect opportunity to start kicking ass. They each pick their member of Team Luna to go after and start beating them up, except for Luna, who is already halfway up the ramp-

Garble: CROSSBODY BY TWIST! AND HERE COMES TEAM RICH TO CLEAN HOUSE!

-Berry throws Sunset into the corner, stomping her until she falls on her ass and continuing to stomp on her even after the fact-

Ahuizotl: There's some revenge from that shot with the bottle!

-After 10 seconds, all of Team Luna except Cadance is gone, but Rainbow Dash takes care of that by clotheslining her over the top rope and down to the floor, the crowd cheering like crazy as Twist's theme song begins playing-

Ahuizotl: TEAM RICH, STANDING TALL!

Garble: And what a TEAM it is! Champions! Demons! Foul-mouthed Rednecks! But they all have ONE thing in common: A desire for CHANGE. Change that will transform Lunacy into a level playing field, and prevent any further damage spreading to the rest of the EWF!

-Twist turns around, meeting with Mr. Rich as she does. He puts out his hand, and she shakes it with a smile as the crowd doesn't stop cheering-

Ahuizotl: There you have it! Twist! The final missing piece to the puzzle!

Garble: But how do you KNOW it's Twist?

Ahuizotl: Well, we saw her contemplating earlier in the broadcast about which "side" she should pick. She described each "side" in thorough detail, but it was hard to pick up on what she really meant. I think I understand now, though...she was connecting all of the traits she spoke of to the two teams! Team Luna is filled with vindictive, cowardly individuals, and Team Rich is made up of wholesome, hardworking men and women!

Garble: Oh damn, that's genius! Twist has joined Team Rich, which represents everything PURE and sacred about the EWF, and on a bigger scale, the WORLD! She wants to go down in history as one of the brave few who stood up to Team Luna, the atrocious and spiteful chunk of the EWF, and vanquished them before they could stain the foundation of this company with their crooked inhibitions!

Ahuizotl: That symbolism is just too fantastic!

-All of Team Luna regroups at the top of their stage before leaving, not allowing Team Rich the privilege of watching them bask in their momentum. Meanwhile, All of Team Rich stands together in the ring, with Filthy Rich in the very middle, the crowd showing them all of their appreciation for being the ones to step up and stomp up this problem-

Ahuizotl: Take a look at this, everyone! These are the 13 men and women...these are the Vigilantes, which will put an END to the maleficent methods...of Team Luna! Goodnight, everybody! Thank you for joining us...for LUNAPALOOZA! See you oooon Sunday night!

-The show ends with the crowd chanting "TEAM RICH" again and again, as all members of Team Rich hold their hands up in the air, the person next to them holding up their left one. Each man and woman has a smile on their face, as they believe that the ultimate victory is within their reach-

Match Results:

The Sword defeated Lightning Dust & Fluttershy by Disqualification (16:31)
Rumble & Photo Finish defeated Thunderlane & Cloudchaser, Giz Hero & Flitter by Pinfall (15:09)
Flash Sentry & Twilight Sparkle defeated Shining Armor & Cadance by Pinfall (19:11)
Diamond Tiara defeated Scootaloo, Turf, and Silver Spoon by Pinfall (23:41)
The Wythyst Family defeated 3MB by Pinfall (21:26)
Sunset Shimmer defeated Berry Punch by Pinfall (21:36)

Matches for The Royal Rumble (FINALIZED):

Team Rich vs Team Luna
Carnage Championship - Giz Hero vs Rumble vs Thunderlane vs Bulk Biceps
Cadance vs Scootaloo, Queen of the Scene Semi-Final
Neon Lights vs Shining Armor, King of the Ring Semi-Final