With the EWF bringing professional wrestling once again to the forefront of the North American sports world, its Chairman, Filthy Rich, has just dropped a bombshell announcement.

"As the honorable moderator of the Equestrian Wrestling Federation, I strive to exert my brand to its fullest potential, and at times, that means creating opportunities for myself. And boy, have I got one lined up here soon. This is something no commissioner of any sports league has done...not the NBA, the NFL, the MLB, and no, not even as wrestling gone where I am about to take my brand.

The Equestrian Wrestling Federation has revolutionized not only professional wrestling, but all of the sports realm. But to be at the top of our game, we must do all that we can to ensure that we have as much profit as possible to our name. The EWF specializes in a very distinct form of entertainment, and we have become, champions, so to speak, of our craft in just six months time. As the proprietor of this fine corporation, it is my duty to create as much of a buzz as I can around my product, and that is why today, I am announcing that the performers of the EWF, are about to enter a new practice, to which they can entertain. I am talking...about the pornography industry.

That is right. We live in a digital world nowadays, where multiple times of entertainment, are just a click away. The EWF is broadcast LIVE across over 200 countries every Monday and Friday night, and the men and women of the EWF have always sought to perform, to the best of their abilities, to people from all walks of live. Whether you be young or old, black or white, the superstars of the EWF are the greatest athletes on planet Earth, and they prove this week-in, and week-out, by putting on the greatest entertainment spectacles that you can find. Now, I assure, I am not some sleazeball who has tricked my superstars into something they did not want. I have not backed them into a corner and raped them of their innocence. In fact, this was not my idea in the first place. One of my performers brought this to my attention, and at first, I was admittedly a bit appalled by the idea, but word soon spread throughout the EWF locker room, and many EWF superstars were asking for meetings with me, wanting to plead their case, and change my mind about my decision to ignore such a dubious request. I was perturbed as to why any of them would want to subjugate themselves to this. Until they all gave a slew of reasons...

Some told me it would be highly innovative, a feat never once thought of by any sports commissioner. Many wrestlers signed to the EWF, both male and female, are quite attractive, and there is no doubting the fact that I have a diverse crop of individuals who are good at all sorts of things, above all else, acting. They portray these characters on TV every week. There is nobody better than them. Why not give them this platform to express their talents? We deal with many storylines on EWF televisions, some of them are romance storylines, and already they have gotten quite lewd, and many EWF fans have expressed an intangible interest in getting to see these men and women put in such provocative situations. I got many reasons from so many of these athletes as to why I should at least give the EWF a chance to go this route, and after much consideration, I decided that instead I was the one backed into the corner. So many incredible points were made, and there was no heavenly way I could not justify them. Above all else, the reason that caused me to change my mind was when one particular worker of mine stated that starring in a pornographic film would be...fun. That really made me think, and I came to this conclusion...wrestling, is fun. And my wrestlers, find wrestling fun. So, if they are interested in pursuing this separate career path, thinking it could be fun, than who am I to deny them that request? I, too, think wrestling is fun, and I will admit, I am a bit of a gambler. So this seemed like the perfect way to launch my pride and joy to the next level. Many will likely frown upon in, and that is okay. Those are the same people that claimed for decades that wrestling was "barbaric," and they even got it banned from this country for over 30 years. Yet, wrestling is back now, and it is as popular as ever. So, I say to these doubters...let us have fun."

To make it even more official, the EWF has already announced that they have a few films already completed, one of which goes back to the night where Sunset Shimmer met Cadance at her hotel room, and another that shows us what exactly happened behind closed doors once Thunderlane and Cloudchaser submerged themselves back into their once hollowed out relationship.

I, for one, as a young adult male, could not be more excited to see the lengths that the EWF and Filthy Rich will go to to make sure that their fans are entertained, and you HAVE to respect that.